Let's look at a preview to a future cluster fuck.
Whether your eyeballs want to or not.
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>>81274465
>Pretty art and mediocre writing
Just like any Bendis event or team book
>>81274502
Here is the end of the preview.... Also what the plot device looks like.
>>81274522
That is a pretty plot device
>>81274402
Cho why did you break Tony's legs? Are you trying to cheat your way to the top of the smartest people chart by taking out the competition?
>>81274522
Somewhat effeminite looking man with shitty fucking hair, big innocent eyes, a quivvering lip, a necklace and a beaded wristband.
Yep, sounds about right.
>>81274502
>Old Man Logan
He was supposed to stay dead!
>>81274522
Looks like Daisies boyfriend
>>81274447
The big frowny face just takes all of the intended fear out of this. So is this the FCBD one or the zero one?
>>81274427
>Ms. marvel front and center
Why is Captain Marvel getting a movie over her again?
>>81274522
I heard they changed his name from Homer to Ulysses because everyone made fun of them after the leaks. I wonder what else they changed.
>>81274522
>Generic White Guy
So much for diversity.Didn't Bendis just finish writing this story in X-men?
>>81274522
He looks like Hollywood brunette protagonist #8745
>>81274522
is that non geriatric steve?
>>81274522
Hot plot device. No wounder Medusas trying to "protect" him
Coloring here seems to be dogshit. That aside, I think, Marquez's art is very similar to Janin's.
>>81274522
SOMEONE EDIT HIM INTO HOMER SIMPSON!
>>81274502
>black bolt yelling in a group fight
>It causes no problems not even to Medusa who is holding the guy he is shouting at
The nerf is getting stronger
>>81274779
He's no longer Homer, sorry.
>>81274704
Isn't that the name of Sam's bird?
>>81274680
Because in order for there to be a Ms. Marvel movie, there needs to be a Captain Marvel movie first. Duh.
>>81274522
Why is it plot device? What am I missing?
>>81274772
>I think, Marquez's art is very similar to Janin's
What? No it isn't.
>>81274849
What? No. Sam's bird has always been Red Wing.
>>81274849
What the fuck are you even talking about?
Civil War II has like no buzz compared to Secret Wars a year ago
>>81274522
OH NO, HE'S HOT
>>81274865
He is there to be the reason tony and Carol are at each others throat. He will have little say in the matter.
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>>81274896
mix up It was the name of a robot falcon from Dick rider nova's last volume. All birds look alike.
>>81274934
Of course not, unlike SW this event came out of fucking nowhere.
>>81274974
> All birds look alike.
You can't say that! That's...bird.. ist?
>>81274934
Secret Wars was said to be planned years in advance, and Marvel admitted CW2 has been in planning for like 4 months.
>>81274447
>IT'S A GUNDAAAAAAAAM!!
>>81274974
It's the Latin name of Odysseus, you philistine.
>>81274865
The guy is an inhuman that can see the future with 100% accuracy.
He's why everyone is throwing a bitchfit this time around
>>81274830
WHAT?! No! There was so many joke potentials of him being named Homer!
>>81274502
He gonna try and kill Hawkeye again ain't he?
>Secret Wars
>Now Civil War
What the fuck are they even doing?
>>81275208
>not calling it Civil Wars
>>81275310
>Calling it Civil when the chances are that it will be quite uncivilized.
>>81274502
The thing I don't like about fights like this are the power levels are too spread out. Having an enemy that can tie up Thor, black bolt, and Carol but also be taken down by hawkeye and Kamala? It can't be on both of their levels.
>>81275208
Getting ramped up for Star Wars vs. Marvel
>>81274522
Can't they end it in one issue by simply stating how the war will end?
>>81274760
Sounds like someone should really be reading Assault on Pleasant Hill.
>>81275639
Quiet you.
>>81275778
>shilling Marlel events
Oh, how low has /co/ fallen...
>>81274934
Secret Wars had 3 years of direct build-up, along with a couple years of planning beyond even that. Say what you will about Hickman's run, but nigga fucking committed to hyping that shit up and it was always the planned end-game.
Civil War II, by Marvel's own admission, was hastily thrown together with only a few months lead time and is one of the fastest turnarounds from concept to execution that they've done on a line-wide event.
They literally admitted to CWII just being something they threw together at the last minute.
>>81274628
If he was smarter, he could have kept his legs.
>>81275778
I would but I have no idea where to read any of it. The people at my LCS don't even know what Assault on Pleasant Hill is.
>>81275918
See:
>>81263142
>good comics go ignored while the shitty Bendis garbage gets hyped up
Typical Marvelfags.
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>>81274704
Kind of wished it hadn't leaked just so it would have printed like that and we could have kept the joke.
>>81275866
Don't be fucking retarded, you can even read it in the fucking board without having to give your money to Marvel if you want.
>>81276007
It's like Civil War and Annihilation all over again
>>81274934
CWII came out of Marvel just trying to cash in the Civil War movie and comic Civil War's popularity.
Bendis will make a mess out of the story and kill characters that people love but he will still make money because comic readers will never learn.
>>81274402
>Hulk kills everyone
Finally.
>>81276120
Ironically, the premise behind Assault on Pleasant Hill is actually way better for a Civil War II than Bendis Presents: Minority Report.
>>81276120
Speaking of Annihilation, rumor is that Bendis is also planning Annihilation II since he mentioned that he's actually planning to do a cosmic event and he is doing something involving Annihilus in GotG.
>>81276184
>Bendis ruining more things for everyone
Sounds about right.
>>81276131
It's Chulk though. Him going all murder-mode is incredibly out of character. Also those are Banner-pants, not Cho-pants.
Are we sure this is supposed to be Chulk? I guess he still has the The Miz haircut, but Chulk's CWII tie-in is about what happened to Banner during the 8 month timeskip after Cho absorbed the excess radiation.
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>>81276256
10/10. If nothing else, Civil War II will get us plenty of great shops.
>>81276256
>Am I She-Hulk or Spider-woman?
World War Hulk 2 when?
>>81276256
How did BB survive all those years
>>81274522
Looks like a real cocksucker selfinsert
>>81276256
That reminds me, I've been meaning to story time MightyGodKing's "I Don't Need Your Civil War". I'm going to go look for a download of it right now and maybe story time it tonight.
>everyone vs celesial cosplayers
>>81275866
Ah, I see you weren't around for the original Civil War and the 43 trillion "I'm With" banners /co/ created.
>>81276184
The only people at Marvel I'd trust with Annihilation are Abnett and Duggan.
Secret Wars Infinity Gauntlet felt like pre-Bendis cosmic Marvel.
>>81274522
Did he just use the same description for his appearance as Ultimate Peter but with facial hair, goddammit Bendis
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>>81274522
Marvel can't keep getting away with this.
You can't just put this amazing art with fucking Bendis' words and keep turning a profit. It's just not right. What god would allow this to happen?
>>81274522
that plot device is a M I L F
nothing like big 80's hair!
>>81279579
It's the guy standing next to Medusa, you idiot.
>>81275310
>Now You See Mee
>Now You See Mee 2
>>81275076
THE DREADED OINGO BOINGO DUO
>>81279579
I wonder if Medusa could bring big hair back
>>81281244
Subhumans aren't fashionable.
>>81274712
The whole thing is in Black and white, dingus
>>81281291
>he doesn't go to formal dinners dressed as black bolt
anon pls
>>81281452
He looks pretty white
>>81276127
>Bendis will make a mess out of the story and kill characters that people love but he will still make money because comic readers will never learn
Then it will truly be a worthy sequel to Civil War
>>81279259
We probably aren't even going to see much of this art because Bendisspeak is going to cover 90% of it.
>Blackagar not getting involved in any of this shit cause he knows he's the champ
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>>81275419
Is that a real thing?
>>81275885
This nigga gets it.
>>81274522
WHO HERE /READY FOR MARVILLE 2/
>>81276370
I only want to see how She Hulk gets killed.
>>81276256
>He looks like the man I want to be
>>81276499
Remember, she can control more than the hair on her head and the carpet matches the drapes.
>>81275885
Yet Marvelfags will still eat this shit up. What's it going to be $5.99 for 32 pages?
>>81281805
He is in the FCBD chapter. He will probably save the day when Medusa fucks up, and we know she will.
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>>81274522
I could be worse, it could be Kong.
>>81274465
AVENGERS! PC AND ASSEMBLE.
>>81281805
sauce?
>>81283726
Uncanny Inhumans
Thank God.
Bendis cannot write the Hulk to save his life.
A pic of him ripping heroes apart? Jeez.
>>81276236
>The Miz haircut
>>81284516
That's why he is the totally "awesome" hulk
>>81283114
Important question...
Will Medusa fuck him?
> Agatha Harkness uses future prediction to save Wanda.
> Bendis thinks "I'll just fucking ignore that and fuck Wanda again."
Incidentally when is Vision murdering everyone supposed to happen?
>>81286002
I don't think Medusa has gone full whore mode yet, but with Bendis you never know. I expect some seduction to keep him on their side.
>>81274502
>Blackbolt fighting, knowing Bendis he's screaming
>Everyone is still alive
Bendis already fucked up Black Bolt
>>81276256
This entire thing is gold, but that last line is probably the best just for the implication that that is why this event starts.
>>81287554
>Black Bolt screaming to take down enemies that are dying to hawkeye and war machine on the same page
Damn it might be worse than the illuminati page. I can't wait for him to get kidnapped off screen.
Iron Man's arm cannons are pretty cool
>>81274465
I swear when I saw that preview pic I thought that was the Original Guy Thor return reveal. Then I looked at it.
It's still a "most powerful hero shows up" panel so next the tide of the battle turns or things get more desperate when the big guns make no difference.
This preview tells us NOTHING!
>>81281805
>the Inhumans are in all out war with tony BB isn't seen or mentioned anywhere
>Medusa is pro-thought crime
What if Blackagar is the sacrificial lamb?
>>81287554
That was the orignal powerset description, he's been shown directing his whispers' energy with much more precision since then.
I would think he could do it with other volumes too.
>>81274427
Why are the tenth-stringers on the front lines again? This is NYC, shouldn't AVENGERS ASSEMBLE be ringing out across the world?
>>81274427
>two niggers a woman a fag and tony stark
Is this what the avengers has become?
>>81290254
here's your (u)
>>81275076
Why isnt that a problem with any other precog?
>>81275639
In a big anticlimax
/Spoiler
>>81290158
newfags pls go
Black Bolt opening his mouth used to be endgame now he's just a cuck
>>81290306
because someone (Carol) decided to go full pre-crime after She-Hulk died
>>81290158
The problem is that he shouldn't be breaking it out for any old reason. If it takes BB's voice to put down one of those things then nobody else on the page should be able to harm any of them. But since they can they it is clearly a job for an electron blast. Also In uncanny his blast get wider as they travel and tend to explode so it isn't something he should be doing in a group fight let alone when Medusa is holding the guy he is targeting.
>>81290200
Because they are the main avengers and Thor apparently brought all the heavy hitters she could get. Bendis only knows why they didn't teleport though.
>>81290362
Wait a sec, my crap sense is tingling
>>81290461
>Because they are the main avengers
But why a chulk cover? Based on his tie in he has the least to do with anything
>>81290952
Because the Honkey Hero was late for the photoshoot.
You idiot.
>>81290952
he's gonna lose control and go WW Hulk. that was pretty much spelled out in his last issue with the visual metaphor of him riding in an out-of-control car over a mountain of bones insisting he had everything under control
>>81290461
>Because they are the main avengers
Aren't they the poor avengers?
>>81274427
>DUDE LOOK IT'S YOUR NEW SPIDERMAN
fuck off Bendis cuck piece of shit
that kid cuck will NEVER replace based Peter
>>81290306
Oh look, it's another Civil War event where the main issue is actually old as shit and been dealt with several times already without the need for some big, dumb event.
Also, again an issue the X-Men have face.
>>81274502
What is it with Marvel and making their most popular characters old?
>>81275076
Why did he agree to go to the Avengers when he should've forcing the Civil War he'd cause?
>>81276256
10/10
Correct order of the unlettered preview of Civil War II #1:
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>>81274402
>unlettered preview of a single issue
>wrong cover
>>81290155
Then he'll just come back again.
Have you forgotten War of Kings, and that Black Bolt used to rule the Kree until Worst Summers Brother screwed things up?
I hope this shit kills off all the minoriteam. Asian Hulk, Muslim Marvel, Black Cap. America, Female Thor, Black Spider-man, Gay Nova, etc
