Dryspell here, might be getting laid this weekend. Should I stop jacking off a couple days before to store something up? I want to impress her.
Looking for input, will post random stuff I have.
"store something up"
sperm production doesn't work like that
>>8692069
well then is there any reason I would want to?
>>8692081
well, generally i'd say yes. when you masturbate and thus cum frequently most people lose the 'thrill' (hormones and all that crap) of the chase. if you stop for a couple of days you might be more interested in actually banging that chick.
as for "impressing" her with a cumshot, edge before the date, and while during it. that's the only surest way i know if you aren't a natural sprayer, long shooter, etc...
>>8692069
anecdotal, but I can pretty much guarantee my load will be bigger after a day or two of not masturbating. 1 day and 3 days however is pretty much the same iirc
>>8692061
fucking sauce
>>8692045
if you dont fap, you will cum more but bust more easily
>>8692110
Amen to that.
Hooked up with a tinder girl while I was on a break with my gf. My girl doesn't love it if I cum on her and it's not a dealbreaker but I guess since I had the opportunity this time, I decided to take it.
Didn't jerk it for like 2 days leading up to it, and then spent the morning edging. Was walking around during the day definitely feeling like I have something built up (you know that feel guys).
While out for drinks felt like a fucking freshman in high school again, raging hardon thinking about how i'm going to shower her with my cum later.
Went back to my place, she is a bit shy, but eventually got her down to no bra and just panties. The girl is tiny, and not super experienced but I kinda find that a huge turn on. She is also really tight so I'm loving it. Doing it doggy and I spray a gigantic load on her back, I almost felt bad.
10/10 would do again
>>8692069
Stop Time fuck bandit is best only if rio hamasaki is in it.
>>8692266
yea this. jerk off an hour before you get laid. You'll last much longer than you would have.
>>8692292
how about you sauce me this webm, and then we'll discuss with which jav star it is better.
>>8692081
sauce?
>>8692069
They're really good at keeping still.
Really bad idea to abstain before fucking if you haven't boned in a while
Jerk off 2-3 hours before you think you're going to have sex so you last longer; a girl would rather you last than have a large load, but have sex for a short amount of time
>>8692045
IRL grills don't care how big your cumshot is. Jesus.
>>8692045
Fap 10 mins before you get into bed with her if you don't get laid often, otherwise you'll cum in seconds
>>8692066
Sauce?
>>8692045
Femanon here.
We don't give a crap about the size of the load, you idiots. We want you to last longer than twenty damn seconds.
Unless you're going to bang a trap. He might be impressed by a big load. You homos.
>>8692045
lol the complete oppisete would happen you retard.
if you dont jack off you'll nut the second you get inside her. if you want to impress her then shoot a load an hour before you meet up to keep going for ages
>>8692288
So what does edging means?
*not native english speaker*
>>8692674
ey yo bb, you want some fuk?
>>8692946
you jerk off without cumming basically. you start jerking off to your favorite porn, then when you are about to cum you stop and cool off for 5 min. or so. then you repeat the process. the longer you do it the more intense is the orgasm and spray/distance of the shot. sometimes it may come out as a dud though.
also don't do it for longer than 2-3 hours, your dick and balls will feel very weird for couple of hours after you cum. blue balls and all that crap.
i'd say generally it's worth the effort. i usually shoot way far and the orgasm is very intense and satisfying..
A girl isn't gonna be impressed by how much white Italian you can squirt out.
Protip: Jerk it to finish about thirty minutes to an hour before hand and you'll last way longer. That will impress her.
>>8692045
>I want to impress her.
Get a fleshlight and practice. Win-win.
don't try to impress her at all.
let her get her orgasm, and you get your own.
it'll work out much better that way
>>8692674
shut up, cunt.
Either save up, or jerk of that day, whichever makes you last longer.
I've never been impressed by how much sperm a guy produces, but rather, how long he can go for.
No, dumbass. Women aren't impressed by how much goop you can shoot. She shouldn't be seeing it anyway. Wear a condom, you fucking degenerate.
If you want to impress her, jerk off 5 times before you fuck her so you can last longer than your usual 30 seconds, asshat.
>>8693153
>Wear a condom you fucking degenerate.
This
>>8692970
this
>>8693153
>jerk it 5 times and then wear a condom
you have to be a virgin to still get off after that
>>8692045
don't cum ten minutes earlier , not even an houer earlier.
cum a day in advance.
else you won't be that horny and I won't have as much fun.
I'm pretty sure even your girl will like you beeing horny
D R I N K E X T R A W A T E R
>>8692653
Next2you
>>8692653
www. (Pornhub) .com/playlist/12094961
(Without spaces)
>>8692045
Last time I got laid there was a 3 year dry spell before hand, and I didn't fap for 2 weeks prior to fucking her. Death grip still got me and I couldn't reach orgasm in condom, just do whatever you do OP.
>>8692045
I mean, not jacking off when real women are a real option is always the right choice. Storing it up makes you feel more excited, you'll enjoy it more, thus you'll be harder, you'll have more impressive finishes, it'll feel better, etc. The only downside is you might become more sensitive and finish early, but any girl worth her salt is willing to give you a few chances to get back in the groove and/or is perfectly happy to just let you finish her off orally.
>>8692045
I want the crazy knife redhead, do you have her? I would prefer the sauce. Plz give her to me :*(
>>8692069
Yeah, ok. Go jerk off as many times as you can and measure the amount of your last load, then stop jerking off for two weeks and measure your first one. Tell me there's no difference--whether in amount or in distance/force.
>>8692300
It's different for everyone. Know yourself before doing this.
>>8692045
dumbass better last long..she doesnt give a fuck about how much you cum. If you get there too exited and you last 10 seconds?
>>8692674
It's different for everyone. I've been with girls that didn't want me to ever cum, basically; I've been with girls that were visibly disappointed if I had a small amount of ejaculate. I've been with girls that wanted me to go down on them every second of the day; I've been with girls that wouldn't let me go down on them even once. Please don't speak universally. YOU don't care about load size, but other women do. Unless it's something retardedly obvious like, "Making me feel good feels good," you just sound dumb.
>>8692045
fap a few hours before so you last longer
nobody cares how much cum you have
Half these people are idots.
If she likes you then she'd probably enjoy a mouth full of cum rather than the un-satisfaction of you just saying "ok i came". Then maybe you'll move onto more sex. A real girl will understand that typically a guy can't stay hard after cumming until at least 15 minutes later. Furthermore you might not cum from blowjob atall if you're not holding back a load. If you don't think she'll start you off with a blowjob then yes you should masturbate a ton beforehand. You'll be harder (very valuable for internal stimulation) and if you can go long enough, you'll make her happy earlier in the relationship (even if it's just fuckbuddying).
Bloodpressure is higher after a nap or any sleep. I recommend a nap that day before meeting. Loads are heaviest in the early afternoon.
>>8692045
I fap like crazy and last for 45+ minutes before going soft, once soft I eat a bit of pussy about 2/4 minutes (I imagine its hard to tell in the heat of the action) and then get back to fucking once im hard.
*I can get hard just but having my glans chewed on a bit it makes me rock solid instantly
During round #2 I may just fuck solidly for another ~45 minutes before cramping shuts down my extended fuck session(If desired cumming "early" ~20 minute mark is a possibility should it be needed due to time constraint although its even more extra work) but leave it to me and ill keep fucking till I collapse as usual
Since I enjoy the company of the women I'm with extended sessions are what I mostly desire cumming is a much distant second, my lovers agree they only wish i were more "vocal" if anything from what I understand
>>8698038
Agreed
>>8692045
Doubt you have enough time beforehand for it to matter, but I read some advice from Ron Jeremy once regarding increasing volume of cum on tap. He said the best thing for it was being hydrated and taking 2-3k iu of vitamin e a couple times daily. I figured he had to be possibly the best resource, so I tried it. While its not literal bucket loads, it makes the difference between 4-5 vs 8-9 good ropes for me.
>>8692045
>might be getting laid this weekend
>might
>>8692061
Holy shit, just went looking for the sauce on this. Accidently found someone named Pink Bubble instead.
Please tell me someone knows more about "her".
make sure you got no smegma. huge turnoff for women.
Don't jerk off. Plain and simple. The longer you can go without, the better.
Don't worry about stupid shit like trying to impress her with your load, guy. Life isn't a porno movie. What's more impressive is if you can continue having sex with multiple orgasms.
If you orgasm, you lose a bit of your natural male verve. The problem these days is that everyone is constantly tapped out from jerking it exhaustion. If you absolutely *must* jerk it, try edging instead.
Try abstaining for a few days, your confidence and determination will shoot through the roof.
>>8692045
lasting a long time will forever impress a girl more than how much you can cum or the sperm count of it.
wack it like 2 hours before you hang with her so you don't even want it.
>>8700150
You're *supposed* to want it.
The difference is being able to control yourself and not sperg out at the prospect of sex.
>>8692674
you're not a girl you're a fuckboy pretending to be a girl on the internet for attention
sometimes i make the girl blow me, finish in her mouth and then keep sucking to keep me hard and then start fucking.. no worries of cumming too soon and keeping it up after cumming is more attractive than a big load, trust
>>8692355
You act like you can't keep going or even go again afterwards.
>>8698972
Why the fuck would you have it in the first place you disgusting fuck.
>>8692045
this is my fetish
what is the sauce on this
>>8692081
need sauce
>>8692045
"Storing up" doesn't mean anything. If you're above 20 you should probably have/start figuring out what you are good at and what you are bad at in bed. Masturbating an hour before sex or edging for a week or whatever people are suggesting is probably something they have found work for themselves. Until you find out what works for you, i would suggest that you try many things and then you'll find your jam in the end. Or you could just do nothing and masturbate by your normal schedule.
Worst case you disappoint her and you get your load off. If she's a random and you don't care then disappointing her won't be an issue.
>>8701181
Sometimes you can't, you're obviously a virgin if you think you get a guaranteed second-swing.
>>8701368
I've been married for 10 years and we fuck a couple times a week.
If I look at porn and jerk off and cum, and then fuck my wife that day, I can fuck for a long time and it's clearly better for her.
If I know I'm gonna get a BJ though, I like to store up and edge so she doesn't have to work her jaw for so long, and for the bonus super huge load I can blow on her face, which she swears she is into, but I think she's just being sweet.
In high school I made the mistake a few times of edging so I could blow a huge load but it really just resulted in me only being able to fuck for like 3 minutes before Mr. Tingle showed up (though there were a couple of pretty hilariously big loads in there that almost made it worth it).
So there's more information about that than you ever wanted :-P.
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>>8692300
this is bullshit. Unless you're an ape, you can control yourself. Also, if you're horny, you can give her the d more than once, so don't worry about this shit. In my experience, is better not to fap.
>>8692069
when you masterbate 5+ times a day then stop for a week, it does indeed "store something up".
>>8692045
>Looking for input, will post random stuff I have.
Used to be an alpha, longstory short: hurt my back and was bed ridden about one year, a put about 80lbs uo, and grow bitter and angry with the world, it went downhill from there.
If you want to impress a partner with your sexual acrobacies, you need to put your own pleassure aside, if you feel like are near cumming pullout, eat her out or fake it, how? Lick the general mount Venus área, caress that roastie, finger her, when you feel contractions bang her hard, don't jack off the prior 12-20hrs, if she is already naked whatever happens you are winning, you are a loser? Well the bitch gave herself to a fucking loser bam!, you are a stallion? Well she will con back for more.
Anon out.
>>8692970
Best idea.
>>8701368
>If you're above 20 you should probably have/start figuring out what you are good at and what you are bad at in bed.
fuck
>>8692045
No. You'll pop your load quicker if you go in full or just blow one load in foreplay before sex
>>8701382
>projecting
Stop making excuses for you low labido
>>8692607
Completely true. In fact, there's even a decent argument that we don't care how long you last, as long as you're willing to make it up with other skills. Coming fast = flattering. Taking a little longer = satisfying. Best ever is come fast and flatter us with how desirable we are, then use your mouth and fingers skillfully for a little while, then have another go and make us think you're a sex god. Why do guys almost never do that?
>>8701185
Because he's a nasty uncut mofo who has bought into some of that lib societal crap about how circumcision is "bad."
Know why circumcsion is traditional? Cleanliness.
Know why it is less common in America today? Medicaid doesn't want to pay for it.
>>8701428
dude thank you I lol'd so hard at this shit
>>8703628
U can be uncut and clean u know, just clean yourself the fuck up. Wash your dick properly.
But yea it's probably better to be cut.
>>8692607
untrue to a certain extent.
big loads are a sign of more testosterone
>>8692288
Reminder that a tight vagina is a reluctant vagina.
A wet expanded vagina is one from a stimulated woman who wants you real bad.
You didn't get her comfortable enough good job.
>>8703609
I'd ditto most of this.
I think this thread concludes in, get to know your own body, jizz habits, etc.
From experience and other women I've spoken to, longer is better, whatever tricks you can pull out and enhance the whole experience is best. I guess also *make* it an experience, go down on her if that's what she wants, touch her, kiss her lots, get her actually turned on and lusty, just remmeber sex is so much more than penis in vagina.
>>8703628
Uncut isn't unhygienic, why the fuck would your body require radical surgery at birth.
The reason circumcision became popular in non Jewish people is because the Kellogg guy didn't want you to masturbate you sinful child.
Clean your dick. That's all it takes. Some gotdamn warm water in the shower. Nothing less or more.
Christ.
>>8703860
this. cutfags always have an excuse for their mutilated jew dick.
>>8692045
sure go ahead and save some up, but dont nut inside, that much cum would be like a 100% chance of getting her pregnant.
>>8692045
Why did she let birds poop on her booty?
>>8700150
Virgin gives sex advice! I just love faggots who think that sex is a "job" and you have to prepare for it so that you don't enjoy it
Great thinking, autismo
>>8692045
Broke my dry spell this past Monday. Been almost a year. Jerked off the day before, and we fucked for an hour. She came twice, which was nice, but nothing for me. I told her we can take a break.
Next morning, we wake up and continue to fuck. After 40 minutes, and her finishing again, I just told her to lick my balls while I jerk off.
Moral of the story, if you've only be cumming via your hand for the past couple/many months, store up as much as possible. Unless you want the girl to cum multiple times. Realistically, not a bad thing.
You should definitely jack off before seeing her. I'd say at least a few hours beforehand. If you don't, you're going to end up busting fast. Fap once and you'll be fine.
>>8705708
>I'm so hooked on porn and masturbate so often I can't fuck human girls anymore
This board is fucking sad
>>8708841
>she came 3 times
>can't fuck human girls anymore
man, you are retarded..
>>8708854
>She came 3 times
>Couldn't come
>i'm a human dildo fuck machine yeah
Litteral cuck thinking he's good because she "came 3 times" (lolinternet) despite not taking his pleasure, not even having an orgasm.
Yeah ok, sex is supposedly shared pleasure.
>>8708875
didn't say he's good, but since she came 3 times at least it's safe to say he "can fuck human girls" so you previous statement was bs
nice try though, fag
My first couple of times I lasted super fucking long, she was experienced as fuck, older and basically raped me because she was so horny and I was too much of a virgin to do anything until my dick was in her.
I could fuck her forever without coming back then. Then we started using condoms and I noticed I cum much easier with condoms.
What the fuck, anyone else like that?
>>8696833
This.
>>8696852
Most women don't give a shit how much there is, they just want you to have fun. If a huge load is your thing- we'll go with it and get turned on by it because you are.
>>8698038
God, we love vocal men.
>>8698972
Whether you're getting laid or not, there shouldn't be any of that shit. Wtf?
>>8700150
We want you to want it, asshole. If you can't last longer than her, ask her what you can do to help her cum. Why is this hard to understand?
>>8700188
'Fuckboy' or no, she's right. We don't give a shit how much comes out.
>>8703609
This.
>>8703628
Agreed. My husband's parents were hippiefags. He's uncut, but he knows how to clean his own dick.
>>8704010
Kek
>>8708875
She probably wondered why he couldn't cum by fucking her. I would have.
>>8703628
HAHA how hard is it to clean your dick? You must be some retard muslimfag, or maybe you've got no hands, or some other retarded disability.
Get the fuck out of my country. Or whatever, you'll probably die from some dick sanitation disease. Mutilated freak.
>>8692124
Also anecdotal, but the amount I shoot seems to be more related to how excited I am, not really how long it's been. I've fapped multiple times a day, once every other day, and done a No Fap November and my load size doesn't really change that much.
Toss a girl into the mix though, and she walks away looking like a glazed doughnut no matter how long it's been.
>>8692045
changing your routine will make more factors, you might not even get laid if you can't even feel relaxed enough to talk to her like a proper human being.
>>8692045
OP PLEASE READ
In regards to busting early and keeping an erection
If you masturbate too much/too hard, you lose sensitivity and it can be hard to cum at all from sex (idiosyncratic Erectile dysfunction). Also masturbation causes you to have a less strong erection, and if or when you do actually cum, the next erection will be waayyy softer.
So definitely DO NOT masturbate before sex, unless you dont jerk off that much anyways, or you will start having sex with a limp dick and will be done for the day if you manage to cum once.
FROM NOW ON, masturbate with an extremely light grip, use some type of lubrication if possible. No more than once a day or less if possible.
Train your kegels/PC muscles. If you want to keep having hard erections and last longer you need to limit masturbation to 1-3 times a week and do it very softly, and above all else train your PC muscles/do kegels. and get better cardiovascular health. Stop smoking hookah/cigs/weed and do some exercise that makes your heart race.
Good luck man
>>8692674
there are no girls on the internet.
>>8703810
reminder that an "expanded vagina" is just a vagina that is too loose.
I like my pussies tight.
>>8692061
Oh lord.
Pls let me know when she's post-op.
>>8710680
I have a solid boner despite monkey gripping daily, last time I had sex I went on for hours and didn't cum, she didn't care or even notice because she did.
I'm not even a teenager anymore, I'm past 30. Don't even want to know how hard I'd be if I stopped fapping.
>>8710230
set me up with some of the better vocal guys in porn that you may have liked, i'll look at it
>>8692045
You won't be getting laid. Chicks don't fuck guys who hang out on 4chan. Go ahead and jerk off.
>>8701428
Thank you MacGuyver.
I can't fucking stop jerking off, I do it like 6 times a day and my mind is constantly on sex, I want to stop but I can't.
Plus I got a small dick so that doesn't help me going out and getting a girl either
>>8713036
I cum like 4-5 times per day though the wife typically assists with a couple - the rest I just jerk off. I have to cum at least every 6 hours or my dick just gets hard and stays hard until I cum.
>>8711720
im the exact same lol but thats what i mean about losing sensitivity, you wont cum from normal sex. just not enough pressure there, which is cool bc you can go forever and make her cum again and again but it sucks not to cum and some girls will feel insecure about it. if you like to manipulate girls, that's something you can use to make them feel less sexy and want to do more to make you come. it's a dick move but insecure girls will probably start asking what they can do to make you cum
>>8713036
if you cant find other ways to keep yourself busy you might need to expand on that and start searching bc thats a bit too much. find some new hobbies that have a learning curve you can feel yourself get better at, do something physical too, do something new with people and socialize, go to work, idk mane.
>>8711643
Other guy is actually right, I dated a girl for almost 2 years and the less she was into it the tighter she was. On the other hand if she really wanted it then it was like fucking a water balloon
>>8713357
I grip my dick like I'm trying to turn coal into diamond
>>8692045
Unless she's intimated that she's into being videoed whilst you shoot large loads over her body/face/feet, crack one off the day before, or just before the "date", depending on how long your refractory period is between fucks.
>>8714048
Yes, the wife is pretty sexually open and has no problem if I jerk off all day. I do sometimes jerk off all day if I am high.
>>8710466
WHAT
THE
FUCK
>>8692045
OP, anyone who tells you you'll cum more by not jacking off is full of shit. The biggest load I've ever shot in my life came after I fapped twice the day before and once earlier that morning. Had a girl with a phenomenal ass and would shoot buckets when hitting that from behind, especially if I spread her a bit to see her asshole.
also i've gone ~a week and a half without fapping and came what i'd consider a pretty typical amount so again these faggots are full of shit
