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Previous thread: >>83575206

Yellow Diamond's beautiful laugh edition

>New promos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=26&v=tQtuDoM1Dms

>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/

>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0

>Unaired episode megas
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ

>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw

>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura

>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T

>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
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LAST CHANCE TA PLACE YA BETS /sug/! Maybe ever, do your best!

http://www.strawpoll.me/10421186
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daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
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>>83581122
>That pic and dubs
Is this the power of memes?
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Lesbians bore me.
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Do not post any gem except these two or else.
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>>83581174
Then you're in the wrong thread, buddy
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>>83581191
No.
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>>83581191
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>>83580827
>implying Steven won't teach her to love herself as much as he loves her
>implying he won't give her a cuddling fetish and teach her the whole safe, sane, consensual mantra of BDSM
>implying he won't have her rough and treat her gentle afterwards, making her love him all the more for it
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New thread? Better post Stevidot
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>>83581174
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>>83581219
>that tumblr nose
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>>83581122
We're back, baby!
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>>83581191
Or else what?
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>>83581247
Some people just can't draw noses Anon, it's ok so long as they still draw best ship
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>>83581191
Do it faggot.
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>>83581174
What are you, gay?
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>>83581247
he has a cold anon
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>>83581174
Kill yourself.
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>>83581122
Perfect
Good job OP
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>>83581191
Here's Amethyst
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>Bob
>noone made a Lapis/Bob in the Bottle crossover yet
I can't be the only one considering this
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>>83581122
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=26&v=tQtuDoM1Dms
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>>83581122
Do we know yet when the next episode is supposed to air?
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mfw it's gonna be a male figure that created all the gems, and the diamonds are conquering and doing ll the shit they do in an attempt to bring him back or some shit
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>>83581247
>Steven with a nose
I know son, its unnatural as fuck.
Why did they give him a god damn snout this entire time, its fucking ruined any chance of him ever looking like actual attractive peoples, even in fan art.
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>>83581322
She looks SO fuckin' anime there.
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>>83581122
>that image
The fuck am I looking at?

Are we in full on chuckefuck mode today?
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>>83581329
nope
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>>83581191
Shit characters, shit ship.
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>>83581335
>Steven Quartz Universe, the once and future King

Pic related.
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>>83581246
Oh No! an RKO!
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>>83581285
Some people don't know how to save images and have shit taste, and that's not okay kill yourself
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>>83581191
>it's an anon actually wants people to stop posting lapis and peridot so they use reverse psychology episode
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Once upon a time, Goku went to the Future Shop and bought a remote for his cars radio...
...when he could just reach over and fiddle with it instead.
https://youtu.be/3zWogYFpUI0

Welcome to Evening /sug/, where everyone is off work and ready to mingle about rocks and their imoietsnce in their lives. For shame. It's almost like most of us have no lives and boyfriends
Chief Relationship Correspondent Pepe to follow after this.

Let's go.

>Arguments arise over Amethysts worth as a crystal gem. Does she deserve redemption? Probably not, but her problems and comeuppance get swept under the rug like your skeletons in the closet.
>Gregory continues to be a depressing sack of hammers. One anon hates poems. Suspected to hate fun too.
> anons measure their e-penises by comparing and posting gem waifu lists like so many threads ago. Goddamn you guys.
>Shipping wars arise as the sound of cannon fire erupts over the typical topics. Stevidot? Amedot? Poly?! None can compare to the juggernaut that is Grasper, however.
>Pearl is very racist. This, combined with one private eye anon declaring her a nazi, may be a secretive fascist. War crimes, or just misguided faith?
>Group of local anons talk about jerking off to their friends and the show. Like… i guess if you need to let your spunk loose or something. Perverts. I have no room to judge though.
>Chris-Chan briefly appears to demonstrate his anti-woman Boyfriend-free program. It is incontinent and nonthreatening. Just like him.
>Pearl posters dick is dismantled like a jenga tower being kicked after taking antidepressants. This reporter wishes she could help. I feel bad for any anon that can't get it up.


I missed doing that and I missed you guys as well.

Stay tuned.
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>>83581391
You seem a tad upset friend
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>>83581122
>removed the 1080p Mega link

OP a shit
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Hey /sug/, not in a great mood, don't want to go into it, but please post happy gems to cheer me up.
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Steven!
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>>83581408
She never asked to be made
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>>83581428
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>>83581428
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>>83581381
>lesbianism is just a phase
but that's true, them bitches haven't tasted the power of dick
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>>83581408
You may not be able to help that anons dick but you certainly help mine.
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>>83581417
it's been included in the current one as the itunes folder.
i don't know why.
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>>83581428
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>>83581408
Thanks for the update LLNK
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Info on Summer of Steven? When does it start?

Doies "hit the diamond" comes this week or has already aired?

answer pls
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>>83581322
I'm angry too
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>>83581428
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>>83581428
you should kill yourself
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>>83581309
>Watching the dub
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>>83581481
We idk
Hit diamond aired
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>>83581481
Hit the Diamond aired last week. we don't know when Steven Floats will air yet but there's a chance it will be this week
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>>83581381
>And Penis
For fuck sake, that always gets me.
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>>83581428
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>>83581150
>LAST CHANCE
We're going to have six or seven more /sug/ threads before Thursday evening and I'm not even sure there's a new episode this week. In what sense is this a LAST chance? Do you really think you won't post that link again?
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>>83581434
For the last time Gornet, Lapis already raped her.
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>>83581428
Buy a video game or something

Or check tumblr for more cute fanart

It'll be a quite a while before the Summer of Steven
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>>83581532
>craft beer
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>>83581428
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>>83581434
I'm not gonna rape Yellow Diamond, stop asking me
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>>83581494
Fuck you asshole, my grandmother died last night.
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>>83581507
Eh, some day I may watch it subbed
is there actually any larger streaming site that has this piece of work? To be honest I forgot it existed for years
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>>83581408
So you have already started a dust playthrough.

I would put some points in lockpick, you might find some useful stuff in locked containers or locked rooms.

Oh, and don't break the bobby pins, there aren't many.
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>>83581428
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>>83581596
Shouldve gone with her, fucker
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>>83581596
did she kill herself because she couldn't live with having a worthless piece or shit grandchild like you?
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>>83581555
I've been posting the polls in three consecutive threads every day, from morning to evening on the US East Coast, I figure consistency matters in these kinds of things.

Oddly, almost every poll has had about 90-110 responses, but the one for Alone At Sea had 229.
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>>83581532
That's heart warming.
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>>83581653
No, and unless you lost a relative, I'd prefer if you stopped.
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Just gonna put this here...
you know what to do..
POST MORE LAPIS
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>>83581532
I was expecting something horrible, I'm pleasantly surprised
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>>83581686
You can "prefer" anything, but that isn't going to make people stop
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Hey, a question. Is naming fusions after random gems that share the same colors as their components acceptable?
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>>83581686
nah, kys
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>>83581740
I know it isn't, I'm on 4chan. People don't when to stop.
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>>83581721
I'll appeal to Perifags so they don't go into autistic fits.
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>>83581642
Oh fuck off anon.
We all have a bad day now and then.

>>83581596
Here you go lad. Next time, don't beg though just post something cute and people'll probably join in. My sympathies though on your gran, hope things get better for you soon son.
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>>83581596
My Grandmother died in september, I didn't cry at all until my cat died a month later. I don't have nay profound words of encouragement but I can say you'll be alright.

And don't listen to the other Anons, Summer is here
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>>83581639
>Not backing out when pins about to break
What do you take me for?
I tagged melee, lockpick, and sneak. figured if I was unlucky, I could always fall back on a knife or a club or somesuch.
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>>83581757
Well you can, but it's not always true.
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>>83581507
>>83581606
>dub
wait.
wait!
SHIT I never realized it was an anime!
I loved that show as a kid!
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>>83581679
I suppose I should also add this.

This is the last poll, seeing as how this is the last episode in the leaked list. I might do some more when /sug/ returns for other things, but seeing as how we're living on borrowed time I don't think it's a good idea to start up a whole new series of polls.

If you haven't PLACED YA BET yet and want to, please do!
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>>83581780
I'm not convinced you do in fact realize you are on 4chan. Anyone so inclined is free to talk all the shit they want when they have the curtain of anonymity. You aren't entitled to sympathy here and if you want people to care about your fee fees or your dead relatives you have to win anons over, not ask for their respect.
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>>83581434
God I love this meme so much
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>>83581468
That's lewd, Pearl.
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>>83581786
>>83581794
Thanks friends, I appreciate the encouragement. I just needed to vent a little, as it's just been another problem out of many recently.
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>>83581880
but honestly kys tho
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We need more gems wearing comfy people clothes in the show
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>>83581863
But honest
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>>83581428
I hope your day gets a lot better, anon!~
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>>83581817
Not bad.

I would have tagged survival instead of sneak though, food and water are hard to find, unless you don't mind the radiation.
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>>83581835
God I can relate. I only knew from when I looked it up after listening to the opening on repeat. It's SO catchy.
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>>83581854
Thanks Anon, I'll be sure to keep that in mind in the future. I didn't mean to spit my woes here, but sometimes, you just have one of those days where you act before you think.
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>>83581686
>>83581880

>>83581786 here
Now come on man, you can't expect people to not shit talk on 4chan, its what happens.
I feel sympathy, but that's life.
People we care about leave us.
And people talk shit on 4chan because they don't consider your existence beyond text on a screen and thus can be cruel.
Kay Sera, Sera.

Still, like I said, I hope it gets better, have a puppy in a melon.
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>>83581721
hmmm
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>>83581207
kek
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>>83581926
No problemo
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>>83581428
Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

This one goes out to you
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>>83581970
Thanks again Anon, I really do appreciate it.
>>83581900
No
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>>83582049
do it tho
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LION AROUND
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>>83581970
Watermelon seeds can be fatal for dogs
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>>83582063
You first then
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I loooove the hw trio
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>>83582081
no, you first
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>>83582102
Gonna ignore you now
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>>83581408
You're so kind.
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>>83582077
Classic
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>>83581434
Steven got caught up, but I think I can do the job.
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>>83581322
10/10 intro
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>>83581408
>Stevidot? Amedot?
How about neither of those fatties
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>>83582110
well allrii, but fucking kys
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>>83582077
Keep up the good work
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>>83581428
You came to the right place, my friend. We're all in this together!
>>83582036
I love you!
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Watch this.
Normal Pepsi can, right?
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>>83582049
>my friends tell me to kill myself on a weekly basis and vice versa
>it actually cheers me up
You know I almost forgot people use it differently from that I think I'm getting too detached from reality
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I want to give Pearl a creampie
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>>83582175
BAM, NOW IT HAS LAPIS ON IT!
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>>83581309
Someone posted some really well done art of Lapis as a djinn a few threads back, but I didn't get around to saving it.
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It's Sardonyx now.
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>>83582210
NO
IT'S LAPIS
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>>83582199
Lapis x Pepsiman crossover when?
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>>83581408
>>Arguments arise over Amethysts worth as a crystal gem. Does she deserve redemption? Probably not, but her problems and comeuppance get swept under the rug like your skeletons in the closet.
Fuck you Lapis you can't hide your crimes
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>>83582175
>>83582199
I thought it was called Lapiss
anyway, I think we're slowly figuring out the perfect formular
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>>83581408
Keep up the good work LLNK, I love your stuff! It has a nice and unique flare to it, something that I haven't seen in a long while in here!~
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>>83581428
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>>83581532
Seeing shit correctly is pretty great.
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>>83581948
Hellish.

It doesn't help I spawned in goodsprings with those NCR imposters in thr general atore and the plague.
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>>83582227
Lapsiman
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>>83582227
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Post the lewdest shit you got famalam
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>>83582273
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>>83582166
I love you too
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>>83582273
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>>83581174
Why?

>pearl in the silicon valley
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>>83582273
Got some hot ass ebony
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>>83582273
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>>83581122

Ok Guys. Now. I got a very important question.

Let's say Steven craps his pants. Would he sing about it?

I mean. The kids sings about everything and like the the good book teach us: "Everyone Poops". It's a good thing kids learn this fast and SU is a popular cartoon.

Plus it would be hilarious!
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>>83582315
You know what to do
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you could draw a jynx with cubed hair and it would look like garnet
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>>83581825

I was going to use Apatite.
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>>83581174
If this bothers you, then maybe ask them to not use toys, or at least non-penetrative ones? Communication is always paramount when it comes to bedroom activities.
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>>83581987
lmao you almost tricked me anon
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>>83582315
peridot, what are you doing?
you gotta start with some softer foreplay!
you know, lion the mood
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>>83582352
You clearly haven't the book "Everyone Poops but You" then.
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>>83582273
that's how babies are made!
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>>83582352
>Plus it would be hilarious!

Maybe if your entire concept of comedy came from 9gag and Adam Sandler, but fucking hell, even a kids show has to have some kind of standards.
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>>83581246

Wait. Isn't Rose supposed to be bigger than Greg or is she just experimenting with shape shift?
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>>83582241
Last time I played dust you always spawned at the bunker.

Fuck that seriously, if the tunnellers didn't kill you the cannibals would, or the tribals.

I think getting away from it was just a matter of luck.

Did the NCR imposters drop good weapons atleast?
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>>83582450
It's just the perspective.
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I'M ALL SKIN AND BONES!
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>>83582490
"Concentrated"
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Reminder that Doug was, and still might be, a badass when he served.
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What was so bad about Marty?
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>>83582448

NONONONO Just think about it.

Steven is walking with Connie when suddenly Gem Shenanigans happen. His stomach growls and then a jet stream of shit comes out of his ass.

He gets all frustrated and runs away crying. Then he gets homes and starts singing: "How could this be?! Why did it happen now?! It had to be brown!"

Then Connie appears in her doorstep and screams: "It's ok! I'm glad to see there are designated streets for that stuff here too."
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>>83582300
MODS
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>>83582490
looks like she lost a ton
a skeleton
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>>83582574
You're right, bone-head.
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>>83582490
DELETE THIS
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>>83582195
Nice one, Steven.

>>83582352
I'm sure he has a rough draft for Funky Flow stashed away somewhere.
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>>83582273
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>>83582553
You're grounded.
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>>83582618
>inb4 cake sitting fetish
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>>83582574
CARLOS GET OUT OF MY FUCKING THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>83582618
I wanna nut in her ass.
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>>83582649
>NUT
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>>83581174
then leave
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>>83582618
When will she shove it in my face until I choke and suffocate
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>>83582649
But gems don't have assholes.

Except for Amethyst, probably.
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>>83582450
she's leaning over
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>>83582623

Come on! Just imagine if this scene went badly!

Steven shits himself and then Garnet just looks at him with nothing but disappointment.

Then he sings about it and then she cries and everyone is good again.
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>>83582714
Why Amethyst?
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>>83582714
And Steven!
eats hotdog
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I want Lapis to emerge from inside an enormous blue cake and sing "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" to me in a sultry voice as she serves me a slice.
Is that too much for a man to ask?
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>>83582736

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KkycGxMRXk
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>>83582747
Because she's the only one that actively eats and eating produces waste
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>>83582759
Of course not anon! Your hopes and dreams are completely rational and realistic.
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>>83582547
He was kind of a dick, I think it's implied and we're supposed to assume he's done a lot worse than the little we saw of him.
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>>83582273
Straight from Sucrose herself.
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Steven looks like he just opened a fresh can of Smashed Assholes.
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>>83582747
>>83582774
Also anal
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>>83582547
He had sharp teeth. Therefore he was evil, remember?
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>>83582346
>>83582398
Kiki is delivering a pizza to the residents of Beach City.

Kiki comes to the Beach House and steps into the living room.

Garnet takes her pizza from Kiki but accidentally calls Kiki the n-word.

Kiki gets pissed to the max.

“Call me a nigger again!! Call me!! A nigger!! AGAIN!!!” Kiki screams in furious hysterics.

“Oh damn, son,” says Steven like a jive, deep-voiced, Southern Black man, just walking into the living room. “She mad, y’all. She MAD. She so mad, she gon’ shatter y’all asses. Literally!”

Then Steven gets sad. “Jus’ lemme say goodbye, one las’ taime,” he says, grabbing Garnet’s ass and giving it a squeeze.

It's ironic because Garnet is Blacker than Kiki, despite not even being human.
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>>83582795
>That Rose
we need more rose
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>>83582748
But we are talking about full gems
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>>83582599
even a numbskull like me has his day
>>83582644
man you appear a little stressed, i think you need more skeletal company. I heard they have joints to spare
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>>83581721
hell yeah nigga
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>>83582208
She's just so happy
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>>83582714
So you make her have one
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>no male gems
>all male characters are trash
Why is Rebecca Sugar doing this?
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>>83582867

Holy Shit. Bob is such a fucking faggot.
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What ethnicity are you /sug/?
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>>83582845
Steven's a full gem. A gem full of fun and kindness!
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>>83582880
to piss you off
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>>83582553
>I'm glad to see there are designated streets for that stuff here too
poo in the loo/10
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>>83582880
it's because you silly americans eat that shit up
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>>83582886
German with a bit of Irish.
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>>83582844
We always need more Rose, anon.

We always need more Rose.
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>>83582748
Rivet's fanfic strikes again.
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>>83582886
American first and foremost
>Scot/Irish/French + Italian
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>>83582524
Holy fuck no

Hah

I MEAN NO
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>>83581721
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>>83582880
Steven is male and also a gem.

Ok, half-gem, but it counts.

And just wait for white diamond, something tells me it's gonna look like a man
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Reminder that your waifu a shit

Garnet
>killed a shitton of Gems during the war, almost got Steven killed in a thunderstorm for no good reason, embodies a ridiculously unhealthy codependent relationship
Amethyst
>almost got Steven killed far too many times to try to list, shapeshifted into Greg's dead wife to traumatize him because he wouldn't watch TV with her, brutally beat up humans who are far weaker than her because she can't handle being scolded, attacked Pearl in the Kindergarten because her feelings were hurt
Pearl
>killed a shitton of Gems during the war, took Steven into space against Greg's permission without any means of survival in a faulty spaceship that almost came undone mid-flight, let Steven fall to his death after making him feel like shit for never knowing his mom, tried to make Connie into a suicidal child soldier, fusion-raped Garnet
Peridot
>almost destroyed the planet and all life in it, tried to crush Steven, tried to kill all of the Crystal Gems, pushed Greg off a roof almost killing him
Lapis
>stole the ocean which would have had disastrous consequences for Earth, tried to drown Steven and Connie, broke Greg's leg, let Steven fall to his death, fusion-raped Jasper creating an incredibly dangerous unstable fusion and then acted like the victim, has never even acknowledged the immorality of any of those actions unlike everyone else in this list save Jasper
Jasper
>if you actually need a list you're beyond convincing, she's just plain evil

Did I miss anything?
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>>83581721
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>>83582963
What makes you say that?
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>>83582880
>Greg
>Trash
Get the fuck out of my house
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>Steven is made of Rose.
>Literally, rose made Steven.
>She shapeshifted into Steven.
>Steven has repressed memories of when Greg banged rose.
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>>83582886
Irish

Actually Irish.
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>>83582273
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>>83582993
She gets gangraped by blacks.
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>>83582987
What about Kiki?
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>>83582886
Spanish+Italian

Eh
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>>83582886
German with some other stuff mixed in
>>83582924
we should both go the fuck to sleep man
work is only half as fun after a short night
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>>83582907
Damn she's pretty

Why cant female physiology, when packing some thickness, be more shapely like this?
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>>83582987
Literally every fusion, the other Pearls, the Diamonds, every human, and Rose.
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>>83583015
>black
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>>83581679
I just watched this episode, made my cry like a bitch.
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>>83582987
>killing HW gems
>bad
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>>83583045
Good. Good.
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>>83582273
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>>83583019
I am a Canadian with German ancestry. I don't have to go to sleep for hours. Good night, my German friend.
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>>83582886
Der Jude.
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>>83582987
>Garnet
>Headcanon
>Thought she could trust Steven with the power so they could understand each other, was wrong of course
Can't argue about the last one those two need fucking rehab.
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>>83582886
White English, with some Nordic blood. Blond hair, blue eyes. Sort of like a skinnyfat Sour Cream with longer hair and fewer friends.
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>>83582880
>Greg is a well developed and very likeable character who genuinely cares about his son and isn't a complete mongoloid
He's no Woodsman but as far as cartoon fathers go he's one of the better ones.
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>>83583082
goodnight
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>>83583055
They were also Homeworld Gems before rebelling. Ruby was specifically a soldier, and her and Sapphire joined the rebellion out of necessity. Most of the Gems killed in the other side of war probably never got a fair chance.
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>>83582880
>greg
>trash

he's fucked a gem and that's more than can be said about anyone in this thread
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>>83582880
Reverse the genders
Welcome to most media in the past 100 years!
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>>83582886
american
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>>83582886
Western Slavic, first generation Canadian.
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>>83582987

>killing during war is bad
You probably don't support beating home invaders half to death, do you?
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>>83583146
>killing HW gems
>bad
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>>83583139
Sweet dreams!
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>>83583094
>>Headcanon
>soldier in a thousand-year war that was explicitly stated to have led to a metric fuckton of death
>somehow didn't kill anyone
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>>83582886
1/2 Scandinavian (AKA some sort of jumble of Swedish, Norwegian and Finnish)
1/4 Russian Jew
1/4 German Jew
I look Aryan as fuck though
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>>83583161
except men are more interesting than women tho
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>>83582880
>no male Gems
What is Steven?

>all male characters are trash
Kektophos, ur a faggot chum.

>>83583161

1/8 bait, mate.
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>>83583193
>repeating yourself
>not retarded
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>>83582886
This is the time when all the American Shitposters are up.
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>>83583013
no
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I remember Sapphire....
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>>83582886
Blasian
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>that meow when

>literally peridot
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>>83582736
Anon, you are in very bad taste and we have no choice but to punish you.

No shitposting for one thousand years.

>>83582927
>We always need more Rose.
Almost as much as Steven and Pearl do!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlVzndie6Cc
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