Can we have a banquet thread?
This is my favorite. What is yours?
Spaghetti
>>7776165
I lile chicken cantina bowl with hotsauce and alcohol
I have a predisposition to fried chicken.
>>7776185
Those look pretty good, not too spicy for a white person?
>>7776189
spicy but not too hot. better than the plain version.
Trying this
>mum, do americans really eat this processed garbage?
>yes dear
>>7776165
I fucking hate Banquet. The images look so fucking good on the box but when you open it it's just shitty military ration level portions of shitty food.
The pot pies. All of them. Chicken, beef, apple, peach. Once upon a time I'd have one for breakfast and one for lunch so I could do a huge dinner.
Downside is the sodium. Don't do 14 a week unless you really like vertigo.
This shite is haute cuisine to amerifats.
>>7776299
WHAT THE FUCK
>>7776301
>mom, are yuropoors really that obsessed and envious of all things american?
>lol who the fuck cares
>>7776468
I'm who you're replying to but I'm not European and i still feel strongly bad for the situation you're in.
If only you had a passport.
>>7776600
>I'm not European
this board would be a lot more fun with country flags. and thread-specific user IDs so we could follow conversations.
I'll email moot when we have enough people on board.
>>7776600
If only flying across the ocean wasn't so expensive.
>>7776299
I thought your figure was pink before? Where is this even from? seems like a bootleg if she has white skin.
Also I like your posting style a lot. Do you smoke?
>>7776620
great idea! make ids tied to ips though
>>7776632
It's not
>>7776299
I love you toy-kun
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>>7776301
Please tell me what country you are from and what processed foods are available there.
>>7776717
Australia, about 1/4 or less than what you have and I'm fucking happy
>>7776719
>Australia
Ah, you're just shitposting as usual then. Carry on.
>>7776719
pic related is australia's national food, available at a servo near you.
>>7776299
Clean your monitor.
Also
>deep dish
Guys please stop doing this to yourselves.
>>7776724
Is meat pie Australian for 'go 'za?
>>7776724
Australian go za
>>7776636
She's pink, it's just pale + sometimes the lighting makes it look different. It's from a Happy Meal. I smoke, trying to cut back.
>>7776728
Those are streaks from cleaning with wipes.
Obligatory post:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqx9zbdfK9k
>>7776840
>the most significant frozen dish of our time
Jesus Christ
>>7776907
Test
/r/ the meat patty with cheese meal
>>7776185
Their fried chicken is the only thing I've had. It was pretty good actually.
I lied, I also had a berry pie by Banquet. it sucked.
>>7776165
Nuggets and Fries is good
Tenders and Mac n cheese I buy the most
Fish Sticks, Pudding, and Mac and Cheese is good
I eat one of these everyday for breakfast
in all honesty it has probably ruined a real country fried chicken meal for me as I'm so used to the gravy
been doing it 3 years now
the price went up recently about 20 cents
something about using all white meat now
I used to eat these every day, but my mom told me I had to start making them myself when I turned 18.
>>7776299
>iTunes
>eating on top of the keyboard
>SUPERAnti
>>7778829
I don't know if I should take the bait.
>>7778829
its a good source of protein keep at it anon.
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It's basically just leftover chicken nuggers in rice, but it's pretty hard to fuck that up. I just add a little soy sauce and some hot sauce and it's pretty great considering it's less than a dollar
>>7776715
For some reason I love microwave salisbury steak meals. I think because any other microwave meal with beef usually ends up with it being tough and rubbery but salisbury steak and meat loaf type meats cook better in a microwave
>>7776165
swedish meatballs
i know there awful to eat but man the sause taste good. especially with actual noodles
>>7779248
Fuck I need to go buy one of these now. Those have the shitty cheap Chinese food taste I love
Had this one tonight. One of my favorites.
Brings me back to nostalgic times when I'd eagerly await "Z-rib hoagie" day in middle school.
>>7778829
These are shit but good....chicken fried steak is one of my favorite meals, and sometimes when you crave it but do not have it....these shitty things kind of cure your lust, it's not as good as the real thing but it resembles enough of what you desire to hold you over
>>7776299
I see you in many threads, I would probably be your friend because im not an asshole.
>git gud at cooking
>eat nice meals for little money
>stopped eating out because I legitimately make better food
>still eat these
A-a-a-am I still patrician ck?
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best thing you can buy for a dollar
>>7776719
EMUS
>>7779480
The sausage and gravy is better
>>7776632
It ain't. I'm a Texan and I have no teeth yet I can afford to fly to Europe 2-3 times a year.
I'll fucking kill you
>>7776185
tastes like burned chemicals, not spicy. my cow of a wife agrees and so does my diabetic son
>>7779482
Anal beads
>>7776165
a tie between spaghetti and meatballs and chicken fried steak
>>7778829
>mashed patatoes
Triggered as fuck
>>7776620
>I'll e-mail moot
Fuck you too anon.
it is not to shabby. I will take the Salisbury,turkey,spaghetti. And whatever comes with the strawberry stuff that is pretty good. lol
>>7776620
>this board would be a lot more fun with country flags. and thread-specific user IDs
Anybody else ever notice that the only people who use the word "fun" are shitposters?
>>7776301
Dude this is poor nigger food. You think we actually like it?
84 cents at Walmart
>>7779401
This is the only acceptable answer
>>7781287
rib shaped patty. lol . But they are my second choice.
>>7779401
>tfw they have to stop production when its mcrib season
>>7776715
This is definitely the best one.
The only thing I hate about banquet is I always get hungry again like half an hour later.
>>7776301
The American government put a lot of money into research for food preservation when it comes to meals members of the military can eat when on duty. These techniques were shared with american companies, so as not to let the tech go to waste. It's quite commonplace to find full meals in plastic/lined bags that you can tear open and heat in the US, plus the frozen stuff you are probably most familiar with seeing.
>>7781271
My nigga. I buy a shit ton of these every month and eat them for lunch at work and I also eat them for dinner when I don't feel like cooking.
Chicken and turkey are the best, beef is decent.
>>7776299
so did u just rip off the crust?
>>7776165
Growing up, my dad would make this shit and some mashed potatoes when he didn't feel like cooking. It's okay, but there's nostalgia in that food for me.
why wouldn't they advertise #pounds of food?
fuck you guys
i wanna try one of these
>>7781470
That shit is cash, but it's legitimately difficult to eat that much food in the serving provided
>>7776719
Your national dish is "Maccas", please fuck off fatass.
>>7781179
tfw
>>7779408
WHHAT THE FUCK
>\WHHAT THe fuKC
>>7776715
I have two of these that have been in the freezer for over a year now
>>7776299
Fuck off bronie
>>7776907
nah...i'd prefer not to know who the australians are.
...and the japanese for that matter > : (
Holy fucking shit, people actually eat these?!?!?!?! EVERYONE who posted itt NEEDS to see a doctor and get their blood pressure and cholesterol checked out. I'll keep you in my prayers out there.
>>7781425
>so did u just rip off the crust?
No, before I eat a pot pie I break the crust and mix it all together
>>7781271
>tfw shit like this costs at least 3 bucks in yuropoorland
>it isn't even decent either
fuck this gay continent.
shut up you eruo trash its like your gay country won't have something the same.
The brownies in those were so fucking good
>>7779248
You can dress this one up so that it almost resembles something from Panda Express. I use sesame seeds and shoyu sauce and some red pepper flakes...
>>7776165
Most of the ones posted in this thread aren't even made anymore. They've transitioned to a more "healthier" and more "quality" lineup.
>pieces of corn in the mac n cheese
>mac n cheese in the brownie
I once as a kid asked my dad to get me these at the store, I described exactly where to find them and what the YELLOW box looked like.
he came back with a banquet pot roast dinner
>here I got the thing you wanted
th-thanks
>>7784986
>mac n cheese in the brownie
This makes me legitimately mad. My go to garbage dinner meal for over a decade.
>>7779538
You have no teeth yet? How old are you?
>>7781334
>I always get hungry again like half an hour later.
Not if you eat 5 of them.
>>7784988
>corn and not flour
I don't want some of those
>>7776303
MREs are better than Banquet lol
>>7779401
>rib-shaped patty
>>7781470
I think those have the world record for most unhealthy frozen meals. Totally worth the diabetes.
Why do you people eat this shit?
>>7778829
Jesus Christ.
>>7776303
> Military ration level portions
Clearly never had military rations
In the RCIR we had two entrees, a meat based side, soup, a dessert, 16 large crackers, chocolate, gum, caramels, coffee, tea, milk, powdered sugar, cocoa, nougat bar, fruit jelly, and sugar cubes
Every time I have funky work schedules I buy a new frozen pasta Alfredo from a different company and they're all mostly terrible. There was one that was decent, but I can't remember what it was.
It's kind of fun, though. I should start writing these down.
>>7778829
>eating half of your daily sodium for breakfast
>>7776165
>>7787457
>Not sweating out sodium
Stay fat anon
Has anyone ever taken a TV dinner brownie out of the tray in one piece?
