It's that time of the year again
Who is up for 750 pages of christian manga
lets get together and get real SAAAAAAAAAAD
downloads for those of you who cant finish the story
https://www.mediafire.com/#83b3owjxin4ed
Waiting for this. I have not read this.
reminder that eddie is the best boy
I mean it's kind of a low bar, but still
It's been a year already?
>>78424244
>>78424236
you are in for some shit
>>78424223
Weeeell, she is cute.
>>78424254
also for those who dont know
get ready for HELLO MY FELLOW CHILDEREN I AM A CHILD AS WELL tier dialog
Rad.
>>78424236
Hold on to your butt.
>>78424254
>saluting the flag after hanging it
Is this normal?
>>78424265
>>78424276
no
but only if you ARENT PATRIOTIC
>>78424240
Oh hell yeah, I've been looking forward to this! I think this is the forth time reading Christmas Serenity with /co/. You should put the name in the OP tho.
>>78424288
the dialog gets better i promise
>>78424265
Fashion's quite tame at the beginning
>>78424276
Saluting the flag after raising it is an acceptable alternative to clapping.
>>78424295
its not till the 3rd book i think that starts getting bad
i think thats the one where sally just decides to make everyone blind
>>78424305
SICK BURNS
>>78424305
>starts getting bad
That's one way of putting it. I'd rather call it amazing!
>>78424294
Well, it can't get worse
>>78424317
it still blows my mind that lori is white as fuck in the first comic
>>78424334
Serenity about to check some jabroni's into the smackdown hotel
>>78424334
so these kids wouldnt be in school
like i get the whole BAD KIDS NO RULES thing
but you literally are not allowed to not wear a shirt in school you'd be like fuckign expelled
also two finger
jesus the black kid is the only one who wears normal clothes
Hold on to your butts.
>>78424347
the writer is hip with the kids
kids dont use Os they use AWs in their words
>>78424357
I think kim and sally have been toking it up
>>78424366
so for all you new people
just let this page set the tone
Time once again for my third-favorite comic of all time.
>>78424374
Serenity is the only comic I know that can leap between hilariously bad, unintentionally creepy and genuinely affecting.
>>78424357
>whoops can't show that in a christian manga
i didn't sign up for this
this is a christian manga??
It've been waiting, thank you OP
Let's do this shit
Fuck, my weeb keeps bleeding through. I keep trying to read these backwards.
>>78424392
so its really unclear and i dont think many people notice but this is supposed to be a different day
>>78424357
>Whoops
Ah, a classic.
>>78424413
>>78424410
yes it is a christian manga
it gets weirder to
Hey, later in the day when we get more along, someone needs to post the emails and anon sent to the author. Very insightful and pretty cool really.
Is there a rule on edits? Post 'em when the appropriate time comes, or is this going to be a clean run?
>>78424413
>demin skirt with pockets
How come this never caught on irl?
>>78424428
and then lori is brown
>>78424432
That's always saved for the very end. Now shut up, you don't want to give newbies any idea what's coming.
>>78424428
Actually, scientist have proven cussing does make it feel better
>>78424438
>>78424432
usually posted at the end of the comic
>>78424435
a lot of people dont like it but honestly i dont really care
i don't think it effects the story time too much but as long as people arent spamming pics its fine by me
>>78424432
They along with reaction images, edits and other fun stuff is usually posted at the end of the comic.
>>78424457
YOUR CREATIVE THINKING IS WRONG
>>78424466
Who is ready for some privilege checking
>>78424475
this will be on the test
>>78424475
Get ready for THE DEVIL LADY vs TEH CLAW
>>78424489
to be fair serenity would probably end up writing some edgy teenage angsty poems so i dont know if i can fault him
>>78424513
I want to make a joke with peanut butter but i'm not clever enough
>>78424489
The rope climb in gym is a deep deep part of our culture as Americans. But I've NEVER had to do anything even close to it!
>>78424518
casual blasphemy sounds like a rad 90's band
>>78424522
We never climbed ropes in gym class, we always swung from them
>>78424518
Nigger
>>78424532
>>78424522
As a man who fears heights i'd say fuck that
even if i could climb it I'd be terrified to get down
>>78424522
we did it
but nobody ever really put any effort in except one or two guys
>>78424540
>cussing wont help
>cusses
>it helps
every time
>>78424552
eddie what are you doing
thats not how it works
eddie stop
>>78424518
Nigger
>>78424482
>WOMYN
Is this a thing for realsies
>>78424572
>>78424573
ITS BECAUSE IT DOESNT HAVE THE WORD MEN IN IT
shes actually a really likable charactrer in comparison to 90 percent of the cast
>>78424522
Euro here, we climbed ropes quite often.
>>78424223
YES
THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR IS HERE
****ING FINALLY, I LOVE YA ANON
>>78424581
Weebs, what does her top say?
>>78424552
> it isn't deck
Wh...what does that even mean?
>>78424294
You know that's a fucking lie.
>>78424590
I used to go to church youth groups
it was weird becuase for the first half hour we did basically easy work for the church that was basically arts and crafts then we got a half hour in a fucking arcade
our church had a god damn arcade in the basement
>>78424609
>arcade in the basement
sounds badass
>>78424552
>****
>COUNTER-ROTATING
>****
>PERPENDICULAR
>****
What did brown loli say?
>>78424615
yeah no one question the half naked teen with no shoes
i mean don't ask if she got kicked out or if she is having home troubles or anything
>>78424598
ancient version of dank
>>78424609
>our church had a god damn arcade in the basement
Sounds pretty awesome.
Tell us more.
>>78424609
>that billboard text
Couldn't spend 30 seconds properly aligning it to the art?
>>78424634
who wants more resonable questions with terrible answers
i think this one is okay but still
>>78424615
Big guy has a special steel chair because the green ones probably can't hold him
>>78424649
>>78424647
there wasnt enough time to align their eyes right in every panel
>>78424374
Só basically.. They will be Ned flanders
>>78424609
Sounds deck dawgz
>>78424662
>>78424650
dude is like the size of kingpin but with no muscle
>>78424649
hahaha her parents divorced lol
>>78424677
Thats bullshit and you know it
theres like 500 god damn rules that enforce the ten commandments
>>78424677
I didn't miss it! I'm so happy!!
>>78424707
its like that sears commercial
you know the one
>>78424406
>Serenity is the only comic I know that can leap between hilariously bad, unintentionally creepy and genuinely affecting.
100% right
>>78424721
What is the difference, if any, between a pastor and a priest?
>>78424729
bad puns are bad
unless you know they are bad
then they are fine
>>78424223
Could you re-up to something that's not mediafire? MF is doing some weird shit where it's trying to be hip and with it, but all it's doing is preventing me from downloading and pissing me off.
>tfw MF was king after Mega went down
>how far they have fallen
>>78424457
>>78424466
Fucking every panel in these two pages is super exploitable, every year I promise myself I'll start using those crops that usually get posted at the end of the whole story and I never do that
>>78424740
>>78424744
I can try in a little while
its a little difficult to do while story timing
>>78424691
Christian anarchism isn't as fun as it sounds.
>>78424755
>>78424750
page 22 looks like elite beat agents
>>78424761
This is how high school kids talk
all teenagers are douchbags
proven fact
>>78424572
And every time I lose my shit at mom's dress.
Truly a cherished tradition.
>>78424755
Why is there a fire drill happening before school?
>>78424223
>>78424223
Why they are all so cute?
Why it seems like western artists can't draw "manga"-style rightly?
It shouldn't be that hard.
>>78424786
>>78424788
I actually don't know
I want to say serenity set the alarm off to steal the money but they clearly say its a drill
>>78424804
>>78424800
This comic is particularly bad
although the artist got better and she has a deviant art and is a really good artist now I just dont remember her name
>>78424800
Because there is no "manga style" to get right.
>>78424662
>That's bullshit. My eyes are fine.
- Magneto
>>78424594
Seconding
>>78424788
Some schools have health&safety quota to check on all student training/equipment at least once a year.
>>78424817
i think its suppose to be a joke but that anti social poster is a real thing
>>78424740
sick foreshadowing
>>78424649
Divorce harms children, keeping two adults in a miserable destructive relationship with kids caught in the middle is MUCH better.
>>78424825
>>78424819
the question isnt about the drill its about when it occurs
its very very odd to have it set off before school
especially since kids are arriving after the fact
>>78424572
>when you can't decide which color a dress should be
>>78424839
>>78424828
orel turned out fantastic didnt he
>>78424662
>smug anime girl.png
>>78424699
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>78424775
>arrested
>for stealing 15 bucks
Would that really happen?
>>78424650
kekd
>>78424847
>>78424854
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>78424854
gotta crank up that dethklok
>>78424869
HELLO FELLOW CHILDEREN DO YOU LIKE VIDEO GAMES
>>78424755
Yeah, I realised after I made the post. Don't worry about it, I'll just try to keep up.
>>78424482
Geez....she is like my teacher on college.
Really, this Isn't a fucking strawman, they are like this
>>78424885
>>78424882
have you tried not being a white male?
>>78424878
can't argue with that logic
>>78424847
But he did, beyond all reason, though granted he did have a few reasonably decent role models.
>>78424895
>tfw no qt blue hair girl to lust over you
>>78424859
>be American
>go to school
>pledge allegiance to a piece of fabric
>escape daily shooting
>someone stole 15 dollars
>you get arrested
>police beat you and shoot you in prison
>wounds get treated
>200k dollars bill from hospital
Such is life in America.
>>78424909
>>78424905
thats kind of the point but his parents were not the reason for it
>>78424634
One of the most common tropes in christian fiction,the unbelieving character that never heard about Jesus or the Bible in their life, even if they live in a bible belt.
Every-single-time! in every christian film, TV series, whatever!
>>78424924
>>78424913
in my elementary school after we said the pledge we also had to sing one of 3 patriot songs
the only one i remember was the national anthem
its stupid and i hate it and that school was the only one to do it
>>78424738
Priest is for catholics, right? Pastor for protestants. Priests don't get married, but most pastors do or are allowed.
>>78424872
Buzz seems like he'd be awkward with kids.
>>78424895
I am hispanic.
But I become white every time that I have a different opinion there.
>>78424938
>>78424930
this isnt as generic as your average christian story
in fact its vastly different then most
>>78424947
10/10 buzz you know how to slut a girl
>>78424947
aw yeah here we go
>>78424954
>no exposed thong
5/10, see me after class.
>>78424960
his face in the last panel makes me laugh every time
>>78424909
Best girl: Serenity
Best boy: Eddie
Any questions?
>>78424786
>what-e-VAH
>>78424973
>My sin sense is tingling
>>78424999
how do you get a shower that cold
FUCK YES SERENITY!!!
>>78425008
this is the first panel i've seen where someone isnt wearing something stupid
So far this Isn't thaaaaat bad.
How old was the girl doing it? I think that the most strange thing is the sheer scale of this thing.
>>78424938
>green eagle t-shirt
Why
>>78424240
Yes, but who should win the Eddie Bowl?
>>78425008
If you believe in God, anything is possible!
>>78425021
>>78425022
Buzz the writer was like a middle aged man i think
i dont know about the artist i assume in her 20s
it gets weirder but its a genuinly good story that can hook you easily
>>78425021
MIL
L
N
>>78425026
Hey, Dave's here. How's your Christmas?
>>78425022
you mean the 40 year old man who did this?
this wasn't a webcomic thing this got published and everything
>>78425036
>>78425026
eddie deserves a nice caring womenwho is also probably a huge slut
>>78424973
>now that's what I call sinit doubles as an algebra joke too, I'm a comedy genius
>>78424975
kek
>>78425056
>>78425045
yeah I own two of the comics
someday i'll get the rest
>>78425041
Never miss it.
And pretty good. Kid loved the Lego Scooby Doo.
You?
>>78425056
That too
>>78424223
Oh boy, just met a girl that is basically the MC in real life.
We used to moderate a Gorillaz blog and talk about art. She was acute [\spoiler]
>>78424869
jesus christ, she really did steal it
>>78425067
You know people give kim a lot of shit but she is the only one who is really allowed to be a bitch to serenity
>>78425022
>How old was the girl doing it?
sweatingman.jpg
>>78425090
>>78425081
you know serenity seems like the type to listen to gorillaz and sport tank girl shirts
>>78425074
Pretty great, couple games and CDs, some blu-rays. Got lots of cash to waste on cigars now, too.
>>78424392
That last panel is actually kinda funny.
>>78424999
>she was barefoot the whole time
>again
Subtle fetishes?
>>78425090
This comic gives me emotions I used to feel when I went to youth group at my church.
Shit, I just woke up. Merry Christmas /co/.
>>78425102
>is it still stealting if i give it to someone else
I.. what?
are you retarded? yes its still stealing
>>78425045
OK, now I see. I thought it was a DA webcomic.
>>78425124
>>78425118
I wouldnt call it subtle
>>78425120
it doesnt get real bad till about book 4
you are in for some shit
>>78425138
>>78425135
I remember hearing Buzz wanted to do an all girl version of lord of the flies or something like that
its weird to see him go from this to somethign so boner enducing
bump so I can read later
>>78425138
Oh. This is the fifth time I'm reading it. Every year the feelings grt more intense.
>>78425138
They didn't draw the floor so it looks like she's climbing out of the window
>>78425138
Man, I'm not even a footfag and I'm liking Serenity's barefoot habit. This fucking site ruins all of us in the end.
>>78425104
Awesome.
Hope this storytime has a good turn out.
>>78425124
>is it still stealing if I give the money to somebody else?
Naaaah, you go Robin Hood!
>>78425183
>blacky's backpack
Jesus fuck where do you get a backpack that size and why do you need it for school
>>78425160
Be fucking thankful that feet is all that your into.
>>78425192
dat hank venture face
>>78424738
>between a pastor and a priest?
>Pastor
Protestant, Evangelic, Baptist, etc. Can marry and have children.They actually are encouraged to have a wife and children since they must be the example of what a family must be to their community.
>Priest
Catholic, Orthodox. Can't marry, must remain celibate all their life because of reasons and because they are supposed to be" married" to the church.[I was raised catholic, but it's hard to explain it in a short post, just search for it if you want to know more]
>>78425200
I'm an armpitfag, which gets even more disdain than feet.
>>78425202
>herself
>implying
I mean, yeah it was Serenity but you gotta assume innocent until proven otherwise
>>78425202
so thats the end of the first book
9 left to go
also this is the back cover which im posting to remind everyone that stan lee supports the horrors of christian high school
>>78425210
Hairy or shaven?
>>78425090
>There is no God here. Just me.
>>78425202
Holy shit! That is hank
>>78425183
>licking garbage fingers
Yuck.
alright gimme a couple of minutes and i'll continue
>>78425222
Both are fine in my book.
>>78425219
>"Manga from Heaven" tm
>>78425124
This isn't what Robin Hood taught me
And why does the pizza need to be cold?
>>78425235
Please don't take too long.
>>78425235
Was Melody Carlson reading the same book as us?
>>78425238
Neat. Do you mind the smell?
>>78425219
>5'0 and 98 pounds
Holy fuck that's tiny.
>>78425210
Better than guro. Fuck me.
>>78425250
Hey, it's only 17 bucks, warm ones cost extra
POST THE SERENITY SCREENCAP
I KNOW SOMEONE HAS IT
>>78425235
OKAY lets get back to this
>>78425250
pizza is better a day later
>>78425257
Smell does nothing for me, and I don't understand people who like it.
>>78425275
What?
>>78425279
>>78425275
as long as it isnt the email
thats to be posted at the end
>>78425279
IT WAS ME LORI
>>78425282
Haha. I guess it's a primal thing like smelling your mate's scent.
>>78425279
Fuck yes day old pizza.
OK guys.
Let's be realistic here.
Who here would like to cuddle with Serenity?
>>78425304
>fishnet shirt made out of belts
did nomura design this
>>78425188
That poor excuse for a door
>>78425317
>>78425316lori would
>>78425316
Hospice taught me to stay the fuck away from damaged girls.
>>78425316
who wouldn't?
>>78425327
>>78425329
dating a damaged girl taught me to stay away from damaged girls
>>78425216
yeah, i don't know what the author wanted to show. Perhaps that atheists are generally bad people.
>>78425282
I'm not an armpit fetishist but I find smell amazing. Sleeping in the same bed as someone and then breathing in their smell in the morning, I have serious problems with controlling myself.
>>78424825
>I'm a fellow children like you, I understand those loud punk bands like Metallica are the cool vibrations children listen today
>>78425338
RAPE IS CHRISTIAN SALLY
>>78425347
Sally looks like shes about to pull out her stand in that bottom left panel
>>78425316
Who wouldn't?
>>78425219
>that Stan Lee quote
I lost count of the years I've been reading this and I managed to miss it everytime. Truly a gift that keps on giving.
Is there any porn in this? Otherwise I won't bother. This looks super boring
>>78425297
>>78425304
what the fuck? they are just randomly testing her?
>>78425365
Welcome to Serenity.
>>78425353
>>78425365
yeah thats how random drug tests work
>>78425364
yes
its not as boring as it seems you just have to read a bit into it to get invested
>>78425365
Probably has to do with her Parole
>>78425353
>black femaling you
LOL
>>78425382
420 blaze it fagit
>>78425353
>attending prayer club that day was like wearing a big "guilty" sign
it's not, and she wasn't the only one there.
>>78425404
Buttsex
>>78425397
I want Serenity wear the striped socks. It's christmas after all!
>>78425364
>Is there any porn in this
It's a christian manga, Anon.
Give it a chance though.
Serenity storytime is one of /co/'s most cherished traditions for a reason.
>>78425412
so if serenity is 5'0(ish) doesnt that mean eddie is like a fucking basketball star
