Alright *Urrrp* /co/
There's only S*urrp*IX of us, okay? Only SIX.
Any MORE of us is obviously a para*urrp*site.
Parasect?
Yeah, it's just me and reddit and reddit and reddit and reddit and reddit
Sure thing Rick sounds good
This reminds me of that time with the shapeshifter. Remember that, Rick?
And remember how you're friends with my grunkle Ford?
Is this the new monthly post?
>>84281394
C'mon, Rick. Don't you remember your adventures with Pac-man in Pac-world?
>>84281394
Six? I thought we were nine.
Ok this is bullshit Rick, don't make me explain this again
>>84281394
Only six?
Just making sure.
Bust my Buffers, Rick.
I hope everything turns out alright in the end like that time you visited Sodor. Remember?
>>84281528
Parasect?
Don't forget about your old pal, Doctor Rrrrrobotnik!
>>84281528
Rick being friends with a literal parasitic alien that accidentally gets caught in the fray would be 10/10
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>>84281556
R-r-right. There's 10 of us. I'm just sure I'm forgetting something...
>>84281394
Hey where did Rick go? I was going to invite him out. Outside. For stuff.
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>>84281576
>tfw you find out that it's literally a zombie
>>84281556
Parasect!
>>84281606
I sure hope you're not forgetting the time you helped with that Ecaflip Parade. Surely you remember that?
>>84281606
Alright fine, I'm just going to start shaking hands until this clears up. See? This guy >>84281576
is even up for it
>>84281606
yo, rick-man, i told you to stay outta my pool
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>>84281474
I'm sorry, but I dont remember any of that happening.
>>84281606
It's quite all right, Rick. We're your friends. Your 'super'friends, if I may. Ha. Ha ha. Hahahaheeheehoohoo- HEY I JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA! Let's go outside!
>>84281394
There are 17 of us Rick
REMEMBER ME RICK? WHEN I KILLED YOUR MORTY, I TALKED. JUST. LIKE. THIIIIIIIIIIS!
>>84281556
>>84281606You Sure you don't remember?
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>>84281718
Everybody just calm down, I need to remember how many of us there are.
>>84281774
Ooh! Ooh! I remember this, its 6! I think..
>>84281394
Jokes on T
YOT IM ACTUALLY DRUNK. These captcha are fucked
So... what exactly would the parasites have done if not gunned down?
Simply multiplied exponentially? Cause that's kinda all they did in the episode. Not that that wouldn't be a problem.
>>84281394
>>84281774I was going to quote everyone here, but then I got the idea of quoting post numbers that don't exist yet and saying they're this or that character, and then having those posts BE those characters chiming in, and no one has that sort of power, so now it's just making the old idea seem pale so I'm not doing any of it.
>>84281752
Hang on, who are those new cunts? The gold bitch and the orange prick? Or were they always in the show?
Thomas the Tank Engine was my fucking drug as a child. From memory, we have Thomas, James, Bertie, my nigga Henry, Edward, Diesel, Percy, Toby lurking in the background, I feel the need to say the helicopter is also Henry...and the crane is Cranky I think?
>>84281774
You seem stressed, Rick. Maybe you should just open a window.
>>84281840
Certainl seems that way, though wouldnt the world be overpopulated soon? In a matter of hours there were like 40 of them in the house
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>>84281831
No, no, there was twenty-four of us, I know it.
>>84281882
Like I said, that alone would be a problem.
But they were called "parasites" but none of the family seemed worse for the wear afterward.
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>>84281869
They add new characters all the time, there was a load of multicultural trains added a while back, like an Indian train and a Chinese train. Gotta sell those toys man.
>>84281869
Actually, the Helicopter is Harold and that’s Mavis, not Diesel but you got all the others right.
Also, the Yellow one is Molly and the Orange one is Murdoch.
Let's all go out for oden.
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>>84281950
o-oh yeah? i-i-i don't remember them at all!
>>84281930
So anon was a parasite the whole time? How distressing...
>>84281774
You can't Rick. My name is Mr. Peabody and I got the Galatic Council on your tail a minute ago but we're not going to arrest you now. The beings you're chating with are parasites who implement false memories into one's head and I've avoided the whole thing by avoiding interacting with anyone else. Remember, only Beth, Summer, Morty and my alternate universe counterpart, Jerry are real.
>>84282029
>>>/autismland/
>>84282015
Oh yeah you little shit? I'd like to see you try, because I'm feeling super today
It's time for a theory
agayy theory[/spoiler
>>84281394
RICK YOU HAVE TO LISTEN
REMEMBER that one time we all fought Darkseid, boy Mr. Shark Week man really gave him the one-two hunh guys
>>84281774
Remember that time we watched TV Rick?
Okay, maggots.
Now if you see any parasites, shoot them straight out of America!
>>84282019
What ifRick is the parasite?
>>84281394
Hey guys, what's going on in here?
>>84282124
It all makes sense! No wonder he wants to keep us trapped in here
You can't shoot me Rick, remember: band of brothers marching together
Hello, friends!
It is me, Roger!
Am not parasite!
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>>84282124
I-I say we kill, Rick!
Wow wow Rick just relax and let the eyeriss flow through you. Remember how I taught you the ways in Nepal next to my student genji?
>>84282124
This guy's right, I definitely don't remember him and you don't have to
Remember me, Rick? Primordial Serpent Darkstalker Kaathe?
I guided thee and and helped thee uncover the truth.
I am the reason you know everything you do about man and alien.
Ooooowee /co/, there sure are a lot of us in here. Reminds me of that time we all shitposted, remember that /co/ huh?
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>>84282209
Let's get him!
Not getting out of this chair to figure out who the parasite is, nope. This reminds me of the time Rick and that stupid dog messed with me truck.
Come-a on Rick! You need-a to let me out to save-a the Princess!
>>84281394
If I remember correctly only people who we have perfect memories of, without any annoyance, awkwardness and other unpleasantness. This means Beast Boy is not Parasite.
>>84282318
Thanks for the nice kek mate
Confound those parasites! They drive me to drink!
>>84282385
THERE'S A BLU!
HE'S THE PARASITE!
i think you should calm down Rick, lets go get some ice cream
Why do you always forget about me?
Poyo!
>>84282385
Solder we need to focus. And form plan to take down parasites.
With their perfect memory implantation and shapeshifting they can be anybody, including you or me
>>84281840
Pretty sure Rick said they would take over the world or something like that.
Rick, you can trust me. Remember that one time you helped me almost blow up the Earth? Good times Rick, good times.
>>84282483
Not even parasites are faggot enough to choose you
Hey, uh, guys?
How many of us is there?
Come on Rick we have to get rid of these guys!
Rick, I sense many of my kind in this thread.
So what are you waiting for Rick? DO IT
>>84282641
It can't be this guy, he's too honest. I can nazi this guy being the parasite.
Don't worry Rick, I'm sure we'll all be okay
Mph mmph mmpmhpmhm?
>>84282380
You wouldn't let him shoot me, would you /co/? You know I'm no parasite and after allI love you
>parasites do come to Earth
>they make your waifu real
Would they really be that bad?
>>84282851
That's parasite talk, see you in hell slug
>>84282851
Fred is your waifu Daphne or a trap?
>>84282915
I think you know the answer.
>>84282851
how did you know Fred was my waifu?
get out of my head
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
>>84281394
Sure Parasites invade our memories and homes, trying to leave on your expense and overrun our homeworlds but this don't mean we can't be real, genue friends with each other.
>>84282015
Please calm down, we discussed it when they appeared. Remember the memes?
>>84281394
Wouldn't it be funnt if the blast doors came to life?
Doo doo, Im a blast door and Rick opens me..
>>84281394
THE FLIGHT PLAN I FILED LISTS ME, RICK AND HIS MORTY BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU! FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT!
>>84283355
No.
That sounds really boring.
![[Disgusting Documents That Legally Grant People Ownership of Land Performed at a Price Comparable to the Monetary Value of Soil].png](https://i.imgur.com/xnNMlfk.png "[Disgusting Documents That Legally Grant People Ownership of Land Performed at a Price Comparable to the Monetary Value of Soil].png")
>>84281774
I'm sorry, what's happening here Rick?
I jut got here. I'm quite confused.
>>84281394
OH HOWDEY HO /CO/, ITS YOUR OL' PAL ROBBIE ROTTEN
I will use my ninja training to finds out who is a parasite.
>>84281840
they're parasites. They eat your food, take up your space and in the end they give you nothing in return except for so-called "good memories".
they're almost as bad as friends. Good thing I don't have those.
>>84281394
Are you sure, Rick? We've been over this. Remember? Last week? There was this big horde of space-parasites. You came to the conclusion that everybody you can only remember fondly had to be a parasite, and you realized that I and all of my friends here according to the same logic had to be real.
There doesn't seem to be any evidence of this alien-encounter in the house, but our memories of it should be more than enough proof, don't you agree?
>>84282015
I think I found the parasite
Morty I don't remember seeing you in my memories
>>84282015
Morty, be reasonable.Shoot Murdoch.
>>84285843
i just wanted a piece of percy's ass, ya feel me?
>>84281774
Nah, don't worry about it bro. We'll just head over to >>>/g/ and get this situation all sorted out. Just unlock the thread.
>>84282936
>dat Dean Ambrose jacket
>>84281747
>GOAT TIER
>>84282506
>you can trust me
>starscream.jpg
Man, this is stupid.
Just let us out, Rick. You're acting more paranoid than you did that time we all thought Chestnut Maestro had pink eye.
C'mon Rick, remember our shenanigans in Berserk World?
Remember when you cloned me from scraps after Guts killed and ate me, and as payback we both ganged up and gutted him?
Good times.
You remember the time you and I picked up those 19 year old Students out side of their UNM classes and I knocked up the crazy one.
We should be more worried about the skrulls
>>84285843
But that wouldn't be the Great Western Way.
Remember when you killed Harambe with me, Rick? Me, Congo Jack?
>>84287066
>Rick being able to kill Guts
Definitely a parasite
Rick! Don't you remember when we both raped Beauty and came on her? You laughed as I threw the bitch out after, because she was completely useless!
>>84281774
It should be just 9
>>84281774
C'mon Rick, we can figure this out! Just you and your ol' pal Frank West!
It'll be just like when we covered those wars y'know? Remember?
Oh no! Some one has lit my fuse! Rick, you need to open the blast doors now, or I'll blow up everyone in this thread!
>>84282081
Look, even if this guy isn't a parasite, we need to shoot him. Agreed?
OOOWEE
I know How Many Parisites there are.
If i don't hate you, you're A parisite. Grim Gimmie your scythe.
Alright Rick, I've got an idea! We should just build a spaceship and leave Earth!
I for one welcome our new parasite overlords
The Termite King demands you open the blast doors, Rick!
...I invaded the wrong place.
Oops, I am at The Wrong House
>>84281900
I think they're more like cuckoos, or those wasps that pretend to be baby ants. They just trick people into taking care of them
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>>84294168
>...I invaded the wrong place.
>Dark Souls Invader doesn't know what the fuck is going on: all he came here to do was beat the shit out of rick and steal what little humanity he has.
>He's not a parasite and is the only person know one knows anything about with the exception of maybe rick who's too preoccupied to care about what little obscure trivia he has on the cross-dimensional idiots.
>He's thinking about black crystalling back to his own dimension, but on the one hand he's also thinking about staying to see how things play out simply because of how fucked up this is compared to his usual gig.
>Bonus points if he ends up casually hanging around with no real commitment to any side: raiding the fridge, drinking estus, saying insightful remarks.
Certainly not horrendously funny, but at least in my head the scenario seems humorous.
>Reminder that Summer considers pissing herself in public a "good memory"
>Shoots Everywhere
>>84281394
Yeah, you said it, Rick!! Hey, I need to go outside for a second. I think I left my phone on your porch when I got the morning paper...
>>84281624
>tfw you find out it's literally a zombie
GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! I HAVE FOUND THE PARASITE! IT IS THE POSTER BELOW ME!
>>84294423
what the hell is the source of this?
>>84281394
This thread is fucking stupid. We always run these meme into the ground. I seriously can't remember a good time on this god-forsaken website.
>>84294374
Wait, what?
But there has always been 77 of us.
>>84294374
That was someone else's memory IIRC but she did reminisced and laughed about peeing herself with Jerry in The purge episode
>>84281394
W-what do you mean r-rick? Of course I belong in this board, don't you remember the good times? Hehe
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Rick, pull yourself together. We need to find and destroy the xenos filth that has infested this house.
>>84296153
I know we're just playing around but you do realise you're going to get banned?
>>84296244
But if you can't remember hiding a shitty general then it does not belong in /co/
Rick, you couldn't have forgotten that time we had together-breakfast together could you?!
>>84296153
Lol
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>>84296488
What was it?
>>84296771
Purple Magic Pony Princess.
It's terrible when you can't trust the people who are closest to you. But, dear Rick, you're being far too paranoid and dramatic. If you fail to grant us our freedom and safety, I will not hesitate to bring you down.
>>84296153
Hu, haven't seen one of these for some time.
C'mon Rick-man, you know I'm no parasite. After all, no one has good memories about the worst gem, am I right?!
Baah!
>>84296153
> Blamming ponies on sight
Parasite or no it's always a good call. Thanks mods.
>>84281435
yes
