I've noticed several weird things happening on my NEW laptop.
First the shipment arrived in my city at the estimated date BUT got sent back to the main office for 2 days
Second the CD-ROM drive opens randomly
Third Windows 7, the OS, asks me for the password to my VPN and proxy(never happened before) and VPN and proxy runs just fine without having Windows 7 know my password.
Am I being watched?
Any good tier anti-government spyware/anti-virus software?
It's too late now. Your house if probably full of spy bugs
>>51256779
Jesus Christ. Fuck off. A serious answer please
>>51256803
They know what you're up to.
>>51256803
the NSA called
they told me to send you this image
>>51256824
really? Jesus cant I get a serious fucking answer? This is /b/ tier shit
>>51256852
oh you!
quit being such a poopy head
Welcome to the botnet.
>>51256744
Why not do a clean install of windows to get rid of the bloatware that's on most new laptops and relax? PLus windows 7 has some of the windows 10 tracking stuff anyway. Switch to Linux or open/freeBSD
>>51256929
thanks for the honest answer
Ooh, it sounds pretty serious OP. Don't worry, I know what to do. But shh, don't tell anyone I told you okay? I don't want them to get to me too.
Destroy the laptop, fake your death and move to Russia. Then enjoy your new life in Siberia comrade! There's no way they can find you there!
>>51256978
Thanks Edward Snowden
> be me, setup aws server, multifactor authentication
> openvpn with: password, ip whitelist (i know), rsa certificate, and a hardware Yubikey
> typical client correspondence takes two days to be mailed from
> San Francisco, same city as Yubico.
> my Yubikey was in the mail for 8 days before it got to me.
> Eight days to travel 50 miles...where was it?
Silly OP, you're so paranoid. It was probably nothing...r-r-right?
>>51257149
OP here
well your a moron for using AWS.
Anybody whos worth there salt has there own servers and a dedicated IP address
1 GB/s bitch
>>51256744
Install hardened gentoo. Make sure you have SElinux in your USE flags.
Good shit OP, They intercepted your laptop during shipment.
>>51257198
Without first knowing our use case it's impossible for you to know that.
>>51258034
What happened to that guys head? Was he born that way?
>>51256744
i am very serious here: get back to WinXP.
>b-but muh support
i wonder what that support-meme is all about. you don't need those shitty "security updates" anyway. if you're on weaker hardware you'll notice that your PC gets slower after each update.
install leenux
>>51256803
>Serious question
>Serious answer
choose one.
>>51256744
You bought shit from Tyrone, deal with it fgt.
>>51256852
Is this your first time on 4Chan?
>>51260126
Hot opinion, faggot.
Does snowden evee browse /g/?
Have the feeling he might
>>51260052
Don't try logic on an obviously mentally challenged person.
>>51257720
>SELinx
>developed by the CIA/NSA
>good goy enable it
It's real, the CIA/NSA shills are here.
install gentoo
or, reflash your bios and replace your hdd, but make sure to reflash without the new hdd in.
>>51262260
>The NSA developed it so therefore it is a tracking device
It's real the CIA/NSA shills are here
>>51256744
Do You doing some illegal Stuff on the Internet? I had a similar Problem, bought a New Laptop and it was full of spyware. You should download a New Windows, boot and delete all of your data. My recommand is the madmax Version of Windows 7.
