Times you used your computer knowledge for questionable activites.
>2001
>13/yo sister gets new computer
>i set it up because im the house IT guy
>it has a webcam
>install VNC
>stealth mode
>enjoy 5 years of spying.
>tfw your sister watches more porn than you.
Not so fast NSA-kun.
You left out the part where you went to town with your cock, watching your sister rub her clit on webcam.
>>45790370
>>45790370
Back in 2003 we played a shitton of Tibia. I live in 2nd world country and our internet connection worked the best after midnight. We would come back from school, do homework and go to sleep just so we could wake up at 12am and play some goddamn Tibia.
My friend that I used to hunt with was a really sleepy piece of shit and doozed of a lot. Once we all died because he has fallen asleep and didn't UH/heal us in time. Well, I installed some kind of script as any scriptkiddie would just so I could wake him up with.. his cdrom drive.
I fucking woke him up by opening and closing his cdrom untill he woke up. And keep in mind that those 8x CDroms were the real fucking loud shit.
>>45790370
Did you whack off to her?
>>45792378
>2nd world country
>>45790370
>13
+
>5
show pics
>circa 08
>move with sister to new state
>i notice she adds cock block internet filter/virus scanner to her shitbox
>tell her this shit is weak and I can hack past it
>she says the company guaranteed virus and hacker protection
>if I get past it before she gets back from the store I get $100 and she will call them to scream on them
>forthehonor.jpg,forthefamily.png
>she leaves, hmmm wat do?
>software e peen on dragon dildo
>yea... ok nigga
>boot to admin account
>figure out the software exe loaded at boot and modify the name
>boot back to user account
>security software doesn't load - winning
It felt good to win. She never paid me though. I no longer do deals with fuck bitches.
>>45790370
Fake. Girls don't watch porn.
>>45792378
>2nd world country
Thats either Russia or China
>>45793255
B8 or stupid
>>45793299
or. Or. OR. and this is gonna blow your mind. ORR. "A JOKE"
>>45793299
It was sort of a joke. I know there are women who watch porn, but I think it's a very small amount who watch it on a regular basis. Like 5%.
>>45790695
This girl is so beautiful oh my god
>>45792378
>8x CD-ROM in 2003
Damn, that's a whole new level of poor
>>45793416
>This girl is so beautiful oh my god
>normal white girl
kek top
>>45793457
Fuck off, you stupid chink
>>45793277
>>45793388
You think wrong. All of them watch it.
>>45793457
>Not having the hots for Scully
The only logical explanation for this is that you're a faggot.
>>45792378
there's not 2nd world countries m8, only 1st snd 3rd
>>45793544
No. No they don't.
For women sex is about love and emotion and shit. Porn is the exact opposite of that.
>>45793563
>The Second World refers to the former Socialist, industrial states (formally the Eastern Bloc), mostly the territory and the influence of the Soviet Union.
Of course, that's the original meaning.
>>45793388
more like 5% will admit they watch porn kek
you cannot be that naive
>>45793568
For me sex is about love and emotions and shit. For 3 out of the 4 women i have had a proper relationship with it was about hardcore DP. Why do so many girls love DP?
Seriously mate you sound like either a virgin or dickhead. Either way you are very ignorant.
>>45793568
Not that anon, but some years ago, I stayed at a friend's house for a few days. It was summer, and we went to the pool.
Two girls we knew were there too, but they weren't swimming, as we were. When I got out of the water, and went to get my towel, I found them watching porn on my friend's phone.
>>45793601
>3 woman are into DP
>therefore you are a dickhead
Ok. Google the specific biologic differences between men and women.
>>45793578
You can apparantly.
>>45793602
How old? I'm talking about adults here, not some 15year olds.
Also, why are you telling me an entire story about towels and a pool? Just tell me 2 girls watched porn.
>>45793388
I asked my 17 yo little sister out of interest when we where 420 blazing it and she said yeah it's often.
>>45793531
That map is wrong.
Have you visited parts of South America?
>>45793652
you are holding onto your ignorance pretty hard their mate. Its understandable if you were just arguing with one other guy but you have four people telling you otherwise and still refuse it. Well, it kinda explains why you are so sexually ignorant i suppose.
>>45793568
I've never come across anyone, besides a child, who knew so little about women.
>>45793756
I have been to mexico many times
I would prob consider it 2nd world, never been any further than that
>>45793568
>i have no idea what i am talking about
>this makes me an expert.
My Wife and her sister have confirmed women masturbate. Supposedly my sister in-law is a nympho about it and still gets in 5-6 sessions a day.
I don't think my mother ever had sex. She doesn't even sleep in the same room as my dad.
>>45793756
>>45793827
You retards realise that first/second/third world have nothing to do with how developed a country is, right?
>>45793827
>mexico
>south america
You can't judge one continent from one country.
>>45793184
do you even english?
>>45793531
wtf? turkey is first world? fuckoff faggot
>>45793531
>East europe
>first
my sides
>>45793827
no they dont, but it's /g/, you shouldnt epect much
>>45793853
this. Lotta fucking retards in this thread.
First world: nato allies.
Second world: soviet allies
Third world: none of the above
>>45790370
This shit sounds really easy to do. Might have to try it out
computer noob < annon/low/mid range beginner < advanced computer knowledge user here.
school is tech prison.
>> not allowed to move desktop icons
>> right click is disabled
>> vnc installed on all computers
>> some backup shit like vnc installed on all computers as well for some reason
all computers are connected to a single school network.
>> school be installing new computers in library pods, semi secluded
>> be working on one of new computers
>> screwing around
>> student accounts appear to be equal to admin accounts on these computers
>> mfw they forgot to put new computers in privilege jail
Can I use this to give my account reasonable amount of freedom on other computers, for example right click ability on desktop screen?
what about doing stuff on network? is it possible that I could create a new account on the school network, with privileges, but without a real person behind it? if not by this discovery, is there a different way?
I apologize in advance for what is probably an unbelievably stupid and ignorant view of how this stuff works
enjoy losing access to your school network when you get caught
>>45794479
Just make your personal account an administrator
>>45794525
not doing anything that is not allowed. the techs are pretty cool, as long as you dont do something stupid, they normally just give you a stern look, and occasionally they give you a thumbs up when nobody higher up the chain of command is looking.
>>45793327
one problem: jokes are funny
>>45794559
the problem is I dont know if I can only change settings on this one computer or not. also, would prefer that this is not linked to my account. there is an account used by the film/radio department that is used by many people, so I plan to log onto that one on one of these computers and then do my tinkering.
>>45793726
Wish I had a teenage sister to get high and talk about masturbation with
>>45793837
were you adopted?
>>45793888
East Europe is second world in this picture though.
>>45794050
that's the shitty western theory you dipshit
the original theory by chairman mao was very much about economic status
typical ignorant amerifat retard
>>45793388
You have never been with a woman, have you?
>>45794738
Ehm.. I haven't had sex..
>>45794747
I figured.
You're wrong.
Women watch porn regularly too.
>>45790370
Common OP restart this thread on /b/ and prove you are legit. Do it for internet cred.
>>45794757
Oh. Ok then.
>>45793783
>>45793785
>>45793830
Ok ok then. I guess it's just the women I hang around with. They're just kinda prude I guess.
>>45792378
>cdrom instead of floppy drive
KRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRK DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGHGHGHGHGHGH
>>45793837
that works out.... not
>>45793837
If I had sex and the result was a piece of shit like you then I would never have sex again.
>>45792455
He saw his sister look up male porn.
Chances are he whacked off enough to be gay
>typical /g/ person
>>45794784
They probably do too. They just dont talk about it. Women have libido too mate.
>>45794999
then they are not his parents (biologically, else he must have said something)
>>45794935
Not as much as men. That's why we have a penis
Man I remember going to my cousins' house and using floppy discs to sneakernet hentai jpgs from Kazaa into my house.
I installed a keylogger on two of my ex gf's in order to get access to their emails.
>>45793388
women also only shit once a month and a fairy comes to take their turd before even she can see it
>>45793652
>be 1770:
""""
'OH YEAH? SO MASTURBATING DOESN'T MAKE YOU GAY? YOU SAY YOU ACTUALLY DID IT AND STILL LIKE BOOBS? PFFF, HERE, READ THIS ''OFFICIAL MEDICAL BOOK OF 1770", HAH! I WANT TO SEE YOU ARGUE WITH DOCTORSS AND SHIT, AYE YOU FILTHY HOMOSEXUAL?
""""
>>45793827
mexico is central america, and is third world
uruguay could be second
>>45793184
I don't remember what op's thread topic is
>>45795045
Do you honestly believe that sex drive and only comes from the sex organ?
Do you honestly believe that woman don't get as horny as men?
If so, what a sad life you life.
>>45790370
>be 12
>playing runescape
>friends play way more then me
>have all kinds of gear and nice holiday items
>install keylogger on my own laptop
>invite friend over
>"hey anon, can I use your computer to play runscape"
>activatedmytrapcard.jpg.exe
>logs into runescape and plays for a few hours
>goes home
>rob him and his brothers RS accounts blind
great times
>>45794830
Now I realise my mistake. I could set alarms on his fdd. Genious.
>>45795637
"friend"
>>45795637
oh and another one
>slightly older at this point
>started playing SWG
>need to pay a monthly fee but parents don't want to pay 14.99 a month
>install metasploit
>remote-code execution and run the built in remote download payload
>download a backdoor that has a vnc server and keylogger built in
>snatch paypal and card info
>pay for SWG "my self"
>>45795431
mexico is north america
>>45794935
>>45795045
>>45794935
>>45794757
>>45794747
>>45794738
>>45793388
Women gets horny : Calls up a fuckbuddy or goes to a bar and gets the Real Thing within an hour
Man gets horny : Watches porn
>>45795687
Anon please
>>45794710
What the fuck are you talking about
>>45795716
because masturbating with a fleshlight (or equivilent) involves zero bullshit and costs me nothing.
>get horny
>break out fleshlight
>mission accomplished in 20 min
if real sex
>get horny
>call woman
>drive over to/wait on her
>need to talk and bullshit
>possibly food or other extra circulars
>mission accomplished in 2-6 hours.
the
>hey, im horny, wana fuck?
grills are very rare.
>>45795772
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_America
>>45793857
Especially when that county isn't a part of the continent in question.
>>45795832
Yes, that's where I got the photo from. I just labeled it.
>>45794861
underrated post
>>45795591
No but nature sure wouldn't have given the active genital to the gender with less libido
If you really think what you wrote you are a brainwashed feminist pussy.
How many male would do a favor in exchange of a bj? How many girl would do the same?
>>45793457
I can't help it, my nigger genes recognize that white genes are superior and make me lust after all white women
>California State University Chancelltor Timothy P. Faggot gives executive order 1097 (the SaVE Act)
>every public school university student has to watch 45 minutes of retarded SJW bullshit
>I absolutely abhore being forced to perform both ineffective and insulting bullshit
>attempt to figure out how to bypass watching 45 minutes of this bullshit riddled with terms acceptance pages
>turns out that the entire process is performed by client-sided javascript
>XSS attack time
>finish the entire thing in 2 minutes
>help all of my friends finish the entire thing in 2 minutes
Go fuck yourself, CSU system.
i put cum on girls faces in gimp
>>45795940
>CSU student
How are you too dumb for UC?
>>45795674
>>45795637
You sound like a colossal faggot.
>friend plays runescape
>other friends play tibia
>some unrelated faggots make fun of the tibia players for not playing runescape despite both being shit
>friend who plays runescape puts keyloggers on all the school computers
>wipes their accounts
>delicious faggot tears
>guy also gets some homemade cheese pizza girls in our class made that somehow ended up on the school computers
Boy that was a fun year.
>>45795716
And guess why man can't have occasional sex easily as a woman?
>>45796198
evo psych
>>45796211
Bullshit
>>45796211
Nice pseudoscience
>>45795716
Guy masturbates 24/7 every day of the month to whatever he wants.
Girl subject to day of the month has to find Girly Man, Paul Bunyan, or cucumber.
>>45793416
Time for you to watch the X Files
>>45794710
what the fuck?
>>45797004
It's myths like this that make you a life-time carrier of the V Card.
>>45797921
>science journals
>myths
Same thing...
>>45793837
Welcome to marriage. After you get old enough you may not even want to bother with fucking. Most women lose their sex drive due to hormonal changes, and many men just stop caring.
It's common for couples who love each other to basically stop fucking later in life. You won't see many admit it because such a premium is put on fucking, but if you don't care you don't miss it.
>walked into my dad skyping with other men
>found amateur gay porn on his pc
>install keylogger
>turns out he goes on gay porn tube sites, gay community sites and talks about his penis size (which is the same as mine) with other men
>says what his wife doesnt know is ok
>>45790370
>1999
>put demo CD from game magazine in 52x CDROM
>Sounds like I'm gonna take off!
>try to eject CD
>disk explodes in drive
>plastic shard everywhere
>read magazine til tomorrow when I can go get a new drive
>there is an article about high speed CD drives exploding some disks
>>45795789
They don't exist, there's always a price to pay, even if you don't realize it.
>>45793531
>taiwan and morocco 3rd world
>dprk '2nd world'
>>45793875
Turkey is part of nato, so it is first world.
First second and third world have nothing to do with income, it is all about spheres of political power.
>>45800670
This made me laugh
>all these retards not knowing that
>first world = US ally in cold war
>second world = soviet ally
>third world = too shitty and relevant to be fucked in the ass by either side
>>45795950
fuckingkek
>>45790370
>back freshman year of HS
>make website with gifs of hacking and super edgy fonts of "the hack krew"
>create shortcut to website
>put in shared folder of school
>change icon to tree
>label "not a virus, trust me i'm a tree"
>computer lady opens it
>dean opens
>library lady opens
>all believe they were "hacked"
>dean brings me down to office, "can't be running that shit on the computers, next time you do that you're getting OSS"
>following year upload halo CE to the share folder under a teachers name who never used the computers
>made more folders for her other classes so it looked legit
>everyone played halo in class
>nobody noticed all the way past senior year
good times
