Pidge is for lewd edition
Old thread >>84213896
And a couple images before I turn in to get things started.
Why are there Zarkon/Haggar shippers? Don't they know they're, you know, mother and son?
>>84229882
I feel that way about Shiro and anyone else (with the exception of maybe Allura)
He's the dad. Not the daddy.
>>84229994
... No, I mean in a literal sense. Go watch the last couple episodes of Golion.
>>84230112
I understood what you meant. The context may be different but my attitude is the same.
>>84229776
>>84229812
i want him to be a boy...he would have been so cute...
>>84229994
This reminds me, does anyone know where the official description saying 'five teenagers' comes from? I thought it was Netflix but...
>>84230222
Nevermind, found it.
>>84229822
Man, Steven would freak if he learned that the super cool robot hero force he befriended was responsible for the deaths of hundreds of sentients
friendly reminder that Haggar and Shiro did sexual.
>>84230549
Well she's better-looking than the original. Fix that chin and she's bangable.
I've never cared about Voltron, if all else fails can I still watch this new show for sex appeal?
>>84230666
If you like brown elf chicks or reverse traps then yes.
>>84230666
Yeah. Especially if you're into qt bois and grills.
When are the mods going to move voltron general into /trash/ ?
Not saying the thread belongs in /trash/, but it's just that there are a bunch of other generals in /trash/ because there's a system about how the episodes are released which voltron can't conform to because it's a netflix show, added with the fact that voltron is still, relatively speaking, a fairly newish show.
>>84230898
Zootopia generals are still going, so I guess at least until the end of the summer
>>84229882
>Don't they know they're, you know, mother and son?
That's the point!
I'm honestly surprised by how good the show is.
Who knew just applying a few endearing cliches in both writing and character design changes a fucking boring cast into a fun one?
>>84230898
It kinda sucks to have the full season dumped all at once. I really wish we could have had the whole summer to experience this show together. It deserves it.
>>84230898
what is /trash/?
>>84229844
oh boy...
>>84229882
>Haggar is Zarkon's mother
false.
>>84232117
christ how horny do you have to be to get turned on by someone drinking water
>>84232072
Off-topic/porn board, which quickly became furry central. >>>/trash/
>>84232158
the japanese don't have sex so everything is erotic to them
>>84230898
Every thread of this should be sent there the second it descends into homo posting and not a minute sooner because it's all down hill from there
>>84230898
Voltron General hasn't yet reached shitpost critical mass like other Generals do during content droughts. We'll get there, though.
>>84230549
No lie hagger is pretty hot in this i was sort of getting the vibes she and shiro fucked or something
>>84229882
Just because the original did it, doesn't mean this show will too. That also goes for the Shiro/death shippers.
>>84232194
Agreed, there's still some decent discussion material left, and a good number of new people coming into the threads upon seeing the show for the first time. I mean heck, it's been out for less than a month.
Plus starting sometime this month we'll be getting a comic series to tide us over til season 2
I seriously love the art for the Balmera, it's really fucking cool.
This is the reverse trap police.
Pidge, you are under arrest.
>>84232252
I really wish this show had better animation. The character designs aren't bad, and the writing is good shit, but wew those battle scenes.
Y'all excited about the upcoming comic series?
>>84232282
It has a weird crappy charm. Reminds me of a Total War game, when you zoom in really hard.
Sure, good battles would be nice but it doesn't really matter as long as there are Denka! hi jinks and Gieve being a dick.
>>84232252
Is that Riza Hawkeye
>>84232396
That is true, I just wish the animation matched the quality of the writing.
Season two is this month, right?
>>84232350
Yeah it looks like it might be fun. There's a few preview pages online already.
>>84232434
First episode is out actually unless you're waiting for the simuldub, in which case idk.
Why was Pidge allowed to have long hair in a military organization?
>>84232466
Cool, thanks. Didn't see a thread on /a/ about it, but I think Arslan threads die pretty quickly over there anyway.
>>84232415
Jeanne D'Arc + Hawkeye + Tsun Tsun
Arakawa only has that many character designs in her. So she's begun recycling.
At least she's not Steve Dillon, I guess.
>>84232515
They let Hunk keep his headband.
>>84232252
On what charges?
>>84229844
Holy shit that's perfect.
I never realized it but Pidge and Haruhi are sorta similar.
How long before we get SO THIS IS VOLTRON POWER?
>>84232242
Those giant vents on the right bother me a ton. No planet should be able to sustain itself shaped like that.
>>84232515
Same reason Millia Falina and all the other cadets were.
>>84232619
Simply revealing her true gender without provocation or any embarrassing scenarios. That is not the way we do these things.
why do I love this trash ship so much
>>84233052
Are you kidding? The best reverse traps don't even try to hide the fact that they're women, that's just how they are.
>>84233094
kek
looks like someone did the thing
>pidge: okay. katie holt is no longer legally allowed to trespass on garrison property.
>pidge: but PIDGE GUNDERSON is an innocent, MALE student who is just soooo thrilled to join the garrison and DEFINITELY not planning on doing any hacking. no siree. this plan is perfect.
>pidge: *dresses up exactly like their missing brother*
>pidge: yes this is good. this is so good.
>>84233052
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/comic-riffs/wp/2016/06/23/how-netflix-brought-new-life-to-voltron-the-beloved-80s-cartoon/
Them not caring was the point.
>>84233259
Why did they make Allura a guy though?
I could've sworn Shay's voice actor was Hynden Walsh but I didn't see her VA in the credits anywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9pTzoV3mlk
>Force could have looked acceptable
How do you feel about this?
>>84233427
FLAWLESS PLAN!
>>84232905
>Finally after all these years I have become Voltron: Legendary Defender (tm)
>>84233601
Love that early 2000's action show style it had
>>84232905
Allura must shapeshift into a redhead and kiss him first.
>>84233601
Pidge looks mega Green Lantern-like there.
why is she so perfect
>>84229882
Could be different for this new iteration.
>>84233791
She has divine flatness. That adds perfection to any girl.
>>84233791
She is very cute
>>84233584
Emily Eiden is who voiced her.
>>84229882
In Golion but in Voltron they're past lovers.
>>84233791
Reverse traps are always best girl.
>>84233791
Still wish she had a benis, but she's still my favorite character nonetheless.
>>84233843
>In Golion but in Voltron they're past lovers.
Gross.
>>84229776
want to snuggle
>>84233922
This. They are the thinking man's fetish.
>>84229776
So is pidge a boy or a girl?
>>84234062
A boygirl.
>>84234062
Girl
>>84234156
>turning Pidge into a slut when she's never acted like that at all
This is why hetshits are the worst
>>84234142
>>84234156
I was under the impression the five voltron pilots were all dudes. Is pidge trans or anything?
>>84234197
Watch the show its explained in the third episode or so
>>84234197
>I was under the impression the five voltron pilots were all dudes
No.
>>84234177
>Implying LGBT aren't objectifying and forcing their sexuality on characters all the time and acting like they get a pass for it.
>>84234212
>>84234214
I'm going to go watch this show. Thanks.
>>84233823
I don't even waifu her. I just think Pidge is adorable.
>>84234177
>hetshits are the worst because they inaccurately portray the characters
>OH HYEAH SUCK THAT DICK LANCE OR REALLY ANY MALE CHARACTER
>>84234197
watch the show, retard
>>84234226
>>84234233
Have fun then come back and suffer the wait for the rest of the episodes
>>84233094
>generic excuse
I'm definitely using thatif I ever get the chance.
>>84232905
He's not going to die any time soon. Keithfags can cry more.
>>84233631
ORE WA VOLTRON!!!
>>84233791
>she
I know this is true, but my brain keeps rejecting it for some reason...
Do we have any idea how old Pidge is? Like, it would be weird for her to be much younger than her cadet classmates, so is she the same age as Lance and Hunk and just short. Or, since it's more a military thing, and you can enroll whenever, is she a couple years younger and just excelled at the entry exam (or, more likely, hacked fake records into the system), She seems about 13-14, while Lance and Hunk are probably around 17-18.
>>84234321
Setsuna please go.
>>84232951
nah, sphericality is only important if you have a liquid underneath layer. otherwise you can support any shape at any size
>>84234321
>>84234345
>>84234342
I think she's just small. Plenty of grown women have bodies like her (it has its own descriptor: petit. Short and slim without much body fat and small breasts)
>>84233819
this. holy crap i can't contain it. and having seen her real life sans-glasses doppelganger i'm feeling more waifuobsessed than usual
>>84234177
she's only a slut for peanut butter dude, everyone's got a weakness.
>>84234342
Shiro is technically supposed to still be a teen during VLD so that would've made him 18 at the start of the series. Pidge is old enough to be able to get into the Garrison as her real identity without eyebrows being raised. So the age difference probably isn't too huge. More likely she's about 15.
>>84234342
when you're a genius you get put into the advanced classes, right?
>>84234403
So what you're saying is, as long as you can find Lance's weakness, he'd let you fuck him in the ass?
>>84234284
Nice reaction gif. I'm still right.
>>84234449
Pretty sure that .gif is meant to show that you have a point he's unable to argue with.
>>84234433
probably not that far, but if you put his favorite food in some girl's snatch he might not be able to contain himself
>>84234522
you said anyone will go a slut for their weakness
Why wouldn't he take the D then
>>84234522
That's dependent on what his favorite food is.
Vaginas are pretty elastic but I doubt you get comfortably get a Philly cheese steak in there
>>84234433
He probably likes to get fucked by chicks with strapons.
>>84234177
I don't think that in the context of the picture she would actually do it, but is just teasing him and Lance is too much of an idiot blinded by the possibility of pussy to see it.
>>84234557
Vaginas push out 9 lb babies all the time. A cheesesteak would be no problem.
>>84229882
Wait, Zarcon and Hager were a couple with Prince Loutor as an illiget son..
>Something went wrong with the dub again.
>>84229776
>Draw a boy
>Call it a girl
So who else wants to get some action with Coran's moustache?
>>84234508
Normally I see it used for "That's so stupid I don't even know how to answer that"
>>84233601
They tried, but it's for the best that it tanked. The new show has the right idea of embracing the franchise's roots as hybrid Ameri-Anime bullshit (even if it was just the writing and art being separate rather than taking cues from both regions in all aspects).
I mean, even GoLion was a shameless ripoff, so having a show that wears its influences on its sleeve suits it just fine.
>>84229882
Haggar is an Altean traitor who combined her DNA with Zarkon's to create Subject LTR-001 as the ultimate Lion pilot, using the Red Lion as a testbed.
>>84234554
slut doesnt make you go full gay though
>>84234557
well now i kinda need to see this.
until now most of my genitalfoodplay ideas have been like "donut / pineapple ring on the dong, waffle slotted neatly into the snatch" kinda shit.
>>84234636
Something known colloquially as "a best."
Wonder if and when Japan might get this...This is the only Voltron I've ever liked and it's never gonna get in SRW.
>>84234695
Oh shit now I gotta check this out.
>>84234719
They can watch it but apparently it's not subbed in their language yet let alone dubbed, at least not as of the end of the June.
>>84234695
it's not exactly rocket science
modern western ideas of masculinity and femininity are almost backwards. not quite, but almost.
>>84234695
Name?
>>84234751
Wonder if, in the off chance this isn't a huge licensing clusterfuck for them, they would dub it as GoLion or keep it Voltron.
>>84234751
they are watching it, we saw their reactions in other threads
>>84234787
they're keeping it voltron. someone said this has been announced
>>84234787
Still called Voltron. Apparently Power Rangers is exported back to Japan as its own thing, and so was Kamen Rider Dragon Knight. They even had VAs like Rikiya Koyama dubbing it.
>>84234371
I've always wondered if 00 was a remade Wing as Seed was a remade 0079.
>>84234829
First half maybe, but the second half was basically Shittier Zeta.
>>84234858
>shittiER Zeta
What's wrong with Zeta?
>>84234829
The first half kind of was, the second half was fucking awful.
>>84234394I bet she has cute, puffy nipples
>>84234828
Yeah, but in those cases it's an adaptation in such a way that billing it as a new iteration would seem too redundant. Legendary Defender is more like Speed Racer X's situation.
Although, considering GoLion was fucking garbage, I wouldn't want to resurrect that license either.
>>84234858
At least we got based Titeria for lots of happy fapping.
Do you ship them?
>>84235207
No but I think it would be cute if Pidge had a young child crush on Shiro.
>>84235207
No, but I can see Pidge kissing up to Shiro to get a better look at his arm.
>>84235222
Same. Pidge crushing on everybody 2K16.
>>84235207
>Do you ship them?
To be honest yes
>>84235207
No because Shiro probably feels like a dad to Pidge since he couldn't save hers
PostlewdAllura
>>84235207
I shop PidgeXpenis. She just wants any penis in her vicinity. Who it belongs to is irrelevant.
>>84235266
Post-lewd Allura. Allura shortly after being lewd.
>>84235266
Only if its loli allura.
>>84235207
No, Keith or bust. Keith is pure.
Pidge is a slut.
>>84235207
I thought Shiro had a thing for Princess Elastigirl.
>>84235207
Yes. She can borrow his arm for "calibration" and then turn the servos to "vibrate".
>>84235207
Of course
>>84235347
Maybe, but I interpreted it as general impressedness and his urge to save her as survivor's guilt since he also wants to get the Holts back.
>>84235207
No, it's too much of a pure big bro & little sis relationship for me to do so, though I can see Pidge developing a one-sided crush on Shiro later on.
>>84235340
>>84235340
I want this daki. Or maybe one with the right image and another with her covered in semen. But goddamn good either way.
>>84234926
probably held down with bandaids
puffy vulva goes without saying as well
>>84235347
Who wouldn't?
>>84235207
>that shirley henderson face
appropriate i guess
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656819
LETS SETTLE THIS
>>84234783
Are you fucking blind?
>>84235269
>I just think they're neat
>I-I'm doing science! I need to learn how they work
>... something about the smell..
>w-would you dip it in peanut butter? For science!
>>84235340
The right is way too frilly. She should be in boyshorts and a thin little camisole.
>>84235562
>no death option
>>84235667
Because it's not an option
>>84235562
Does strawpoll never work for anyone else? I just get a single pixel png
>>84235711
ah yes, the deadly pixel
>>84235562
I hate how they changed the results system to unranked.
>>84235207
I actually don't ship any of them. The family-friend vibe is very comfy.That doesn't mean I won't be writing porn, though.
>>84235207
of course.
>>84235896
>oh god he's gonna feel my-
>what's that poking me in the back of the head? feels like a pencil eraser or something...
>>84235911
>size of a pencil eraser
Must be because he's Japanese.
>>84235911
she feels Keith, who is underwater giving shiro a bj
>>84235207
Alura is the only girl for Shiro.
>>84234449
You're not even right about what that gif meant, delusionoid.
>>84235937
>>84235942
god dammit you know i meant squirrel-and-nut!
>>84235937
So Shiro is Japanese.
Keith is Japaneseuntil it's revealed he's ayylmao.
Pidge is white.
What does that make Lance and Hunk?
>>84236054
Pacific islanders?
>>84236054
Lance is clearly a mixed-breed of white and something not-quite-white, most probably a Hispanic.
Hunk is some manner of monstrous Pacific Islander.
>>84235207
Actual romance between the paladins feels bad man. They're too much like siblings (fuck that daddy shit, Shiro is an aniki, not an oyaji). The younger ones crushing on Shiro is OK though.
>>84235937
I'd be pretty weirded out if a guy's dick was located on his chest.
>>84236065
I can see Hunk as a Pacific islander but Lance seems to be something else. I get Mid Eastern vibes from him. Maybe Italian or Greek.
>>84236054
Lance is probably Cuban, as when he gets homesick he mentions a Cuban beach.
>>84236125
>implying Shiro isn't about to get on Pidge's shoulders
>>84236065
Hunk being Pacific Islander suddenly makes it make more sense that he cooked a bunch of Oriental food
>>84236054
Lance looks latino to me
Hunk just seems ambiguously brown, maybe he's mixed race
>>84236054
Hunk daydreams about so he's probably from Hawaii or one of the Pacific islands.
>>84236211
didnt he straight up talk about spam musubi once
>>84236262
*daydream about spam musubi
How the fuck did I mess that up
Requesting Pidge edit.
>>84236054
Lance is a half-breed of white and some sort of Hispanic or Greek.
>>84236417
>>84236523
I didn't realize this! Good to know, I'd been kinda wondering about Hunk's race
>>84236551
pretty sure we have that
>>84235999
But I'm right about LGBT being no better than cishet. You're free to argue a point.
>>84236551
Already exists.
>>84236417
>>84236523
I thought it was just sushi.
>>84236262
Well that explains his weight.
>>84236618
That's definitely spam musubi if you've ever seen it.
>>84236644
Plus his strongfat build.
>>84235266
I should really draw some Allewdra
it doesn't seem like there's much art of her at all
>>84236756
Most of the sexier Allura art is amazon stuff.
>>84234647
I meant for it agreeing with you.
>>84236756
you should.
you definitely should
>>84236756
I also think you should.
>>84233473
Shiro really does have the best eyelashes on the team.
>>84236618
>>84236660
Oh shit
Really needs a Space mall episode
>>84235340
>best boy is best girl
Why is that always the case, /co/? Or is it just a 4chan thing?
>>84236618
what one is Lance's father?
>>84235896
I've never wanted a beach episode more.
>>84237530
we like tomboys?
>>84234226
They are shitty hypocrites.
>>84237530
androgynous girls have the best genes, inherent survival knowledge
>>84237556
It looks like Lance has two moms and a dad.
>>84237562
If Scooby-Doo could have a beach episode, then maybe the new Voltron can too.
>>84237530
Her hacking abilities are straight-up bullshit though.
>>84237530
the shit women have been taught to be for most of the last century is "shit men used to be, but have given up on being because they can't be bothered"
most of it they do for each other, it's not appealing to men.
>>84236582
>>84236610
Then post it!
>>84237530
Reverse traphood hints - if slightly so - that the girl in question might actually be a socially awkward person with skeletons in her closet. Which anons obviously find attractive, since sane, well-adjusted women would never even look their way.
>>84237606
What about androgynous alien goblin girls?
>>84237668
>>84237676
The desire to bang xenos is so you cuck all of their males and they stop breeding, eventually killing their entire species. Genocide through sex.
>>84237556
Probably the center one, the one in the blue shirt.
Big one one the far-left is his uncle. The woman in green is his mom.
Also interesting to know that he's the big brother of two significantly younger siblings, and we'll probably see the two young cousins on the far-right as frequently recurring characters.
>>84235347
Galra cargo soldier did nothing wrong.
>>84237700
Oh well, I was hoping for a literal "I has a pidge" image.
>>84237834
Some of the Galra soldiers actually seem like okay dudes. Probably just take the job for the dental benefits.
>>84237842
so erase the words and write in your own
>>84236618
His dad has a Hogan stache?
>>84236618
>all Keith thinks about is his shitty ranch house
Now I'm beginning to understand xeno-fetishists more; some of the aliens in this show are pretty hot.
I hope these two return later on with their cute robot.
>>84237999
Thought this was pretty awkward too, honestly. It's so obvious they're saving the bulk of his character development when he has his race-traitor realization.
>>84237999
>it's Shiro's house
>>84237530
Its a superior taste kind of thing.
>>84236618
>>84237999
>Keith's greatest joy in life is being in some shack in the middle of nowhere
>>84237615
>Voltron ends with Lance in a polygamous relationship with Keith, Allura, and Pidge.
>>84237999
The shitty, lonely ranch house represents his attachment disorder.
>>84237700
Fuck this is cute. Sauce?
>>84238102
>Voltron becomes Aquarion
>Keith is an immortal gay
>Lance is secretly a dog
>>84238141
>>84238067
>>84237999
I think it's because he's an orphan and that shitty house was all he had going for him. He was already kicked out of school and didn't seem to live with any adoptive family, and didn't even seem to have any friends from when he was in school (with Shiro as a possible exception). There's a reason he freaks out when Pidge wants to leave for her family. He's not even close to any of the paladins except maybe Shiro, but that's probably the most he's ever had.
>>84238363
What if he's an orphan because he literally has no memories and was created fairly recently, and didn't exist before he enrolled in the Garrison?
>>84238163
>Pidge grows up into Zessica
>>84238421
>>84238363
I am in favor of whichever theory causes the most sadness for Keith.
>>84237999
>>84238088
>He and Shiro used to go out there and bang.
>>84238634
Why else would he have spare clothes in Shiro's size?
>>84238676
>shiny Pidge
fucking lost it
>>84238676
Now we're reached blogging levels.
>>84238549
>>be sad and unloved your whole life
>>finally find your place with some other young people fighting for freedom
>>find out you're actually one of the dudes they hate and fight to destroy
>>Lose the sense of belonging you finally got after all this time
>>84238724
you mean copypasta levels.
>>84236054
Lance is canonically a Latin American, as he has fond memories of Cuba.
>>84238733
He is a hundred times more cute as a Galra than as a human.
>>84238733
>find out you were literally created to destroy them and use Voltron to take over the universe
>>84238766
I'm betting Lance will agree.
I kinda wish Pidge were actually a boy all along.
I'm working on a dumb thing to try to practice pacing and panel layout. Have an angry nerd.
>>84235207
Well, I kind of like it, but man some AO3 fics using "his" "he", or worst of all "THEIR" as pronouns is severely angering me
>>84238806
>series adds more qt girls than voltron ever had
>98% of fanart is still homolust
I fucking hate you
