>tfw 22 and still have never had a girlfriend or been on a date
>tfw no girl is excited or interested in you
>tfw you will never know what it feels like to be the first guy a girl ever falls in love with
>tfw no girl is ever going to start smiling from seeing a text from you
What's the point anymore
One slug hit my son,he was bleeding... From the head,i couldnt believe it...
>>37000148
Im so sorry
>>37000116
>tfw you will never know what it feels like to be the first guy a girl ever falls in love with
consider yourself lucky. Because this almost always comes along with >tfw she leaves and/or cheats on you because she doesn't wanna be tied down so young and wants to experience being free and single
women are fucking cunts and whores senpai, it's a shame that the worst ones got the best pussy game. but they are not worth the trouble, just fap.
>>37000116
you should start working out.
>>37000116
Trust me it ain't what you think it is
>>37000116
dw dude, I've been where you are and things can change. It may suck for now, but one day you will succeed and have girls interest. There IS light at the end of the tunnel
>>37000397
26 year old here
this anon is wrong, it never gets better
its always one step forward and two steps back
>>37000116
Relax mate it'll happen. Just keep improving yourself until it does.
You're stuck with yourself your whole life, any improvement is a benefit not only to yourself but to any future grill so make yourself more marketable bro.
'Oh hey that anon is pretty fit, dresses well, has a decent income, can cook and clean, knows how to massage etc etc'
Some of this stuff may seem stupid but when you're lacking in looks and shit you gotta balance the scales somehow.
>>37000116
same, but I'm 28 and I'm a kissless virgin at that
>>37000455
This guy's nailed it.
28 and still KV
No amount of self improvement over the last decade has helped because I literally don't feel comfortable going out and socialising, it's something I've always been terrified of doing and it's just snowballed into a huge issue where now I'm just too far behind socially to make a come back.
Women see me as broken and I don't blame them, if I saw a woman in my situation of think exactly the same way about them.
How can you ever love yourself if you hate yourself for something you just can't fix? Nothing can give me 20 years of socialising experience, nothing, the broken soul/mind cannot be hidden behind something like PUA or any of that cringey shit.
>>37000116
There are innocent girls out there, but they're ugly.
Just like you.
Except you think you're hot shit and deserve a skinny hot girl despite having no good qualities
How do I know this? Same boat my friend
>>37000116
age is a number
who cares, it isnt a race. if you want to fuck 21 year olds when you are 35, you can
>>37000742
Not op but I'm not ugly and Ive thousands of guys with gf I would consider attractive and those guys have all mostly been much less looking than me, a lot more social/outgoing though.
>>37000116
Think of it like this dude.
Write down your interests and activitys.
Would you want to hangout with someone like that?
If you would hangout with someone like that then your on the right track
>>37000778
Top kek, literally everyone thinks they're "attractive enough"
>>37000797
>>Write down your interests and activitys.
>Would you want to hangout with someone like that?
the problem is that the kind of people i want to hang out with are those normies with a social circle and who do social things
i have no friends, so i don't have those interest/activities
i wouldn't mind having friends to drink with, party with, travel, play boardgames with, do new things with, etc.
>>37000116
NICE FITNESS POST YOU WORM
Iktf bro. To be honest at this point I'm just outlifting the feels. I got tinder back after like a year, actually matched with some really fit girls but none of them message back so what's the point?
These feels are deathly brehs
>>37000116
don't worry, I'm 25 and it get much worse
Just user Tinder faggot.
I was basically a virgin until a few months ago and now I have to reject bishes because I got no time to fuck them all.
And no they weren't fatties, in fact most were too thin for my taste.
>>37000116
Who needs a GF if you can get swole as shit everyday ?
Trust me dude, you want a girl because you think it will solve your situation, but the thing is, if you are in a crappy situation, bringing a girl into it only makes it worse
/fit/, should I continue my story from yesterday? Much has developed since the 9-part story.
> no homo
>>36989950
>>37000870
>just use tinder
>just use the app with the most egotistical shallow whores
yeah that will be great for his ego
>quit lifting
>quit drawing
>dont feel like playing games
>just laugh at frogs on 4chan waiting to die
>22 years old of existence, none lived
>>37000880
You can't leave us hanging like that, bro.
>>37000689
Stop using your past as an excuse. Your past literally does not fucking matter. You are right here, right now.
You are only 28. That means if you live to 60 (only 60) you're not even halfway. You have a huge amount of time to fix this, more time left than you've even had alive so far.
Right now, you used your time to post self-pity bullshit on a 4chan fitness board. Is that going to help you? Fuck no.
You don't have to do anything, you're going to die and not remember a thing. Regrets are impossible. So stop wallowing in emotional filth NOW. Don't even worry about the later. Just RIGHT NOW stop with the self-pity.
>>37000870
Idk man I can't seem to get girls with that app oh well
>>37000925
>tfw this is literally me
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
WHERE ARE YOU FROM
ARE YOU MY LONG LOST BROTHER?
>>37001059
yes
>>37000116
>tfw you will never know what it feels like to be the first guy a girl ever falls in love with
Literally who cares? It's still shit because it ends.
>>37000940
Okay, I'll continue. Here's 09/09 to recap:
10/?
>>37000880
> [awkward pause]
> I look at the floor, still stood up
> he's sat on my bed
> can feel my face burning
> "Errr-
> "Y-Y-You're t-the c-cute one" he stutters
> my face is on fire
> what_do_i_do_now.jpg
> sit on floor
> stare at floor
> don't know what's happening
> have I gone full autism mode? What is this?
> "A-Are you okay?" he says
> "Y-Yes..."
> I stand up, towering over him as he sits on the bed and looks up at me
> my big frame overshadows his smaller frame
> he's noticeably shy all of a sudden yet maintains a sense of confidence
> I sit in front of him and smile at him
> "...Kohai, d-do...do y-you like me?" he stutters
> face is red again
> the burn is intense
> "I-I don't know"
> fuck you /fit/
> see his head turn down
> see his visible disappointment and sadness
> I feel so bad, fucking hell
> "I-I mean, I-I...I-I think you're damn a-adorable" I stutter back
> "...I-I j-just never had f-feelings for a guy before"
> n-no homo
> "S-So you do l-like me..?" he half whispers, almost scared
> I nod
> I turn around, hiding my redness
> [awkward pause]
> slowly feel movement on my back
> his legs are at either side of mine
> he gently wraps my arms round my chest, struggling to reach entirely around due to the contrast in size
> feel him nuzzle his nose against the back of my neck
> why_does_this_feel_so_good.jpg
> his warm embrace
> I am so cosy and content right now
> his head rests against my back
> smiling to myself as I look down, still red
> mellow music from the game playing
> take hold of his hand and remove it from my side as I reposition myself to lay down on my side, on my pillow
> he looks down at me
> a little red from how much he appears to have enjoyed holding me
> pull him in to spoon me
> he wraps his left arm round my side
> nuzzles his nose against the back of my neck again
> let out some sort of half moan, half whimper, a bit like a cat purring
> embarrassed
> he chuckles
Im 26
Id probably say im a 5/10. Nothing special, nothing trainwreckable.
Ive accepted that the 7+/10 grills wont look at me twice on my looks alone. I balance it with having a career, having a luxury car, be able to cook/clean/sew etc etc, getting in shape, having disposable income.
Atleast i can balance the scales, and im 6ft 1 so i have it on easy mode.
>>37001101
Shit fanfic senpai.
>>37001121
This tbqh
The one with gymbro and the shower was better and went straight to the point.
>>37001101
PLS HURRY I WANT TO CUM I HAVE TO GO EAT SOON
>no homo
>you will never a perverted red dragon emperor with a heart of gold.
>a voluptuous red-head and sister to satan will never yell that she wants to fight by your side.
>lucifer will never have beer with your dad
You're just going to have to either kill yourself or wait for human technology to warp reality itself on the quantum level.
>>37001101
Ayyooooooooo
>>37001105
>gotta do all that just for some random bitches pussy
life as a man isnt easy
>>37000116
I know this feel, I'm buff, still no women gains.
>>37001105
>I balance it with having a career, having a luxury car, be able to cook/clean/sew etc etc, getting in shape, having disposable income.
I wonder how much autism you must have to still not have a gf/wife with all those things.
>>37001101
....and?
>>37001121
>>37001132
Maybe you think it's shit because it's real.
>>37001176
Anon, pls.
>>37001213
Welcome back.
>>37001101
I'll continue from where I left off with him chuckling at my weird noise. 10/?
> "What?" I ask him
> "That was cute"
> "What do you mean?" I quizz him
> "The noise you make when I hold you, the kind of purr - a bit like a cat. I think it's really cute" he tells me
> "I-I'm not cute"
> "You're damn adorable" he says, with an obvious smile on his face
> "N-No I'm not, s-shut up" I tell him
> /fit/ tells me men aren't cute
> I'm 6'5"
> this is just bromance, right?
> awkward silence
> realise telling him to shut up was rude
> "S-Sorry"
> "It's okay"
> his arm round my waist loosens, like he's lost interest
> fml.png
> "I-I'm j-just not used to being complimented, that's all"
> blatant lie because I used to slay pussy in clubs every week with my mates
> he stays quiet
> "W-Well, maybe from girls, but that's it"
> he's still quiet
> shitshitshit.jpg
> how do I recover from this?
> think of what /fit/ would do
>>37000413
then take 3 steps forward. always a way
>>37001317
You guessed it anon, full autismo
>20, never had gf
>managed to fuck up good gigs with grills cause of shit personality/austism
>enlisting in the military next year
welp any and all hope of snatching a qt is looking slim. Looking forward to jacking off in 120 degree porta-pottys
:^ )
>used to be fat
>get fit
>could prob get girls but still dont see myself as good enough
confidence is a motherfucker, I like how I look but im not sure if others see it too
>>37001436
Prepare your anus mi amigo.
It's you're fault for not putting yourself out there. If you want to change your life then change it. But don't come here with your r9k sad bullshit FAGGOT.
>>37001121
>>37001132
Also, did you read the first nine parts in the other thread?
>>37001354
11/?
> take hold of his hand
> turn myself round to face him
> he backs away a little, realising how big my frame is compared to his
> mattress shakes as I turn
> kind of awkwardly laid on our sides, facing each other
> thought this would help me think of something to say
> nothing_comes_to_mind.jpg
> fuck up my shit famalam
> eye contact established
> he loses it quickly
> feel like my alpha presence is intimidating him
> fuck sake /fit/, you told me this would attract people, not scare them
> put my hand to his cheek
> rest his cheek in the palm of my hand as I gently rub my thumb back and forth on his cheek
> he starts breathing heavily
> blushes
> he's too shy to do anything
> I can do anything I want right now
> "You're the one who is so damn adorable Senpai, I hope you realise that"
> feel a rush of air escape his nose onto my hand from sudden bodily response as he blushes more
> his face turns visibly red
> move my hand to the back of his head
> run my fingers through his hair
> realise how much bigger I am than him in seeing my hands move over across his head
> gently pull his head towards my head with my hand guiding him
> he kind of rubs his head up on down on my chest (still clothed btw)
> turn onto my back, so he's laid under my armpit, with my arm wrapped round him
> bring other hand to his head and massage his scalp
> feel his body totally relax on mine
> w-why does this feel so natural?
> tfw done this with girls
> tfw they don't even compare to this
> can't tell if I feel ashamed for liking this more
> damn it /fit/
>>37001477
your*
i'd say it's a good thing, but i don't regret learning the things that i did.
dating in this age is a scam. a lot of girls play games because that's what they can do now. back in the day girls couldn't meet 500 other dudes in a week on tinder and they had to stay loyal, but now they can chase guys around like crazy and have a fallback plan until they find someone that excites them more.
the lessons and how it shapes your life is the most important thing though. put yourself out there and go through the heartbreak before it's too late. you can change your life whenever you want, even this very second of reading this.
i hate women so much i dont believe they deserve the effort of resting my eye on their figure for a moment
>>37001463
Im lubed up, fampai
>>37000116
I must not feel
Feel is the gains-killer
Feel is the little death that precedes total oblivion
>>37000116
Waaah waaah waaah. Why isn't everything handed to me waaaah. Why do I have to actually learn basic human interaction and Iearn how to acquire admiration from others. Waaah
>>37001482
Finish the story nigga
>>37001482
12/?
> realise again the contrast in our size
> feel like he's a manlet
> he's probably 6'0"
> t-thanks /fit/
> can tell he's almost falling asleep on my chest
> don't know what to do
> I'm not even tired
> "Senpai, don't fall asleep"
> "I'm so comfy right now" he says
> he wraps his arms round me
> realise how broad my chest is
> notice his head moving up and down every time I breath
> playfully ruffle his hair
> he chuckles
> "Come on Senpai, want to play some more games?"
> "Sure" he confirms
> I sit up, and he remains on me
> his hand now resting at my hips
> he looks up
> I look down
> he stretches an arm out
> strokes my face gently
> his hands are so soft
> he smiles when his hand touches me
> he sways his hand through my facial hair
> feelsgood.jpg
> he sits up
> swiftly rearranges him
> wraps his arms and legs round me from behind
> laugh at how cute he is
> "C-Come on, I want to kick your ass again"
> he laughs "okay"
> pick up controllers and resume playing
> casual conversation for a bit
Fast forward:
> glance at him whilst he's fixated on the game
> he's not even feminine
> didn't think I had a thing for traps anyway
> he's a masc bro, just a skelly
> not auschwitz skelly, but thin
> smile to myself
> don't know what's happening
> having a good time, who cares
> "Hey bro, I'm going to take a shower before I head to bed, do you want to keep playing?" I tell him
> "Oh, I better head home then if you're going to bed. It's getting dark anyway and I did say I didn't want to inconvenience you, or invade your space or whatever" he replies
> "I don't mind, I won't be long away, you can just keep playing"
> "It's getting dark though, I should go home. It looks like it's going to rain even more anyway"
> feel like he really wants to leave
> a little disheartened
> I don't want him to go
> is it selfish of me to want him to stay?
> "I'll be ten minutes most. I promise I won't be long, okay?" I tell him
> he hesitates
> realise he's undecided
>every year try my hand with women and relationships, think things will have improved
>every year, I am forced to remember that I have no real personality or heartfelt thoughts anymore
>just the fake smile and manufactured conversations I use to get through the day
>in reality I really just want to die in some painless manner not by my own hand
>inevitably things go south when I can't genuinely connect with her
>it's probably going to happen soon again with my current girlfriend
>already think she is getting distant
>I can totally tell
>mentally preparing myself for the annual round of depressed introspection
I think she was really hoping that getting high with me would help me open up to her. Instead I just took a four hour nap almost immediately after I started feeling it. Now I've been worrying and stressed all weekend about everything in my life.
Suck it up and better yourself.
>>37001698
This desu
Just focus on improving yourself. Easier said than done, especially with the loneliness, but it's what ya gotta do
>>37001698
FUCKING
BR00TAL COMEBACK M8 XD
>tfw you say goodbye to your long distance SO at the airport
It never gets easier brehs. But i am pathetic romantic and we will be together one day.
>>37000879
This. If you're miserable alone and bring a girl into the mix, you'll be miserable, and anxious.
>>37000116
How many women have you actually asked out in the past 6 months OP?
>>37001640
no one cares faggot
>>37001637
Hold your horses anon, I've got quite a bit to go. Enjoy it for it is, or screencap it at your own pleasure. The other thread was archived, so that'll probably disappear forever sooner than later.
>>37001640
13/?
> "Pause the game"
> "What?" he says
> "Pause the game" I repeat
> he pauses the game
> I lift him up from the floor
> he's light
> he seems a little embarrassed
> I wrap my arms round him
> guide his head to my chest
> he wraps his arms round me too
> my chin almost sits on his head
> he smells good
> silently holding each other
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> "Please stay" I tell him
> "Okay" he responds
> I hug him a little more out of excitement
> he kind of squeals
> crack some sort of bone (not break)
> "S-Sorry"
> "I-It's okay" he laughs
> "I'll be ten minutes!"
> rush into en-suite shower room
> close door
> hear game music resume
> get undressed
> turn shower on
> start showering
> washing myself
> thinking about him
> why do I like him so much?
> all he did was sit under a tree and read
> does he actually like me?
> what if he's just being polite?
> am I bisexual? Am I gay? Is this because I spend too much time shitposting on /fit/?
> part of me feels bad because this isn't normal
> but part of me feels compelled to want to make him happy
> tell myself it's too early to like someone this much
> apply shampoo to hair
> not sure what to do
> it's getting pretty late
> do I send him home?
> do I let him use a sleeping bag and stay on the floor?
> do I let him sleep on a couch in the communal kitchen?
> ...do I share my bed with him?
> stop thinking and focus on washing my hair and beard
> sit on the floor in the shower and think about what to do
>>37001059
>>37000925
THIS IS ME AS WELL COMRADES WE WILL BE SAD TOGETHER
>>37001841
That's like not lifting and complaining of no gains. You have to put in an effort for a result.
Just ask them, honestly what's the worst thing that can happen? They say no?
>>37001880
Yep, pretty much. Rejection hurts like fuck.
>>37000116
Hey man. Itll all be good, dont worry. Youll find someone. I kno the feeling ur feeling but i always seem to feel the most hopeless before something big happens. Dont rush it bc then youll regret it. I kno i sound like a fucktard being this nice but i hope u feel better soon man. Sending good vibes ur way
>>37001919
tell me that i never knew my father, my mother and grandmother treat others well but treat me like shit for some reason and i swapped school/country when i was 9, going to a place where everyone already knew each other from birth
never picked in sports
never picked for school projects
never picked for personal ideas or anything that made me feel valuable or unique
only place i was ever ''wanted'' was in my dead end job since i had no experience and no one else would put with boss's shit
my life is rejection incarnate. i kind of have my reasons to not want to expose myself to more of that
>>37001880
no, the worst thing that can happen is that they never say yes
you try again
and again
and again
but no matter what, it's always no. Each time hurting worse than the last, until you're convinced that there's just no loving someone like you. That you don't have anything to another person, that trying to make a true connection with someone you care about will only result in pain.
That's the worst thing that can happen
>>37001826
Anon, pls. There was interest in the last thread and this thread.
>>37001849
14/?
> decide I'll ask him to stay
> not sure how
> anxious
> get out shower and get dried
> realise I need clean underwear
> don't want to go out in my towel
> open the door ajar
> "Er...can you do me a favour and grab me some underwear from my drawer?"
> "Er, yeah, sure. Which drawer?"
> point, he opens it up, grabs a pair
> "Are these okay?"
> throws them at me, thank him, close door
> put them on and realise I need a clean t-shirt too
> put dirty one on
> go out in boxer briefs and t-shirt, get another t-shirt, turn back to him, and change t-shirts
> "Erm...i-if you're going to bed, I should probably go" he says
> facing my drawers, back to him still, lift hand and place it on the drawer
> notice my hand tremble a little from anxiety and fear of rejection
> "P-Please s-stay"
> ohshit.jpg
> [turbo autism activated]
> "I-I mean, w-would y-you like to s-stay the n-night with m-me?"
> awkward silence
> "But I don't have any clean clothes with me anon" he says
> "I-It's okay, I have a spare toothbrush and you can borrow some boxers and a t-shirt if you like"
> "...O-Okay" he says, looking a little red
> hold my hand out
> nod my head, indicating for him to take hold
> "Ready?"
> "W-Wha-
> lift him up
> almost feel his arm snap, but he doesn't seem hurt
> "Y-You need to be a little more soft, I-I'm n-not s-strong like y-you" he says
> laugh at him
> think about him being a gains goblin
> thanks /fit/
> "Okay, let's get you changed"
> find underwear and t-shirt, give them to him, he gets changed in the shower room
> I sit on my bed after turning the console off and he comes out
> see him, feel my junk throb a bit
> what.jpg
> try not to glance down to be obvious, but don't want visible boner
> lift my leg to do American leg cross but looks autistic as fuck
> he gives me a weird look like wtf
> pretend nothing is wrong
> he sits beside me
>>37002033
I'm so anxious for you right now holy shit
>>37002033
I still don't know what to call this story.
>>37002033
I'm still reading in the hope that eventually there's gonna be some gay sex, but hope is dwindling anon. Hope is dwindling,
>>37000116
>HURRRR WHUDS DUH POIND?
>MY PEE PEE NOT IN WHOLE HUUUUUUNNNN
>I WAN GIRLFRUND HHUUUUUUUUURRHHHHH
>ME WANNA GEE EFF HUUUUUUUUNNNHHHG
this is why you fail you autist, if you didn't spend all day shitposting on 4chan you'd have hobbies and activities and wouldn't care so much, they can smell your desperation faggot
>>37002064
>what I think will happen at my first encounter with another man
>>37002074
>>37001880
how do people even ask random girls out
this only works if you are already a 9/10 or rich
>>37002095
JUST B YOURSELF xDDD
>>37002093
If you actually think that's what he's saying you need to go back to r9k, stop trolling for pussy all the time like such a thirsty faggot and whining about not getting your dick wet and it'll happen in time.
>>37002112
Stop samefagging to further you agenda, cuck.
>>37002093
autistic retard
>>37002116
say that to my face u fucking faggot. I bet you wouldn't you piece of shit because im not samefagging.
>>37002108
no
myself wasnt good enough when I was fat
clearly looks matter above all else: still, unless you know you are hot shit, you are going to get rejected for sure
>>37000413
As a 26 year old antisocialite myself I can confirm
Crying myself to sleep for 2 years straight bby
>>37002019
That's life. Life sucks. But sitting around bemoaning your position and doing Zero do change it is a cowards approach.
It's no better than a fatty complaining how big and unfit they are but never having the courage to take the pain on and hit the weights and lose that shit.
Tldr: can't help those who won't help themselves, thread is cancer.
>>37002116
you're*
>>37002122
Pathetic samefag cuck.
>>37002093
>if you don't focus solely on fucking a woman you're somehow trying to be better than people
>>37001354
KEEP GOING PLEASE IM DYING THIS IS ADORABLE
>>37002141
MUH KEK MEME YOU'RE A KEK GO KEK YOURSELF YOU KEKTARD KEK KEK KEK I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP USING THIS BUZZWORD I LOVE KEKS KEK ME
>>37002154
Are you okay dude?
Confidence is easily worth a couple points on a rating scale.
Legitimately, being comfortable and open with yourself without being creepy is a huge turn on to females.
Furthermore, don't be a self deprecating loser. Even if you are using it as a joke, don't do it too much.
If this is hard for you, fake it. Enter situations by assuming that they already want your dick.
It's so much easier than you think.
>>37002033
Shut the fuck up already
>>37002134
you don't have to tell me, though honestly you sound like the kind of person whose never actually had to face the prospect of never experiencing an intimate relationship.
Guy like you probably got someone to fuck you on a lark in high school, and haven't had to deal with an all encompassing fear of rejection because for you, its not a reality. For some people it is, and no amount of self improvement will change it.
Might be right about this thread, here I was hitting up /fit/ for some chest routine advice and now I'm hanging around this thread cause I can't tear myself away from this gripping tale of a man's first romantic homosexual encounter
fucking 4chan
>>37002052
Try think about how I must've felt.
> no homo
>>37002064
If it's not screencapped, then I don't think it needs a title. I'm not screencapping my own story, lel.
>>37002070
Anon, pls.
>>37002153
Ok anon.
>>37002197
Get mad permavirgin.
>>37002033
15/?
> "Erm" he says, glancing at my crotch
> he laughs
> die.jpg
> killme.jpg
> fml.jpg
> [insert instantaneous combustion here]
> holy shit
> what the fuck do I do
> he's still laughing
> FUCKING
> KILL
> ME
> "It's okay, don't worry" he says, still laughing
> laughing more; "Your face is so red"
> start initiating self-destruct sequence
> boner kind of dies
> praise Scooby
> mouth opens
> don't know what to say
> "It's okay" he chuckles, "it happens, I understand"
> "S-Sorry" I say
> he puts his hand to my face and strokes my beard again
> eyes close, feels blissful
> n-no homo
> knock on door
> his hand drops
> ohshit.jpg
> "Er...who is it?" I say as I get up from the bed and walk to the door
> "Kohai, can I come in?" voice says from outside - one of my flatmates
> fuckfuckfuck.jpg
> "Why, what's up?" I reply
> "I just want to chat" she says
> silence
> look back at Senpai, he stays quiet
> is he open about his sexuality? I think to myself
> "I'm about to sleep though, can't it wait until tomorrow?" I tell her, still maintaining eye contact with Senpai
> silence
> very slowly and quietly try and turn the lock on my door (it's not visible to the other side)
> "Nothing I have to say waits because everyone loves me" she laughs to herself
> Senpai quietly snickers to himself
> "Just let me in"
> still turning the lock as quietly as I can
> "I'm going to sleep. Just message me"
> finish locking it
> handle turns
> "let me in!" she says
> "Sorry anon, but I'm going to bed" I reply
> still turning the handle
> dumb bitch, just fuck off
> walks away
> message on phone from her; "You're such an asshole sometimes, all I wanted to do is talk"
> turn phone off
>>37000880
FUCKIN KEKED AT THE END
>>37002175
this so much, I'm an ugly dude but am charming and confident
So many girls laugh at my jokes and hang onto my words when I speak and its easy to sleep with them after putting in a little effort and giving them some attention throughout the night
>>37002234
>refers to himself by name
>refers to rando bitch as anon
Fucking kill yourself. You can't even greentext properly.
>>37002234
Almost cock blocked by a pussy...
>>37002234
>> turn phone off
top kek
>>37002033
>mfw waiting for next part
>>37002175
this is what gets me, anon. I'm at this strange gray area with the first half of this post. I'm faking it with the confidence thing for the most part, and it's working somewhat. It would be working a lot better if I was putting in more effort I'm sure, but I digress. On the other hand though, every time I receive interest from a girl, all I can do is think about all my faults and just depreciate my self worth out loud to her. And then after the interaction I immediately regret it and hate myself. I guess maybe I'm trying to be the "suave badass" I used to picture myself being at this age. Lifting has improved me significantly, mentally, but I can't manifest it into something to keep my spaghetti contained. I have one girl who is blatantly interested in me at my work (we name-call each other a lot in a joking way, she shares food with me sometimes, has touched my face before, smiles every time I speak to her, she's asked me on three different occasions if I had a gf, and got visibly jealous and made comments when I gave a hug to a female friend who visited me) but I'm so autismo I don't wanna pursue it because I know I'll fuck it up right now. That, and the girl I'm giving my virginity to lives in another state and I don't want things to take off with the coworker until after that. I want to fuck this girl first because she's been with me since rock bottom and is the only person who liked me when I was a fatty. See how autistic I am with these last two or three sentences? That's why I don't wanna mess with the coworker yet. I want it to actually work out.
>>37001880
I asked out three girls in the last 6 months. They were all about 20, and I'm 27. Two of them said yeah to a first date, one said okay to coming over to my house, but I speghettied and just talked until she left. One stopped responding to me after I wrote her a joke song about the date.
I've noticed that college age girls are all about wanting to travel.
The rejection from the song girl hurt the most. I'm learning a lot of what not to do just by doing random shit. I've had a couple girlfriends before, but they just sort of fell into my lap. Learning dating is something new for me.
>>37002254
The end to part one, or nine?
>>37002274
What?
Why would I use real names?
Anon - Her.
Kohai - Me.
Senpai - Him.
>>37002277
She's a thirsty one to say the least.
>>37002279
It's the only way to ignore the toxic bitches like her. If I don't reply to her stream of messages, she ends up calling me. She's annoying as fuck. I made the mistake of fucking her when we moved into the flat, but the other three flatmates are cool and chilled.
>>37002310
Kek.
>>37002234
16/?
> "Is everything okay?" he whispers
> "Yeah, she's just a clingy bitch sometimes. She likes to pretend she owns the halls of residence but she's just a twat. No one likes her, but she thinks she's top shit, y'know?" I tell him
> he laughs
> sit on bed beside him again, but turn the bedroom light off first
> turn on small lamp beside bed
> his face is aesthetic as fuark
> not sure how to proceed
> what happens now?
> "Have you been with many guys before anon?"
> gulp
>>37002347
>One stopped responding to me after I wrote her a joke song about the date.
anon why...
>>37002354
KEK
>>37002354
> "Yeah, she's just a clingy bitch sometimes. She likes to pretend she owns the halls of residence but she's just a twat. No one likes her, but she thinks she's top shit, y'know?" I tell him
This is literal 12 year old tier writing.
>>37002347
good on you anon. you're just gettin' out there and sucking at it. and sucking at something is first step towards being kinda good at something. and you can't be good until you've sucked for a while.
well done.
>>37002367
It was not the best decision I've ever made, for sure. Kinda getting to me, because I actually started to like this girl the more I got to know her. Definitely saw her as potential wife material, which is probably why I went into autistic mode instead trying to do things right. I did have a semi-successful date with another girl her age who I wasn't nearly as interested in.
>>37002423
>seeing girls as wife material
>girls you wen't on one date with and barely know
>>37002387
> being this mad
> 2016
This is /fit/, not /lit/, stop being a judgmental pussy.
>>37002354
17/?
> I hesitate
> "Why?" I ask him, "How many have you been with?"
> "Do you really want to know?" he replies
> I don't know how to feel about this
> "How old are you?" I ask
> "21, and you?"
> "I'm 21 too" he says
> "To answer your question, the answer is one. We dated for a bit before we had sex and I lost my virginity. I stopped seeing him in the end though because he was an asshole." he tells me
> "Why was he an asshole?"
> he hesitates
> "He used to get quite aggressive, especially when he was drunk. He was a hungry bottom" he half-heartedly laughs to himself, looking down at the bed
> feel like he feels a bit ashamed
> "He ended up punching this guy he thought was hitting on me, and he would throw stuff around the place, tell me I was too good for him and that because of that it meant he would eventually lose me to someone else. I never understood why he took it out on me though"
> I feel bad for him
> he's evidently sad, doesn't want to look at me
> "What happened?" - I couldn't help but ask
> "I went to his after the night out where he hit someone to find some money my friend had supposedly left, my stupid friend walked into his room to jokingly tell him what a good job he did fucking everything up"
> he hesitates again
> "They started fighting and he kicked my friend down the stairs"
> "He's 6'3", and was about 190lbs, so he was a big build. H-He started pushing me to the ground and wouldn't let me leave"
> "You don't have to tell me anymore if you feel uncomfortable" I tell him
> "I-It's o-okay...I got up, and he kept trying to push me. He opened the front door to shout at my friend and tell him to fuck off, so I quickly escaped. My friend decided to call the police, but I just decided to go home. I wanted to sleep, and had a bank appointment later that day" he half-heartedly laughs again
> obviously trying to find the good in the bad
>>37002354
KEEP!! GOING!!!
>>37002455
Thanks for confirming you're basically writing these and nothing of this ever happened.
>>37002433
Said potential, but duly noted. Pretty autistic I suppose. Although I'm not going to lie, at 27, and having lived alone for a couple years, I'm starting to look at girls more for long term relationship kind of material more than if they're just hot. Unfortunately most girls my age who are into me are single moms and/or have a lot of baggage. I'm definitely not perfect though.
>>37002455
wow... thats crazy man. i hope hes okay. :(
>>37001101
I think I just contact autism.
>>37002455
Shit, that was dialogue heavy, greentext didn't really work. Whatever.
>>37002460
> nothing of this ever happened.
I'm almost certain there's nothing I could write to convince you faggots that this is real, but guess what? I couldn't give a shit. It's a feels thread, and I'm sharing my feels.
>>37002511
Well, this is /fit/, what did you expect? My autism is obvious in every other part of the story too.
>>37002455
18/?
> I can see that he's a good person
> he's still looking down, sat at the end of my bed
> don't know what to do
> "It's okay, it's in the past anyway"
> "yeah" he replies, nodding
> "If it makes you feel any better, I've not been with any guys before"
> what the fuck was I am thinking
> trying to lighten the mood I guess
> "Seriously?" he asks
> "Yeah, I've not even kissed a dude before, just girls"
> "O-Oh" he says, looking astonished at me
> realise how dark it is
> move across bed to close curtain
> lay down, staring at the ceiling
> edge to the side and pat the bed like an autistic to signal him to lay beside me
> he lays beside me
> arms touching
> silence
> what now
> silence continues
> he tilts his head and looks at me, then returns to face the ceiling
> I do the same
> silence continues
> I do the same again, looking longer
> he turns and looks at me
> eye contact maintained
> I-I w-want to kiss him
> n-no homo
> he's so handsome
>be paranoid and with trust issues due to certain relationships
>gf cries
>nagging voice telling me she's doing it to manipulate me
>trust issues keep trying to manifest
>ignore the fear in the back of my mind
>TFW barely keeping it together
>TFW leading a normal life
>TFW walking the razor's edge
>21
>never had gf
>been on plenty of first dates with some qts
>never been on a 2nd
This is fucking bullshit. And whenever I tell someone I've never had a gf they think I'm a fucking lunatic or a faggot because I'm not ugly so I have no excuse. The reality is im just boring and have no social circle. If I was really good looking it wouldn't be an issue but I'm not aesthetic enough to make up for bad qualities
>>37002231
More close to your situation than your guess.
All I'll say mate is that while this may be 4chan there's some decent advice in this thread if you choose to listen.
Only you can fix your problems. Good luck.
>>37002543
>mfw im craving the next post
Your best bet is probably to go to SE Asia or at least somewhere with a lot of FOB Asians. Girls from poor countries like Vietnam and Thailand will give you loads of attention just for being white and they won't give a fuck how awkward or autistic you are.
When I was vacationing in Vietnam I easily got more female in a week than in my entire lifetime in America. You could probably have a similar experience just going to any 3rd world country. Autistic or not, white males are the highest valued humans in the world and don't ever let stupid America women make you think otherwise.
> be me 23 been lifting for almost 10 months consistently
> go to wedding yesterday, my favorite aunt is there with her husband and kid
> kick it with them for the whole wedding because they are both super chill.
> aunt asks " so what about all the ladies in your life"
> always respond "uh there are none"
> "anon there must be someone, your not an ugly guy or anything...."
> uncle always comes in with, "anon is focused on education, and work he can worry about that later"
>> MFW i know its never going to happen
>>37002543
19/?
> his lips part
> I follow suit
> he puts his hand to my face, and smiles
> his fingers move from brushing my cheek to running through my hair
> we stare at each other
> heart rate increases
> notice we're both breathing heavily
> his face edges closer mine as his head glides across the pillows, sliding himself closer
> continue to stare
> holy shit my heart
> he presses his lips against mine
> close my eyes
> lasts a few seconds
> his hand still in my hair, holding me as we kiss
> he withdraws, reopen eyes
> my mouth is still open
> he smiles at me, then laughs to himself out of excitement
> his hand returns to my cheek, brushing his thumb back and forth through my facial hair
> breathing becomes relaxed
> he kisses me again
> feels so good
> withdrawal, followed by another kiss, then another
> his hand moves to my hip, under my t-shirt slightly
> can't tell if I'm comfortable with this
> still kissing
> feels so good
> he withdraws
> eskimo kisses me
> smile at each other
> "You're so handsome" he tells me
> I blush
> "Y-You too"
> yeah, I literally said that
> I was never this autistic with girls
> we admire each other in silence
> his hand is still on my hip
> do I put a limit on how far we go?
> I really like him, and think he really likes me
> he opened up to me, so he must like me
> think about the times I fucked on first dates and how it never worked out thereafter
> I don't even want to think about having sex
> it wouldn't be right
> he's too innocent and nice
> sit up
> "Sit up for me" I request
> he sits up
> place both my hands on either side of his head
> kiss him on the forehead
> he smiles gleefully
> "I really like you Senpai"
>>37002709
>>37002723
We're reaching critical levels of autism here
>in college (21)
>crush hard on a girl after meeting her 3 months ago
>seems like she likes me a lot
>try to take her on a date
>says she just broke up 2 months before and wasn't ready for anything like that
>I take it hard and don't talk to her for a week, then talking sparks back up
>last few months, talking/snapping, a couple of dates, seems like she really likes me
>I ask where we are a month ago and she says she's still trying to move on from her last relationship (I think it was like 3 years long)
>still talking and it seems like she's getting more and more into me but still nothing committal
>meanwhile the past semester I've turned down several opportunities for sex, and today some bitch has aggressively been trying to get me to come over
>I'm torn as hell, I really like the one girl but she hasn't "claimed" me yet
what's the right thing to do here? I haven't fucked since December and my dick is yelling
I'm 6'3, tall, jacked, and basically a sex object for girls but have really been looking for a steady relationship I can be happy with
I think I'm going to go wack it
>>37002788
also for reference I've been in terrible cognitive dissonance over staying invested in the one girl since back in my high school beta days I wasted about 3 years on a oneitis that never panned out
Obviously things aren't the same anymore but that angry/insecure guy is still inside of me
>>37000116
Wow you've never been on a date. Damn, you really think no girl has shown interest in you? I'm sure some have but you haven't noticed or just think they're being friendly.
I feel your pain though. I used to be scared of going out on dates and kissing grills but it is more natural now, I don't make as much of a deal out of it as I used to. I'm still a little intimidated by it a bit . But I'm at the point where I'm terrified of having sex or intimacy with someone. Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever be able to get over that.
I just want to smoke a blunt and forget all my troubles for a few hours
>>37002788
>>meanwhile the past semester I've turned down several opportunities for sex
for what fucking purpose you autismo
>been on one date (really more of a friend thing)
>made out with three girls
>fingerbanged one
>>37002831
I'm really not sure, haven't felt interested and the one girl's in the back of my mind. But now spring's back, heat is on, and my horniness has returned. I'm already kind of a sentimental type and the winter seasonal depression doesn't help.
>>37002723
IM GOING GHOST
>>37000238
Girlfriend I've been with for a year and a half now is in this situation. We're in an open relationship, partially so she can meet new guys if she wants, mostly so I can meet other women. She's got no interest in other guys, I have free reign to date other women, feels pretty good senpai.
>>37002861
>We're in an open relationship
>>37002817
not him, but I used to be fat and im not used to any attention
now im fit, for reference ive lost like 80lbs total. ive never had attention till I got fit. but I still doubt myself cause I dont think im good enough yet.
dysmorphia is a very real thing desu
>>37000689
Nigga you sound like Shinji Ikari. I swear to God every suicidal cuck on this site sounds, nay fucking quotes that kid.
If you haven't watched Eva, you might like it. It shows bitch-boy depression/ unsolved left over teen angst very realistically, especially for a chink cartoon.
>>37002788
The girl you are talking to is just playing you. Move on and get with one of the other women that are actually interested in you.
>>37002762
That stage was reached the moment I was conceived brah.
>>37002723
20/?
> "I like you a lot too" he replies
> we kiss again
> he wraps his arms round me
> his head on my chest again
> put my hand on the back of his head and caress him
> it feels so good
> take my hand away
> his head moves back, wondering if something is wrong
> proceed to lift my shirt off
> realise how big my shirt looks on him and how it dwarfs his smaller figure in width
> his eyes flicker up and down my body but he more or less continues to look at my face
> is he unimpressed?
> am I being autistic again?
> "D-Do I l-look okay?"
> "I care more for personality and facial appearance as opposed to body type, but you're beautiful" he replies
> blush
> he looks shy
> "It's okay, you don't have to take your shirt off" I tell him
> he hesitates
> part of me wants to see, but the other wants to respect his privacy
> watch him, waiting to see what happens
> he looks uncomfortable
> take hold of his hand and place it on my chest
> he looks up at me and smiles
> he takes his hand away and takes his t-shirt off
> he struggles to make eye contact with me
> I put my weight on him gently
> he falls back into his previous position, laid on his back
> I rest my head on his chest
> it feels right
> rub my head up and down, a bit like a cat showing affection
> so relaxed
> kiss his chest
> kiss his stomach
> feel myself throb as I draw nearer to hips
> remind myself I can't do this
> b-but it feels so good
> no homo
> notice his junk twitch as I kiss closer to it
> decide to kiss back up
> self-restrain myself
> stop at his chest and rest my head again
> kind of want to lick his nipples
> wtf is happening to me
> block out thoughts
> "Do you mind if I sleep on your chest?" I ask him
> "Not at all" he replies, seeming more relaxed
> remain there until I fall asleep
I can fast forward through everything since then if people want, so I can tell you what happened today, and now?
>>37002931
>I can fast forward through everything since then if people want, so I can tell you what happened today, and now?
yes
>>37002931
do whatever ur comfortable with, honestly. tell what u want to tell
>>37002723
>> "Y-You too"
>> yeah, I literally said that
>>37002971
>>37003005
I'll hurry this along as I want to sleep.
>>37002931
21/?
> wake up
> contemplate offering to shower together
> tell myself it's too soon, I want to wait, I want this to be as romantic as everything else
> I can't spoil it
> shower, get dressed
> go to cafe together (long story short, I asked him)
> sit and drink tea
> buy him and myself brunch
> spend almost all day sat in a cafe: people-watching, talking
> learn about his hobbies, general interests
> he seems really clever
> learn about problems he's experienced in the past
> really sad
> he seems mentally strong to have dealt with it and all survived
> want to hug him so bad but can't in the cafe because it's awkward
> want to stroke his face but scared
> realise I'm worried about my sexuality
> fuck it and do it anyway
> stop giving a fuck
> realise if he goes through all that shit and survives and I can't muster the courage to stroke his face, then I'm just a pussy
> he blushes
> we goes home
> we exchanged numbers
> messaging nonstop
> invited him to return tonight and stay the night again
> he says yes and came a few hours ago (currently sleeping)
> hung out together
>>37000116
>21 6'3" 235 no muscle
>was told overweight for bi-yearly heart check up and should use weight because of my condition
>cut out soda at first, then junk food, then portion control and finally watched calories
>fast forward 3 years (yes long time) 170 lbs
>TERRIFIED of gym because no gains and still kinda fat
>eventually work up nerve to go and continue going
>every day was hell for the first 4-5 months
>eventually started talking to people and felt comfortable
>people started to help with my shit form
>have seen huge progress in the past 4 months
>3 months ago started using tinder
>afraid to talk to girls, afraid to ask their number, afraid to meet them in person and afraid to ask them to come back to my place
>eventually lose virginity at 26
>eventually get a GF after realizing tinder is a terrible place to meet girls
fail until you succeed, if you faggots never try you'll get no where in life. we are all going to die so do it sooner than regretting
>>37003080
im gonna cry this is really sweet
>>37000116
I'm in the same boat as you m8, but I've resigned myself to dying alone at this point so it doesn't really matter any more.
The only times I'm saddened by it at all anymore are when I sink back into a generalized depression
>>37003080
22/?
> late in the evening
> climbs into bed with me
> he's the big spoon
> feels weird because I'm always the small spoon
> don't care
> feel him get a little hard
> no homo though
> ignore it, it's natural
> I get a little hard too
> what.jpg
> experiencing new feels
> "Do you want to listen to some music?" he asks me
> "Er, sure, what do you want?"
> he reaches over me and takes my laptop from my desk and searches YouTube
> puts some relaxing mellow music on, soothing
> return to spooning, his hand round my side, resting on my chest
> I never want this feel to end
> no homo
> "Do you like spending time with me?" he asks
> "Yeah, of course I do" I reply
> I want to tell him how amazing and awesome I think he is, but I want to refrain so I don't seem desperate
> "I mean, do you 'really' like spending time with me?"
> "I don't understand what you mean" I tell him
> I do, but want him to elaborate
> "You know, like...do you want to keep spending time together?"
> "...you mean, do I want to date you..?"
> heart rate intensifies
> ohshit.jpg
> "Y-Yeah" he says
> how do I accept with being desperate?
> try not to be an autist
> "S-Sure, I-I want to date you"
> a big smile appears on his face, it's contagious
> I smile back
> we kiss
> kissing continues
> tongues entwine
> junk throbs
> ohshit.jpg
> my hands on his thin, smooth body
> his hands on my husbando body
> I push him back
> sitting on his crotch, feel his junk throb
> look down at him, fists pressed into the mattress at either side of his head
> look into each other's eyes
>>37003084
>>eventually get a GF after realizing tinder is a terrible place to meet girls
Where did you meet her?
>>37003080
This is literally fake and gay. But anon you should find a real bf because you really are gay, you don't need to hide it anymore.
>>37003253
>go out on a morning Sunday walk
>see badass golden retriver coming up to me
>realize the girl was very cute
>ask for her number and if she wanted to get lunch
been going for a month and a half, first gf I've ever had
>>37003236
>> he's the big spoon
>> feels weird because I'm always the small spoon
>>37001101
>>37001354
>>37001482
>>37001640
>>37001849
>>37002033
>>37002234
>>37002354
>>37002455
>>37002543
>>37002723
>>37002931
>>37003080
>>37003236
>Tfw no gf
>bf instead
/fit/ claims another victim.
Hope you're happy though anon.
>>37003302
Can you greentext exactly how you initiated conversation and got her number? Thank you and congrats on the first gee eff
>>37003341
It probably went something like this
>saw big dog
>hot girl walking it
>came up to her, manliness throbbing in his pants
>she got wet the instant they looked each other in the eye
>then he woke up
>>37003254
> This is literally fake and gay.
I can even name the independent cafe we went to, and tell you how much the food and drink was. There's no need to buttflustered anon.
> you really are gay
I still find women attractive.
No need to be homophobic though brah.
That's not cool.
>>37003315
Oh yeah, that's a mistake. I'm usually the big spoon, so it's mistake. It's 3:34AM, give me a break bro.
>>37003326
I'm still a little bit of both:
> tfw no gf
> tfw no bf
But I'll wait and see how things develop.
>>37003236
23/23. Second Finale.
> "You're so beautiful" he tells me
> lean in and kiss him
> place hand on his chest
> my thumb glides back and forth across his nipple
> his lips part - they're obviously sensitive
> feel his junk throb against my ass more
> make out with him
> he's really twitching
> he grabs my butt
> all those squats and diddylifts
> t-thanks /fit/
> realise it's enough and need to stop
> withdraw lips
> rub nose against his and smile at him
> "You're adorable" I tell him
> he grin widens
> lay beside him
> kiss him on the cheek
> turn to my side as if it's natural
> become small spoon again
> he nuzzles his nose against the back of my neck and kisses it
> he's so sweet and cute
> tell myself it's a good job Sunday is a rest day
> feel him snuggle into me
> feelsgoodsenpai.jpg
> "Are you ready to sleep?"
> he coincidentally yawns "Yeah"
> he switches the lamp off
> we fall asleep spooning
I got too warm and now I'm on my laptop at my desk, writing all this. He's been asleep the entire time and still is, so I'm guessing he's a heavy sleeper. His classes probably resume tomorrow but he tells me he's just got independent study between now and his exams/assignment deadlines.
I've been with girls, but this doesn't even compare. I thought the whole 'gymbromo' shit was a joke. I know he's not exactly a /fitizen/, but damn /fit/, I really like him. All I want to do is hold him all the time and compliment him. I don't want to rush it.
>>37003493
The legacy continues
>>37003493
take a pic of him and a pic of you
>>37003530
>>37003493
DO IT
>>37000148
Wu-tang?..
Because it lets you go full cocoon tier and save up money or time to start your own business or get into a worthy career and by the time you're 35 you'll have enough to retire while your retarded married friends will be spending all of their time at minimum wage jobs, fighting with their shitty wives, and dealing with child support
>>37003525
Heaven, pls.
>>37003530
>>37003547
Why would I post a picture of the two of us, a picture that'll never disappear from the Internet, on a Singaporean marble-collecting and candle-making forum?
Anyway, he sleeping, it'd be creepy as fuck. We already know how autistic I am. Imagine if the flash wakes him. However, I want to surprise him for a date today and take him somewhere quiet, and bring a picnic basket and blanket with us, so we can sit and enjoy nature and chat and stuff like that. I'll see if I can get a selfie of us on my phone then, but he seems self-conscious about photos or being recorded (I tried to snapchat him at one point) but he always covers his face. I think it stems from his self-consciousness about his body, like when he was reluctant to take the t-shirt off.
>go out on like five or six dates with girl
>we always seem to have fun texting
>ask her what she wants out of this, she basically says she wants a relationship if I get along with her daughter (this was on Wed)
>send her a text with a weird joke on friday
>she replied more than a day later
>hasn't responded to a text from me today
Kill me. Man I suck at this. Life never seems to give me the benefit of the doubt
>>37003649
Put your dick in his mouth. Just surprise him that way.
>>37003660
Chill out man. It's pretty normal for women to take forever to message back. She's got a life, she's busy too. Figure out how to spend your time regardless. No need to fret over such trivial things.
>>37003649
Hey it's a slow night and I'm bored.
>>37000116
Don't worry OP I went to a concert last night and got rejected by 4 chicks, just gotta stay positive... Repress those feels.
>>37003660
Be patient.
Also, think of it like this dude:
If she's being this much of a ass to you, she's not worth your time.
Why would you want someone who treats you like that?
Fuck her.
>>37003681
Anon, pls.
I'm not sure how I feel about this.
I liked it was he was pressed up against my back, and when I was sat on him.
I don't think about it really, but liked the feel.
This is also why I don't want to rush.
I'll see how things go.
>>37003689
This 23-part story is going to get lost in the archives forever.
>>37003649
When are you going to fuck him breh?
>>37003705
Lel.
I don't know if I will.
Like I said, I feel like he's too innocent.
He's had more experience with guys than me.
But I've had loads more sex generally, than he has.
I haven't put much thought into it.
I just want to focus on the romance for now.
Maybe I'm a bottom.
I don't know brah.
>>37003703
It'll probably just feel like a girl doing it since he has done it so many times I'm assuming.
Just do it now and see what you're getting yourself into.
I'll screen cap this if you time stamp a pic of him sleeping.
>>37003703
I'm getting there with it.
>>37003754
>Maybe I'm a bottom.
Brah.
BRAH.
'nless you're POUNDING that sweet ass you are a fucking FAGGOT.
Heres what youre gonna do
>take him out on a romantic date
>end it at your place
>fuck him till he loses consciousness
>greentext it on /fit/
You understand?
>>37003602
no dawg,Mobb Deep
>have gf of long time
>shes out of town for ages, doesn't like to send nudes or do anything sexual over internet
>so much sexual frustration (fapping daily)
>on conversation app for people in nearby area
>get to talking to actual girl who wants to suck a dick for first time
>get into private chat, she sends nudes (6/10)
>3 day backed up semen floods brain
>literally shaking with tension and fear
>pick her up
>go to parking lot, talk, fool around
>she's virgin & muslim
>she starts rubbing my cock, im kissing her (she's terrible lol) and rubbing them big titties
>starts sucking cock, I'm already close
>cum so hard in her mouth, uncontrollable moaning
>she pulls out after a few squirts, some lands on tshirt
>post orgasm reality sets in, you just cheated on your gf. you're a terrible person
>we talk about stuff, she's never done anything sexual and was curious, she's a genuinely nice person
>I guilt the fuck out and tell her about gf and what a big mistake this is, she's nice about it, but a little disapproving
>drop her off, we both vow never to see each other again
>drive home semi yelling at myself that I'm a terrible person
>new Beyonce album tainted cause I'm the scum she's talking about
>get into bed, hope it was a dream
Brehs, I fucked up so bad. It's a weird state of guilt mixed with the desire to rationalise that it doesn't have to change anything with my gf if I can just accept it and move on. It's better that she never knows, right? I don't want to hurt her. Never thought I'd be that guy. Fuck.
>>37003814
scumbag, kys.
>>37003772
He was the top when he did it the first time.
I'm not rushing into it.
I care more about him as a whole, than what's in his boxer briefs.
>>37003789
Kek.
>>37003800
Anon, pls.
I LIKE the feel of his cock against my ass.
I can't explain it.
It's like when you see a jar of peanut butter and you want to get a spoon and eat it.
It's just good. That's all there is to it.
It felt so right when he grabbed it.
He might be smaller and weaker than I, but I like the idea of him being the top.
He's not alpha like I am, but he's confident and assertive and I like that.
I like his masculinity.
Anyway, I'll do whatever the fuck I want anon.
If I want his dick in me, then I'll be the same 6'5" man I am.
I don't give a shit what people think.
I want him to be mine and only mine.
>>37003814
>It's better that she never knows, right?
Your actions will speak louder than words anon. She'll be able to put 2 and 2 together.
Do right by her, it's the least you could do.
>>37003814
>It's better that she never knows, right?
We talk a lot of shit about women but if theres one thing they're good at its spotting a cheater.
You better tell her yourself because if she finds out on her own then you're done.
>>37003703
I feel like this is way too long based on how quickly she usually responds. It's possible but I doubt it.
But you're right. I'm looking at this the wrong way. My friend even told me this girl has some red flags, so even if she is doing this intentionally, then it's not a huge loss anyway.
>>37003860
>If I want his dick in me, then I'll be the same 6'5" man I am.
You can be a 7'11" 400 lb 5% bodyfat monster.
But if you take a dick in you then you mark yourself as a beta bitch. Not even your boyfriend will respect you.
>>37003900
> then it's not a huge loss anyway.
Anon, you're still looking at this wrong.
It's not a loss AT ALL.
Faggots like her don't deserve your time of day.
No doubt you were kind, polite and caring to her.
If she can't acknowledge that and treat with you respect then don't waste your time brah.
Don't forget you're awesome.
>>37003691
what band?
>>37003912
> But if you take a dick in you then you mark yourself as a beta bitch. Not even your boyfriend will respect you.
That's because you have a warped perspective of something you'll never personally engage in. The fact that he was respectful to the guy he slept with, who treated him like shit, is indicative of the fact he's caring. I'm no beta bitch, and you're just wanting to see this story have an ending that satisfies you, but we'll do whatever makes us happy anon. If that means I have a dick in my mouth and ass and like it, then so be it, that's the way things will be. I want him to be happy, and I want to be there for him, and want the same back.
That's more than many of the kissless permavirgins who inhabit this board with their woes of turning into wizards.
>New qt3.14 girl at work
>Always eye-ing me
>She add me on facebook after a week
>Always messaging back and forth, always flirty
>She's a socially akward qt3.14, doesn't have the look of a girl who had many boys in her life
>Later learn from a friend of hers that she only ever had one boyfriend and it was like, last year
>Eventually end up at her place one evening because she needed a pair of strong arms to move stuff
>Took it as an occasion to see her outside of work
>It ended up she showed me dancing weeaboo videos she made on youtube
>Fastforward some weeks
>Start pursuing her because hey, she's a qt
>Since I started showing interest, she lost all interest in me
>She even started being bitchy toward me with some snide remarks or some random derogatory comments
>Doesn't seem like some kind-hearted teasing because she's really taking any opportunity to do that
>Then again, I teased her fairly well myself because that's the only way I know how to talk to women now
>I probably fucked it up because I have trust issues and can't fantom a girl being into me
>Haven't had a single fuck since I got /fit/
>I might be 6'8" DYEL 220pounds, but hey at least I'm not fatty mcfatfuck 270 pounds
Sometimes I depress and try to understand what I am doing wrong because when I was fat at least I used to get laid.
>>37003916
Thanks m8. I hear you.
>>37003814
post dem nudes son
>>37003937
>I'm no beta bitch
>If that means I have a dick in my mouth and ass and like it, then so be it, that's the way things will be.
You're not from Sweden are you?
>>37000116
>>tfw 22 and still have never had a girlfriend or been on a date
>>tfw no girl is excited or interested in you
>>tfw you will never know what it feels like to be the first guy a girl ever falls in love with
>>tfw no girl is ever going to start smiling from seeing a text from you
>What's the point anymore
OP, your gains are not just for show. You learned discipline. Take that discipline and apply it to an after work activity such as volunteering or bettering your mind. Show up to a charity or volunteer event, peacock yourself off by lifting those "heavy" boxes, and I guarantee you'll get some tail. But know this, that tail will not be lean. Just enjoy what you can get. A hungry man cannot be picky.
>>37003937
are you going to tell your parents and friends?
>2016
>being asexual
Go see a doctor OP and all the other virgins ITT.
>>37003968
He won't cos it's a fanfic.
>>37004109
>/fit/fic
>>37002788
are you living my life? Cause I am in the exact same boat m8
>>37002347
>One stopped responding to me after I wrote her a joke song about the date.
Bitches, man. How can they not see that that's hilarious.
>>37004367
>Bitches, man. How can they not see that that's hilarious.
No you should have seen the full post he made a while back, gotta admit it was pretty cringy.
We've all been there though
>>37000116
>tfw will be 25 year old kissless virgin in 2 months
ive realized not many people care but fuck it feels bad
>>37002709
>Anon, you know we'd still love you if you were gay, right?
I've had two different relatives pull me aside and say this.
>>37004424
Dude that's the next thing I'm gonna hear.
That or I'm gonna commit to never dating anyone.
>>37003493
damn anon, that made me smile
hope you guys enjoy what you have
>can't get to sleep because of normie urges to finally attempt to get a gf
>think about what it would be like to get a gf and fuck
>open computer and jerk off
>all normie urges gone, mind at peace
>log onto /fit/ and look for appropriate thread to post in
>make a post
>go back to sle
>>37000116
>tfw 22 and all the opposite of you
>mom has told me she wants grandchildren someday
>don't want kids
>even if I wanted them it would be hopeless since I'm a KV
>mom knows this without me even telling her since she told me I could invite a girl over any time I wanted
>yet my mom still clings on to the non-existant chance that I'll get married and start a family
>>37000116
you know whats worse than never having any of it?
having it all then the girl fucking some one else behind your back
having the woman you love more than anything not want to hold your hand because she feels distant to you
you trying your hardest to better yourself and the relationship
clinging on to it as it slips through your fingers because she just doesn't want to be with you
no matter how strong i was
no matter how big i was
i still couldnt force her to stay
makes it worse the guy she left me for was a fuckng twink pussy boi
good fucking riddance
and you
just because you're too much of a pussy faggot to approach a girl you sit here and cry
go meet one
so she can eventually fuck you over as well
gfs are a meme guys she'll just steal your gains.
Lol OP badluck mate
Should I text her right now lads
>>37000116
There wasn't a point in the first place. All women are crazy and by having one in your life you become a victim of their insanity.
Honestly anon, the best way I've found to keep myself happy is to keep the world at shouting distance.
I minimize as much human interaction as possible. I've found I don't need it. There are much better ways to spend my time and talking is not one of them.
Hell, if you start talking to me randomly, I immediately assume you have an ulterior motive and shut the conversation down.
>>37004384
Next cute girl you see, regardless of where you see them you're going to go right up to her and flirt with her and then get her number. Come back and ask for advice once you succeed.
>>37001508
This desu and i'm not even gay
>>37001011
>you're going to die and not remember a thing
Thanks for this post anon
>>37001040
same bro, don't worry he was probably just baiting, I've heard from others you get a few matches per hundred if you're lucky and model tier anyway
>>37000116
just go live innawoods
>>37000413
It does get better in the sense that you either accept your fate or kill yourself
>>37003960
Good.
>>37003986
You sound like an effeminate fuck who's cared of his own opinions.
At least I take ownership of mine and don't bow down to bitches like you.
>>37005806
Thanks anon.
>>37003955
>dating a co-worker
You sad, desperate little man
OP I don't know maybe you're a better person than I but I had a girlfriend and dates before and totally bombed it. I always thought I'd have to get /fit/ before I could love and admittedly asked a few girls out as a joke. Yes I was a big kid throughout my youth but that never stopped a girl from saying "Yes" when I asked if they would go out with me and they had certain expectations. I let my mental issues get in the way of things and I didn't try as hard. Although i wasn't lifting at the time it certainly wouldn't have helped.
Through out each iteration I couldn't shake the feeling that there was something wrong and now i know it was never anything they could say, feel, or do. It was me. You're saying the same things I did, that the end result was just having a girlfriend and not how you feel or how to make them happy.
Do you have friends? friends before hand and learn how to make them laugh. Everyone loves to laugh and friends are the No. 1 surefire way of meeting girls and No.2 at keeping a relationship stronk.
tl;dr: just bee yourself, lifting doesn't cure asshole
>>37000116
As you say at 22, it is extremely unlikely to find a grill who hasnt fallen in love with someone else before who isnt a complete sociopath. Its a bitter pill to swallow, but don't let it get you down senpai
I've never even been with a girl who seemed truly happy to be with me. Like I'm the only one getting butterflies in my stomach and they are just there to be nice or something.
>>37008808
It's impossible, I was already "falling in love" in elementary school
