You made it to Equestria!
Equestria has awaken latent powers within you.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
But with powers comes a shift in your alignment
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=ralign
(first alignment listed is your alignment)
Will you live peacefully in Equestria or will you cause incidents and be dealt with?
>>27244603
>Crocotta Physiology
>Chaotic Boring
I'm not sure how to feel
>>27244603
>Guilt Augmentation
>Angsty Evil
Well then.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spider_Physiology?useskin=oasis
Alignment: Boring neutral
I become a boring Spiderman who has no strong affinity for good or evil.
>>27244603
>Power: Devine Aura
>Alignment: Chaotic Lazy
Your god demands poptarts and hotpockets. I shall be in my sky-palace's basement jerking off. Leave offerings by the dumbwaiter.
>>27244603
>Plant Magic
>Chaotic Conservative
ALL THE WORLD WILL BE PLANTS AGAIN
>>27244733
MAKE EQUESTRIA GREEN AGAIN
>Weapon Physiology
>Fashionable evil
I am a weapon and I look good doing it.
>>27244603
>Frigokinetic Invisibility
>Airheaded Neutral
Great, not only is my power mostly useless, but I'm also an idiot.
>>27244733
>>27244744
Ho Lee Shit
>Supernatural Combat Skills
>Angsty Neutral
I... uh... well...
>>27244603
>Disinfectant Manipulation
>Annoying Evil
I can see it work well in cartoon horse land, maybe Ill be added as a joke villain into the show and be redeemed just before it ends.
>Corvid Physiology
>Ambivalent Good
Yeah, why not?
>Supernatural Endurance
>Chaotic Confused
can take a lot of abuse but don't understand why being attacked
>YOUR PUNY PONY WEAPONS HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME
>now will someone tell me why I'm being attacked @_@
>>27244603
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Speed_Strike
>Extravagant Evil
>>27244603
>Fear Masking
>The power to draw upon superhuman reserves of courage/fearlessness.
Thats fine.
>Bogus Neutral
Not really a big shift.
It seems like Im in the clear.
>>27244603
Organic teleportation, boring good.
Huh. Sounds like how Maud suddenly appeared behind the guy who traded with Pinkie for the party cannon.
I guess organic teleportation could be a way of describing how Pinkie manages to turn up everywhere...
>uncertainty manipulation (
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Uncertainty_Manipulation?useskin=oasis )
>chaotic Erotic
>basically a horny discord
"Man I have no idea what's going on, but I sure as fuck am hard !"
Too easy
>>27244603
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Athleticism
>Chaotic Smug
>>27244603
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Embodiment?useskin=oasis
>chaotic arrogant
The earth ponies shall worship me as their god.
>>27244603
>Belief Inducement
>Ambivalent Evil
Could someone explain this?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paranormal_Immunity?useskin=oasis
>chaotic paranoid
I'm a crazy and scared little shit that can't be hurt by ghosts.
>Power:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Moon_Manipulation
>Chaotic Blathering
I can make wings out of crystal and I am "artistically neutral..."
...Am I a muse?
>>27244603
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Weaponry
Chaotic Arrogant
my weapons are too good to be seen by others, i'll just smash things with my fists.
>>27245145
ambivalent
[am-biv-uh-luh nt]
adjective
1.
having mixed feelings about someone or something; being unable to choose between two (usually opposing) courses of action: The whole family was ambivalent about the move to the suburbs.
She is regarded as a morally ambivalent character in the play.
2.
Psychology. of or relating to the coexistence within an individual of positive and negative feelings toward the same person, object, or action, simultaneously drawing him or her in opposite directions.
>>27245373
So, hes evil but has mixed feelings about it?
>>27244603
>supernatural strength
>bland neutral
I'll just go and crush some boulders with my dick. I don't really give a fuck.
>>27244603
>Chaotic delusional
>Intelligence Infinitum
Uh, cool?
So I'm like a super smart Discord?
>Beauty Embodiment
>Chaotic Horny
I'm okay with this.
>>27244603
>Fifth-Dimension Manipulation
>Angsty Neutral
It's time to fuck shit up, my friends.
>>27244603
>Anal-retentive neutral
>Time control
Guess I'd be sort of tedious.
>Leadership Empowerment
>Chaotic Cowardly
So I'm the neet of all the neets
>I'm a coy neutral person who can break contracts
So a kinda normal person I guess.
>Physics Infringement
>Chaotic Irritating
So Pinkie Pie but annoying?
>Conquest Empowerment
>Lazy Neutral
I have infinite potential and can rule the whole world, yet I can't be arsed to do any of that.
>>27244603
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vegetable_Fairy_Physiology
>Flamboyant Evil
What kinda gay shit is this?
>>27244603
>chaotic bored mystical dancer
>mystical dancing, able to do a number of magical things while dancing.
>i.e. glitchhop dancing would make a bass cannon.
literally the best.
>Invisibility
>Neutral Sarcastic
I'd probably go invisible any time I don't want to be bothered with the pastel colored horses when they get particularly annoying.
>Atomic Manipulation
>Chaotic Pyromaniac
>Narcissistic Evil
>Uninteresting Good
am i the final boss?
>>27244603
>meta transcendence
>Chaotic angry
I can transcend anger, and then all other limits.
>>27244603
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Inversion
>Misunderstood Good
I-it wasn't sexual harassment i swear
>>27244750
so nothing changed
>>27246818
Well, I'm neutral now, so I guess that's new
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Change_Embodiment
>Affectionate Evil
Cause incidents and be dealt with? Fuck that I'm going all out on this bitch, say hello to your new ruler my wonderful subjects.
>>27244603
>Airhead Evil who can go temporarily invincible
>"So, i'm like, totally gonna slap that Celestia bitch for thinking she's prettier than me just because of those gawdawful wings!"
>>27244603
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reforming
>Ambivalent Neutral
Fuck I wanted to be evil
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Speech_Manipulation
Chaotic Confused
I'm literally an Anon in equestria story where i don't understand anyone and just go about my day treating the ponies like adorable little horses.
Fuckin awesome
>Ice Exoskeleton
>Annoying Evil
>tfw you're a recurring villain of the week
>>27244603
>Consumptive Biological Regeneration
>incompetent evil
Consume the flesh of ponykind to gain immortality, choke to death on a vertebrae
>Star Destruction
>Smug Evil
I'm going to drive Twilight absolutely mad by destroying one star after she just finished plotting the night sky
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pollen_Manipulation
>angry neutral
I'd use my pollen manipulation to be the best weed man in Equestria. I would use it to keep myself from being angry all the time and quell the beast within. Just don't make me sober. You wouldn't like me when I'm sober.
> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Godly_Incarnation
>Angry Good
Wew, I'm a main character in an edgy fanfic!
>>27247795
>Green?
>>27244603
>Technological Constructs
>Chaotic Erotic
>Sometimes, I help save Equestria - stepping in from the last minute to bale the Elements, pummelling their enemy from my armored gunship
>Sometimes, it is my own robotic legions that lay siege to Canterlot, carrying off Celestia and Luna to my Mechanized Doomlair(tm)
>Never predictable, my arrival is met with equal parts fear and relief
>One thing's for certain, though:
>When I show up, it's gonna get kinky.
>Cadance and I aren't on such good terms anymore
>Whether that's because she actually objected to my plan to imprison Chrysalis in a machine that would edge her ceaselessly, or because she was bound in a latex suit of her own at the time I was explaining the plan - I'm not totally sure.
>Celestia, though?
>I'm reasonably certain she's actually trying to get into my path at this point.
>Again, whether it's because she actually dislikes my plans for her dear subjects or likes our, ah, meetings...
>Well, I'm not entirely sure on that either.
>>27244603
>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mathematics_Manipulation
I didn't even know this was a power.
So I would literally become the math wizard?
>>27244603
>manipulate sulfur
>chaotic cuddly
Cool, I guess.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Arm
>Bouncy good
>>27244603
Pressure Point Intuition
>The user possesses immense knowledge of pressure points and nerve clusters, and can produce a variety of effects by striking said pressure points in just the right way, ranging from unconsciousness, paralysis, and even death.
Nice, that can come in handy. Let's see alignment...
>Chaotic erotic
I'll do you proud 4chan. I'll do you proud.
>Cthulhu Mythos Deity Physiology
>Chaotic Friendly
Whelp, time to hid myself from KP.
>>27244603
Molecular Oscillation and Chaotic Couch Potato… so I'm lazy unless there's something I want for myself, then I can phase through walls/go intangible/turn invisible/etc to get at it?
>>27244603
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spell_Casting
>tfw Big Hat Logan in Equestria
>Technomorphism
>you can do anything you want as long as you're around technology
>equestria has zero technology
>alignment
>Angry Good
No kidding
>>27244603
Power level measuring
Artistic evil
...I can work with this.
>>27244603
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Personal_Probability_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
>Chaotic Sarcastic
Okay
>>27244603
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chaos_Manipulation
soooo i'm discord?
>>27244603
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-God
Aw shit nigga, I'm an evil version of god
>Chaotic Lazy
So I'm either a Discord or an Evil Sans?
Fight me Twilight, I'l wreck you.
>>27244603
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oneiric_Immunity
Well I guess I'm safe from Luna spying on my thoughts.
Time to overthrow the princesses.
>>27248969
forgot to mention "bouncy neutral"
what the fuck is that even.
>>27248984
>Force-Field Penetration
>Chaotic Erotic
I'm definitely going to be forcing myself into a few particular ponies fields if you catch my drift.
>Power: Key Creation
>Alignment: Bogus Good
KEY MAAAAAAN
>Mindscape Materialization
> Smug Good
Noice
>Self subsistence
>Artistic good
Turned out good desu
>Akashic Plane Manipulation
>Affectionate Neutral
You've come such a long,long way
>>27244603
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nephilim_Physiology
>Alignment: Bland Evil
I could not have planned this... Just wow.
>>27249171
You think that's something? I just got 'http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crystal_Empowerment' and 'Extravigant Evil'! I'm fucking Sombra man!
>I'm a space pegasus
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Weather_Manipulation
great
>>27244603
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Manipulation
>Colorful Good
So, what would I even do with this? Become a better Time Magician than Star Swirl?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cancer_Inducement
I didn't realize OP was a super power
>>27244603
>Pheromone Manipulation
>Cuddly Good
I don't care about pheromones. I just want to cuddle my waifu and make her happy.
>>27249215
He's the hero we deserve,but the one we need
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistenceshe's not real
>Disease Immunity
>Bland Good
Hmm... Well I can have sex with anyone and anything without issue, but it will be basic and boring..
Fuck.
>Digestive Creation
>Chaotic Bored
vore is not my fetish
>>27244603
>Light Negation
>User can negate light and light-based attacks/powers.
>Chaotic Cynical
>I actually have no idea what it is so I'll just pretend it's Chaotic Evil
Yeah, always wanted to start a sect. Cult of the Damned inspired me.
Recruit religious folks all over Equestria and forge them into zealous fanatics. This light controlled world should end and everyone opposing it will ascend beyond the scope of light and reach of dark in new glorious era.
>>27244603
>Omnidirectional Fire Waves
Cool, I always liked fire.
>Chaotic Nit-picking
I don't know how I feel about this...
>>27244603
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Antlion_Physiology
>Chaotic Lost
Literally what is chaotic lost, and do i just kill myself? As that sounds shitty
>Literally Cyborg from teen titans
>Affectionate Neutral
I fuck my waifu and save the day, there is no downsides.
>Water Portal Creation
>Bouncy Evil
I guess im nega-Pinkie that attacks you near ponds or fountains
>Affectionate Neutral
>Aerokinetic Creature Creation
Kinda ok with this
>>27244603
Mountain manipulation and Chaotic irritating.
Whelp, time to make canterlot spacelot.
>Charity Empowerment
>Chaotic Neurotic
This is somewhat interesting...
>>27244603
Temporal Monster Physiology
Chaotic Perky
>Get the popcorn, this is gonna be good...
>Blood Attacks
>Boring Evil
Great, I'm a generic vampire edgelord who'll make Somrba look like he has personality by comparison.
>>27244603
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniscience?useskin=oasis
I know EVERYTHING
>neutral erotic
Including how to make a pony orgasm for three months straight
>>27244603
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Addiction_Manipulation
>Chaotic Cute
What the everloving fuck does that mean?
>>27249688
You took a wrong turn at Albekurky
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shapeshifting
>Shapeshifting
>Chaotic Miserly
OY VEY
>>27244603
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sonoportation
>Annoying Neutral
>Eruption Inducement
>Chaotic confused
I shall turn the world into... Uhm... Into... That flaky, powdery... I think grey stuff...Yeah...
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
>Colorful Neutral
Alrighty, then.
>>27244603
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Preservation
>Lawful Verbose
>Capable of sustaining boring conversations into perpetuity
Oh, uh, well, I guess I'm going to be the least popular dude in Equestria.
Cuddly Good alignment and Creation Magic... I'm totally fine with this.
>>27244603
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Future_Embodiment
Neutral friendly
So I can finally be an all knowing wizard,but I can also manipulate time to get my waifu to fuck me and lose my wizard status. This is quite the conundrum
>Cartoon Physics
>Chaotic Unlucky
that's going to get old really quick
>>27244603
>Power: Darkness Attacks
>The ability to release/use darkness/shadow to various attacks.
>Alignment: Affectionate Good
>>27244603
Ambibalent good
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
>>27244603
>Life and Death removal
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_and_Death_Removal
basicly earase someone from excistance, ignoring stuff like immortality etc
>Chaotic Moron
Well I'll fuck stuff up because of the dumbs and lolz so yeah
>>27244603
>Power: Energy Independence
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Independence
>Alignment: Chaotic Ranting
I'm not really sure what ranting means. Do I just talk excessively about whatever I want?
>>27244603
>Angry Evil
>Rainbow Manipulation
Now this is full Heavy Metal Robot Unicorn Attack
>Delusional Good
>Inspiration Inducementhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfHnzYEHAow
>>27244603
>Change the outcomes of events/destinies
>Sexy Evil
Prepare to get cucked everyone
Dream magic.
The user is able to use magic that affects and influences dreams. They can enter the dreams of others, influence and control them, and can even bring objects and beings from their dreams into the real world.
Angry good?
Baller as Fuck power, the assignment is a little weird. Luna has since competition now, also gonna get me of dat ass.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Boundary_Removal
And
Chaotic annoying.
So basically I'm just human discord since I can remove the boundary of life,death,reality, and everything.
>>27252506
Wait. Aren't elements basically rainbow?
>>27244603
>Divine Ingestion
>Angry Neutral
I'd probably hide in a cave until some one dares enter, then i'd eat a town or something
>>27244603
>Crystal shield generation
>Ambivalent neutral
I'm basically invincible, as long as I keep making a fuckton of shields.
>alicorn physiology
>annoying good
How did I even get these?
>>27244603
>age acceleration
>chaotic confused
Welp, looks like I'm the S7 bad guy (with a lethal factor)
Now the question is if I can kill an alicorn with my power...
>>27244603
Temporal resurrection
Chaotic artistic
Well that could be fun
>Transcendent Science
>Chaotic Cute
I think i might be a sort of b plot for the season, i probably would have left creations from my pastWell i guess god now has a god the detests magic
>Cthulhu Mythos Deity Physiology
>Chaotic Moron
Well then...
>Suicide Inducement
>Chaotic Conservative
I will Deathnote anypony who promotes any of that degenerate 'progressivism' I've been hearing so much about.
>>27244603
>Angsty Neutral
>Lightning Powers
Strike me down, complete your training...
>>27244603
>Tectonic Plate Manipulation
>Chaotic Incomprehensible
Alrighty then
>Water Blast
>Angsty Good
Squirtle Squad in Equestria?
>>27254049
>Ponies turn their heads as a naked, screaming human goes sprinting down the central avenue of Ponyville.
"A MAN IS NOT A CONCRETE PLATYPUS WHILE VENUS IS BEHIND THE QUICK MART!"
>Ponies shrug and ignore the mouth foaming monkey-thing
>9.7 on the Richter Scale reduces the town to rubble
>Consumptive Growth
User can increase rapidly in size and/or mass by consuming something
>Lawful Hypochondriac
>eat something
>suddenly grow
>freak out that I have some horrible disease
gonna either starve to death or be a pain to be around
what did I do to deserve this?
>Soul exchange
>Chaotic Horny
>>27253850
>Now the question is if I can kill an alicorn with my power...
Alicorns do age, so it is possible
>Mobile Invulnerability
>Annoying Good
Oh shit, I'm just a slightly more powerful Rainbow Dash
>whip manipulation
>horny evil
Whelp it looks like there is a new rapist in town, better hide the foals now.
