Homestuck 2.0 should be a Midnight Crew adventure.
Hussie'd screw it up.
It's gonna be a CW-esque superhero show about some kids with Sburb powers fighting references to Homestuck, with the original cast implied at most.
>>82274683
homestuck 2.0 should be animated
>>82274683
God no, everyone but Jack was a boring character and you know it. It's great for what it is but the intermission was basically all we needed to see of the MC.
It shouldn't be a sequel
All things considered ripping away the happy ending from the few characters who deserved it, like Jade, seems needlessly cruel
>>82274731
DD and CD were fucking great, shut your mouth.
It should be in the garbage.
>>82274770
Did angel do this? I thought she didn't like Jade and Davejade
>>82274802
She loves money.
>>82274802
Other people's wallets tell her what she likes.
MATCHSTICKS
>>82274770
I still like the idea of another session of players coming after them, who are more or less the Combine meet the Beforus trolls. A failed session that instead of all of them dying, they stayed in their session, rebuilt it as this dystopian empire, rebuilt their race, and now raid other games for resources, and the session players rule over things as cruel god-emperors.
>>82274802
Nothing in that implies davejade
>>82274802
Wait really? How does someone go about not liking Davejade?
I'm still mad that Homestuck is actually over fuck you Hussie the comic started out pretty okay at the start and could of at least been good to read through to the end but you had to shit the bed 1/4 of the way through god damn it
>>82274948
Angel's a davekat shipper.
>>82274895
Motherfucker who else is gonna get her pregnant, Dirk?
>>82274731
bitch?
>>82274802
doesnt matter what i like when its a commission
sbahj isnt over though right?
>>82275006
>Empress never mind controlled everyone to fuck each other in varied unpleasant ways to leave everyone knocked up and horrified and hating themselves and each other
Why is she so much better than her daughter?
>>82275006
That's a good question
Ignoring romantic inclinations whose the best choice for breeding the strongest possible humans?
>>82275092
It was kind of amazing to see the scales softly tip from "Interesting Lalonde" in Rose and shifted it all over to Roxy
>>82275147
I'm more amazed by the existence of a highly specialized set of scales labeled as and in active measurement of "Interesting Lalonde."
>>82275096
The current ships we have
Jade has the good qualities of Jake and Jane balanced out, while Dave has it balanced out between Dirk and Roxy. Their children will be movie-star tier quality.
John and Roxy have more extreme traits which ultimately balance each other out.
>>82274971
>>82275066
Oh. I didn't know, sorry.
>>82274948
Some people think Morrowind isn't the best TES, there's just nothing you can do.
>>82275092
Heterosexuality.
>>82272697
>>82272557
>>82272416
Anyone know where those are from?
>>82275147
It's funny that WQ said that. When she, the only other one with a queen ring, abandoned Prospit to get WIPED THE FUCK OUT right after her departure. Aparently she doesn't subscribe to the analogy of being a queen making you a nation's mum.
>>82275293
the tumblr is on the art isn't it
>>82275228
for what?
>>82275264
>tfw no good TESstuck because all the people who do AUs like that know fuckall about the universe
>>82275264
It's fun as a sightseeing tour. I'd rather play it with any other game's gameplay though.
>>82275295
Hussie said she was originally going to turn out to be WV's mother on the forums, which raises interesting questions about carapacian interbreeding.
What is Agent Caulson's favorite Homestuck ship?
>>82275335
That's the glory of having fifteen years worth of mods though.
>>82275326
For your loss. I'm sorry.
>>82275355
At least that sort of means that Prospitans and Dersites don't make weird grey babies, and it's an all-or-nothing style of thing.
>>82275327
People would get because to make it accurate Dirk would have to be a redguard, though Rose and Dave would be bretons because Roxy would be a breton
>>82275379
Really? All I've been exposed to are texture and graphics upgrades but I never went very deep into the modpile. What kind of stuff would you be talking about?
>>82275408
It's also possible he meant that WQ engineered WV in a lab, which might explain why he's not an asshole. He didn't specify details or why he dropped the idea. It was in an old thread from early 2011 that was about the Exiles and their kids.
Why was Condy even a bad guy wasn't she just a servant of LE or some dumb thing like that and did what she was told to do?
How's that homestuck successor coming along?
Don't tell me that none of you guys hadn't thought of starting a comic in the wake of the end.
>>82275408
>>82275456
It probably would have cheapened the whole "good dersite" thing honestly. That might be one of the reasons it never made it into the story.
>>82275402
my ship is fine
the real ship i mourn the death of iskarezi
>>82275471
glub glub SHRUG
>>82275471
She was pretty murderous. And although she wanted to revive the troll race her intent was to rule them like she did before.
She's a product of Scratch manipulation and one of the ultimate examples of how brutal troll society is.
>Greetings and salutations your Highness
>I am most deeply ashamed I can not prostrate myself before you due to my current sprite form
>It's truly the greatest honor to be subjected to your e%cellence in person
>...
>Would you perhaps... order me to do something? Anything at all...
>*gets chased off by Cans*
>>82275489
I can't draw well yet.
I don't have a tablet and I doubt anybody wants to see a comic made up of camera phone pictures of sketches.
>>82275452
There's pretty much mods for anything. Like I said, fifteen years worth of mods. Full combat overhauls, code rewrites, tons of stuff.
>>82275535
Kinda want Arquius and Cans spitroasting her
>>82275326
OUR DADDY TAUGHT US NOT TO BE ASHAMED OF OUR DEEKS
>>82275489
Is this your work? It already looks better than Homestuck.
>>82275371
What?
>>82275519
Would you take Davejade if it means Karezi
>LOL HE ENTERED THE TOWER SHOUTING PEOPLE'S NAMES
>>82275489
Give me idea for a successor and I might do it
>>82275535
wow that is some awful art
>>82275408
People actually thought they would? That makes no fucking sense. There's no grey chess pieces in chess.
>>82275586
Why can't we have nice things like that?
>>82275519
I didn't think I shipped Karezi until it UNHAPPENED right out from under me and I was sad as shit for both characters.
There were a lot of things like that.
>>82275489
I got better things to work on than chasing fallen fire.
>>82275579
Clark Gregg reads Homestuck
>>82275586
i guess? karezi is just the perfect ship
>>82275489
I think going into making a comic and expecting it "to be the next Homestuck" is the wrong way to go about things.
>>82275578
You guys are already familiar with a lot of my work. I've just been screwing around with a lot of ideas lately.
Trying to get into the mojo of plotting characters and, well, plots.
>>82275566
Well I mean do you have any specific recommendations? My interest is more than piqued here at the prospect of a Morrowind that might have fun gameplay.
I don't like any karkat ships
>>82275681
of course not, but to does make the question relevant to the thread.
>>82275622
There's no mutant giant chesspieces or interbreeding either.
>>82275622
People think all genes are co-dominant. While I like the idea that the kids are so genetically weird that it ends up having things like dominant blonde hair, shit don't mix and match.
>>82275666
Don't give me that "i guess" stuff. Have conviction.
>>82275471
she kinda did really fucked up and horrible shit to the human race
like the reason they were all extinct in roxy and dirk's time was because she experimented on them all to death
shit like trying to replace their blood so it would be colored like the troll's
also she loved the caste system
>>82275733
i mean if i have to for the best ship to flourish
Hussie was a hack from the beginning. Jailbreak went absolutely nowhere and the only high part is peeing on dudes, while Problem Sleuth had some guy stuck in an office while doing absolutely no sleuthing.
>>82275471
There didn't necessarily have to be that much LE control going on. I mean she was a galactic warlord before that happened.
>>82275687
>specific recommendations
Well it depends on what you're looking for. If you're not looking for graphics trainwiz made a guide for gameplay stuff
http://www.tesgeneral.com/#!trainwizmorrowindguide/c1ul1
Which has a lot of the essentials for making things "fun".
>>82275733
man when did dave stop being fun
hussie is so fucking lame
>>82275809
Why is Terezi wearing Nep's sweater?
I ship Karkat/still-having-faith-in-his friends-even-though-they-are-clearly-irredeemably-evil
>>82275781
but karezi can not flourish because it's D E A D
what would you do if you were sollux
>>82275860
imagine being sollux
>>82275859
youre dead!
>>82275860
Roll my eyes in a wacky manner, mutter "iim gettiing two old for thii2 2hiit," wait for the laugh track to stop, and drag her off to my recuperacoon to cuddle with.
>>82275807
Pretty sure it was right before Jade went grimbark is when he stopped being good
And then post-retcon Dave sealed the deal. he's barely Dave anymore. We got one little glimpse of hope near the end of him being Dave, but it's a slim hope.
Here's hoping in the epilogue he's back to being a fun character
>>82275860
move her hair out of her face, dab the honey off, and carry her gently to her recuperacoon.
>>82275906
>image size over 5k
Woah woah, when did that happen
>>82275906
>trolls fucking gaga for the novelty of babies when they actually handle one live
that'd have been cute
>>82275896
what if there was a character in a story that was super spacey and slow to respond and frequently misheard other characters and it was revealed in the end that they have a laugh track playing in their head
would that be fucked up or what
>>82275957
that tz is cute
>>82275957
>implying Kanaya hasn't secretly been drugging the other trolls so that they want babies because nobody is giving her cum buckets
>>82275860
grab dicks
>>82275960
Is Karkat's symbol sideways because he's thinking about eating that pussy?
>>82275906
>babies smelling AT ALL GOOD IN ANY WAY
>>82275957
Trolls HAVE normal-ish babies though.
Can somebody post the list of homophobic john names? I need them for..Reasons, and I can't find them elsewhere.
>>82275895
HS is dead
>>82276018
In Condesce's Alternia, pussy eats you!
>>82276061
>>82275906
>looks pretty tasty
>yeah it does
Man I miss this kind of dave
>>82275860
kill myself
twice
>>82276056
I think that's just toddler size.
Troll babies are grubs.
The trolls ruined Homestuck
Think about it - the villain in Homestuck originally is Bec Noir - a villain whose complex and absurd origins play out in comic proper
But Lord English is a backstory character. We're told about him via pesterlogs, we don't get to see how he came to be in the convoluted way we saw Bec Noir spawn
>>82276075
Thanks, anon.
>>82275800
Oh rad, thanks a lot anon.
>>82276106
Homestuck: It all happened in the background, offscreen, some other time. I dunno it's irony lol
>>82276056
And that's where they should have stopped.
>>82276103
Toddlers are babies man. Lil Kanaya and Vriska looked like 1.5-2 year olds. They pupate into the kind of baby that's old enough to walk or something, then they're schoolfed with knowledge.
>>82276162
i just assumed that sburb-built walls and floors and shit give off a small amount of ambient light so you don't have to fuck around with deploying lamps forever
>>82276162
>implying Karkat won't be resigned to his fate as king of babies
>>82275896
>Not dragging her to an underground dungeon to chain her against a bed and sell her delicate body for 'intimate services' 50 boonbucks a 'pop'
>In our lord's current year
wow /hst/ what are you fuckin gay?
Remember when Dave was a cool guy and not a (literal) whiny faggot?
>>82275930
let's see
>Million pieces of fanart of Jade and Dave with babies
>NOTHING of that subject for Roxy and John
It's just not fair.
>>82274841
Shit pairing.
>>82276090
Now he says that about cock
>>82276218
That's Rose. Aradia is too nice and creepy to do that too. I mean, she'd do it anyways because she's Ara, but.
>>82276233
>>82276264
>>82276233
Motherfucker I ASKED for some and looked everywhere, it's ridiculous. You'd totally think there would be with how they're portrayed, but not a single. Fucking. Picture. The things that can't BREED have more baby pictures than the couple where one party has more or less outright stated that they want a family.
Like what the fuck?
>>82276233
It's mostly because Dave and Jade have been around for so long. They and John/Rose held the monopoly on babypics
Though this is partially because the main drawer for all that stuff, Ellinore, had a whole post-Sburb AU of that. One of the few that had them still as gods too.
>>82276236
Do the world a favor and jump in front of a moving zamboni.
>>82276251
>I mean, she'd do it anyways because she's Ara
precisely
>>82276331
yikes this gets fucking 700% creepy when you replace Vriska with her
>>82276230
this one's too OOC IMO
Jade was so distraught over seeing a dead crow that she prototyped it to bring it back to life
And Dave felt bad about killing a crow but not that bad
>>82276229
Remember when all that smuppet ass "confused" him?
>>82276289
There's pretty much no way to do it without paying someone.
>>82276365but it's 800% 0kay with ara
>>82276381
Yeah agreed.
I mostly posted it because it's the biggest comic I have in terms of size. He's right, they removed the size limit exponentially.
This is good. I can finally smoosh together all of Tang's ridiculously long comics.
>>82276390
Man fuck that, you'd think people would do it for the greater good.
>>82276390
Learn how to art so you can flood the internet with john/roxy baby pictures
>>82276385
let me clarify
i dont care that dave went crazy for dick
i do care that he became an angsty memer
>>82276416
Ara needs help but there is literally nobody left in creation to do it
So she gets to set the new normal
Bro surgically removed his glutes and filled out his ass cheeks with cotton instead. He has the plushest rump available to science. He doesn't even shit anymore, only stuffing pours out of his butthole.
>>82276471
I would be so fucking hot and hard for Davekat if it had happened to their Act 5 selves back when they had some actual heat bubbling up in their dialogue
>>82276499
Why did I keep reading?
The ending is pretty uplifting though.
Any cute John and Roxy comics?
Rose is ugly and depressing, I hate her!
>>82276505
fucker cries more than a goddamn elf
can't even summon the weasel king with them
>>82276555
There's fuckall
the booru has 219 pictures of johnroxy period, and 13 of those are comics, and most of those aren't exactly johnroxy
>>82276544
>Aradia sobbing in joy as she weakly rolls around in her own disgusting mess of red shit, red piss, red puke, red cum
I'm not turned on but I wouldn't put it past Ara
>>82276284
anyone have any Homestuck pachas?
>>82276505
that's not how trolls deal with their offspring
Which makes me wonder would the Beforan trolls have the same thing? With lusii and everything? Their culture was radically different...
>>82276596
John is just boring for romance man
Which is fine I don't get why he had to end with anyone, I cannot believe how tired Homestuck has made me of the habit of having to pair every single fucking loser in a story with someone
>>82276322
Do the world a favor and wipe your hard drive.
daily reminder
>>82276623
>John is just boring for romance man
For comparison, John/Rose has almost a thousand pictures.
>>82276605
>>82276321
>>82276289
>>82276390
mf I'll do it myself. If you want something done right...
>>82276616
that's not how trolls on ALTERNIA deal with their offspring
guess what doesn't exist anymore?
Alternia.
>>82276632
to their very soft credit they had like two moments of actual chemistry going on where you felt like Dirk might chill his dick and be buds with Jane and they'd mellow each other out
wait this is honskonk sorry
>>82276648
You're doing god's work.
>>82276639
Yeah and they're still really boring.
Wow, only a thousand with seven years? Not much.
>>82276651
Guess what also don't exist anymorekarezi
real daily reminder
>>82276700
You know what else doesn't exist anymore?Terezi herself
>>82276707
a lot of it is that people hadn't given a shit for years by the time they became a thing
like if we had gone RIGHT to the r-kids after the end of Act 4, holy shit
You'd see fics for miles
>>82276528
Pretty much this. Two curmudgeonly candy-blooded foulmouths with a lot of issues bubbling to the surface every time they open their mouths who still get shit done.
>>82276597
Man that would look more like she was murdered. And raped. And force-fed like 50 pills of laxatives.
When was the very last mention of the squiddles or horrorterrors?
>>82275327
Or maybe because TESstuck isn't high on the list of things people would give a shit about
>>82276648
good man
>>82276656
Shit ship.
>>82276766
>And force-fed like 50 pills of laxatives.
Well yeah what did you think she ate before she forced down a gallon of liquor and coffee and candy while getting herself off with a hard bristle hair brush
>>82275648
Seriously?
What other celebrities read Homestuck? I know Dante Basco, Rosario Dawson, and Snoop Dogg do.
>>82276788
>not mentioning she's laying eggs
I mean it's a fate of monster whoredom and unholy births for her daughter but may as well
>>82276788
>no John comforting her
bad pic tbqh phamily
>>82276776
Except I've seen a fuckload of TESStuck AUs. They all just suck.
>>82276773
In Caliborn: Enter you can see some of them bleeding.
>>82276813
I don't think any of those people ever read more than one afternoon before moving on.
>>82276773
The last time the word "horrorterror" was used in a pesterlog:
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007927
>>82276813
Do you think Snoop actually read it? I thought he just saw that fanart of him with the Leijons.
>>82276817
No, she's giving birth to an actual baby in it.
>>82276818
>John was sucked into the juju months ago
>soon after Roxy found out she was pregnant
>has to give birth alone with her babydaddy nowhere near
>>82276821
well colour me surprised
>>82276707
I can't believe a ship with almost zero dialogue that only saw the light of day at the ass-end of the comic's popularity doesn't have any fics.
>>82276773
>>82276848
they were also shown when spades slick took his oven of idiots out and was flying towards skaia
idk if that was before or after
>>82276891
dave/jade is one of the most popular ships and they have maybe 4 logs
>>82276818
John is busy being homestuck
>>82276918
dave was jade's client ya doof
they had a shitload of logs
>spades slick has a hard life
>just wants to avenge his favorite casino and stop a gang
>gets his arm ripped off
>becomes a cyborg
>tries to avenge casino again
>gets decapitated right as he was about to bring the vengeance
>casino was left unavenged forever
I'm mad
>>82276918
>I only read act 6
No wait even there they have more than four logs.
What is the most popular ship where the characters never had any dialogue?
>>82276712
I had to rewatch a few parts of act 7 again. Huhh. Dunno why I had the idea that Terezi would've made it to the new universe. Either way I don't really care about her so issallgood.
>>82276918
According to the wiki, 25 logs
>>82276848
god you just know she's into the most fucked up kinds of sex
>>82276969
Dave/Bro
Or something with Cronus maybe
>>82276969
Slick and Ms. Paint? Or like whatever none of the chess people talk this is no contest.
>>82276969
Probably anything involving Bro
>>82276918
Even if you were right, which you aren't, Dave and Jade's logs were written when the comic's dialogue was A+ and not "hello I am moving the plot forward" "okay hold my hnad *hand*" "okay"
>>82276843
Dante Basco certainly did.
>>82276802
>getting herself off with a hard bristle hair brush
So what? Just throw the rape part out the window? Man why you gotta be such a boner killer
>>82277039
>i was only pretended to be retarded
this should be bannable
>>82277039
Trickster arcs are shit on 4chan and Homestuck, who knew.
>>82277027
>"hello I am moving the plot forward" "okay hold my hnad *hand*" "okay"
>>82277039
>>82276997
But what if she's too fucked up for you?
Like you just want whips and chains and gimp masks but she wants to use your balls as a pincushion or stop time for you while she does god knows what to your body.
>>82276933
Garbage.
>>82277087
[toke wo tomare intensifies]
>>82277072
yes that statement sure was kanaya slowly shuffling her feet left and right, I agree
>>82277087
I'll allow it.
>>82277061
>So what? Just throw the rape part out the window?
hey man back off I was trying to keep it to the original idea
Look I'm sure Aradia frequently slathers herself down in sauce and pheromones and oil, finds the closest nest of horrific monsters whether they're in a session or on a world or who the fuck knows, and just casually slaps one in the nuts and laments "w0w I hope I sure hope that-" which is all she gets out before she's mauled and raped to a literal screaming torn-open bleeding deathgasm while also getting off on the sick chance she might get knocked up from it
But the focus was on making waste angels in a little lake of Aradia Red, so
>>82277128
I was laughing because I agree. I thought that was the hyper-fast version.
>>82277148
was this the original?
Would you a Nep?
>>82275096
Jade/Jake would spawn the ultimate AHHHH MOTHERLAND psycho-manic MANGRIT race. With canine features, even.
Dirk/Rose would spawn Elves.
Every other pairing would be somewhere on a spectrum between those two.
jade's tired, tired eyes
When was the last time Hussie wrote good dialogue?
>>82277087
as long as we get to trade
i get to have missionary sex for the purpose of procreation
>>82277171
Right on, thanks.
>>82277087
What if I'm too fucked up for her
Track her down in a timeline where she's in the most vulnerable position
Capture her then torture her until she breaks, no longer needing any sustenance but gallons of cum inside her
Which I would only give her when she demonstrated well that she's an obedient fucktoy
>>82277203
>incest
That would spawn genetically weak mutants, no bad wrong.
>>82277216Meenahbound
>>82277230
nah she's be into that and that's really tame
>>82277148
Disgusting.
>>82277216
KARKAT: WHAT HAPPENED TO VRISKA? WHY IS SHE PASSED OUT ON THE FUCKING FLOOR?!
JOHN: because i punched her in the face.
KARKAT: WHAT
JOHN: you heard me.
>>82277143
>before she's mauled and raped to a literal screaming torn-open bleeding deathgasm while also getting off on the sick chance she might get knocked up from it
I changed my mind about the fluids stuff this is much more like it
>>82277195
would i what a nep?
>>82277139
>>82277269
Horrible.
if one side character could come back and do ONE cool thing who would you want it to beno Karkat
>>82277252What's the most messed up thing you can imagine doing with her?
>>82277286
god the retcon would have been so GOOD if John just fucking trashed the timeline by slapping every fuck at every point in the story and dragged them all, everyone, alive and screaming and beaten bloody, right back to the end and told them to knock it the fuck off and get their shit together for the finale
>>82277006
>Slick and Ms. Paint
>>82277331
eri had his moment so i'll say hearts boxcars
>>82277331
sollux!!
>>82277331
[S] Eridan: Ride.
>>82277331
eri
meme LE out of existence
>>82277336
I'm not in the mood and don't wanna get banned and really I don't wanna imagine doing anything with her I just want to imagine the horrifying things she'd willingly subject herself to with that mind-broken perpetual joy in her eyes
>>82277331
DD
>>82277350
Gross.
>>82276006
this is the best HS fancomic i've seen in a long time. truly LMAO.
>>82277331
Colonel Sassacre
>>82277216
The last exchange he ever wrote was pretty good
>>82277087
She canonically likes dead things.
>>82277287
I mean she can't die and there's no consequence, why not savor what it's like to get fucked to death by all kinds of giant powerful fucked up things with a mutant dick that cums acid or whatever and is four sizes too big for her
>>82277380
>don't wanna get banned
sounds more like you just makin up excuses ya pussy
>>82277338
>vriskagram could have been john popping into existence to deck rose before she got shitfaced, terezi before she went down with the cloun or vriska before she tried to do any more meddling
>>82276251
>those thighs
>those hips
jesus christ
i forgot if imperial drones are just a career choice for adult trolls or some sort of golem-like constructs
>>82277446
no man it's already happened like twice before
I even got banned for eri posting
ERI POSTING.
>>82277331
sollux
>>82277423
That was a callback, so it doesn't really count.
