Is he white?
Is he white but really really tan?
Is he a Deep Ravioli Guido?
Is he a mexicano?
Is he native american?
Is he black?
What the fuck is he. I know his name is Herman Schultz and it sounds german as fuck but this nigga look like a nigga.And he got them GOOOOOD VIBRAYSHUUHUUNS so i think he a nigga
>>84495214
It's New York.
He's probably Italian, or Jewish going by the name.
>>84495214
There are more races than black and white. You stupid american cunt.
>>84495214
looks Italian
>>84495361
the op suggest more than black and white you dumbass
He's probably mixed.
>>84495334
So whatchu sayin is.
*revs up vibro gauntlets*
Now hol up
*puts on padded suit*
Whatchu sayin is
*tightens gurdle*
That this spicy son of a mama
*picks up coin*
Oy vey, yous sayin
*laces boots*
Yous sayin
*puts on mask*
Yo's sayin he's a Jewtalian?
>>84495361
>>84495214
Lieber's rationale for how he did Shocker was that he spent all his free time in Florida. White, just gets a lot of sun when he's not on the job.
>>84495214
Was Aryan white, now white again.
>>84495214
That's clearly Purple Man impersonating him.
His dad was black and his mom was white, just as God intended.
>shocker becomes a crime boss at the end of superior foes
>never mentioned again in any comic
Why can't Marvel let him be happy?
>>84495214
>so what is The Shocker anyway?
funnily enough, OP, that's what yo momma asked me last night about two minutes before she experienced the most intense orgasm of her life.
>>84495214
'Herman Schultz' is as German of a name as anyone could have
>>84495871
Being a crime boos and never being mentioned is probably the best way to go about your business in crime. Exposure = problems.
>>84495871
Because half the things that happened in Superior Foes never actually happened.
>>84495214
according to Lieber he's white but he's one of those old school New Yorkers that sends all their vacation time in Florida so he's sand tanned to hell
>>84497121
Well he does kinda look like the younger counterpart to Jerry Seinfeld's dad
>>84497297
See?
>>84495408
That was incredibly unfunny. Never try too be funny again.
>>84497827
>not recognizing a /tv/ shitmeme
>>84495214
Shocker is a fucking loser that's what he is
>>84498107
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>>84495214
didnt blacks got the names of their owners or some shit? so he could be black i guess, i mean Larry Fitzgerald dosent really sound like a black name, and he still is
im from Mexico and i know a family last named Schultz, they do look like your average mexican but the name is indeeed rare around here tho
>>84495214
Shocker is a group of Japanese Nazis who routinely get ass blasted by a guy in a grasshopper costume.
>>84495214
>What the fuck is he
He's the motherfucking Shocker.
>>84498259
Is this some kind of sex thing?
>>84497906
of course we recongized it, its just not funny
>>84498865
>we
>>84495214
At this point I don't think anybody fucking knows.