What did she mean by this?
WHO WAS THE BIGGEST SLUT IN HOMESTUCK, BAR NONE?
THE END IS NEAR
>>81714961
>>81714978
Skaia
>calliope will never write fan fiction of you
>>81714978
Vriska is a filthy slut.
>>81714836
>John/Mom
Truely a refined gentlemen
>>81714799
Nice! Best of luck nigga.
>>81714859
>wwhens mspa comin back
>Lets just get this over with
>wweh
Poppop is the last boss.
>>81714978
Porrim.
>>81714978
Canonically, only Nanna and Poppop has had sex.
>>81714919
Land of Vertigo and FrogsI'm the Knight of Space fag who was floating through the last thread
reminder
metastuck.tumblr.com
never forget
>>81714864
witch of rage is (by my guess) someone who manipulates and controls negative emotions. they could easily turn into a PKing nightmare.
Neat, If I remember waifuanon was a Witch of Rage
>>81714961
TH4NKS DOC
>>81715009
Grandpa had the Hiveswap kids.
>>81714978
Me.
I am going to write a 300 page fanfiction of me having sex with every single homestuck character.
>>81714832
Would it be safe to assume that Vriskafags would throw a fit if they don't get to lead?
>You break your cruxite artifact and arrive ass-first in your session's land
What's her name, /co/?
Land of Kerosene and Caramel here
![tumblr_m6rxf2DnR61qd7g4co1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/8uMQKWS.gif "tumblr_m6rxf2DnR61qd7g4co1_500[1].gif")
Damn,, I loved this epsode
>>81715036
Is this objectively when Old Hussie died?
>>81714978
Eridan
>>81715058
>Kerosene
Imagine the smell dude
Anyway, Wind and Waves
>>81715009
Mindfang
>>81714991
It would actually be pretty flattering. I'd be embarrassed.
What endgame plot twist would piss most people?
>>81715036
Literally all it had to be was Nutty and it would have worked fucks sake
>>81714996
>Mspa & hsg are the last 2 standing
Seriously, who could have fucking guessed.
>>81715058
Heir of Hopefag
Land of Pillars and Roots irrc
>>81715037
With MSPA dead jwp eo;; mrtastuck end
>>81714978
the reader
did he end up being relevant
>>81714987
>>81715056
Fuck no. I hate being in charge. I need someone to be the boss so that they can tell me what to do. That way if it goes to shit it's their fault, I just did what I was told.
Less pressure that way. I'm just lazy as fuck.
Homestuck was a mistake.
>>81715142
probably not.
>>81714572
>>81714774
Rose Egbert and that teal Feferi are from the fan adventure Red Dead Virgo (204 pages, completed)
http://nepeta.mozai.com/stories/Red_Dead_Virgo.html
>>81715001
Hussie is the true last boss.
The kids realize that only by destroying their creator can they truly be free of the wretched death spiral of Paradox Space.
>>81715071
>You will never marry Grimdark Rose in some abhorrent mockery of a traditional wedding, overseen by an eldritch priest of the unholy despair-screamers.
![tumblr_inline_mgr5vix0y91qc17wv[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/BLuAJ8L.png "tumblr_inline_mgr5vix0y91qc17wv[1].png")
>>81715121
Dirk being decapitated again
>>81715121
Dave is asexual and doesn't end up with Jade or Karkat.
>>81715121
It was all just a dreamOR WAS IT?
>>81714946
No, I know. I remember. It got a decent slew of fanart and cosplays for a fanventure.
>>81715058
Land of Roses and Candies
>>81715037
>those shippy HSG/MSPAF pics
I'm sad now.
Ron Paul = Seer of Doom
>tfw homestuck ending will render your reaction image folder almost entirely useless
fuck
I have 2000 images in here and 98% of them are homestuck related
>>81715121
Caliborn/English orchestrated sburb and even his own defeat.
>>81715058
Land of Cum and Cum
![tumblr_inline_mgr5vqJTPf1qc17wv[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Qa1jhfd.png "tumblr_inline_mgr5vqJTPf1qc17wv[1].png")
>>81715199
>>81715041
a witch of rage is both at the same time more and less dangerous than gamzee. since gamzee just made shit get wrecked by being there and being insane, but a witch of rage can concentrate her stuff and actively manipulate it. they can use rage like a scalpel while gamzee's bard of rage powers was like dousing everything in oil and lighting it on fire.
>>81715203
bard of doom, land of milk and honey (for many multifaceted reasons), cruxite pill bottle.
>>81715184
This looks like Kekikaku to me
If we ever do play a session together just rememberfree blow jobs in my land
>>81715215
I never thought about that.
Fuck
Also I'm gonna find the hsg classes thing if it fucking kills me
Will Rose play the rain?
>>81715154
This is why you need a diverse portfolio
>>81715263
That image is hilarious.
What's that land artist's tumblr again?
![tumblr_inline_mgr5vy843n1qc17wv[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/tG5b37c.png "tumblr_inline_mgr5vy843n1qc17wv[1].png")
>>81715253
>>81715215
Why would it? Just keep using them were suitable for a reaction. I do all the time.
>>81715285
oh fuck meant for
>>81715215
>>81715009
Porrim was the village two-wheel device.
>>81715058
land of PORN and ALSO PROBABLY MORE PORN
>>81715121
everything goes great. everyone on the lilypad enters the new universe. lord english is never mentioned again
>>81715257
Bros don't fuck.
>>81715058
land of frost and cities
just expanses of frozen wastes with massive abandoned metropolises dotting the landscapeif i'm unlucky, land of gore and machinery, and i will never be able to eat again
>>81715215
You can probably get away with using HSG reaction images at leastI use them on /a/ sometimes
>>81715215
I had a separate reaction folder dedicated specifically to homestuck images. I regret never using them more often.
>>81715215
>tfw I've been accumulating SU reaction images during the hiatus
I'm good for another five years easy.
>>81715275
she's too gay, even for rainbows
>>81715058
Land of Smoke and Mirrors.
Why do these guest artists never connect Dave's fuckin shades?
>>81715353
Its not gay if its just my mouth
>>81715058
Better question: which two things would you pop into your kernelsprite?
I'd dump a wind waker HD copy and some shades, would have a pretty good sprite bro tbqh
>>81715378
> mfw my reaction folder consists solely of charts
>>81715378
I only ever came here for SU and HSG anyways, so that's most of my reaction folder too.
Actually I got a shitload more of react pics but they're not organized at all I should do that
>>81715325
because people hate homestuck
>>81715364
yeah ive done that, but only on /co/
>>81715376
its your last chance man
get to using
>>81715378
ive got a few, but the homestuck ones have so much more personality
>>81715378
>five years
Not too sure about that, but go ahead and believe it if you want to.
>>81715215
I post homestuck reaction images on /v/. Especially the ones with the tumblr filenames, because it gets them upset.
>>81715405
Those aren't shades. They're the empty canals left behind after his eyes were scooped out.
>>81715405
because hussie doesn't do it a lot of the time either
>>81715353
>not giving brojobs to your cloecest of bros
Dude what are you gay?
>>81715428
BROS
DON'T
FUCK
>>81715434
My computer and my book.
>>81715447
>>81715364
>tfw I still see homestuck reaction images I made being used on co, v, a, and tg
Feels good man
>>81715442
>because people hate homestuck
Angel they barely know it exists anymore. Give it even half a year after it ends and most people won't bat an eye. You get yelled at for Undertale and SU now, which are the current popular things to hate.
Post the worst possible endings.
I'll start with the absolute bottom so you don't have to:
>Ending is just an apology letter from Hussie to the fans because he can't/won't finish the comic.
>>81715405
Why did they make Roxy asian?
Honestly in a hypothetical session /hsg/ and Tumblr probably hatefucked.
>>81715215
I have a separate homestuck reaction images folder. 1096 files, 55 megabytes. Small.
I haven't done homestuck image montages like this in a long time. I used to do it every night.
>>81715512
because she is, anon
>>81715505
>tfw I'll never get to have another comfy sburb thread on /v/ again
It 8urts
>>81715447
I did that once with a huge swath of pics from all over. I just autonamed a bunch of them tumblr with random size numbers and letters. Works every time.
>>81715434
A buddle of sticks and a picture of Andrew Hussie.
Together, they form HUGEFAGGOTSPRITE.
was mspaf the only place to do a fanventure? i always wanted to do a fanventure but if mspaf was the only place there's no point
>>81715434
there are not a lot of dead things around me.
i guess i would pop in my computer and let it hatch, and then maybe not even tier 2 it. might see where things go.
reminder because the mod killed the thread or something that i am answering questions about sburb mechanics (like classpects, fraymotifs, etc) on a blog now because like 20 people asked.
classpectanon (DOT) tumblr (DOT)com
>>81715165
What if everyone just subdued Vriska by lacing her food with sopor?
>mspaf died before he even had a canon sexuality
>>81715488
Dud coem on jus hdl still
Dude its fucn IRONIC
>>81715508
> Ending is Hiveswap
>>81715405
>the swirls on roses outfit aren't colored yellow
>daves tiny ass symbol farther down than anyone else
at least karkats outfit is correct
remember that flash he had short sleeves?
>>81715565
Boy or girl, I'd fuck them.
>>81715563
Sopor used to be funny before the comic became Hussie's Disquieting Obsession With Clowns: The Comic
>>81715565
BROShttp://alizabug.tumblr.com/post/43353766827/a-while-ago-i-read-this-theory-that-mom-lalonde
>>81715557
You could make a Tumblr and make one there.
But we both know that's out of the question.
[S} MSPAF: Rise
>>81715198
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>81715508
Hussie dies before 4/13 and can't upload the flash. Also, the harddrive it was on was mysteriously destroyed and there was no backup. Homestuck is never finished.
As a Mage of Hope.
>>81715058
Land of Feathers and Signals
>>81715434
Pre-entry: Otamatone.
Post-entry: A disc containing all of my music.
Result: Sick beat machine sprite.
>>81715508
Second from bottom:
>We see only the aftermath of whatever Vriska did, Lord English killed by her alone. She scoops up the end of Terezi's leash, gives it a tug, and they stroll off into the sunset. Pipeorgankind plays during credits.
>>81715597
He rolled up sleeves because he meant business. The clown was going down.
>>81715636
>She scoops up the end of Terezi's leash, gives it a tug, and they stroll off into the sunset.
Hot.
Let's play a game
If there's nothing to your left then choose from your right
>>81715557
mspfanventures is still up
>>81715171
Bloodswaps are always tricky, because it's hard to pick apart what comes from caste, and what comes from personal inclination.
>>81715666
the sleeves reverted back to long seconds later, so no
>>81715666
no anon
he just had short sleeves
it was awful
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jaSucoZ.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
loved this episode
>>81715508
>They defeat Lord English and happily walk into their new universe together.
>>81715627
Somebody hacks the MSPA servers and replaces the ending with a massive aromantic gay orgy between every character. It ends with Gamzee rimming Tavros, while John drinks the last remaining drops of faygo from his clouncock.
The original ending to Homestuck is lost and never seen.
>>81715476
>>81715592
How many times do I have to say it?
BROS. DO NOT. FUCK.
>>81715702
A red pillow and a box of tissues
>>81715434
pre-entry: saxophone, so maybe they'll play saxophone/be made out of brass
post-entry: the living cat in the house
i've also got the ashes of a previous cat and my dog, but he'd probably be thrilled to accompany me and the cat would die of fright if not prototyped
>>81715702
My phone and nothing else
>>81715738
This one
>>81715702
>three ID photos of me
>a jar of pencils
>>81715738
Honestly, after all the retarded bullshit that has happened, I wouldn't mind a happy, thoughtless ending.
>>81715704
It was always random anyways. There was no set rules or coherence in the comic, much less in adventures doing their own thing.
I liked them because I love Landporn and wanted more, didn't matter the source.
>>81715711
>>81715722
Fucking seriously? What bullshit.Checked
>>81715565
god bless doodles, whereever she is
Never forget the best ship
>tfw you forget everything indexter taught you
>>81715702
An empty bottle of cider and another empty bottle of cider.
Will it go all Warriors style where I'm gonna have a sprite that clatters its bottle fingers together going "ANONYMOUS, ANOOOONYMOOOUUUS, COME OUT TO PLAYAAAAAY!"
>>81715820
Someone has been reading Pitch Imperfect from Scratchy Acid
Is this the largest filesize for this photo? Gris doesn't have more.
>>81715702
> television remote
> my invoice for freelancing in March
Um. how about I go one further?
> part of a church service programme where I wrote down my notes for a shota/loli Alice in Wonderland visual novel
UUUHHHHH
>>81715833
>there will be an assortment of imps and underlings throughout the medium with their heads stuffed in bottles
>some of the underlings will be made entirely of glass
Oh man, I'm just going through random people's blogs trying to find the hsg classpect thing and I keep finding goldhttp://tasteslikelemon.tumblr.com/post/62384851203/continuation-of-this-maybe-i-dont-know-sorry
>>81715702
>A TV and a microphone
>>81715820
Rose's passiveness should have been tested more. Thought she had everything figured out and going smooth, that snarky, smug bitch.
>all those people who died before Homestuck ended and will never know true release
>>81715702
>blinds
>a fan
uh huh
>>81715734
>jeedo chan
i lost it
My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill... and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.
>>81715944
>A homestuck fan could die tomorrow and never see it end
>>81715944
pls dont remind me
>>81715734
> Rozu
>>81715722
the reaction images I can still get use out of, it's the CROSSOVER images that will probably never get posted again.
>>81715944
They had the greatest release of all, anon. Don't you froget that.
>>81715970
dude angel is not going to date you
>>81715970
So Rose goes grimdark, but John goes edgelord?
>>81715944
>Terminal Cancer anon
>>81715702
>piano
>box of tissues
decent
>>81715798
Vriska had the best bloodswaps.
>>81716009
i always assumed personally that going grim dark is just a thing that happens to players that look too deeply into the horrorterrors and isn't just a one-off for rose because that'd be fucking stupid, why is that a game mechanic if its used in this one particular session?
>>81715970
SLAY THE GAY IS ON THE LOOSE
>>81715820
I'm judging you real hard
>>81716063
>YELLOW VRISKA
FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN??
>>81716063
Yeah she had some cool ones.
>>81716072
That's what I assumed, everyone says Grimdark is just 2edge4u stuff but I think it has real connotation to Horrorterror stuff
>>81716023
>he still insulted and berated Hellstrider even when he had made peace with mostly everyone else in his life
He was too good for this world.
>>81715702
>cellphone and cute stuffed monkey
rad
i'll be down a portable computing device but i could alchemize a better one anyway
>>81716063
yellow was best
>>81715612
tumblr seems like a bad option because it seems like you have to have a following before you start it. i guess i could find a different forum, but it'd feel kinda weird to make a homestuck fanventure on an unrelated forum. i could see it being possible on
>>81715703
mspfanventures mostly used the mspa forums for commands.
>>81716123
People always bitched about Yellowswaps looking too much like Sollux, but I liked that because Sollux has an awesome fucking design and color scheme.
>>81716063
post good vriska bloodswap fics familiy
>>81716144
i feel like light and void players in particular have a high possibility of going grim dark so there's that head canon out on the table.
>>81715702
Wallet and a stack of papers.
>>81716156
>Hellstrider
OH GOD IT'S COMING BACK
STOP IT
>>81716133
My favourite has always been this. Yeah, it's overdesigned horseshit, and the whole "they get beat up!" thing would never work, because Karkat explicitly avoided confrontations with other trolls to hide his blood, but I just like Vriska being all out in the open with her mutation.
It's the exact sort of shit she'd do.
>>81715058
Land of Clouds and Ruins
>doodleanon blog is deleted
ITS NOT FAIR
>>81716194
There are none unless you count all the Yellow Vriska slob greentexts we made.
>>81715165
this reminds me of objectively best askblog
post yfw Dad dies tomorow
I loved the consorts
>>81715993
Dumping kids in plugsuits.
I can't stop looking at this, it's such a good kiss. You know they gonna fuck first chance they get
And what if it's their first time because they didn't get there yet/were too spied on on the meteor? First time victory sex
>>81715121
Everything goes prefectly, no one dies.
>>81716196
would a person who has an extensive knowledge of time travel necessarily become a time player? or would they still likely become something else?
>>81715944
Never forget.
>>81716287
>>81716196
I was thinking Light and Void aspects, like you
But also mostly Seers and maybe Witchesand possibly Mages but only if you believe BKEW's Classpect Inversion theory
>>81716221
Yeah it was fun to see alt designs and ideas. I don't have many left, like 90% of them were tossed.
>>81716318
>>81716063
There was a real qt rust vriska from an ask blog on tumblr, anybody got her?
>>81716337
>>81716163
mustard Vriska, the H4RD CORE troll-Halo player
>>81716194
We have this. Not a fic, but it's about Vriska being dominated by a psychotic Heiress Vriska.
>>81716306
Not like he missed anything. Poor bastard.
Its time to play, GUESS THE SHIP!
>Piratestuck Laughter during Sex Cunnilingus Missionary Position Come Swallowing
>>81716364
>>81716390
>>81716293
Sigh
>>81716215
Calm down, he's dead.Hopefully.
>>81715702
>beer and nipple clamps
UH
>>81716306
>*wwalks into heavven*
I shouldn't be laughing.
>>81716221
>Equius with a green knot
Cute
Pup
>>81716298
not necessarily, but it's likely, i would suppose. they could just as easily become a seer of one thing or another. although i think that, since time travel is not a thing actual people can do, it is not necessarily that way, since a time player in a "common" game of sburb (i am assuming the events of homestuck are WILDLY off the rails as so to be unprecedented) would likely learn along the way.
>>81716325
inversion is stupid.
>>81716374
speaking of fics if anyone wants to write me some dribbles (sp? tiny tiny fic, not sure if right english word) or tiny tics or even big fics about mommy dolorosa i will love you forever.
>>81716402
>>81716389
Something with Terezi. Terezi/Vriska?
>>81716374
>Indigo Vriska
max boner
>>81716434
>>81716279
> tries to save file to JohnEgbert folder
> thinks of a name. Someones_gotta_farm_em.jpg
> can't save, exact same file with same name already there
> last modified time Feb 26 2013
Christ.
>>81716306
Hey that's my post.
>>81716390
I'm not USUALLY into uh, width, but you have me standing at attention anyway
>>81716389
Mindfang/Dolorosa or Vriska/Terezi
>>81716266
Ah shit, I remember you Kokoro
>>81715508
>God Tier Sans and Papyrus kill Lord English, and they're the Waste of Breath and Waste of Mind respectively.
>>81716451
ahhahaha i made this sprite
and i remember how trash I was at making it too
>>81716266
Oh. It's you.
>>81716458
How's god tier treating you?
YEAH
PLAY THAT SHIT
MM
I HEAR YA, I HEAR YA IN HERE, IN MY HEART
>>81716415
Why the hell do you have nipple clams next to you?
>>81716467
Oh shit, my childhood.
>>81716306
>he would have been 24 if he were alive today
Damn, that really fucking sucks.
>>81716467
please, forget me again
>>81716489
this is a good thing you did
>>81716402
>>81716390
>>81716364
>>81716337
>>81716337
> hips Rose
man, is this some kinda "real women have curves" thing? because I don't--
>>81716390
forgive me father for I have sinned
>>81716433
I personally like inversion.
It's not saying as a Seer of Void, through inversion I would ascend as a Mage of Light, or switch
It's just saying a Seer of Void's powers would be similar to how a Mage of Lights powers would work, under certain circumstances
>>81716306
Mage of Breath
>>81715058
Land of Lights and Glass
>>81715434
The first thing I'd try to prototype before going in would probably be something stupid that I'd do without thinking like one of my anime figurines. After entering I might try prototyping the game disc itself, and if that doesn't work I'd try to prototype one of the various weapons laying around in my closet.
>>81716440
>>81716463
WRONG! The correct answer is:
John/Roxy!
Next ship!
>Demonstuck monsterstuck Succubi & Incubi Vampires Alternate Universe it's sad
________ is a powerful half-blooded demon who is content to live in his apartment with ______. Escaping a dark past and a particularly angry coven of witches-turned-monster-hunters isn't easy, but New York is an amazing city to disappear into. Of course, the worst always comes after the calm, right? Nothing good can last.
>>81715508
>Hussie needs to write in contrived-ass reasons for Bill Cosby to be villified because he was accidentally glorified earlier when we didn't know he was a serial rapist
>This has literally nothing to do with anything important to Homestuck
>>81716553
i guess, but that's more of a consequence of the classpect system playing hard and fast, and being based around semantics and abstracts rather than "THE FIRE SWORD MAN! THE ICICLE WITCH". a lot of classpects probably have a fair degree of overlap.
>>81715702
A glass of water
Another, empty glass
Glass-half-full-sprite? This could get philosophical
>>81716578
Karkat/Kanaya
>>81716578
Dave/Terezi?
>>81716567
Silence and snuggling
>>81716584
Did he actually rape anybody or was that all bullshit?
>>81715051
ok terizi
>>81716601
er, fast and loose (correct saying, yes?)
>>81716578
Why don't you link them?
>>81716625
>Moaning and humping
O-oh my.
>>81716584
He should have Dirk or Roxy tell him about it.
>>81715036
I do like how there canonically white and not peach or Caucasian
>>81716625
Vriska, Aranea and Latula are being raped.
Gamzee is being all menacing and vicious, until he sticks his dick in you. Then he goes stock still, starts whispering and honking under his breath, and begins flopping around the room like a fish out of water, spraying copious amounts of purple trolljizz around the room.
>>81716625
whispering and pushing
nice, i sound like a rapist.
>>81716567
>Mage of Breath
>Natural Intuition into things regarding everyone's personal responsibilities and burdens to be carried in the game
>Because it sure as fuck aint Freedom.
>>81716640
I don't know, that's just what he's known for now so it's too late.
>>81716640
No, a bunch of women who stood to gain nothing decided to come forward just because they felt like it.
>>81715702
A boot and the container for my dad's used diabetes needles
Good lord what would that even
I'm a huge fan of Classpects being just generic/cool RPG classes rather than roles and challenges that a player must overcome.
>>81716653
no, hard and fast is the right term, fast and loose is a specific homestuck thing
Did we ever see what Godtier Mages look like?
>>81716601
>>81716653
Fast and loose is the correct term but I got what you were sayingPersonally, for me, if I had trouble finding out exactly what powers a certain aspect would have, looking up BKEW's inversion helped out a little, some classpects are harder to find explanations for than others
>>81716711
They are not, we totally went over this man
Only Latula I think
>>81715202
>homestuck AU
>Terizi still blind
>whoever hs her blood color also blind
>>81716759
Hussie promised we'd get a better look a them than the Feastings sprites and we never did
>>81715123
Peachy works too though. On multiple levels
>>81716618
>>81716621
Sorry but no. It's Dirk/Dave! And they are boyfriends!
NEXT!
>Wet & Messy Flapjack play Food Kink Caliginous Romance | Kismesis Crack Treated Seriously Masturbation Sexual Fantasy
>>81715058
Land of Movement and Iron
Mirrodin-esque on the surface, metro-tunnels below.
