ITT: tech jokes
why do they use windows 10 as the prison security guard?
because it always locks up.
how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
none, its a hardware problem.
why is it that programmers always confuse halloween with xmas?
because 31 OCT = 25 DEC
ever heard of the band 1023 bytes?
probably not, they've never had a gig.
why did the developer go broke?
because he used up all his cache.
"knock, knock, who's there?"
*very long pause...*
"java!"
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>>51504851
your jokes are bad and you should feel bad.
>>51504927
fire dropped
>>51504927
Q: what do you call a place full of bad tech jokes?
A: a bad sector
>>51504965
god dammit
I named my hard drive "dat ass," so once a month my computer asks if I want to "back dat ass up."
Knock knock
>>51504851
Haha as i laugh while reading this with my shitty lagdroid phone
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Who's there?
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Segmentation fault.
>>51507227
This is the only one I dont get.
>>51504817
Kek
>>51504825
>ever heard of the band 1023 bytes?
>probably not, they've never had a gig.
More like never had a meg you fgt
>>51507950
don't you mean never had a k?
1023 bytes is a byte less than a kilobyte/kibibyte
>>51507202
Gent
>./a.out
Bus error. Passengers dumped.
Web developers.
>>51507227
See:
char* name = NULL;
printf("Who's there?")
printf("Its %s", name);
Ram access violation, access to ram address 0 is denied, a segmentation fault.
>>51507286
i guess it's because segfaults happen when something tries to access memory it's not suppose to
so it's like,
>who's there, in <some illegal memory location>?
>segfault
Why does MI6 use Windows 10?
Because it's spyware
char broiled;
double cheeseburger;
>>51504782
Bazinga
>>51504809
Bazinga
>>51504817
Bazinga
>>51504825
Bazinga
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Bazinga
>>51504851
Bazinga
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Bazinga
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Bazinga
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Bazinga
>>51511658
Bazinga
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>>51512194
lmao lol
>>51512194
top kek
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>>51512782
hahaha samefag
