First time posting on here and just wanted to know how I can open the door to my Uncle's ancient mini metro.
He says he hasn't got them anymore...
>>1010012
can you go back to school
>>1010015
This.
If you can't open the doors of a mini metro then you'll never make it as a car thief.
>>1010015
What's the matter with you, sweetheart? You didn't have to post, you know?
>>1010016
But i'm not wanting to "make it as a car thief", you pikey cunt.
>>1010018
What do you want to do after getting inside?
>>1010019
Steal it.
>>1010019
It has no working engine, so driving m'lady. I just want to see what is in there. Obviously it's sat there since 1999 and I want to check it out.
If you can't provide a way so I can get in then just don't fucking post.
>>1010024
Or you could fuck off ya traveller
>>1010025
Fucking muppets all of you lol
I'll find out anyway.
Enjoy watching pakis and niggers shagging your wives, cucks.
>>1010024
There are ways but you have understand these ways can be used by criminals to ruin some ones day.
I can't be party to that.
Sorry that should be Traveller. Don't want to offend a cunt!
>>1010012
>he says he hasn't got them anymore
Hasn't got what?
>>1010017
>sweetheart
Aww, isn't that cute. OP really knows how to rustle.
>>1010018
>pikey cut
Aww, isn't that cute. OP elevated to 4th grade insults now.
>>1010024
>obviously it's sat there since 1999
Obviously
>>1010026
>muppets, cucks, . . .
Just fuck off already OP. No one wants you here. Don't you have a coloring assignment to get finished or something?
>>1010026
bog trash nigger
But...
but...
He hasn't got what anymore?
You can open the doors of a metro in about five seconds flat by using a large flat bladed screwdriver and a hammer. Same with any car from the pre deadlock area. You can also use a slim Jim to pop up the lock button on the inside, if you don't want to wreck the door. Use a nylon wedge to gently pull the top edge of the door frame away from the body.
>>1010038
THERE IT IS!
Wow, fuck guys! Took 16 posts but we finally got there.
You did well in showing good this board can be!
This pic is on me, lads! Enjoy!
>bless
What an absolute fag.
>>1010045
Yes, yes ypu are.
Break a window
>>1010047
NO! YOU!
>>1010012
> inb4 cutting a hole in the roof for that sweet /diy/ moon roof.
>>1010043
You mean it took sixteen posts to get to the first answer on google (coincidentally about .00016 seconds on google)
God you're a fucking knacker
>>1010012
Crowbar door open, break window, get a screwdriver and hammer beat the lock till it opens or my favourite get a cut off saw and turn it into a convertible
Alan if you want to keep pear tree productions running you are going to usage to trade in your rover for something smaller.
I'm not driving a mini metro.
>>1010245
>those teeth
>they catch on something
>tool kicks back, cuts operator or bystander in half.
>>1010024
OBVIOUSLY it's been there since 1999! At first I thought 2000, but I was like nah, I remember when his uncle lost em.
