I wonder whats inside
Any ideas?
im scared
>>51232045
AMD R9
A sandwich
inb4 dragon dildos
>>51232045
something you can kill yourself with, hopefully
>>51232045
Resize your fucking pictures!
>>51232045
Some sort of display
A clock
>>51232088
get better internet
>>51232102
This. It's probably another creation of Achmed. A nuclear bomb in a briefcase.
>>51232045
SHOW US WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX OP
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curium
>>51232198
Are you sure you really wanna know
Dragon Dildos.
>>51232352
wow OP, you're desperate
no one gives a fuck about your consumerism
It's a nuclear bong
>>51232281
YES JUST OPEN IT DAMN
>>51232281
>>51232281
a nuclear thinkpad running gentoo
>>51232045
9/11 intensifies
A R9 380x
You can buy uranium off amazon
SHOW IT FFS
>>51232705
>went to check
>read the reviews
Worth my time
Do it. Open it. OPEN IT
whjere did you steal those stickers
>>51232045
A burrito.
>>51232045
cool bomb ahbmed
I bet it's a clock
weed
>>51232934
no its becky
Apple product
It's a human arm
>>51232045
JESUS FUCKING K RIST it's been a fucking full hour just post the damm thing.
>>51233096
it exploded
>>51232956
* Stolen Apple Product.
>>51233135
>tyrone is now airlifting stolen iphones
>>51232045
>want to send package.
>afraid it will get lost in the post.
>add these stickers
>package gets a police escort all the way to the destination.
smart
>>51232281
is it french baguette?
>>51233200
Orrr they send in a robot and try to detonate it.
>>51233200
Radioactive iodine for medical treatments.
>>51232045
google reveals nothing about those numbers only that it's magnetized and radioactive and it's proper shipping requirements.
What would happen if you were in orbit and threw a big chunk of uranium to earth? I wonder what color it would turn
Fermi GPUs
>>51233241
>detonate a radioactive package.
SICP
>>51233317
I fear that someday when I'm drinking out of a drinking fountain someone will come up behind me and slam my head down.
>>51232281
D R A G O N D I L D O
>>51233376
I fear that every time.
>>51233376
don't bro
if you must only drink out of the metal ones as the stone ones will hurt more
also they're called bubblers you uncultured swine.
pic related is a water fountain
>>51233501
Water coolers is the real name for that shit
Hurry up op! I wanna know!
OP is dead
>>51233590
>mfw /trash/ is a real board
When the fuck did this happen? What the fuck has Chinese moot done to this site?
>>51233696
i think its cool shit, just like vBulletin/XenForo forums :P LOL
>>51233340
Kek
>>51233696
>What the fuck has Chinese moot done to this site?
Making it a better place.
>>51234459
he's the Hiro we needed.
>>51234459
Smh Tbh Senpai
Enjoy all your personal posts getting sold/handed out ;^)
>>51232045
Open the box man.
>>51234669
Finally an unboxing thread that might be worth reading, and OP isn't delivering
>>51234656
>it must be true!
>otro canal said so!
I would like more clarity into administration and how things will be handled, but freaking out when there's no real reason is just stupidity. Besides, if you genuinely believed the shit you posted, you wouldn't be here.
>>51232281
ISIS pls.
>>51233241
How does that help anything?
>>51233590
Rememeber /z/? Well he's back. In trash form!
>>51234785
>implying >>>/z/ ever left
>>51234821
>>51234785
Wait
What the fuck
>>51234846
Holy shit, why...
>>>/z/
Xbox 360?
>>51234733
My 4chan activity wouldn't hurt my professional career since all my post are sensible and politically correct. But you're right, we should wait for Hiro to sell the date to complain
>>51232599
Approved by the Amish...
> 3hrs
> op still doesn't deliver
>>51235076
He's dead.
>>51235095
OP YOU FUCKING CUNT WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING PACKAGE FUCK YOU
We are the mob. We demand satisfaction.
>>51235324
me thinks he printed out the safety stickers, wrapped a loaf of bread in foil and put them on that. Or it exploded and we'll see it in the news tomorrow
>>51235076
>>51235324
Package probably have >1000 rems of radiation inside
Looks like tin foil doesn't protect you all that much!
radiation doesn't kill that fast
>>51235860
Fuckin magnets
How do they work :^)
>op still hasn't delivered
>>51232705
>not weapons-grade
itsfuckingnothing.jpg
>>51233340
With Obama in charge they probably would amirite?
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>>51238913
USER WAS MEMED FOR THIS POST
it looks like OP wrapped some shit in tinfoil and printed little stickers, nothing to see here, move along
>>51234459
this
Hiro actually doing shit is what we've needed for the last couple years. Moot's fucking hands off approach was terrible (if understandable -- I'm pretty sure running 4chan did him absolutely zero favors).
>>51238896
outside of big cities do they even have a way to contain such objects. They'd probably clear an area and have to wait for some dept that has the containment box to arrive
>>51233501
you put weed in a bubbler
>>51232045
>>51232281
>wrapping something in aluminum foil and then printing out some scary looking bagdes and taping em on.
10/10 thread
amazing