The time has come for another installment of the Fantastic Four starring
Pyron
Monkey D. Luffy
Stone Phillips
Miss-appear
Let's do this.
Tonight's episode has been rated S for Spooky. Viewer discretion is advised.
An explosion at the Baxter Building!
First time I've caught this live.
Johnny: Suffering Cats! There's an explosion at Reed's Lab!
Thing: What? Again?! We can't leave him alone for 5 seconds!
It's my turn to pull him out of the fire? For fuck's sake.
Thing, you check to see if he's unleashed some eldrich abomination in the wreckage. I'll go fly over and see where he's at. Sis, you... stay here and do your thing.
Sue: Be careful Johnny! Fire hot!
*cough* so many fumes! Fire... thinning the air... heat is getting too much to handle... can't hang on much longer! *cough*
Reed: I'll save you Johnny! You're almost out of gas!
Sue: Thank God you're ok Johnny! Reed! I'm glad you were able to save Johnny from the fiery deathtrap you created!
Richards what are you doin cosplaying as Mysterio and blowing up labs for? This is our house too ya know?!
I was simply experimenting on creating a new form of rocket fuel. One capable of easily melting steel beams and it proved far more powerful than I had anticipated.
And who are you to complain? I pay the bills around here and if I want a non-OSHA complaint building then that's what the mighty Mr. Fantastic will have!
!!!
>>84217964
(glad to have you aboard)
It's that glowing rock over by my scienceanator machine. I called it Prometheus X!
I should probably get out of my asbestos suit, shower, do my hair, rinse and repeat, put on cologne and fresh underwear and then I'll explain the rest.
So anyways this glowing, warm, buzzing, itchy rock I found came from a meteorite from space.
It landed on a small, probably uninhabited island off the coast of Africa.
And according to the science newspaper some eccentric scientist First name Doctor last name Kragoff made some sort of superfuel from that rock. You can tell he's eccentric because he refuses to get his eyebrows waxed like any decent human being.
So then I heard that a space rock fell in Arizona so I took the fanatiscopter over there this morning when you were all asleep and see if I could make my own super fuel and one-up that Kragoff guy so I could rub his nose in it.
WAKE UP BEN I'M TELLING A STORY.
Anyways this rock has enough power to take us to the moon. I've already patented and copyrighted this and the fuel so that I and I alone will get any credit for this remarkable achievement.
Reed you truly are the Thomas Eddison of our era.
Anyways with this rock we could win the space race!
Reed: Rumor has it that Kragoff also has a space ship and may try to fly to the moon.
This rock feels right near my crotch. I'll keep it there for a while.
If that guy gets to the moon first he could goof up the entire world!
Right! I've modified our experimental vessel we got our superpowers in and by next week we'll be in space and hopefully beat him to the moon!
I have a special interest here! The very spot where the great philosophers Dick Parry and Clare Torry sung about in their ballad!
MEANWHILE AT KRAGOFF'S MODERN ART HOUSE
You! Pick up the gun! Shoot! Shoot!
BLAM BLAM
Excellent! The kids in kindergarten said it was crazy to try to teach a monkey how to use a gun! Well, who's crazy now?!
You! Gorilla! Prove to the world that gorillas can be taught to turn a wheel clockwise!
That's not as impressive as the gun thing...
And this Orangutang I've taught to be a mechanic! He charges 25 dollars an hour and can do an oil change in 15 minutes!
With these three I shall be the first man on the moon!
And the first man to land on the moon shall rule the world!
Time to make destiny my ape-friends!
Why did I not teach a regular monkey to be a mechanic? I missed a perfectly good chance to make grease monkey or monkey wrench jokes. Blast!
Mr. Fantastic: Seat belts everyone! Next stop! THE MOON!
(I'd appreciate a bump every now and then I'm afraid I'll autosage)
Whooooosh!
We are getting close to the cosmic rays which gave the Fantastic Four their powers! I had time to bust out the markers and make a drawing of it.
>>84219374
I actually read that as Kragoff screaming WHOOOOOSH!
Then! We'll all have superpowers! Me and my apes will call ourselves the Terrific Tetrad. We'll trick FOX into buying the rights for our movie franchise and then force them to spend millions and millions just to keep the copyright!
THERE IT IS! THAT POWER!
POOOOOOOOOOOWERRRR
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Reed: Those cosmic rays are pretty this time of night. Still, this time I think I'll go around and not risk getting some lame power like super-sensitivity to hot and cold drinks.
Thing: LOOK! The spaceship!
Keeping this thread alive
Johnny: Can I do something today? I'll go check out the spaceship. From space.
It'll give me a chance to try out that experimental atmo-wetsuit you invented for me.
>>84217933
Oh boy spookness ahoy
I'm glad I have an absurd degree of preptime. Put it on!
But make it a short trip! You know how prone to sudden, catastrophic explosions my unreliable inventions are!
I miss radical von awesome
OP PAST TOO SLOW. HULK NO LIKE TO WAIT
Finally! A little chilly but I'll be fine. Time to take a look at Kragoff up close!
Whoa! One guy and three apes!
That shit's bananas!
>>84219733
Capcha's are a bitch, man.
Kragoff: Now! I'm going to beat my gorilla with a stick until I see what powers it has.
I'm not putting up with that kind of treatment! Not in a gorillion years!
On second thought I'll kill him if he attacks and see if his corpse has any superpowers!
*gasp*! That poor Gorilla!
Wha? What is happening to this gun?! It's changing its form as thought it were some sort of T-1000!
It's the cosmic rays! It lets that Mandrill change its shape! That makes him closest to the Mr. Fantastic of the group! No fair! I wanted to be like him only better!
Torch: Some sort of magnetic power coming from that Orangutan is pushing me away! It's controlling magnetism like I control fire! I better run back and tell everyone!
THAT'S TWICE YOU'VE DONE IT JOHNNY! YOU KEEP THIS UP AND I'M REPLACING YOU WITH A SASSY ROBOT!
Explain yourself!
keeping this thread alive
>>84220095
WITH NO SURVIVORS
That madman Kragoff in his transparent ship! He had three super apes working for him! One of them attacked me with magnetism and I almost didn't make it back.
I'll do better next time I swear plz don't fire me I need this job Reed.
Johnny: But it's not like any of you volunteered to go out there! Just sayin'
Magnetic power super ape? Of all the times to leave my wooden gun at home! We'll have to be careful! Danger lies up ahead!
Thing: No! The moon lies ahead! We're comin in fast!
Someone wanna hit the brakes? I didn't come up here to end up a moon pie!
Sue: Everyone remember where we parked!
Reed: Seems like the air's ok. Let's take a look around.
Thing: Lookathat! Some ruins of some lost moon civilization!
Reed: Yes! This must the Moon Kingdom! It was once a great place until Queen Serenity and her sailor brats ran it into the fucking ground.
Thing: What a spooky place! I got the feeling like we're being watched! Some people watching our misadventures on a computer screen criticizing our every action!
Sue: No it's apes! We're in the wrong neighborhood!
Reed: Take cover!
Thing: What? Run from these guys? Don't wuss out on me now guys!
Get them my apes! We'll eliminate them and then our super hero team of four with quirky powers will have no competition!
I've been cooped up all day! Bout time I get to clobber somethin'!
OOOOF! He made a monkey outta me!
I gotcha Ben! Gorillas are weak to fire!
Owch! This Gorilla's unstoppable! He's like the the Thing! Only better looking!
Now! I will finish them off with my freeze ray!
JOHNNY GET OUT THE WAY! SUE WHERE ARE YOU? I DON'T SEE YOU ANYWHERE!
Ahhhhh! Now while the Human Torch Chills out I'll get Mr. Bigshot next!
Hey got me! He made a human Popsicle out of me!
Help me! Help me! Somebody help me! Before he finds a skyscraper to climb!
My thumb isn't covered! Now I just have to flame on... Got it!
>>84219465
nice
Torch! We gotta defrost Reed before he gets a cold and a stuffy nose!
>>84219584
UNLIMITEDDD POWERRRR
Kragoff: Quickly! Into this jet-powered ... car? Train? Monorail? We will drive off and then take the girl hostage!
>>84220348
>wooden gun
;)
I don't know what I will hold her hostage for but I'm sure she's worth a lot! I've also found moon weapons underneath the moon city so they better no try anything!
Gorilla: Check your mirrors! Watch the gas! Make sure you signal! Don't forget your blind-spots! Great you missed the turn! Take a right up ahead!
You better watch out! My husband is going to rescue me and he hates being upstaged especially by some cheap knockoff bootleg version of himself!
Yo Reed a jetcar just left! It needs a smogcheck badly! They must have taken Sue on it.
>>84218189
Top kek
You two follow her! Try to keep a safe distance!
What the fuck kind of shit plan is that Reed? They're in a Jet car and you want us to go on foot? I'll never be able to catch up! Johnny could be we gotta stay together and hold hands for safety.
And what are you gonna do?
I saw some science equipment a ways back and I'm going to science a science solution and save Sue.
Kragoff: Now Mrs. Richards! You will stay prisoner here guarded by my apes! There is no exit to this room except past the laser bars
And my apes are hungry! So I brought some food and dumped it on the floor! They'll be too fixated on the food to just let you pass should you find a way past the lasers!
Now I bid you farewell as I clip my way through this wall because the developers didn't fix the collision bugs! AHAHAHAHAHA! I'm leaving just for a lil' bit.
>>84220508
Bump.
Those apes are formidable! But I bet since they're all hungry stupid gross animals they'll just forget about me if I destroy his force field with one of mine. Here goes!
I did it!
>>84218289
I understood that reference
Apes: This food is locally sourced farmed fresh organically and eating it off the floor only enhances the flavor.
8/10
>>84219117
>He's got a gun!
Well that was easy! Time to blow this Popsicle stand
Now! When the Thing and Torch walk around that corner I'll blast them with a disintegrator ray!
Sue: Psssss hey. Johnny, Ben. Stop stomping around! Kragoff has a blasting gun up ahead!
Johnny: Stay here! I'm gonna try something! Make stomping noises for me ok? I'll be right back!
>>84220348
best joke right there, well done OP
I hear someone up ahead! This is gonna be good!
>>84219716
We all do
He'll never expect this!
There's a falling girder and it's coming right for me! Blast my fatal flaw! Weak peripheral vision!
WHAM
He's getting away! We have to avenge our embarrassing loss!
Those fools can't catch me! I climb like an.... ape?
>>84220487
We are anoons seers of the infinte
They'll never figure out a way past this moon sewer lid!
Open that sewer Kragoff or you're a dead man! You can make history for first man to DIE on the moon!
Richards! You should know better! You have to say the magic word!
Please don't make me murder you in space Kragoff!
That's better!
Thing: I'll grab him boss! Just say where to clobber!
Kragoff: You can not tough me! I am transparent! Your attacks will faze right through me! My super power is that I can turn into a ghost! oOOoooOOOOO!
So you're stuck being the Sue Storm of your group? Ahahahahahaa! Everyone point and laugh!
Fortunately for me I found a gun that will turn ghosts into plastic!
He's going to make for one hell of a discussion piece on the front lawn. All he needs is a stupid little hat.
That was the easy part, Stretch! Now we gotta round up those apes!
ONE APE ROUNDING UP LATER
>>84217902
Hey anon, remember the first one of these threads you did? How Ben was wearing a chef's hat and apron? I need source on that episode really bad.
>>84221813
Savage af
Sue: Did anyone notice that the guy called himself Red Ghost despite not really being a ghost? He was intangible, not transparent. He went to YALE for crying out loud and he made that mistake. That really bothers me.
Thing: We got another problem too.
Johnny: Oh yeah?
Thing: When everyone sees we've got a bunch of monkeys flying our ship the world'll thing something went horribly Kong up here in space!
ahahahahahahahahaha.
THE END
>>84221882
Return of the Mole Man
Anyways! Thanks for bearing with me everyone.
I'll be doing another episode tomorrow night. Brace for some Super Skrull action.
Hope you all enjoyed yourself and have a great night.
Last week's episode in case anyone missed it
>>84093579
>>84217902
have you done Molecule Man yet? what are your plans for his episode?
>>84222437
You want me to spoil it for you? That's no fun at all! Molecule man is weeks and weeks away at the rate I'm going.
So who won the race to the moon? That plot point got dropped.
what shows would do well with this kind of style?
>>84225166
Spider-man.
Any show based off of a video game
Popeye
Flintstones or Jetsons.
Professor Impossible and family spin off written by OP when
>>84220969
[hot monkey dick]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38VBv0ZenZU
There's never going to be another fantastic four cartoon ever will there?
>>84217902
Where's Sue? Leaving her out of the .... oh...
Ah, I see!
>>84231104
It's for the good. Marvel sucks at making good cartoons and when they somehow do it's automatically cancelled after less than two seasons with a cliffhanger to be replaced by total dogshit.
>>84219211
>25 dollars an hour
>in the 60s
Holy fucking shit.
I want mooooore.
only the diablo and the moleman ones are still on the archive, anyway i could read the older episodes?
>>84232118
Agree. Hardcore fan of the FF and I love what you're doing.
