Lucky Lekku Edition
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Darth Vader #21
Droids and Ewoks (Graphic Novel)
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>ywn have a trandoshan gf
>>83800084
This really makes me sad.
>>83811000
Long lekku are the best lekku. The implants are worth the money.
>>83800084
>Alsod-do you think he took one of those Banthas as his bride?
He probably painted its hair blonde, that's how Obi likes'em.
>>83811151
>stuck living out his existence on Tatooine and barely clinging to what he once was
Yeah, that is really depressing. Especially once you got to know Obi-Wan and all he went through.
>>83811297
My husbando doesn't deserve this.
>>83811255
What happens in the Dune Sea stays in the Dune Sea
>>83811358
>My husbando doesn't deserve this.
>"The things I love don't deserve this hell.", says every Star Wars fan.
Fixed that for you.
But really, can anyone say their character had a good life and a peaceful end?
>>83812129
>gets to live in son's house
>gets to hang out with grandson
>son's wife cooks for him
>gets to watch porn all day
>all thanks to his son's drug smuggling money
Itchy's living the dream
>>83811103
She looks weird.
>>83813001
Yeah, well, she's a reptile, which means she doesn't have breasts.Even though some tree species do
Is anyone still playing swtor?
I'm thinking of picking it back up
>>83813043
I meant more that her face isn't nearly as attractive as the males'.
>>83813058
I still am. It got its claws into me and I'll never give it up until the servers get shut down.
>>83813125
But anon, that makes you atrandofag
What are the odds that the Obi-Wan issues will eventually be compiled into their own trade paperback?
>>83813344
What are the odds the Obi-Wan movie will be based on these issues?
>>83813215
It worth playing as a free player?
>>83813332
Got it in one, my friend.
>>83813344
They are better off being with the other Star Wars issues, where the context of the journal entries makes a bit more sense.
Why are all women in Star Wars annoying except for the Sith women?
Obi-Wan storytime
>>83813664
>the last Skywalker I tried to train was GONE
>they were ALL gone. All the Jedi. And sometimes I wondered...
>If I should have with them
The feels man
>>83813664
Obi-Wan movie featuring shota Luke when?
So I guess Luke just reads all of Ol'-Ben Kenobi's journal in the X-Wing?
>>83813968
godspeed story-anon. Don't stop!
Who hype for season 3?
>>83814045
>don't stop
What do I do when Irun out of issues?
I like to think Vader's mindset during the Empire is initially tons of doubt in Palpatine and possibly Anakin coming out every now and then when he starts thinking about finding Yoda and restarting the Jedi. This changes though over time because Sheev starts teaching Vader more about the Sith and Vader starts wanting to kill Sheev. Initially he would be using the excuse that he could kill him and then remake the Jedi but over time his true anger towards Sheev leads him to wanting to kill him to fulfill the rule of two. Over the years he becomes more angry towards Sheev but also fearful because he understands that there's no way he can possibly kill him in his condition so he's essentially Sheev's slave. But Sheev abuses this and uses Vader's anger and sorrow to power himself as a sort of rule of one. That along with his abuse of midichlorians and technology shows that even the Sith are losing their way now.
And all of this makes pottery with the prequels where initially Anakin didn't want to be a Jedi in the comics but over time he ended up being a kind of acceptable Jedi until some event happened (his son) and he turned Sith. And while all of this is happening Anakin's order is changing into something it's not until it's finally destroyed. To be honest if you want to know what happened to Kylo and Luke's Jedi Academy you should probably look at the OT and PT because it will probably rhyme with them in many ways.
>>83814099
In Lords of the Sith we find out that it's litterally that
Anything interesting in the not Star Wars show this week?
>>83814099
>this image, the post
>>83814158
Pardon?
Vader constantly pushes his old life down into hatred. Hatred of killing Padme, hatred of Ashoka leaving him, and hatred of Fives for being right. Then all he wants to do is kill Sheev, but he's got the answers he needs so SOON, but not yet.
hey ever wanted to hear Bubbles from PPG say Vader's lines or hear Maurice LaMarche do 3PO as Shatner?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBzRmWeC6Ds
This man is more waifu material than any of your shitty bait that's forced in your little kids show
Prove me wrong
Pro tip: you can't
>>83814062
I'm sort of hype, but not like I used to be. I'm really not in the mood for more cameos and nerfed A-Wings.
>>83814377
MAUL
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>>83814377
X-Wings fucking when?
>>83812513
>Had to become a chieftain
>Had to fight the CIS in a moon the Wookies tried to colonize
>Had to defend his home from a CIS invasion
>Had to endure the enslavement of his people during the Imperial period
>Troopers raided his home and threatened his grandson's life
>Had to bury his son, Chewie
At least he got to watch VR porn
>>83814404
>MAUL
Is an idiot that can't keep getting his ass kicked. The season two finale shown, after all these years, he's still a fuckup that hasn't learned a thing.
>>83814419
>X-Wings fucking when?
They might be in the upcoming season, who knows. I bet the first one we see will get blown to bits though, unless Hera 'Plotarmor; Syndulla is flying it.
>>83813378
Subbing is so much more worth it, but yeah, you can get all the way to lvl 50 free.
>>83814070
lol noice kenner gonk
>>83814326
>knifed by his own bodyguard
Yeah, great taste you've got there.
>>83814539
Not an argument
>>83814466
Why's the bad wookie gotta be black, huh? racist much?
>>83814563
The dead require no argument, they're already beneath consideration.
>>83814566
we wuz wooks and shiet
That's it. I imagine there will be another at the end of The Last Flight of the Harbinger. I actually think that might be Aaron's last issue assuming this series lasts as long as Darth Vader did.
>>83814599
>hurr durr muh dead people
Not an argument if this took place a long time ago :^)
>>83814510
Maybe I'll get a 60 day one time thing
>>83814632
Darth Vader is ending?
>>83814632
I love you anon. Thank you for this
>>83814672
Yeah, with issue 25. I'm kind of glad, as much as I wanted to like it, it was inconsistent and the great moments were far and few between.
Also, they killed comic's best new character.
>>83814679
You're welcome
>>83814672
STAR WARS: DARTH VADER #25
KIERON GILLEN (W) • SALVADOR LARROCA (A)
Cover by JUAN GIMENEZ
VARIANT COVERS OUT THE ASS
It has all built up to this! Vader’s trials against Cylo’s creations! His machinations against the Emperor! His covert missions with Doctor Aphra and her murderous droids! All comes to fruition in an oversized 40-page issue by the stellar team of Kieron Gillen and Salvador Larroca! You won’t want to miss this ending!
56 PGS./Rated T …$5.99
>>83814439
>rustled
>>83814672
#25 will be the last Darth Vader issue.
>>83814731
>It has all built up to this! Vader’s trials against Cylo’s creations! His machinations against the Emperor! His covert missions with Doctor Aphra and her murderous droids! All comes to fruition in an oversized 40-page issue by the stellar team of Kieron Gillen and Salvador Larroca! You won’t want to miss this ending!
>>83814797
>Tfw we get Damn You All: Star Wars Edition
>>83814797
>stellar team of Kieron Gillen and Salvador Larroca
>Salvador Larroca
>Stellar
Man do I hate this terrible artist.
>>83815026
>Man do I hate this terrible artist.
>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VH-tJSpkjA
>>83814099
The truth about Vader is that he's not a very good Sith.
But he's an excellent Jedi.
So obi wan stayed on that desert shithole this whole time? I thought he would go off on an adventure-mission or two, not stay there and slowly wither away in the heat.maybe even father a child with Satines sister? There was some chemistry thereMan he deserved so much more than this.
>>83819595
Nah, he stayed on Tatooine and lived a sad life. Then, when he died, his force-ghost went back to Tatooine.
>>83819595
With Luke constantly trying to get himself killed? Fat chance.
>>83817855
>an excellent Jedi.
He murdered kids
MRW no news on my favorite game from E3
>>83820448
The general hope is that they are saving them for the upcoming star wars celebration. Unless we get sheev'ed again
>>83817855
He excelled at all of the physical and technical aspects of being a jedi, but utterly failed at most of the spiritual and mental aspects.
>>83820345
Those weren't kids, they were larval zealots of a depraved philosophy of repression and hypocrisy. Setting them free was a mercy to them, and to the galaxy.
>>83814404
This honestly seems a bit out of character for Luke. Boy was too dutiful just to run off.
>>83814099
You're right on the money. The New canon has this mindset especially Tarkin, Lords of the Sith and the Vader comics. Palpatine detects flashes of the lightside within Vader many times in Tarkin. And the Vader comics state that Vader is fed up with Sidious because he knows what he really is and Sidious and the Sith have kinda lost their way. Palpatine has become too complacent without the Jedi challenging him and its made him sloppy.Also, I love how Vader calls out Sheev in the Vader comics when he "succeeds" killing his successors.
>>83821287
I agree. Given how despite his verbal protests he just did whatever Owen and Beru asked him too, him bailing on a whim is taking a huge liberty with the character as he's been presented, unless this is some sort of kernal of information we're supposed to take with us into ep VIII as to why he vanished when the galaxy needed him instead of sticking around to help the Republic after the Kylo Ren betrayal.
Fuck I just thought of an awesome ending to Episode 2 that would be better than the one we got.
>Episode 1 showed the beginning of the clone wars and Anakin losing his arm to Dooku along with Anakin and Padme meeting
>Episode 2 shows Anakin and Padme fall in love and the clone wars being fought.
>at the end of Episode 2 Anakin is chasing Dooku on some heavily populated planet
>eventually Anakin realizes that he'll never catch up to Dooku so he calls in an air strike
>some star destroyers drop gas bombs on the planet
>millions are killed and Anakin is forcing himself to stay alive but he's coughing up blood and barely staying awake
>Obi Wan flies down and picks Anakin up
>You see tons of holonet reports of a horrible massacre by the Jedi
>meanwhile you hear Anakin gasping for air in the most guttural way
>all of a sudden you hear the air pressure sound effect from RotJ then you hear the classic Vader breathing
>it then shows the back of Anakin as he's watching the news reports
>Obi Wan walks in
>Anakin then gives the 'I'm not the Jedi I'm supposed to be' speach in his new younger sounding Vader voice
>it then shows a shirtless Anakin with the lower part of Vader's mask, some tubes coming out of his chest, and a robotic arm and the movie ends
Imagine how fucking hyped people would be watching that.
>>83822092
edgy
>>83822092
I would actually love that.
Ep 3 could then play on the way his new appearance strains his relationship with Padme, and showing Anakin to be disfigured but still of noble bearing. Shows a more human side to the characters rather than a plot device to make Luke and Leia exist.
Also gradually descends into the Vader body, rather than just be all prettyboy until the end of ep 3, where it all happens at once.
>>83822092
Not bad.
>>83822092
wow that is pretty good
>>83814738
This is the first result when googling "angry gorilla".
>>83822932
>>83814738
Holy shit it's 1:1
>>83822932
Oh my god
>>83821173
>be one of the richest people on the planet
>creator of the most successful movie franchise of all time
>wearing dirty ass sneakers like that
Lucas doesn't give a fuck
>>83823150
You ever had a pair of shoes that are comfy and dependable as fuck?
Shit's priceless.
>>83811207
>>83823199
post that shit on the /aco/ thread
Please.
>>83815458
You son of a bitch, now I have to wipe off my screen. That's perfect.
Even when he traces he can't get it right.
>>83814738
>>83822932
I fucking knew this artist traced. And you didn't believe me.
>yfw you will never be George Lucas' nephew and get to go to Disney World with him all day and talk about force philosophy all night in your fancy hotel room
http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2016/06/official-star-wars-celebration-website-reveals-floor-plan-new-event-details-and-more.html
>Other cool stuff that will invade Celebration is the debut of Star Wars virtual reality game, Trials on Tatooine, new Star Wars video games and a debut of the first two episodes of Star Wars Rebels Season 3.
>New Star wars video games
Fucking nice! I guess this is why they barely had anything at e3. I wonder which games they are showing off.
>>83823621
>Star Wars virtual reality game
It better be a dating simulator.
>>83823621
>I wonder which games they are showing off.
EAFRONT 2
Look into your heart, you know it to be true
>>83823621
>>83823657
Isn't there a game coming out later this year we know nothing about? It's probably that.
>>83823682
Lego TFA.
>>83823621
oh boy, here we go
>>83823651
Twi'Lek dating sim
>>83823702
>Twi'Lek dating sim
Which color?
>>83823727
Optional.
>>83823702
Twi'Lek bullying simulator
>>83823621
inb4 they show the exact same video they showed on E3
>>83824277
Given what they've shown on the new mass effect for like 3 E3s in a row well...
No EA i dont give a shit about the developers feelings during the game development, especailly after the disaster that was the rgb ending of 3, show me the damn game
>>83823621
>virtual reality
>>83824539
>No EA i dont give a shit about the developers feelings during the game development
Agreed.
I couldn't care less if the studio "loves" Star Wars and it's a "privilege" to work with it.
What matters is if they make a good product or not.Which Dice didn't even though they said they were HUUUUUUGE Star Wars "fans"
The Bespin launch trailer just dropped for those interested in Battlefront
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5HMUAlxkws
>>83824634
>Dice claim to be huge fans
>They reskinned the Rodian and Sullustian models into Nien and Greedo, instead of creating characters people wanted
>The excluded an entire era instead of giving both like fans wanted
>They decided not to do Space because it wasn't "fun", despite what fans wanted
>(but now are releasing a single space mission to PSVR which a fucking fraction of a percent of the playerbase will experience as a "reward for loyalty")
>And speaking of missions, they admit to skimping out on a Campaign, despite this being a story-centric franchise and even having a tie-in book, because they wanted to release alongside TFA
>90% of customization is the option to be able to run around helmetless as a minority of your choice
>And for the love of fucking god, they didn't even get the A-Wing helmet right
Could go on, but I feel my blood pressure rising. Dice are the furthest fucking thing from fans, and I don't doubt for a second that most of them hadn't taken a second glance at anything with Star Wars on it for over a decade before they were hired for this job.
>>83824697
Oh what wonderful timing. I can now add that we got fucking CLOUD CARS before B-Wings or Defenders or Advanced, and it looks like the ROYAL GUARDS I've waited for so long ARE JUST FUCKING SKINS?
FUCK YOU DICE.But Goddamn, they make beautiful looking maps...
>>83813501
One of the trait of a Sith is to use the charisma as a manipulation tool.
>>83814326
He is responsible for the creation of Luuke ...
>>83824697
Dengar's ability reminds me of TCW, when he was fighting with the Kage warriors and used the sticky thermal detonators to kill two of them.
>>83824981
Wait i remember is name is
"Luuuke"
>>83825001
They made sure to give him a British accent too. No idea if they got Simon Pegg for it, but he sounds good.
Based TCW laying the foundations for the franchise. Dengar actually looks quite fun to play too.
>>83823199
>futa
>>83824799
Calm your anger cAnon. We got Cloud Cars in the movies before we got B-Wings.
>>83825081
>"Female" Togruta have breasts and a penis
>"Male" Togruta don't have breasts but have a vagina
>>83825121
>>83825049
Yep. Lando sure is being voiced by Billy Dee Williams.
>>83825121
>>"Female" Togruta have breasts and a penis
>>83824697
That's a very beautiful map and great music selection. I'm hyped for it but I don't have to game so at least my hype won't be killed too hard.
Is this the first time a Togruta has been canonically seen in the OT era?
>>83825265
I'm sure they've been mentioned in the backgrounds of some novels, but never as an actual named, doing-something character.
>>83825265
>>83825293
That's a few years before the OT starts.
>>83824697
Bespin sure looks beautiful.
Imagine Coruscant now.
>>83825265
Where is this from? I'm behind in comics
>>83824697
Should I feel bad for wanting this?
>>83825398
The new Han Solo comic
>>83825265
And a Pantoran it seems.
>>83825352
Still part of the OT Era, no? It's just a year or so before ANH. Rogue One is a year-months before ANH, so when exactly does the OT Era begin? Directly with ANH? I sort of assumed that the OT Era should begin with the official formation of the Rebel Alliance. (Which granted, has not happened at this point in Rebels. Yet. Season 3 baby)
>>83814449
Why is he doing a Captain Morgan pose?
Why did he took the time to strike a pose instead of helping the man being tortured to death?
And why does he have three feet in the last panel?
It hurts, /co/.
>>83825416
I don't play Battlefront and I kinda want it
Not enough to get it, but there's no shame in it
>>83825467
>Why is he doing a Captain Morgan pose?
Ben spent too much time with a certain pirate.
>>83825416
It's Bespin with bounty hunters.
Normally, this would be a wet dream for me.
>>83825540
I cannot possibly imagine who you are referring to.
>>83823702
>Twi'Lek dating sim
Imagine...
>>83825265
>>83825279
There were some female togruta in aftermath, an advisor to mothma and a more important one, a bussiness woman of sorts in a relationship with a human officerwho also wore her lekku in a ponytail
Why is she so smug?
>>83826090
Depends, what's the context of the episode you grabbed that from?
>>83826090
No so smug anymore.
>>83826090
Because.
>>83826090
Because she knows she's so perfect.
>>83826090
She probably beat Anakin's score in dismantling tinnies
>>83825467
>And why does he have three feet in the last panel?
Why do you assume that's his foot?
>>83826451
It has the same texture as his boot and its shape is way too geometric.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydIaUx84HWs
>>83827069
That episode was some Interstellar shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaJHFxCYUjI
>>83827069
Beautiful.
Ded thred
>>83827505
Post memes
>>83827505
ded kid
>>83827567
well ok
>>83827567
>>83827567
Kek. Didn't have to flip Jango though. The rangefinder being on the wrong side is triggering me.
Glorious revolution to seize the means of production when?
>>83825174
>CAN'T WAKE UP
>>83824981
Joruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus C'baaaaaaaaaaaaaoth was responsible for Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke.
>>83827567
>>83827985
>>83827985
fix'd
Would it be considered rude, to use the lekku as handles during sex?
>>83828248
On the contrary, it would get them off even faster.
>>83828248
They have nerve endings, it would be considered as a pleasure zone for them.
>>83828248
Actually, it'd probably kill the mood for the Twi-lek/Torgruta you'd be fucking. Those things are big nerve endings. Being rough with them would probably hurt them alot.
>>83814054
>>83828358
Maybe she's into it. Maybe she wants to be whipped with her own lekku.
>>83828248
Depends on the grip. Too hard, and it's tantamount to getting fucked while in a headlock. Be a bit more delicate, though, and she'll be all over you.
Now that it has been a couple of months, what is the final verdict on Twilight of the Apprentice? Was it a good ending to the season?
What about squeezing lekku together and fucking them like titties?
>>83828400
Doubtful. Squezing a lekku would probably be comparable, pain wise, to having a charlie-horse.
>>83828464
I loved it.
http://www.starwars.com/news/quiz-which-star-wars-character-is-most-like-your-dad
>Your dad is like Obi-Wan Kenobi!
>As intelligent as he is witty, your father closely resembles a heroic Jedi that was probably a great role model for you growing up. Your dad believed in teaching you lessons by letting you experience things on your own, and is willing to sacrifice himself for you. If you follow in his footsteps, a great Jedi Master you will be. Congratulations, your dad is like Obi-Wan!
>>83828484
There are probably sex shops that sell lekku clamps, vibrating helmets, and all kinds of other kinky lekku toys.
We are getting a timeskip in Season 3 right?
>>83828379
source?
>>83828504
My dad is Obi-Wan too.
>>83828569
check the star wars lewd thread on /aco/.
Last post.
>>83828504
>dad
I don't have a dad, but I never wanted one anyways. Dad's are gay :^)
>>83828504
>Your dad is like Jabba the Hutt!
>A money-conscious businessman with a deep love of good food, your dad appreciates the finer things in life. He might get on your case about having a job and expect you to make him a drink once in awhile, but the good news is your dad probably takes kindly to bribes. Congratulations, your dad is like the famous crime lord, Jabba the Hutt! (But if he’s really anything like Jabba, better not tell him that.)
>>83828549
I believe so. Hopefully we'll get a lot more info on Rebels in the coming months, Celebration is going to show the first two episodes, if all goes well.
>>83828504
>Obi-Wan will never be your daddy
>>83828504
>my dad is C-3PO
I don't really know what I wanted, but it wasn't that.
>>83828248
>ywn play with a Twi'lek qt's lekku
>>83831142
Let's talk about Disney. Why the fuck do people fear that Disney would force their directors to make childish SW movies?
Do people not know that R-rated films like Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction or Sin City were produced by Disney companies? Where does this "Disney only makes child-friendly movies" meme come from?
>>83831908
2000's Disney channel where they started only doing tween live action shit, and baby cartoons
>>83831908
Those are mere sub-companies. Disney is cartoons with kiddie moments for kids.
Like Pleasure Island, 'Pink Elephants on Parade', and Night on Bald Mountain.
>>83827567
>>83828248
Don't they have part of their brain in the lekkus?
>I'm slowly becoming retarded
>>83831908
Remember how a Pirates of the Caribbean movie started right off the bat with the hanging of a child?
>>83832101
Brain matter and fat storage.Fat Fetishists brought up that it's pretty much fetish fodder waiting to happen.
>Fact: Fat cells produce Aromatase, a hormone that produces estrogen and sex related enzymes
>Fact: Twi'lek's lekku hold both fat cells and brain mass with no skeletal separation between them
>Fact: A fat Twi'lek would have fat cells massing around and in their brain with the enzymes and hormones produced having a direct influence
>It's possible a fat Twi'lek would have impulse control problems, especially female Twi'lek if they have estrogen basically leaking on their brain. Fat Cells also help influence fat storage and metabolism. since we're dealing with fantasy anyway one could say having fat in their brain would influence one to be more hedonistic, sex drive and hunger for fatty foods growing along with their waist line (and lekku line) Fattening Twi'lek might been seen as having "fat on the brain" or "thinking with their fat" unable to resist the new impulses. Fat Twi'lek may even say "once you go fat, you can never go back" not just due to the new sensitivity and pleasure but also because moderation and self control are much more difficult once pounds start to pile on. Even if a Twi'lek could manage to restrain themselves one good squeaze of their Lekku (which are also an erogenous zone) would release a flood of hormones, the fat cells being wrung out like a sponge and overload the poor Twi'lek's resistance.
>>83831908
Disney is a big company. Big companies don't take many risks, especially with established franchises, because their main goal is self-preservation. However, they tend to try to attract younger audiences, to renew their fanbase.
You may hate or love TFA, but you can't deny that it was absolutely formulaic, even for a SW movie.
It got less kiddy stuff than episode 1, though (but considering the success of Jar-Jar and Annie, it isn't a big surprise).
>>83832018
You're talking about their animation studios, but that's just a small part of their Empire. Also, even some of their older cartoons have darker scenes than anything in Star Wars. I mean, just watch Hunchback.
>>83832233
But what about implants?
>>83832247
That's the joke.
Was commenting on the fact that Disney, the family friendly company, has long since been capable of pulling off some fucked up and potentially traumatizing shit. Didn't even need to feed a baby to a gator, either.
>>83832239
>You may hate or love TFA, but you can't deny that it was absolutely formulaic, even for a SW movie.
It definitely was formulaic, except for the characters of Finn and Kylo Ren. They are pretty unique.
>It got less kiddy stuff than episode 1, though
It's also darker than ANH. I would argue that TFA is the third "darkest" movie after ROTS and TESB.
>>83831908
>Why the fuck do people fear that Disney would force their directors to make childish SW movies?
People who thought this only knew Disney as the company that makes Mickey Mouse and princess movies.
The same thing happened when Rebels was announced, people swearing that because it's Disney that they wouldn't ever show death, none of the main characters would ever kill, etc. Then the very first episode shut them up.
>>83831908
>produced by Disney companies
That doesn't mean shit. It also doesn't mean that they have full control of everything just because they own the studio. Look at Marvel and Pixar films. They might not interfere with it too much but if it means more money then that when they get in which is why Disney keeps pushing for fucking sequels and reboots like the countless live action remakes of their animated classics. They also made Rebels pretty kiddy but you could argue that it's because it was made for their own children tv channel.
>>83832233
Mhh, I can see the appeal, even without having a fat fetish.
What about male twi'leks, since those usually are hedonistic fat slobs, but produce less estrogen?
>>83832372
Finn is an imperial (well, new order) defect, like 90% of the Alliance was in the OT. You could say it's Biggs with a brainwashing/amnesia paintjob, which isn't the most original trope out there.
Having a sith with teenage angst was pretty fun, though.
ANH had pretty dark moments. IIRC the only thing that TFA got on top was parricide, and that's if we exclude the death of Ben.