2025
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The year is 2025.
You wake up in your room -- what technology do you see?
sexbot sleeping soundly
just the sceens in my Facebook(R) Oculus(TM) dream augmenter
There better be some fucking volumetric displays or I’ll be sad little bitch.
Cyborg loli stroking her huge dick and coming in my face.
Nothing. Due to pervasive spying being built into every single piece of technology sold, I've become a luddite.
My Black Slave.
>>47360157
no one said your room had to be on earth
>>47360168
>anno dominni 2025
>owning outdated slaves
Look at this loser and his deprecated hardware
>>47360092
True AI, Quantum computing
>>47360092
1366x768 laptop
>>47360145
why ruin a cute girl with a penis
>>47360217
2025 is only 10 years in the future.
You really think you be able to get white or asian slaves? Robot slaves will still be in development. Pleb.
>>47360092
JEWS
>>47360255
But there's another cyborg loli too, this one has a pussy, which she likes to grind on my face.
Exact same shit, but with better resolutions, there won't be fucking holograms you tardolescents.
>>47360260
Roombas are technically robot slaves.
>>47360286
I'd rather have 2 qt lolis without penises than one with and one without. What's even the appeal of penises?
>>47360092
>a comedian that makes you think
>>47360092
A 100" screen in my wall who can do internet/tv/etc using voice commands or a motion keyboard who works from the distance while using a wireless oculus i can play gaymes.
Phones will be the same shit, only now they have similar specs to a 2015 top notch desktop and the battery can last for 24h with heavy use.
No more desktops for the average consumer or gaymers.
My iPhone 27 w/ 8" ultra-retina display (equivalent to 16k) and 6g superluminal data speeds. It was free with 15 year contract so I decided to splurge.
Still has a 2.5gb data cap though because at&t are greedy jews.
>>47360092
In the corner of the room there's a little wooden stand with the latest edition of the Oculus Rift, and sitting next to it are haptic feedback gloves and penis sleeve for my porn.
But over time I found to use it in a better way, since i'm a lonely virgin there are social networks out there to give people the opportunity to find their soul mate online. Through massive data algorithms they can find the perfect match, and through virtual reality combined with haptics it allows people to touch each other in virtual space.
Her & I would find a virtual house in a nice semi suburban/rural neighborhood during the autumn and together we would go on adventures. The interesting part is that her & I never met in physical space.
A wardrobe, lamp, bed and the door. My bedroom is small and there's literally nothing. In the dining room instead I'd see a 60" 4k TV, connected to my desktop pc (unknown specs meh) and my anime/weebshit HDD/SSD rack, glass showcase with a bunch of figures and a shelf with some BD/DVD.
>47360102
This is kind of cute.. I wish.
Captcha: faAac
>tfw 2025 is only 7 years away
>>47360092
A phone and a wireless light field VR headset of some brand or other. Might be a computer on a table, doing the rendering, might be my phone. Not sure.
>>47360298
Roombas can't pick cotton like a negro can.
>>47360445
But the main thing I'm trying to get across is large screens for consumers probably won't be as much of a thing in the future. VR is much more cost effective. I wonder if my computer would even have a monitor.
>>47360446
no, i suppose not
>>47360092
>I awake in bed and immediately look around my room.
>I see my pristine oak desk with nothing on it
>then suddenly with my AR glasses I create the ultimate battlestation
>a 32 inch 8K hologram display emerges mid air over my desk
>surrounding the holographic floating screen are my floating apps sitting quietly feeding me important news feeds and data.
>All of a sudden I hear Cortana's voice gently tell me my best friend wants to hang out.
>I reply with "beam him over Cortana".... she complies with "will do!".
>immediately my friend's holographic projection is beamed into my glasses
>I see him standing there in my room like a ghost from which is home cam scans his bodily image.
>"sup dude"
>"heeeyy, just stoppin by letting you know the new Half-Life 3 mod is out"
>"oh nice"
>"lol alright peace"
>He beams out of my room just like that.
This will happen I guaranfuckingteeit.
a Lenovo Yoga since I'm on a third world country.
A torch hanging from the roof, the grey sky from a hole in the wall, rain water dripping from a corner, the wooden bench I was sleeping on, my room mates, one of them didn't make it through the cold night, the chain at my feet, a rusted sink, a broken shower, a toilet overflowing with shit and the balaclava guy pushing a P90 to my neck who just woke me up.
>>47360546
No it won't
Half life 3 is never coming
>>47360092
PHP that isn't shit.
nothing because i am a homeless open source zealot who has followed in the footsteps of my savior stallman
iPhone XS (10S).
It's slightly thinner, slightly faster, and slightly better battery life than the iPhone X.
>>47361562
php isn't shit
>>47361631
Liar.
>be me
>2025
>a computer the size of a rasperry pi sits on my desk.
>pick up my wireless 3d goggles and wireless gloves I charged last night.
>there is no monitor or keyboard or mouse, I see them when I put the goggles on.
honestly just a 5-7yr thinkpad and a 5 yr old smartphone
>>47361543
Gabe was waiting for Source 2 engine to come out.
Also, to release it along with the new upcoming Steambox movement is a recipe for success.
>>47361797
>Also, to release it along with the new upcoming Steambox movement is a recipe for success.
Half-Life: 3: SteamOS exclusive.
>>47361818
Or perhaps Half-Life 3 is being designed for VR, and Gabe and his legion of developers were waiting this long for the technology to finally mature.
>>47360546
Fake, Valve doesn't make video games.
>>47360092
>It will not matter for will have become a wizard.
dank memes
