Cringe thread
>>7814949
this gets me every time
>>7814964
welcome
>>7814949
You triggered me
>>7814956
Juicy.
>>7814949
Whatever fucking happens in the first shot is used
>>7814949
More like YLYL THREAD LOLOLOLOLOL
LMAO AYYYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk66RvZj0Zw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxeMssCO0LM
>>7814949
.... is the oil not even to temp? Shit looks like its cold
>>7815792
what latin american hellhold is this?
>>7815792
I'd eat it
>>7815792
>endlesspain.webm
it just doesnt end, how do you even come up with that "recipe"
>>7814949
Looks like the motherfucker is putting it in cold water.
>>7814949
jesus
Don't you people ever get tired of reposting the same jack webms ever single thread?
>>7816381
here have a still shot
>>7815801
Holy shit. the eggs I made when I was a child looked better than that
>>7814956
What does he actually say during this bit? Does he address the blood clot or the fact that the chicken is clearly undercooked or does he just bullshit about how juicy or perfect it is or something like that?
>>7815801
How do you even make eggs that look like this? It is a first attempt at trying to poach them or something?
What is up with that frying pan anyways does it have VTEC
>>7816422
>cell phone in the used meat trays
every fucking time
>>7815065
What's up with his eye
Is his body just a pestilent, writhing host for all the food borne illnesses he creates?
>>7814949
The most triggering part of this is him setting the entire corn dog into lukewarm oil.
>>7816446
looks poached then fried
>>7815792
>That'll be $7 plus tip! ;^)
>>7816445
he actually says that it's totally fine to eat the piece he cut off but he's going to nuke the rest of the chicken.
>>7816445
He notes the blood but then says pop it in the microwave for 15 secs should be good
>>7816491
Is that chocolate? It looks like some kind of jam or something out of an AVGN skit
>>7816503
it's Jack's stool post-Salmonella poisoning
>>7816505
I can't stop laughing at the slices of celery still on the knife. Just fucking why
Someone should make a webm of his sharp knives. Protip: they are as sharp as jack.
@4:45
https://youtu.be/aECRJwBS9eM?t=285
>>7816487
It doesn't feel like america to me, more like a mexico thing
>>7816519
haha what the fugg
also of course he likes chef
>>7814949
I was chuckling the whole time and when the oil didn't react to whatever that is he's putting I burst out laughing. This shit is golden.
Is he trying to make a sausage in some kind of batter?
>>7816468
I'm fine you...gay!
>>7816491
I'm actually shocked that jack can't even make a chocolate frosting. In this moment I lost all hopes for this human being.
It's such a fucking shame you guys don't understand this language. He's fucking golden. I guess I'm gonna do subtitles and upload it on youtube. Basically this guy was on a national television showing white trash how to cook for just a few bucks.
Here he's presenting his take on tomato sauce, which he makes outta tomato juice.
Starts at 0:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx4ZcvwgGZc&index=12&list=PLBTROWYl_2_R0ihywAGIjxDa7hrOpzWso
>>7816382
autists find repetition soothing
>>7816505
why are they black?
>>7816505
He could at least throw these buns in a pan for a few seconds. Or use onions which aren't burned. The meat is fine, tho.
>>7816621
Here he makes white bread sushi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKu_aP7T9Dk&list=PLBTROWYl_2_R0ihywAGIjxDa7hrOpzWso&index=37
>>7816636
Here he makes chicken "cake".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmoT1Wy1dGc&list=PLBTROWYl_2_R0ihywAGIjxDa7hrOpzWso&index=36
>>7816624
He cooked the celery in balsamic vinegar
>>7816643
God damn, Czechia.
>>7816636
That's actually kind of cool
>>7816694
Seriously? I don't know if it's the heat but it genuinely made me want to puke.
>>7816686
Also this guy's omellete is pretty based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOhfJT9AJWk
>mfw I just realized the knobs on my oven are switched
No wonder my cakes have been coming out raw and burnt
>>7816701
It's just a sandwich presented in a novel manner.
>>7816708
TRIGGERED
>>7816708
what is he doing why is he putting flour in his eggs
>>7815792
i fucking hate this country and the retards that should have been executed when the spanish conquerors discovered this shithole
>>7816815
i fuckin know it was latin america
>>7816381
>pouring ketchup onto of your cup of fries
I gagged
>>7817312
It's not a bad idea, just poor execution.
>>7814949
God damn mouth breather in the kitchen.
>>7816505
>>7816517
Ok, imagine Jack going to the bathroom, he takes massive sticky dump, you think he wipes extra good or are there a few feces particles still up in there, never mind dingleberrie stuck on his ass hairs, do you think this even phases him or he just pulls up his boxers and goes about his day.
>>7817331
Do you think he can even wipe without an extension arm?
>>7817336
Man, can you imagine him hobbling about trying to wipe? He has limited range of motion, his moobs severely limit his arms, you're right, there's no way he can wipe.
Rate my pizza.
>>7815792
Why open the bag like that?
>>7817312
Do people actually put onion strings into pasta? Is that a thing?
I love putting cherry tomatoes and basil leaves into pasta with olive oil and parmesan but I always fry the tomatoes and other vegetables separately and I've never considered using onions. The only time I use onions for pasta is grating them into tomato sauce before simmering it
>>7817430
why did you throw up on your za?
>>7817430
mandarin oranges?
god almighty
>>7817430
Fuck off, Nuke
>>7816519
>>7817614
also
>>7817618
The man is a fucking dumb ape
>>7817614
KEK is that a butter knife?
>>7816448
Please stay honda boi, im lonely
>>7817773
I think its a paring knife.
>>7815750
these are great
He's such a fucking tool
>>7817618
>teleports behind you
>>7814956
Who fucking cuts that open and thinks, "MMM! Perfect!" Is he retarded?
>>7818062
>is he retarded?
Is this your first Ja/ck/ video, anon-kun?
>>7815801
>split scrotum, "toast" and cold "cheese"
no thanks I'd rather have some 'go 'za
>>7817996
what a fucking boob
Not quite cringe but rage:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2612533/Obama-ate-HALF-pricey-dinner-worlds-best-sushi-restaurant.html
>>7815065
he got dat Chaise's load in his eyes?
>>7815801
>>7818064
No, I'm just in constant shock that someone can be that fucking dumb.
>>7816643
fantastic bombastic
>>7816422
Grill Grate even asked him if he read the directions and he said, "no, why would I do that?"
>>7817312
What's wrong with this?
>>7818290
Its not cooking and is 50% onion
>>7817996
That was the Valentine's day dinner episode, wasn't it?
The food he's trying to get your Valentine's Day date would cause her to focus more on not farting than enjoying the date
>>7818301
One of the comments in the video is from a women that said she would dump anyone who presented her with that food
>>7818307
Holy shit lol. I distinctly remember that comment for some reason.
>>7818293
It just looks like he's trying to make it like pho.
>>7818319
Oh shit, you just reminded me of his pho video, I'll try to make a webm for it..
It's awful but I don't know if it'll show through in a webm easily
>>7817996
This is painful
>>7815149
I like pizza
I like it a lot
>>7818449
What the fuck is this
What do you think Tammy's puss tastes like?
>>7818487
BLACKED
>>7818487
Hot garbage
>>7818487
it's the best puss you'll ever taste
>>7818487
>>7818487
raw chicken
>>7818551
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>7818719
>newfag
>>7817996
What's wrong with it? It looks pretty good.
>>7818869
>>7817331
>do you think this even phases him or he just pulls up his boxers and goes about his day.
he doesnt wipe
or wash his hands
>>7818047
If only there was some kind of tool that would let him easily pick up that piece of fish to flip it over
>>7818064
Different anon, but yes, it is, for me. Haven't lurked /ck/ in ages. What's the deal with this guy? Why is he allowed to have his own cooking show? The hell is going on?
>>7818475
non-newtonian batter
delicious!
>>7818905
Anyone can make their own cooking show on Youtube
>>7818907
How did he do this
>>7818905
He is allowed to have a cooking show because he cooks everything to perfection.
>>7818441
What exactly is the problem here?
>>7818930
lots and lots of cornstarch
>>7818941
WHY IS EVERYTHING HE POST UNDERCOOKED? I MEAN I'M NO GREAT COOK BUT FUCK WHY IS EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES SO AWFUL?!
>>7819039
I think he's more afraid of it becoming dry and wasting the meat. He just doesn't seem to able to have the ability to learn how long a meat should be cooked depending on its thickness.
>>7818719
thats Jacks famous Bean salad
>>7818953
Sweet lord, just massive pig slop. Fat tard gotta get its calories.
>>7818487
I would say an overwhelming smell of shit, onions and burnt rubber. Just think, anal leakage all day, due to eating out all the time and sampling Jack's pig slop.
>>7818475
A fat idiot who can't do anything right.
>>7817996
What's the use, why even bother? The way this fat idiot presents the filling tub, his brain lit up like a pinball machine thinking about all that sugar and fat.
>>7818301
In all honesty, a good % of the population would fart and get the runs.
>>7818719
Upset stomach, gas and the runs, that's what.
>>7818905
King Ja/ck/ is the DSP of cooking and god emperor of /ck/
>>7817618
Fucking gold
I threw up you fucking assholes I wasn't ready for this. It's 2am and I'm wide awake bc now my stomach is growling bc I expelled lining and all. You guys are cunts. Tho I did have a laugh when he cut the pineapple and it did a 10 second zoom on his face and then defocused.
>>7815792
What the fuck do they scoop on from the pot?
>>7818202
I don't think he CAN read, honestly
>>7819300
He can read.. just not well and I don't think he can write above a 4th grade level
>>7819300
Who is this man of which I hate every with fiber of my being?
>>7819320
King Ja/ck/
Anyone have the video where he takes his family out to an asian restaurant?
>>7819300
umm reading is for dumb dumbs
>>7819334
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2klcW1kZh8
>>7816381
This picture makes me utterly sad. The kid clearly has autism or is mentally retarded. At least he'll have the immune system of a god
>>7819338
No, not that one, he brought his whole family along with him
So is all of this shit just satire? I mean no one could possibly think a chicken so undercooked that it still bleeds when stabbed is in anyway fit for consumption, right?
>>7819345
Was there another family with them?
>>7819338
I think he means the one where he ridiculed the waiters.
>>7819364
This one then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igHTDpOOOY4
Anyone have non-newtonian chicken?
>>7819367
It's worse than what I remember
>>7819367
Yea this is it, thanks anon
>>7819312
does he make that jerky himself?
I almost want to buy it so I can give it to my neighbors so they die
>>7819384
Despite how horrible this looks, I've always wanted to try it.
>>7817449
I do it, but like you I cook it on the side in some oil like the other veggies before tossing it into the rest of the mix.
Also, cherry tomatoes + basil with pasta = good taste
>>7816460
I was triggered, hoped someone else saw
>>7819367
>eats $70 worth of food
>goes right to a food truck afterwards
>>7819312
all four have teriyaki sauce in them
hmmmm
>>7818441
what's he cooking here? i though he was about to fuck up french onion soup but then the meat came in
>>7819408
It'll be flavorless sludge. Aunt Myrna must have been brain-damaged
>>7819312
its kinda funny that for the "A" in teriyaki he used the kanji 太 which is used for things like plump, thick, big around etc
>>7819433
actually the tenten in the bottom is going the wrong way but what can u expect
Ugh...could y'all please just stop Jackshaming, duh?
So is Jack the only cringe that /ck/ has to offer?
I'm disappointed
>>7818106
What is satire and it's subgenre cringe humor?
>>7819449
Well there used to be another...
>>7819445
Jack should open his own restaurant / food truck
If the food safety inspectors visited they'd just start screaming and open fire
>>7819456
They couldn't call anyone unless they want to grab a used meat tray
>>7819341
That are maybe high off his ass
>>7819433
Fucking pathetic weeaboo piece of shit
>>7819452
.....go on
>>7815792
god white people are so disgusting
>>7819484
pent up autistic projection
jokes on u i am japanese
>>7818719
food bruh
>>7819338
THis whole video is perfect ja/ck/ material
absolutely hilarious
>>7819338
2.55 he realizes it is better than anything he has ever made
>>7815792
it was fine until the fucking mayo and ketchup.
that's just fucking obscene.
>>7816595
clearly corn dogs
>>7819367
>looking at me like i was speaking...english or something
kek, Jack is on good form in this video
>retards STILL believing Jack doesn't know exactly what he's doing
He's the DSP of cooking, pretending to be retarded for views and money.
And you fuckers actually fall for it and helped giving him internet fame. Fucking retards.
>>7819484
>speaking japanese
>weeaboo
???????
>>7819712
How many times do we have to go over this? The guy has legitimate fans and they are his core audience and give him the overwhelming majority of his views. The shitposters from 4chan are literally a drop in the bucket
>>7817312
not very cringe
>>7817449
>Do people actually put onion strings into pasta? Is that a thing?
I'm sure it depends on the dish.
>>7818449
this is just kinda disturbing
>>7815792
Do we know what the two things she gets from the stove are? I see:
Cup of noodles
Doritos
Chili powder
lime juice
cheese curds???
shredded cheese
crema
hot sauce
other hot sauce
sriracha mayo
more lime juice
liquid cheese???
>>7816505
Holy fuck the black spots are onions? I thought it was barbecue sauce.
>>7816621
Actually looks pretty good!
What fucking language is that though?
>>7819968
czech
>>7819452
Did he finally die?
>>7819910
isn't that caramelised celery?
>>7818931
Was he aiming for Blue Rare
>>7819445
The way that dude eats I'm guessing that his shits are so fucking bad anyways that he cant even tell when he's got food poisoning.
>>7817618
That fucking ending though, top kek
>>7818719
Salad
>>7818078
what episode is this? I feel like punching him so hard
>>7820178
The one where he reviews onion goggles
>>7818941
the meat was too big, he actually went back to the store to buy smaller ones
>>7818487
garbage stew
>>7818931
>squishes and destroys buns
>knife on ceramic plate
>that juice dripping
>unmelted cheese
>raw
>>7820201
god that video makes me anxious as fuck. I didn't expect her to make it through with all of her fingers.
>>7819487
This is Mexican, bro. No white person puts two whole limes on corn chips.
It's like some hyperadvanced version of tostilocos.
>>7817452
that's the part that bothers me the most, oddly.
>>7819866
Probably just corn.
>>7819712
Are you saying DSP meant to stream himself masturbating?
>>7820202
Its not even minced up
watch a dumb bimbo burn and under/overcook everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT5a_2B8LAg&ab_channel=Kalel
i don't mind the fact she eats shit food, i mind supporters in the comments
>>7816468
>What's up with his eye
The guy loves cum on his face, anon.
>>7820950
V slicer with no hand guard AAAAAAA
>>7820950
Was she the one dating the streamer and fucked off after she got more popular?
>>7819866
Hominy or something? I'm detecting a Mexican theme
>>7820139
That's my thinking too, he wouldn't notice food poisoning. I bet he defecates greasy rocks first and then just liquid. There's no way he doesn't have anal leakage, just imagine how much fun it is washing his panties, the skid marks must be a marvel to behold.
>>7819456
Man, that would be something to see, Jack going into a tard rage hobbling out a food truck and chasing inspectors around, cops called in, he gets tazed and all the black disgusting stuff in his intestines just unleash.
does anyone here eat soul food?
>>7821022
what the fuck is that carrots, chicken skin and spinach
>>7821029
Chitterlings are intestines anon
>>7821029
chitterlings, which are pork intestines
I gotta have my protein
>>7821041
Dear god.
>>7821041
I bet the daily RDA % for cholesterol is in the five digit range in that
>>7819452
I am fucking counting the days until that fat, talentless, worthless piece of shit joeysworldtour finally has a fatal heart attack. Every fucking time he uploads a video I immediately downvote it and smile :)
He gets one step closer to death every fucking time he makes a video, which is ironically the only way that inbred mule could make enough money to eat in the first place. People just point and laugh at the fat man eating fast food and acting like a literal retard. He is a fucking talentless human garbage dump that will soon get what's coming to him when he finds himself in hell and is only allowed to eat lettuce for the rest of eternity
I'd end him myself if he wasn't so close to doing it himself.
>>7821041
is this Hannibal Lecter's meal?
>>7815149
That is a wealthy man
>>7819367
This is humiliating to watch
anyone got the link for the video for the homemade italian tomato sauce whre she uses way to much oil and garlic?
>>7821065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU
>>7816491
It looks like a poorly mixed, raw, box cake batter.
>>7821065
>>7821072
thanks just found it as a webm
http://boards.4chan.org/wsg/thread
>>7819367
What the fuck is wrong with that music
food of juggalos
>>7821094
whoop woop looks good
>>7814956
J O O S Y
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>>7815801
>YOU AINT FROM CINCINNATI IF NEVER HAD THIS
>>7820181
I see no problem here. Spaghetti with all the convenience of a taco.
>>7816474
.... no shit
>>7821058
STOP
>>7818930
cornstarch and water
>>7821118
Is this a tapeworm infested intestine?
>>7820201
Where is that video from? Google is giving me nothing...
>>7820201
a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUkl5MCOX9c
>>7821049
>>7821118
What's wrong with pea shoots?
>>7816947
Actually I feel like it's the Philippines, which would explain all the Asian flavors in there.
>>7819674
That was sour cream and hot sauce bro.
>>7821281
>Do you get sick on meant?
>Oh, very.
These kinds of people are why no one takes that sort of thing seriously.
>>7817618
>arthur_dayne.webm
>>7815792
What gets me is how anal she is about opening the bag of doritos.
>cutting open the bag with scissors
>along the fucking side
>dispersing individual pieces with tongs
>>7818931
Ok, so I don't visit /ck/ that much, but there's no way in hell that guy's video's are not meant to be ironic.
