Stay jelly faggots
>>969455
>how anon put himself in the friend zone while a slut gets him to do stuff with false promises of sex
>>969457
This, you couldn't be more beta anon.
She completely own you.
>>969455
Haha. Fucking beta. Get paid cash or not at all.
>>969455
tell me this is some random orbiter supreme gentleman you found on google images and not you
this is high tier cringe
>>969461
Your only salvation is to call her out on being a whore.
>>969455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiG7z1lrs70
GO ANON GO
>>969455
I'm typing this with one hand on my girlfriends boob.
>>969455
Lmao, op sounds like a neck beard cuck.
>"A whole boob! WOW! OK!"
>>969455
Lost! My sides are in orbit! Damn you OP, I never lose on the first pic!
>>969455
a whole one (1) boob
she can only offer one boob until that trap gets another implant.
>Giving out the goods to get a simple job done.
That women really needs to learn on how to play a guy.
>>969550
"my superior DIY skills"
Thinks he isn't beta as fuck. Lol
>>969550
> DIY skills are getting me laid
Thinks he's getting laid
>>969518
>That women really needs to learn on how to play a guy.
Women are dumb though, they will literally give it up for almost anything if their morals are loose enough.
post more pix OP. I wanna see
>>969550
Dude. You used an emoji. Unironically. Even if this chick were going to give it up, you pretty much quashed your chances of it being you with one keystroke. But to keep this thread /diy/ enough to not get deleted, how are you going to fix that hook, OP? Wall anchor?
>>969455
>I'll show you a boob if you fix the hook that fell out of my bathroom wall
I'd show you a dick if you could work a screwdriver.
>using emoji unironically
Are you underage op?
op is kill/dungeon/sold as middel eastern sex salve - RIP
>>969455
I bet you showed up and actually fixed her shit for her
>>969656
Bitches love emoji.
This is freaking hilarious. I personally knew of two people who played this game. The guy was dumb as a stick and his x-wife/girlfriend would get him to fix some POS in the run down trailer trash shack. She'd get him drunk, half puff on his peter after the "big job" was done then get into a fight and kick him out - true Jerry Springer couple. Tried explaining her game; he'd cry........but I love her........
The other chick would find contractor boyfriends to get a new roof, new boyfriend for the driveway, new boyfriend for kitchen. She must have liked using the back door since most of the work including materials was "free"
>>969753
Truth/10. That way they know who to friendzone right away.
>>969455
Lucky bastard. I'd be there sabotaging all kinds of shit. Wonder what you get when her bathtub leaks? What if the refrigerator stops working? Fuck I wish I was single.
You sell your work cheap OP.
Fixing a hook up is a at least worth 5 minutes of sucking on a tit.
>>969455
Jelly of doing work without getting paid?
Why?
>Be on dating website
>Girl be like oo you a carpenter could you build me a table if I designed it?.
>Probably what did you have in mind?
>Well would you want to be paid?
>Here's the deal if you pay for the materials and buy me a few beers I think that would be about even?
>crickets....
Fuck off with that weak shit.
>>969834
learn 2 flirt
>>969834
>>Be on dating website
>>Girl be like oo you a carpenter could you build me a table if I designed it?.
>>Probably what did you have in mind?
>well just a sturdy table I guess
>I bet you're the adventurist type
>I can build one that can withstand a beating, if you know what I mean
>no what do you mean?
>you know, bow chika bow wow
>uhh, are you hitting on me?
>THIS IS A DATING SITE, WHORE
>well sorry for trying to get a conversation going!
>no, I'm sorry, I'm new at this so...
>virgin?
>yes...
>how much money do you have?
>200 in checking, 40 in savings
>bye
Much more realistic
>>969855
more like..
> hi
>hi
>what do you do?
> I'm I carpenter and I love to build houses and other cool shit
>
>>969518
You don't have much experience with women, do you?
>>969855
The fuck are you so poor? Carpentry is a shit paid trade, but you can walk in with zero experience and make 13/hour.
>>969550
>"uhm... i f-f-fixed your bathroom hook, d-d-do i get to see your b-b-boob now?"
>"YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS, ANON! IT WAS A JOKE! I'M NOT SHOWING YOU MY BOOBS, YOU CREEP! LEAVE, NOW!"
>>970225
Kek.
Only solution is roofies
>>970225
>not installing a wireless hidden camera in her bathroom while you're 'fixing the hook'
Fucking amateurs, all of you.
>>969455
Lol. I got a girl to blow me for selling her bike
>hey anon, can you help me sell my motorcycle?
>I'm pretty busy, but sure I'll see what I can do
>Haha, if you get a bunch of money out of it I'll give you some
>Oh yeah, just some?
>Yeah, and I'll blow you
>Lol, sure you will
>Sell bike for a bunch of money
>Here's the money I got for your bike
>Ok, here's part of it
>Cool, thanks
>So aren't you forgetting something?
>Huh?
>blows me
I guess sometimes women do follow through.
>>970320
You genius... I've been away from /b/ too long! I'm humbled, anon.
>>969550
you may think you're le epicz trollz111!!!, but you really should go back to plebbit now.
>>969653
Kek
OMG did u see a tiddy? XD like wow
[spoiler]But seriously, is that all you're getting?[/spoiler]
>>970320
Fucking genius.
One in the shower head and one in the drain.
>>969607
>if
