>>83170946
>>83203874
>>83234172
I got out of work early tonight, Anons. Let's try and read us some comics!
>Writer
>Chris Claremont
Welp, get your fetish counters ready, Anons.
One good thought about those sterotypical japanese paper doors. They're so thin that even a weak fuck like you and me could go full Kool Aid Man on them.
>>83264309
Man, you should read some of the Daughters of the Dragon he wrote in Deadly Hands of Kung Fu.
>>83264524
Is that an evil spirit coming out of that assassin's crotch?
>>83264568
Aw Anon, you spoiled it! I was actually gonna do all of Deadly Hands of Kung Fu after we finish Iron Fist, but just before Iron Fist joins Luke Cage. I'm debating if I should do the White Tiger and Shang Chi parts.
>>83264598
It's actually a secret japanese ninjustu. Now Luke's boot smells like wang.
>>83264642
Shang Chi is pretty sweet, but it's a little off-course. I'm guessing you're not going to post the articles from Deadly Hands, just the comics?
Introducing Moses Magum, Magnum Force! His porn career didn't work out so well, so he kept the costume and became a supervillain.
>>83264726
I'm still mulling it over, but it'll depend on if the people here want to see them.
Unrelated note, but I've found that varying combinations of "rue" and "avenue" have popped up in my capcha a lot. It's weird.
I don't know what happened to the Punisher around this time to make him "unavailable" at this time. Anyone want to share with the class?
>>83264769
Moses Magnum is a cooler name than Magnum Force, anyway.
>>83264842
They're both french words for street, and a lot of french street signs have been showing up in captcha for some reason.
Another word that's come up often in the capcha, "impasse".
It's funny that Luke gets this angry about chopsticks, considering it's later retconned that he knows Japanese.
Also the fact that his best friend is the biggest weeb on Earth this side of Wolverine.
How often do we see a villain apologize for doing something to kill the hero, while intentionally killing a henchman?
Holy shit, Luke fell out of a plane, dropped on of a mountain, rolled off the damn thing, hit the water, and didn't even rip his shirt?
I love his X-Men, but I don't think Chris Claremont is the man for Luke Cage.
>>83265597
Forgot the damn image...
>Most of the people I throw out of my airplanes usually take the hint
How many people do you think he's done that too? Do you think all of his bad henchmen get booted out the plane, or does it have to be a really specific kind of fuck-up?
I've got a weird amount of love for finger lasers. It always bums me about that the Green Goblin doesn't use his much anymore.
>>83265243
At least Danny has the excuse of being raised in an asian culture, Wolverine is the King of Weeb.
>>83265311
>the ninja assassin is called Sakura
How cute.
And Magum Force next appears in Claremont's X-Men. X-Anon already storytimed his next appearance.
>http://desustorage.org/co/thread/82303335/#82309669
Now, should I storytime the trilogy where Luke joins the Fantastic Four, or go right back to Power Man?
>>83265944
I think it's because it's like when you pretended your finger was a gun when you were a kid, except it actually works.
>>83266148
This is such a Bond ending, except Luke does not get to sleep with the girl.
I didn't hear anybody say no, so let's go!
>>83266340
I will neither confirm or deny such accusations.
>>83266509
Well duh Ben, you're not much good against mole men or Skrulls now, are you?
>>83266509
Wow. I can't wait to see how this new FF status quo affects comics forever!
>>83266220
For years I genuinely believed Logan was raised in Japan, mostly because I knew he had a japanese wife, and knew how much of a weeb he was. You can imagine my shock when I found out that wasn't the case.
For some reason 4chan isn't letting me post page 3, or at least isn't letting me see it.
Short version, we find out that Ben turned human after Hulk knocked him off a building.
I've been trying to get page 3 to show up forever, what the shit.
>>83266996
It got posted.
>>83267047
Yeah, I have no idea why it took so long, it was weird.
I may be wrong, but I think this is the first time he's met the FF since "Hey, can I borrow your multimillion dollar jet to get $200 back from the leader of a sovereign nation?"
Uh, nevermind. Shit, I don't think I have that series downloaded. I'll storytime that with the tomorrow if anyone's interested?
>>83267182
He does owe them a favor.
>>83267251
What series?
Huh, apparently the Fantastic Four have a Danger Room too. Does this mean Reed also enslaved an AI?
>>83267336
Marvel Two-In-One. It was basically a series where Ben Grimm met with various other heroes in the Marvel Universe.
>>83267469
Issue 13? I have that one.
Wow, somebody actually lost to the Wrecker. When was the last time THAT happened? Dude's usually the biggest jobber this side of Galactus.
>>83267513
Well it shouldn't take too much to storytime it. As I said, if anyone's interested, I can do it tomorrow.
>>83267569
Here's a link if you want it.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/08747uaexupo9ti/%281976-01%29_Marvel_Two-in-One_013.cbr
>>83267692
On it, but nobody seems interested.
>Drunk Ben starting shit in a bar
>>83267683
Would being caught by Luke Cage from that height really be any different than hitting concrete?
>>83267916
It works for Superman, doesn't it?It shouldn't work there either, but comics.
>>83267985
Superman flies, though. You can justify it as him grabbing them while matching their fall and slowly decelerating to a stop. They don't always show him doing that, but at least he could.
Huh, you know, forget what I said about Sue being strong. Luke just beat her with a damn curtain.
>>83268143
Is this the first time someone asked why Susan didn't call herself Invisible Woman?
>>83268323
It's the first I'm aware of, but I'm hardly a massive FF fan at the moment.
>>83268226
She's not near as badass as she got in the 80's. Still way better than she was in the earliest issues, that was embarrassing.
DUN DUN DUN
>>83268503
>Abraham Lincoln's mother
Here's how you know Reed is into some weird as shit super-science.
Ben finds the idea of an alternate universe version of himself to make more sense than the idea of Power Armor.
Man, was Reed always such a drama queen?
>>83268700
i can't tell if that's a This Man, This Monster homage or just a good standard splash page pose
>>83268986
I really should finish Kirby-era Thor. I got bored of it early on, because the really early stuff ate.
>>83269076
so much Commie fighting
>>83269110
I've heard lately that it picks up when the Inhumans show up, and then Galactus.
But by the time I heard that, I was reading Swamp Thing.
>>83268766
I think it's a sign that he doesn't watch anime. Ben Grimm is decidedly not a weeb.
>>83269233
He lives in the same universe as Iron Man, the original Power Armor.
Did they ever say which theatre Ben fought WW2 in? Did he fight Nazis or Japs?
And that's it for Luke's Fantastic Four appearances. Shame it took so long.
Back to your regularly scheduled Power Man.
>>83269728
>>83269527
Wildfire has a good design. Surprised he catch on.
>>83270605
Tumblr would lose their fucking minds, and you know it.
Actually, I want him to come back anyway.
>>83270605
He's not as cool as the other Wildfire, though.
>>83264309
One think I recently appreciated is the really great linework and inking in these old comics. They're really top notch.
>>83264463
>Translated from Japanese to American: Holy shit look on the tits on that cup o' chocolate!
>>83264524
Wait, is powerman replying to that guys thoughts?
>>83271143
Spoilers: That's the same thing Danny said when he first met Misty.
No it isn't, and you should ignore anything I claim to be spoilers, because unless they're what I intend to storytime, it's gonna be a lie.
>>83264309
>Claremont arrives
>Text on splash page immediately seems to double
I kid. I kid.
Cage has ended up shirtless enough times already that I think we'll only start noticing fetishes once his female cast starts inevitably getting tied up in sexualized poses.
>>83271182
Anon, he's got a gun aimed at her. You don't need to be a mind reader to guess what that means.
>>83271218
Sadly Claremont is only around for that one issue, until Danny joins up, which isn't for a while.
>>83264769
That is a fantastic name.
>>83264685
Knowing that gunsel means gay, and never lost that meaning in prisons, I can't not read it as Cage calling his enemies faggots.
>>83271261
You don't get villain names like that anymore.
Actually, you don't get many new villains period, now that I think about it.
>>83271218
>female cast starts inevitably getting tied up in sexualized poses.
Nah that's not til like 07
>>83264769
Why does Moses Magnum hate Japan so much?
Between this, X-Men, and a storyline in Exiles where he succeeds in detroying Japan, he really seems to hate the place.
>>83271314
My dates are a bit off, what's happened in '07?
Once again, the soda machine proves to be Luke Cage's most insurmountable foe.
Shit, I should've answered that instead of Mace or Diamondback.
Anons, do me a favor, next time somebody comes in these threads and asks who Luke's arch-enemy is, if I don't say it say "The Soda Machine".
>>83271434
When's the soda machine going to make to TV?
>>83265068
This is gonna sound racist I realize, but is anyone else having trouble telling Cage's lady friends apart? Claire, Mrs. Jenks, and Sam here all have a really similar Black and Proud afro-lady look going on.
>>83271345
I was referencing this cover
http://imgur.com/6EuWFJY
>>83271514
Wow, I can't believe I forgot about that. Imma need to schedule it out so that that cover is the OP. Maybe then we'll get some massive traffic.
>>83271494
They do all have the same hair, but isn't Mrs. Jenks dead?
>>83271487
If Luke doesn't have to deal with at least one defective soda machine in the Netflix series, I am going to fuckingbe sad
>>83271598
I think she died at the end of Hero For Hire 16, yeah.
Oh hey, the capcha actually has profanity. Never seen that before. It literally says "fuck technique".
>>83271598
She is, but doesn't change the nondescript character design.
>>83271826
You'll notice that none of these characters have appeared for decades. Not even, surprisingly, Claire Temple. You'd think the Netflix series would've caused her to show up as another Night Nurse.
I think I'll leave it at that for the night. That Fantastic Four trilogy took longer than I'd like, and I have a double shift in the morning.
>>83271971
Good night!
>>83265944
>Dirtiest profession in the world
Yes, geology.
>>83266643
The Frankie in question here being Frankie Raye, who eventually became Galactus's Herald Nova.
>>83266715
How did you know about the Japanese wife but somehow miss the constant references to him being Canadian?
hey this isn't erik josten
>>83273547
You missed him, he was a couple nights ago >>83205056
>>83273497
He could've been born in Canada, raised in Japan then went back to Canada as an adult.
>>83267432
>Does this mean Reed also enslaved an AI?
Herbie and Roberta mount weekly futile uprising against the Maker, but he inevitably triumphs and resets them to default settings.
>>83267517
>Wow, somebody actually lost to the Wrecker. When was the last time THAT happened? Dude's usually the biggest jobber this side of Galactus.
The Wrecking Crew deserves more respect. They are intended to be Thor level threats, held back by the Wrecker's stupidity (and Thunderball's lack of leadership ability)
>>83267727
Reed was probably paying Luke $200 a day.
That seems to be how much he usually gets paid.
>>83268168
And he chimps out.
>>83264199
Thank you
>>83264799
>if the people here want to see them.
YES.
>>83271298
>gunsel
>means gay
>look it up
>mfw it's true
>>83271808
>Cage vs. IRS
>>83267727
Man, Luke just gets right under Ben's skin, huh?
>>83268475
>Time travelling canister
Well, that's certainly a plot point I'm sure won't come up while Cage is playing Fantastic.
>>83268559
Hey, that isn't She-Hulk!
Also I like how outside of the New Fantastic Four, replacement member are usually to type. Sue gets replaced by Women, like Medusa. Ben gets replaced by Bruisers, like Cage or Jen, Johnny gets replaced by Wiseacres, like Spidey, and Reed gets replaced by scientists, like Scott Lang.
>>83268700
Had Perez not developed his own style yet, or was Marvel House Style just overpowering it through Joe Sinnott's inks?
>>83269001
>>83269076
The original Fantasticar being pulled out of mothballs, used, and mocked will never stop being a solid comedy beat.
>>83280034
It's crazy right?
This weird Jewish gay slur got used in a detective story, and people confused it for "Gun Sell" or something and it got morphed into gun wielding thug.
>>83269728
Well, now here's a guy that'd be able to get some traction and internet rowdiness today.
>>83270057
It's getting to the point where if Netflix Luke Cage is not tormented by a busted vending machine in multiple episodes, I'm ready to call the show a failure.
>>83270103
>Hates "the Blacks"
>White resentment
>In a gun club
>possibly trans wife?
Seriously, was this guy killed by Scourge, or is he going to get remembered and pulled out of nowhere to start fighting Captain Falcon or Netflix boosted Luke Cage?
>>83264381
>Sagawaka
>>83271434
Okay, so is DW doing the nickname thing ironically, then?
I'm assuming "Death of a Nation" is going to be not insulting to Luke, y'know.
>>83271831
>>83271808
Wait a second, where are pages 20 and 21? Were they ads?
>>83284045
Yes.
>>83264199
Have you done the Chemistro stuff yet?
I'm not really into street-level heroes but I'm interested in their relationship.
>>83284550
Only the first Chemestro.
>>83282710
That was the point. Dashiell Hammett's editor didn't approve of any mentions of homosexuality, so he used the word 'gunsel' in the Maltese Falcon because he figured his editor would assume it meant gunman, and he did.
>>83283864
General opinion is that, in the days before VHS and the Internet, only film students watched that movie.
>>83284712
Which thread fampai?
>>83288857
Except that DW is IN film school. To the point where he's making a student film. With a name that is Birth of a Nation, but Death.
