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Female superheroes don't real
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What the fuck?
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Since when was she so much younger than Spiderman and Cyclops?
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>>83191619
Since now because fuck you, that's why.
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>>83151486
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>>83191442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InlB_uba1Bg

>why are things so haaaard?
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>>83191442
So this is the comic books now, huh
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>>83191442
This doesn't make any sense. Scott is in his X-Factor costume. When Bobbi debuted, the X-Men were in the limbo between the original run and the Claremont revamp. He didn't get that costume till the 80s. I get that the creative team sees Scott as a symbol of the patriarchy and all that, but at least get the costumes right.
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>who is wasp
>who is the invisible woman
>who is ms. Marvel
>who is she - hulk
>who is scarlet witch
>Who is Jean grey
>who is valkaryie
>Who is Medusa
>who is mantis
>who is spitfire
>who is Polaris

And these are early marvel female heroes
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>>83191694
The rest of the issue doesn't get any better. It just keeps going. And going. And going.
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>>83191619
This makes her history with Hawkeye much much creepier, no? Hawkeye has nearly a decade on Spidey and Cyclops already.
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I knew I already read this before.
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>>83191427
>>83191442
They really ripped off that image book with this.
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>>83191427
was Scott ever a superhero while Jean was not? wasn't Sue superheroing before Thor or Cyke?
also, since when do people know how Peter got his powers?
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>>83191780
Shhhh.
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This is why I stopped reading American comic books.
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>>83191798
is suicide by trying to become a superhero a common thing in the comic book world?
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>>83191442
>You don't need a Y-Chromosome to be a superhero, you just need balls
So she's saying transmen and futa can be superheroes, but not ciswomen r cuntboys or eunechs or post-op transladies?
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>>83191759
Do you think anyone who created this gives two shits about comic books?
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>>83191759
Do you think the writer knows that?
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>>83191442
>>83191427
Who the heck write that shit
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>>83191800
Aftershock
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>>83191853
The idea is unlocking your potential supergenes, I suppose.
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Whose writing this? I need to know so I can avoid them
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>>83191780
Golden Age Marvel had some too, like Miss America and Namora.
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>>83191427
>>83191442
Way to go shitting all over your decades-old female superheroes, I guess?
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>>83191427
This is unrealistic. In the real world if they were offering human experimentation trials I would still go if my parents gave me permission or not
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>>83191843
THIS is why? Out of all the things the big two do, this is it?
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>>83191853
didn't some kid burn himself to death trying to imitate Johnny in an 80's fantastic four issue?
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>>83191780
I think that Bobbi, as a Kazar love interest/sidekick MAY actually pre-date Spitfire, who was a Roy Thomas Retcon from the Invaders.

She's definitely an older character than She-Hulk. Maybe also Mantis. Not quite sure there.
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>>83191780
It's like that episode of Powerpuff Girls where the feminist claims there aren't any female superheroes and villains.
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>>83191986
I went for the basic ones. Didn't want to go on. The point was made
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>>83191694
Disney comic books, yeah.
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>>83192046
I was thinking of heroes that predate her prior to her suiting up as a superhero
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Pick your poison /co/. Revisionist history says there were never any female heroes, or all male heroes were inspired by female heroes.
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>>83191899
That would be why I couldn't find it, thanks.
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>>83191442
>>83191427
She sure showed that imaginary system of oppression
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>>83191904
number 1 cause of suicide in Marvel:attempted superenhancement
number 2 undiagnosed depression
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>>83191427
>>83191442
But what about the Golden Age superheroines?
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>>83192123
>all male heroes were inspired by female heroes.
what
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>>83192046
>Bobbi
who?
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>>83191427
>no powers
>she's clearly part skeleton
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>>83191442
jesus fucking christ
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Unless she's a psycho super villain nothing in those 2 pages makes any sense.
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>>83191427
>trying to be feminist by ignoring all major female heroes ever

Feminism is like that snake eating its own tail thing.
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>>83191427
>>83191442
what is this from?
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>>83191427
Why is she trying to get bit by a spider? Spider-Man's source of powers isn't widespread knowledge.
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>>83191661
>The first two pages are actually the best part
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>>83192234
You know it would boil down to
>it doesn't count cause they are male fantasy!
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>>83192234
the problem with feminism is every woman's version of feminism is actually just me-ism
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>>83192234
it's an ouroboros
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>>83192147
have some imaginary system of oppression not being systematically exposed to comic book fans by the thousands.
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>>83192257
because metatextuality trumps coherence.
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>>83191427
>>83191442
OK, so the funniest thing in all that is how the fuck do you get oppressed from becoming a super hero, it's not a fucking job, no one hires you, you just do it, nigga, what is this shit
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> bring in writers from outside comic industry they said.
> We need the diversity, they said.
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B-but she has a ms marvel lunchbox right fucking there.
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>>83192157
I was trying to make a joke about how female/"feminist" superhero comics always tackle this kind of issue by either downplaying existing female characters, or building them up to such grandiose importance to make them seem relevant.

See, DC Bombshells universe.
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>>83192257
It's like she's about to make a point
Then the mutie shows up and kills 3 or 4 people while subtle messages about sexism flash in front of you.
Was this written for teen girls who are going through the "NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME" phase?
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>>83191853
Superhero fan groups are definitely a thing in DC.
Seven Soldiers had a guy kill himself trying to get powers, and his wife ended up with them.

Lex's Everyman project.
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>>83192033
Oh, I was wavering long before, chappy. This latest trend only brought me to the conclusion I was creeping towards for years hence.
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>>83192244
if you were a kid in the marvel universe trying to figure out where spider man got his powers, "spider bites" is probably what you'd go with.
you might even get as far as "from a radioactive spider"
it's not marvel eight year olds' fault that they live in a world where the ideas that eight year olds come up with actually work
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>>83192244
the human cobra got powers from a radioactive cobra, maybe she was trying a similar thing?
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>>83191427
>cherrypicking the exact moment in time when most female heroes had less exposure so you can insinuate that there weren't any at all so that you can make claims of sexism that hold true in continuity, because those comics from the early 60s that you are complaining about are still in continuity and technically are only like 12 years ago in universe
This is probably the worst use of continuity accuracy in Marvel comics I've ever seen. You aren't meant to do this shit.
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I MISS THE OLD BOBBI
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>>83191427
>>83191442
Most girls certainly do not obsessed with math and science, in fact, neither does most people.

Most people who are obsessed with science are not action heroes, and that's the reason she is obsessed with science and math, what a narcissist. Then again, that's actually pretty typical of these kind of people. They just wanted to be the center of attention, not pursuit of knowledge or genuinely wanting to help people.
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>>83191427
>>83191442

Jesus christ
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>>83192424
I'd actually think he's a mutant.

>Well, he said he isn't a mutant

I don't believe you, Spidey.
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>>83192327
>Saying people are attractive is opression
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They hired Sinfest author or something?
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>>83192354
Which shouldn't be possible, Mockingbird isn't that young and she also probably isn't young enough to be wearing a Spidey t-shirt in gradeschool.
The worst part about these types of books (SG/Hellcat) is that they fuck up the character. Hellcat acts like an anime teenager who draws flowers, hearts and happy faces on everything. Squirrel Girl beats up other heroes because Spidey was about to talk shit about her friends.
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>>83192238
Mockingbird. #3, I'd wager, since that came out yesterday.
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>>83192327
That looks like praise to me.
There are threads on this site about praising big boobs, small boobs, women and men and those in-between.
Who is being oppressed here exactly?
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>>83192327
>that picture
I think neither of them, as they don't wear t-shirts. Disqualified.
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>>83191427
>Captain America is a weak guy that given powers by the government
>Thor used to be a bratty god until his father gave him a ass whooping.
>Namor people and city getting destroy by other nations/heroes.
>Human torch lost his family in the secret wars and nobody knows what happens to the original android.
>Cyborg is hated by humans and other mutants,

Jeez! I want just like them!
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>>83191780
not just in terms of in universe. this is obviously political commentary on the real world.

So what you need to be looking at is cultural impact of female super heroes.

Bionic woman, wonder woman.
FIRESTAR. who may not have had much/any comic ties. was huge in Spiderman and his amazing friends.
90's female xmen. rogue was huge of course.
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>>83192327
I am trying to decipher what you are trying to tell me but I can't seem to get it done.

>people on 4chan sexualize comic book characters
>this is a system of oppression
This can't be it, right?
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>>83191853
Some people pretend to mug each other just to get beat up by heroes.
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>>83191442

>Marvel

Worst comic book publisher on the planet.
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>>83191798
Don't tell me
>Finally I understood,they all had something I didn't, white privilege.
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Is this like feminist version of chick tract?
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>>83192630
Don't blame Marvel, they're just stupid. Blame their overlords.
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>>83192685

Well, its Marvel. So yeah.
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>>83192515
>Cyborg>>83192515
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>>83192715>>83192630
does Disney hate jews or no? also, don't Jews hate feminism?
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>>83192715

They are one and the same now.
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>>83192327

wanting to pound someones nipples isn't oppression; its veneration.

one of the biggest lies told to young people (not just young women, mind you) is that being wanted, physically is oppression. you are poorly educated if you think objectification and oppression are mutually exclusive.

monetizing ones body is no different than monetizing one's skill or brain, and for that reason, bodily monetization's gains are no more ill gotten than that of ones mind. the concept of using one's body being inferior is a lie spread by those he either cannot or will not monetize, and thus seek to prevent others doing the same.

the people who like ms. hardy's nipples and seek to intercourse with them have no regard for her salary or voting rights, they simply want to be bound with her, in the most intimate way people are capable of.

tldr; unattractive people try to convince others that sexual desire is the same as subjugation.
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>>83192744

Feminism is just a tool. Just like all ideologies in the planet.
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>>83192724

Yeah, He is leader of the x men. And got red laser in his eyes.

Also he is blue.
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>>83192172
>someone posted a page of some character saying something stupid
>better get in on the discussion and get outraged to fit in and look cool
>oh, actual discussion is happening
>"Hey anon, you know that girl in the OP-pic?"
>"No."
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>>83191427
I wanted superpowers and all I got was cancer
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>>83191427
>>83191442
I'm mostly bothered by how somehow she's so much younger than every other hero?
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>>83192526
Wouldn't make much sense.
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>>83192115
Because Marvel just wants his pat on the back about how PROGRESIVE they are, they actually don't give a fuck.
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>>83192783
>vlcsnap
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>Marvel
>still trying to be PC

NOT. EVEN. SURPRISED. ANYMORE.
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>>83192998
>please fuck my face
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>>83191427
>>83191442
This shit aint gonna stop anytime soon.
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>>83191427
>>83191442
Fuck superheroines, amirite ladies?

Not like the Wasp, Captains Marvel, She-Hulk, Storm, Mockingbird, or Invisible Woman exist.
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>muh male oppression
why do people read Mahvel anymore
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>>83192968
All you are telling me is that 4chan is full of perverts and you seem to be out of place. You know most parts of the comic book fandom are not 4chan, the literal asshole of the internet. Maybe you are on the wrong website if that kind of stuff makes you want to stop reading comic books.

People aren't sexualizing comic book characters to oppress you or get you out of comic books, they are doing it for their own pleasure and amusement.
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>>83191427
>>83191442

why do feminist comic writers always rush to make it obvious that they never actually read or gave a fuck about comics?
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>>83192234
If they achieved equality why would they be needed? They'll cpu time to find thing to be oppressed about, it is in their nature.
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>>83193210

Indoctrination and movie hype. Marvel is the worst publisher in an already sea of shitty publishers.
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>>83193221
You misunderstand, mate. I'm not the guy you originally responded to. I saved that shit because I thought it was hilarious.
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>>83191427
>>83191442
This is incredible, I'm actually left virtually jestless for once.
I have no joke to attribute here, this isn't like Squirrel Girl and Hellcat where the art, writing and characters took a noticeable dive and can be ridiculed for how particularly retarded it happened.

No, this is just fucking shit.
So I'm left at that.
This is the coveted Fuck-up Fulcrum, where it's so balanced in its bullshit you really can't be bothered.
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>Cyclops

But he was a dirty mutie? And by the time he was wearing the X-Factor costume, the X-Men were FULL of strong chicks.

What the fresh hell is this? Just fuck actual comic history huh?
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>>83193333
Forget what I said then, I am used to reading everything passive aggressively. Also checked
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>>83192963
Remember when she invented Grunge and Curt Cobain copied her?
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>>83191843
I laught at you and continue to read Hellboy.
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>>83193407
The universe recently died and was rebuilt
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>>83193447
>Hellboy

Good man.
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>>83192963

because she's an author self-insert now, just like everything that women write.
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>>83192327
Just remember, kids: making lewd comments about female comic book characters is "systematic opression," but depicting male characters being physically restrained and then abandoned is fair game!
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>>83193447
Hellboy is genuine trash.

Always made me laugh when people blasted the movies for being poorly written. What hope did they have, given the material?
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>>83193453
Overmore it was created by people with a Y chromosomes. Fucking patriarchy.
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>>83191427
>>83191442
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Marvel is trying so hard to be "women friendly" that the best way they can do it is to shit on their own history so they can brag about how much better they are now.

Actual writers have bashed She Hulks past and they've tried to pretend like they never had women Avengers before.

And also, they have to COMPLETELY ignore Claremonts X-Men as it still shits on the current stuff as far as women are concerned because its not nearly as hamfisted, even if the guy was never subtle. Like how they had A-Force and completely wanted people to forget the female X-Men team that was already a thing before then.
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>>83193511
You are trying too hard.

Its lik saying that fire is cold, this bait just dont work.

I cant even picture an actual human not noticing that you are baiting.
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>>83193511
Meme response, senpai
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>>83193232
>feminist comic writers
Come on now. There's also tons of non-feminist comic writers, that couldn't keep continuity straight to save their lives.
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>>83193501
>To be continued
>Next issue just fucks off to shove the writers message down you throat
k
also, leaving someone tied up like that while you're gone for who knows how long must be a huge BDSM no-no.
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>>83193501
She is a terrible dom and she should be fucking ashamed of herself.
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>>83193601
>Claremonts X-Men

What's that? Are there Inhumans in this "Claire Monte's Xmen"?
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>>83191427
>>83191442
Being a Marvel must both be so very rewarding with regards to movies and so irritating with regards to comics.
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>>83191427
>I'll draw a character who's name is Cyclops with two separate lenses on his visor.
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At this point Marvel's publishing is just not worth caring about. They've become this weird parody of themselves.

Crap all over your long time readers in favor for readers that won't ever buy your books outside of one-or-two issues and trades a year.

You're never gonna translate movie success into comic success, no matter how hard you try to get the synergy going.

All crap like this does is take a niche marketplace and make it even more niche.
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>>83193727

This. Anyone that does this shit to their sub should ashamed.
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>>83193601
It doesn't even work, that's the sad part. The sales for all of their feminist pandering comics are absolute shit. The get some decent sales on the first issue and then the gender activists stop buying.
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>>83191427
>>83191442
Where did Marvel go so wrong. This just sucks dick. There's literally zero effort in this.
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>>83193736
>be a Marvelfag
>never read their shit comics
>mfw
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>>83193501
I'm sure that guy didn't need his hands anymore, anyway.
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>>83193871
Don't worry, it's just a man who's going to have to have his hands amputated due to neglect. Not anyone important.
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>>83191427

this panel is just so amazing

human torch (not even actual patriarch reed richards!), captain america, cyclops, and fucking namor joined together to oppress women out of comics with their powerful chest muscles.

jesus, do you think chelsea cain jilled herself to this image?
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I wonder if their shoulders ever get sore from reaching over to pat themselves on the back so much.
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I know feminists like to ignore reality but HOLY SHIT this is the kind of stuff you're supposed to joke about, not see actually printed by a fucking comic company.

Mother of Christ.
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>>83193958
maybe it's the classic torch.
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>>83194101
That just raises further questions!
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>>83194101
Do androids have y-chromosomes?
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>>83193958
the guy on the left IS IN A TEAM with a super powered woman AND CYCLOPS is universally hated compared to the many many many females on his team. Why did they pick these characters???
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>>83191780
Anon, you never let facts get in the way of a feminist false narrative. Facts are practically rape.
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And yet if you dare suggest that fake geek girls exist...
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>>83194172
Jim Hammond would. He's not like, a robot. He's an artificial human with ceramic bones and synthetic veins and blood and stuff.

Well, most of the time.
Marvel's inconsistent some times. But usually, yeah, he might have some kind of artificial Y-chromasomes, he does have cells and blood and the like.
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>>83194193
Because they don't know shit about comics, they just know they're powerful looking men so they must be le patriarchy.
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I feel sorry for you guys.
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>>83193958
Wait a minute, look a cyclop's glasses. Shouldn't it be a mono view?
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>>83191442

>A Y-chromosome
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>>83194292
Stop oppresing the artist shitlord
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>>83191442
>These platelets are amazing.

SCIENCE, I'M SMART WORDS. GIRL POWER.
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>>83191427
It has got to be satire, but at this point I'm not sure.
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>>83193838
Company war bait aside, I'm actually at a point where I honestly would not mind if the fucking MCU material was adapted into a comic series, fleshed out and made the mainline universe so all the good stories from 616 are done and never touched, and all this other shit could amount to what-ifs.

I mean the fact these people are seeing work is absurd.
We're at a point where I feel even Joss Whedon's writing of the MCU is more credible than what Marvel's actual writing staff are doing.

Yes, yes, "the old stuff is still there". Bla bla "nothing's lost. Not life and death". I can predict all the usual cute side step dance routines people have memorized.
Here's the facts though.

There are people with a wealth of conceptual potential under their feet who are being paid to write more and somehow shit out less. There is no end in sight of this process, /co/. Certainly not with any amount of "not taking it so seriously".

In fact, let's do a thought experiment.
Imagine if after all the build the MCU has done they turned everything into a rom com of this caliber, where all the characterization, characters arcs, all that just flushed down the drain. Every movie after is the equivalent of 2 hours of Big Bang Theory writing. Jobs would be lost. People would never find work.

Now the superhero/comic genre in film circles is by no means respected material, but the MCU at the very least is still being developed respectably by the people involved. The result is a product many people enjoy.

Similarly, superhero comics aren't considered respectable high literature, but the reason isn't because of the concept. Oh, no. It's because they're actively being shit on by their own writers.
The result is fucking garbage people perpetually purchase just in the hopes keeping it afloat will allow it to be recycled into gold, like some sort of trash sifting Philosopher's stone process.

The fact the comic book community has been conditioned to accept this is unacceptable.

FUCK THIS.
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>>83193958
Who else waiting for their Y-Chromosome powers to manifest?
I hope I get something rad and patriarchal
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>>83194299
Oh my god. The writer is saying that women don't have a Y-chromosome. What a bigot!
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>>83194390
>amazing
pfft
everyone knows that Platelets are OUTRAGEOUS
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>>83194436

I just wanted to have chest hair. Instead i got ass hair.
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This shit won't stop.
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>>83194492
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>>83194505
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>mfw I'm male so I get to be a superhero and stinky girls don't
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>>83194505

>Four letters word

Cunt? No, really. Is it cunt?
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>>83194436
I got a flannel shirt what the fuck
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>>83191427
>>83191442

i enjoy how at the end of this bit, she's still a miserable bitch

these two pages are like a perfect indictment of modern feminismized womankind.
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>>83194532
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>>83194436
>not being able to manifest your privilege into rad lasers

What's the matter? Too oppressed?
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>>83194436
I got the power of being passed over for jobs because cute grills attract more customers
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>>83194532
>>83194566
>>83194505
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>>83191427
>>83191442
>>83194505
>>83194532
>>83194566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU
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>>83194492
I got all the hair you can have some of mine.

Seriously.
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>>83194541
No you're literally a nazi, according to Marvel.
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>>83194289
Not like animu hasn't been declining since the end of the 80s.
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>>83193958
this panel would be perfect if spider man was in there being as broad chested and patriarchal as the rest of the guys
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>>83194566
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>>83194436
>Who else waiting for their Y-Chromosome powers to manifest?
i was hoping for a big penis, but then it turned out i was asian
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>>83194647
Anybody got anymore?
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>>83194595

Ok, that Godzilla looks cool.
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>>83193817
>The sales for all of their feminist pandering comics are absolute shit

sales for whor are still about 20k higher than the sales for the previous volume of thor
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>>83194647
>People praise Squirrel Girl
>She solves problems with conversation and compassion!
>The art is cute, you just don't appreciate it!
what a shit comic
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>>83194710
That's a fucking sad thing. Weren't the God-bomb arc right before Whor?
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>>83191427
This literally makes no sense. Female superheroes exist. You can't just ignore them to force some more MUH OPPRESSION bullshit. Who writes this garbage?
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B-but i liked te first 2 issues of this :/
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>>83194648

>All these SJWs think I'm a fucking monster just because I'm white, straight, and male.

they're ultimately just mad because you're better than they are because you're a straight white male.
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>>83194778
I know anon, I know
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>>83194740
>the art is cute

Anyone who says this needs their eyesight checked
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>>83194742

Marvel fans are idiots that try to hard to be progressive. Most casuals can see that Marvel is trying too hard but the die hard fanboys, they are some of the biggest morons among the publishers of the planet.

They buy shit so they get more shit.
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>>83194750
Either feminists or white knights.
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>>83194831
I think you got some shit switched aroud there bud
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>>83194750
>Who writes this garbage?
people who don't give a shit about comics
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Maybe the rest of the comic is okay but this part is shit.
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>>83194390
They weren't wrong when they said science is the new rock'n'roll.
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>>83194394
Yeah, it feels like it's definitely satirical. But I don't think it's particularly effective at it.
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>It's a /co/ get's triggered by women episode
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>>83194436
My power is a mild interest in lawnmowers and power tools.
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>>83194949

Satire requires a level of self-awareness that I don't believe feminists possess.
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>>83191442
Marvel is just baiting us. We need to unanimously agree to not freak out, ignore it, let the sales sink while they blame us for not purchasing, and just let these SJW comics die out. The more we get angry, the more they will release these comics for the "shock value" (for lack of a better term).
Marvel, I will not be baited!
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>>83194924
That's what people say about Jane-Thor, it isn't true. She held her own against Odin which she shouldn't be able to do, but thanks to her being a strong women she gets extra points against old ruling men.
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>>83194492
Seriously, fuck this shit.

Keeps getting stuck when I wipe.
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>>83194873

A bit.
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>>83194647

one thing i have to give squirrel girl credit for, just because i hate people doing this even more than i hate squirrel girl, is that squirrel girl treated galactus as an unquestionably superior, insurmountable threat, which in an era where everyone jobs galactus to everything all the time is refreshing, even if galactus does talk like a tumblr account
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This kind of revisionist history is so intellectually dishonest that it stymies any potential argument to be made on behalf of greater gender diversity. But that's okay, because you can just double down and accuse anyone levying a counter-argument of bigotry.
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>>83194873
>Literally posts a picture of slutty choker collar wonder woman

dc trying real hard to be progressive over there sport
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>>83195057
what?
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>>83194486
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>>83191674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czY9kWNXDDI
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>>83191427
>>83191442

the writer apparently writes novels that are like, feminist empowerment spy thrillers, so i can see where she'd get from there to here by jamming bits of the marvel universe haphazardly into her existing sex-and-the-spy-agency story template.
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>>83194436
WITH HONOR
FREEDOM
AND THE DUTY TO PROTECT WHAT IS RIGHT!

Your inner manhood will be awaken within you. Work hard! Be whatever you want to be!
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Were the movies worth it?
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>>83195270

One of the best songs in the show. Had me laughing like a mother fucker.
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>>83195308
>>83194492

ANSWER THIS. YOU SHONEN JUMP MOTHER FUCKER.
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>>83195309
What?
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Could be worse.
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>>83194436
Yeah, okay, but am I locked into warrior and thief powers unless I hit 30 first to unlock mage?
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>>83195397
DELETE THIS
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>>83195397

God here I thought the Marvel Mangaverse was the lowest of the low when it came to art.
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>>83195360

You awaken your manhood within your ass.
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>>83195309
Considering that comics weren't all that much better beforehand, I would say yes. Yes they were.
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>>83195397

Oh for Christ sake. Who let Rebecca Sugar write for Marvel?
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>>83195397
please, please tell me this is fanart or something.
I want to have hope.
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I love the artist for this book, there's hilarious background shit all the time
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>>83195517
It is the latest issue of hellcat
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>>83195545
I don't believe you.
That's clearly scraped up from DeviantArt or something
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>>83191442
This makes me want to go find a desk and bang my head against one of the corners.
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>>83195397
grown women who want to be teenage girls are sad
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>>83195397
Is this real? Even the shitty political comics have some type of decent artwork
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>>83195545
It has gotten to the point that I would actually believe you.
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>>83195397
>drones will defend this
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>>83195517

Dude it's Natasha "Bee and Puppycat" Allegri.

Which is bizarre because the woman can draw. There are artists who bring their own style to things, but that issue was a straight up disaster. Either a lack of time or interest.
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>>83195397
>Turned Arcade into a doofy cute boi
I think I remember Leth talking about wanting to use villains some but being put off by how 'gross' they are because they hurt people or are too creepy.
I guess this was the solution
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>>83195698
>>83195608

Go check your local comic shop. I'm sure it's up there on the shelf.
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>>83195707
>Natasha "Bee and Puppycat" Allegri.

Nat. What happened to you?
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>>83195608
While I'm sure that's where Marvel got the artist, they did go ahead and publish it.
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>>83195698
it literally is, though
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>>83195698
They got a new artist, i thing it is the same that made Bee and puppycat
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>>83195578
>Women who don't have a positive enough body image to enter wet t-shirt contests.

Poor wittle first worlders.
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>>83195762
See that looks ok, even if everyone has twinky eyes
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>>83195578
>Women who don't have a positive enough body image to enter wet t-shirt contests

Men that behave like this are called Pussies.

What can you call a woman that acts the same? Cause we need a word for that too.
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>>83195815
well, yeah, the cover, but everything inside looks like this.
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>>83193727

To be fair, she's clearly new to this

And he can probably break out on his own anyways
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>>83195879
>Dyed sidecut but plus redheaded nu-male fat bearded non threatening character
>Probably one or both is bi/gay/special snowflake

Its like a parody at this point
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>>83195879
Good lord.
Did they give her a weekend to complete it?
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>>83195937
They're both bi or at least the twink is, the redhead might only be gay.
Every male character in Hellcat is either a villain, an established hero or gay and non-threatening.
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>>83191442
The worst part is that the idea behind this issue (attempting to talk down a child who has unlocked their mutant powers early and is holding her friends hostage) is a good idea that got thrown under the bus by this heavy-handed bullshit. If she tried to write an actual story instead of using it as a vehicle to get her rant across she would have had a good book.
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>>83195942
Well, that would explain the art.
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>>83195937
>nu-male fat bearded non threatening character

I can tolerate everything except this.
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>>83196019
My sides have gone to where Marvel's artistic integrity has gone
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>>83195879
This art quality looks like one of those shitty animes from the 80s. Embarrassing.
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>>83195879

This She-Hulk a cute.

Cute!
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If you read the first issue, Bobbi's getting increasingly paranoid due to side effects of the Super Soldier Serum/Infinity Formula

The letters page of the second issue also has the author mentioning that Bobbi is not a reliable narrator

I don't know for SURE, and this issue might have just been a retarded rant on the part of the author, but there's a chance that all the crazy feminist shit is a result of Bobbi literally losing her fucking mind a little bit at a time.
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>>83195879

Legitimately cute but not a good choice for a superhero book
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>>83196073

It doesn't look that bad. It's different but kinda cute.

The Nu Male still looks completely disgusting and the whole "gender" deal is preachy.
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>>83196073

You can literally see when Natasha just goes "this is too hard" and just BS's
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>>83196116
I really hope you're right, but considering how the other Marvel comics are going full femsploitation, I wouldn't be surprised.

Also, fuck the captcha's where you need to keep clicking images until they stop.
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>>83191427
Mind storytiming the rest of this so I know why she's on a rant?
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>>83195879
>>83196073
>art is so crap it scares away even those handful of people who were going to buy it
>can't fire artist because it's a grill
>can't cancel comic because writer is a grill

Serves them right.
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>>83196279
>>83191661
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