Well, at least the game can't be worse than the ending, right?
...Right?
It's better to post the correct graphical display.
I honestly can't believe people even still give a shit about homestuck or andrew hussie at this point
my reaction to the ending wasn't outrage, but apathy
everytime someone mentions the Homestuck game, I keep thinking of the Yogcast game and how they'll both probably have the same fate
>tfwyou've been working on a review for hiveswap since february
wwho is best girl and wwhy is it fef?
>people wanted to see this ugly design to become art asset in a videogame
Anyone know where to find that Jade x Dave smut comic? I know someone here posted a link to another board where it was posted. I thought I saved it, but it seems I misremembered.
>>82379733
Anger is just a distraction.
In truth, we're all dead inside.
>>82379683
I only care about the porn. Specially the ones where the girls look small and petite being fucked by big dicks/tentacles/etc.
>>82379770
I love Joey!
>>82379801
Anon they are children
>>82379834
Joey's thick, thick thighs
Vriskafags or Karkatfags
Which ones are the worst complainers?
As a writer myself, I'm so conflicted about Hussie
His output and work ethic are(well, used to be), astonishing. He did Acts 1-4 in less than a year, and that's no small task.
But with Act 5 and beyond, he really, well... he kind of goes off the deep end. He becomes so meta that it kind of stops being funny and starts becoming both self flagellating and self-indulgent.
The meta commentary on Homestuck reaches its zenith in Caliborn's "Homosuck", but as legitimately funny as that is you really end up feeling like he's gone way too far with the meta crap.
So it's weird. I can't help but admire Hussie for his output, but I think he legitimately fell in love with himself about halfway through the comic.
>>82379838
>See the teaser trailer of the game
>Wii-esque graphics. CHEAP wii-esque graphics that almost can rival GOOD nintendo gamecube era games.
I'm sorry but just make it a point an click. Whose idea was it to go with the cheap cg? It really doesn't look good.
Hell it even defeats the point of even linking this to MSPAINT.
>>82379762
How can you work on a review for a game that isn't even out yet?
>>82379838
>>82379931
I liked the models
Hated how shit it looked in motion
Now we have club penguin: andrew hussie version
>>82379936
There's already plenty to review
>>82380078
You have a point.
/co/ made a million reviews of BvS and look how successful that was!
/co/ is good at reviewing flops
>>82380078
I mean, there's Andrew Hussie's complete buisiness ineptitude to review, sure, but the game itself, as horrible as it will undoubtably be, isn't out yet
>>82379955
if only this could learn how to draw waists that aren't thinner than a pencil
I think Hussie's shame lies in the fact that he wanted to do Epic Scifi Adventure with Homestuck, but took the easy way out by going full fucking tumblr with the trolls
A shame, because at first the trolls are genuinely neat. Karkat trolling John in reverse time is hysterical and a genuinely interesting relationship.
But then it stops being about world building and how to win Sburb/Stop Lord English, and starts being about literal, actual, shipping
Like, jesus fucking christ
Really
>>82380131
You know, on second thought, people looking for a review of the game probably wouldn't want to be bogged down by the drama at first.
It'll be a separate thing then, thanks
>>82380179
Specifically it was supposed to be a creation myth/coming of age story, so some romantic entanglements wouldn't be completely out of place.
But yeah, it went way too far
>>82380213
yep.
went from being dynamic and nice character interaction to straight angst shipping
CG: THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMAN.
CG: ONLY MY HATE.
CG: IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND HOT IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN THINK PAN TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE.
CG: IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG.
CG: SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER.
CG: IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU.
CG: MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE.
CG: IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU.
CG: YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT.
I just realized this whole segment of dialogue perfectly describes how Paradox Space exists. Caliborn's hatred for all life and desire to destroy them is the reason why the Green Sun exists and, following that, why any universe is able to exist at all.
>>82380213
And I have you to curse for making me think of this. It's so hard to be reminded about how HS was, at one time, a compelling creation myth/adventure story.
>>82380260
this dialogue is honestly cringeworthy as hell
>>82380273
Yeah? It's Karkat.
Anyway, more dialogue.
CG: YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I HATE YOU OR WHY I HATE YOU.
CG: I WASN'T JOKING WHEN I SAID I WAS YOUR GOD, LIKE THAT WASN'T JUST A LOT OF BRAVADO AND USELESS PISSING AROUND.
CG: I AM LITERALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR EXISTENCE.
CG: WE BEAT THE GAME YOU ARE PLAYING AND CREATED YOUR UNIVERSE.
CG: WE WERE GOING TO ENTER YOUR UNIVERSE AND RULE OVER IT.
CG: LIKE TYRANTS.
CG: IT WAS TO BE OUR PLAYTHING, JOHN.
CG: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW SWEET IT WAS GOING TO BE.
>>82380273
Well, it was essentially Karkat going super schmalzy as he tried to confess his hate for John, probably taking a cue from one of his romcoms. I'd be surprised if it weren't super cringy.
>>82380286
Yeah so are John and the kids Gods of the new universe? They were wearing their normal clothes so it was hard to tell..
>It's a "coming of age" story
>John, Dave and Roxy grow as people
>Dirk, (Tavros), (Vriska), (Terezi) and other irrelevant alt-timeline characters improve just a little
>Davesprite and (Rose) have their problems fixed by sprite brain seizure magic
>Everybody else learns absolutely -nothing-
>Some, like Terezi, literally REGRESS
If Homestuck was supposed to be about growing up, then how did Hussie fuck up this badly??
>>82380320
EPILOGUE
TOP QUALITY ZAHACK.
To answer your question, we don't know. It could be literally anything. To infer something like that with simple fashion choices doesn't make sense.
>>82380378
He forgot it was a story about growing up.
>get ripped
>old homestuck shirts don't fit anymore
the mangrit has taught me well
>HS game
>ever getting released
That's as likely as Toby Fox not being a total hack.
If you right click Andrew's name in the newsposts and select copy email address. You'll get his email address. Just telling those who do not know.
>>82380320
I assume Karkat was just mistaken about the nature of the ultimate reward. Apparently winning the game grants you no powers.
It just lets you keep what few magic skills you've been lucky enough to develop through the session. Which in Karkat's case is nothing.
Sorry, buddy! No being a tyrant-god for you. Not like he wouldn't be irresponsible as fuck with that status anyway.
>>82380467
you can left click it and email him directly though
>>82379916
Did he have a day job during acts 1 to 4? But considering how apparently well off his family is supposed to be I would not be surprised.
>>82380472
Yeah that works as well.
>>82380468
source?
>>82380467
i doubt he checks it
SAFETY HERE.
?CG: WE'RE ALL SORT OF COOKING UP A PLAN RIGHT NOW.
?CG: MY RIGHT NOW.
?CG: WHICH IF SUCCESSFUL, MAY, AND I DO STRESS MAY, END UP WITH ALL OF US MEETING FACE TO FACE.
?CG: AND WHAT I'D LIKE TO AVOID IF AT ALL POSSIBLE
?CG: IS TO HAVE THIS RENDEZVOUS INSTANTLY DETERIORATE INTO A LOT OF REVOLTING TROLL/HUMAN SLOPPY MAKEOUTS.
?CG: THAT WOULD JUST RUIN IT FOR ME, OK?
?CG: REALLY THE ONLY SCENARIO THAT I AM SURE WOULD CAUSE ME TO REGRET SUCCESS. GOT IT?
Fuck, Hussie even predicted how crappy this comic would get.
>>82380527
he used toi got a reply to a stupid question years ago
>>82380538
No, Karkat is just a hypocrite.
>>82380500
I'm speculating, not stating facts. Up until Act 7 we had no idea what winning SBURB made a player into, if they became actual divinities or whatever.
From what we've seen of the Act 7 flash they look like absolutely normal humans and trolls. I think it's safe to assume they didn't get weirdass transcendental powers or whatever.
>>82380554
>I could have emailed Hussie in early 2013 and MAYBE gotten a response
Well, shit.
>>82379908
>Karkat through Act 6
I am sorry for this guy's fans.
>>82380584
you never know till you try
words to live by
>>82380554
What did you ask?
>>82380659
so we all agree undyne is basically meenah, right?
>>82380640
well i searched my email archive
and for some fucking reason, probably hsg related, i asked him is fucking shoe size
gonna have to pat myself on the back for that oneits 10.5 he thinks
>>82380688
She is Vriska + Meenah without their worst traits.
>>82380718
How the fuck is she Vriska?
Vriska is a complete cunt. Undyne's only flaws are being willing to murder an innocent for a greater good, and dating the worst character in all of fiction
>>82380763
When did Undyne date Vriska?
>>82380688
Be careful there, the anti-Vriska assault force really, really hates it when you compare the spider to the fish.
>>82380763
Her attitude is closer to Vriska than Meenah and her ambitions/themes (wants to be the cool protagonisty character, but she's doomed to be a side character or die, loves dumb flashy bullshit, etc) are pretty on point.
She's not really either character, but she's got elements of both.
Are still talking about shipping nonstop?
Literally the biggest thing about the fandom and the comic I hate and it's all you guys talk about, even when the comic is DAOOTS. What's the point anymore?
>>82380824
I've only been here for 3 years so I can't speak for HSG, but the majority of conversation in most threads is about how good sburb was before shipping nonesense
>>82380814
The "hero" Undyne wants to be and the "hero" Vriska wants to be are two seperate things
First off Undyne already IS a hero - everyone looks up to her and admires her. She's not STRIVING to be a hero- she IS one and she ACTS as one. She is somewhat self indulgent, but she does not have such a desire for attention that she'll do blatantly selfish things like Vriska
Man, fucking Papyrus is more like Vriska than Undyne, and Papyrus is a saint
No one in Undertale is as bad as Vriska except for Frisk, which is why the two of them share a theme song about being evil megalomaniacs.
>>82380908
It's almost like you ignored that the first poster said she's LIKE the two of them but without the really bad parts. Nobody thinks she's Vriska, she's a way better person than that, but there's little sprinkles of her and Meenah in that character.
>>82380942
But you can't just ignore Vriska's bad parts - they define her.
I mean basically you're saying Undyne is extroverted and Vriska are extroverted so they're similiar.
Who is the Karkat of Undertale?
>>82380957
Nobody's ignoring shit, you are literally just too stupid to understand a basic comparison is not the same as equating one character to another.
Vriska doesn't work without flaws, but we're not talking about that. What was said is that this character comes off similar to the better aspects of these two other characters.
>>82380984
There's nobody loud enough for that.
>>82380908
Vriska was already a hero, even before she died she did it trying to keep her undeserving friends safe. Then her ghost literally became the hero of the whole fucking story, saving all of Paradox Space so that the next universe would be free from Lord English's influence. So don't come off with this shit saying Vriska was like some bone headed skeleton who can't accomplish anything.
>>82381029
>Terezi
>Dave
Can Nepeta ever catch a break?
>>82381029
POST MORE NEPETA OR THE KITTY GETS IT
>>82381041
The moral of the story is that even horrible, horrible misanthropes can be heroes. That's what antiheroes are for.
>>82381071
remember this absolute madman?
>>82380984
It's Papyrus
-main character's best friend
-despite saying otherwise, actually knows the least about a ton of stuff
-always assumes people are hitting on him
-friends with a sharp toothed lesbian
>>82380908
I'm still pissed off about people associating Megalovania with Sans.
Like, come ON. The music is playing on HIS end. He's fighting someone just as awful as Vriska or the id of Dr Andonuts.
Not exactly related, but I wish someone could have kicked Vriska's ass and helped redeem her. It's a shame she just stayed awful from the beginning to the very end.
>>82380984
Burgerpants. No doubt.
>>82381078
did it work?
I get unironically salty when undertale is mentioned
>>82381078
What a dumbass.
>>82381097
>someone could have kicked Vriska's ass and helped redeem her
John did when he went back to retcon everything
too bad hussie didn't actually explain or demonstrate or do anything to show anyone's final character progression
>>82381078
cute pupper tho
>>82381118
Why do you get mad when people mention the best game of 2015?
>>82381118
Undertale is a better product tbqh
More focus, tight character arcs, actual gameplay
>>82381142
>most memeworthy game of 2015
ftfy
undertale wouldn't be popular if it took itself seriously
>>82381165
>what is OFF
I know there's a wide margin between the two, but it's there.
>>82381184
exactly
what is off?
nobody even cares about it anymore
why?
all memes have to die eventually
>>82381165
>This comedy would be terrible if it were a drama!
I mean yeah, Taming of the Shrew would be awful if it was written like Othello.
Don't see how that makes Undertale a meme or revokes its status as the best game released last year.
>>82381199
the point they're trying to make is that OFF did take itself seriously. it was popular for a good year, undertale will most likely die out the same way. Lisa is another good example
>>82381199
>what is Off
One of the most popular free RPGs ever made? I guess Rush'n Attack was shit too since nobody talks about it anymore.
It's interesting to compare the messages in OFF and Undertale.
In OFF, none of your choices matter (except at the very end, somewhat), while in Undertale every single choice you make is important.
And then there's Homestuck. In Homestuck your choices don't matter unless you're John Egbert or one of the few friends he helps have some impact on the timeline. Kinda lame.
>>82381201
>Taming of the Shrew would be awful if it was written like Othello
>One literary masterpiece would be awful if it were like another literary masterpiece written by the same dude
That makes no sense at all
If you took the plot of Undertale and rewrote everything to be serious, taking out all the meta jokes and replacing them with more serious meta glitches that foreshadow the final scene, it'd be the same quality of game
But it'd be less popular
Here is your reward, Vriskafags.
>>82381242
>in Undertale every single choice you make is important.
>kill enemies
>don't kill enemies
>do side quests
>don't do side quests
Wow, those are some really deep consequences there.
>>82381223
I didn't say that it was shit
I just said it wasn't popular anymore
>>82381210
It wasn't popular on the same magnitude that Undertale is
And Undertale wouldn't be as popular as it is now if it was more like Off
>>82381312
>And Undertale wouldn't be as popular as it is now if it was more like Off
that's because it has it's memetic value. I don't know if you preface that by implying it's a bad thing or not, but similarly the reason homestuck got popular was the trolls, the most memified aspect of homestuck.
for both homestuck and undertale, I would not be surprised if they turned out better without pandering to what sells quickly
I don't think Undertale is a masterpiece, but it's a well made coherent product
Plus Toby Fox doesn't pause the plot to angst about the responsbility of writing a story for five fucking hours, which is nice
>>82381298
Pretty salty that Alive Vriska mocks dead, developed Vriska
Here is your reward, Karkuck fags.
>>82381379
>that's because it has it's memetic value
That was my point
Did you not see: >>82381165
>>82381242
It was more like that Fox was bored enough to consider small details that in the end don't amount to much, but are still adorable to look at. Or horrifying, if you take in consideration how the different permutation of a normal ending can make things even worse for the Underground Kingdom.
>>82381431
nah sorry, I checked in at the last moment and assumed you were just shittalking it. it's pretty obvious that it's the biggest reason it's popular.
I enjoyed it but I was so burnt out from homestuck that entering an undertale thread gave me ptsd or some shit
dad norp
>>82380763
There's the visual aspects. They're both one-eyed, blue, and wear red shoes and jeans.
>>82381097
Eh. Vriska was on the up-and-up at the latter half of Act 5. It was Act 6 which caused the complete nosedive of her character.
>>82381298
Good, that redeemed Vriska in my eyes.
>>82381273
>I don't understand writing
>At all
Taming of the Shrew would make for a really, really shitty drama. You can't just "change" a comedy into a drama, it doesn't work that way. It takes so much more than what you seem to think it does.
Fuck, watch Romeo X Juliet sometimes, the lengths they had to go to in order for that to work is absurd.
What a sleepy thread.
>>82381581
>Eh. Homestuck was on the up-and-up at the latter half of Act 5. It was Act 6 which caused the complete nosedive of her comic.
Fixed.Fuck, why couldn't Act 6've been more like Act 5-2? Pacing was perfect there, with the perfect mixture of character and plot. And Hussie threw it all away for "all of these friends are so sad and lonely because of shipping and waaaaaaaah"
>>82381755
VRISKA > ARADIA
>>82381856I also agree that Act 5-2 was HS' peak. Act 6 was horrible all around. Not immediately so, but the decline gradually became steeper and steeper. There were few enjoyable points in Act 6.
>>82379916
I was fine with all the meta shit until characters started talking about character arcs. It's pissing on the fourth wall.
Homosuck is pretty silly but the way its presented makes perfect sense and it's entertaining.
>>82381862
Kanaya>Vriska>Aradia
>>82381862
Sounds like you have a bad case of shit taste.
>>82381983
the 4th wall was made to be pissed on
>>82382199
Fourth wall jokes are good but overusing them makes a work sloppy
Only 6.5 more hours left of work till I can finally sit down and finish reading this fucking comic
>>82382308
don't get your hopes up
>>82382308
Where you at famalam?
>>82382370
1-4 were pretty baller, and 5 wasn't as awful as I initially thought. I just don't really care for like 50% of the new guys.
>>82382443
A little into 5.2 I think, rose is dealing with the ass famine and totally not about to go batshit insane due to the dark gods.
>>82382541
>and totally not about to go batshit insane due to the dark gods.
oh lawdy
>>82382541
nigga you ain't even halfway done with this comic
have fun with act 6
>>82382580
I honestly can't wait, maybe she'll learn the lesson that she isn't the hottest shit since sliced bread and listen to people sincerely for once
>>82382588
God damn that's pretty dope
>>82382541
You're about to finish the first and best half of the comic.
Soon will begin your descent into the bowels of mediocrity.
Regret will be your only reward.But do keep us updated.
>>82382541muffled rusecruise in the distance
>>82382656
You're liveblogger right?
>>82382683
>>82382673i just wanna read the comic with the folks who already know the comic inside and out. Tumbles so slow with any kind of feedback, I may as we'll be talking to myself
So at this point which is more likely
That we are eventually kicked off to /trash/
Or that we are left here as long as we keep it one thread like rwby until the epilogue comes out
>>82382951
the latter. Homestuck threads have been chill without updates for a good 2 years now, the influx of new posts and quick threads with updates like terezi remember and the masterpiece didn't really have much disdain directed to them as far as I could tell.
>>82382951
Well trash pruned us when the yuropoor jammy was throwing a fit. So long as we don't call it a general and play nice letting every thread die on 10 we should be good
>>82379775
Check /aco/. It's posted there all the time
>>82379775
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/22201840/Docs/longdistancerelationship.pdf
>>82383063
With the sun destroyed can Jade even make portals anymore?
>>82383063
>>82383117
Thanks.
>>82383129
According to her, witch powers "make things big"
>>82383129
first guardian powers existed before the kids created the sun, I see no reason why they wouldn't after it's destruction.
The sun is stuck in paradox space where time is convoluted so it doesn't matter.
>>82383169
No wonder dave left karkat for her, her power is literally to give you boners
>>82383117
>that art
>>82383129
>>82383173
Alt Calliope said Jade would lose her powers.
Though Furthest Ring time is weirdly non-linear, so the Sun should never really "stop existing forever", and the new universe will have a first guardian too, an entity that'll need the Sun to be useful.
So maybe alt Calliope was wrong.
>>82383275
Hussies a hack news at 11
H3Y 6UY5 W3R3 41CH3M1Z1N6 D1CKS N0W!
>>>/qst/25818
>>82383173
First Guardian powers never existed "before" the Green Sun's existence, anon.
>>82380694
I was not aware you had a foot fetish
>>82383063
They also did an old mom/rose/john one
>>82383333
How do you mean?
I know the green sun already existed, and by nature of the void it just so happened that the kids created it causally, but that doesn't explain why jade's powers would disappear with it's destruction
>>82383354
Are you sure it was mindwipe and not Chaz?
>>82383385
Yeah. If it's not dogdick jade fucking a five year old Dave, it's not chaz
Climatisur = Skaianet laboratories CONFIRMED
>>82383529
o shit
>>82383529
>global warming was actually a conspiracy, just the wrong one
God dammit
>>82383529
Post more homestuck stuff being used elsewhere
>>82383529
brb going to south america
Hussie's ghostwriter probably doesn't get the whole "nonlinear time" thing, that's all.
>>82383603
most probable
>>82383590
>>82383665
the medium sized russian homestuck following has always confused me
>>82383679
Xamag
>>82383679
The context is, I think, that it's a law student magazine with the main story being about "greedy justice".
So a while back i asked for a a huge work of fiction to take the place that Homestuck and Worm have had in my life, and some anon's suggested One Piece. I've tried, but I can't find a place to actually start. All the sites I've gone to only keep the last few chapter up for sales reasons or something. Where can i go to read from start to finish?
>>82383529
God fucking damnit. It's UU Yogurt all over again.
>>82383679
>>82383724
yeah, likely the person who made this doesn't even know hat homestuck is, they just found a pic of lady justice being portrayed in a vaguely evil looking manner and went with it. If you were to show a stroll to someone who has no idea what it is they'd probably think it was some kind of demon or something.
googled death grips homestuck, was not disappointed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyPvihRXkas
>MC ride and john egbert in paradise
deepest
Why did Bec jump into the Kernelsprite on the first place?
>>82383880
Vriska wannit?
>>82383880
I think Hussie said something along the lines of "well Bec is a dumb dog and also that would be the coolest thing to happen so I did it"
>>82383679
Where's that Russian Ikea catalogue with the Homestuck cosplayers in it?
Wonder how russians reacted to the gay singularity
>>82383880
Do you guys think that if Jade had any kids would he try to /ss/ them?
>>82383880
>>82383909
>>82383922
Bec is a First Guardian, his purpose is to help SBURB happens (and that means getting players into the game).
He knows some things: it's fair to suppose he was not powerful enough to shrink or teleport the meteor, but that he knew the Sprite-powers boost from prototyping would help him blow it up and protect Jade.
Actually, I wish god tier Jade had used Becsprite's enormous green laser to blow shit up. That'd have been grand.
>>82383982
Absolutely not.
Jade would be annoying full of energy and just LOVE being a mom but there's no /ss/ here. Fuck off back to /vg/.
>>82383982
Rose is probably the only person that would
It's so nostalgic to look at old fromspring questions and see all of the speculation from that era.
>>82383982
Jade is exclusively davesexual
>>82384049
Why would cal be with the bird people from wind waker?
>>82384077
Wasn't this 280 experience
Medium is such a good album holy shit
>>82384148
I don't know what you're talking about.
I remember when Dirk being a brony was the worst writing so far
Meta in fiction tends to feel like a cheap attempt to be "deep" without actually writing a story that's good
Like oh this game was uninteresting but look at all this insightful commentary on why we play video games! This comic sucked but looked at this thoughtful analysis of what it's like to write a comic!
>>82384148
diminishing returns
if you keep grinding low level mobs when you're high level, then you get less out of them
>>82384148
Reminds me of the pizza slice image from SU
>>82384148
It absolutely was
>>82384166
God tier albums:
>Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead
>The Felt
>Medium
>Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido
>Prospit & Derse (le derse dreamers maymay aside)
>Symphony Impossible to Play
>>82384265
No it wasn't
Jade's massive, long experience bar.
>>82384273
FUCK K8TNEP
>>82383960
>Giving Jack super powers was part of Droog's plan all along
Why is Droog such a complete and total bro?
>>82384077
>so many pups
>no bigger tits
she'd be more like this desu
>>82384331
arguably the smartest character in homestuck if not for scratch.
>>82384285
>no genesis frog or strife
>>82384349
Tits don't get THAT big anon, they're plenty large for a new mom
>>82384366
I actually put strife on there but took it off because the list seemed bloated
it gets an honorable mention
>>82383991
>Jade and GCATavros could both have used freaky green energy attack and fucked shit up
>It never happened because muh lonely Jade / muh background joke character Tavros
Fucking hell.
>>82384386
okay but look at what happened when bec used it
if Jade uses that shit
then the whole universe is going to die
>>82384077
Welllll I mean some of those pups are gonna just remind her of little Daves, that's inevitable with so many.
>>82384379
Yes they do!
in my animes!
Terezi
Kanaya
Sollux
Aradia
I present you the last four main characters next to the 8 kids
Aside from tag at davekat falseflagger did homestuck fans ever bully an artist into a suicide attempt like SU did?
>>82384467
Dude no
Look at octomom, wasn't much of a change. It's not like the tits get bigger based on how many kids you have. Same with hips. It's a one lane highway.
>>82384509
Did you miss the part where I said anime
>>82384455
Remind =/= actually Dave
Plus Dave would be right fucking there
>>82384503
not really
the Homestuck fandom has been extremely resilient even on tumblr, mainly because hating yourself is a natural part of enjoying homestuck
>>82384531
>implying Homestuck is an anime
>>82384503
worded my post really badly.
some filipina girl commited suicide, people found vriska fanart on her social media, and they suspected her of being a devil worshipper etc., homestuck sjw blogs raced to the rescue and actually did some good despite shitting up the entire comments section just as much as the accusors.
devil worshipers > vriskafags
>>82384559
No what I'm saying is I wanted to draw big titty jade
>>82384488
Gamzee, Karkat, Terezi, and Sollux are the remaining aspects
>>82384624
devil worshippers > vriskafags >>>>>>> joke character fags
>>82384679
>hates joke characters
>posts karkat
>>82384503
Zaami something attempted suicide after being harassed over fabricated bullshit, if I remember correctly.
People on Tumblr have a knack for treating gossip as truth, sending people death threats, and thinking they're the good guys.
>>82384658
That's fine.
Draw more though.
Joey Claire, the 2.5 million dollar girl!
>>82384660
I'd be alright with those as the final four if they were the same people they were in Hivebent
>>82384769
I wonder how Joey feels about her inheritance, her life, and her dad being stolen from her by Jade
>>82380479
He's never had a "day job".
>>82383597
That's Spain
>>82384599
I wonder if she was the 'my friends say I reminded them of vriska' person
>>82380468
>I assume Karkat was just mistaken about the nature of the ultimate reward. Apparently winning the game grants you no powers.
Half the point of the god tiers are to BE your reward on reaching the new universe. Karkat doesn't get to be a god because he forgot to ever do that.
>>82384805
he worked for his dads colour company iirc
>>82384852
Iirc he also patented some color detection or mixing software too
>>82384850
Terezi implied he was just a coward. She claimed her session didn't have the balls for it, though I'm not sure they all knew.
>reddit is getting pissed off at that "hst's version of the epilogue" because it dares to imply that davekat is anything less than perfect
>>82384919
>terezi
>knowing jack about slick
4chan refuses to let me upload this image of John kissing his dad on the lips in public whilst barefoot, so imagine I did and captioned it "Canon". If you'd please.
>>82384947
>hsts version of the epilogue
Wat
>>82384947
It's been well established that /r/homestuck is THE biggest circlejerk for liking anything Hussie does. He could do anything and they'd eat it the fuck up because they're idiots.
>>82384797
'at least i was never cucked by an angry gay manlet.'
>>82384503
pretty sure zillyhookah (the guy/gal/whatever that used to draw bro/john) closed thier tumblr because they were getting harrassed
>>82384979
>>82384991
JOEY BURNING THE WITCH UP
OOOOOOOOOH
>>82384976
damn, bro
>>82384991
Neither was Jade
>>82384985
the vriskagram react threads were so fucking stupid. OH EVERYTHING IS PERFECT I LOVE THIS COMIC AGAIN HUSSIE YOU GENIUS <3
they'd lick up his vomit if he asked.
>>82384998
Good.
>>82385062
>they'd lick up his vomit if he asked
Well they did, given that they licked up act 7
>>82384947
Written by an /r/homestuck user, ironically
Does Joeyquest take place in the new universe?
>>82384991
>cucked by a joke character
HOW CAN JADE
EVER SUUUUUUUURVIVE?
>>82385062
The lengths they go to justify things are insane. Dave barely acts anything like himself and we never got to see him reach this conclusion, but it's okay because he's socially aware of what toxic masculinity is about, and this came about naturally in the conversation he was having with John!
Nevermind it seemed so stilted even John was like "uhhh... dude what the fuck are you talking about?"
>>82385117
>joke character
But jokes are supposed to be funny
>>82385111
No, prequel. Sorry anon, Joey and Jude aren't Roxy and John's secret children
>>82385111
That's Mom Lalonde, not Roxy.>inb4 "they're the same person" -- Mom Lalonde is B1 Roxy
>>82384998
Damn the had some great roxys
>>82385111
>>82385170
If it's a prequel then those kids are fuckeeeeeeed
>>82385235
Isn't it nice that grandpa left his kids to die?
>>82385168
My sides have left the building
>>82385111
it takes place in B1, that Roxy is the one who grows up to work for Grandpa and adopt Rose
>>82384386
Here's a gif that actually animates, you goof.
Remember when First Guardians were super threatening and generally big deals? They were INCREDIBLY nerfed in favor of building up the Condesce, Lord English and the LE-themed Jack (he blew up all of Prospit, remember)... And then these three turned out to be major letdowns too.
Don't get me wrong, Collide was fun, but it's a shame all these threatening villains were defeated without any casualties, hell, without even a single major wound, and in such straightforward "punch it until HP <= 0" ways.
>>82385168
Why is Jade shitting flowers
