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Cheating Frauds General
random boners edition*
prev >34885404
tinygirl plz
Only just got here
We in this thread?
>>34893008
indeed
>>34893008
Ayy
>>34892968
can't wait to start pinning so i can officially belong to this group.
>>34893041
we'll be patiently waiting
>>34893041
>One of us
steroids are for manlet faggots
Hmm, do I want 16 g of CoQ10 or 320 g of alcohol (franzia cabernet sauvignon)? Same price. The CoQ will certainly last longer.
Does Ben & Jerry's 100% kosher ice cream have hidden gains properties? 2000 kcal a pint, I crave it.
>>34893041
Will you become a name friend too?
It's weird that thinking about becoming a trip is taking more of my time than my gf
>>34893135
Halo top ice cream is 240 cals a pint and tastes pretty damn good. Way better than that Arctic whatever shit. Only available at whole foods that I know of.
>>34893174
maybe, but i dont think i'll be that "special" . we'll see.
>>34893216
Don't talk about yourself like that bby you're special to me
>>34893275
already luv u guise no homo <3
Is eroids still a good place to get my shit
>>34893293
If you wanna pay a lot.
Even then, not really.
>>34893310
well you faggots never give sources so it's my only place
>>34893335
Coincidentally I just became a source if you're USA.
rusty.shack at protonmail
>>34893348
Who the fuck are you, am I missing something or are you a new trip
>>34893184
hnnng jailbait ass, why you do this?
>>34893335
Because mods ban for giving sources
>>34893361
turk is resident uber-degenerate
>>34893361
>not knowing Turk
>been here 5 minutes
Cmon guy, it's okay to be new, we all were once
>>34893383
>resident uber-degenerate
Says the homo fuckboi :^)
>>34893385
No even bro I have never seen that name
>>34893181
i was getting it at fresh n easy until they closed down all their stores here
>>34893398
trust me, tiny 2.0, he's way worse(better) than i could ever hope to be
>>34893310
This. It's reliable, but you'll get overpriced and underdosed shit.
>>34893361
turk's one of the old-fags. A rare and dying breed.
>>34893415
I been here for years not in /fraud/ but on fit yeah don't remember the name but then again I do shoot drugs up my ass so I'm not the best with the memory
>>34893400
Your newfag is showing
>>34893400
>not spending every waking second in fraud threads
It's like you don't want to be one of us
>>34893404
kek
such a glorious title to hold, most degenerate among the degenerates
>>34893436
>>34893440
>>34893436
Thinking you trips have done anything memorable
>>34893474
>lying to look cool for lowest tier internet degenerates
>>34893485
>implying im not also a degenerate
Oh yeah I forgot I hadn't told you guys what happened with the gf!
>recap for those who weren't here or forgot because you don't care
Get a message at work, pic related
She found my dbol
It's in the same cupboard as all my vials and needles
Played it off and decided to talk to her at home
When she got home had a chat with her, said I'm obviously on steroids etc
She hadn't even realized any of the stuff in the cupboard was roids
She basically saw it and didn't snoop because she respects my privacy lol
Anyways told her I was doing it and was gonna keep doing it, that I'm not an idiot and am being safe about my health with it.
Explained how it helped with my autism so much and makes working out more rewarding.
She says she's shocked and confused but doesn't really have an opinion on it because she doesn't know anything about roids
>Tl;dr my gf found my roids and doesn't really care
>>34893508
riveting
>>34893474
Nawww he got upset because he revealed himself as being new
Like I said, it's okay, everyone is new at some point and it isn't a big deal
Just don't carry on about it and you'll be fine buddy
>>34893508
Good shit my x didn't approve but I did them anyways.
Good thing she approves one less thing to fight about
>>34893508
Tell her is mdma
When the fuck did you get a gf lol
Haven't been around...
>>34893508
Nah bro she's gonna stew on this for about a week and then she's gonna dump your ass man I've seen it before
>>34893348
Well I am in the USA...Rusty.
500mg test e with 250mg tren e
vs
750 test e
What would you choose and why?
>>34893516
I know right
It could be a john green novel it's so good
>>34893520
Yeah I hid it for a while cuz obviously telling women almost always leads to trouble
>>34893521
An anon said that too
Literally never touched drugs in my life and everyone knows it, so it'd seem a bit weird for her to find that lol
A while ago, didn't tell fraud for a while either
>>34893526
If she does dump me for it, it's okay
I'll obviously be upset, but if something like that is too much I'd rather have it end now and not in a year.
She said she's annoyed I didn't tell her, so far has expressed no negative opinions towards me doing it
>>34893552
My gf has watched me inject
>>34893508
>She found my dbol
>Said I'm obviously on steroids etc
>She hadn't even realized
>>34893552
When did you get a GF?
also these anadrol pumps ridiculous
>>34892968
what accessories should i add in to 5/3/1 Big But Boring? all it has is squats, deadlifts, rows, chinups, bench, curls, facepulls, and tricep pushdowns
>>34893582
Do something for chest
>>34893569
Glad I'm not the only one that caught that .
But to be fair people that don't roid have 0 idea what someone who roids looks like
I had someone ask me if Brad Castleberry was natty
>>34893561
Yeah I dunno if I'll go that far, but I'm certainly not hiding it anymore lol
>>34893569
Yeah haha she obviously thought they were pingers
I thought she would have picked up the vials of tren and test and realized I had a cupboard with steroids in it
Apparently she saw them and didn't even think about it because she didn't want to snoop
I'm chalking this up to her being fucking awesome cuz she literally had something suspicious in front of her and went "eh, he'll tell me when he's ready"
>>34893574
Erm like 2 months ago
Maybe a little bit more
>>34893604
Post a picture of her to verify your story
>>34893593
My friend was insisting John Cena wasn't on roids because the WWE does drug tests
>>34893588
i forgot to say that i plan on cycling onto creatine and beta alanine for the 3 months i'm going to do it for
hi guys i quit using roids a year ago. was on stuff like test e and tren a. it made my body look amazing, but it also made me really sexually weird (rubbing off to animals, poop, and other abnormal stuff), and it made me angry at my parents all the time for no reason.
what bothered me the most was it made my face huge, square, and ugly. i am actually a model training to be an actor so i need my slim face with high visible cheekbones. what should i take to maintain that?
>>34893617
Creatine... it's like you want to die
Just cruise on test and stay natty
>>34893593
>But to be fair people that don't roid have 0 idea what someone who roids looks like
no indeed, my family thinks i'am natty.
they think if you use steroids you will look like ronnie coleman, instantly. oh man that ignorance.
>>34893604
You have overcome your fear. Good job
>>34893614
Yeah they do drug tests to make sure you are on roids lol
>>34893561
I don't think I could resist the urge to pretend to have a seizure after injecting. Just to see what gf would do.
>>34893634
I've actually been asked twice before if I was on steroids.
Both times I was natty and just eating everything in sight.
>>34893634
Yeah they think one cycle or one blast and you are IFBB ready
>>34893674
shoutouts to mastest
>>34893625
sounds like you should fit in here just fine, friend
>>34893625
Yeah everything checks out here.
I don't see what the problem is
>>34893665
One time I injected tren and must have nicked a vein or something because I get pretty bad tren cough while she was watching. She freaked out p bad. I should do that though.
how much b6 should i take?
200mg deca/week
was thngking like 200mg a day
i was reading that when on roids, your body stops producing progesterone. also progesterone "stops" thc's effect to some degree. meaning if you're on roids and take marijuana you'll get a super high. can anyone confirm?
also lack of progesterone over time can make you more dumb, truth?
>>34893610
Nah I ain't silly
This town is so small I know for a fact there are a couple of anons on here who know me
>>34893634
Well the fear was she would flip
So far it seems she hasn't flipped and might not be
>>34893756
Fuck tren cough
I was mad the first time I did that
>>34893835
Dunno, natty here and about to go smoke some cheap hash.
Helpful, I know.
>>34893850
such a stoner response
damn hippy
Is it a generally accepted principle that the smaller you are the quicker you will gain weight, as if your body is trying to get to a particular weight?
>>34893848
>Fuck tren cough
tfw wanna take tren but fear of tren cough takes me away
coughing a lot will reinjure my chest.
>>34893665
Fuck. Since posting this:
>A older fat guy approaches desk
>Having chest pain asks for an ambulance
>call 911
>Ambulance arrives
>paramedics carry fatman away.
>Whole thing takes like 20min
This is the best incentive to do more cardio I've ever had. Kinda wanna go for a jog right now.
>>34893885
Small people gain weight quicker because their body doesn't need many calories for maintenance.
>>34893756
I get Tren cough every time
>>34889513
>> ignore that autism/alopecia/malaise/etc is linked with low IGF-1
are you saying if i take peptides then my autism will be cured and i won't stop losing hair?
>>34893885
The smaller you are the lesser you weigh, so you have to eat less. The bigger you are the more you have to eat to gain weight.
Smaller people tent to look bigger because the muscle look al lot more compact
>>34893909
Do you lubricate the needle?
for natties alcohol lowers protein synthesis (this is a fact)
is protein synthesis lowered if you're injecting testosterone too and drink alcohol?
>>34893886
4th week of 700mg tren e/wk. Still no tren-cough. I'm still pretty sure it's under-dosed. If it wasn't for trensomnia/lethargy I'd think it was bunk.
>>34893885
I don't think you do gain weight quicker. But a 15lbs difference is huge on a 5'3" guy and barely noticeable on somebody who's 6'6".
>>34893946
tren e is generally weaker then tren a. grats on no tren cough, means you can pin without hitting a vein.
tfw i would hit all the veins
>>34893908
>>34893918
>>34893946
What I'm saying is that I could put on 10lbs of relatively lean muscle in 2 months if I started out as a skelly, but my gains wouldn't be as lean if I started out weighing more.
On a smaller person does the body prioritize/favor muscle growth over fat growth, or is a smaller person likely at a low BF% and therefore the fat gains less noticeable?
>>34893886
It only happens like 1/100 times for me. Most of the time it's really faint.
>>34893905
It's boring at first, but you will get faster/better.
>>34893625
Keep low estrogen, inflammation, and obviously body fat. Never crush your estrogen. Sodium, potassium, and water balance is important, too.
Use low doses and you shouldn't have a problem. Keep test low so you don't retain water from it. Masteron(if not prone to hair loss), Equipoise, and NPP. You can quickly take out NPP and lose the water since it's a short ester. And it doesn't really hold much water anyway. NPP will be your mass gainer.
So did another wave of trips die?
Does anyone on fraud use a PO box to get their gear? Is this a safe way to get gear?
>>34893886
Only happens if you get oil in your vein
I could always tell when the cough was coming because of the pain of hitting a blood vessel
just gotta try remember where the blood is and avoid pinning there
>>34894048
It's less safe in theory.
>>34894048
yes
>>34894070
i go to a small po with like 1k boxes. i've received mail that didn't belong to me and when i was returning it some guy was also returning a package that he got that belonged to someone else.
>>34894041
>vegan
>eating fake meat
s m h
how is your cut? what bf% ?
>>34894041
Is pic related your cutting diet?
>>34894070
>it's less safe in theory
can you elaborate?
I'm not trying to get cuffed.
>>34894070
This.
Just get it shipped to your house.
Cops have to do a controlled delivery so unless you accept the package (which you should never opt for a sig required) then you're safe.
Believe it or not the DEA has much more important things to deal with then a couple of vials and orals.
>>34894041
How expensive is organic rice protein? How's it taste?
>>34893485
Implying I look cool
I'm on week 5 of test c 600/week and var ED
Want to add something will pin the first thing suggested
>>34894159
Bleach
>>34894102
Yeah, I decided not to post it but forgot I already uploaded it...
>>34894084
Hey I just wanted to try it. It's good though. Honestly it's better than real chicken. Mid-teens. Ended up gaining some keepable muscle and losing no fat on tren recomp.
>>34894173
rip anon
>>34894159
Is this even a question?
Mast p of course brohan
>>34894142
It's pure white rice protein, there's really no flavor. It's from truenutrition. About $10/pound. Add stevia, cinnamon, and a vanilla extract to it to make it taste decent. Mix with nut milk and it's almost like a dessert. But don't expect too much.
what was the very first time you realized 2dqts are superior to 3d pig dogs in every way?
>>34894217
I'll have to look into it. Lactose intolerant, dontchaknow.
>>34894201
Word I got some mast lying around
I am going to start my first cycle in a few days, after I finish my midterms. I will be using 40mg of dbol ed for the first 4-5 weeks, and 310mg test e 2x/wk for 12 weeks.
Firstly, is this cycle good for a beginner? The sides don't sound too terrible, and the doses seem pretty average compared to the cycles of others.
Secondly, how much should I be eating? I have had people tell me that my current diet is fine (~3700calories), but others say that I should eat a minimum of 5000 calories.
Lastly, would it be worth using Winstrol during the last few weeks? I don't really want to go overboard on my first cycle, but I have had people tell me that it helps begin the spring cut very well.
>>34894237
i feel safer with you around anon.
>>34894275
I'd use less dbol. If it's legit you don't need near that much. I only take 25mg and get great results.
I'd up the test to 500mg a week as well
>>34894298
It is 625mg/wk, but it is taken in two 1.25CC/312.5mg shots.
>>34894294
you shouldn't. part of me is the nicest guy you'll ever meet, and the other?
well that other part is a sick, twisted fucking psychopath
in4 going to court today and NOT getting taken to jail in the middle of my test/NPP blast
>>34894313
Yeah I noticed that and figured you'd correct me before I could correct it kek
Maybe start at 500mg per week and up it if necessary. Just to access if you get sides first. I front loaded a gram my first cycle and had to take nolva for itchy nips. When I dipped down to 500mg it didn't bother me. Your choice though. As long as you have nolva and asin or adex on hand you're g2g
>>34893181
>tfw nearest store is 20 miles away across a toll bridge in a city i hate
i'll stick to the shit arctic zero sold 5 min away
>>34894327
might want to store your PCT in your ass just in case
>>34894333
Is it necessary at all to use Arimidex during the main portion of the cycle to help with sides? I see a lot of steroid forums recommend it, but from what I see, the sides from my cycle wouldn't be that noticeable.
>>34894141
My parents would find it lol.
inb4 loser that lives with mom and pa.
whats so wrong with a PO box?
>>34894360
Nothing necessarily wrong.
I would just be sketched picking up in a public place then transporting it back to my residence.
>>34894360
you can stealth it for a few more bucks, alot of domestic sawses do this.
>>34894358
I like to run it but it's your call.
Definitely have nolva on hand so you can stop sides until you can access an ai if you need to.
More preferably have the ai already on hand but I understand not wanting to drop dollars on stuff you don't need.
I just really don't want bitch tits so I'm willing to pay fifty bucks to prevent it lol
Really hard to differentiate gyno paranoia from actual gyno so I run the ai to keep my mind at ease
>>34894382
whatcha mean stealth it? never ordered this shit before obviously.
>>34894386
So would I use Nolva at the same dose I would use during PCT (20-40mg), or lower, at 10-20mg?
>>34894400
20mg a day does the trick for most
You might have no sides at all and not need it. Its just be better to be prepared than freaking out and overnighting shit imo
>>34893508
The way I went about it with my ex grill friend was I'd joke about it for a little bit and then I was like no seriously I'm on gear and then just showed her all the shit. She just got used to the joking around that it wasn't so hard for her to understand I guess. Hopefully your girl stays sweet with it though it's definitely a good trait
>>34893508
normies disgust me with their ignorance. women especially
BTW
Mon:
Squat 5/3/1 scheme
Deadlift 5x10 @ 50/60/70% (increase each month)
Hanging leg raise 5x10
Quad Extension 3x10
Cable Crunch 3x10
Calf Raise 3x10
Tue:
Bench 5/3/1 scheme
DB Row 5x10
EZBar Curl 3x10
Tricep Pushdown 3x10
Facepull 3x10
Chest Fly 3x10
Wed: Swim
Thr:
Deadlift 5/3/1 scheme
Squat 5x10 @ 50/60/70% (increase each month)
Hanging leg raise (abs) 5x10
Leg Curl 3x10
Cable Crunch 3x10
Calf Raise 3x10
Fri:
Chinup 5/3/1 scheme
OHP 5x10
EZBar Curl 3x10
Tricep Pushdown 3x10
Facepull 3x10
Closegrip Lat PD 3x10
Sat: Lifeguard training
Sun: Rest
This look good for 3 month creatine and beta alanine cycle or am i missing anything?
>>34894444
My roommate keeps making jokes about steroids, because I lift. I don't think he actually thinks I roid.
I usually leave my door open and my current vials of test&tren are hanging out on my mini-fridge, next to a cardboard box full of pins. lol
>>34894462
>Rest
>>34894495
i've always thought nattied needed at least 1 rest day a week like mike o hearn does
Im lifting to Elvis lately brehs.
Am I gonna make it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBmAPYkPeYU
Guys I took roids for the first time and my balls are small and it looks like I only have one teste. Wtf is happening.
>>34894490
Why are they in your fridge?
My little brother (16) just found out he has semi-low test (400ng/dl). He eats well, trains well and has been doing so with me for the past months, although he has gained barely anything since the noob gains, despite me watching him closely.
He's a careful lad and I think he can handle roids, but what are the effects on taking them too early? Don't say that he's too young to make the decision because I am making it for him.
>>34894629
Keep my oil cold like my soul bro
>>34894360
Opening a PO box just to receive one package is about as suspicious as it gets for domestic orders. In terms of pure numbers, the chances of you getting caught or anything are still low, just not as astronomically low as ordering to your house.
>>34894606
>took roids one time
>balls shrunk
Nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8
>>34894142
Cheap. Digests well. Tastes not well.
50% rice, 25% whey isolate, 25% micellar casein is bae for digestion. I just got some and I think it's my new standard.
TFW overcooked chicken
>>34894237
Truth
>>34894657
what if i purchase a plastic pussy first?
>>34894360
You have any friends who could accept it for you?
Pay them like $20 for having it go to their house.
I'd do it for a gym bro
>>34894629
On top of. Also it's not turned on, so it's more like an awkwardly shaped cupboard/night stand.
>>34894645
Iirc increased test and estrogen (which test converts too) speed up the closure of growth plates. So if he jumps on now, he's getting gains now for height. Although, I think the effects can be mitigated by ai/not using roids that aromatize.
Other then that, just the normal health side effects of roiding.
>>34894709
DEA is cracking down on plastic pussies. Big risk.
>>34892968
i'm nearing the end of my test only cycle, on my last vial. i can get a cheap vial of tren (not sure if ace or enan) off my mate do you think it's worth it to do a single vial alongside my current test which is stable in my system atm or is it just a waste doing a single vial. i planned to dose 75mg every 3rd day.
>>34894736
A waste imo.
If it's a good deal though get it and save it for your next run :D
>>34894736
If it's ace you'd need to do that eod. Probably not gonna make much difference either way. If it's cheap get it though.
>>34894750
my thinking was if im going to do another cycle it wont be for a few months till i save up and go for a stack of tren + test and something else, maybe mast. then i'd need all the ancillaries again etc. might not be much to some but i got too much shit to finance within the coming months. so if i got this vial now i dont think id resist saving it for half a year.
>>34894645
i think i know this ass. does this girl live in north carolina?
>>34894769
is ace really that fast acting that you need to pin eod? so if i was doing it with prop i'd pin both every 2nd day?
>>34894798
Ace I would pin ED optimally. It's pretty fucking short. Some people can't do it any other way. Eod for prop and ace at the longest
>>34894809
so do you pin before the gym? the pip starting out must be awful with work out with
My titties are getting fucked up
Had one of the guys on my team ask me why my nipples were sticking out so much today
I'm scared they'll know
Also wheelchair girl wants my body and cheer partner girl winked at me twice today I think she wants my body too. And no pip or even anything noticable so far on this quad injection from 12 hours ago I'm excited.
But the nipples are out of control and one is clearly bigger than the other. Thought I was lactating today but idk what the fuck was going on cause my nips aren't leaky at all.
Life is suffering/great today
>>34894722
You.
I invested in a cock ring thanks to your advice a week or so ago.
Its coming tomorrow, will post results
>>34894879
Take AI and stop touching your nips
Could do nolva too but it interferes with adex
>>34894898
It's so hard not to touch the nips breh. I'm gonna bump up to 25mg asin ed + nolva until my letro gets here
>in two fucking weeks
God dammit takky
>>34894462
As a non-roider: why are you doing back biceps chest and triceps in the same day? Why not just split the muscle groups for each day if you plan to go more than 3 times a week e.g mon: chest tris, tues: back bis, wed: shoulders, thur: legs, fri: whatever
>>34894934
Ugl asin?
Letro is no fun.
>>34894934
>letro already
I think you're overreacting bro
Should be fine with the nolva in there
12.5mg of each eod wrecked my shit on 900test/eq
Who else here gains monster?
>>34894959
Bought Xtane
Shit was like 40$ for a 30ct
I shelled out extra for pharma for the sole purpose of NOT getting titties bigger than my ex gf
>>34894969
Doing 500mg test E and like 60mg dbol. I'm fairly lean but this shit aromatizes so much more than I expected
>>34894975
in the gym today i was afraid to bench anything higher than 130kg cus a few guys i knew in there were looking and i know they're suspicious how my lifts have went up so fast. i told them it was the first time i got 130kg today when in reality i could've got 140 maybe even 145 on the bar no problem.
my lifts go up every few days i can't help it. i'm a gains monster.
>>34894941
natties only get 48 hours of elevated protein synthesis after hitting a muscle group
How long before the work out to take my dbol? Also what time do you guys use tudca?
>>34894991
pls ur overreacting. take .25mg of adex ED. i had some horrible sides with too much water retention with dbol ever since itook the AI it went away.
>>34895017
I got a big ass lump in my left nipple man. I'm freaking out and my nips hurt brehs
>>34895014
that doesnt explain why you hit 2 muscle groups in the same day like chest and back exercises in the same day?
>>34894991
That's a lot of dbol
Upping your as in is sound
>>34895004
Tell them you're eating alot
>>34895026
go for the letro for peace of mind then, and by peace of mind i mean the complete absence of a mind. letro will make you feel like shit mentally.
>>34895030
Gonna drop back to 40mg now
>>34895039
Don't make fun of me I'm retarded. I also currently have womanlike hormones which I believe cause me to act irrationally
>>34894975
Genuinely laughed at that
>>34895060
not making fun of u brah just letting you know letro will nuke your estro from orbit and with that comes side effects. go for it if you're worried about the lump it's better than gambling on it going away with adex i guess. i dont think adex works past a certain point, rather you have to be proactive with it
Anyone know a legit place to get accutance on the clear net i cba going through all the motions of bitcoin or western union to buy it.
>>34895081
It's ruining my physique
I cannot feel good about myself regardless of hormone status if I have 3 inch nipples
I'm just scared man. I'd rather feel like ass for two weeks and then not have huge nips than fuck around and still have this shit for a month
can someone explain to me the rationality behind taking AI after experiencing estrogen sides, but then not lowering your dose? why not just take less of the compound that is aromatizing because you're taking more than your body can absorb?
>>34895110
just up the asin like you said til you find a dose that controls your nips
u'll be fine bb
>>34895121
wtf kind of question is this
the whole point is taking things at supra-physiological doses to increase beyond want is naturally doable and what your body is programmed to be. test will automatize at any dose above your normal level of testoserone. if you lowered the dose you'd be lower it until you stopped taking it altogether.
>>34894845
Before bed
>>34895121
>because you're taking more than your body can absorb?
That's not how it works and that's why.
>>34895097
Indian pharmacies
>>34895139
sounds like broscience to me but go ahead
>>34895137
Thanks breh
>>34895145
yea but what ones are legit
>>34895071
>>34895004
Just tell them that you reset your noob gains ;)
>>34894880
>will post results
N-no homo.
I really like them. You might wanna get more then one, they're not really one size-ftis all, and the sizes differ depending on whether or not the bore before or after your balls. Unless it's one of those neato adjustable ones, I've never tired one of those.
>>34894645
Stunted growth
Do any of yall use tne?
>>34894879
Tfw you'll be able to rub reach other's boobs. Hopefully you wont roid punch the shit out of wheelchair girl if starts messing with your nipples. kek
>>34894645
Why not get him on some daa and Taurine for a natural boost and see what that does in the mean time?
Maybe little bro is a late bloomer. How fast does puberty kick in for other men in the family? Fucking up his hormones and making a manlet would be a fucked up thing to do. Also, I how he's not fat ass. If so make him lose weight first at least.
> have to grow a plant for 8 days and and sketch the germination
> due in 4 days, haven't started
I should give them some Test, right?
>>34895507
What's with the sloots king mossad?
Thought you were all about dem QTs
Waiting to get my hair cut
Fucking bored and probably long ass wait to see my guy
Need entertainment fraud
>>34895665
Sudoku, or if you're a fan of turn based strategy, then play Age of Strategy. It's a free turn based game. Very fun and for android/ios
>>34895665
Dungeon crawl: stone soup has an android app I know. It's pretty fun if you're into roguelikes
>>34895714
Anything like Zenonia?
>>34895704
>>34895714
I enjoy having battery on my phone though
So mobile games are a no
>>34895728
Not sure what that is
>>34895741
I don't think dungeon crawl is too intensive. Probably less than 4chan 2bh
>>34895765
kek 4chin is pretty poorly coded
It probably forces pings constantly and drains battery
>getting drunk as fuck 2 nights in a row while on 60 dbol
>no sides at all
Am I killing myself or are the liver sides just overblown af? I thought I'd be super hungover or something but if anything, because of the extra bulking calories, I'm less hungover than when I was cutting.
I guess liver damage isn't noticeable until I'm dying in a few years kek
>>34895546
On the workstation, usually shitpost on phone. Not much SFW stuff on here.
>>34895788
No dark cloudy piss, jaundice or lethargy? You'll be fine
>>34895788
Yeh you probably fucking yourself up a lil bit. I imagine it's not good for you but probably needs more than 2 nights to totally fuck your shit up
>>34895788
2 nights?
Holly shit anon you're gonna die
Nah you'll be right m8
It's only 2 nights
>>34895799
Nope. Kinda dark in the AM but that's pretty normal after drinking. It's fine throughout the day.
>>34895801
>>34895819
Oops not anon. Hi fellers.
Cheerhomo. First, how's your smooth bubble butt. Second, how's your cycle treating you?
>>34895801
>>34895819
Dbol is mild as fuck on the liver
I think i remember alb or dhb saying you could run it year round at a moderate dose with no issues
>tfw newly reformed natty reading this thread
>>34895904
How's that feel? Sad? Regretful?
I was gonna cycle this round but I love it so much I might turn to the dark side.
>>34895904
How natty are you now?
>>34896036
How much do I need to fraud to be inside of her?
>>34895845
Ass feels nice again and didn't end up needing to go to hospital or any shit.
My nips are puffy tho. Gettin fucked up off estro lol
>>34896087
None at all because she's average?
>>34895864
unless you're me and get sick after 3 weeks of 40mg ed
cialis just came in
dick is functioning extremely well after a couple months of cruising. curious to see what sort of apocalyptic boners i can generate with this stuff now
>>34894657
>tfw open up po box 4 months ago
>receive only 4 packages
>all roids
probably going to have to clear my po of all the junk mail soon.
>>34892968
I'll have 1 boner please. No cheese.
>>34896102
What's your AI look like man? You sure you aren't just being paranoid like your butt? I think I started around same time as you and only doing .25mg adex EoD and I'm fine. And I started fatter than you
>>34895967
Its bad feels, I think I'm in mourning
All those gains I won't be making
All those good feels that I no longer feel
Gonna be at least a year before I can hop back on
>>34896036
I'm mad natty bro
>>34896133
>tfw you will never put cayenne pepper in your asshole to create mucus allowing mostlyhomo to fuck you raw without having to use any lube.
why even live brahs.
>>34893508
>she's shocked and confused
>because I'm certified dyel
>>34896235
You can coax your anus to into creating mucus? or are you saying that is impossible?
>>34896382
Your ass already produces mucus to hep your asshole not tear when you take a massive shit.
It was a joke your nose runs when you eat hot food
So how many tripfags does it take to keep a thread going?
>>34896087
Only nattys allowed inside
>>34896382
test it out breh
>>34896521
Depends on the tripfag I suppose.
>>34896613
What's in your supplement stack?
>>34896563
I already have a fantastic idea for a flash animation, this is fucking great thanks man.
>>34896653
Currently
Vit C
Zinc
Taurine
BCAA's
Glutamine
CLA
lecithin
Niacin
CoQ10
Magnesium
Melatonin
Cialis
Ephedrine
Whey
Sounds a bit excessive when I have to type it all out lel
>>34896521
I'll be more entertaining when I start the new job. I'm just enjoying my NEET life right now, sorry.
>>34896709
I'm not really into supp stacks, but is that shit helping you? Like no placebo shit?
>>34896756
Everything Im taking is working for its intended purpose yes.
Well except maybe the CLA. Its too early to tell since I just started taking it. Other than that everything else has noticeable benefits.
>>34896804
how much b6 for prolactin?
any supps you recommend to help control e2?
>>34896844
For B6 300-600mg
For E2 control Zinc
I wouldnt rely soley on either though if your blasting or running 19nors.
>>34896910
okay, thanks.
how much zinc would you say?
>>34896929
I take 50mg a day which is a little high.
30-40mg is generally recommended.
>>34896709
So which of these would you say provide the most apparent benefits
Obviously Coq10, Vitamin C, Magnesium and cialis have noticeable and worthwhile effects. Anything else there that you'd consider vital in a stack?
>>34896748
Are you pinning yet or still cutting?
>>34897205
zinc is fantastic, ephedrine kills appetite like nobody's business, melatonin helps you sleep
>>34896977
30-40 daily is already going to start interfering with copper uptake
Huh, I can only see 120 of my matches without searching for their names since the Tinder update.
I barely even remember the names of people I've been out with, how am I supposed to remember people I haven't even messaged more than once or twice.
>>34897205
Long term benefits from supplements aren't noticeable. TD is going to get great improvements in his back pumps from magnesium and taurine, but the CoQ10 will have much greater effects 5 years down the line.
>>34897312
How much of your time spent on tinder?
Isn't 120 a lot anyways?
Serious questions I don't understand tinder
>>34897350
It's like browsing facebook or this thread. It's time you choose to distract yourself. Probably 5 minutes a day spent not talking with people.
I don't really know what a lot is. I see people whine about only having 30 and people with 4000.
>>34897312
Magnesium is great for alleviating clenched jaw and bruxism when you sleep
Vitamin C is good for lowering cortisol which all AAS increase
Whats zinc do?
>>34897388
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zinc#Biological_role
most noticeable effect is on cum thickness desu
>>34897365
That's good that you don't have to spend that much time on it.
Even 30 sounds like a lot to me
>>34897410
I mean there's probably anywhere from 1000 to 50000+ people using it, depending on where you live.
Matching with 0.06% of them doesn't seem like a lot to me.
>>34897388
Those are disease states. The average person taking magnesium won't need it.
Vitamin C is whatever. It's too cheap to even bother arguing against, if you don't mind tossing a bit in your morning coffee.
Zinc is alike magnesium. Unless you're in a disease/deficiency state, it's hardly useful.
>>34893918
Oi you havent posted your face, but you look kinda like this guy I know, and your uni degree you mentioned fits his age bracket. if youre from Australia can you say which state your from so I know its you or not??
>>34897438
He's Dutch and has posted face.
> inb4 believing 4chan posters
>>34897464
Fucking let down
>>34894722
He's already 188 (6'2). The kid goes to the doctor for regular check ups and his plates have already fused.
>>34895433
He's quite skinny, some DYEL stats, 1pl8 bench, 1pl8 row, etc. He hasn't progressed at all after that except with a few reps. As long as his long term effects aren't fucking terrible, I think he may be ready for a some low dose test.
question from a non fraud here
How much do roids affect your libido? does it stay constantly high or level off to normal once your body acclimatizes to the increased dose of test?
>>34897481
Sorry mate, senpai won't notice you today
>>34897481
tfw you can't blackmail your mate for free roids
feelsbad.jpg
>>34897487
Sounds like a plan. Are you frauding yourself or just guinea pigging little bro? kek
tfw no little bro to test compounds on
>>34897509
I am totally not a 16 year old kid.
Also - I am interested in more than just the effects of roids on gains. What about facial gains? Don't roids make your face more masculine (Arnold for example)?
Considering he's a turbo autist, would roids help with his confidence?
>>34897520
I think the only consensus is that roids can make you look older like early 30s in some cases. It can kick start secondary sexual characteristics if there was a deficiency to begin with and make you more masculine but that depends on your genetics. If you don't have facial hair genetics it'll only help what's there. The flip side is more balding if you're prone to mpb. Having more muscle and shedding fat will contribute to a more mature appearance. Confidence boosts would be a combination of your response to anabolics and the psychological boost from progress in the gym. YMMV but testosterone can be positive but some people get paranoid on it. Also the hormone fluctuations can put you on a runaway feels train. It's usually manageable with a mix of AI and psychological habituation. In short don't expect miracles but you might be pleasantly surprised.
should I buy test E online or find some locally? kinda hard when I have a home gym and im not a well known member of any bb website.
im honestly thinking of walking up to the first jacked dude I see
im in tx btw
>>34897603
Very well. Both me and my brother are genetically prone to balding though. On the flip side he could probably just get a hairline surgery if it was THAT bad.
what is your opinion on HGH? My face is feminine as fuck, would HGH make me more masculine?
peace
Fuck this acne is driving me nuts
Ran out of medication and it's made a nasty as fuck comeback
Shits gonna be bad if I can't clear it up before tren
>tfw haven't worked out in months
>tfw had 17.5 in biceps lean
>tfw down to 16 at a higher bf%
Going back to the gym this week, how long do you fuckers think it will take me to get back to where I was? On a side note it was all because I went into a ridiculous alcohol binge over a chick. Disregard females, acquire gains.
What do roids actually do? It can't be as simple as just making you swole faster, right?
>pin test and tren weekly
Is it alright to use the syringe(not needles) twice?
I mean, I use them within 30 seconds of each other and the new needles are sterile and shit.
>>34897680
Propecia/ minoxidil/ nizoral and you might be able to keep your hair/
>>34897733
Just put the test and tren in the same syringe? You don't have to inject the test and then the tren, you can inject both at once.
>>34897758
I use 2.5ml of tren and that's a full syringe, then I use 1ml of test afterwards.
