BEST LAND EDITION
Also Homestuck: The Movie stream on synchtube 4/12 at 12pm central time. Every flash from Act 1 to EoA6. Be there or be square. Password will be the literal definition of breath in all its forms.
https://io.synchtu.be:8443/r/Homestuck_The_Movie
1st for Itchy
first for dolorosa
Favorite Canon Land
Favorite Fan-Land (or your own land)
Land of Maps and Treasure (wind and shade VERY close)
Land of Insomnia and Thought
>>81720463
Yes
>June 15, 2013
Jesus Christhttp://pastebin.com/iHuMqGdU
BEST GIRL RIGHT HERE
I don't remember who did these planet views but I enjoyed them a lot.
You are allowed to bring two characters back to the comic, at the expense of two alive characters becoming double-dead.
It doesn't matter how deader than dead these characters are or how stupidly mary-sue untouchable the alive ones are.
0u0
jade, cutest, you know
nth for dead dad
>>81720723
Granted, but nobody is morebreedablethan Jade.
>>81720723
Oh right, the mask was a thing wasn't it.
>>81720745
I'll trade caliope for Scratch and conkslut for karkats dignity.
>>81720638
>linking the stream this early
for what purpose?
>>81720745
kill calliope and kanaya for aimless renegade and spades slick
>friends birthday is on 4/13
>they don't read homestuck
Sometimes it's hard having normie friends
>>81720816
>>81720798
>>81720780
i didnt know fucking Janefags existed
>>81720782
i want to cuddle that blind girl
so mspaf dies fighting the black king?
>>81720838
it's pretty bad writing regardless of jane being a shit character
honestly, this would be unforgivable in an actual book
>>81720833
wweh
its hard, its hard and no one understands ol' eri
>>81720745
gimme eridan and take kanaya
i dont need a second
>>81720745
Kill Vriska and Jane
Bring back Slick, you can have both of them just give him back.
>>81720884
considering she's going to run up to him next update it really isnt bad
>>81720873
alongside da
>>81720816
>>81720798
>>81720780
>>81720835
>>81720884
Does anyone really need more proof that Hussie fucking hates Jane? Who DOESN'T hate Jane? She was so fucking boring and then insufferable that everyone shat on her rightfully, and Hussie literally wrote in Roxy to be the main beta kid leader instead of her.
Jane went from a boring nothing to a tantrum-throwing bitch to trickster mode to mind-controlled and evil and now back to boring nothing. It's fucking incredible.
>>81720915
THEY'RE EVOLVING.
BECOMING MORE INTELIGENT.
Serious Fucking Business.
>>81720816
>>81720835
fuck
Remember that time Dave indirectly called Jade a filthy immigrant?
>>81720774
But just HOW breedable is Jade?
>>81720915
awww SHIT they're thiccc now
>>81720915
THIC C
>>81720638
How long is the stream gonna be?
>>81720918
has Hussie ever wrote that he regrets how he wrote Jane
>>81720918
What did she ever do to you anon?
>>81720906
There's still hope for Slick. He could reappear at any moment with Die's voodoo doll.
Or not, because Hussie might've forgotten it. It really doesn't feel right that Slick got killed alongside Union Jack.
>>81720918
Jane isn't even a fucking character. She's a plot device.
Her only relevance is revives and a free Dad for John.
Even Jake's been more fleshed out than her.
Fuck, even NANNASPRITE's been better developed.
>>81720911
i thought DA would just not be present for the fight, or barely contribute
>>81720919
Either take a side or suffer at the hands of both
http://strawpoll.me/7350267
>>81720967
>Hussie wrote Jane
Well, technically yes...but...
>>81720953
>Naruto and Sasuke weren't gay
Does this mirror Davekat?
>>81720915draw a thick jade pls
>tfw her character arc is going from a cute detective to a cardboard cutout
>her own dad doesn't even care about her after three years of separation
Being Jane is suffering.
>>81720915
HNNNGH.
>>81720979
They never showed his body post-decapitation.
Either he's coming back, or Hussie doesn't give a shit about Slick anymore.
>>81721011
Yes
>>81720739
SHIT BOY THAT'S ME LAND
also my fave might be either The Land of Wrath and Angels or Pulse and Haze
>>81721012
After Andrew feeds her.
Man I got vacation time off work for 4/12 4/13 and 4/14 and I just realized I can't get fucking BLITZED on 4/13 since I have school at 5:30. you better fucking drop the update before then hussie or I'll lose it.
its a shame that Janes character didn't really go anyway
Shes a cute girl and fucking top tier housewife material
>tfw you never get to fuck jane while she's wearing nothing but an apron
I lied this is my favorite fanland.
Insomnia and thought is just my own.
Theres something about this thats super interesting to me. I can't exactly pin point it but this land makes me feel like theres something incredibly important going on.
>>81721060
>>81721015
>>81721060
She could have been great. Nannasprite was great. Why did it all go wrong?
>>81721080
Did that artist doing Lands with the tumblr list do this and/or yours? Is it worth even trying to be added to the queue at this point?
JANE
TAKES
DUMPS
IN
HER
BROWNIE MIX
What're the odds Hussie is phoning it in on the ending and there are no twists
>>81720723
>>81720774
I can't decide who to waifu more!
>Cheery nerdy alcoholic that can pack a punch and would be into D&D
>Dog tier dorky glasses wearing adventurer with somewhat of a green thumb and full of energy
>>81721060
Wasn't waifuanon going to do something like that one day?
>>81721092
WEW
E
W
>>81721095
its to foreshadow Nanna being secretly awful
>>81721095
Teen Drama
Too much overlap with John and Jade, wasn't her own character
>>81721129
60%
![Land of Pyramids and Echo [Kung Pow].png](https://i.imgur.com/lsjvh0i.png "Land of Pyramids and Echo [Kung Pow].png")
>>81721110
land-of-so-and-so.tumblr.com is the guy from previous threads.
Land of Insomnia and thought was done by a guy who was doing land art for a short time. I think I just found him by browsing #homestuck and he did land art. He never posted anything again though.
It might be worthwhile to commision the land of so and so guy. But he's got a large backlog.
>>81721015
>No nonsense amateur sleuth and expert baker with a thing for classical humor and mustachioed gentlemen.
>Becomes Pic Related
It's a shame she got the shortest straw. But dammit she's good at making my dick twitch.
>>81720915
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>81721163
I haven't come up with a Land yet (or in 5 years of being a fan) so I'll probably just wait for the backlog to clear away, or just forgot about it and move on.
>>81720778
> karkats dignity
Karkat needs to rematch LE.
With Clover tied to his back.
>>81720953
i can see this happening
>>81721118
I need lewd as fuck Jane fics. I don't know why but her being the subject of sexualization is especially arousing to be compared to others.
We're dying soon.
>>81720939
He got his grandma back.
>>81721246
Legit hot
Do smut
>>81721129
95%
He wants to it to end more than we do.
>>81720704
LOMAX
Land of Cianobacteria and MSpaint
(waiting for Land anon to deliver)
>>81721144
>>81720745
Spades Slick and Aimless Renegade for Davepetasprite^2 and Jasprosesprite^2
>>81721237
I don't remember what this one was about or if its even finished, but its got jane in the title so enjoy
http://pastebin.com/7V3hCS1N
>>81721197
Mine I saw insomnia popping up a lot in some big generator and was thinking how sick it would look if I had a sky with neurons like Terezi.
Then I thought holy fuck that name could make an amazing land. Insomnia and Thought.
Look at this fucking cutie
I claim this one.
>>81721359
Well done. I have trouble making my own because they're supposed to challenge the players and I can't do that objectively. But then there's stuff like Vriska's just being her ideal pirate FLARP playground.
>>81720704
Land of Frost and Frogs
Land of Fear and Clockwork
>>81721379
You can have her, anon, just keep her away from me.
>>81721379
literally the worst character
I remember rereading the part where she gets the ring and meenah explicitly tells her she's fucking up and is just making a doomed session but she just ignores her
>>81720704
Land of Light and Rain
Land of Faps and Pleasure
>>81721411
Fear and clockwork I could see as being like Hemwick Charnel Lane in bloodborne with the bigass wooden decrepid clocktowers.
>>81721437
>Jadefags winning
Rosefags BTFO
>>81721379
I loved her little fuckery intermission.
>>81721373
Just LOOK DAMN YOU
>>81720704
LOLAR
Land of Stars and Tides
>>81721144
>Wasn't waifuanon going to do something like that one day?
She probably already has, she lives with her bf I think.
>getting cucked by a tripfag
What a time to be alive.
>>81721296
Not THIC enough
>>81721321
This is terrible
>>81721379
>unironically waifuing a spider
Fuck off Terezi
>>81721466
I'm sorry but long, raven-haired lasses have been a standard of fuckability since the vikings
post
>title
>strife specibus
>moon
>prototype
>>81721499
>>81721492
claiming this cutie patootie and her booty
>>81721535
>only wearing a shirt
Its so simple but it always makes me so diamonds
>>81721466
this is /co/ we are talking about
the land of the furries
why would jade ever not win
>>81721525
Bard of Doom
tabletkind or bookkind
prospit
my computer, probably.
>Some motherfucking miracle of the universe occurred, creating this Jane thread.
OK, here's my really long-shot prediction for how Homestuck ends. I don't actually believe this, but if it happens I want to be able to say "I told you so"
So we know that the Beta kids are still going to get absorbed in the house juju. Well, my theory is that they're going to be released, but when they're released they've turned into this gestalt being that contains the "ultimate selves" of each of the Beta kids, Davepeta style. There you go. There's my prediction.
>>81721466
Well I mean, this place is full of males that have accepted the superior rose would never look at them twice
>>81720723
Confirmed.
What are their Classpects?
>Reminder
>>81721634
I think this will likely happen at the end. Everyone will combine with all of their dead selves, past and future, in some massive omniversal collapse brought on by English. After that, no more dreamselves, deadselves, otherselves, timeselves, nothing. Everyone becomes an almighty amalgam of their every self in one, and then rip English in two.
>>81721661
>Superior Rose
>Needs a wreck like Vriska to help her not be a fumbling alcoholic
>>81721661
At least lose with some dignity.
Jade is the waifu supreme
>>81720918Jane used to be my favorite ;_;
guys.Ah-RAY-dia or Ah-RAW-dia?
>>81721742
WWE RAW
>>81721742
a-rotty-uh because she smells like a fucking corpse
>>81721742
Ah-raw-dia
>>81721742
the first
>>81721727
>no pants
>that shy look
>glasses
Ffffuuuuuuuuuck that gets me going
>>81721742
Hussie posted how all names are said some time ago, and as I predicted they were all exactly how I said them, since I come from the same state and area.
It's Ah-rah-dee-ah.
>>81721742
Ray
>>81721726
>not hooking up with alcoholics
>not having a good time
>>81721535
This is thick enough
>>81721742
RAW
Just the way she likes it.
>>81721778
was pretty good tonight, actually
>>81721808
>Aradia always does it bareback
DIAMONDS
>>81721525
Knight of Light
Bowkind, Arrowkind
Derse
A map and a soda, they're what's next to me right now, I wonder what would happen
have Jane and John even had a 1 on 1 conversation together
>>81721661
> that rose
erection_in_progress.jpg
>>81721742
She's asian, like Damara, so you pronounce her name あらでぃあ
>>81721802
>>81721806
>Roxy is amazing drunk
>Even better sober
>Rose is just an embarrassing mess
Anon plz.
>>81721742
Ah-RAD-ia
>>81721634
That's not very long shot at all. It's kind of dumb but not unlikely to happen considering Davepeta's recent speech.
>>81721892
Yeah, when they met
>>81721742
Rei
>>81721870
>A map and a soda
Wouldn't that make afayglobesprite?
>>81721525
Seer of Void
Tomekind
Derse (Void kinda seals that)
an overrated fantasy book hoping to get my waifu
>>81721903
Im speaking from expereince, I dated this strilonde cosplayer that was a legit alcoholic and a mess. we had the kind of sex you see greentexeted in stream friend threads, I dont regret it for an instant
>>81721851
>Her god tier hymen always regenerates
>Her vagina looks like an overflowing fountain of spunk as she lays head to floor, legs spread upwards and showing off the assets
>>81721944
>aradia kills herself after each fuck so she can revive completely fresh
>>81721742
Ray.
Because she's a RAY of sunshine.
>>81721914
I have a problem with this shit: Karkat has a goddamn theme song (Knight of Blood), and a pair of sickles, and a tied up Clover. He deserves a fucking rematch, man.
>>81721944
I have a Jade pic like that, it's my go-to for fapping
That's always the best type of pic
>>81721929
I really, really, really liked Gamzee more when he was just a chill idiot, who maybe could have achieved some zen shit with some kinda wu wei aesthetic.
Instead it was murder clown. I knew it was bullshit from the moment he started going nuts.
>>81721525
Heir of time
Yoyo-kind
Derse
Chihuahua and a crossbow
>>81721942
deets son
>>81721942
>we had the kind of sex you see greentexeted in stream friend threads
and what kind of sex is that?
>>81721921
Glorious
>>81721742
Ah-rah-dia
>>81721944
>trolls cum buckets
>Aradia grunting and heaving as she just SPRAYS the load out of herself for a solid minute, mixed with her own massive slurry load spurting out
is there anything harder than diamonds
>>81721988
...... source? Could I find it on MSPAbooru or whatever is the Homestuck equivalent to a Booru image site?
>>81721525
Mage of Time
shovelkind
derse
preserved alligator head
>>81722043
god don't do this to mesmutfics where
>>81722043
dragonforce
>>81721929
Shit, and the fucking imps like sopor pies already, I'm just gonna have a bunch of free loading hippies in my lawn talking about the beautiful lands
>>81722043
>is there anything harder than diamonds
accepting the fact the she will never be real
Hey resident faggots, post your husbando
Hey resident non-faggots, post best male character
I made this image for /co/ in 2010. wow.
Guys...
What... what if...
What if breath has something to do with freedom?
>>81722043
>Jade and Aradia in charge of repopulation
>>81722047
You wouldn't like it, she's got pubes.
>>81722094
>>81721525
>Prototype
>Pic related
>>81722123
Pubes don't matter to me
>>81722099
>>81722075
THAT'S THE FUCKING THING, DESPITE THE FACT THEY CAN LITERALLY BLOW A BUCKET LOAD, THERE IS A CRIMINAL DEARTH OF CUMPLAY, EXCESS CUM, CUM INFLATION, ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT, AND I HATE THE FANDOM FOREVER FOR THAT
WE COULD HAVE ARADIA WITH HER PRETTY SHEEP HORNS BEING HANDLE-BAR'D AS SHE'S FORCED TO CHOKE DOWN ENOUGH CUM TO MAKE HER DIE OF ASPHYXIATION AND THEN REVIVE VOMITING IT BACK UP, AND YET WITH 5 YEARS, THEY DID NOTHING
>>81722123post it anyway
>>81722094
>>81722106
>Aradia and Jade are immortal
>Time and Space
>The kids get into their session and suddenly just see thousands upon thousands of children
>Pregnant Jade and Aradia who have lived for a thousand years yet still look 16, greeting them with the repopulated universe and large, lactating breasts
>>81722132
>We got Vriska instead of a proper Equius revival
Fucking bullshit.
What titles would the Archagents/Midnight Crew have if they could play?
>>81721379
The moment she took the ring was the moment I lost all respect for her.
Thank god she was wiped out from existance by plot device bullshit.
>>81722094
Best male for playing with in the bedroom? Someone healthy, eager, young dumb and full of cum?
>>81722174
arquius is better anyways
>>81722094
Guess if I'm homo or not.
>>81721742
ah-raw-di-ah
4 syllables
>>81721897
>She's Asian
Nice Headcanon. Nothing that Aradia said or did has implied that.
As for Damara, hasn't she been stated to having been part of the Lost Weeaboos?
Then again, The Handmaid was described as an Asian Schoolgirl in the narration so eh.
>>81722211
Maybe if you're stupid.
>>81722006
>>81722016
Like awful terrible rough shit, we only fucked when she drank and she drank literally all the time ya feel. Sometimes we'd both be in character, sometimes only she would, it was great, I'll proabably never get to have another rose & roxy threesome as dave ever again.
But I caught that bitch poking holes so I had to abscond tight the fuck out.
>>81722219
May as well post final Neps.
Jane is a good girl and a good character.
>>81721525
>Thief of Hope
>AfroPickKind
>Prospit
>Old Tattered Megaman AXL toy
>>81722153
Homestuck smut is the most frustrating thing in my life.
>>81722094
This is the manliest asshole out of all mspa
>>81722232
>The Handmaid was described as an Asian Schoolgirl
She was dressed as one, which is why they referred to her as one.
All trolls are raceless.
>>81722153
>THERE IS A CRIMINAL DEARTH OF ${name_of_fetish}
calm down. I can't disprove you here because this is a blue board, but, just trust me, calm down. Whatever your kink, we got you covered sister.
>>81722242
sounds like a blast man but wait
literally poking holes? she wanted you to impregnate her?
So, this still needs to happen right?
>>81721742
ray
>>81722297
who drew it?
>>81722282
I LOOKED YOU FOOL, I FOUND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT THAT THERE IS
>>81722275
>All trolls are raceless.
Except Feferi and Eridan, right?
I thought "Seadwellers" were a race.
>>81722275
They're aliens, the castes are their races.
>>81721297
This guy gets it. The perfect sacrifice: shitty useless sprites.
>>81722297
Thank you
>>81722284
Hey uh. Nepkat poster? Why do you do it? How do you pick yourself up from bed and continue to fight on so relentlessly?
>>81722294
Yes, now why the idea in theory is fucking astounding and toppest tier, I wasn't ready to be a fucking dadI was 17 at the time, she always assumed I was 20+
>>81722282
There is 0 Homestuck mind control porn that doesn't involve Vriska so checkmate
>>81722297
NICE
>>81722322
the rest of that image is probably the first Rose-jerkin-it picture I ever saw.
>>81722363
Because he cares about it enough to keep trying.
>>81722106
>>81722392
Yeah same. Idlecil used to make some wicked shit. Still does, but, not much for this anymore.
Hey Homestuck!
Twenty-four hours, fifteen minutes and thirteen seconds until you die!
>>81722417
Can it happen now? Can we hasten this? Please? Please just let death come.
>>81722369
But there is mind-control porn.
If you're going to to say "porn of ${fetish} but without ${character}", there's OVER A HUNDRED AND TWENTY characters you could use. be reasonable.
>>81722410
That egg fic wasnt great, I don't know why everyone loses their shit for it.
>>81722443
please, i need it
>>81721525
>Heir of Blood
>Hatchetkind
>Prospit
>Probably a couple of my pets, they love getting into shit they arent supposed to be in
>>81722318
Some artist, they're long gone
>>81722417
>implying there won't be rage threads for MONTHS
>>81722403
Steel Corridor's crude style makes his amateur lookin shit so much hotter. God fucking damn.
>>81722106
Are there any girls in Homestuck more breedable than those two?
Like shit, something about them just makes me want to go out, build a log cabin, and have six kids
>>81722369
There is with Aranea and Mindfang though.
Especially Mindfang x Dolorosa.
I really want Hussie's next MSPA to be a murder mystery with his usual brand of ridiculous bullshit involved.
I feel Hussie would nail it and we'd have endless bullshit threads to have fun with again.
>>81722506
Yes.WQ.
Jasprosesprite^2 is your favorite character.
>>81722456
Ovipositive was pretty hot if you dig, well, giant monster rape and egg laying. Slightly niche.
Would a witch of doom just be a straight up necromancer?
>>81722417
Can't come soon enough
>>81722318
>>81722466
http://porrimstar.tumblr.com/post/40177440618/a-late-thank-you-christmas-present-for-my-great
A moment of silence...
hey can one of yall link me to the "MOST ACCURATE" classpect quiz?
>>81722363
I must continue. My quest is not over.
>>81722511
>>81722447
I am reasonable. It's not unreasonable to want my fetish without any Serkets involved.
>>81721525
>seer of heart
>broomkind
>derse
>my dog I guess?
>>81722536
Jasprosesprite is just okay
>>81722379
How did John amass such a harem of bitches?
>>81722511
also, condy.
>>81722541
with what little we know about doom, assuming that it is indeed the aspect of death... Yeah, basically.
>>81722524
I'd really love that, but I don't know if that's what Hussie wants to make. I mean, it feels like he's deviating from his original brand of humor into something else, and he might want to do something different from now on.
>>81722539
I'm all about vulnerable girl getting some monster D, but the egg laying bits were pretty meh overall tbqhfam
>>81722548
Exactly
>>81722575
mangrit
>>81722575
All other men are either dead or homosexual.
>>81722539
>giant monster rape
>egg laying
>Slightly niche
Anon...
>>81722456
I didn't know what to expect walking out of that fic yesterday. But I knew exactly what I wanted walking out.
Anyone got more? I need the good shit.
>>81722410
wait what.
Idlecil started with Homestuck?
How many artist careers did Homestuck spawn? Here's something by Chazzerpan from 2012.
I realized that the kids and John on that other panel have their related colors on their glasses, I like that shit on fan-art, it's cute.
A shame the Lalondes don't have any colored shit tho
>>81722555
We can't afford to die comrade.Not yet.
>>81722506
jade at least feels like the kind of girl who wants to get pregnant
She projects that air of "Hey, knock me up"
>>81722606
Well, I said slightly. I genuinely don't see too much of it compared to most other fetishes.
>>81722485
how does that work?
>>81722660
It just works
