Amazing Hair Edition
Previous thread: >>83568650
>"NEW" episode Hit the Diamond on June 2nd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Unaired episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
Here we go.
>What do I win?
Don't for get ta PLACE YA BETS!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10421186
What if Malachite flew back to Homeworld instead of fighting in SWI?
or stuck around for America's favorite pastime
2 more days till we get thrown in the pokey again
So in episode 24 steven healed Connie's eyes and in the next episode she wears glasses again. What happened did the episode cut out early for me or something?
http://su-gemsorter.tumblr.com/
Show me you what you GOT !!
>Hiatuses long and short with no info on when they'll be back
>Getting spoiled by leaks and promos regardless
It's like you don't want me to be hyped CN. Why don't you let me feel hype anymore?
Nazi!
>>83575206
Amedot is canon edition
They're the best together. I ship them.
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>83575206
i think your op post is a bit outdated
>>83575277
She needed to hide the fact her eyes were working,since her parents are ovsrbearing
>>83575277
Yes, did you not see her pop the lenses out? She can't let her mom see that she's doing "magic stuff" with Steven
>>83575277
She took out the lenses remember?
The problemo was she couldn't just go around her home without wearing her glasses otherwise her mother would have gotten suspicious.
>>83575290
>>83575314
>>83575310
oh strange idk why it cut out early, thanks a lot.
>>83575314
someone please post that "magic stuff" comic where doug mentions las vegas
>>83575303
Why would she.
Xth for The Moist Murdercock
>>83575206
WHERE IS MY PIZZA PROMO. IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT GIVES ME HOPE
Why is Connie such a boring character
>>83575374
>>83575290
I searched for "Steven universe nazi" and this pic was in the result.
>>83575219
>Nothing
>>83575399
It contrasts the fanastic elements of the show, thus making the show seem more fantastic. Same goes for townies. Connie is just an average human girl.
>>83575374
x+nth for faster than a rebecca sugar can fellate
>>83575412
>>83575399
In order to be interesting, a character needs flaws. She's a female of colour, so she can't have flaws.
>>83575206
We're back, baby!
Reminder that Stevonnie uses "they"
But you can use S'he if you want.
>>83575206
we had ships
we had nazis
so logically we need to conclude with nazi ships
Why can't Pearl wait until Steven is 18?
>>83575279
>>83575475
I'll stick with "It"
>>83575303
A deep black sea
Endless, infinite, a single malcontent
Bruised eyes, bleeding heart, scabbed knee
Trapped in thyself, forced to lament
Will they save me?
Will fate finally relent?
Will it be worth the toil, the stress, the ultimate fee?Why does she cause my heart rate such a grand ascent?
>>83575505
Because she's a pedophile.
Jasper is probably the most unrelatable gem to the average person.
>>83575391
Same...
>>83575475
You're a Moron.
>>83575512
That's fine too.
the cutest gem
>>83575505
Why wait when you can start teaching him what to do early?
>>83575505
What for? Nothing will change until then.
>>83575534
yes. but we don't know which thursday
>>83575505
Steven may be 14, but that Gem on his stomach isn'twhy is there no rule 34 of Pearl rubbing herself against Steven's gem?
>>83575528
You're funny.
>>83575561
9th I thought
>>83575271
>dick squad Lapis unfuses as they fly past Mars
>Jasper floats in space for the rest of her days
>>83575562
There's this.
Since we're talking about Stevonnie, does *pronoun* have a dick?
>>83575588
l-lewd
>>83575279
Only the best
>>83575607
*pronoun* is probably a hermaphrodite. Or *pronoun* has just nothing down there, like a doll.
>>83575607
Does Connie?
>>83575562
Why are there no images ofPearl deepthroating Steven while she massages his prostate with the tip of her nose
>>83575579
Try as she might Jasper was never able to return to Homeworld or make her way back to Earth, eventually as she drifted through space, Jasper stopped thinking.
>>83575627
Maybe *pronoun* can just choose what *pronoun* wants.
>>83575574
that was an unofficial time which has now been proved wrong
>>83575588
Wew lad
>>83575656
Well, *pronoun* should have shapeshifting powers, so that might not be out of the realm of posibility.
>>83575514
You forgot your name there Lady of the Limbs
>>83575514
>>83575588
oh god...
>>83575678
Yes.
But we can all agree that *pronoun* has an asshole, right?
>>83575220
What, no there's no "it's a townie episode in disguise"choice?
>>83575279
How is Rainbow Quartz this high? I mostly like her from a conceptual view, and a little from her aesthetic.
>>83575206
All glory to the meme gem!
>>83575505
Pearl doesn't want Steven, that is what she has been training Connie for
Brainwash her into being Steven's perfect little wife/sex slave
>>83575285
How sensitive are the gems to hot temperatures? Can boiling water hurt them?
>>83575651
Maybe the Rubies will find her
All is not lost!
>>83575709
*pronoun* eats, *pronoun* excretes.
>>83575279
>>83575752
>Pearl doesn't want Steven
Maybe not now.
>>83575767
probably not
I mean Garnet is tough enough to survive lava, Pearl and Amethyst aren't that tough, but boiling water probably isn't a big deal
>>83575290
>they killed an entire universe... just to store their weapons
>>83575615
>>83575794
>>83575776
But does *pronoun* pee.
>>83575588
Did greg cum on it?
>>83575752
fuck you,peridot
>>83575767
I think it depends on the gem. Since Garnet is the only one who can swim in lava, I would think that all gems are different.
>>83575752
But you want him for yourself, don't you Peri?
>>83575463
She lies. A lot.
We learned that misha isn't the only pedophile in /sug/ last thread with that young amy greentext
>>83575808
Drink bleach
>>83575837
Everybody knows daterape is a pedophile.
>>83575768
I was making a joke about Kars. What would a Jasper+Ruby fusion even look like?
>>83575687
Sorry.
>>83575702
>>83575833
Only to her mother.
>>83575279
Original Trio the best!
Another threadMany things left unsaidTears have been shedA curse, spreadDead
>>83575752
>You'd do it for him
>And you would do it again
I really need to see someone make a picture of Pearl saying this in a sexual connotation.
So, they're 6 right?
>>83575865
A mistake.What would a lion-like hair style and a cubical afro even end up as?
What is the best ship and why is it*insert your ship here*
Pic unrelated
>>83575279
1 Amethyst
2 Steven
3 Peridot
4 Garnet
5 Lapis Lazuli
6 Pearl
7 Alexandrite
8 Opal
9 Jasper
10 Stevonnie
11 Sugilite
12 Sapphire
13 Ruby
14 Rose Quartz
15 Malachite
16 Yellow Pearl
17 Yellow Diamond
18 Rainbow Quartz
19 Blue Pearl
20 Blue Diamond
21 Sardonyx
>>83575648
There is at least one pic of her using her nose, but she's not doing that other thing too.
Probably no one's drawn it because69's always look awkward and without x-ray you can't see everything that's happening
>>83575887
Do you not believe in Steven?
>>83575893
Fuck off we don't need more poemfags
>>83575887
>Steven that low
>"original trio"
It's always been four Gems.
why is there still so little suspender gem art? It's canon and CN Approved™
>>83575933
Steven will betray humanity.
>tfw old bedsheets are falling apart
>tfw new ones are stiff as cardboard and feel like sandpaper despite 500tc Egyptian cotton, same brand as the old ones
Sorry about the blog, just needed to bitch after one terrible night.
Have some happy Lappy.
>>83575830
nah, Peridot wants Amethyst
a lot
>>83575954
I need to see the CG's in suspenders
All of them!
>>83575914
Amedot is Endgame
>>83575958
Take a pillow and start smashing those sheets with it
Soften them up and you vent your anger at the same time
Someone post that picture with all the Pearls.
>>83575914
Jaspidotcuz size differenceand amedot,cuz it's cute af
>>83575914
>Pearlnet
Fuck man, even though I like it I know it's not best.
Just that the thought of Garnet domming the fuck out of Pearl does things to my dick.
>>83576014
Cheer up Greg.
You managed to fuck a tall alien woman, many dream about it, but you have actually done it.
>>83575914
Opalxadult Steven.
>>83575279
1 Sapphire
1 Yellow Diamond
3 Alexandrite
4 Rose Quartz
4 Garnet
4 Lapis Lazuli
7 Ruby
8 Blue Diamond
8 Opal
10 Sardonyx
11 Steven
12 Blue Pearl
12 Sugilite
14 Amethyst
15 Pearl
16 Peridot
16 Jasper
18 Malachite
19 Rainbow Quartz
20 Yellow Pearl
21 Stevonnie
Pretty sure i fucked a couple of the clicks up.
>>83575958
I haven't washed my sheets in 4 months
I haven't washed my quilt in a year
>>83575954
You know what else is CN Approved™, my dear anon?Hiatuses.
>>83576060
Do you have bed bugs
>>83575845
that would still taste better than your shit taste in gems fag
>>83575914
Ruby x Sapphire!
It's pretty much canon!
>>83575957
>Trying to pick a gem to name a fusion
Man, there are way more types of Gem than I ever thought.
>>83575539
the angry little slice of pie
>>83576020
>Pearlnet
My nigga!
>>83576060
That's disgusting anon
>>83575985
Even Steven?
>>83575880
>>83576124
Especially Steven.
>>83575714
It being a townie episode of some kind is a fairly likely option, and can be taken from a lot of the choices anon!
>>83575279
1 Peridot
2 Pearl
3 Steven
4 Amethyst
5 Garnet
6 Lapis Lazuli
7 Sapphire
8 Rose Quartz
9 Ruby
10 Jasper
11 Yellow Diamond
12 Alexandrite
13 Opal
14 Sugilite
15 Yellow Pearl
16 Sardonyx
17 Malachite
18 Stevonnie
19 Rainbow Quartz
20 Blue Pearl
21 Blue Diamond
Honestly it feels like 15 to 21 might as well have a different order
>Started out epic, went really bad really fast,” Jasper said. “I ran off this battlefield with my tail between my legs and a cracked Ruby under each arm.”
>“You helped evac the Rubies in the retreat?” Garnet had circled around nearer to them.
>“They’ve only got little legs.” Jasper shrugged. “I don’t think either of them made it.”
>“They’ve only got little legs.”
My god, for an entirely unrelated reason I want to see a parody of the "Nobody tosses a dwarf!" scene with Rubies.
Rubies are a cute.
Reminder that you will never have your own Pearl.
>>83575995
I heard washing with baking soda might do the trick
If anything I can return them I guess, the store will take back any product full price regardless of why you're returning it.
Reminder that Pearls are hunted down free range for sport before being sent off to be sorted for Quality.
>>83576169
>tfw no sumo Pearl that would squish me
>>83576124
Rose
>>83575965
Incorrect! Only Steven can slake Peri's thirst
>>83576169
>tfw you will force-feed Pearl
artist?
>>83576114
![stefavatar_400x400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1dHgrU4.jpg "stefavatar_400x400[1].jpg")
Requesting someone make a drawing of Stefan Universe.
>>83576183
So thats where eggs come from
>>83575987
>>83575965
my boy
>it's a Connie shows her big brown feet episode
When will David Cage make a SU game?
>>83576183
Ah, to be young and start a whole genre of abuse stories, again.
But I think theFluffieswere enough.
>>83576237
https://twitter.com/vkdntmxm33
They draw mostly Overwatch stuff now, though.
>>83575895
>Keep your legs wide
>Keep your body ready
>As you're riding him, know balance is the key
>Take it deeper
>Now go even faster
>And when you feel him spasm, stay there. Take his seed.
>>83576205
But Rose is dead. There's only Steven.
>>83576221
>>83575279
1 Peridot
2 Steven
3 Lapis Lazuli
4 Pearl
5 Amethyst
5 Garnet
7 Jasper
8 Ruby
9 Opal
10 Yellow Pearl
11 Blue Pearl
12 Rainbow Quartz
12 Stevonnie
12 Malachite
15 Sardonyx
15 Alexandrite
17 Yellow Diamond
18 Sapphire
19 Rose Quartz
20 Blue Diamond
21 Sugilite
>>83576278
I remember when I used to like fluffies.
I quit that, but I fear that I would start liking it again if I went back.
Pearl abuse is ok though.
>>83575914
The porn is intense
The art is amazing
The dynamic is fraught with tension and ripe for drama (yet the fluff is so grounding)
And it makes sjws M-A-D
>>83576259
THAT'S NOT MY BABY
>>83576296
Not when I'm finished with him
>>83576289
>>83576221
>Incorrect! Only Steven can slake Peri's thirst forhugs.
fixed.
>>83576296
Rose gave up her physical form and is using the energy that would have formed that to keep Steven from falling apart in a pool of biomass.
>>83576289
>>83576278
>>83576183
People like you should seriously die
Enjoying the pain of others is disgusting
>>83576371
Enjoying the pain of fictional beings is completely fine.
>>83575914
Lapidot is perfection.Opal is fine too.
>>83576317
Well, my whole line of thinking started with Peridot's Harvesting comment and it seems like it's something that should be looked into!
>>83576352
You're an idiot
Steven is a human with gem powers nothing more or less. He isn't being kept together by his gem
>>83576385
Wrong pic?
>>83576417
Steven is half-Human half-Gem. The Gem is literally half of Steven.
>>83576398
There is never enough Pearl abuse.
>>83576392
No its not
You are still enjoying the idea of others in pain
>>83576417
You're the idiot, it has been explicitly stated that Steven is a hybrid.
>>83576469
But it's fictional.
If it was real I wouldn't enjoy it.
It's like lolis.
>>83576447
I was under the impression that either the failure of his biological components or his gem components would cause the failure of Steven.
>>83576447
No its not
>>83576481
>hybrid means he literally disintegrates if a single organ is removed
He isnt a hard light construct like the gems he is flesh and blood
>>83575279
Uh, did I break it?
>>83576394
>>83576303
Why can't we have both?
>>83576278
Jissou > fluffies
>>83575279
>>83576563
>jissou
The 2hu heads?
>>83576394
anyone who thinks Lapidot is shit has brain damage
Is the draw anon from this morning still around? How's progress? Pearl in neko or cookie cat lingerie. Pic semi-related.
![[NemDiggers] Yosuga no Sora - 11 [BD] [720p] [H264 AAC MP4].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dUNN0mn.jpg "[NemDiggers] Yosuga no Sora - 11 [BD] [720p] [H264 AAC MP4].jpg")
>>83576317
>I remember when I used to like fluffies.
>ponyfags and lore fags are taking over the thread
Naw fuck this I'm out
>>83576580
I have brain damage then.
>>83576580
I'm Rebecca Sugar here with an important message:
LAPIDOT IS SHIT
>>83576509
>>83576529
Yes it is. All his DNA and information is integrated with his Gem.
Quickly /sug/!
Pearl has just fallen and can't get up. What do you do?
>>83576547
polyship really is the best option
>>83576604
Those were dark times.
>>83576580
Lapidot gets shit on by Ameidot.
>>83576609
>[redacted]fags
Where?
>SoLfag
Nevermind leave.
>>83576618
You're not Rebecca
>>83576618
But becky YOU made it canon
Ignore the gender stuff and just pay attention to what Ian says regarding Steven here.
>Steven on the other hand was created by mixing human and gem DNA so he’s a completely new kind of being. He is the only gem to be born thru biological reproductive means(Rose shapeshifted a womb for him to be born from).
>>83576643
Consume her gem and gain her powers
>>83576618
You do know we have you're Zim fanfiction?
>>83576652
>[redacted]fags
SCP posters? Again?
>>83576643
I would peek under her shirt to see if she has nipples, then I would help her.
>>83576580
It's not shit, Stevidot is just superior
>>83575505
Because 18 year olds aren't children
>>83576666
Super Satin pls.
>>83576698
*your
>>83576712
>>83576580
>>83576648
>>83576680
Poly will become canon
>>83576014
Fuck off you gregnigger
>>83576680
>dark blue
Say, what's the darkest blue physical feature on our cast right now? Oh.
Amethysts's eyes
>>83576648
ameidot is shit because Amethyst is shit and deserves no one
>>83576710
The only good Stevidot is platonic Stevidot, anyone who thinks Stevonnie isn't the endgame is delusional.
>>83576748
Good.
>>83576694
>We will never have the end villian be some gem eating alien that flips his shit when he sees Steven.
>>83576779
Kill yourself delusional faggot.
>>83576774
Stevonnie is shit though.
It's still endgame, but it's shit.
>>83576259
Go away with your league of shit things
>>83576765
Oh Pearl, stop being so tsundere.
>Amethyst gets made fun of once and goes Beserk
Why is Amethyst so insecure and a bitch
>>83576083
>>83576843
>Beserk
>>83576843
She's a teen gem like lapis.
Though lapis is much older
Well they got me down to a nose it seems.
Holy shit I don't like this show anymore what the fuck happened to me I used to love I now I think it's stupid help
>>83576843
Amethyst really is the worst.
>>83576843
Amethyst deserve nothing
>>83576793
Homeworld probably abducts human on the regular to create artificial gem human hybrids
>>83576867
Why do you think the show is stupid?
so I'm new here but Garnet is best girl and I don't see how anyone can dispute that.
Would you let Jaspersit on your face?and break your neck?
>>83576913
No because it would be really painful.
>>83576913
I want Amethyst to sit on my face
>>83576929
This
>>83576902
Hell yeah she's best.
She and her components just need to get developed.
>>83576902
Steven is better.
>>83576902
Garnet is great, but she can't be best girl when Peridot exists.
>>83576902
She has no character development, or at least little compared the others.
I like her too, but there's just not much to her now.
>>83576645
...We should make a fusion chart for them.
Clueless Ruby and Fab Ruby are the best
>>83576961
>not holding the drill upside down
one job
>>83576929
it would be worth it
>>83576886
>Greg is kidnapped by Homeworld gems after they realize he's something to do with how Rose has gained all these new bullshit powers and even more charisma.
>Dragged before the Diamonds in chains
>The Crystal Gems kick their way onto homeworld to try and save him (Mostly because Steven nudges them to)
>Find him sitting with the Diamonds, all of them blushing, giggling and heavily pregnant (Along with their Pearls)
>Greg looks over as the two parties notice the other is there and gives a sheepish shrug
And that's how Homeworld Redemption happens lads.
Does anyone else find it imposible to fap to su r34?
>>83577011
No.
>>83576985
1. That would look really awkward.
2. Pearl taught her how to hold it correctly.
>>83577002
No it wouldn't.
It would be extremely painful and wouldn't feel good at all.
>>83577011
its too easy, and it worries me.
>>83577011
No you uttershit
>>83577011
I found SU thanks to porn.
>>83576250
i hope. brown girls have the best soles
>>83577011
>not using the booru
>>83577011
Nope. Sometimes I find it hard NOT to.
>>83576977
>Nuby doesn't really understand what's going on.
>>83577061
>SU booru
what
>>83577011
impossible? no
but i usually feel guilty afterwards
>>83575505
garnet told her she would bubble her if she didn't waited until steven was 18
>>83577032
but anonit would to me*winks at you with both eyes*
>>83576867
Relax, season one was magical, the last few eps have been wacks ass filler. Like they're trying to stave off actual stuff happening for as long as possible.
The bgm is still good and the watermelon stevens episode was still good. I'm sure it worth our time to see if more good episodes come along.
Why is Pearl so mean to Steven's father, is it because he isn't a shota?
