>Be walking on the street
>Find abandoned lucha libre mask
>Put it on
>Suddenly transform into a musclebound, heavyweight, superpowered gorilla luchadore
What would you do, /co/?
Masturbate
>>84275524
probably rob a couple banks
>>84275524
Spend a few hours explaining that the x on my belt doesn't mean that I'm a filthy mutant.
>>84275524
How superpowered are we talking, here?
Beat up everyone I pass.
>>84276344
Sounds like something a mutie would say
>>84275524
I would fly over to México and stomp a couple jobbers in a weekly basis
Lots and lots of rape
Grape ape rape ape grape rape
Gonna ruin so many women with my ape cock
>>84277348
Gorillas have like 3'' dicks.
So.. No, you're not
Monkey hijinx.
I would fight the God Hand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJR5xbgWXk4
i'd already be living the dream ngl. probably go mock the normie gorillas at the zoo
>>84275524
Get McMahon on the phone.
>>84277081
super strength
stamina
blow energy bolts from your hands.
>>84275524
Take it off?
>>84275524
Join the Lucha Underground.
>>84275524
Is that young Lord Hater?
expand dong
>>84275524
I would throw my feces at passers-by.
>>84278024
>Become first ape wrestler in WWE history
>do bide your time until you can kill Roman Reigns in the ring
