Why is watermelon the best thing to have in the summer?
It's sooooo good
I'd rather air conditioning and oral sex.
>>7776890
You can ice it down for a cold treat to beat the heat. Durrrrrr
>>7776890
That's racist.
cause it has a lot of water.
It's hydrating and wholesome
>>7776914
Hi brite
>>7776890
because it tastes like watermelon, which is good in the summer.
put some Lemon or lime Juice on it!
>>7777077
or some garlic mayo and grilled asparagus.
or fresh mozzarella.
>>7777002
Wat
>>7776890
melons > watermelons
fight me
>>7776905
absolutely patrician
>>7777166
honeydew > watermelon > all the other shit
bitch boy
>>7777090
>garlic mayo
>>7778449
What is wrong with garlic mayo, faggot? Take a big step back and literally fuck your own face.
>>7778449
you would be suprised how versatile watermelon really is.
>>7778434
honeydo is terrible
>>7776890
Because you're a nigger.
>>7779022
That's rude. :(
I cool down with frozen bananas and cocoa and stuff in a Vitamix/Blendtec.
>>7776905
>air conditioning
Little pussies like you don't deserve oral sex.
>>7779487
It's absolutely necessary on the top floor of a shitty suburban apartment.
>>7779471
>That's rude. :(
you didn't say it was untrue
also, honeydew master race
>>7776890
>Why
Stop asking stupid questions, it's great and that's all you need to know.
>>7779487
>enjoying nice things makes you a pussy
Have fun sweatin' out in the field with your watermelon, Otis.
>>7776890
>eating poor people meme fruit
>ever
>tfw gf hates summer
>tfw love sweaty summer messy sex
>tfw she dont
>>7779490
Who the hell lives in an apartment in the suburbs? Doesn't that defeat the purpose?
>>7780719
You don't have a girlfriend
>>7780756
its been 5 years anon
she gets upset through the whole summer unless she has AC 24/7
>>7780752
almost no black people in the suburbs. You generally will get a nicer place for less rent in the suburbs.
I like using muoi ot. Anytime a relative goes go Viet Nam, I ask them to bring me back half a pound. It's so great with watermelon, pineapple, and raw green mango.
>>7776890
I'm Black and I don't like watermelon. I'm a peach person.
