I'm about to place an order on Aliexpress (if I can figure out how o pay with PayPal).
What cheap but useful Chinese shit should I buy while I'm at it?
>>51468719
Chinese dragon dildos, obviously
>>51468719
a waifu
>>51468719
512gb micro SD cards
VE Munk
>>51468719
Dextromethorphan
Tenga Eggs.
things like USB cables and adapters are useful
You should buy a cheap smartphone and a Windows 7 macbook clone like this:
http://pt.aliexpress.com/item/Newest-14-ultra-thin-laptop-computer-ultrabook-laptop-PC-with-Intel-Atom-D2500-1-86Ghz-dual/586451871.html?spm=2114.02020208.3.1.QVIxFz&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_6_79_78_77_80,searchweb201644_5,searchweb201560_9
Illegal receivers box
Loli onahole
>if I can figure out how o pay with PayPal
You can't.
Tried that shit too
buy some esp8266s
they're really cheap there
You can't pay with paypal. Alipay is their version of paypal and it provides you even more protections than paypal.
www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-NEW-LETEN-Piston-USB-Charged-super-fast-Retractable-Fully-Automatic-Masturbator-Male-Masturbation-Machine-Sex/32439834000.html?spm=2114.01020208.0.693.paOKOC
>>51469861
I dont trust a chink device enough that I would want to put my dick in it.
Buy one of those small cree q5 flashlights for around $3.50. They're bright as fuck, made out of metal, and are allegedly waterproof.
You could also buy one of those usb otg adapters.
You could buy an orange pi, which is a raspberry pi type mini computer for $17 (just don't forget to buy the power adapter, if it is not bundled.)
You could also buy a few trackpoints.
>>51468719
Would this be a total suicide to my laptop?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/WHOLESALE-NEW-9CELLS-LAPTOP-BATTERY-FOR-LENOVO-ThinkPad-X230-X220-X220S-Series-42Y4874-42T4901-42T4902-42Y4940/32371639326.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_9_79_78_77_80,searchweb201644_5,searchweb201560_9
>>51470200
It says right there that it's A++ quality, anon.
>>51470219
Shit, never realized that. I should always trust what I read. Thanks mate!
>>51469861
>not having your wife charge your masturbator while she cheats on you on facebook
10/10
>>51468719
cardphone m5
awesome tiny little dumbphone, worth the 15 buckaroos they cost
that shit
>anything chinese
utter shit most of the time
