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wanna learn more about hacking any tips?
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>>51272144
fuck off and use google.
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buy fingerless gloves
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>>51272144
Are you the anonymous hacker knows as 4chan?!?
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>ive been waiting a while to use this
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Install gentoo and one day you'll be this good
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>>51274161
>not nuking usa
such a waste of opportunity
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Go to school for computer systems and engineering. Become a massive nerd-san and hack away.
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>>51274161
Sounds like uplink.
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heh. you think youve got what it takes to be a hacker? nice try, kid. i bet you cant even turn your macbook on without mommy and daddys help, huh? I bet you don't even have your desktop riced like mine, fucking newfag. just because I take pity on you, and only because I take pity in you, I'm going to tell you how to actually be a hacker. the first thing you have to do is download the torrent browser and start surfing the deep web. be careful down there <thats another deep web joke, amature>, you dont know what youre doing and you arent prepared for what you might see. the second thing you have to do, is to join an underground deepweb hacker collective, no lone wolf ever took down a sheep by its self. youre almost there. you should stop using apostrophes or proper punctuation because when youre constantly running and editing javascript scripts and uploading trojan viruses to scrubs harddrives, you dont have time to type like a new fag. if you don't follow that step youre going to be ripped apart in the seep web like a five dollar bill in a sinagog. next you have to install linux and change your display settings to high contrast number 2, nobosy will take you seriously otherwise. finally, and this is the most important, dont ever tell anyone you meet on the clearweb the things you have seen on the other side, we dont need that kind of publicity. if you want actual advice on hacking , you should go to 00101111 01110010 01110010 01100011 01100011 00110101 01110101 01110101 01110101 01100100 01101000 01101000 00110100 01101111 01111010 00110011 01100011 00101110 01101111 01101110 01101001 01101111 01101110 . if you dont know what any of those numbers mean, you dont have what it takes to be a hacker. sorry, but not everyone is cut out for it. thats just the way the game works.
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>>51272144
> A stranger from the land of Woot came to Master Foo as he was eating the morning meal with his students.
> “I hear y00 are very l33t,” he said. “Pl33z teach m3 all y00 know.”
> Master Foo's students looked at each other, confused by the stranger's barbarous language. Master Foo just smiled and replied: “You wish to learn the Way of Unix?”
> “I want to b3 a wizard hax0r,” the stranger replied, “and 0wn ever3one's b0xen.”
> “I do not teach that Way,” replied Master Foo.
> The stranger grew agitated. “D00d, y00 r nothing but a p0ser,” he said. “If y00 n00 anything, y00 wud t33ch m3.”
> “There is a path,” said Master Foo, “that might bring you to wisdom.” The master scribbled an IP address on a piece of paper. “Cracking this box should pose you little difficulty, as its guardians are incompetent. Return and tell me what you find.”
> The stranger bowed and left. Master Foo finished his meal.
> Days passed, then months. The stranger was forgotten.
> Years later, the stranger from the land of Woot returned.
> “Damn you!” he said, “I cracked that box, and it was easy like you said. But I got busted by the FBI and thrown in jail.”
> “Good,” said Master Foo. “You are ready for the next lesson.” He scribbled an IP address on another piece of paper and handed it to the stranger.
> “Are you crazy?” the stranger yelled. “After what I've been through, I'm never going to break into a computer again!”
> Master Foo smiled. “Here,” he said, “is the beginning of wisdom.”
> On hearing this, the stranger was enlightened.
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>>51276733
binary has nothing to do with hacking you know... i just got admin to my shitty isp's locked down modem and all i needed was them being retarded and actually printing the usernames & passwords on a "secret" subpage
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>>51276832
>answering to a copypasta
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>>51276858
>not answering to copypastas
reeeeeeeeeee normieeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
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>Hackforums
>Install Gentoo
>learn programming
>learn networking
>learn encryptions
>learn system analysis
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>>51274161
Wow did that actually happen?
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>>51275870
You're a wasted opportunity of your mother's cunt, slavshit.
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>>51276930
>slavshit
get isis in ya pooper, mate
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>>51272144
Do you even
Mr robot
Too
Waitforgot2intob4gatoo
Holy shit im drunk and this thread suuucks
Inb4 waifu gatu
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>>51272144
Start by watching YouTube.com/PhiberOptics
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>>51276951
Go back to sleep, britshit/strayan.

And please speak American next time.
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>>51276989
>britshit/strayan
that is your 2nd miss. You should just give up mr. basedweller neckbeard before the isis finds your butthole and 9/11 it
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