So, what are your predictions for the epilogue?
Disappointment
Man, Hiveswap looks like fucking club penguin. The only good thing it COULD MAYBE have anymore is lore and story but I dont really trust in their skilla. Why the fuck is the concept art detailed as fuck?
No resolution to FedoraFreak's predicament.
vriska comes back and it's all about her
These Gamefaq pages better come back holy hell
>>81936746
Putting your head against the wall, you hear SILENCE. The soft wall is ridiculously COMFORTABLE, something you DESPISE with all your inner being. If they're going to lock you up for all eternity they ought to have the decency to make a PROPER CELL.
Placing your head against the DOOR leads to similar results, save for a SLIGHT HUM.
>>81937234
>tfw it has to be about Vriska or the kid's fates won't be touched on
https://youtu.be/brTcai-9TfQ
Watch this and pinpoint the end and beginning of your favorite part of the comic.
>>81936755
If you're upset about the retcon changes, you should know that all of the old files are still on the website. It takes some digging to find them, but here's the original opening to Homestuck:
http://mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00082/00082.swf
Joey is cute! CUTE!
>>81937039
CALIBORN WON
FAGGOTS
>>81937239
Have you kept note of feeding times, when is the next one? How do they tranqulaise you? And how do you actually pee, is there a toilet in the cell?
>>81937331
[ERROR: UNIFY COMMANDS]
(i'm going to upload these on AO3 with the commands included)
>>81937314
Yeah, mostly by his ability to do awesome things offscreen.
>>81937440
What is AO3???
>>81937524
Fanfic website. I'd put it on MSPFA but I can't draw for shit
Somewhat of a redemption
>>81937524
https://archiveofourown.org/
Specifically, http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Homestuck/works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44fx8qI9C-8
forgot to post this earlier
The epilogue will be a 5000 page essay on how great Vriska is
>>81937039
It's going to be shit.
Better question: What do you people want to see in the epilogue?
>The epilogue is a walkaround
>The longest of it's kind
>Pick your own OTPs by having characters interact and selecting options
Is Hussie a big enough hack to leave it up to personal choice?
>>81937650
Some explanations of the loose ends
Should we tell them?
>>81937650
Whatever happened to the felt, ms paint, and DD.
>>81937650
whatever the fuck happened to lord english, except ON SCREEN.
>>81937645
>Homestuck has too many characters
>musicwank section iintroduced by fucking Mysttuck
hahahhaha dropped
dropped
>>81937838
I send an ask vaguely explaining it.
>>81937208
The only recent picture of Hiveswap looks more like Monkey Island, or Sam&Max to me.
The epilogue will have to be whoever wasn't on the lilypad. Ms.Paint? Jack Noir? Hussie's self-insert and whatever other killed characters could survive the house juju? muse!Calliope, who also broke her clock so she doesn't get the reprieve of a Heroic death?
>>81937288
>mfw keep telling myself 'homestuck was still good at this point, homestuck was still good at this point' until it stops being true
>mfw i can find the exact moment the story went to shit
7:57tricksters
that's when it started to suck.
>>81937649
isn't that already what Homestuck is?
>>81937875
>musicwank section iintroduced by fucking Mysttuck
pretty sure myststuck is mentioned because it didn't have any art team contributions
>>81937902
I'm sure they'll be fine
>>81934147
>>81936201
It depresses me to remember homestuck was once funny to read.
>>81937645
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44fx8qI9C-8
oh neat, I liked the first two installments
>>81937838
What why is it named retcon actually? I don't remember
>Nice another PS callback
You'll love GG
And, well, GG
>>81937977
nailed it
>>81938139
Oil in the frame.
>>81938139The oil that John removed from LoWaS with his retcon powers
>>81938139The result of John playing the wind
>>81937977
>>81937979
What is this?
>>81938207
An anon set up a blog to liveblog his first time reading homestuck
http://fuckingletmehaveaname.tumblr.com/
>>81938139
you'll have to re-read and find out
>>81938167
>>81938189
>>81938194
Oh, thank you. I'm bad at remembering this kind of stuff
>>81938242
I probably will one day when I'm not busy
>>81938229
I cannot believe that tumblr name wasn't taken
>Rose never gets to raise the conductors baton
HUSSIEEEE YOU HACK
>>81937650
What the actual fate of everyone is. That part with them running around in the sunshine isn't even conclusive since
>we don't know when in relation to that they zap to fight Caliborn or why since they're not aware of the time loop
>we don't know if the future beta kids are actually released from the juju
>we don't know how the future alpha kids make it back from Caliborn's planet
>we don't know what the fuck happens to Calliope since what we know tells us the ring of life will be lost
>etc.
>>81938261
I cannot believe the tumblr name ilovegiantblackdicks.tumblr.com is not taken
Equius never gets to use a bow.
If I continue to do this adventure, where should I put it? I've heard that quest threads on /tg/ are cancer, but I don't have images for MSPFA.
>>81938283
You know what? She actually might. Calliope is in the new session, and she has the baton.
AU where the Gamebro office actually played SBURB ahead of everyone else and were the only people to make it into the Medium before the firey destruction of the planet
It never fucking happens.
>>81938287
We also don't know what happens to the non-dead people in or near the dreambubbles. Vriska, Sollux and Aradia can survive the dreambubbles breaking, but it isn't clear if they get sucked in the black hole. If the Beta kids survive, I'd say they survive too.
>>81938160
Nice
>>81938142
Cool, GG seems like a cool dude
>>81938207
I'm liveblogging my first read since hsg asked
>>81938229
>>81938357
I'm pretty sure that the point of the black hole was also to get rid of the dreambubbles so the dead can finally "move on".
If John makes it out of the juju, Vriska, Aradia, Sollux are all fine.
>>81938361
>a cool dude
Anon...:c
>>81938361
One last important thing.
DON'T SKIP THE INTERMISSION
>>81937850
There's a lot of things "missing" in ACT 7: some are just because Hussie didn't have the time or the will to write/draw them, but for Lord English it's pretty obvious that he didn't want to explicit what happened.
is vriska fat
>he doesn't know about the midnight crew
Someone link him the MSPA bonus pages
>>81938454
If I read Roses Gamfaqs I aint skipping shit
>>81938445
>2 Girls & 2 boys
Nah thats dumb and to predictable
>>81938466
>it's pretty obvious that he didn't want to explicit what happened
THIS
If it gets explained, it will be told after-the-fact.
>>81937645
>the part with WV: Ascend
>rose cosplayer playing violin
>beginners guide
He gets it. Vriskagram, R3M3M3R, Act 7, all have unfitting music for early homestuck. Yes they are good but Id drop the comic if i heard them before.
>people unironically tought HS would be discussed in art majors
Hey, it can actually be but for learning what you DON'T do with your work.
>>81938493
No, she's anorexic. Stop enabling her eating disorder.
>>81937305
JOEY IS GOING TOSHOOSH-PAP OR KILL THE CANDYRED TYRANT!
F
Anyone interested in a /tg/ quest thread or naw?
Keep it on here?
>>81938521
>No, she's anorexic.
shes got to be over 300lbs. she might be anorexic if she was like 10 feet tall
she has a problem
What made Homestuck so bad? Was it too meta?
Or was it using meta as a substitute for good writing?
>>81938509
Daves Desktop is from AIDS right?
>>81938676
Yeah, /tg/ is the quest board. It's best to put it there.
>>81937650
The fate of all the characters.
>>81938737
I had to work to understand it. It complete fails to spoonfeed me, so it is an objective failure on all fronts.
>>81938774
Are you still using this fucking bait jesus
Courteously spoilering for new reader's sake:So if this Universe C is the cherub universe and Calliope and Caliborn are the new players, does this mean it's the end of new universe being created in this string? Pretty sure Caliborn's session didn't bear fruit. Do you think another planet get SBURB? Did some random species evolve for it on a far-off planet that we never saw or would trolls or humans have gotten it again, or even carapacians? I hate the idea of it being a sickening A > B > C > A loop.
>>81938737
Neither. Hussie had a very clear and distinct idea for the ending, and when he realized he was writing a plot that went in a totally different direction, he retcon'd his story to fit the original ending.
I'd say Hussie fell in love with his original "THANKS FOR PLAYING" ending too much and instead of doing the usual author thing of just changing the ending to suit what you realize you've written, he decided he absolutely needed to change the plot to suit the new ending.
THE CONDESCE LEGACY LIVES ON!
>>81938509
>Nah thats dumb and to predictable
>>81938754
Someone mentioned an arm earlier?
Do I just ignore it for now?
>>81938855
>you will never live in the alt timeline where hussie wrote a new, sensible ending and told everybody about the crazy original ending he had planned and was so happy he didn't use because it would have been unsatisfying for everyone
>>81938957
Sometimes you'll see arms flailing around in the background. It'll make sense in the far-flung future. Don't worry about it.
>>81938957
Pretty much. I thought the decision to add them was poorly thought out and distracting, but you can safely ignore them. Completely irrelevant.
>>81938957
Yeah.
Just ignore it.
Or make up an elaborate theory why there would be an arm there.
>>81938957
Yeah, you will understand it in about 7,000 pages.The retcon was a mistake. Terrible for first time readers
>>81938991It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for him naming the files "retcon"
This isn't the first liveblogger who tripped over them.
>>81938843
Okay, also gonna spoiler for the new reader.Session C looks like it's another attempt by Sburb to reproduce after Session B didn't (because later the Session B players jumped off the reincarnation rails with the house juju). The flipped Sburb logo could mean it's going "backwards" to the start, but I threw up in my mouth a little typing that so I will assert that's not the meaning. I believe it means the door isn't just exiting this session, but exiting the system entirely. Maybe Session C was fucked up because the universe tried again to have a baby at too late an age, like trying to give birth after menopause.
>>81937039
I really hope it never happens. Many people are still in denial about the ending. Don't worry, soon you'll accept it and move on.
>Feferi, along with the rest of the dead characters, are permanently dead
>You can't even say "they could be alive in an alternate dimension" because the Green Sun destroyed them all
I shouldn't be this disappointed.
>>81939037
as somebody who was a new reader in 2013 just before the gigapause hit, I didn't see any of the arms until thecaliborn intermission. there's a really obvious one just out in the open, I was like 'editing mistake maybe?' becaue I couldn't tell what it was.
I think I settled for a really incandescent bone
>>81938991
>>81938992
>>81939014
>>81939037
There's an archiver that made a backup of MSPA, and uses a browser cookie to show the armless pictures UNTIL the browser hits the page where the arms are *cough* explained, then the cookie is set and the *retcon.gif images are served. I hope Hussie's sysadmin implements the same someday.
Quest thread for anyone interested:
>>>/tg/46734308
>>81938287
I know exactly /one/ person who's cool with the ending, and that's because she headcanons/theorizes that either
1. Somehow, every iteration of a character gets fused into one ('Ultimate Self' etc.), or
2. Somehow, all the dead and doomed characters are brought back to life
Right now she's not in a state of anguish/anger like me and my other HS reading friends but that's because she believes Hussie will not disappoint, and she's OK with the ending being in her mind in the meantime.
I wish I could be like that too.
>>81938737
>Or was it using meta as a substitute for good writing?
Nailed it. Vriska's whole character, cloun, retcons, "people don't have arcs", "ultimate selves" - that's part of the problem. Meta for the sake of meta is shitty writing.
>>81939155
I'm cool with the ending considering the only thing not clear in the end is the fate of the main characters at the VERY END of their in-comic timeline, and its set to be cleared up.
>>81939094The best characters were already permadead and the dreambubbles were a massive mistake.
I never actually thought of this
>>81939233
yeah holy shit.
I know where andrew got the idea of the shitty comic (someone post the original if they have it?), but this is a nice headcanon
>>81938509
>Nah thats dumb and to predictable
well it's also exactly what happens
gg's a she
>>81939346
shhh
>>81938754
Yeah.
>>81937645
This reminded me of the fan music compilations. I got up to album 18, did anybody make more?
>>81939233
It's just supposed to be a parody of shitty webcomics like CAD and PA, they don't have anything in common with John + Dave besides the colors.
Is Sollux the most underrated character in Homestuck?
>>81939404
one came out recently called beforus
>>81938754
so is his phone. saddens me to think that there are people that don't know this. that's not me being a pretentious faggot, it's just a nice piece of trivia considering there's a direct plug for AIDS in act 1.
what percentage of homestuck readers do you think have read AIDS?
>>81939428
Yes. After all, he and Aradia are mostly responsible for SGRUB.
>>81939233
The first SBaHJ comics were posted to penny-arcade forums long before Homestuck, and they were Hussie (old Huss) making sick burns on some aspiring webcomic author who was half-assing it and begging for attention. Especially the porkchop mouths.
In a bizarre twist of fate, Hussie is now known by the porkchop mouth as if it were a trademark, and the artist he was making fun of is forgotten in obscurity.
>>81939233
Chronologically, SBAHJ predates Homestuck, doesn't it?
>>81939428
Sollux is very popular. At least as popular as Eri.
You're thinking of Feferi. Unless you mean "underrated" as "good character with no fans" in which case nevermind.
Shitty twists that should have happened?Mituna was alive under the helmet.
Bets on how they'll handle the news
>>81939404
I compiled 22 albums.
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/71a3pjnccydzm/Homestuck_Fan_Music
A lot of it is filler content but I was going for whatever was passable for the sake of posterity. The last time I updated it was back during the Kickstarter, so sorry for the lack of recent content, but I don't think there's been that much made since then that wasn't intended as part of a larger album project.
>>81939603
I've had this saved on my desktop since it was posted and don't have the heart to remove it
>>81939630
I'd say quite well.
It's not like it stopped me.
>>81939642
Damnit, this would have made more sense.
LONG
LIVE
KING
KARKAT
>>81937039
It's literally going to be gay porn
>>81939642
> zillywave and sawho
Fuck. This clicks in as a piece of a theory about the Lord class.
The only Lord player we know, he never uses his aspect's powers directly, he always does it through other creatures he commands. (Remember we first saw the overcoat in Stitch's possession.) Zillywave and Sawwho would be two creatures he could lord over in zillyhoo style. They could be the 'best in slot' versions of a Lord-player's minions.
DaveJade puppies
>>81939641
Thank you for compiling these, I always enjoy fan music.
Did Hussie forget about the map
>>81939982
probably gonna work on completing it for the epliogue.
>>81937937
>muse!Calliope
>Heroic Death
What pipe're you smokin?
>>81939428
He's a poster boy for wasted potential in this comic.
This fucking guy
reposting from the last thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyUvEixF1HE
>>81937066
This
>>81939233
Will we ever have another sbahj
>>81940066
It's so nice that ugly weird people can find love
>>81940024
>poster boy for wasted pontetial
>not Tavros
>not fucking Karkat having his good shit stolen by Caliborn and being reduced to shipping bait
>>81939073
>the next session is a retard
>>81940019
She detonated a black hole on top of herself as a gambit to defeat or imprison Lord English. Does that sound like a cowardly or selfish death to you?
>>81940041
well well
>>81937269
>all this speculation that different heroic characters are destined to defeat Caliborn
>there is absolutely no tension in how he is defeated
>a box full of plot is opened up and he dies immediately with no fight
>it's opened by VRISKA of all characters
Why is she Hussie's waifu
>>81937066
What else could we expect from CurrentHussie?
>>81940099
Jade should be pretty and cute, not ugly.
>>81940136
>he dies immediatley
we don't know, and if he does get defeated he most likely gets sucked into the black hole
>there is absolutely no tension in how he is defeated
we don't know if the beta kids survived
>>81940118
literally the most heroic thing to ever happen in homestuck
>the murals celebrating ethnic diversity in PS were a grim prognostication of Hussie's future
>>81939982
This guy's been keeping a pretty good one.
http://www.rafe.name/niklink/homestuck-map
>>81940143
Punished Hussie
A Fallen Legend
>>81940164
how about beautiful and terrifying?
>>81940215
Nah, even grimbark she's still adorable
>>81940176
We don't know if the beta kids even fought him.
Dead ships
>>81940297
RIP Homestuck x good writing
Hey guys, I'm digging for proof of SBURB being some kind of entity and not a lifeless chunk of code.
Like, you know, how it's about Horrorterrors vs Skaia, and how Paradox Space has a "will" and chooses what timeline to keep or discard.
Anyone knows where this info was exposition-dumped?
>>81940297redglare is an allegory for homestuck
>>81940297
You no longer bear the burden of hate.
You have achieved your destiny.
You are free.
The doomed solarafag's folly returned, the equaracunt's perseverance showed,
/hst/'s autism... is the same, your past self's heart freed,
the prophecy fulfilled.
All fates sealed and sins redeemed.
If you have pity, mourn the loss, but let the weeping cease.
Homestuck is gone, and the sun's golden honey gilds the land.
Finally done. No more of this bullshit at any further expense of my
sanity. Yes epilogues may come but I fulfilled what I set out for my younger past self. Thusly, Equara Hate Anon is no more.
http://equarahateanonisdead.tumblr.com/
Come; take this thing from the hand of a freed soul.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/8z6vt1hl5rrlzo0/HOMESTUCK.rar
>>81940041
>even new guy, right off the bat can tell Rose is a fucking bitch
>>81940335
fuck if I know. I recall nanna maybe spilling the beans at some point? Rose read some books during the act 6 intermissions I'm sure. I do know that they said something about skaia knowing it's own fate SOMEWHERE in ther though
>>81940335
SBURB is the chunk of code
Skaia is the entity
>>81938229
>Keeps wondering about retcon stuff
Hoo boy
Once he gets to that one point where John plays the wind he's going to fucking flip.
>>81939641
It's been forEVER since I listened to 90% of this, but my personal must-haves are 1 and 2, 6, 21, and Metastuck.
If you only want to bother with one, here's the sampler with my personal top 30 fan songs:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/g164e63aw684ojy/Homestuck+Fan+Music+Sampler.rar
Being that I made this 5 years ago there's a few joke songs included as a snapshot of the fandom at its peak. I was going to apologize for them but... nah, they're still hilarious. I highly recommend the entire thing.
>>81939941
It was my pleasure.
>>81940203
From MSPA two phantoms were born
Andrew and Hussie
>>81940297
>>81940358
did anybody else ever pay attention to these two autismos?
>>81940215
Jade is incapable of being not cute
>>81940105
The fact that Karkat didn't end up doing jack shit throughout the course of the story is one of the most damning things about homestuck. All the set up in the world just he was just dropped like a fucking rock.
>>81940358
;_;
NEREVAR
>>81940416
EXCUSE ME
So why didn't the Condense take control of Jade in Collide?
>>81940378
He's got his head on alright
>>81940492
she had no idea where she was, surely?
>>81940358
literally who?
is this one of those 'famous by dramatic death' deals? it's not even a tripfag, just how HIGH do you have to BE to try getting a reputation while anonymous?
>>81940416
I think I missed out on this meme. What's with the eyepatch and scar?
>>81940335
Off the top of my head:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004493
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006606
>>81940531
MGSV
the response to both homestuck ending and V were very similar
>>81940513
>>81940477
bowfag has more of a rep than these two 'nerevar' throwing retards
>>81940143
What's up with his eyes
>>81940560
Never been a Metal Gear fan, explain it to me like I'm 5.
Were there ever any Problem Sleuth albums or fan albums or even compilations?
>>81940531
It's supposed to make him look like "Big Boss" from Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.
>>81940580
MGSV wasn't finished, the game was pushed out without an ending.
People held up some hope that an ending was hidden in the game or that they were going to add it in, but alas it never happened.
>>81940567
/hst/ has had a pretty broad gallery of memorable aspies and idiots, the arasol guy wasn't one of them
>>81940560
It has nothing to do with the response.
MGSV: good game, not a very Metal Gear ish game.
Neither of those things are bad. As a fan of the series, I found 4 nearly unplayable in how much of it was cutscenes
>>81940455
>>81940281
If they had puppies while grimbark would they be grimbark too?
>>81940712
Grimbark removes your inhibitions
Babies don't have inhibitions to be removed, because babies are stupid.
>>81940590
I recall there being at least one but it was pretty blah. The Jailbreak album was more interesting.
>>81940442
which 'two'?
>>81940513
I've been mostly active around tumblr, I only came here about 1-2 months ago. I wrote this so I could mentally distance /hst/ from myself.
>>81940476
Do not shead tears for a troll, child.
>>81940542
You're a lifesaver. Thanks, based anon.
>>81940380
Thanks, I'll check out Nanna's exposition too.
>>81938957
So the website is real right? I just haven't gotten to it yet?
TT: You're referring to your brother's collection?
TG: i mean dont get me wrong i think its cool and all
TG: the semi-ironic puppet thing or whatever
TG: or semi-semi ironic
TG: man i dont even know
TG: im just starting to think some of this shit is going a little far and its kind of fucked up
TT: I've seen his websites.
TT: I like them.
>>81940842
Rose/Scratch confirmed.
>>81940814
I don't see any point in your self-ego. nobody ever really acknowledged you. hell, I don't even remember the janitors removing your posts.
>>81940814
>. I wrote this so I could mentally distance /hst/ from myself.
You don't need us any more than we need you
which is to say, not at all.
>>81940416
>candy corn horn
10/10 icing on the cake
>>81940961
homestuck would have been a lot more popular had it featured the female cast getting raped and abused.
>>81939428
he's a gary stu and deserves to be poorly rated.
>ending
>LE is still alive
>tfw the new reader is loving all the game exposition
That poor poor bastard
>>81940978
You cared enough to indulge me almost every thread instead of just reporting/hiding my posts. What's the point of any tripfag/e-famous autist for that matter?
>>81940985
>You don't need us any more
Exactly.
>>81941112
remember when homestuck stopped being about sburb?
>>81941134
>You cared enough to indulge me almost every thread instead
this is the first time I have responded to you. you said above 'two'. does that mean you were just creating drama about somebody who didn't exist out of nothing for kicks?
I don't get it
>>81941147
Remember when Hussie actually cared and his soul wasn't crushed by the years of grueling work?
>>81941107
LE's eyes turn into 8balls, and there is a dark pocket behind him.
He's dead. The game is over.
>>81941147
>remember when homestuck stopped being about sburb?
It never did. In fact half of Act 7 was Sburb being won, and people all complained about it.
>>81941299
>Sburb being won, and people all complained about it.
winning sburb has nothing to do with killing lord english and his cronies.
>>81941055
Scratch's components are a sprite who's a mix of a ghost who's eternally 13 and an android who's eternally 13, half of a 16 year old, and a young cherub of indeterminate but probably 13-16 year old age. Also a cueball.
Rose/Scratch is the pure love of a teenage puppet man and a cute girl.
>>81941281
>>81941299
>It never did
incorrect
>>81941220
This anon >>81940442 mentioned two. There is no two. It's only me. Unless counting my occasional schizo outbursts but that's pretty rare.
>>81941350
Talking about the Genesis Frog.
This
>>81941363
>>81941299
>In fact half of Act 7 was Sburb being won, and people all complained about it.
i didn't see many people complain about the genesis frog, but i remember lots of people complaining when the sprites set up the grist hordes on behalf of the players
>Nanaspite tells John to build up to the first gate
>my player's sprite told him some cryptic bullshit like, "If you cannot go down, then you only have one other option."
>player proceeds to ride a firework into the gate and die
In retrospect, I may or may not have made all the player sprites complete assholes.
>>81937288
Honestly?I liked everything up until act 7
>>81941499
this is nice.
>>81940842
Is this real life
>>81941525you're full of shit
>>81941525
Same here, and I liked half of Act 7 too (Caliborn getting magicked and the Frog)
>>81941499
>Jade's teeth got even more buck toothed
>>81941579
h-hot
>>81941579
Ah, I see you found the smuppets.
>>81941525
Iagree
>>81937288
The retcon (8:19) is the moment investment in the main story officially flatlined for me, but even then Slick came back right after that, so my favorite parts were 0:00-8:22. All I cared about after that were the parts with Caliborn or Calliope.
I wonder if Calliope and Caliborn's chess game was meant to serve as instructions.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006932
>>81941457
>Hussie <3 Vriska
The only canon ship, along with
MSPA Reader c3< Hussie c3< Unfinished epilogue
Hussie <3< Homestuck
And Unfinished Epilogue <> Terezi
>>81937237
Have a browse around on readmspa.org/stats/, there's transcriptions for every bit of non-reguar text in the comic.
>Trolls happens
Hussie, what t..?
> A1 kids
Wait, you were doing good
>Tricksters
Husie...
>[S] Game Over
Husie.
>retcon
Husie, really, please...
>Act 6 finale
HUSIE.
>Act 7
HUSSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81941878
>implying
Do you not remember hussie being homoerotically interested in his fans?
>>81941928
>Husie
I spat out my fucking drink
Who is the best character in Homestuck and why is itMituna?
>>81941977
Because like him, you're just a damaged autist.
>>81941977
>the favorite characters of people on 4chan are the 4chan parodies/representatives
Who would have guessedthat they were really the best characters
>>81941977
He was great.
>>81942015Pretty much, yeah.
What anons do you guys remember from the past 3 years?
HSG-tier anons need not apply.
>that guy that tried to defend 'fast and lose'
>>81941977
because no other character has ever jittered around quite like he has
>>81942083
>What anons do you guys remember
None.
Why do we even need to do this?
>>81942083
The one who discussed cherub sex with me who I started dating three years ago
>>81942083
Well, recently. There was that one autist a few weeks back who sperged out about his hatred of Sollux, and the dude who tried to speed-read Homestuck in a few days and ended up hating it. The rest just blurs into a mess of shitposting, fanart, weird crap and Eridan for me.
>>81941977
He's a silly, foul-mouthed guy who has kindness and courage in his heart, even though he's dead, "broken" and an easy target for horrible jerks.
I love him for the same reasons I love Tavros.
>>81937039
>Spades Slick: Get yourself together
You are now Spades Slick. Your head is currently on a slow orbit around Skaia due to being severed from your dumpass body and blasted into the sky by an explosion. Said dumpass body is orbiting over there. You can't believe this bullshit. You also can't believe how great it is being a robot and not dying from having your head cut off. You take the good with the bad and put it in your inventory. Well you would do that but your War Chest is located on your body. This situation calls for a nuanced approach.
>>81937234
I never understood this. Hussie's style doesn't seem to fit with Vriska properly, he feels (or felt, as in, before) entirely different in style and irony (when, again, he was ironic) from her and her concept. Why focus so much on her? Rachel? Some other motive?
I don't see it, to be quite honesto fampais. Please help my ignorance of gigantic proportions if I'm being dense so some obvious detail as per usual with this quest.
>>81942195
Get sucked into black hole and die.
>>81937288
First misgivings at 3:04 with the troll romance stuff. Fortunately, it redeemed itself quite nicely and soon I was back to thinking the comic was GOAT.
At 5:46 I knew there were problems. The pacing was shot to hell (not that HS ever had great pacing) and I didn't like these new characters much.
7:57 was when the Trickster thing started and parts that were even debatably okay were over.
Then at 9:14 the retcon quest starts and any chance of redemption is lost.
>>81942219
He probably just likes dominant spiderchicks.
>>81937039
>New universe is Problem Sleuth universe
>>81937484
When you're a hero of his caliber, you don't need to bother with meager things like acts of self suicide on screen. You're just that awesome.
>>81939428
He has zero personality beyond "I am a nerd and I'm smart". Sometimes he's sarcastic. He's pretty much just Karkat but with less yelling.
>>81942236
>Get sucked into black hole and die
What black hole? You don't see any fucking thing like a black hole from here. You're wasting time, and time is murder.
>>81942248
Lovely Ladybug crossover / mashup / ripoff
>>81937956
D8ESN'T CLEARLY H8VE ENOUGH!!!!!!!!
Is this the single best page in homestuck
>>81942410
Yes.