Post em
>>1152039
Is he trying to kill the kid?
>>1152053
Maybe
>>1152053
just his acting career. that movie blows.
>>1152107
That fucking omurice ninja
>>1152124
What do you think sandwiches like that cost?
>>1152039
do Ameribongs actually believe this is cheese?
or grilling, for that matter
ITT:
Way too much effort put into preparing food that's gonna be turned into feces.
Just give me some food that tastes good, I don't need a fucking art exhibit.
>>1152342
The stuff he used isn't the "Cheese" stuff you are talking about
>>1152039
Maybe I'm just uncultured swine, but I still kind of prefer regular velveeta or kraft singles based grilled cheese.
>>1152039
I threw up a little
>>1152311
What sandwiches?
>>1152013
Gore > Porn
>>1152575
The one in OP's post looks like chocolate mousse. The other, no idea.
>>1152520
That fucking knife...you couldn't even kill her with it.
>>1152575
The other is a fancy petit gâteau.
>>1152342
Did brexit suddenly make you retarded?
That wasn't processed cheese he was using
>>1152039
Since when is a greasy toast with a few slices of chese a culinary experience? Next time i open a can of tuna I'll think im gonna give myself a Michelin star
>>1152958
whats the fucking point of the white chocolate ball when it would just melt immediately like that?
>>1152996
AESTHETICS
>>1152996
It's the presentation of it you fucking pleb.
>>1152996
Half of what makes good food good is the presentation.
>>1153012
At least this one was a presentation, the other one was just dumping hot chocolate onto it
>>1153057
>not appreciating culinary foreplay
>>1152039
fat fat fat and more fat.
with a little bit of fat
>>1152996
It's still there affecting the taste. It's melted, not annihilated.
>>1153057
>filthy degenerate uncultured swine
>calls others niggers
Oh the ironing.
>>1152520
source
>>1153104
As there's already complains about the grilled cheese, i think i should mention:
How does anyone enjoy canned pineapple?
Fresh pineapple is incredible and can be used for a lot of creative presentations.
And i'm not talking about the small ones here. Big, juicy and sweet pineapples.
>>1153064
Is that what you call having grass on the plate? Sure, it looks like a lotus opening, but what's to the flavor? All you have is white chocolate slices and a pastry in the middle. The other has mixed flavors, colors, textures, and temperatures.
>>1153133
Liking flashy better than substance, pretty niggerish to me.
>>1153196
your average american meal
>>1153240
You say that like it's an insult
>>1153076
Amazing
>>1153196
>Liking flashy better than substance
It's not lacking substance you fucking double nigger. It's just adding a "show" to go along with the tasty meal.
You'd recognize what that adds to a meal if you weren't a fucking uncultured swine.
>>1153240
Stop projecting, chunky.
>>1153153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ
>>1153399
They both have the same "show", except one is sterile and unappetizing, while the other is chocolaty goodness.
>fucking double nigger
You sound like your mom last night.
...Nice dub dubs.
Moo
>>1152958
Hnnnng
![Maxing your crafting skills [Omurice].webm](https://i.imgur.com/D0KjDzK.jpg "Maxing your crafting skills [Omurice].webm")
>>1152305
>thinking hes based
get fucking good scrub
>>1153694
That looks interesting
Omelet on seasoned rice?
>>1153695
essentially
though the conventional method is what was posted early in the thread. this nigga makes a bubble of egg and cuts it on top of the rice instead
>>1153694
>half cooked eggs on rice
do japs have a problem with cooking there food?
Forcing An Egg To Take A Shower: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMCLi4jtw_E
>>1152120
these always taste like shit
>>1153240
Honestly im drooling watching that video.
It looks bretty gud
>>1152039
chef was the best
>>1153195
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
>itt: fat fucks trying to convince people that all they drink is water and all they eat is celery
>>1153705
Not as much as you having problems width grammer
>>1152520
>home made
>cans from a store
ok
>>1153240
at least we can afford food
>>1154532
cheese and sodium overdose. ew
>>1154083
>width
>>1153153
Contadina
>>1153076
hnnnnnnnnngg
>>1152575
Top one is just mousse, second one seems to be an open topped lava cake with a round of chocolate on top, then hot melted chocolate to break through.
>>1154617
Oh that looks perfectly cooked
>>1153076
idk why but this fucking webm rustles my jimmies so fucking hard.
>>1154648
It's just funny when people complain and say that the redness is blood and that it's undercooked.
>>1152039
>trying to act all pretentious about making a cheese toastie
>putting plastic "cheese" in the bread
>transferring to a plate then immediately putting in on the chopping board - why?
>>1154815
Why. Fucking why
>>1154815
that's the most californian shit i've ever seen
disgusting
>>1154815
why the fuck was there so much lime juice now everything is going to be even more soggy
>>1153196
>presentation and quality are mutually exclusive
This is how dumb you sound
>>1154815
That is Mexican.
North Mexican to be exact.
>>1153195
because unless you want to try and be a elitist fag. canned vs fresh nothing is different, guess what the canned pineapples are from REAL PINEAPPLES HOLY SHIT SDLGJAKSFJGSKGFSKBNF
>>1154565
As an autist, I'm no expert on the subject of humor but I think he was mocking you
>>1154789
I agree with the pretentious stuff totally but
>transferring to a plate then immediatly putting in on the chopping board
how do you suppose he move it to the chopping board? Are you fucking retarded?
>>1153196
Austin?
>>1153406
how did you get this?
>>1153196
get rid of those nasty ass vegetables and you have a deal
testing
>>1155271
Gonna need some sauce for that.
>>1155000
Lo mismo pensaba
>>1155409
I feel physically repulsed
It looks worse than hair cake
>>1154532
>how to deliciously kill yourself
>>1155409
do americans really do this?
>>1153196
Oh my fucking God I'm moving to America
>>1155498
Why the fuck did I get a half-chub from this
>>1155269
Subhuman trash.
>>1155532
you know why :^)
>>1155532
boob cakes
>>1155541
i bet japs invented that stupid shit
>>1155544
I forgot that throwing shrimp in a fire for .1 seconds fully cooks it...
>>1155409
I started vomitting after she added milk
kill yourself fat shit
>>1155578
more pls
>>1155535
Seriously?
>>1154617
Shit man, why do I even watch vids like these? I've gotta be vegetarian for health reasons and fuck that steak looks goddamn perfect
>>1155581
Maybe the fire is that of close to the sun or something
>>1154789
>plastic cheese
are you retarded, thats not processed cheese, that's cheddar
I'm pretty sure im the healthiest and most fit person in this thread and I think most of the stuff in this thread looks delicious.
Yall need to live a little.
>>1155581
it's super hot!
>>1152342
"American cheese" isn't real cheese, but you can tell that's not American cheese right?
>>1154815
I legit got a boner from watching this. I don't know why.
>>1153196
This food is cancer
>>1155503
i sure as hell don't
>>1155641
FOUND THE VEGAN
>>1155646
dumb fat bitch crying over an Artichoke baka
>>1155535
LMFAO
>>1153196
This amount of meat I wouldn't probably eat even in three months.
God I hate America.
>>1154617
I can tell by all the poking and prodding that this is chef john
>>1153104
Desert is right. There's a desert of any actual culinary art there.
>>1155579
I'm not certain but it looks like a Korean channel that I watch sometimes. It's a woman that makes a bunch of miniature things and cooks other mini things too like donuts. I don't know about you but I'd say it's pretty impressive and creative.
>>1155667
That's not an artichoke. That's a Brussel sprout.
>>1152996
are you autistic? just asking.
>>1153195
wow, what a fag.
>>1154532
AMERICA, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
>>1154815
What the fucking fuck
>>1152994
He's a single dad making grilled cheese for his son, the point is to contrast his roles as father and chef. He's doing something completely ordinarily, but in a very odd way. And you do need to butter the bread for a proper grilled cheese, it's not really that greasy.
>>1155674
how does people eating more meat than you rustle your jimmies and make you hate america, especially when it's either a menu demonstration or a group platter?
>>1155581
Made me laugh a lot my friend.
>>1154046
Summerfag detected
>>1153694
Every time, I think this looks like something out of The Thing or Alien
>>1155681
>and a shake of cayenne
>>1155503
Yeah it's a classic American dish. My dad makes it at every thanksgiving. When he pulls it out of the oven we all start whooping and clapping while shouting "TA-CO CASS-ER-OLE" to the beat of the claps.
Who the fuck cares about food presentation except rich snob fucks that think they're superior just because their food is styled differently.
>>1156462
even I, a poor anon, put some effort in making my food look good. because I'm fucking cooking it and dont want the result to be edible slop
>>1156478
It doesn't have to look like sloppy Joe, but spending 20000 hours on presentation with melting chocolate spheres revealing half a brownie-piece is just unfathomable.
>>1155578
this kills the lobster
>>1156540
i don't believe you
>>1156485
not everyone is an uncultured underclass shitstain like you, though
>>1156462
This is why we can't have nice things.
>>1155231
I shitpost on /ck/ for a living
>>1155629
yurotrash on this site believe that kraft singles are the only thing available here
>>1156422
he's an underage yuro
>>1152124
I love shit like this.
>>1155541
>Butter after the syrup
>>1154046
are you 12?
>>1155622
that is the most vile shit i have ever seen
please tell me its dead
>>1156826
It's dead.
>>1153694
looks like he's slicing open a bag of vomit ontop of a pile of brains
>>1156826
It's dead, the twitching is cause by the eel's nervous system react to the heat
>>1154560
we think alike
>>1155535
her reaction, jesus christ. but brussels sprout tho
>>1156930
Brussels sprouts are good, though. That bitch has just been living on cheesy potatoes for thirty years.
>>1155409
Whenever the portions are "the entire bag/can/container" you know you're about to have a good time.
>>1153697
The second one posted is the easier method if anything. He makes a pretty basic French omelet then slices it so it opens on top of the rice
>>1156440
sauce?
>>1155498
i want to fuck that cake
>>1154588
Seriously underrated post
>>1153076
the lemon was in the wrong fucking direction when it was juiced. piece of shit webm
>>1155409
I threw up when I saw her hands and nails.
People are disgusting in this country.
>>1157113
Anita Sarkeesian
The pinnacle of highest quality. You've made it, sport!
>>1156826
Its dead.
After being cooked for 15 minutes anyways
>>1156826
Well, it's missing it's head. Does that count as dead?
>>1154815
I don't think I would try that even if they paid me.
>>1153196
I'd be happier if the outside of that meat wasn't scorched like that. What's the purpose of that?
>>1156443
That's not steak. You can't eat that. He's gonna die, quite painfully.
>>1156451
How do you eat that? What fuck this is!?
>>1154588
loled
>>1157718
i cant really tell but i think it's something similar to this http://allrecipes.com/recipe/20852/taco-in-a-bag/
>>1156698
american chees at its top quality is still shit compared to Italian or French cheese (I have to say even southern England ha some good cheese tho)
>>1153406
this is so wrong in so many ways...and I'm Italian
>>1157717
it's still venison, so he'll be just fine
>>1157113
Stoya
>>1156440
I can tell by all the poking and prodding that this is chef john
>>1154815
just when you think there is already enough sauce/condiments/whateverthefuck, it just keeps going
>>1157807
Thanks, mate
>>1153069
you know you'd eat it queer.
>>1157705
it's not really scorched real BBQ is a very very slow process, the smoke ring is a sign of it being done right.
>>1153104
this is kind of how i imagine rachel cooking the trifle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G08pqAaJi5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id0duLjvbOg
>>1155409
Well, that's one way to an hero I guess.
>>1156826
>please tell me its dead
Of course.
But as long as the nerves get SOME energy from something, they will mother fucking comply.
>>1154083
>GrammEr
>width
Someone please make a webm out of this, this whole channel is a goldmine desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMjTr2vLKzY
>>1155581
They're Asians, they don't believe in eating stuff that's fully cooked
>>1155581
Don't be an idiot. That is handcrafted artisan fire from the heart of the rising sun.
It's been folded over 10000 times.
>>1157718
Dorilocos. Fucking disgusting. Never tried, never will.
>>1155544
Didn't the Mythbusters do an entire episode about this?
>>1155498
THICC
>>1152520
> this is how you trigger the /ck/
>>1154532
Man this would make me break out with 20 cysts.
>>1153705
Lol'd. honestly that egg consistency looks rly bad. Looks like it would give me a stomache ache
>>1152520
I laughed when she was cutting that onion. Imagine how shit your life must have been if she was your mom and cooked for you.
>>1155535
>cheesy potatoes
>>1157718
Looks like taco in a bag.
I'm not sure if they do anymore, but my school used to serve it 3-4 times a month for lunch.
You can either try your best to dig around with a fork and watch everything fall off the doritos or the messy way of reaching in with your hand and digging out the chips and using everything else as dip.
In my experience the best way was to first use the latter then the former as the some ingredients, they put a scope of hot ground beef in at my school, causes the doritos on the bottom to get soggy.
>>1158762
>he doesn't put a raw egg into a bowl of steaming hot rice before eating it
>he's never had carbonara
>he's never had dippy eggs
If it's hot enough to kill bacteria, it's safe.
>>1158944
Not that any of that matters.
>>1157717
For you
>>1152520
WHO THJE FUCK DOES THAT TO GARLIC IS THIS WOMAN RETARDED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1155498
brehs....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-5VjDnevTY
>>1159033
If it wasn't for the fact that her channel's been cleared out my first guess (and hope) would be that it's some sort of satire. But the empty channel pretty much confirms that it is genuine stupidity, paired with the resulting humiliation once the internet passed its judgement.
>>1155578
OH FUCK i reacted way harder to this than any of the numerous actual human beheadings I've seen lately
>>1157855
underrated
>>1153240
I wish
>>1156438
SNL Sketch
https://vimeo.com/90127834
>>1152124
Where do I go to learn to make overpriced treats like this?
>>1154532
Id eat it if it was 'go' style.
>>1152520
someone followed the recipe and it was 50% oil 50% salty tomato sauce
>>1153196
>Burned on the outside
>bloody on the inside
>good
The shitposting samefag that posts this every time is even worse than that 'grille fromage' hipster faggot.
>>1153196
This made me cry freedom tears. God, I love my country.
>>1152013
Bet that costs like ten fucking dorrars, even though I could eta it in ten fucking bites.
ONE DORRAR A BITE PREASE
>>1159210
First you go to baking school. Then you have to be high-class and your parents have to have contacts within the industry. Then you have to make sure your grades are all A+, then you can learn from a high-end asshole who thinks of you like trash because you're young. Then you have to lose your passion for the industry and then you have to realize that you made a mistake even choosing that career.
Bon appetits.
>>1152120
>A reverse stove
Is this dark magic?
>>1159399
Instead of a heating unit underneath its probably got a cooling unit
>>1159399
yes, also most people use reverse ovens to store food
>>1159450
Boy I sure love having paper in my sandwich
>>1153104
>this is a 10/10 in america
>>1155664
no it really is cancerous. Burnt parts of cooked meat is cancerous
>>1159461
you should peel the wrapper off before you eat the food anon
>>1159450
It would probably kill me, but i'd have a go at that
>>1159423
i usually cook my pasta salad and salad in the reverse oven.
>>1159482
but it captures so much of the flavor!
>>1158698
They did an entire episode on tenderizing meat with various things such as explosives, a dryer, and a cannon.
Cooking the meat itself was still done separately.
>>1155681
From Foodwishes.com
>>1159450
>that
>bacon
>>1159450
All this focus on somewhat decent meat, and yet they use the shittiest bread the world has ever seen, with just about as much nutritional value as a spoonful of sugar...
>>1155409
I had this once, it's actually not that bad. I feel ashamed.
>>1157800
You can't eat raw meat if it has been minced.
>>1155742
if its this channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTFT5NbDl0Fa_fE9Cz_yOAA
its japanese friend
>>1153104
I cannot get over this, I will never get over this.
People eat this.
>>1155409
I lost it at the milk. I mean what the fuck.
>>1153104
this is fucking NEETcore
>>1153555
check'd
>>1159450
i would so try this
>>1156443
I can smell the salmonela from here
>>1159699
salmonella is from chicken anon
>>1159597
I don't think the bread is the major issue with this sandwich, considering the shitload of nasty ingredients it is stuffed with.
>>1159617
You can when you mince it right before cooking it.
>>1153104
NO
KEEP THIS HERESY OUT OF HERE
>>1154883
Why do they have to be so pretentious about fuckin everything? Seriously, bitch is handling those doritos like they're 1000 dollar truffles.
>>1155622
is that alive or just having its nervous system stimulated?
>>1159379
10 bucks for a well served choc mousse aint that much
>>1152039
looks really good
>>1158944
if its hot enough to kill bacteria its cooked
