You may pick one, /co/
>>83656828
Right. Don't even remember her name but still an easy choice.
>>83656851
It's Anne
>>83656828
I'm a sucker for redheads, so the one on the left. The one Morty crushes after.
Jessica?
Why would I want any of these ugly-ass cunts?
>>83656954
>i only fap to attractive drawn women
>>83656954
because as ugly as you are now it would be worse in the show. chick on the far left is popular girl
>>83656828
Freakish discount-boobjob accidents on three of them and the one not showing tits is very clearly a man anyway and doing very little to hide it.
>>83656828
Jessica...
T A M M Y
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>>83656828
Beth if it's sex-only
>>83656972
Not him, but I actually have a fetish for ugly girls and I still wouldn't fap to any of these because they're just plain poorly drawn.
>>83656828
i duno
which character would make me a cuck but wouldnt be mean spirited about it and still love me
necks don't work that way unless you are an owl
>>83657146
>Being this fat
>>83657146
someone post that owl chick pic
I choose Tammy.
>>83656973
Every character is drawn with the same potato shaped head and noodle arms. For all intents and purposes he'd only look as bad as they do.
I'd fuck Beth but that's because I've had a massive crush on Sarah Chalke ever since I started watching Scrubs
>>83657276
I feel sorry for you anon.
>>83657200
I'm skinny and I've never been able to put my chin past my shoulder.
>picking any R&M girl who isn't part of Unity
disapointing
>>83657719
Why? I picked best girl.
>>83657920
You picked a narc dude.
>>83657931
So?
>>83657931
true tho...
>no Unity
>>83657978
Why not Unity controlling all four?
Summer feels kind of weird though, so I wouldn't fuck her.
Gotta go with Arthricia
you are all wrong rick is best girl
>>83657276
>choosing a girl that has no qualms about stabbing you in the back
Okay.
Everybody knows Summer is best girl.
>>83656828
The Puffy one.
i choose purple
>>83657276
same
>>83657931
yeah but shes hot and a god damn freak in bed
plus im not an intergalactic terrorist so i dont think she has a reason to turn on me
>>83658124
>stabbing you in the back
bullshit. she's a professional that took down the remnants of a terrorist organization. she ate birdseed for the greater good for christ sake. If her job was to please you for the rest of your years you would die an old and happy man, woman, alien, cronenberg horror or whatever. tammy is the best choice.
>>83656828
How old is Beth? If she was 18 when she got pregnant and Summer is now 16 then that makes her 34.
Fuck, that's a bit closer to my age than the rest of them. I'm going with Beth.
Tammy, she's the cutest
>>83656828
I can't choose Summer because she looks like her dad...
I'm not into the whole milf being such a bitch and alcoholic.
Jessica would be a total bitch.
I choose Anne, she was rather the easy one too impress.
Morty
>>83657276
Have fun getting arrested.
I choose Unity.
>>83660036
>This
>>83656828
uh...third from left, the blonde wearing the red.
I don't know her name I haven't watched this.
>>83656828
Morty
Has Rick & Morty ever referenced any currently airing cartoons?
>>83660147
Well, there is the Gravity Falls easter egg.
>>83659905
You're right...
>>83656828
higher-quality image, pls
>>83657146
literally whoo?
>>83656828
Jessica for sex, Beth for marriage. A younger Beth from a dimension where Rick didn't abandon her causing her to have abandonment issues and self esteem issues would be great. Ifact, then she would be my choice for both.
>>83660147
Justin and Alex a very good friends so Justin likes to reference Gravity Falls to a point that the show implies that the two shows share a multiverse.
>>83661550
Wait fuck I just finished reading your post.
Carry on.
>>83656828
Anne
>>83659905
She really is the best option.
>>83656943
You mean Summer
>>83661742
Post the rest
>>83659781
But it wouldn't be love anon.
>>83658091
This
>>83662233
No. I don't have a martyr complex.
>>83662233
We literally have a board for that now.
Granted it's shit about 80% of the time but occasionally you get good stuff and there's a Rick and Morty thread in the catalog that has this comic.
>>83662436
Does anyone have the picture that blocks some nude drawing making fun of the mods saying "can't post this on an 18+ image board"
>>83656828
Summer took her father's genes so Im gonna go with the other 3.
>>83656828
Morty's sister because her voice turns me on and I want to hear her moan.
>>83656828
No redhead that appears in the background?
No, I'm good.
Seriously, what is wrong with a puffy vulva
>>83656828
Far left, I love red heads
>>83663589
Nothing.
>>83660036
This is the only correct answer.
They're also a better person than any other example here.
>>83663589
They don't grab as much. The suction is much weaker and its harder to hit their g spot.
>>83660064
Eww.
>>83660064
Realistically, how many adventures in would Morticia/May end up raped and/or alien monster pregnant. I'd go with 5.
>>83664218
Considering Rick is there, I'd wager zero.
>>83664218
I expect an episode in S3 where Morty Jr is on his deathbed. He should be in his 90's by now.
>>83660036
Best!
>>83656855
>>83656851
puffy vagina
>>83659780
>a god damn freak in bed
i don't think you want to do bukkake in bed, anon
plus it's basically you standing around jerking off with a bunch of guys
>>83656828
Summer so she can pee on me.
>>83664382
Looks like she radiates STDs
>>83663736
>suction
christ, at least read a textbook
>>83663589
nothing! in fact it indicates higher estrogen levels as the onset of puberty raises estrogen, and the more estrogen there is the more fat the body will deposit on the mons pubis; conversely, at menopause as estrogen levels fall, the mons pubis can recede relative to the surrounding tissue
>>83664382
She's a degenerate.
Commentary reveals her to have target nipples.
Pointed Nipples are supreme race.
>>83664487
She kinda is an STD.
>>83664382
>>83664627
ok STDs or not I'm changing my choice to her
>>83659905
I may be closer to her age but Jessica is still better.
>>83657276
enjoy fucking an intergalactic narc
>>83664677
As the person who first suggested her:
DANG RIGHT!
>>83664762
>>83664627
>Voiced by Christina Hendricks
She literally can't be more perfect
>>83664677Those coal miners didn't actually have anything as it turns out. The alien parasites came from the pods on the rocks Rick took back with him during Morty's adventure with Fart.
>>83665222
Cock goes there
>>83664417
maybe moreimagine
>>83665380
>>83665411my fetish
>>83665480
Is it trying to communicate?
>>83664417
I jerk off to Sunibee and Noill.
That is a non issue.
>>83656828
I'd fuck Summer if she didn't have Jerry's face.
I'll take the one on the right.
>>83658091
She has a boyfriend
>>83656828
How old is Anne? She knows how to rebuild a biology based amusement park, so she must have some level of education. Possibly a college graduate, with a paying job. Hopefully Rick hasn't forgotten what test-tube or diseased body that he has injected her into.
>>83665411
Fugly or no I'll take her
>>83665397
I WAS TRYING TO FORGET!
>>83665517
It's...Afraid!
>>83665480
You know what. I'd be into that if not for all the piercings.
>>83661742
Jesus, only two picture of Beth this entire thread? Disappointing.
Remember monster Beth?
>>83668872
> I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me! I'm cumming in that pussy!
JESUS CHRIST
>>83656828
Annie > Summer > Jessica >>> a poop garbage can >>>>>>>>> Bitch, I mean Beth
>>83668872
oh god I read it in his voice.
>>83668872
>>83670242
>>83670662
I kek'd as well.
>>83656828
I'm into watersports so, Summer.
>>83656828
Puffy Pussies Only.
>>83656828
i choose unity because then unity takes over the over four and i win. hey it's not cheating all four of them are the same person.
Unity is the best for one undisputable reason, two words:1,000,000-Way
>>83665566
Pretty sure she just said that to get Morty to bury any thoughts of pounding that pussy.
>>83673217
OP really should have just labelled it 'You may pick second best, /co/'. Nothing's going to compete with a woman who's willing to fill a stadium with all the men who look like your father so they can cheer you on while you glide in on a hang-glider to fuck an entire football field packed end to end with naked redheads.
No, fuck you voice in my head. This is my dream, and I will have sex with all these girls.
>>83664533
>leakedwatchdogs2footage.jpg
>>83658124
>not wanting her to "stab you in the back"
>>83660036
Go son go! Go son go!
>>83656828
marry, kill, fuck, kill
>>83677496
>kill puffy vulva
but why
someone post the edit of Summer in her bra and undies laying on the couch. Justin posted it on Twitter, asking "Which one of you did this?"
>>83656828
I pick the one on the far right in ugly seafoam green
>picking jerry with tits
>>83661742
>>83668872
what's the sauce
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xWnt63D78d
>>83665411
>>
That's quite a lump our little Morty has going on there.
>>83656828
Honestly I really don't know how people can find this artstyle appealing enough to be excited by one of those "things"
>>83678240
you have to wonder how her VA feels about her boss openly fawning so much over her character
>>83677961http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=kotaotake
>>83678408
you da man anon, thanks alot
>>83678408
The universe really is full of grape.
>>83678240
Somewhere Justin has thousands of pictures of Summer in every deviant sexual encounter you can think of.
>>83678307
Same here.
I like a lot of the cartoonier girls on paper, but when I see on-model porn of them, it all falls slat and I wonder what I saw in them in the first place.until I find some art that takes them into a different style
>>83664256
Rick didn't save Morty from Mr. Jellybean. Sure he didn't actually get around to raping morty, but he tried and Rick didn't even know it happened until after the fact.
>>83660036
>Not Picking Police Unity
ComeOnMan.png
>You will never have multiple Jessica's worship you.
Best girl has best voice AND best song
TARA STRONG NIGGAS
https://youtu.be/DNUFRIkaFzw
[spoilers]its Tinkles.[/spoilers]
>>83664256
Morty gets fucked up all the time as shown in that fake flashback episode. But I'm guessing a Rick would be more protective of Morticia considering how he acts when Summer comes along.
>>83656828
Right. Left burns coal, left-center is insufferable and right-center is an alcoholic with crippling daddy issues.
>>8710466
Jesus fucking Christ mate
>>83678664
>Somewhere Justin has thousands of pictures of Summer in every deviant sexual encounter you can think of.
and he even drew a couple of them himself
>>83665566
>implying her boyfriend wasn't purged and she didn't know it yet.
>>83656828
None of them do it for me.
>>83657276
Patrician choice.
Ants in his eyes Johnson.
