How's your startup coming along /g/?
I'm not delusional enough
>>46891348
well.
waiting for my partner to get back from a business trip to get back to it.
Gotha love the 'kid prodigies' who wind up being nothings as soon as their childhood is over.
>>46891348
>not just programming on the side and making a company after you trip over some good software
slow actually, we are getting some cash, but no where near so much that we can quit our jobs for it
>>46891643
I see this video everywhere. Anyone know where that kid is now?
Do you dream in code, /g/?
>>46891699
only when i program really late into the night and only hit the sack when i literally can't write a for loop anymore then i'll probably dream in code
usually javascript and it's a nightmare
>>46891696
Probably still making shitty iPhone apps riddled with more ads than actual content
>>46891696
>>46891724
http://hicaduda.com/
>>46891722
>usually in javascript
:'(
>>46891724
>>46891696
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>>46891739
http://slgonzalez.com/
>>46891739
that site shills mac so hard that the ghost of Jobs jizzes in his grave every time it gets rendered
>>46891771
for someone who dreams in code, why are all his sites unfinished or look like shit?
>>46891792
Does it matter? His qualifications are made clear.
I guess a Minecraft server counts too?
I managed to make a constant 30 player online server and I am raking in "donations" more than I need to pay for the server host.
So far so good I guess, only been 3 months.
Not enough to live by but a fun hobby.
>>46891800
>His qualifications are made clear
like dreaming in code?
>>46891643
Yeah I guess prodigies like Gauss and von Nuemann became literal nothings when they grew up.
>>46891739
>http://mac.hicaduda.com/Insulator/
Keeping track of your insulator collections? What? How much more proof does one need to call this dickweed an autist?
>>46891348
I couldn't be bothered running my own startup personally though I love working for them.
>>46891739
>http://hicaduda.com/
>game of life for $5
KEK
>>46891691
The trick is to not get a job in the first place.
>>46892752
He fucking makes a software program to "keep track of your insulators"
So retarded.
http://mac.hicaduda.com/Insulator/
>>46892752
Clicked on "Game of Life" and it redirected to "localhost/error.html"
LMAO
Somebody hack this shit.
>>46892617
>>46891724
>>46891696
>>46891739
>>46891771
You guys can add http://maplebit.com to the list of shitty websites this genius has created.
>>46892693
>>46892845
"Screenshot depicting typical screen:"
>>46891448
...yet!
>partner blabbed about startup to his dad's friend
>his dad's friend put a big team together from his work and secured the contracts I was working on
>tfw was literally a month away from securing a juicy $100,000 project and now that stupid code monkey I hired has ruined it all
i work on it in my spare time when I'm not freelancing. it's coming along great.
>>46891448
This so much.
>>46894001
sue
ITT: NEETs feel threatened and insecure by a kid making apps
lol
>>46894075
Exactly.
Dude seems really nice and I wish him the best
>>46892898
maPLEBit
>>46894075
I guess we expected more from the kid who "dreams in code".
>>46894435
That's interesting coming from a board full of guys whose knowledge is limited to /edc/ desktop threads and what video card is better.
>>46891722
I kek'd
>pic related
Shitty Pong clone for $0.99
Shitty checkers clone for $0.99
???
>>46894762
Can you really sell checkers? Would it sell?
>>46891348
Guys, are there anyone who has his own company here anyways? I started my own business last month. Got little over 2k $ this month. That's 4x the minima lwage where I live. I struggle with all those papers to fill, taxes to pay. other than that there are a shitton of people who need business solutions so I help with crm developing right now.
>>46892658
The weren't 'kid prodigies', they were just actually just really smart.
durrr
>>46892693
i-is that a dragon dildo? how horrifying.
>>46891771
>Colorado School of Mines
thanks for new wallpaper too
glorious 1080p
What's so special about dreaming code? That happens to me any time I'm really focused on a project. Many times I have woke up with a solution.
>>46894771
It won't.
Unless, you're in a video about being a "young prodigy" because you Googled how to make really basic apps.
Seriously, have you seen his apps. This isn't good work. I swear I can do this on a weekend with a few YouTube tutorials and a bit of patience in GIMP.
>>46895552
Nothing, it's something normal when you're really into something, whatever it's code, reading, or tetris. It even has a medical term that I can't remember. But buttmad NEETs are mad because of their insecurities and own failures.
>>46891348
talking about dank memes
does anybody here have that image about cyborg industries and some compression thing posted on reddit?
>>46896061
I would love to read more about his compression thing. it's the only one of his technologies that I haven't been able to figure out.
His "SpectroCable" must utilize over 16.7 million fibre optic strands in each cable in order to work and an enormous lookup table that must be terabytes in size.
"Stealth Wireless" is exactly the same, but requires 16.7 million antennas on each end of the connection to work
Shadow is probably just an infinitely large lookup table of every possible data sequence mapped to a number.
but Spectre Vault, i can't figure out what retard idea he came up with for that. He mentions "Physical Identifiers" but clearly he doesnt know enough about human biology to actually create anything meaningful
>>46891722
same here!
>>46891448
Thats hilarious! I have this on my wall near my desk...
>>46891739
What an insufferable cunt
>>46894785
good on you!
cringe thread on /g/
oh god
>>46891643
It's not about being a worthwhile contributor it's about making faggoty shit like flappy bird and making money.
>>46891739
>made with HTML5
>on a mac
>>46891739
>retina.js
oh my god, this goy
>>46891739
he uses ™ and © like he knows what they mean
>>46898125
not only is he using that script, he doesnt even have the files on his server that make the script do anything.
I don't know how to get users so I have been stuck.
>>46896061
>>46897306
reminder that he actually patented something
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/8941513.pdf
>>46898246
A true programming prodigy.. bloody genius kid.
>>46891348
Marketing is a bitch, yet it is everything. I need to find some sort of chatty facebook bitch to do this shit for me.
You guys are bitter fucks. No wonder you never accomplish anything.
Ugh, I don't think I could ever program in objective-c. It just looks so alien to me.
>>46898328
i've actually looked over this patent.
What he's essentially doing is taking a large amount of data, and splitting it up into chunks based on a large table consisting of 16.777 million entries (arbitrarily chosen because thats the amount of colors in the 24bit color spectrum)
What he's suggesting is that for each chunk of data, you send a pulse on an antenna on an antenna on one of the 16.777m frequencies (yes, you need to use nearly 17m frequencies (he suggests starting at the bottom of the 802.11 range and increasing at 5hz intervals lol))
so say you wanted to transfer a movie.
Every 2mb of the movie could be represented as a single pulse over his system. It'd be incredibly fucking quick to move data like this IN THEORY.
The problem is, the mapping time would be incredibly slow, and the lookup table would be somewhere in the terabytes.
He's designed one part of a system, totally ignoring all the other physical bottlenecks that it must rely on.
>>46891771
>http://slgonzalez.com/
He actually go a scientific paper published....wow.
>>46894716
classic tabs screenshot
i upvote ;^)
>>46898328
Here's an excerpt.
This is all you need to know.
>>46898451
>>46898518
>>46894716
Don't get too crazy with those input fields.
He's tracking your IP.
>>46898518
Oh my god. I'm going to need some context on this
>>46892860
Click at any iOS App, they're all broken.
>>46894785
lol, baby's first business.
I remember those days, git.gud or goto broke.
>>46898558
he wants to generate every single possible type of data, map each one to a number, and just transfer the numbers as pulses on different frequencies.
At least, thats what I think he's talking about. The patent is absolutely fucking nutso.
>Self replicating code
>It doesnt use undue resources, because it caches things to ram!
>>46898671
in addition, he doesn't seem to understand that there is a difference between lossy use-specific compression (such as jpeg, or mpeg4) and archival lossless compression such as a zip or rar.
