more then half way there
lets continue
previous thread
>>78427214
DL link for those who cant finish it
https://www.mediafire.com/#83b3owjxin4ed
will try to put it up elsewhere soon
putrity test from book 2
http://www.puritytest.net/test/500/
First motherfuckers.
>>78430018
I'm gonna make some food i'll be posting a bit slowly at first
>tfw no qt3.14 born again gf
Are we past
>Thanks for choosing me
yet? That's my favorite part, the way they touch on abortion is very well done
>>78430086
>>78430104
i think thats the next book
>>78430018
A CUTE
>>78430070
>>78430086
>>78430153
Is she paralyzed or what? It's not like you is totally immobilized with a broken leg.
>>78430167
I lived on MT Television for a while, nice place
>>78430018
>$7.97
>>78430210
>>78430200
i think it was just broken but apparently it was super painful for her to walk or something
>>78430197
>>78430070
I wonder what vidya she plays.
>>78430018
NO! NO, YOU FUCKS! I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO BED! I'M TIRED! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
>>78430259
she has a gameboy and a ps2
probably GTA
maybe zelda on the GBA
>>78430289
AWW SHIT
Got my Fuente Fuente Opus X lit up. Now it's a party.
>>78430294
alright lets be honest here
bible has some good stories and some rad ass superheros
i mean samson is a badass
>>78424828
My sentiments exactly.
It is preferable to fix the relationship, though, but you need both adults for that.
Also, I'd like a functioning DL.
Above all, thanks for sharing this.
I find myself enjoying it.
>>78430289
This need a dildo edit if there's not already one
>>78430294
I spot a nipple
>>78430326
>>78430315
trust me that was made a long time ago
>>78430311
like i said i'll work on it
>>78430239
The paneling suddenly improves from time to time. It's weird because it's usually bad and it has these quality spikes for apparently no reason.
>>78430362
>>78430350
its the shading im fairly certain
>>78430376
>its just a bunch of old stuff
nailed it
>>78430309
The old testament is hardcore.
>>78430277
>grab ps controller
>use the wire to grab waistband
>use waistband to grab Gameboy
The dexterity malus is localized, as any GM would recognize
>>78430401
>>78430389
>and for one brief micro second she let her guard down and then instantly BAM she turned into a fucking pillar of salt
>they kept running and didnt look back cause they to didnt want to be turned into salt or god knows what other spice
>>78430309
The new testament is really boring, the old testament can be really interesting from a historical point of view.
>>78430442
serenity is now uploading to mega
its gonna be a while till its actually up though
>>78430437
We, as mortals, should appreciate that God mellowed out during the New Testament. Doesn't make for as good storytelling though.
>>78430442
>>78430462
>no puns
I'm so disappointed.
Is it weird that I'm very pro-faith but very much against organized religion? I just don't believe you should require the system to get close to God.
>>78430539
Wow those are some quality coupons
>>78430539
>>78430538
i always looked at it like the jedi council
sure being a jedi is cool and all but getting all that jedi order shit forced on you by idiots is a bunch of bullshit
>>78430539
How expensive is pizza in USA?
>>78430590
there you go
lesbian
>>78430566
Stuff Lori. Stuff.
>>78430601
>>78430596
depends on what you are ordering
over here my local stuff can range between 8 (when on sale) to 15 bucks on a large
but a 20 minute drive can get me 2 family size (xl) for like 10 bucks
add like 8 dollars to deliver
Those Christian things always creep me out.
>>78430053
So...I assume she loses her job because of this. Isn't she still on the hook to pay for Kimberly's dad's car? Like, legally?
Merry Christmas everyone, especially to OP. For first timers, stick around until the end, it's something worth experiencing.
>>78430223
sploosh
>>78430638
>>78430629
its unclear
she never brings her job up again but on top of that there is no reason for it not to have been paid of after a couple months
>>78430566
>pretending to be completely unaware of the concept of just hanging around and talking about stuff at the age of 16 or so
Fuck off, the more we see them the more they're revealed as just spending time with Serenity for their bullshit Christian love program
I'm happy that the moral ends up being what it is.
>>78430596
Usually around 5-10 for a medium and 10-16 for a large. Of course, it varies depending on the chain. Smaller places are usually more pricy.
>>78430629
>Like, legally?
She's not legally forced to pay for anything. She's doing it because she's actually a better person than everyone else.
>>78430709
I HOPE YOU WERENT EXPECTING ANSWERS BECAUSE THERE ARE LITERALLY NONE
>>78430601
I want to protect that smile
And become a woman just so I can be a lesbian with her and show her pleasures infinite
>>78430709
>aren't all religions equally valid?
I loved the approach to this in Life of Pi. He follows several religions equally so he feel close to God.
>>78430709
>why aren't there more women in the bible?
One day SJW's will start going on about this
>>78430601
Anyone else think the author of this comic is really sympathetic to gays, or at least lesbians?
Lori is probably the nicest to Serenity out of anyone, and her "fatal flaw" never, even indirectly, harms anyone outside of presumably herself.
>>78430601
shit lori, simmer down
>>78430747
>light from window make a cross shape
SYMBOLISM
>>78430757
PWNAGE
>>78430780
>>78430768
you could say the same thing about eddie
i think its just becuase lori is ruining herself far worse then everyone else could to serenity
>>78430401
>Yaeh right tha Bible is full of lies dude, but these misinterpreted Indian bullshit actually helps your spiritual growth, 420blaze it man
Literally every new age idiot I've meet.
>>78430768
also a lot of non-stereotypical black people
>>78430768
The popular theory is that the author wanted to go into Lori's problems more, but the publishers wouldn't let him. That's why it's rarely mentioned in later books.
>>78430828
look at that face
you know if derek learned jesus was just a dude his whole world would just be shattered
>>78430814
It's good to read several religious texts to get a nice well-rounded view, but I don't argue that any book is "better" than the others.
>>78430709
>What's a downer like Ecclesiastes doing in the bible?
>I don't get Revelations at all!
Legitimately chuckled.
>>78430851
>>78430834
thats not realy a theory if i recall
that was in the email
which again i have to stress not to post till end of storytime
>>78430601
>Cancelled
>God will never heal her mom
>God will never make Lori straight or at least make her a happy lesbian with Serenity
>>78430709
So did she, like, read the entire Bible cover-to-cover? It's not a small book, you know.
>>78430722
To be honest this is Serenity's story, her answer don't come from an apologetics booklet you could just give anyone, but through her whole path.
>>78430757
I never get used to seeing characters just staring and smiling vacantly into the far distance.
>>78430747
>this panel
such POTTERY
>>78430907
>>78430888
im not really pointing out that she isnt getting answers on her life just that she never ever gets an answer on anything ever
>>78430747
>installing windows 10.jpg
>>78430902
Derek looks like he's just noticed the fourth wall for the first time and is contemplating what it means about his existence.
>>78430828
>Dat false dichotomy...er tricotomy
>>78430881
She was laid up with a broken leg and had to do something with the power out. It's an interesting read in places, especially the old testament where you get an idea of how terrible the old world was and how people were so superstitious. New Testament is, in simple terms, Jesus fanboys parts i, ii, iii and iv.
Anyone here read The Natural History of Religion and Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion by David Hume? They're fascinating.
>>78430966
All this over a paper bag.
>>78430983
yeah derek is a huge shitter
>>78430881
I did that in less than a week when I was 8 and stuck in bed like she is.
>>78431028
So I have some bad news
I am going to have to leave possibly
the mega upload will be done soon though so if someone wants to pick up when i leave then you can download it from there
or should be able to
>>78431018
>I'M GONNA NEED BOTH HANDS FOR THIS ONE!
>>78431064
rip ms baxter
>>78431018
KONO SERENITY DA
>>78431092
dem loli thighs
>>78430942
>that callback
>>78430950
Well, if you assume that the gospels sort of faithfully report Jesus' teachings and that his early disciples really believed he had risen and everything, it's not a false dichotomy. Of course there's the whole preliminary "what's the relationship between what Jesus said and what the evangelists wrote" issue.
>>78430983
I know, right?
I don't see what either Serenity or Kimberly sees in Derek. I don't know why Kimberly is afraid of losing him, because he never shows any interest in Serenity - except that he never shows any interest in Kimberly, either. In fact, he never seems very interested in anything except possibly Jesus.
He spends 90% of his panels with that same glazed-over fucking smile on his face. The guy's a photograph of a someone's handsome face, stapled to a two-by-four on wheels.
>>78431092
I love this evil Jew teacher
>>78431080
She's right, you know. Especially since the bible is not very historically accurate, and he didn't bring any other religious book to class like the Quran.
>>78431138
>>78431141
ms baxter is the best
>>78431153
>>78431152
there is some bullshit in this comic going ITS TRUE WE PROMISE
>>78431080
This school is going to get a friendly call from the ACLU pretty soon.
Merry Christmas everyone.
As always I am late to these threads.
So was the link to the purity test posted? Have the edits been posted following the pages they are from?
>>78431125
Serenity, I think it's time to give up the "JESUS? BLEGH WHO NEEDS HIM" routine.
>>78431018
>her mind immediately goes to vaginal masturbation
Oh Lori, you poor repressed thing
>>78431174
test in OP, some edits were posted but not all
>>78431152
>>78431160
The right way to use the bible in that context would be to show how myth and legend grows out of real events. For example, there's evidence that a large flood did happen in the fertile crescent, and from that we got the story of Noah.
>>78431092
Does he have a robot arm or am I unable to process this image?
>>78430767
FOOTFAG
>>78431213
>>78431212
its a prosthetic claw
>>78431212
DO NOT TAUNT THE CLAW
>>78431018
Every year. LOL
>>78430018
why has noone written an ED article about Serenity in the years this tradtion on /co/ has been going on?
Also, why hasn't /co/ ever contacted the creator to ask for more comics? I'd personally loe to back a Serenity new comic Kickstarter...
>>78431208
Do you get all your information from the History Channel?
>>78431153
>fuck up a science project
>get sent to the principal's office
If a school gives sufficient materials for a distracted student to fuck up and force the room to be evacuated, then guess what, it's the school's fault.
>>78431236
>>78431231
/co/ has contacted the writer and he explained everything that people were confused about
the emails have been capped and will be posted at the end
>>78431224
>>78431225
Shit, how long has he had that?
>>78431270
>>78431264
the whole time
thats why we've been calling him the claw
>>78431018
Lori, come on. Her vagina wasn't even covered by the cast or anything.
>>78431257
has he hinted at new books? i really like this sseries.
>>78431281
you see this?
this is true fact
COMPLETELY flawless logic
Well, I'm off to bed.
Keep this thread alive, ok?
>>78431292
>>78431290
like i said previously
i think he wanted to do a lord of the flies thing but i havent heard about him since
>>78431294
if you wait a minut i'll give a link to the mega
>>78431294
Good night I-assume British anon.
>>78431301
CROSS EXAMINATION
>>78431257
>Serenity's face in the fifth panel
http://www.whompcomic.com/2013/04/03/have-a-knife-trip/
>>78431264
They took his hand for preaching the gospel in school.
Now he's become more sneaky about it.
>>78431313
SICK BURN
>>78431294
so how the fuck does this work
https://mega (DOT) nz/#!DIRA1KAS!1BIiGcU6feTtKKyUdbk2sF-w35z-XIDcEiMkRHb9tkQ
remember to delete (DOT) and put a dot there
i think i did that right
>>78431264
The whole time. We never get an explanation, but I think we're meant to infer that he uses religion as a means to cope with his condition. And his arm will be waiting for him in heaven, so it's all good.
>>78431292
>different regions' and times' Bibles have always matched up with each other!
uh
>>78431372
Shh, shh, I know. Just let it go.
>>78431236
>check out KJ52 MP3
Like, what? Is that the song name?
>>78431404
SYMBOLISM END
so thats chapter 6
So i hate to be that guy but is anyone able and willing to pick up where i left off?
there are only 3 chapters left and they have these movie things that have no bearing on the story (chapter 7's starts mid story and its shit) and they are like 50 pages each
i seriously have to go and do some family things
>>78431368
>The Gospels were written within the lifetime of eyewitnesses
Wasn't average life expectency 2,000 years ago mid 30's to early 40's? A few excpetions here and there, but no way this is accurate to the point that people were still alive who would have witnessed Jesus' actions and written about them by 100 AD.
>>78431430Sounds like a JAV code.
>>78431430
Kill Jesus 52 (weeks a year)
It's a secret heavy metal cd
>>78431313
That pure Aryan Christian vs evil Jewish teacher
>>78431430
"KJ" is probably short for King James. Maybe it's a Christian rock band.
>>78431437
I could but I lack a 4chan pass so posting'd be slow
>>78431092
I'll just leave this here
>>78431437
Oh no, don't leave us!
Only Christian rock song I like is I Can Only Imagine. And My Immortal if that counts.
>>78431524
>Kaz, I'm already a Christian
>>78431524
Punished Claw, a fallen teacher.
I never miss these, Serenity is just so endearing.
>>78431585
It's my third-favorite comic of all time, right under Sandman and Lucifer.
Do anybody knows where can I download it?
>>78431551
>We'll make crucifixes from the ashes, carry them into prayer with us.
>>78431585
Most wonderful time of the year.
>>78431447
"Average" is including babies and kids who die real easy in a time before germ theory. It wouldn't be unusual for people to live to their fifties or sixties.
100 AD, though...even if someone was around 15 when Jesus was crucified, that's an eyewitness in their eighties. And of course, that doesn't address the question "what if the gospels were written or edited by someone with an agenda, and all the dissenting voices were lost to history?"
Nor does it take into account all the "apocryphal" accounts of Jesus's life, of which there are many, of differing levels of believeability.
Hell, when I lived in Korea, I say a plaque outside some sort of religious institution that claimed that a disciple impersonated Jesus and died on the cross instead, and Jesus came to Korea and taught people there. Bullshit? Absolutely, but bullshit isn't a modern invention.
>>78431437
If I were at home, I'd continue, but I am without computer.
So I guess we're dead in the water.
Someone pls continue this ;___;
trying to download the mega but it's giving me some troubles
what the fuck
Where is the rest
>>78431789
the download got stuck and now I can't connect tot the link anymore
Has /co/ ever missed a complete Serenity storytime?
>>78431823
Just quit and try again. Copy-paste the link in a new window or browser.
>>78431847
Yeah I've tried, I can't even visit megas home page
At least I'm using this time to complete the Purity Test.
>>78431872
That's really odd. Least you tried.
>>78431900
Is anybody else trying?
Is this really the end?
If nobody minds skipping the movie parts (which I didn't save because iirc they were mostly text??), I can post the rest. Yes? No?
>>78432042
sure
>>78432034
Yes, Serenity fell off that tree and broke her neck.
The End
>>78432034
Even if it is, sure was an enjoyable way to spend the three hour drive back home. Thanks OP
>>78431945
It's 1 AM here, if anon told us earlier I could've bridged the immediate following volume, but now I'm only looking forward to sleeping.
>>78432042
Better than nothing. Godspeed, you black emperor.
>>78432075
I'll get to it then. Should I make a new thread or just continue here?
>>78432103
We got plenty of room, just continue here.
>>78432103
this one's got a decent amount of juice left I think
I would get into a romantic relationship with Serenity. I'd punch that bitch Kimberly in the mouth too. Fuck Kimberly.
My ass we're leaving this unfinished, we're seeing it through to the end. I can post the rest, movie parts and all. Just going to put on some coffee and I'll start us off.
>>78432103
Stand down, >>78432136 will give us the complete package.
>>78432136
godspeed anon
>>78432136
BLESS YOU, SERENITY.
>>78432136
I sure hope you're not just talking big and are already downloading as we speak, tripfag.
>>78432136
There's still hope!
>>78432136
alright, I just downloaded the rest too, if you need a break or something
>>78432144
sounds good
>>78432136
godspeed, friend, you're a credit to the team
>>78432136
Christmas is saved.
![Serenity - 07 - [Asrial] - 000.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8IxUJuc.jpg "Serenity - 07 - [Asrial] - 000.jpg")
well, if nobody's starting...
>>78432136
God bless you, anon
![Serenity - 07 - [Asrial] - 001.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cwTYd2C.jpg "Serenity - 07 - [Asrial] - 001.jpg")
Tim, why are you dressed for winter when it's summer and you have tons of blubber to keep you warm anyways?
Wait, is the movie gonna be skipped?
>>78432222
>starting with quads
THIS STORYTIME IS BLESSED BY GOD
![Serenity - 07 - [Asrial] - 002.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/590goND.jpg "Serenity - 07 - [Asrial] - 002.jpg")
Ah see, these are the movie parts, so they're using the moviescript font
![Serenity - 07 - [Asrial] - 003.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lXBtkY3.jpg "Serenity - 07 - [Asrial] - 003.jpg")
>>78432276
>>78432247
Tell me if you want to tag out, I'm good to go whenever.
>>78432247
Are any of those kids 18? If not, how did Sally get into the movie?
>>78432276
I asked myself "why isn't she using some famous movie critic's name", but then I realized there are no famous critics.
Uh, next page doesn't want to be uploaded
>>78432276
>Tarantino
WHAT ARE YOU FILMING FOR? STOP
again sorry for not finishing but family stuff got brought up
its kinda why i made the MEGA link
if there are any problems with it let me know
Siskel and Ebert?
![Serenity - 07 - [Asrial] - 005.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lxnjE8d.jpg "Serenity - 07 - [Asrial] - 005.jpg")
>>78432293
In the skipped page, Regi berates Sally and Derek explains it wasn't her idea
>>78432309
Ebert and Siskel?
>>78432338
No need to apologize. It's Christmas, family comes first.
>>78432334
It does that every year
I usually screencap it and put it on paint and re save it
![Serenity - 07 - [Asrial] - 006.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X8kcsBY.jpg "Serenity - 07 - [Asrial] - 006.jpg")
>>78432354
Don't worry dad, it was only really violent! Like the Bible!
>>78430018
This isn't River Tam
![Serenity - 07 - [Asrial] - 007.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4z7PD5Q.jpg "Serenity - 07 - [Asrial] - 007.jpg")
>>78432375
Kim, he's allowed to because he's not 12
>87.6% pure
How the hell, what am I even a virgin for
>>78432346
>>78432354
"famous" as in your average 16yo girl would know them like she knows of Spielberg or Tarantino
>>78432388
Hah.
>>78432375
>no sex, just violence
Well isn't that just great!
>>78432375
>No sex, just violence.
Ahh, America.
![Serenity - 07 - [Asrial] - 008.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JpLwsSt.jpg "Serenity - 07 - [Asrial] - 008.jpg")
>>78432401
>>78432401
>art film
That's code for porn.
>>78432401
>art film
So the pastor and his wife basically went to the theater to watch porn?
![Serenity - 07 - [Asrial] - 009.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FFaZOpP.jpg "Serenity - 07 - [Asrial] - 009.jpg")
>>78432426
Maybe I should use a really cool name when posting these
>>78432454
How about Ramiel? Fallen angel whose name means "thunder of God".
>>78432454
Like what? Sense of Serenity?
![Serenity - 07 - [Asrial] - 010.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sYfNSuS.jpg "Serenity - 07 - [Asrial] - 010.jpg")
>>78432454
