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2nd for Yang.
Yeaaaa Twins!
Twins a best
>>82308681
>>82308653
Twins a best
>tfw secondary
I don't watch garbage but I have zero context for shitposting
hey could some one get a cap of the Jaune pyrrha book thing, i'd do it myself but I've got no clue how to.
>>82307160
>>82307265
>>82307341
>>82307411
>>82307418
>>82307540
>>82307689
>>82307703
>>82307839
>>82308229
>>82308231
The Twins!
WHICH TWIN IF YOU COULD ONLY ONE?
>>82308804
White!
What RWBY watches Cory?
>>82308798
You missed the last one.
>>82308773
>>82308804
Melanie because sock fetish. I want her to step on me.
Twins a best
>>82308804
Militia.
>>82308826
Best twin
>>82308835
All of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55PjxXtGdJk
>>82308865
Best twin
>>82308843
I didn't have a thing for stomping until Neo and Melanie
>>82308798
>Step 1
>Open Paint
>Step 2
>Open 4chan Thread
>Step 3
>Find relevant post
>Step 4
>Press "PrtScn" button
>Step 5
>Paste into Paint
>Step 6
>Use "Selection" tool to highlight post, and align it properly
>Step 7
>Repeat Steps 3 - 6 until all posts have been copied
>Step 8
>Clean up remains of multiple PrtScn Pastes
>Step 9
>Save Screencap
Easy fucking peasy.
>>82308865
>>82308884
Best twin, agreed
posting best ship!
>>82308895
My laptop doesn't take screenshots.
I want to kiss and massage Ruby's butt!
what if your waifu saw the last post you made about her
>>82308804
Miltia. Short hair > long hair.
>>82308804
Melanie is the very best Twin.
Is there anything Blake cannot run from?
>>82309009
>Cooking some healthy homemade food, watching a movie, and tucking her in.
Not overly creepy, not even overly weird. Hopefully she'd understand.
>>82309027
You fuckin know it
>>82308653
>>82308696
>>82308703
>>82308843
>>82308889
I'm thinking about getting a femdom commission for the twins made but I'm broke and not sure what I want I really liked howinoafus recent work maybe I'll get it done by him anyone know how much he charges? He only does girl on girl right kinda sick of yang would rather the twins dominate someone else
>it will never be finished
>>82309051
Her own shitiness.
>Dat far right Blake tho.
>>82309009
Last post I made about my waifu was roasting a Neon-fag yesterday
And speaking of the twins. Lucaris is working on it.
http://cslucaris.tumblr.com/post/143522439609/im-working-on-it
>>82309098
..She seems...TOO skinny in that photo.
Like...that's not /fit/ skinny...that's anorexic skinny
>>82309009
I think she might actually be flattered that I like her as much as I do.
>>82309051
>All those Blakes
>None of them attractive
Disappointed.
>>82309112
>would rather the twins dominate someone else
The twins giving Neo a taste of her own medicine.
>>82309112
This guy is one of my new favorite artists now
>>82309009
I shat on Arlsan for being a practitioner of a inferior fighting style.
>>82309172
I WANT HIM TO MAKE THE PENNY ONE
>>82309098
When I fight Salem? Shit, maybe:
https://youtu.be/bg92QpjRcJk
When someone who actually has a chance like Rube:
https://youtu.be/84aIX8UPklI
>>82309098
D-Did you delete this for a reason?
The last boss you defeated is now in Remnant and has to fight your waifu. How screwed is she?
>>82309309
He just asked for Salem battle music. Maybe he's a shy little faggot.
>>82309210
nah I really enjoyed the hell out of that neo dominating yang and ruby image on different nights in the privacy of my home... I can't see twins dominating twins at all
>>82308972
What, are you using some ancient block of stone?
Check above your freakin' Home Key.
>>82309112
Twins dominating Neo or vice versa
>>82309309
Yeah I didn't want that picture on it
>>82309261
yus
Not enough good Penny lewd
Here's my favorite picture of Nora!
>>82308895
it's not working for me no matter what I do.
>>82309323
>Gym Leader Clair
That Kingdra is a savage. I honestly don't think Yang can win.
>>82309357
maybe neo dominating the twins that sounds fun
>>82309172
Got anything with Blake
>>82309365
Well, here's your Salem battle music regardless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jvol20r6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVkcmx2l3WA
I like to think Monty would approve of my choices.
>>82309261
Aye I hear ya. It seems like he's wanting to do some lewd-ish pics involving jaune's sisters. Apparently they've been placing cameras all over beacon following Jaune around.
>Jaune and Pyrrha will never fall in love naturally
>Pyrrha will never train Jaune to be a competent warrior
>Jaune will never realize that he doesn't need to be a hero if he has her >He will never propose to her and ask to move away after several years as hunters
>She will never accept wholeheartedly
>They will never attend a wedding with all of their friends and family
>They will never spend the rest of their days living a simple life, with Pyrrha finally out of the spotlight she hated for so long
>They will never start a large and successful family and grow old together and die happy
Fuck everything
>>82309470
As far as I know this was the only lucaris pic with blake in it. Not counting the popsicle one.
>>82309510
Well, if you're lucky, she'll come back to life via Deus Ex Machina and that will sort of happen.
>>82309505
Which Arc sister do you want
>>82309323
>Soul of Cinder
Fugg, It's maiden powers Cinder and Salem vs. Soul of Cinder. Who will win guys?
>>82309407
I like this one
>>82309377
Yes, finally someone who agrees.
>>82309585
Olivia is asking for it.
>>82309531
And here's the Popsicle one just for good measure.
>>82309585
Hrm, tossup between Shani or Azure. I'm a sucker for ponytails or glasses.
http://sinccubi.tumblr.com/post/143562132825/commission-for-dinas-commission-info-x
>>82309357
>Neo
>Being dominated by anyone
>>82309618
I want to program Penny to do other things
>>82309662
Could Neo dominate Neo?
>>82309662
Raven will put that little bitch in the ground
>>82309662
>Implying she wouldn't submissively allow Roman to dominate her.
>Implying she didn't secretly want it the whole time.
>He just never tried.
>And now he never will.
>>82309702
Wow Raven. Cool arm!
>>82309643
Damn, son
>>82309377
>>82309681
MORE LEWD PENNY DAMN IT!
EVEN WHEN SHE IS LEWD SHE IS STILL A PRECIOUS CINNAMON BUN! THIS IS WHY SHE IS BEST WAIFU!
>>82309702
I wanna look under her skirt
>>82309765
>>82309510
Quit posting your fetish, Pyrrha.
>>82309585
Violet or Sienna.
>>82309770
Raven is looking back at you with a portal.
>>82309681
She don't program her, anon. You can teach her things, she's a person!
>>82309643
>>82309592
>One Magical Girl
>Versus the undead embodiment of several Lords of Cinder, God-tier beings with the power of Flame coursing through them
Gee I wonder...
>>82309737
>Implying I'm Raven
>>82309770
You'll be dead before you can say the phrase "I left my daughter"
>>82309882
Linking the fire makes you weak. He was killed by a guy that just rolls left and right with a longsword and shield
>>82309823
Can I reach through the portal to caress her face?
>>82309909
I don't think she'll be THAT mean
>>82309851
Can I teach her to suck dick? Or make me some chicken strips?
>>82309958
If you don't mind severe lacerations, sure, go ahead.
jeez
What did Velvet ever do wrong to you guys?
>>82309909
>>Implying I'm Raven
No, I mean look at the picture you posted.
Raven's right forearm is too long.
>>82309927
And you think Cinder wouldn't have her abilities restricted in the event she were a video game boss?
>>82309979
All you have to do is ask, anon!
>>82310024
I don't, I like the Bun!
Would Weiss jerk off a faunus and post it on the internet to piss her dad off?
>>82310023
They'll be lacerations to my heart when she rejects me sure. But she won't physically harm me.
>>82310046
I don't think she would need them to be restricted, no.
>>82310102
Of course. And she'd jerk it offwith her mouth.
Anyone have high hopes for SSSN when they were first introduced?
>>82309798
>big boob Penny
Not a fan
>battle damaged
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE HER SUFFER?!
>>82310133
Then either way she loses.
>>82309979
I just want to kiss her on the lips. Or the cheek. Kiss those cute little freckles.
what if blake kept fucking looking at you from across the cafeteria and then quickly hiding behind a book
>>82309770
you cant, its a combat skirt.
>>82310160
She's a very gay robot
>>82310159
not that guy but, SoC didn't even look that powerful in his movesets
Which boy would make a best waifu?
>>82310166
Walk across the cafeteria and flash her my gold subscription to Schnee Dust Co. Monthly
>>82310141
I did, but then I was disappointed. Then again, you could say that about most things about this show.Godfuckingdammit, that fight with NDGO, why?
>Penny will never give you a vibrating handjob
>Nora will never electro-stim your penis with her tongue
>Pyrrha will never put a metal cock ring on you and use her semblance to tighten and loosen it gently until you cum
>>82310166
I'd muster up the courage to go and talk to her. Someone probably told her that I have a crush and she feels the same.
>>82310225
>Using your semblance sexually
Tell me more wise one
>>82310109
You go tell yourself that. I, on the other hand, will be eating popcorn, preparing to watch the inevitable fireworks.
>>82310225
>>82310225
I don't normally post my stuff here since I can't draw but this is pretty damn relevant so
>>82309510
>This is Pyrrha's fantasy and does not take any of Jaune's wants or aspirations in account.
>>82309813
>Pyrrha spams the Beacon message boards shipping herself and Jaune under fake names.
>>82310166
I'd go ask her what she's reading.
I like to read and write.
Truly, of all the RWBY members, I'd probably get alone with Blake the most. Ruby is too young and immature, Weiss seems like she'd be far too demanding, and while Yang is fun and nurturing... I'm not really one for social settings, in which Yang thrives.
Blake on the other hand is generally reserved and would probably appreciate some mutual quiet time. You know, just enjoying each others presence without saying much of anything. Maybe cuddling up and sharing a book. It would be wonderful!Until she abandoned me, broke my heart, and sent me down the path of maximum edge. That, or I'd post on RWBYg about how shit she is. That bitch.
>>82310432
I bet Merc and Neo would be the biggest shitposters on these message boards
>>82310432
>I just don't get why more people don't ship Arkos!
Jaune doesn't even know she likes him anon
>THAT IS GONNA CHANGE, I JUST KNOW IT
Pffft yeah, next you'll tell me that the maidens are real.
>Hahaha yeah that would be really stupid, but Arkos, that's gonna happen!
Only if Pyrrha mans up and kisses him, he won't take the hint otherwise
>.....
>>82310141
Yes.
I mean, I thought they'd have actual personalities.
Gavin would have been such a great bad boi.
>>82310432
>Reactive Icy Knight posting happens because of the shitposting.
>>82310371
Thats very nice
>>82310528
Im giving them one more chance before Merc ices them all
>>82310281
why are you so mean?
>>82310549
>There's literally one guy quietly pointing out that Weiss deserves better than Jaune
>It'sNeptune
>>82309510
Thank god for that. Arkos is shit and so is Pyrrha.
>>82309927
>Linking the fire makes you weak. He was killed by a guy that just rolls left and right with a longsword and shield
I can't decide whether that's appropriate or ironic, considering thatJaune kills Cinder in Volume 4
>>82310682
>Butthurt Weissfag mad that Weiss and Jaune will never be together.
>>82309927
>He was killed by a guy that just rolls left and right with a longsword and shield
You insult me.
>>82309813
>>82310382
>Pyrrha tries to write a steamy romance novel
>It's literally 400 pages of her and Jaune doing stuff like going on dates and holding hands
>It's not that she doesn't like sex, it's that she literally doesn't know how to write it
>>82310712
Jokes on you m8, Weiss is worst RWBY though I wouldn't mind if they got together.
>>82310698
Ehhhhh.
Realistically I don't see her dying until the end of Volume 6.
That'll also be the turning point for all the "Will they revive Pyrrha or not".
She's either back or hinted to come back at the end of the next three volume arc, or she's dead for good.
>>82310749
>He says this while Blake exists
>>82310549
>Someone brings up Lancaster.
>Yang shuts that shit down but unknowingly lays the seeds whatever her pairing with the Retard is called.
>>82310749
Alright m8.
You can put Ruby, Yang, and Weiss in any order you want and I'll respect your opinion.
But don't you sit there and tell me that this adorable piece of faunus garbage is anywhere but last until they fix her.
>>82310768
But anon she's best RWBY.
>>82310804I think it's called Dragon Slayer.
>>82310816
>Adorable
>Faunus
Literally why she's best.
>>82310486
My Fauna
>>82310825
>But anon she's best RWBY.
>>82310816
Am I the only one that wants to make Blake my "pet" in bed so hard just to hear her yeow and then purr once it's done?
>>82310942
She can't get off unless you have a barbed dick or you're Adam.
>>82310760
She's not coming back...
...with the exception of Flashbacks, Dream Sequences...
...Hallucinations... (fuck you, Emerald and Neo, don't you DARE)
>>82310730
>It takes her fifteen minutes to even type down the word "penis" because she doesn't know what to put after that.
>The furthest she ever got was half a page, but every time she even think that someone is nearby, she just deletes the whole thing.
>>82310967
Or superior Arc dick.
>>82310972
>She's not coming back...
See, I'd believe that.
If I had any faith in Miles and Kerry not to fuck it all up.
I need crossover art /RWBYg/.
Give me your crossover art.
>>82310984
http://youtu.be/sd2Q6Fagemg
>Pyrrha writes an essay
>>82310730
>Six chapters are dedicated to shopping for a new fence.
>>82310972
>Emerald and Neo use hallicinations to fuck wih Jaune's head
Oh boy the shit that will come from this
Cant see when Jaune goes nuclear if that happens
>>82311047
Pyrrha writes smut*
Point still stands.Everything works with SpongeBob
>>82311035
I swear to god we better get some three-way battle between Adam, Yang, and Sun over Blake's heart.Bonus points if Blake gets bored and leaves in the middle of it
>>82309510
God.
Fucking.
Damnit.
>>82311047
>Writing smut.
>Create 8500 words of build up.
>Get to the first bit of sexy time.
>Not even anything major, just Yang doing some solo stuff in the shower to ease some stress over the current situation.
>Take a break.
>Haven't added to it in a week.
I understand her pain.
Although I did punch out a small little segment that was literally just Jaune writing his own self-insert story starring allegories for Weiss and himself. But that was more for the sake of comedy, so I don't really count it.
>>82311171
I don't get this reference.
>>82311182
Damn Octy, that's one fine Nikos. I'm assuming you already have this one. Still postan.
>>82311339
>8500 words
Jesus Christ, dude.
>>82311035
>>82310166
>I'd turn my head in disgust.
>try to pretend we never had eye contact.
>I'd then spot where Best Cat is sitting.
>Walk over to her table.
>Proceed to introduce myself.
>Gain friend ship with best cat.
>End day with a good mark.
>>82311386
Yeah I gottem all.
>>82311339
Post what you have so I may judge youand maybe give you tips on how girls masturbate.
>>82311339
>>Create 8500 words of build up.
I wish I had your dedication. I haven't written anything in months even though I said I'd do something this hiatus.
>>82311458
>wanting to be friends with a two bit whore
She probably got a bunch of untested diseases inside of her
>>82311339
>Get idea for smut
>Start writing it
>Realize I have no idea what it feels like to make out with a girl and drop it because I'm pathetic
Alternatively:
>Get caught up in details that I wonder if I'm spending too much time describing shit
Why must writing be so hard?
>>82311568
Why haven't you made out with a girl yet anon?
>GOD TIER
Yang
Rube
Penny
>GOOD TIER
Weiss
Pyrrha
>ACCEPTABLE TIER
Glynda
Neo
Winter
>MEDIOCRE TIER
Blake
Nora
>BAD TIER
Emerald
Salem
>SHIT TIER
Cinder
Neon
what if you went to bed with ruby and the last thing she said was that she hopes she never wakes up
>>82311655
>Weiss
>In the same league as Pyrrha
>Pyrrha
>Not in god tier above everyone else
>>82311655
>nora
>mediocre
>>82311694
Pyrrha belongs in Mediocre.
>>82311694
Dont see the great appeal behind a pile of ashes octy
>>82311655
Bump Nora and Emerald up two spots.
Drop Salem. Otherwise you are flawless.
>>82309112
g-got anymore rwby lesdom?
>>82311502
>Not wanting to befriend this beautiful meme and slowly build a relationship.
>>82311743
Mebbe.
>>82311772
>Slowly
Bitch would probably take me to montyfest 2016 so I can buy her drinks while she masturbates in the middle of the dance floor
>>82309643
>Weiss' face in last panel
>>82311655
>Cinder in the same tier as Neon
Fuck you
>>82311641
Ypu asked for it.Because growing up I didn't much care for those around me, then when I moved off on my own for college I was in an on again off again relationship. Then I had to move back home where I had zero dating prospects for another year or so. Now I'm two states away and I haven't done a damn thing socially with anyone despite being here over a year. I keep to myself and don't socialize a lot.
In terms of writing I'm not even sure I could bullshit it well enough for it to be passable. So as opposed to try and possibly look like an idiot I just don't try at all.
>>82311783
Wow, it's cute AND gets my dick hard. Thanks anon.
>>82311655
>Weiss not God tier
Now you've anally blasted this Weissfag
I will destroy you
It's been awhile
>Neo starts an ice cream business
>>82311859
That's bullshit anon, I don't want to hear that coming from you. Maybe from some /a/utist but not from you. What hobbies do you have besides jacking off and RWBY? If the answer is none then go get one. Are you in shape? If not go to the gym. It sucks, but its worth it. Also if you were in an on again off again relationship then you atleast made out with her right? If the answer is no to any of these questions then I highly recommend you get some sort of interest the makes you at least go outside with a group of people, it will make it 100000 times easier to talk to girls, and you will eventually succeed.
>>82311859
Anon, you need to start talking to people again
>>82311655
>GOD TIER
Weiss
Ruby
>GOOD TIER
Emerald
Blake
Neo
Yang
>ACCEPTABLE TIER
Cinder
Pyrrha
Nora
Penny
>MEDIOCRE TIER
Glynda
Winter
Salem
>BAD TIER
Neon
>>82311816
At the Vytal Festival while watching a random team fighting Neon surprises you by playfully rapping her tail around your leg proceeding to climb higher up and teases you while surrounded by thousands, at first you try telling her to stop because your scared of being caught but you eventually realize you can't resist it.
>>82312099
> Neon not meme tier
one job
>>82312099
>Glynda and Winter
>Mediocre tier
What are you, some kind of faggot?
They'd treat your cock better than any other female on that list.
>>82311971
>Also if you were in an on again off again relationship then you atleast made out with her right?
We meet on WoW and lived only half an hour away. We were two years apart, and she was the sister to a guy who I went to Boy Scouts with.
To make a very long and unpleasant story short she's beyond fucked in the head and I only talked her into seeing each other twice in this entire bullshit relationship. I was young and in love, so sue me.
>>82312028
>Anon, you need to start talking to people again
For a brief moment I thought this was a pony thread.
>>82312289
Could you do this blog somewhere else?
>>82312099
You miss spelled dank tier.
>>82312289
>We meet on WoW and lived only half an hour away. We were two years apart, and she was the sister to a guy who I went to Boy Scouts with.
Excuse me while I laugh my ass off for a while.
I want Neon and Blake to get into an argument then settle their differences with aggressive borderline violent sex.
>>82312289
That's understandable. But seriously, get a hobby, outdoors. It will help
>>82312273
I didn't realise we were rating them by how good the sex would be, or I would've put Neo in god tier.
>>82311944
>>82311929
Good man, good man
>>82312289
I met my last serious girlfriend over WoW.
Never. Fucking. Again.Long story short, she Blake'd out on me for 7 months to focus on school without a word and cut off all contact, then re-enters my life and acts like nothing ever happened and accused me of breaking up with her. WUT.
Honestly?
Take a class in one of the following.
>Cooking.
>Dancing
>A language. Preferably a European one. Japanese is great too if you want an easily attainable fujoshi weaboo.
So does Jaune have any brothers-in-law or nephews/nieces?
>>82312546
>dancing
Does bobbing my knees up and down while doing reload animations from games count as dancing? Or like dancing with a real partner dancing?
>>82311487
Pretty much the same struggle I face with writing myself. I'm always worried I'm wording myself to death. Makes trying to revise after I write almost impossible because I'm 2nd guessing myself every 2nd sentence.
Someone give me a Lnacaster prompt. Told myself Imd try writing it but nothing I can't think of anything.
>>82312685
Ruby breaks up with Jaune because she realizes that he's an idiot beyond help.
>>82312685
Ruby trying to console Jaune after Pyrrha's death
>>82312685
No.
>>82312624
Dancing with a real partner dancing.
Seriously, take a class.
There's almost always more females than there are males (Same with cooking and languages), and if you show up alone you can either ask one of the ladies who also came alone to be your partner...Or if you're REALLY a hopeless beta, the instructor will find a partner for you.
And since you're both there to learn how to dance, she won't even expect you to be good at it.
It also helps you stay in shape.
>>82312685
Ruby and Jaune go on a movie date.
>>82312685
Nora and Ren try to set up Ruby and Jaune but then realize the two are incompatible and stop.
>>82312685
It takes place somewhere during volume 4 when RJNR are traveling. Jaune rapes Ruby while she quietly sobs and begs him to stop, trying not to wake up Nora and Ren sleeping in the tent next to them. Jaune acts like nothing happened the next day, and Ruby never brings it up to anyone.
>>82312749
cry more faggot
>>82311487
Try to write something that isn't fanfiction.
>>82312685
Ruby tries to move in on Jaune, but Jaune is obsessed with Pyrrha still.
He finds a way to bring her back, but when she returns she totally forgets Jaune ever existed, a consequence of the resurrection.
So then Ruby, feeling dejected, goes after Pyrrha instead.
And then Ruby and Pyrrha have dyke sex.
And then Jaune is forced to watch.
You can call it "Cuckcaster".
>>82312750
>And since you're both there to learn how to dance, she won't even expect you to be good at it.
Sheeeiittt, now I really feel bad for my friend who went into Gender Studies thinking there were girls there for him
>>82312685
Ruby invites Jaune over for a movie
Ruby falls asleep and Jaunetucks her into bed
>>82312799
I'M THE ONE
>>82312799
I'M THE ONE
>>82312799
I'M THE ONE
You guys gonna see Civil War?
>>82312871
There's like six threads already.
>>82312796
I hope he likes fat dykes.
>>82312816
That is fucking cute.
>>82312871
What the fuck would Yang do with two left arms?
>>82312750
Do you think a dance class would help me in the air force?
Reminder that she sacrificed herself for us.
And will now join Salem.
>>82312940
To pick up women? Yes.
>"Hi, I'm Anon. Would you like to dance?"
>"Sure! So Anon, what do you do for a living?"
>"I'm in the Air Force."
>"And I'm available."
>http://hobby.dengeki.com/news/194557/
Reminder that Medicos could have given us full scale, poseable RWBY figures like their Jojo line but instead we get these knock off nendoroids.
>>82312960
>When good people die on Remnant, they come back as villains.
>When bad people die, they become Good.
So what team is Roman going to join?
>>82312900
attach it to the left side?
>>82312988
>So what team is Roman going to join?
None because he was a shitty character.
>>82313001
>>82312981
I'd rather have these desu.
>>82313001
>None because he was a shitty character.
You were supposed to be an abortion but your mother punked out on the way to the clinic.
>>82313061
And?
>>82313001
> mfw this guy
>>82312988
Roman reached Nirvana. He doesn't fight for sides, he fights for himself.
>>82313001
>>82312981
Oh look, somewhere else that Ruby can become sold out.
>>82310554
What if you walked in on Ruby and she was slicing a giant callous off the bottom of her foot with a knife and you gasped which caused her to slip and slice her foot open and she said it was all your fault and she told you to get out and never speak to her again
>>82313682
I press the attack.
For Cinder!
>>82313682
wow that's the dumbest fuckin thing ive ever read is that how i sound holy shit i'm never making a post like that ever again
>>82313735
Hate to break it to you champ, but (Assuming you're the usual guy) you've had much worse in the past.
>>82313797
even more of a reason to not
>>82312816
>Jaune arrives early to be on time
>Ruby opens the door and it's immediately awkward
>Jaune makes it awkward too
>Ruby mentions her dad's away on a mission with Qrow and Yang's out with friends
>Both sit down with sodas and a bowl of popcorn
>She explains it's her favorite movie
>Gets closer and closer to Jaune during the movie
>Ruby falls asleep halfway through
>Jaune doesn't realize until the credits roll
>She has her arms wrapped around Jaune's arm
>Slips out and carries Ruby to her bedroom
>Tucks her in
>Jaune rough's it out on the floor beside Ruby's bed
>>82311487
>Dedication.
To describe even a single scene you're going to probably hit 2,000.
Did everyone fall asleep?
>>82314526
Well, it's a school night Anon.
>>82314526
No, everyone on the planet except you and I suddenly realized this show is shit and instantly stopped caring about it.
>>82314526
Just us cows patching servers.