>Small victory, small celebration
>>84470494
it's ridiculous how much fancy lad reminds me of this lilac point siamese cat my sibling owns
So glad I actually got into this comic after the last /oop/ general.
>>84470494
That third panel
>when you get home from work and she's already yelling at you
>Oooo?
Comic is pretty good, I'm suprised with the quality of art he's putting out in such a short period between each panel. I'm actually kinda stealing the whole Yinglet thing to replace Kobolds in my D&D campaign.
>>84470494
>that blush
FANCY LAD LIKES FEMDOM IT'S CANONI assumed he was 110% gay
>>84470494
>Yaay
What did he mean by this?
>>84470805
>FEMDOM IT'S CANON
>I assumed he was 110% gay
All Yinglets are 110% gay. It's how their species makes due in between mating cycles. On sweet sweet rat boi-pussy.
Also I think that blush is for the big strong arms of Elim.
>>84470494
>being princess carried
Fancy Lad did everything he did for this feel.
>>84470494
EXPOSITION DUMPSOON
>>84470494
>2nd panel
you will never unhear this now
https://youtu.be/Ra-Om7UMSJc?t=42
>>84470494
>gonna talk all sorts of stuff at you
Kass is starting to become a Yinglet mentally, too.
>>84470494
5th panel is surprisingly cute. Silly Rat-Birds.
>>84471000
Well, he is severely sleep deprived.
>>84470494
uhhhh... now i want to pick up fancy lad!.
>>84470845
I think it's a little of both.
The new hotness of the enclave is yelling at him and now a human is gently carrying him, not dragging him around, actually carrying him.
>>84470845
They're opportunistic gay. More around 50%. Fancy Lad struck me as a character who wouldn't even be into female Yinglets if given the chance.
>>84470973
Well then I'm not going to press play AHA OUTSMARTED!
>>84471000
It doesn't work that way.
>>84471417
Adopt a baby emu.
Finally! I've been waiting all week to post this
Also
>That panel 5
>>84471485
I wouldn't say that. Actively prettying up and seeking possibly long-term partnership seems to be pretty normal for their culture. Unless I missed more detail besides that.
So the prologue was 38 pages long.
Is this current chapter going to be wrapping up somewhere within the next 10 pages, or will this turn out to be not a chapter format series?
>>84472008
>Unless I missed more detail besides that.
The part where females only make up like a tenth of the population.
Opportunistic, anon. They're prison gay. If the gender divide was 50/50 their culture wouldn't have evolved the way it has.
>>84472210
There's nothing for me to think that they aren't naturally more inclined that way as well considering that fact. "Prison" gay for a long time -> more open to gayness in general.
>>84472262
Are you the same anon? Because this is diverging from the original point of contention. Which was:
>All Yinglets are 110% gay.
No, they aren't. Its's not even a matter of missionary position intercourse for the sole purpose of procreation, we've SEEN male yinglets lusting after females. The proposition was/is that Fancy Lad wouldn't.
>>84472003
Goddamnit.
>>84472395
>>All Yinglets are 110% gay.
Nah not me, I don't think that at all, simply what I stated - I think it's much more likely for any given yinglet to be down with homo it because it's sort of been bred into them by that point and is also pretty openly a thing in their culture, so there's no stigma if they're down for both genders.
>>84470706
So about ten days to a month between updates on average.
Ugh, that's too long to wait, this comic is like crack. I can't get enough!
>>84472003
Once they breed that adaptation in, Yinglets will rule the world.
Also be employed as couriers and scouts, giving them a useful talent.
You already know about sex, Kass. What nerve-wracking nonsense is being conveyed here then, that could elicit that reaction? Or is he only now comprehending that he's possibly gonna be on the other end? And that it's gonna be gross bird-rat junk?
I choose to believe there's something more bizarre than that. The unspeakable anatomy of yinglets.
>>84472701
She may have been explaining how males have sex with each other, or maybe the realization "I have a vagina, I am going to go into heat then lay eggs" hit him.
Or maybe just imagining Yinglets having sex at all.
>>84472816
do yinglets even lay eggs?
I just realized Kass is keeping the hair do-dads on the sides of his head from when they dressed him up all pretty.
>>84472832
Yes
>>84472858
Even if his mind wasn't tampered boys can enjoy the notion of being pretty. That said we've already seen what's happening to him, shit's scary.
>>84472415
Are you the same Anon from last thread that started with the yingabuse? Because if you are this is all your fault
>>84472608
I think they'd need to deal with the whole accident prone thing yinglets seem to have before they attempt to breed gliding flaps
>>84472832
They lays clutches of 4 to 8 eggs.
That was revealed in one of the field guide pages.
>>84470706
Yeah I wish I wasn't burned out from DMing, with the amount of neat facts about the yinglets in the comics you can easily adapt them as a custom race
>>84472832
Author confirmed they lay aggs and breastfeed. They fuck a lot of favorable males, the genes mix in their body (this is something that exists in real life, in a lizard I think?) and they lay about 4 eggs. Females raise females, all the males of the group raise males.
They begin to lose the ability to fertilize their eggs more and more as they get older, but don't lose their social position from it. The Matriarch is close to that age where it will start.
>>84472894
>Are you the same Anon from last thread that started with the yingabuse? Because if you are this is all your fault
I admit to nothing. I'm innocent, I tells ya. I mean I may have tried to greentext something that fit with the "little rapidly-mutating idiots" theme of the yinglets, but that didn't mean I wanted to spawn the horrors that followed...
>>84472701
One of the field guides after the page in your post implies that males have specialized genitalia specifically meant to accommodate other males.
>>84472210
>>84472395
>>84472478
To get more specific on this, their species mostly sees it as a "sex for enjoyment/companionship" vs "sex for procreation" think, especially as hard as enclave culture drills that into them.
While they're expected to turn to each other for companionship, they might also get called into the enclave to perform the duties necessary to keep the species alive.
But of course there's always those who do all they can to get chosen to breed with females, males that prefer to play catcher with the others, and everything in between.
So they tend to have more experience with other males, but if/when they answer the Matriarch's call, they tend not to have any problems getting excited about the females.
And on a somewhat related note, one anon came up with this idea, then reached out for a commission, which I couldn't turn down because if he didn't pay me for it I would've just drawn it myself.
Yinglets seem to have some sort of innate connection to the 80's.
>>84472565
Lately, I've been able to stick to a week-and-a-half schedule, so no worries about month-long waits.
Great to hear the comparison to crack though, because if I'm gonna deal crack, I want to be dealing the good stuff.
For some reason, yinglet legs remind me of secretary bird legs.
Like, if they were more muscular, yinglets could probably bap people really hard with their feet.
>>84472701
Not everyone's into TG anon. For most the concept's pretty cringe. It's a fair reaction.
>>84473067
thip thip thip thip
>>84473014
Wait, does that mean the females end up being sexually frustrated?
Because I am reminded of that play (I think) set in the Victorian era about "treating hysteria".
>>84473014
>om last thread that started with the yingabuse? Because if you are this is all your fault
>>>84472608
Are those /co/nrad earings?
>>84472816
>trying to resist yinglet mental changes
>goes into heat and loses all control
>wakes up from the stupor to realize she's been fucked silly 20 ways from Sunday
>identity crisis ensues
Plus, valsalia, my boner has a mighty need.
>>84473126
Ignore that first bit. Didn't realize I had anything highlighted.
>>84473092
I'm not necessarily into it either, I'm just looking for humor.
>>84473014
>Only reliable talent is music
>Love strange clothing and gaudy accessories
>Bisexual
>Massive conservative/liberal clash over the cultural path forwards
>Have the ability to turn profits on literal garbage
>Literal endorphin response to coveted ingestibles
Holy crap, if they figure out a way to snort clams they're there.Their vocal pitch, if they can control the nasal sound, could be a race of Freddie Mercurys.
>>84473067
http://valsalia.com/index_files/Extras/yingwalk1.gif
http://valsalia.com/index_files/Extras/yinglettrot.gif
http://valsalia.com/index_files/Extras/yingrun03.gif
>>84473014
So I was pretty on-point with my assessment of their partnering. It feels great to have you here to chat Val.
>>84473119
Matriarchs have full control over who females breed with and when.
Now notice these lines from the female named Val Salia.
>>84473014
post more 80s yinglets
>>84473611
I suspect Figgins might be her dad given his age and their similar coat colors.
>>84473611
Am I missing something? I don't get it.
>>84473773
Incest is probably something that occurs regularly if there's only a small number of females, any with desireable traits mate with them, and they mate with plural males each time.
That's probably why they seem to migrate so much. Rural Enclaves pull females from larger Envlaves, and nobody cares where lower class males wander to.
>>84473848
That female is fixated on males. Two out of her three lines involve them.
That anon is implying she is in heat but not allowed to mate right now.
>>84473944
The matriarch's job is to prevent inbreeding. She has to obsess over who sired who.
Also, the enclaves do swap their girls around sometimes to make sure that does not happen and to keep the gene pool strong.
>>84473993
And oh boy do they need to keep the Gene pool strong, with how easily the new generations mutate they don't want to sprinkle incest defects on that
>>84473014
Are yinglets prone to getting fleas? Trash seems oddly fixated on giving them non-consensual flea baths.
>>>/trash/3975785
>>84474136
Actually, with the insane rate of mutations it's actually safer to have incest babies isn't it?
You are fucking telling me that I check OOP website daily for an update, but I always see it here first.
The fuck guys....
>>84474136
In humans with sibling or cousin incest I think it takes three generations for defects to appear, fresh blood every third generation prevents most of it over time.
Its parent incest that is a coin flip, with another weight on heads each time.
>>84474157
that and castration
>>84474180
I actually saw it on the website instead of here for the first time.
My first instinct was to come here to see what everyone else thinks
>>84474219
>My first instinct was to come here to see what everyone else thinks
Well what did you think about it, nonny? :3
>>84473993
>Matriarchs are literally professional shippers
The obsessive kind who not only decide who should make babies with who but whose babies should make babies as well
>>84474260
>Matriarchs are literally professional shippers
>professional shippers
The actual term is matchmaker. Source: Fiddler on the Roof
>>84474157
Looks like they take care of it themselves.
>>84474253
I like how Kass commands Elim to pick up Lopin, it's nice to see him have a little tiny bit of control in his life again.
I also really like the little hair ties that didn't get removed with the rest of the meeting costume.
>>84474157
If yinglets ever got enough coin and status, I could see people capitalizing on it by opening boutiques that cater to them.
>>84474334
>I like how Kass commands Elim
The relationship between Kass and Elim is probably my favorite in the comic.
>>84474180
I'm the OP of this thread and I saw it on my RSS
>>84474321
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Still, I suppose there's nothing stopping somebody from paying some down and out little ratbird a handful of clams to let them vigorously scrub it in the bathtub and belittle them for being a dirty, dirty animal, right?
>>84474200
What would be the point? Most never mate eith a female, and a lot are trannies and femboys anyway.
Its a strange fetish, but applying it here is even stranger.
Maybe them castrating and fucking a human, but against them its very strange.
>>84474401
What the hell is that?
>>84470494
look i know everyone wants to fuck the one little poof rat but I can't take him seriously because of the gross pink eye like I bet he wakes up crusted to his pillow every morning
>>84474438
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSS
the sane man's way to keeping track of webcomic updates
>>84474421
neither do most housepets but it's common to get them fixed anyway
then again I can never tell if people are being humorous or serious here and I think too many people slip from the former to the latter without realizing
>>84474463
Ah okay. Thanks for replying but I am no good with computers. I guess Ill just do it the old fashioned way.
>>84474334
Friendships between a superior and their officers are great, and sadly rarely explored without romantic overtones anymore.
>>84474478
basically
1) go to a rss reader, like feedly.com or something
2) paste in the webcomic sites you like
3) just visit the rss reader once every while, and whenever a webcomic updates, it'll be listed there, instead of having to check 20 different sites
>>84474406
That soap probably makes them smell fairly bad, and makes them poisonous to the touch.
I imagine those "house Yinglets" have to bathe like everyond else instead.
>>84470494
>that blush
I WANT TO HOLD A YINGLET AND BRUSH ITS FUR
>>84473348
>race of Freddie Mercurys
>not the Viltrumites
>>84474523
>I imagine those "house Yinglets" have to bathe like everyond else instead.
I'd give mine a tongue bath everyday
>>84474540
Superior Freddy.
>>84474421
Ever played Crusader Kings 2? Same reason as in that game, punishment.
Nothing more satisfying than finally imprissoning the guy that's caused you no end of trouble, then gouging his eyes out, cutting his balls off then getting his wife, daughter and sister pregnant.
>>84474370
I like the fire forged brothers, willing and ready to come down like a sack of hammers on anyone who attacks the other.
Pages 5 and 19 of the current chapters are great for showing how much they care about each other.
It's refreshing in a way since usually two guys who are "friends" in comics are usually just dicks to each others these days.
>>84474334
You're kind of right. However if you want to go real over-analyzing psychoanalyst then his bossiness, if emotional, would also be more indicative of his acknowledgement of his lack of control (and sleep) over what's happened, as well as whatever his new body is telling him. Probably something matriarchal.
Truthfully though it was a reasonable request between friends, less a command from a superior.
>>84474370
>>84474498
Strongly agreed, it was great seeing Elim come through and their interactions.
>>84474537
Ugh, you fucking pervert, Jesus Christ!
>>84474564
First thing that came to mind is a Yinglet butler being groomed by the family cat or dog.
Then I remembered a genius/lucky Yinglet in the comic was eaten by a stray dog, and now realize how much more it sucks for Kass.
>>84474616
I have a cute fetish. I want a yinglet boyfriend
>>84474440
I don't wanna fuck em though they are kinda cute. In a slightly dumb, gross way.
>>84474564
If dubs, yinglets are natural carriers of leprosy much like armadillos and doing so would be a very bad idea indeed.
>>84474610
You said it better than I could.
>>84474642
Man, dont fuck with stray dogs. They are vicious, bro. Kills even normal people
>>84474655
I imagine the sex would be awkward.
>>84474611
Yeah, Kass is going to probably start becoming a Matriarch by instinct and maybe Vizlet intentionally grooming him for the role.He already has a Patriarch of Commerce and a soldier!
>>84474611
I agree, I just didn't feel like typing out my reasoning behind why I enjoyed Kass' bossiness
>>84474721
Nah, they're probably really enthusiastic. Power bottom extraordinaire.
Are yinglets for eating? Would the meat be very stringy?
>>84474523
The soap smells pleasantly of citrus, but Val says that touching a yinglet who's been sloppy and failed to scrub it all out of their fur can be A Bad Thing, yes.
>>84474166
>>84474136
Since we know they mix the traits of multiple father's in reproduction, it's safe to assume that reproduction involves a gene-splicing mechanism. The would make the high rate of mutation not be from mutation of the genes themselves, but from the interaction of diffrent genes and misplacement of genes during the splicing. So there is a reason to have healthy genes despite a high mutation rate in the species.
>>84474881
No, the meat is not worth the energy expended hunting them.
This was explained in the comic or field guides somewhere.
>>84474881
I dunno, are small children for eating?
>>84474881
Almost certainly not, we've seen time and again that they are almost immune to disease, poison, and necrotic agents and they both eat and surround themselves in it.
>>84474881
They're built like flamingos without even the muscles necessary for flying.
Of course they aren't for eating.
>>84470667
This fucker swooned? Rofl hellll naw. Would be cool if Elim just got himself an unwanted girlboyfriend/abhorrent admirer.
>>84474990
Oh dear god I hadn't even thought about that. On one hand that's kinda gross, but on the other it would make for hilarity.
>>84474881
Im sure if you asked you could eat out a yinglet.
>>84470845
You're thinking of citras.
>>84474954
Have you ever tried flamingo?
>>84474990
He's been Ooohing over everything though.
His busted face, accusations of treason, being sentenced to death, being chewed out by a female who's clothing blew his mind, and being picked up by a swole human.
Also, the humanXYinglet romance story says they have no measure of attractiveness to each other's races. To a Yinglet, he's just a pretty big guy with a uniform.
>>84475102
True, but being swept off his feet may have made him feel things in a more abstract sense.
>>84475102
So Oooh is the Yinglet "HmmMMMMmmmm!" then? Or the Yinglet "Aaah!"/"Wut"?
>>84475102
>To a Yinglet, he's just a pretty big guy with a uniform.for you
>>84475102
Yeah well we've got threads full of humans who absolutely would the whole thing so you never know
>>84475095
>people eat flamingo
No, we don't have any water where I live so there are no birds like that
>>84474166
What? Nah. Inbreeding stacks up recessive genes, making defects that should be rare become very common. Shouldn't make them mutate any more or less often.
>>84474881
>high class secret societies often feature Yinglet for the fetish of consuming a sentient being as well as the frivolousness of the meat needing to be prepared as delicately as fugu for all the yield of a chicken nugget
>>84475102
He's been oooo-ing in distress, which is like a dog whining.
This is now a different type of oooo-ing based on his facial expression.
>>84470805
>>84470845
>>84470855
>>84471485
>>84472395
Is anyone surprised that someone called Fancy Lad and dresses like a sailor boy is sexually weird?
Hell, being gay isn't even the depth of it, he's probably a human-phial. Listing after their big muscular arms, big wrinkled brains, and eat-anything guts.
Why do you think he dresses up and goes to the man-market? He is a homosexual... for homosapiens!
Underground illegal yinglet knife fighting rings, the ultimate entertainment. Doubly so when you pit them against an angry Rottweiler that hasn't eaten in two days.
Ouch, I seem to have cut myself on some unseen edge.
>>84470494
>gradually becoming a stupid bimbo who can't even speak well anymore
yuss
>>84475299
>phial
anon pls
>>84475299
Wait, you mean to tell me he isn't really in the navy?
>>84475102
He's clutching his cheeks and blushing like a woman who had a guy do something really romantic in public and embarrassed, yet really pleased her.
>>84475161
If i hugged you, would you oooo?
>>84475338
dude it's freaky but it happens the more a poster likes Yinglets the more the regress into one I've seen it happen over and over it's poisonous
>>84475333
You're reaching hard, all his speaking was pretty much correct. People use terms like "we gonna have us a talk" and "talk AT you"
>>84475350
How did he get those clothes anyway, did he beat up a ten year old or did he actually somehow make enough money to wander into a store and commission little boytoy clothes
>>84475102
>Also, the humanXYinglet romance story says they have no measure of attractiveness to each other's races.
As a generality, yeah, but there are absolutely people in real life that could tell you that certain dragons are more attractive than others, and why.
Most humans don't see much to like in yinglets, but yinglets sure spend a lot of time thinking about humans, being all powerful, long-lived geniuses and all that.
>>84474919
Before you make any decisions about that, let me regale you with a little Modest Proposal.
>>84474610
>>84474611
Yesss; glad people are picking up on this aspect. These two are close, and this shift in personal dynamics is putting them both in uncharted territory.
>>84474655
Well sure, they'd probably be super-enthusiastic, and surely that clam-grabbing tongue can find other uses.
...Like cleaning dinner plates.
>>84474523
Oh, it dries up and flakes off. Unless they just leave it there and go around hugging people, giving them nasty rashes.
>>84474317
>The actual term is matchmaker. Source: Fiddler on the Roof
I will admit to singing "Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make me a Match" in my head while drawing Vizlet a couple times.
>>84473451
>It feels great to have you here to chat Val.
Well hey, I'm still very flattered that people are not only reading this thing I've been drawing up, but are also interested enough in it that they start wondering other things about it.
I'd reply to every single comment if I had the time, though it's finally come to the point where that's hard to keep up now.
>>84475350
>so light you could always sweep him off his feet
>he'd eagerly go down on you in any way you like
>>84475299
well, his name isn't actually Fancy Lad. That's a /co/ meme
He is Lopin
>>84475497
He needs a blue jacket.
>>84475497
But even that's a fancy word he probably stole as a nickname when he started getting into his fancy phase. I wonder what his birth name was, or if he even remembers it
>>84475389
It would be extremely romantic.
>>84475442
Probably enough for the hat and scarf. The rest looks like basic squares he fitted.
>>84475474
So are you going with a chapter format for this where each one is somewhere around ~40 pages?
Or is is a however many pages a chapter takes?
Or is it just going to be continuous now, not broken up into chapters?
>>84475547
>implying he wasn't born fancy
yeah okay anon
>>84475474
>Like cleaning dinner plates
>having dinner at a mid level merchants house to discuss trade and trade accessories
>two of the local little rats running around in French maid outfits take away the plates
>lean back in your chair, watch them in the other room furiously licking the plates "clean" and putting them back in the cabinets
>toss your wine at the host and leave
>>84475639
Maybe their saliva is a mild antiseptic, like a dog's.
>>84475637
>not wanting a coming of age story about a young little bird thing born into a world of mud and clams and answering to "fgsfds" discovering true fancy for the first time like a missing part of himself
>>84475747
>not wanting a story about a young lad, born fancy beyond his means, struggling to become the person he has always known he was deep inside
So would wearing a scav ear trinket bring me luck?
>>84475829
the luck of a scav
(Better off with your natural luck in 99% of circumstances)
>>84475497
>What's your name, maggot?!
>Lopin!
>That's sir, you hairy shit!
>Sir, Lopin,sir!
>Your name is now Fancy Lad! Youre so fancy you know the right fork to use when chocking on dick! What's your name?!
>Fancy sir!
>Quit pissing yourself and show me your warfare!
>Eeeeeeeeeeee!
>>84475857
He would make a great soldier. You saw him beat the shit out of that other Yinglet who tried to kick him out of his turf
He killed that motherfuckers hat and he didn't even have a hat!
>>84475299
He dresses like a sailor because he's a higher class Yinglet. The ones who catch seem to naturally be elevated in society, the more like females they are the higher the rank.
Shit, Vizlet has a Patriarch who has no actual job to do because he was pretty enough to rise through the ranks.
>>84475497
Insert Fallout reference here.
>>84475899
He killed it so hard it warped out of existence prior to the fight for fear of the impending arse kicking it was about to suffer. That's why Lopin is the #1 most powerful anime character of all time.
>>84475899
Anyone have the image of the Yinglet AT-ST?
>>84475984
It's like Bill and Ted. He went back in time after he won the fight and removed the hat so he could win the fight and go back in time.
>>84475776
That image reminds me: why the fuck didn't he demand more yinglet suited writing tools. Reading that part, I thought that'd be the first thing I demanded.
>>84475951
For being higher class he certainly sees to get the shit kicked out of him alot.
>>84476027
They'll probably get him some, but it was short notice and yinglet-hand tools probably aren't a thing
>>84476030
Hey, so far he's 1:1
50% win rate is alright, especially since his loss was 2v1 and they had spears
>>84475857
The Yinglet Waterloo story is one of the funniest things I think that I have ever read.
How much is a comission like that? I'd pay for "Yinglets Throughout The Ages".
In fact, the Genpei War or the WW2 Eastern Front would be great material.
Or any of these.
https://youtu.be/qNOY1qPRSUM
https://youtu.be/0Lgp4GPFxXs
>>84476054
Flopin' ain't easy.
Scavs just wanna keep a successful Scav down. You gotta be careful of the men AND the haters.
>>84476030
If you want to stick out like him you gotta be tough. Living lopins life is like drinking haterade 24/7 and keeping a smile on the whole time. Lopin has to stab a bitch just to make $.40 of a man to buy breakfast and he has to buy bleach to wash the bitch blood out of his clothes every night. This little nigga pick white clothes just to dare someone to mess with him. The only way they brought this guy in was by pulling three spears on him and the only reason he gave up was for the sake of his hat
It has begun.
>>84476213
Wait...that looks too legit.
>>84476229
might be a commission
I think this could be used as a rough estimate as to how many unarmed scavs we could fight.
http://www.nerdtests.com/mq/uttake.php?id=109440
>>84476229
It is legit it's a DA commission of an OC
>>84476213
He's so small...he's like a dog or something
>>84476213
It hasn't even begun if that's all you've got. No, this isn't a challenge.
>>84476200
How's he going to reaxt to being forced to wear red now?
How's the Trademaster and scholar going to react to having a real Yinglet who is absolutely loyal to them? How will Isher react to the presence of one so fancy?
Where is the Yannit plot going?
>>84476288
I don't think so. Yinglets swarm and go berserk when one of their own is hurt
>>84476323
>Where is the Yannit plot going?
hopefully we find out soon
>>84476304
It gets really fucking weird really fucking fast.
>>84476387
I said it wasn't a challenge, damn it.
>>84476288
I don't know though, against a few it's "how long until my legs are tired of stomping" but against a larger group they're all a bunch of angry little raptors with five inch knives in their mouths and could swarm you pretty bad
>>84476387
>>84476402
I love how my mind's defensive mechanism to this stuff is "Now I want Yinglet Chick Tracts".
>>84476387
>those sippy cups
>clam tray
2cute
>>84476288
There was a better version of this test that I found a few years ago with more questions like "are you a smoker?" and "would you be morally opposed to eye gouging if the situation called for it?" and "do you carry around any items that could serve as an improvised weapon?"
I can't find the link now though.
>>84476213
>ywn be transformed into a Zavvat
>small enough to almost wrap around a human's dick
Why am I still alive?
>>84476556
To shit threads up.
>>84476213
>neoteny Yinglets
This is a fetish
This dude's whole body is one duck length
>>84476556
So I can save your Pepe and devalue it by adding it to my collection.
>>84476386
>inb4 she goes nuts, eats 200 guys and molts into a new Queen under Kass' influence
>>84476625
>>84476582
You gift a rubber band ball to the nearest yinglet enclave
what happens?
>>84473014
this was a good commission idea
Are scavs for bullying? Nothing too malicious, just sticking chewing gum in their fur when they're not looking and maybe dumping the contents of their rucksack on the floor type stuff.
>>84476658
A lot of chocking I'd imagine.
>>84476658
Over 100 yinglings lose their hands and feet for wearing the bands on wrists and ankles despite being told not to several times by the matriarchs
>>84474682
Excuse me sir but only one variant of the Armadillo is susceptible to leprosy and they can also be treated for it in the same way that humans can. Also it can be bred out of them when families are kept in captivity.
>>84476658
hundreds dead
even more are forced to wriggle around after pinning both legs and arms to their own heads
>>84476658
There are no survivors.
>>84476658
If you give a scav a cookie...
>>84476700
Wow you're an ass
>>84476658
a lot of hair gets pulled out
>>84476658
screaming
>>84476766
But how will she know I like her
>>84476738
Thanks, Armadillo rancher man, I didn't know that.
>>84476766
It's a tender, nurturing kind of bullying designed to toughen them up for the outside world. It's for their own good.
Yinglet theme song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nebe1zuEtbc
>>84476658
The matriarch says "thank you" and puts it in her office next to her writing supplies to wrap around her rolled up scrolls
>>84476790
Give her a oyster
>>84476832
They're already tough.
>>84476794
for your future reference it is the nine-banded armadillo that is susceptible to leperosy
this species is also unable to curl up into a ball like its lesser plated cousins because the greater number of plates make them less flexible
>>84476817
>Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go starts playing
>>84476832
This
They'll miss being a kid and getting their lunch stolen when they're all grown up and getting shanked for an empty clamshell
>>84476658
Has it been rubbed with smallpox?
>>84476738
Amadillo Internet defense force, pls.
>>84476938
fight me
>>84476817
OOOOOOOooooh that's why they are so 80s. They are thin Popples!That was a very odd moment for me. I took one look at that tail went "that's crazy familiar...there's an 80s doll toy that had a tail like that. What the hell am I thinking of? Followed by the dislodging of an ancient memory.
>>84476658
>>84476817
>Val Salia's themesong
https://youtu.be/cE_jOD2Fxvs
>>84476817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj5sbiW0I2I
>>84477010
>reminder that this guy died and they all just laughed
We better see him on the way out too
>>84476972
If you think Yinglets look like Popples, go and look up the Dorukolorukalai...
>>84476763
Can they even eat chocolate?
>>84477065
Yeah, my reaction to that page was "Don't just stand there, get the being of superior stature to help the little guy down!"
>>84477065
Maybe he was just really into autoerotic asphyxiation.
>>84475857
DRAWFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS
>>84477109
The can't even eat bread. They'd convulse and die to chocolate.
>>84477109
Probably in very small quantities. I mean chocolate is technically toxic to humans too, it's just that the lethal dose for an average sized person is around 22lbs.
>>84477148
it's the grain they can't handle, their stomachs clump it all up and they can't digest it properly
chocolate might have a different effect on them.
>>84476387
>"everything"
>>84477109
better question is if chocolate even exists in story
>>84477109
>the laxative effect of dark chocolate is magnified to an insane degree in yinglets
I want to get a ratbird hooked on heroin and turn them into my loyal little junkie pet who'll do whatever I said for their next fix. Naturally it'd be a strictly platonic relationship.
>>84477276
oh god
this makes sense in a horrible way
>>84476387
These things are always beautiful to me in such a strange way. Why, why anything? The choice of characters, the choice of dialog, the choice of topic. The chosen references and the willful discontinuity. What mind made this?
>>84476785
Okay, I'll bite. What is it?
>>84477289
I think they'll do whatever you say just for a regular meal and a roof over their head by what we've seen so far
>>84477329
Cutting a rubber band ball in half with a saw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2sJadTbuxo
>>84477329
rubber band ball cut in half
>>84477276
>no sooner does it cross their lips than they explosively release themselves
To amplify matters the only time a Yinglet even tastes such a treat is when curiously sampling things during a quiet nighttime break in
>>84477264
Maybe.
They are in a major trading city after all.
>>84477098
>huh that sounds weirdly familiar but I can't quite place it maybe Google can heloooooooooooohhhhhhhhh
>>84477276
>>84477363
The abuse shit was weird enough, but now you're heading close to the white padded butt hugger road.
It's a path I don't want to see these threads go down so soon.
>>84477473
send them back to >>>/trash/
>>84477504
Tell them to take the cannibalism with them.
>>84477473
>implying it wouldn't even, non fetishly, be the cutest thing ever to have your little house Yinglets in their frilly little outfits and aprons and perfect, slim little bleached white folded cloth napkin diapers with little safety pin fasteners
>>84477467
Yeah, they're a bit like that. Especially since ClubStripes died and Gunmouth realised he didn't have to stick to their list of allowed fetishes with his CS characters any more.
>>84477546kys
>>84476387
That's not a turkey
>>84477648
neh ;^)
>>84477232
It's not magic. You need big, pro digestive tracts to handle dat Coco.
Yinglets are casual tier digestive tracts.
>>84477789
rats can handle it tho
>>84477065
What gets me about that scene is the female walking around naked outside. Was it a child or something?
>>84477908
females have boobs
>>84477543
Cannibalism is logical. Yinglets are very birdlike, and many birds engage in cannibalism of the corpses of their kimd (none I know of kill each other for food though).The fate of Lesser Yinglets.
>>84477987
No, they explicitly said what happens to lesser yinglets already.
>>84477969
Naw, this one. Plus the one on the ground laughing, they have tail fluff unlike the leaf fluff of the one in the river.
>>84478054
some males have fluffy tails
females have extremely fluffy tails, breasts, and of course viz won't let any females in her enclaves have a long shell tooth or unkempt appearance. so it's safe to say those are all girly dudes
>>84478054
Females have tail plumes.
>>84478224
>unscientific
>>84478224
I forgot the pupil thing. I found that detail really fucking cool actually.
>>84478419
Er, iris.
