does anyone recognize the software this guy is using?
gentoo
>>43661613
oh yeah he's using beepyboop+ turbo edition.
I know it's a shit picture but it's the best I can get with my phone from over here, and you guys can just like ENHANCE it right? I know it's hollywood magic but there's at least some actual real stuff you can do to make it clearer?
>>43661613
It's called blurry and out of focus mess. Version 2.1 if I'm not mistaken.
fucking ask him?
>>43661678
Only if you state the purpose of identifying the software.
Say it faggot.
looks like google chrome on facebook or youtube
>>43661613
PotatoCam 2014
>>43661613
looks like windows with a youtube video open
that or im blind
>implying the picture isn't shit
>>43661693
I really can't day it's classified undercover operation
do you need more pics to triangulate the pixels?
I'll see if I can get closer
shit this isn't gonna get any clearer unless I'm directly over his shoulder
too bad it's a glossy cause he'll probably see my reflection if I try
>>43661767
>>43661691
>>43661691
>>43661691
>classified operations ongoing in my library, oh noes!
spineless faggaroni
>>43661767
forgt pic
>>43661734
>>43661767
just imaginig you sperging like that and trying to take the picture made my day
thanks /g/
>>43661734
Get me a steady shot right over his shoulder and I can enhance. Even better if you can get around to the other side of him if he's wearing glasses, or there's something else I can get a reflection off of.
nvm I figured it out he's emulating pokemon
thanks though /g/ I can always cout on you
>>43661801
>cout on you
You did that on purpose didn't you
he does have nice taste in headphones though
>>43661835
forgot pic again I am too worked up over him maybe turning around
>>43661867
are you a girl or just castrated?
ask him what gym he's at, you're obviously wet already
>>43661867
Looks like 4chan to me.
He's browsing this very thread.
>>43661801
>cout
this fucking thread
shit he is literally on 4chan right now
he switched from the emulator to his browser and 4chan was open
I couldn't tell which board cause he opened a new tab and went to some strategy guide site but I sure hope he doesn't check g
>>43661904
>>43662016
>>43662016
Agent, abort the operation
Delete this thread
Your cover is compromised
>>43662030
kek
>>43662030
jej
WTF dude? why are you posting my pics on the net?
dear neckbeard mcgreenshirt,
if you happen to be browsing /g/ and see this thread, I'm sorry for being a creep but I just was interested in what you were doing that looked like mayve you were making a game but it was actually an emulator, so that's cool.
I like pokemon myself and if you can foegive me and want to bartle please let me know.
my email is [email protected] just write me there
xo
>>43662127
Dude I don't care about your pokemon unless you wanna yiff
I'll squirtle into your cloyster bb
/g/ should do these stalking threads more often
also nice converse
>>43662158
this
>>43662159
End yourself...
Green shirt guy
Hug the stalker and they will probably have a minor panic attack. Then make your escape.
It's how I deal with autists if saying "hi" doesn't work. It's funny, some of them run away screaming.
we need a way to warn this guy about his impending doom
we must save him from the sperg
>>43662030
saved
Some shit's probably happening IRL by now. Bromance or beatdown? Place your bets now
some guy started walking towards greenshirt with obvious intentions of talking to him so I knocked the guy out flat to save greenshirt the trouble
you didn't hear it because of your headphones but I hope this makes us even now
>>43662265
oh god
>>43662260
op will likely try to shove his cock into the back of his pants while he's preoccupied
>>43662265
Okay. This is almost getting weird now.
>>43662265
good thread
>>43662265
Is this becoming art?
>>43662265
c-can you see his pantsu from there
>>43662294
op is a grill, she doesn't have a cock
what is going on
>>43662265
sweet stealth headshot bro
Try to turn the lights off OP, we should get a clearer picture of the display that way
>>43662365
it wuz like a 420 noscope
>>43662265
ayy lmao
the girl noticed right as I was timestamping
guess I better leave before the campus polic show up
>>43662438
Be careful OP.
>>43662438
Why is the grill running like yhat?
>>43662472
She's not running, she's falling on her side, OP landed another sick 420noscope
>>43662438
>Girl running away
>stalker-kun hasn't posted in 5 minutes
>>43661767
Start videoing and walk by him with your phone near your ear.
Screencap the good shot and send it to us.
>>43662438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk
>>43662438
also the other guy hasn't moved... i-is he alive, right?
>>43661779
Is it R? Could be R
>>43662265
>green
That's obviously cyan you stupid cunt.
>>43662518
To whom are you quoting?
>>43661613
close the curtains to reduce glare. than i can tell you.
>>43662438
Tell her you were taking a picture of the paper.
>>43662529
Probably the post he linked?
>>43661613
have you ever been so autistic that you took creep pictures of someone and asked random strangers on the internet a question about them that you could find the answer to in 2 seconds by just asking?
this fucking thread mane
there was a commotion and everyonr left but I came back since they won't expect the culprit to return to the scene of the crime
come to think of it floorman mcplaidshirt never saw my face so I think I'm fine if I stay here
it's lonely thoigh
I hope the paramedics candy chocolate like they usually do incase people pass out of low blood sugar
maybe I'll try to mooch some candy off them when they show up
>>43662529
The person who has their post number in my post.
They said 'greenshirt'.
>>43662229
Why it's just a photoshop?
>>43662543
I think stalker means she noticed the body, not the photos...
>>43662438
you have a cute typography OP
>>43662566
Everyone ran away?
You should leave too, when the police get there it will look like the guy who you knocked out was responsible.
>>43662570
>photoshop
>>43662597
>typography
handwriting*
>>43662566
what the fuck
>>43662566
OP you should lay over there too and see what happens. You are more likely to get chocolate that way.
>>43662625
s-sorry, not a native
>>43662659
what does your typography look like cute anon? :3
>mfw this thread
I've been there before. The last person I knocked out took 3 hours to come to. I lay there stroking his hair softly and singing him lullabies. If it wasnt for him breathing he would seem dead and the idea was so thrilling to me.
But alas
As I was caressing him his eyes began to flutter, and my perfect day came to an end
>>43662673
bad
I won't show it off, it's really awful
how do I into handwriting? ;_;
and then there was one (just me, but you can't see me because I'm holding the cameraphone)
I tried to get a photo but the campolice asked me if I saw anything
I lied and said no so I think I may be going to hell
I hate lying because it's wrong, but I wouldn't be able to follow greenshirt to the cafeteria if I were arrested
also yes his shirt is green, it just looks blue because of my phone camera I'm sorry
>>43662723
make a really nice font based on your best writing and print everything from a computer
>>43662771
dude what the fuck
>mobile phone photos
>EXIF data removed
hmm...
fwiw, stalkanon, they can identify the digital sensor in a cheap camera by examining the unique noise signature from several photos.
Stupid stalking people you psychopath.
>>43662771
Holy SHIT
>>43662771
what fucking happened?
>>43662771
So, you are going to update us from the cafeteria, yes?
you are too deep into this shit just to let us hanging like this.
>>43662771
Save the game.
Then pull the fire alarm.
>>43662723
aww ok :(
find one you like and practice it!
>>43662778
4chan removes exif since 2012, how fucking new are you?
>>43662771
please keep this thread going
please
I have no idea of whats happening on this thread
>>43662771
best thread in weeks
keep on
>>43662809
That would explain why my geotagging scanner hasn't had many hits lately. :/
>>43662771
What the fuck are you waiting for?
Follow him
>>43662778
Indeed.
Just as well, the magnetic distortion detected within the picture allows them to judge how close you are to either the north or south poles based on the angle of the interference.
Also, minor variations in the field of view allows them to judge how close you are to the equator (the fastest rotating point on earth), simply because the field of view expands approx. .0005 degrees from either pole to the equator. Special software used to gauge depth in a two dimensional image allows them to detect spatial variations EVEN this small...
op what are you doing. are you a grill?
>>43662771
What?
Where'd knocked out guy go?
>>43662771
So w8, m8..Recap...
You were stalking some dude who was browsing 4chan...
Then you decked a guy....
Then a girl found out, and ran for help...
Then everyone left...
The guy you knocked out got up and left, BEFORE or AFTER the police arrived?
>>43662858
the skinwalkers got to him
WHY ISN'T OP POSTING MORE
THIS IS THE BEST /g/ THREAD IN WEEKS
>>43662908
op is arrest
One of you faggots better get a good screencap of this thread
OP don't leave us, we need you!
>>43662908
OP almost murdered a guy, he's probably getting raped in prison as we speak.
back by popular demand
I know I saw mcgreenshirt walk im the cafeteria but I didn't follow for a good 15 mins so he probably ate and left.
My next class isn't for 38 minutes so what do?
>>43662868
after the police and two paramedics arrived
I saw some lingering campolices so I tried to snap a pic as I walked by but there's a huge delay on my camera from when I press the button but anyway you can see their utility belts with their baterangs
>>43662944
how does he knock out a guy without anyone noticing??
>>43662962
That's the police? nice shot of that girl, get more!
>>43662966
He was trained by Deus Ex, a murder simulator.
#banassualtgames
>>43662966
He might actually be a secret ninja commando
>>43661613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxq9yj2pVWk
>>43662962
OP hes coming for you!!
>>43662966
OP is probably the same Navy Seal who wrote the pasta only that its real
can anyone tell me the program this guy is using? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn6-GJGoTUc
>>43662962
Damn, nice ass.
More of that one officer pls.
>>43662999
The rotation one is the best.
>>43663007
Is that Candlejack's refle
>>43662962
>baterangs
op i think i love you
>>43663011
Fucking Xilinx ISE
and MS Paint.
I have our next victim
he reddits
>>43663064
>victim
OP confirmed for navy seals/ninja
>>43663069
Gorilla warfare.
>>43663064
Walk by and tip your fedora.
Do it even if you aren't wearing one.
Make sure he sees.
>>43663011
>>43663058
Nevermind it's multisim
>this whole thread
Best thread on /g/
victim escaped
I'm going to go buy an odwalla I'll be right back everyone
>>43663064
unacceptable
forget him and go after that police chick.
>>43663020
>>43662992
>>43663107
OP can I suck your cock
no homo
>>43663107
>escaped
nobody escapes, OP.
NOBODY.
>>43663124
This please.
We need more officer ass.
this is so goat
>>43663107
>odwalla
Nigga, just get yourself a glass of water and some greek yogurt.
What is even going on in this thread. Who are you op?
sorry but the officers were heading into the library and I was hungry
here is the superfood of navy seals and navy ninjas and ninja seals alike
if you squint the assortmenr of fruit on the label kinda looks like a cartoon duck
>>43663174
is it not a duck?
>>43661629
I searched that and referenced this page
>>43663174
>if you squint the assortmenr of fruit on the label kinda looks like a cartoon duck
>>43663174
theres a cartoon duck under the assortment of fruit bro
>>43663174
i actually saw the duck first, then the fruits.
also the thing below the mango slice looks like a green tucan
Thread confirmed for odwalla advertisement.
>>43663174
I thought you said dick at first.
Either works.
>>43663206
shit I didn't realize
oh yeah next victim
she deviantart
deviants must burn in hell
>>43663174
Find me.
I'm at the other end of the building.
I'm wearing a red shirt and khakis pants.
>>43661613
Patrick?
>>43663238
knock her out OP
>>43663238
can we get a better photo?
for some reason.... that looks like loli.
>>43663238
ask her out OP
also need picture of her glutes
>>43663299
That doesn't look anything like a loli
>>43663238
is she drawing anime?
>>43663289
too many witnesses
she's literally hand copying chibi animes off devart with a mechanical pencil
also I have class soon and hopefilly there's wifi so I can continue this there but if not I'll miss you all and especially mcgreenshirt
also I kinda feel a little bad for mcplaidshirt now
>>43663238
Ask her if she's single.
>>43663329
If she's near a corner, slam on the wall and disappear.
>>43663329
he asked for it, you shouldn't regret shit
love you op
>>43663329
Please don't go op.
>>43663329
ask her if she likes dragonball z
>>43663329
Regret nothing.
Bye OP you're da best, around
For the generations
http://4archive.org/g/thread/43661613
JESUS how the FUCK DOES some /g/ sperglord punch a guy out because he was walking towards another guy who the sperglord was spying on and did not want his spying interrupted.
What the hhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllll
>>43663329
More of her, rape her and carry her body around with the little wheels.
>>43663329
c-can we get a photo of you, sempai?
>>43663174
This is how you superfood m7
OP please upload a sample of your handwriting (a lowercase alphabet preferred). Also, how do you write your g's? And where'd you learn to cross your 8's?
Best thread in months
>>43663329
>hand copying chibi animes off devart with a mechanical pencil
No worthwhile skills.
Do not breed with her, OP.
Your offspring will have no valuable traits if you do, and they may even inherit her laziness...
Keep looking for female cop from >>43662962
She looks to be a healthy specimen, in shape, holding an authoritative position over her would-be peers. Your children would be blessed with superior intellect and strength (provided you are not a neckbeard).
>>43663478
This guy is FBI
>>43663478
NSA don't fuck this up
>>43663477
>that gorilla arm
>>43662438
>>43662438
>>43663503
he provided enough evidence in the quoted post for fbi to get'em
>>43663477
>130 calories
holy shit, fucking 1st world food.
Archive the ever-loving fuck out of this.
OP is my new husbando
>>43662265
Clearly indicated from the second chair next to the girl that this guy is simply demonstrating his dominance to impress the girl by laying on his back.
OP is just a delusional stalker
>>43662566
the fuck is going on?
>>43662962
oh my.
oh my god
Are you at University at Buffalo?
>You'll never be stealthier enough to knock off a guy on plain sight and get away with it.
>>43663579
no she had headphones on too
I was quiet
anyway the wifi is actually really strong in here and I secured a backwall seat next to an outlet to charge my phone (was almost dead)
I'll look for noteworthy victims
>>43663601
oh shit
this is fucking gold, thanks op, you made my day
>>43663601
I can't say at this point
I'm greenshirt, ask me anything.
>>43663666
post handwriting 666stalker
>>43663664
you must have had a shitty day or be some kind of mongoloid who is very easily amused
>>43663666
If this thread 404s, be sure to make a new one. Just make the OP very similar to this one.
Best thread on /g/ right now
>>43663669
Is your handwriting as good as OP's? Post it.
>>43663666
>wearing shorts
Why are Americans so disgusting?
>>43663669
What headphones were those?
OP still needds to post handwriting
>>43663674
thanks
>>43663666
>>43662962
It's totally the front of Flint. The library. I fucking know it.
>>43663764
holy fucking shit
leave my husbando alone
>>43663674
lol there's a mod here but the thread isn't being deleted.
based mod ;)
>>43663764
please don't do this
also my classmates are boring so how about writing requests?
I don't know why everyone is so fascinated with my scratch but why not
>>43663719
It's fucking August.
>>43663801
Write how much you love odwalla
>>43663801
that handwriting makes me hard as a rock
>>43663801
take photo of classmates.
upload to /g/ to guess what kind of software they use.
>>43663801
I love your double L.
>>43663764
But it's night time... so this doesn't make any sense.
>>43663801
Write days before rodeo
>>43663764
fuck off get back to /b/
>>43663801
Sorry m8, you've fucked up.
>>ID 2014, it's a sign
>>43663801
Nice handwriting m8.
>>43663801
>4:44 PST
this photo was taken almost 2 hours ago.
>>43663848
No, I'm not trying to dox or v& someone. I go to UB, and if his guy is on my campus, I want to meet up with him.
>>43663801
>whyboner.png
Write a poem, preferrably a limerick.
>>43663801
Write an instructional guide to how you wrote the "g" in stalking
>>43663666
THAT'S A YES
>>43663801
why are there four hearts next to /g/?
are you a [spoiler]grill[/spoiler]?
>>43661779
Honestly, the problem here is your camera.
>>43663867
No, this photo was.
>>43662438
>>43663867
did you even read the thread?
>>43663801
Write the word "Chiller"
>>43663892
>>43663907
oh shit i thought it was a new piece of paper.
My bad, OP.
But why "PST"? if you really are in Buffalo, shouldn't it be EST?
>>43663890
>four hearts
Are you being ironically ironic?
draw one of your classmates
>>43663890
you better be fucking kidding
>>43663890
Nice b8 m8.
Fuck this is amazing, OP you better not have staged this
>>43662966
OP probably overdid it and hit the guy as hard as he could or something
>>43661725
i second this
>>43663801
Write: Johnny Jameson jokes jovially with jesters jousting on jello jocks.
I love your J's so fucking much
>>43663082
kek
>>43663890
It's a clover in case you actually didn't realize it
pens are technology so
mods pls
>>43664061
*tips clover*
>>43664086
I give that spiderman a solid 7.
>>43664086
>Days of Rodeo
One job
>>43664086
how can shoot web
if he has no feet?
>>43664086
Spider man has a crippled left arm
Simply horrible, I give it 11/10.
>>43664086
>dat poem
Thank you so much for this.
I'm going to go fap now.
>>43663261
yes?
>>43661613
gentoo
>>43664159
sup
this is gonna be a long class
>>43664179
doing well. You still coming over tomm?
op can you write "jjggjgjggjjggj"
>>43664180
Draw a picture of a goat eating the page you're drawing on
>>43664180
just leave and go find green shirt if you're bored
>>43664180
Can you write something cute about volafile and lainchan?
>>43664194
**your
now draw the gentoo logo
>>43664197
Lain pls go
>>43664200
***you're
OP is becoming /g/'s writing slut
>>43664197
fuckoff shill
>>43664200
What...?
>>43664203
I'm Akkarin.
>>43664210
rude
>>43664208
***you'your
>>43664086
you are aware you are replacing the letter "a" with the number '2'
sorry the last one was rotated
<3 lain
>>43664216
>3 levels of indirection
