You were out taking a stroll(work with me here)
When a Truck driver carrying radioactive material crashed and splatted you with radioactive goop
The radioactive goop gave you powers instead of cancer
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
But with powers comes a shift in your alignment
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=ralign
(first alignment listed is your alignment)
Will you use your powers for good or will you use your powers for evil?
Will you do neither and just use your powers to make your life more convenient?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unnatural_Presence
>chaotic angsty
I use my powers to make everyone around me get horny. Orgies all year round.
>>82391461
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Island_Manipulation
>Chaotic Homely
So I just drag my own personal island wherever I want. Nice.
>Suicide Inducement
>Chaotic Freak
I just travel around making people suicidal for my own amusement. Could make a lot of money as a mercenary, actually. I just go up to my targets and make them suicidal -- no fuss, no muss.
>Lust Constructs
>Boring Neutral
I guess Ill just stay in my room fapping to constructs instead of regular porn.
>Wet Season Manipulation
>Lawful Weirdo
I'm going to be a good guy, but I guess I act really weird. I save an old lady's purse using rain, but when I return it, there's a bunch of little drawings in marker on it.
Electromagnetic Creature Creation
Bouncy good.
> Omnipotence
> chaotic horny
Jesus Christ.
I will rape everyone and everything in the omniverse. My rape will be absolute.
>>82391461
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Amusement_Park_Monarchy
>Chaotic Hyperactive
did i get bitten by a radioactive theme park
>>82391805
You're thinking "Homey." "Homely" means plain or ugly.
>Universal Recreation
>Cowardly Good
So like what, I have the power to reset the Universe but am to much of a pussy to do it because of all the innocent people in the universe?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Earth_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
>Chaotic paranoid
>mfw everyday's a San Andreas
Ready your butthole boys!
>>82391461
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Radiation_Immunity
>Chaotic Horny
I will go to Chernobyl and find radioactive stuff to fuck
>>82391461
>Lawful Good
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrical_Exoskeleton?useskin=oasis
SUPA HERO
STATIC SHOCK
>>82391461
>Destiny Weaving
>Bland Good
So I make people's lives decent and boring?
>>82391461
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Condition
>Colorful Neutral
So I'm a God... but neutrally flamboyant?
>>82391461
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Identity_Dominance
>Chaotic Fuzzy
I'd just go around fucking things up, sounds fun enough.
>Omni Perception
>Angry Good
So I can perceive everything and it just pisses me off? I have become... /co/!
>Poetic Good
>Speed Strike
I shall become justirony!
>Sword Arm
>Incomprehensible Evil
So I'm just a mass murderer then?
>>82395003
I've been on 4chan for six years now.
How am I only just now learning that there is an mlp board? and what mongoloid allowed it past the hypothetical-board stage?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Haemopotent_Replication
>Chaotic Angry
Man, I sound like a really edgy supervillain, so I guess I gotta be one.
>>82395250
>not checking out what every board has to offer
Besides, its a containment board, at least its supposed to be.
Would you rather see ponies on /co/?
In every thread?
24/7?
>>82395399
I'd rather they be a banable offence on any board, but yeah you're right.
>>82391461
>Bakeneko Physiology (magic catboi)
>Chaotic hyperactive
I thought the radioactive waste didn't give me cancer.
I'd apparently use my powers to glomp and say "nyan~"
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Boundless_Inner_World
>chaotic firendly
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Athleticism
>Horny Evil
I'm already fit as fuck but now no one can escape my Horny ass!
>>82394593
Every single living and non living object in the universe has been touched by your dick. Congratulations god, we are united through dick unity.
>Coral Physiology
>Affectionate Evil
So... I'm a really friendly evil coral-armour monster person? A cuddly monster from the deep? Or maybe your stalker ex is also a deep one?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Knowledge_Embodiment
>bland neutral
guess i just roam about
>>82391648
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Art_Manipulation
>The users can manipulate the art without any limit, allowing them to manipulate the world and beyond as it were a work of art along with its aspects. They can also interact with their creation and manipulate them as well. They can create stories through their art and can control the principles of the world they create or live in, along with the infinite possibilities. It also allows the user to control what the person sees and think along with deceiving the person. However art isn't just about sight and colors it also is controlled by the other senses as well.
>Airheaded Neutral
So I'm basically an aloof God within the multiverse of my own art.
I guess I'd just live an infinite number of lifetimes and probe the entirety of the experiences existence can offer. The limits of human suffering and romance and love and sadness and happiness and achievement. Make a couple of my own universes and have my creations worship me in endless ways.I really should get back to trying to master lucid dreaming
>Electromagnetic Attacks
>Chaotic Insecure
I'M GONNA FUCKING DO WHAT I WANT TO FUCKING DO WITH MY SICK METAL POWERS, when I work up the courage I mean.
>>82394871
So you're basically the God of Lifetime movies or something.
>>82391461
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sentient_Weaponry
>Smug Good
>>82391461
It's not the cancer that kills you get from massive irradiation, but the horrible sunburn and massive necrosis of cells, e.g. the flesh will slide off your bones like a sock.
also,
>Rainbow Fire manipulation
>Chaotic Confused
have you ever been killed by a confused rainbow fire?
>>82391461
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Toxikinetic_Constructs
>Chaotic Angry
Guess I'm a super villain now.
>>82391461
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Element_Manipulation
Uh... Okay.
>Chaotic Pretentious
Now we're cooking with gas.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Malignance_Nullification
>Delusional Good
So, I'm convinced I can do anything, and no one can do any direct harm to me.
/spoiler/ Guess who fidna go loopy. /spoiler/
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Native_American_Deity_Physiology
>Chaotic Freak
We Trickster god now
>>82396248
Care to join the chaotic odd adjective club?
>>82396163
>>82391461
>Talent Theft
>Affectionate Evil
So I'll be stealing somebodies talents, but to help other people? That's what I'm getting from this.
>>82396447
No, you'll steal someone's talents and then pretend to nuture them by using their talents to "teach" them. You're basically going seduce them with their own skills
>>82396447
>>82395738
Hello affectionate evil friend!
>>82396436
Sure. Call me
Injun Joker
>>82396563
And your weakness is Listerine.
I will call myself Phenex the Pontificating. My powers are made even more deadly by my natural ability to bore and exasperate people to death.
>>82394593
>Omnipotence
I don't believe you.
>>82391461
>Acid Fire Manipulation
>Airheaded Good
I try really hard to be a good guy but accidentally burn and melt everybody and everything.
>world healing
>annoying good
well my basic bitch ass stops everybody else who is evil in this thread from destroying the planet. Pretty great
>>82391461
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Defense_Break?useskin=oasis
>annoying evil
Provoke douchebags in bars and just beat the shit out of them.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Taste_Manipulation
get kidsand meto eat more veggies by making it taste like cupcakes
>Bouncy Neutral
not really a change there
>>82391461
>Enhanced Whipsmanship
>Chaotic Ignorant
So, Whiplash from Iron Man 2?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Removal
>User can remove the death of anyone or anything including all aspects of death, forcing them to stay alive regardless of pain, infirmity, medical conditions or anything else. Even when someone is supposed to have died they would remain alive but would continually rot and decay from the inside until their rendered immobile but they will still remain alive and conscious regardless.
>Neutral Lazy
My power is creepy and cruel and I avoid using it
>>82396786
>I don't believe you.
good for you? Why so distrusting though? There's no way I can prove it, but there's also no reason for you to not believe me.
But please, continue being a faggot/
