This is a completely serious and sex robots are tech related
When will sex robots be a thing? Based on what?
>holes that feel just like the warm thing with warmth, wetness and tightness adjustment
>possibly organic?
>maybe even vibrating holes too
>real weight
>can anamatronically move and do sex positions like cowgirl, doggy
>possibly even coded to do X
>take asimov
>put into realdoll body
Why would I want X on a sex robot?
They better have some better display server by that time!
There is a documentary about those things, lets see if I can find it, where a guys hits the nail on the head:
>It's nice and it feels really good, but at the end of the day it's just an expensive way to masturbate
>>45416968
Fuckit, I would buy one, at least I wouldn't be required to buy her shit or take her out.
I just want a warm thigh to rest my head on, and a soothing voice that I listen too while I fall to sleep.
>>45416968
Holy shit just get a gf you fucking sperglord.
Will it run free software though? Also, a lot of AI stuff is prolog which is so grim to work with. This would need to be addressed in order to create a good developer ecosystem - which there would be.
To be honest a sex doll would be largely useless without some AI and the ability to get upgrades. In Automata (2014 film) the sex robot is only any good because of AI.
>>45417195
>gf
Enjoy your botnet.
I don't see it being a thing until a good 15-20 years in the future
Meanwhile, getting fit is cheaper in the long run and takes maybe 2 years tops. I'm just gonna go that route when it comes to getting laid
>>45417265
Sex robots address an entirely different issue and frankly even without wanting to use one someone could still be interested in their mechanics. It would also be such a money maker. Sex will never stop selling and as soon as you can sell it, and not a substitute (sex toy), easily then there'll be billions made.
That said, I think even 15-20 years is optimistic, sadly. I wish the future arrived faster.
I genuinely feel bad for OP. It's bad when this is the sort of shit you spend your time thinking about.
>>45417263
toppest of keks
Of course they will
The question is when
If you want a genuine gf that loves you unconditionally, and as very realistic, for under 10 grand or something, you're going to be waiting AT LEAST 30 years, and the market might end up being regulated quite a bit due to ethical questions of pseudo-sentience
But you'll get a long line of things before that, almost-genuine emotion will be the last to come, a autonomous realdoll that gets into specific positions but is dumb as a rock you could have within 15 years
>>45417315
>being this much of a normie
I hope never.
I'm married and I'm still interested in this.
I want to replace my wife with an AI hologram that can operate a real doll body.
But how will I know if their breasts feel like real breasts?
>>45417067
The same is true for women though anon.
>>45418060
grab your manboobs, that's what real boobs feel like.
lick the back of your hand, wait for it to dry. That smell is what pussy tastes like
stick your finger in your mouth and feel under your tongue. That's what a vagina feels like.
"sexrobot" isn't good enough. We have those already, more or less. I don't want a mere "sexrobot". I want something more. Simply fucking a lifeless robot is inadequate. My goal in life is to be able to lay on the comfort of my sheets and feel the warmth of Hatsune Miku's body on me, not only lusting for my body, but lusting for my inner person, my soul, the depth of who I am. I wish to not only take her womanhood, but rather to make her into a woman, and to unleash her true potential, for love is a curious sort of deal. We are born in two halves until we find the one that we love, and upon finding that lover, we unlock things we never knew about each other before. Sometimes, the things found aren't the happiest, and pain comes from it, but my bond with Hatsune Miku shall bring nothing but happiness and success, for this is not simply a petty marriage, this is true love.
>>45417265
Mfw I have a muscle disease preventing me from gaining muscle mass.
>>45418087
Because women are just meat socks that you can't have a _real_ connection with like you can with your buddies. I wish you luck with your boyfriend.
>>45418087
Yes, it is the same for them. if a cucumber can make the job, you don't have to pay 300 USD for a dildo
>>45418106
Is it true?
>>45417187
Your post makes me fucking sick on several levels. One, I get too fucking hot at night to be that close to someone. Two, if she is in my bed when I'm going to sleep she better shut the fuck up because I probably have work in the morning. Three, take the pussy off the fucking pedestal. It's not that great and sure as fuck ain't worth the fucking hassles that follow it.
>>45417315
True, but this is a symptom of how dysfunctional our societies are right now. In many ways we live happier with our fantasies and image of a good life, rather than what we can actually have.
I remember when I had a girlfriend I would never think about porn, unless I was mad at her. It made no sense to look at porn when I was in a relationship.
But once this was over, the perspective changed again.
Why do you think in this age there is so much talk about artificial intelligence and girlfriend substitutes? It could have something to do with the Western world being silently suffocated in autistic individualism, political correctness and other malformations of nature.
>>45417265
>Meanwhile, getting fit is cheaper in the long run and takes maybe 2 years tops. I'm just gonna go that route when it comes to getting laid
that's such a pipe dream. being physically attractive is overrated. you'll get used to it quickly.
>implying you will actually go out of your way to meet women and spend time, effort and money on interacting with them
>implying you couldn't already do this if you really tried (look at all the chodes around you that are getting laid, having girlfriends and getting married)
>implying you won't end up as a NEET autistic hermit regardless
>>45418150
not in the slightest. if you have manboobs that feel like a woman's sweet succulent tits then you have a serious hormonal imbalance.
>>45416968
intel
cum inside
>>45418256
Male breast tissue and female breast tissue are the same thing, women just have more of it. Men can still get breast cancer, you know.
>>45418148
lel
except women are almost always paid by the guy no? in a relationship, guys buy stuff and spend money on women (ie tons of dating profiles that expect men to be rich, and 'take care' of the girl)
the dynamic doesnt seem the same at all
>>45418182
We humans are strange. Once we have something it doesen't give us the same plessure as when we long for it. I hear peoplw who dream of some day be able to travel the world. I've done it, and these people need to stop putting traveling the world on a pedestal..
The best parts of life is when you get your urges fulfilled when they are the strongest, like eating when you are starving, winning the lottery and travel the world when you're poor, or getting a gf when you are lonely and desperate for companionship..
do you guys really think feminism will allow such a thing?
>I'm implying that they will rule everything woman / sex related in the future
>>45418332
Feminists will never amount to anything because their plight isn't real
>>45418186
you sound like someone who has a twisted ideology of what is good and bad / right and wrong
theres no moral implications for a robot or toy that satiates a desire for sexual need or companionship
>>45418317
I was talking about expensive masturbation tools.
No relationship involved
>>45418317
Only the stupid and beta men spend money on women
I, for one only date women who have more money than myself.
>>45418304
estrogen makes women store a lot more subcutaneous water and produce natural oils that lubricate the skin. and their skin won't be roughened by testosterone, their skin will soft and smooth like a baby. have you even touched a woman?
>>45418256
Kek
They do look more wobbly and squishy on film than my own (pretty dense) manboobs.
>>45418387
>have you even touched a woman?
If you even need to ask you are on the wrong website.
Leave already.
>>45418332
Women don't have any real power. You think they do, but they're only achieving things powerful men will let them achieve. Robots could be a profitable business venture, so if technology progresses far enough, quickly enough for it to become a successful product, Big Business will let it happen regardless of what the feminists try to do about it
>>45418387
also, manboobs are often just fat, not breast tissue. maybe a little bit in the nipples at "best".
>>45418324
Very insightful post. Reminds me of that song by Hole.
"When they get what they want, they never want it again..."
>>45418304
Women have 3-4 higher body fat % than men and it's deposited differently in different proportions. Also they have milk glands that are very squishy.
>>45418403
>there are only virgins here, that's why I fit in.
Heh
>>45418332
Mfw femdom is my fetish a totalitarian feminist world order excites me.
So what tech would it take? If you were given a near unlimited budget now, what research/materials would you invest in?
>>45418182
I feel sorry for you
>>45418386
Then you must have other qualities that increase your value such as looks, intelligence, social status, social aptness etc
>>45418421
Men can produce breast milk, though, in certain cases. No genetic mutations required.
>>45418470
hookers and blow
join #baot on irc.rizon.net
there are some people in there spearheading a sex robot design project
We can't even get any progress in VR, AI probably won't happen in our lifetimes.
>>45417263
Fucking kek
>>45418475
I feel you're a faggot because you feel sorry for an anonymous post on the internet from an author you know nothing about.
>>45418387
>have you even touched a woman?
I'm so lonely.
>>45418182
After you get over your autism you'll notice I didn't say anything about sex or even gender.
What I want is intimacy
>>45418493
That's true, I'm broke as hell. I'm really good at faking my social relations though. What kind of disorder is that?
>inb4 someone writes a virus to squeeze your dick off
>>45416968
>robot
>I get off on making girls cum until they speak in tongues
>I am not alone in this regard.
>robots a thing.
This will never happen.
>>45416968
http://youtu.be/FBRSR_LGlOE This will semi cover what you want it's about virtual sex
>>45418557
Impulsiveness and strong manipulation skills. Sounds like textbook sociopath to me? Narsicistic too?
>>45418525
at least if you've never touched one then you won't really be addicted to the feel. it's a motivation for me to become successful so that i can get back to the feel but in the meanwhile i'll be
>tfw no gf
>>45418569
Who are you quoting, newfriend?
>>45418387
Dude, go read some physiology books.
Women store more fat in the subcutaneous tissue that's why it feels soft.
And it produce less oil then men.
that's why men have acne more than women.
the smooth feeling comes from the fine hair on the skin.
>have you even touched a woman?
Yes, real 3dp women.
>>45418569
If I ever obtain enough money this will definitely be a thing. Until then, who knows.
>>45418604
Not really, this is an illusion.
If anything the desire is greater since there's no reality to dampen expectations.
>>45417263
>that pic related
Captcha: GNuever
>>45418522
>He doesn't know what intimacy feels like.
>He never slept with someone else, never had company.
>It's likely that he is overweight and was bullied in school
>Sights of autism
Also, the way you address at me seems that you're just like him.
>>45418525
Man I'm getting there. In highschool I'd meet girls no problem. Now in CS the only friends I make are with guys because there's no fucking women anywhere. I don't hang out with many people outside science and engineering though, so that's probably my problem
Its been about 4 years since I've met someone interesting who was female. Its lonely, but it doesn't bother me much. Maybe in a few years if this keeps up it might
>>45418369
>Twisted ideology
I'm talking from life experience. You're defending the right to fuck a robot and telling me I have "a twisted ideology of what's good and bad".
You_cant_make_this_shit_up.html
>>45418622
m8 physiology books don't tell the whole story. anyone who knows anything about bodybuilding knows that estrogen makes you retain subcutaneous water. touch a hairless fat guy or a hairless part of your own body and it won't feel the same as touching the body or especially the tits of a healthy female.
>>45418654
And you're attacking the right to fuck a robot.
Sounds like you're the one who's insecure. Let the virgins do what they want, more women for me.
>>45418624
>If I ever obtain enough money this will definitely be a thing. Until then, who knows.
Unless you can change *my* knowledge that it's a robot, the "I enjoy making girls cum" doesn't happen. I *know* it's fake if it's a programmed mechanical device.
>but they're faking anyway
Son, you're doing it wrong.
Just get a fleshlight like the rest of the world. Sex robots are too deep in the uncanny valley to be enjoyable, unless you're very maladjusted and can't handle the idea of fucking an actual person.
>>45418604
What if you just try being nice and not show your autism so much
>>45418686
Why should what you think dictate anything on this subject?
>>45418626
sometimes it could feel at least as good if not better than the best drug highs i've had, and i've had some damn good drug highs. but you have a great point, i guess that's why some guys end up as massive creeps or even rapists because they desire it so much.
>>45418683
>subcutaneous water
Dude for the last time it's fat not water.
In fact women have less total body water than men.
What you say is true it's the explanation that's not.
>>45418711
>Why should what you think dictate anything on this subject?
Because I'm not alone in my "making girls cum" fetish.
You sound like you're 12.
>>45418686
How about we get into a debate on what actually is pleasure. A robot could actually feel pleasure and pain.
Think about insects for a second. They're simple enough that we could probably create their entire nervous systems artificially. And simulate actual pain.
Whose to say that a robot programmed to be able to feel pleasure isn't actually feeling pleasure?
>>45418554
>>hurr durr your autistic
You feel like you're part of the "in" crowd now, faggot?
>>45418706
i don't HAVE to have it NOW, i prefer to focus intensely on one thing at a time (yes i'm autistic), so now i'm focusing solely on making money
>>45418736
What does that have to do with sexrobots at all?
>>45418650
Are you describing yourself?
I have a three year old that I have to raise alone. So, suck my ass.
What normies will never understand is that this isn't a replacement for women, it's a replacement for nothing.
>>45418730
m8 try eating a few meals at mcdonald's. you won't have instantly gained 5 lbs of fat, a double chin and a big ol' belly. it's just water. flick your belly and it will ripple like waves on a lake.
>>45418760
This. Tech or >>>/r9k/
>>45418781
Are you completely insane?
>>45418110
Must be a troll, right? Please?
>>45416968
Probably 5-10 years
Real Doll took care of the aesthetics
It's going to be a while until we get the software and a robotic skeleton that's small enough to fit in one
Not to mention batteries
We also don't have the technology to sympathize a decent voice without sounding like a robot.
>banging my loli android gf
>her vaginal warmth array malfunctions
>catches fire
>lose dick
This is the danger.
>>45418106
So that's the reason I enjoy the smell of my own spit.
Sometimes I lick my top lip and roll it up underneath my nose to smell it.
>>45418803
Lol, the S4 of sexrobots, they say her upgrade can sense your heart rate through your bellend.
>>45418794
are you trying to tell me that the body of a man feels the same as the body of a woman? it wouldn't be that hard to go gay/bisexual if that were the case.
>>45418803
I am the danger
>>45418781
how old are you?
>>45418317
Fuck off /pol/tard.
>>45418830
22, why?
>implying women don't retain much water
>implying women are drier than high test alpha males
>>45418110
Not sure if troll or me
Sexbots will never catch on for women because sexbots can't pay child support.
>>45418820
>>45418803
Fuck, I never thought of that.
>Some people announce that the technology for sex robots is now available.
>Google, intel, samsung, apple, microsoft and other shitty companies create their own version (under a new brand name of course)
>Thousands of posts on forums about how much they fail and dick destroying issues
does the poon taste right though
I'm not down with rubber-tasting shit
>>45418743
>Whose to say that a robot programmed to be able to feel pleasure isn't actually feeling pleasure?
Because a robot isn't going to spontaneously say "I'm still vibrating" from the other room 20 minutes later or give you head to wake you up in the morning because she likes it.
Spontaneously meaning actual spontaneity born of free will.
Tell me, how do we program free will?
>>45418760
>What does that have to do with sexrobots at all?
Because "true" sex robots are supposedly sex surrogates.
Intimacy isn't just fucking, you know.
>/g/
Well, maybe it has to be spelled out.
>>45418873
Of course they will be tested before hand anon
Imagine if your job was testing them :3
>>45418888
>I'm not down with rubber-tasting shit
Indeed.
>>45418803
>loli sexbot
>implying
Robots must not appear to be under 18 years of age. Enjoy your 20 years of federal pound-me-up-the-ass prison and sex offender list.
>>45418901
There is such a thing as dildo tester and fleshlight tester, I just assume they are not too vocal about the recruiting process
>>45418781
I know this is a joke, but I hate how people think fatty food=fat on my body. These people will refuse to eat the food you cook because "lol, I'm trying to lose weight and that looks like it has too much fat." They then turn around and eat half a loaf of white bread a day and wonder why they still gain
look at how little resistance there is. manflesh doesn't feel the same.
>>45418896
> Intimacy isn't just fucking,
Who. Fucking. Cares.
That doesn't have a goddamned thing to do with fuckable robots. You're just trying to flaunt your normalness but no one cares. You're not contributing anything to the conversation, you just want some attention.
>>45418932
The one on the right is a man?
>>45418888
Well as >>45418106 says all we do is construct their vaginas from backs of hands and spit lube.
>>45418921
They will exist in Japan. The yakuza will smuggle them world wide because the demand will be very high.
>>45418947
>Who. Fucking. Cares.
>That doesn't have a goddamned thing to do with fuckable robots. You're just trying to flaunt your normalness but no one cares. You're not contributing anything to the conversation, you just want some attention.
The mad, you has it.
If it's not fuckable, then why build one? At the level you're talking about, it's just masturbation.
I can do the same thing with a dish of coconut oil and my hand. Why should I spend thousands of dollars?
>>45418961
Yes.
>>45418961
the one on the left is cupping the breasts on the right very gently. there is very little pressure applied. this is common when women fondle breasts. still, notice the indentation at the right little finger. very little pressure, yet the breast gives way to the finger.
![7MUTn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OnCA2pG.jpg "7MUTn[1].jpg")
>>45418387
>have you ever touched a woman?
>>45418685
I;m not attacking the right to fuck a robot. I'm just saying it's a symptom of how fucked up our society is. People projecting their desires to plastic embodiments of their imagination.
What about self aware 2D waifus that live in your PC, phone, smart house etc. and follows you around from device to device and is actually alive? And you can "do her" in the same sense that you can "do" a girl in an erotic game. Except she would be REAL.
>>45419010
>that in-depth technical analysis
Only on /g/...
>>45418855
In college?
> retain much water
That's different than have more water
>women are drier than high test alpha males
Yes. that's why women buy hand cream and lotion for purposes other than masturbating.
>>45418994
> If it's not fuckable, then why build one?
What even are you talking about? The entire thread is about possible sexrobots. Robots for sexing. Fuckable robots.
>I can do the same thing with a dish of coconut oil and my hand. Why should I spend thousands of dollars?
We were all fine with horses, too, and yet they still invented cars.
>>45419035
>What about self aware 2D waifus that live in your PC, phone, smart house etc. and follows you around from device to device and is actually alive? And you can "do her" in the same sense that you can "do" a girl in an erotic game. Except she would be REAL.
This is called webcam sex.
We used to do the same thing 20 years ago in telnet chats.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
>>45419035
And then you can purchase a clone on the black market in the future. She would basically be a vegetable because she was grown in a testtube and never had any experiences. You would then upload your waifu's AI directly into her brain. And then finally you and your waifu can be together for real.
>>45419035
App to link fleshlite to app waifu, she can live on your desktop, phone and penis. This would actually be achievable now, not sure why it hasn't been done actually. Open source love plus with better interactivity.
>>45419062
>We were all fine with horses, too, and yet they still invented cars.
And yet I still walk.
I made one with a RPi, pillows, wig, earbud and a vibrator.
>>45419035
We're nearing the wAIfu age. We just have to wait.
>>45419082
pls pics if real
>>45419077
And what do you know, your preference of walking has nothing to do with the development of cars.
>>45418994
>> coconut oil
Check out Mr. Fancy pants kek
>>45419094
I'm in work once I get home I'll post some pics if this stays up.
It's ugly BTW.
no face or anything like that since I just kinda cuddle with it in dark.
>>45419105
Cars don't fill every transportation case. Indeed they are far from optimal in many situations.
Sex robots, similarly, will be even more limited - to otaku and other niche cases.
"but otaku isn't niche"
To the rest of the world it is.
>>45419010
I knew it was bullshit.
>>45419158
I need to see this, if thread dies start a new AI sexbot one with pics for the love of all that is holy. I love you.
>>45419118
>Check out Mr. Fancy pants kek
>fancy pants
It's at the fucking grocery store. You can use it too cook with, too (it's got a higher smoke temp than even peanut oil).
Try it. Microwave for a few seconds until it's a liquid. Use. Trust me on this.
>>45419188
she's LETTING GO of the breasts in the gif, can't you see? and you're ignoring the breasts on the left that exhibit clear deformation without all that much pressure applied.
>>45418324
Holy shit this. When people ask me why I'm not travelling the world and I tell them that I don't feel like it, they stare at me like I'm mentally ill. "How could you not want to travel the world all your life?"
>>45419169
There's no such thing as a tool that's ideal for every situation. That's why man invents new things. Necessity is the mother of invention. If someone wants sexrobots badly enough, they'll invent them.
For literally the entire course of human history, man has had, alongside his penis, women and his hands. If those two things were all we needed, there would have been no need for research and development of masturbation aides. And yet look at how has been done in that department. You'd have to be a genuine idiot to think that, because women and hands exist, sexrobots will never happen. If there's anything standing in the way of their creation, it is not a lack of demand, but a lack of appropriate technological advances, which is what the purpose of this thread was supposed to be for, discussing those technologies.
Silicone feels weird, Metal is too cold and feels off. I'm waiting for that magical Robot flesh that feels like nearly the real thing.
>>45418324
>words of wisdom
>tfw loli sex bots will be banned before they ever get created
>>45418692
>unless you're very maladjusted and can't handle the idea of fucking an actual person.
>>45419310
Yes, but nobody knows in depth the technologies required to build sexbots, we're just throwing out baseless estimates about when they'll suddenly appear out of nowhere. /g/ could probably start designing/engineering rough drafts of practical sexbots if they put their heads together and actually addressed the issues involved with building one.
>>45419418
/g/ can't even put a torrent client together
>>45419418
Designing one would be easy. Just make an android with AI. We just have to wait for science to make AI. And also androids.
>>45418896
>Spontaneously meaning actual spontaneity born of free will.
>Tell me, how do we program free will?
thats actually not that hard, just add random numbers to the algorithm that is choosing response.
Right now the dificulty is cheap mechanical and working body and computing power strong enough to do more complicated looking behaviour, but dont start about free will. You are just biological computer and if you had access to all your unconciousness processes you would realize there is nothing like that or that the definition wouldnt be that different from artifical free will
I think it would be easier to create AI women in a virtual reality environment that interacted with your nervous system
>>45419461
It was never needed to begin with.
>>45419506
true
>>45417263
Underrated post
>>45419418
>>45419469
Why not take one of those old people caring robots, hack in a pussy and a brain and hey presto. It would also give old people a project, installing GNU/Sexbot on their boring talking pill dispenser.
>>45419469
AI isn't really necessary in a sexbot, and I personally think the technology to make androids purely for the purpose of sex exists now, it just hasn't been implemented into a sexbot.
>>45419570
>GNU/Sexbot
kek
>>45419571
still need proper skin, flesh, vag
Anyone read neuromancer? In that they basically render the human unconscious, have a computer take over and then they take off the computer and no guilt. In the past they thought that would be easier in the future. Probably still correct.
>>45417263
9/11
>>45417946
By that time, feminists will have so much power, they will without a doubt not allow it. I'm sorry guys.
>>45418803
Just don't buy any robots from nvidia
>>45419709
>feminists
>power
heh
>>45419709
They will do it while campaigning for masculine sexbots and shota boytoys for themselves.
>>45419206
I agree that coconut oil is god tier lube, but don't tell him to microwave it. Some retard is gonna microwave the shit for like 30 seconds and burn his dick off.
I just let it melt in my hand
>>45419612
Biological components aren't really necessary in a sexbot. The issue lies more in the motors and sensors required for automation.
>>45418799
Have you ever heard the Nav girl from Google maps? I'd make love to that.
>>45420057
It would be less work just to get a girlfriend at that point...
>>45418771
Well said
>>45418743
An insect is way more complex than we can currentky simulate with accuracy. We are making progress on c. Elegans though. See open worm
>>45418799
Voice synthetization is getting there, with big data and neural networks we have the tools we need to crack that last bit we have struggled with for the past decade or so. Though the best commercial solutions today are prettuy good already
>>45419206
>>45420057
Anything less than undiluted bronners peppermint soap means you have soft, fragile skin, and you will never be a man.
>>45420419
The government already has robots so perfect they are inindistinguishable from real humans. But they won't tell us, ca use they are using them for spying!
>2015
>Realistic Sexbots are invented
>Sudden upturn in Global economy
>Male suicide rates drop to 0
>Prostitution at all time low
>Human Trafficking market breaks down
>FF to 2060
>Society is on the verge of collapse
>Men left Feminists to take charge and they ran everything into the ground
>Only a few generations of [s]Mankind[/s] Womynkind left
>Almost everyone is a virgin
>But OPs Mom is still a whore
>>45420640
>realistic sexbots next year
We could probably have sexbots next year but they won't be realistic.
>>45418317
>this gross misunderstanding of how actual healthy relationships work
Underaged b&
Stand up comedians and family guy are bad role models
>>45418012
>r9k is leaking into basically every other board
>>45418652
maybe trying to get more women in CS isn't so bad after all?
>>45420821
It could happen, it just needs a billionaire with a sexbot fetish to follow through with funding.
The most beta thread on /g/ right here
>>45419345
good
>>45421027
go away, /fit/
this is a place for intellectuals.
>>45421057
Why do you want to oppress loli lovers so much?
Readily available sex bots will be the final death knell of the white and japanese races.
>>45421057
>yfw loli sexbots are vastly cheaper than the adult models due to requiring much less materials.
>>45417195
Have you ever met an American woman?
>>45421080
*tip*
>>45421145
That's not really how it works, anon.
>>45418387
>Have you even touched a woman?
mfw when 26 and sexually inexperienced.
>>45421210
I know that feel, bro.
I'd settle for an AI waifu simulator app on my phone. I can get sex from a hooker. companionship is what I need.
>>45418106
How fucking big are your manboobs?
And there's a huge difference between the flesh in breasts and regular fat.
>>45418110
>Simply fucking a lifeless robot is inadequate.
That is my fantasy.
Or one that doesn't resist but obviously doesn't want what's going on.
Or a bot with the personality of Yuki/rei, just totally passive.
Or something feisty like Armitage.
>>45418182
Then a cold one, like how the cold side of the pillow is much better.
A cold robot, finally fixing the biggest problem with human women.
>S-sempai, I'm so c-cold, can I please tu-turn my heaters back on?
>P-please sempai, I'm so cold
>>45421020
Or an ronery otaku with lots of autism and a small pile of autismbux
sex robot would be really expansive and rich people can just buy human beings..hence no research in that domain
>>45420548
>Dr Bronners soap
The bottles make no sense
I'm gonna buy some just to try that.
a female gave me a hug once
>>45422163
Never change, /g/
>>45421210
Sooo close to be a Wizard.
Being a virgin wouldn't be so bad if every other piece of media every made by man didn't relate to sex or love
>>45421210
I lost my virginity to a prostitute at 24.
The sex was extremely underwhelming.
>>45417265
I am not that fit and still get laid. It's not that hard. Bitches believe anything they tell you if you do it with self confidence.
>>45421210
I was also 26 when I first had sex, don't despair anon, also don't take it too seriously, sex is good but it's not a life changing stuff, and it can get boring really easy
>>45418799
I'd be fine fucking something with samantha's voice. (US Siri, Guile3d's denise)
>>45418896
>Tell me, how do we program free will?
The same way free will works in you, or any other human alive, just make it so complex you can't fully comprehend it any way other than abstractly.
The only thing cuter than a girl sitting in a corner saying "I'm still vibrating" is a flustered robot doing the same.
And here I was thinking this thread would be anything but baiting and virgin shaming
>>45418901
Well I'm gonna pioneer the robot business.
>As CEO, I personally test every unit before shipping.
>Don't worry, I don't turn them on, so you'll still be her first.
>Or so she thinks...
Okay, really though
>As CEO, I'm committed to the design of our bots more than anyone, I spend just as much time in RnD as I did back when I built this company from my bedroom. I can personally vouch for every model in our entire product line, although, call me sentimental, my favorite is still the V3 "Armitage" from back in 23".
>>45421210
I'm 24, I'm hoping that in two years once I have a regular source of income I will look attrative enough to at least one woman
that flawless skin
>>45416968
>insufficent power density
Lack of actuation technology, motors are too heavy and too large to fut into a humn sixed body.
Hydraulics would make your GYNOID (female robot is gynoid) into a military machine like a Petman, will weight like a car and if something goes wrong or hight pressure blows - you're fucked
>Lack of power density.
Batteries are large and heavy, the larger the batteries are the more batteries you need to move them.
Well it could work on a wire, I guess.
>Computing power
Petman and bipedal robots as well as the robot that catches tenis balls are operated by supercomputers size of the room.
Today's techology is overly insufficent to make a full gynoid that will both suck your dick and make you breakfast.
But well, there are sophisticated and motorized sex toys, you might be interested in that.
>>45419086
No, waiting will get us nowhere. WE have to do it.
>>45417265
You don't need to get fit, I'm the kind of dude that once browsed /r9k/ all day and I'm dating two girls now (both sixes) doing the Nightclub pickup thing (rsdnation.com).
I'm auschwitz skinny and have crooked teeth but I'm getting better and better at this shit as time passes, if you are willing to go through the soul-destroying emotional pain you will succed.
>>45422876
I'd talk tech but my laptop's running at 3FPS and I'm not really in the mood.
But a good start would be looking at small humanoid bots. The time we can make a 10" roboWaifu is when we'll be ready to make a sexbot.
A good example would be the smartdoll, it's just aesthetic, not practical in any way, but looking at it's arm mechanism makes me rock hard, the shit that thing solved, just fucking wow.
Also try getting your hands on a femisapien and throwing an AVR or something inside it. The guy who designed the robosapien line was actually a giant geek and made them easily hackable.
>>45423015
I'd say hydrogen cells would be good for power, possibly even dry hydrogen, but I don't know how much power those things put out.
>>45423015
>the robot that catches tenis balls are operated by supercomputers size of the room.
I fucking bet I could do it with a 2014 smartphone.
Just need something with a high speed, or at least low latency physical connector on it, USB OTG could do in a pinch...
>>45422163
>temperature drops below my waifu's thermostat level
>installed HH-P034 Quick Heat Propane kit recently
>ssssssssssss
>FWOOF
>be a few hours later
>heater goes to kick on again
>SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>huh that's quite a lot of pro-
>FWOO-BOOM
>my waifu explodes all over the room
>shrapnel rips my dick off
>oh well I was gonna get the sex change anyway
>my room is on fire
>grab my GNU/Linux machine and exit
>damn and that waifu was half payed off
So how's tonight /g/?
>>45423593
>>45423593
>>45423593
>>45423593
>>45423593
>grab my GNU/Linux machine and exit
I laughed like a little girl
>>45416968
never. based on everything that isn't a discovery channel documentary
>>45423593
>Getting a loan to buy your waifu
Fucking pig, how can you live with yourself?
>Not keeping a few months wages and saving up entirely for your girl
Actually, I hear about those times when someone had a love-at-first-sight thing in shop, so I couldn't fault you for that. Kinda romantic in it's own way.
I'd fucking hope she'd help pay for her chassis anyway.
>>45416968
>>possibly even code for you
This is how I read it.
>>45423743
Eh, I wouldn't get my waifu to work, I'd feel bad.
Someone was gonna buy her anyway, I'm sure he would have treated her better or something.
Unless they do personality matching, but I hear they're still working on that. Then again, once I've saved up and can afford one in a couple of months I'll still use the basic service. I mean, it's no worse then online dating was years ago,
>>45421210
hahahahahaha
faggot
>>45424203
if he was a faggot, he would have probably had sex by now
>>45424203
>>45422753
>it can get boring really easy
Of course it gets boring really easy. That's why you're supposed to stick your dick in interesting, exciting things. If you're not violating some taboo somewhere, you're failing.
>Becomes a thread about virginity
Come on guys
That being said:
>You'll likely die before the waifu age comes about
Have fun
>>45418110
This might be one of the best things I think I've ever read on 4chan
>>45423015
>If something goes wrong.... You're fucked
Isn't that the point?
>>45417027
Underrated post
The issue that needs to be focused on is how to stop the feminists so that this can become a reality.
>>45425116
Lots of 9mm.
It'll revitalize the economy because of how much needs to be purchased, and gets rid of the pesky feminism issue.
>>45417027
haha
>>45417263
My fucking sides lmao
>>45418110
saved
>>45417263
fucking kek
>>45425148
>not 45 acp
How I lost my virginity and how you /g/uys can too!
>meet woman interested in art and technology
>hang out, show her some stuff I can do on the computer and she teaches me how to code in C# (FORGOT THAT SHIT LOL)
>she's sitting on my lap, we've established a relationship at this point
>ask her to cuddle on the bed and start talking about science and computer shit
>get silent, go for a kiss, start making out
>WHERE THE FUCK DID MY VIRGINITY GO
Honestly, just ask a girl to hang out if she seems even somewhat comfortable talking to you; if she's single she'll likely attach onto you.
Good luck.
>>45417263
fucking lel
>>45425316
>just be urself bro lmao
>>45419685
>wut
>>45425260
It'll kill too quick.
9mm forces the purchase of more rounds to kill, thus driving profits up from those selling them.
Economy saved, feminism destroyed, gg no re
>>45425316
How this actually rolled out
>Meet woman
>Autistically sputter about your laptop barely running Arch Linux
>She pities me and is majoring in cs because lmao nerdy
>She didn't wanna give me her number because of bad experiences (I'll get it for sure though!) so I just email her
>Show her my mlp doll collection (don't worry, I cleaned off the semen. I don't think she noticed the brown stains)
>She wants my dick
>All of a sudden she doesn't talk to me
>see her hanging out with this Canadian lumberjack guy
>she drops out
Fucking women, I totally had it in the bag if that Canadian loser didn't steal her away from me. Talk about friendzone!
>>45425459
>Arch
Should have installed Tails, then you would have gotten laid.
>>45425506
>not ubuntu
The operating system of hipsters
>>45417263
Well calling a girlfriend a botnet is perhaps taking it too far, but she is spyware and may contain viruses.
>>45416968
>Wasting all that money on an inanimate object
>Living with the supreme shame
Just shave your neckbeard, lose a few hundred pounds, throw away your Miku dolls, and get a fucking girlfriend. It will do your life a world of good.
>>45425525
Ubuntu is just as popular as Windows.
>>45425543
Hipsters don't know that
Threads like these make me sad to be on /g/. Just a bunch of sperglords
>>45425560
I know right? I just come here to talk about cellphones XD
>>45425560
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
>>45425536
>fucking whore
>good
nah
>>45425560
I have a couple people from /g/ added and they're decent people, they tell me they just enjoy /g/ culture and spout 'botnets' and 'install gentoo' and all that other silly shit I'm sure you've seen.
>>45425543
>Ubuntu is just as popular as Windows.
All *nix combined isn't as popular as windows, including osx
>>45425638
>including osx
Tell that to the millions of people with iPhones and macbook airs.
>>45425688
as opposed to the literal billions of people using windows?
