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INNOVASHUUUUUN
>>46935919
link or bullshit
>>46935970
Start with anand, techpowerup, nextpowerup, or any fucking hardware site on the web.
>>46935970
>he wasn't in the sticky
>he is too stupid to google
cocksucker.
Just use cloud ;^)
>>46935919
>muh minimalism
>new macbook pro too
>doesn't come with this port
What the fuck are you even doing apple?
THAT IS TOO THICK MY ARMS WILL BREAK
PLS APPLE-SAMA SELL ME A PIECE OF PAPER
>>46935919
Anyone else remember the "rumor" that was going around /g/ and people told everyone laughing at this shit that it was fake and gay, and that not even Apple could be that stupid and to stop posting them threads?
Where are you faggots now? Come out, I want to laugh at you.
>>46936119
http://www.macrumors.com/2015/01/08/12-inch-macbook-3d-renderings/
2 months ago.
I made one of the threads bitching about it at that time.
>>46936157
The naysayers on /g/ got told today. Apple was indeed this stupid.
>>46936119
im right here ;)
>>46936119
I was saying it's fucking retarded and I honestly hope Apple doesn't do it.
Does that count?
>>46936204
HA HA HA HA HA hahahaaa
>>46936204
Pretty much my reaction at that time.
>>46935919
http://www.engadget.com/2015/03/09/apple-macbook/
>>46936240
>the new MacBook features a next-generation USB-C port, which handles charging and typical USB connectivity. (It's so thin a standard USB port couldn't fit!)
Are these people retarded? They fit in a headphone jack, how could they not have fit in a USB type A?
gee, i wonder why.
>>46936328
>dongles
I'm getting triggered.
>>46936240
Didn't know Engadget was on Apple's payroll too.
>>46936328
I... I'm angered. Actually angered.
I will never let another apple product in my household if this happens. I made an exception for the ipod classic but god damn this is stupid.
>>46935919
New MacBook:
2lbs
13.1 mm thick
Intel Core M processor
LED lit keyboard
2304 x 1440 screen
9-hour battery life web browsing
Starts at $1,299
Surface Pro 3:
1.76 lbs
9.1 mm thick
Intel Core i3, i5, or i7 processors
optional LED lit keyboard
2160 x 1440 touchscreen
9-hour battery life web browsing
Starts at $799
Who would get the macbook?
>>46936328
>not only does it add inconvenience and cost to to owning a Macbook, but hauling this around with you will actually add much more thickness and weight to your bag/laptop than would have been just keeping the fucking ports on the god damn device itself
THE WHOLE POINT OF REMOVING THE PORTS IS MOOT WHEN YOU BUY THIS THING, IT IS LITERALLY JUST ADDED EFFORT AND BULK, ALL FOR APPLE TO MAKE MORE MONEY.
Apple cunts will defend this.
>but i dont always need to plug in other devices, so I won't need to bring it every time i go somewhere!
>tries to plug in smart phone/flash drive while charging the laptop
>one port it has is filled as a result
>can't
INNOVATION
>>46936413
It's argued that Engadget has a bias toward Apple.
>>46936355
Go away black lady that I can't remember the name of that got 2 guys fired.
>>46936426
>I made an exception for the ipod classic
I wish mine still worked, best music player i ever had
>>46936328
I think I found a new business. Thanks Apple.
>>46935919
Just like the first MacBook Air.
>>46936328
you still need another adapter to charge your macbook and iphone simultaneously
it gives me physical pain to think about how people gonna defend this
>>46936430
>2304 x 1440
Why does apple always use retarded unstandard resolutions?
>2160 x 1440
Why is microsoft using some 3:2 shit?
>>46935919
This is a very bad idea, and a huge risk for Apple. But ultimately, it's very good for the industry. Knowing the Apple fanboys, it will sell very well, which means that USB-C will gain traction much faster.
Just like not supporting flash on iOS pushed HTML5 forward.
Or maybe it will end up like Thunderbolt...
>>46936560
I personally like the fact that Apple uses 16:10, 16:9 is gross.
Too bad the rest of this laptop is shit.
>>46936328
>>46936521
>>46936439
>>46936426
>>46936355
>>46936543
>yfw even with that adapter, it only adds ONE USB port
>the port you are plugging that adapter into means that one is already unusable
>STILL ONLY ONE USB PORT
So not only do you need that $80 bulky adapter, but you need to also haul around another USB hub. So you have to have 2 fat bricks with wires attached. Really, ultra portability!
>>46936328
>not even able to be daisychained
oamilaughin.jpg
>>46936598
scratch that, just realized it has a type-c port as well. That doesn't change the fact that you still have one standard type A port and will need a hub for more than one device or at least another adapter cable for A to C just to plug in a second device.
>>46936328
So beautiful, so elegant, so minimal, is this the best looking accessory for a laptop ever?
>>46936587
but why not 1920x1200 or 2560x1600
why some retarded custom panel that probably makes the device more expensive to manufacture?
and 16:9 is better for everything you'd use a computer for except editing text
>>46935919
>$1700
>1.2ghz
i'm crying
>>46936630
Are there 3.5mm audio jack > USB adapters? Better put to use the only other port on the fucking thing instead of buying that 80$ monstrosity.
>>46936630
it isnt, thats only for charging lol
>>46936119
/g/ is always incredibly fucking terrible at predicting the future, pic related.
>>46936652
And browsing.
Also editing text and BROWSING are the only fucking things you'd do on this underpowered piece of shit.
Though I have doubts it even being able to browser properly.
>>46936630
just think about how hot the shit will get when you run a external HDD, a second display, an iphone and last but not least the power through it.
>>46936686
>And browsing.
>Also editing text
But only if you're able to flip the monitor to portrait mode
>>46936652
I'm pretty sure that all of apple's laptop panels are custom, considering that no other manufacturer makes 16:10 laptop panels anymore.
>and 16:9 is better for everything you'd use a computer for except editing text
You're wrong.
Guys, guys, guys
Have you not learned already? This is marketing
Apple pushes shooped pics with something ridiculous as this, people go apeshit, they say "because we are so KEWL we will listen to our customers and add everything they need" and they actually release real deal
>>46936686
>Also editing text and BROWSING are the only fucking things you'd do on this underpowered piece of shit.
Pretty sure you can listen to music and watch videos
>>46936328
Fucking kikes lmao
>>46936726
Are you an idiot? Apple would never pretend to make a stupid design decision. Their entire image is built on them being design gods.
>>46936726
How does that make this dumb situation any better?
>>46936757
>>46936756
Ask Xbone, they went from "no one will buy this shit" to "this shit is 10x better than what they promised at promo trailers"
Mark my words, Apple will change this
>>46936792
Apple isn't M$
Apple deprecating basic compatibility 5 years before anybody wanted them to. What else is new?
>>46936756
one port is a bad design decision
>>46936328
i literally want to burn down apple stores.
>>46936803
They are all the same kikes but with different design ideas
>>46936792
Because if there's one thing that Apple has always strived to do, it's emulate Microsoft's reputation.
I ask again, are you an idiot?
>>46936804
/thread
>>46936835
MS didn't invent that marketing strategy
Either apple just shit the bed, or they just signed the death warrant for laptops.
it all depends on how much people will lap this shit up.
>>46936816
Yeah, but they'd never admit it, and they certainly wouldn't make a controversial decision only to backtrack on it.
>
>>46936328
>$160 for 2 usb ports
>>46936328
wouldn't that thing get kinda hot if you run multiple devices and the power through it?
it comes with a VGA webcam the fuck if you are paying over £1000 for a laptop at least make it 1080p capable.
Surprised it hasn't even got a headphone jack.
Shit, even my $200 Chromebook has 2 USB 3 ports.
Justify being a macfag now
>>46936890
OH wow
>>46936720
>You're wrong.
No
>>46936907
it does you dumb cunt
>>46936907
nice one
I think the idea is that increasingly fewer people have need for ports. Everything they would usually connect is now cloud, bluetooth or wifi. These are just Facebook machines.
They won't do this to the Macbook Pro (I hope).
also another thing apple HAS to ship it with an adaptor to use the EU standard laptop power jack.
this thing is DOA.
>>46936873
innovashion :DD
apple invented a modular laptop
Which leads to another port with three ports in it.
For only $80
>>46936956
Then it has more than one port
Just use The Cloud™ you guys. :^)
>>46936984
>>46936873
You still get more USB ports in total with the 2005 Dell, but it's even worse. Not only does it still just have more, but on the Mac, you have to use 3 of the ones you have to plug in the ethernet, optical, and card reader.
why not just remove them all and really shake things up
>>46936975
Don't most of you niggers say that every new apple device will be DOA anyways?
it just werks
>Blackbook
>12"
>fanless
best thing ever
>1.2GHz dual core
meh, but ok. it's fanless
>need dongles for everything
nooooooooooo
Part of me does want one, but then i remember i plug my Macbook Air into my external monitor (thunderbolt-dvi adaptor), an external keyboard and mouse (usb), and i have my music on a microSD card with a nifty knockoff adaptor.
I think i'd rather get an iPad and get a keyboard for that.
>>46936962
>They won't do this to the Macbook Pro (I hope).
They updated the 13" rMBP line too. I believe they upgraded the specs and added the new trackpad.
This new laptop is called Macbook, so I think that they are making an attempt to create a division between it and the Pro category.
>plug in an external monitor
Just use retina display its good or buy adaptor!
>can't put in SD card from phone or camera
Why aren't you using iphone anyway?
>I-I have this blu-ray disk
Obsolete faggot optical media 0/10!
>Here's my flash drive. Oh wait.
You should get an adaptor. Or put everything you own on the CLOUD!
>Gonna hook up this here external drive via SATA-
Don't do that anyway, you need to go visit a store to do anything with the help of a genius!
>Can't plug in headphones to listen to music
Use adaptor only 100 dollars or stop listening to music just use itunes wireless headset from apple
>>46937012
>he doesn't use The Cloud™
way to pleb, pleb
>>46935919
>1 port
LOL ENJOY YOUR OVERPRICED TABLET MACFAGGOTS
2014 macbook air masterrace
>>46937101
Pic related, it's the future.
>>46937126
>>46935919
I'd be ashamed to be seen with one of those
>>46937101
>hurr why is there nowhere to put floppy disks
This is what you sound like. Not even a Mac fan but I can see their point with this. I expect it's a few years premature and it will be a pain in the ass for a lot of people but this is the direction computers are going.
>>46935919
Apple has taken a step back and invented the flip-tablet.
>>46937031
no as the macbook air is pretty nice and the ipod classic was god tier.
>>46935970
>link or bullshit
this is bait
Holy shit, never have I seen such a shekel product come straight from the desert rats in Israel. You literally are throwing your money away if you buy this piece of shit. This truly will be the ultimate test. If Apple tards buy it they will literally buy anything with and Apple logo.
Wow, they talked shit about usb and how their connector was superior.
>>46936430
Surface Pro is thinner and still has a full usb 3.0 Port.
Kek kek kek.
>>46937159
I know it's the direction computers are going. That doesn't mean it's not total shit. All they are doing is introducing incompatibilities to fatten up their profit margin. People eat this shit up because of excellent, cloud-fuelled marketing. Yes, it works. Yes, it's technically a brilliant strategy.
For the longest time the biggest thing going against Apple was how they overpriced their products. But if you got beyond the price, their laptops, tablets, and phones are pretty solid products.
This new Macbook is overpriced and it's shit. Jobs woulda never allowed this to happen.
>he doesn't put everything in the cloud™
>he uses corded peripherals
>>46937145
>>46937145
>>46937032
are people really that stupid?
watch at the 4. picture.
this is cruel.
>>46936674
huh?
>>46936873
why, humanity?
WHY ?!
>>46937325
>trusting apple cloud services
>ever
Are you a mongoloid?
I still wonder why they didn't use their lightning connector
>>46936873
Yay, carrying a ton of peripherals for doing normal everyday things.
Literally retarded.
>>46936674
>Microsoft tablet ~13"
>renders holograms
>/g/ is always right
The blowjobs on demand are just around the corner!
>>46935970
>S-S-SPOONFEED ME
yeah nah
>>46937432
So you have to buy lightning connectors and shitport™ connectors.
So they turned it into a tablet with a keyboard?
>>46937471
No, they'll release that next year when they add a new type of touchscreen.
>>46937022
wait what, they will use an
usb adapter for ethernet ...
/g/uys please kill me.
that can't be the truth,
or even worse, the future.
>>46937471
Worse, you can't detach the keyboard and you have no touchscreen.
>>46936328
it's fucking genius. they removed the ports just to sell them separately for a retarded price. and they getting fucking away with it! that's brilliant!
>>46937159
>hurr why is there nowhere to put floppy disks
That's what people said about the g3 imac, and they were right, because people still needed to use floppy disks when the g3 imac came out.
Guess what, if something is going to be obsolete in the future, but isn't obsolete now, then you make products that have that thing now, and plan to deprecate it in the future.
Apple does shit like this because they want to be seen as making "modern computers", and people tolerate the hassle because it's apple and they can do no wrong.
>>46937503
>the future
Anon, Apple has not had an ethernet port on their laptops for a couple years now. It's been done with USB and Thunderbolt adapters. Even some PC ultrabooks started doing it. It's sickening.
Remember netbooks and the pull-down tab ethernet ports? The would be fine for this shit, especially if it were sturdy aluminum. But not, just force the use of an adapter instead.
>>46936051
> wanting that port
This new MacBook uses a gimped version of the standard USB-C port. For example, it's not backwards compatible with Thunderbolt. Apple is probably waiting until it won't suck, like with Thunderbolt 2.
>>46937517
the worst thing is, people will buy and defend this shit. You can't even call that technology.
>>46937551
>weaboo shit
>thinks his opinion on harwdware is relevant
why is no one mentioning the fact it got a 480p front camera????
>>46937551
already happening on my local tech site
good god the stockholm syndrome is real
>>46937551
Exactly. The worst part is when it creeps into the social life around you.
>lol he's not using a mac
>MFW the apple sheep in this thread
Holy fuck, never have I seen such a fan base defend such a shekel rat move like this one. Apple faggots literally set the standards when it comes to fanboyism.
>>46937572
now THIS I do not believe.
>>46937572
Because every faggot uses iphones for selfies
>>46937596
>>46937597
I wish I was joking
>>46937586
>lol he's not using a mac
you are stronger than this shit part of humanity anon
>>46937572
ayy lmao
probably because most video chat programs are shit
>>46937607
WHAT
>the filmgrain is real
>>46937596
http://store.apple.com/us/buy-mac/macbook
Its true
>>46937613
its not the program which is shit, it's your internet connection
skype lets me chat easily in HD
>>46937607
'Facetime' camera.
why, why ...
>>46937607
>>46937607
......................................HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>46937627
>>46937637
oh man
480p camera
in 2015
WTFFFFFF????
>>46935919
But this is a good thing, you fucking retard.
>mfw coming home and plugging my Macbook into an adapter that connects it to 3 1080p monitors, external keyboard, and mouse
Shit is going to be glorious.
>>46937656
>>46937665
oy vey
>>46937657
The screen is too THIIIIIIIN for anything bigger.
>>46936413
nobody is on Apple's payroll
Apple actively sabotages publications that are overly critical of Apple (or at least did, back with Katie Cotton). This includes not being invited to keynotes.
Since Apple news generates a lot of clicks, most mainstream publications that don't have a clear agenda (like say, an Android blog) would rather stay on Apple's good side.
>>46937676
>>46937665
After $400 of adapters.
>>46937654
>>46937656
>>46937657
I'm laughing so hard. I was trying to keep out of this thread because I dislike Apple's approach anyway, but this is... this is perfect.
>>46936890
FUCKING BTFO
>>46937695
top hat
>>46937551
please don't post images of biribiri crying
>>46937607
>480p camera
>2015
>>46937665
You're right, these go--guys don't know what they're missing by not buying the new MacBook in Gold for the low price of $1200! It has more than enough power for all your Facebook apps!
>there are macfags posting on /g/ right now
>>46936890
>that article title
>>46937627
I dare for an apple fag to defend this. Please give me one good reason why they would do this other then the fact they are desert rats
>>46936890
kek
>>46936157
The dark grey one looks pretty cool.
>>46937665
>apple user gets excited because it's time to plug in the innovation
question guys
does a macbook pro from 2011 have a 720p facetime camera?
>>46937665
God you're dumb.
Mfw this won't even be possible.
>>46937742
>buying a laptop based on the camera
It's fucking stupid to care about that, honestly. Everyone I know just buys a nice 1080p logitech and throws it in their bag.
>>46935919
>$80 to add a new port
>mfw shabbos goyim
>>46936577
>http://www.cnet.com/news/usb-type-c-one-cable-to-connect-them-all/
>CNET editor Dong Ngo explains the USB standard and the significance of the latest USB Type-C
>Dong N Go
I can't
fucking
breathe
>>46937607
This wouldn't have happened if Jobs was still alive.
We would have beheaded whoever suggested this
>>46937607
>>46937627
>>46937637
>>46937654
>>46937656
>>46937657
>>46937715
Come on, guys. They put in a retina screen on this thing. They had to get the pixels from somewhere, taking them from the camera was the best approach.
>>46937754
It will be possible. That's how the current Thunderbolt Displays work.
>>46936630
well if you have 2 USB type C devices, not only do you need a second dongle, you need a USB C ---> standard USB adapter to use with the spare USB A port!
what about ethernet access on this macbook?
>>46937767
What's fucking stupid is Apple putting it in there and the masses just eating it up.
>>46937729
widescreen tablets are shit. Widescreen is just a buzzword manufacturers like to put on things. 4:3 is more natural like a book or magazine.
>>46937665
I have a laptop that can do that without any adapters, and it's $300 less than the Fagbook.
>>46936873
I had that Dell loved it still use it out recently bought a Asus love that too but damn do I miss the front audio buttons
>>46937767
why bother with buying an external webcam when you can have an HD built-in camera? 720p is good enough for videochatting
>>46937767
And you're out of a port as soon as you plug it in.
>macfags
>>46937593
Nobody in this thread is defending it you stupid shit.
The good goyims are gunna luv dis one :^)
>apple
>inovation
>>46937572
my theory is that 480p pictures and videos are smaller than higher resolution but big enough to see your face clearly. this makes it easier for background services to upload the continuous stream of apple video into the cloud where you will be monitored in case of an emergency.
>>46937822
Why would I care? I just said I carry around the webcam in the bag, what's another USB hub going to hurt in there as well?
http://store.apple.com/us/product/MJ1K2AM/A/usb-c-digital-av-multiport-adapter
>$79
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>>46936328
Whats the big deal, you can use the dongle and attach your thumbsticks, and you can charge it wireless at the same time with Apple's "WAVE" Charging system.
>>46937847
>>46937848
>>46936430
Not that I defend Apple shit, but:
Surf Pro 3
>64GB SSD
>4GB RAM
MB air
>256GB SSD
>8GB RAM
That may have something to do with the difference in price?
>>46937754
what an unbelievably stupid assumption
http://www.neweggbusiness.com/Product/Product.aspx?&Item=9B-15-108-024
>>46937566
i think it is, so your post has been invalidated
have a nice day :)
>>46936328
that apple for ya, ayy lmao
>>46937807
>>46937914
how would this be possible with only 1.1ghz of processing power? 3 1080p monitors? bullshit. this thing is literally weaker than a raspberry pi
>>46935919
Its a mobile phone in the shape of a laptop.
>innovation = max.profit
>Core M
Is this a joke? It's an acer tier machine with slightly better screen
>>46937950
you should lern2cpu before you apple bash with the big boys
>>46937848
Damn dude, just admit it and say that Apple is fucking you in the ass if you fold and buy this piece of shit.
>>46937848
Nice b8 m8
>>46937914
>yfw no thunderbolt
>>46937913
>Surf Pro 3: Intel i3 minimum
>MB air: Intel Core M dualcore 1.1 GHz minimum
>>46937975
correct in assuming i am not knowledgable about cpus. however, i have a 1.6hz netbook i bought for 200 bucks which can barely run firefox. surely something even weaker will have difficulty feeding video to 3 hd monitors?
MACFAGS ARE DEFENDING THIS EVERYWHERE HOLY SHIT THIS IS TOO GOOD
>29W USB-C Power Adapter
It might have a 9 hour battery life but it'll take 5 hours to charge.
>>46938005
He already pointed that out. I was just saying the difference in price must be related to 4 times more storage and 2 times more RAM.
And the apple tax, ofc. The thing is the Surface is not really a laptop, it's a new concept, a tablet with laptop hardware in it.
>>46937625
>>46937637
>>46937654
>>46937656
>>46937715
>>46937790
>>46937804
Why do you guys think polariod filters are so popular in the megapixel age? nobody wants their picture taken in high quality. People will actually welcome this.
>>46937999
>sold separately
i'm dead
>>46938015
Macfags are used to not using their usb port. They live in the 21st century with bluetooth mice and fast reliable wifi.
Only having 1 port is not a problem. Having a tablet processor in a $1000+ laptop is.
when has the macbook air been anything but a botique netbook anyway? what was anybody expecting besides thinner lighter and a retina screen ?
One port. after 3 months when the battery is shit it has to sit on charge all the time. use its only slot to keep it powered on. cant even use a standard thumb drive
>>46938005
>4 times more storage and 2 times more RAM.
On the macbook, compared to the Surface pro.
>>46937914
what an unbelievably stupid assumption
>Dual display and video mirroring: Simultaneously supports full native resolution on the built-in display and up to 3840 by 2160 pixels on an external display, both at millions of colors
>Dual display
>Built in display plus a single external display
>>46938006
Please leave /g/, or at least stop posting. You are too stupid to take seriously.
>>46936859
This. This whole thing is Apple's attempt to kill the laptop.
>>46938063
I remember when macfags could at least hold claim to tasteful design but how do they justify GOLDEN laptops JESUS CHRIST
>>46938098
what is this for a crappy keyboard.
could anyone write on that?
>>46938095
At least they bought the black-ish macbook back.
>>46938098
Encode it at twice the bitrate and post again.
As a longtime Mac sysadmin and Mac user, I'll be the first to say I don't really see a use case for this laptop _yet_. It's only real claim to fame is that it's a tiny laptop with a gorgeous screen - everything else is quite lackluster.
Like the first generation MacBook Air, which was overpriced and underpowered, this too will be largely irrelevant for 18 months until it receives a refresh, and Apple finds a solid place for it in the lineup.
>>46937547
Nah, I don't want it. I'm just wondering why the fuck they didn't put it on all their new stuff. Get some shit that works on all their notebooks, sell more overpriced dongles.
>>46938095
~~~luxury~~~
>>46938141
>Mac sysadmin
whatamireadinginterrogationmark.jpg
>>46938095
I get the sense that the gold stuff is more for the Asian Market. I'd say they go nuts for that shit.
>>46938143
>I'm just wondering why the fuck they didn't put it on all their new stuff
They did. They only made one new thing today, and it's the new MacBook laptop. All the rest of the laptops got internal refreshes, not redesigns. They're not going to reinvent the wheel for each product category.
>>46938160
This may come as a huge shock to you, but there are lots of companies with heavy Mac bases, and they need someone to manage them just like every other computer. Mac Admins are in more places than you think.
Meaning female community and all SJW male members plus gay members have no idea what apple is selling at high price. Its shit. But guess what these are majority of people and they will buy it because brands like apple that has a price tag and fashion points wet their vagina and dicks. The thing is apple know this fact and /g faggots fail to acknowledge this and keep shit posting again and again.
>>46938140
>>46938141
Its like windows for hardware.
>we knows its shit, you still bought it
>look. we fixed it. no, there is no trade in value
>look, we fixed it again (ad nausium)
If they did it right, they wouldnt have to continually fix the design
>>46938171
>lots of companies with heavy Mac bases
Like?
>BMW releases car with only 1 door
Apple is dead. The one premium luxury spot they used to occupy, they have managed to ruin since they cant innovate, just milk
>>46938190
>>46938098
>that keyboard
>>46938190
Thanks, much better.
>>46938233
>>46938190
>the power button is on the keyboard
>>46938219
Google has 16,000 Macs. Facebook has 9600. Square, Yelp, Wired, New Relic, Lookout, Pandora, Spotify, Virgin America, Pinterest, Etsy, Pixar, Disney Animation, etc. are all startups/tech companies/companies with heavy mac bases.
I'm not saying they're entirely Mac based. I'm saying they have large numbers of Macs, and they need to be managed - just like Windows machines, and Linux machines.
>>46936328
>"What if instead of adding additional ports, we sold them as a separate ugly dongle?"
>"That's fucking brilliant, and we'll tell them it's because we wanted to achieve simplicity by having only one port"
>"Yeah, maybe even call it innovation"
HOLY SHIT THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL LIFE
Does anyone know if there's a 3.5gb laughing spanish meme man video of this?
>>46938095
>GOLD
it's like a classy champagne color. brilliant.
Macrumors is kind of amusing, a lot of people have genuine concerns... and its all being deflected by people saying they don't GET it, and it's not FOR them
Apple works exactly as fashion work. Name a thing that rich people use even if they don't. All the sub humans now buy that thing because they think it makes them closer to rich people. People like to be distinguised. They want to be called unique. This is chimp like genetic algorithm that still resides in most of humans. Mostly females and gay people. People like Richard Stallman have too futuristic genes that deny this algorithm and make open source software to compensate for the reclusion from major community of chimps.
>>46938258
>Does anyone know if there's a 3.5gb laughing spanish meme man video of this?
Someone needs to get on it.
>>46938190
It still looks like a cheap plastic toy
>>46938248
That's been true for years, though. That's not new.
>>46938248
That's not all, it has those retarded shrunk up/down arrow keys and fn the size of ctrl, also ctrl is not even at the left edge.
>>46938229
Intel should sue their asses for calling their cars i3
>>46938248
Jesus, how did I miss it.
>>46938248
>and doesn't even have a different color
lyl
>>46938098
What's the button next to the charger?
![broken1a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pNPpoyY.jpg "broken1a[1].jpg")
>>46938248
Fuck that shit
>>46938325
Fuck people who made those multimedia keyboards
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS LOOK AT THE APPLE WEBSITE
>THEY MADE GOLD AN AVAILABLE COLOR JUST LIKE ON THE IPHONE
Now I can really have a 2000 dollar facebook machine.
>>46938320
selfie button
>>46938248
Holy fucking shit how did I never notice this. Fucking gold
Still trying to figure out who would buy one of these instead of a 13" mbp.
>>46938325
HP made a worse one. The sleep button was directly above the Esc key.
>>46938320
Escape?
>>46938233
Apple is good with keyboards. Only Lenovo is better.
>>46938074
the surface pro 3 with 8gb ram and 256gb ssd costs 50$ less than the macbook. keep in mind though that that model has an i5 which clocks at 2.9ghz
>>46937586
>implying normies give a shit about what computer you use
>>46938393
>i5 in a machine that small
enjoy your fan noise and no battery life
also no keyboard and no touchpad
>>46938407
Let's play spot the macfag
>>46936890
>Is a cable
Absolutely based
>>46938407
http://ark.intel.com/products/84990/Intel-Core-i5-5350U-Processor-3M-Cache-up-to-2_90-GHz
I don't think you need a huge fan to cool down a 15W processor.
>>46937913
the $1150 Surface Pro 3 has 256GB of SSD and 8GB of Ram, still cheaper than the new Macbook
>>46938407
>i-its not like I want superior hardware!
>>46938248
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>>46938369
>millennial newshits ITT
Apple has done this stupid shit forever.
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