Old One: >>8964149
Old thread autosaging. Starting off with some classic itas.
>>8977735
Aw she look so happy, I miss the clueless weeb days
>>8977739
God, this is just so awful. I mean, so are the other things that have been posted so far, but this really takes the cake. With the other dresses, I can see how a fucking noob would think it's lolita, but this looks so far off...it looks more like a shitty cosplay.
>>8977771
It looks like a convention "lolita" stall. She also looks utterly bewildered instead of excited, so I'm wondering if someone pushed her into that outfit as a joke.
>>8977800
Also. Khakis visible.
She totally hadn't bought that dress yet.
These threads always make me tempted to post my first "coord" but I'm not sure I want to take the chances of it being reposted a bunch. Maybe if we ever have a progress thread I'll post a side-by-side comparison.
>>8977814
Just wait for a progress thread. They happen on occasion and it's better to self post when people are expecting it.
>>8977802
I-is this cosplay? "The Great Flower" embroidered there is so jarring and I don't understand it otherwise.
>>8977798
This isn't soo bad. The dark blue bow is droppy and out of place and something on the legs would help, but it isn't that horrible.
>You can literaly just google "How To Lolita" and it will walk you through the process
>Mfw they just slap on a dress and gurgle URMA LURLEETUH
>>8977847
Holy shit
>>8977847
Punk Lolita
>>8977735
anyway here's wonderwall
>>8977830
Damn, I wish I could remember her (user)name, but iirc, she's from France and while she does have lolita pieces and worn lolita coords well, she claimed this wasn't meant to be lolita. This outfit was met with a mixed reception. I personally like this and I dislike cheetah/leopard prints and colored dreads.
>>8977798
Not sure if nitpick or fatphobia
>>8977914
Are you blind?
>>8977736
Sasha Grey's ita sister
When you're at a con dressed in a cute lolita outfit, and a girl dressed in something like these >>8977735, >>8977736, >>8977741 comes up and complements your outfit. I have to fight the urge to complement them back and just take the complement and run. I'm used to complementing people back on something if they complement me.
>>8977830
i like this
>>8977985
My friends and I saw a bunch of con itas and I remember we were joking around about going up to each one we saw and saying "I love your lolita cosplay!". I mean, really, that's kinda what it is. Cosplaying as a lolita.
>>8977900
It's princess pudding, she seems to dress in a more western cute style nowadays if that makes sense
>>8977914
(Gonna take that bait)
Go back to tumblr where you belong, your filthy scum.
>>8977985
>compliment
I always try to be nice anyway but I'm really bad at faking facial expressions, so when a complete ita comes up to me they can probably tell from my face alone that I think their outfit is terrible no matter how friendly I try to be. It's a good thing I don't go to anime cons, otherwise I would probably be known as "that elitist bitch lolita" in no time. My cosplaying friend told me that lolitas in my area have a snooty/elitist reputation in our con scene already and I wouldn't help matters.
>>8977830
not lolita and never claimed it to be
>>8977798
How can someone allow themselves to get that fat Jesus Christ on a bicycle
My antique wardrobe has a narrower waistline
>>8977802
I-I mean at least the embroidery is ok?
>it's like Scandinavia and Japan had a lovechild
>>8977882
Underrated post. I kek'd hard
>>8978288
omg stahp bodyshaming her anon she is totally normal and beautiful and healthy uwu
>>8978269
How many threads is this going to be posted in?
>>8977755
I'm more baffled by her pose than her outfit
>>8978228
I'm a mod of my community so... I can't be a bitch. But generally instead of complimenting their outfit, I'll find something that I like or say something positive even if it's not about them. For example, if they're wearing a bad replica, I'll say "I really love Milky Planet, that's such a cute print". Or I'll say "Isn't wearing this fun?" Something like that.
Eventually the people may or may not find our comm and may start showing interest in improving. So I think it's best to give a positive influence. Or they may never improve and always be a con ita.
A lot of times, they'll ask me for advice and politely lay it on. Like "corset lacing like that actually goes in the back, so you're wearing your dress backwards." or "I know that you're trying to save money and lolita can be expensive, but it's constructed very poorly, and the money you spent on that could actually go toward something that looks much nicer and you'll be much happier with." and then give advice where to find things, give them my contact info for questions, etc. I also tend to do panels as well and go over examples of poor to great quality, saving money, bargain hunting, finding things for various sizes, etc.
I've helped a few girls improve drastically by doing this. But some are still wearing backwards bodyline and bad replicas. Whatever. lol.
So yeah the horrible thoughts cross my mind, but I don't really express them.
>>8978007
You and your friend have a cringe sense of humor, then.
>>8977985
I just smile and say thank you really enthusiastically and change the subject. I think it makes up for not complimenting back.
>>8978509
Corset lacing doesn't necessarily go in the back, though.
>>8978536
Things that make you cringe are not the same as what other people cringe at.
>>8977782
Isn't this the girl who tries to make wigs out of hijab for her shitty cosplays?
>>8977802
the saddest thing is that a lot of time and work has gone into making this horrordress
>>8978638
I love you Anon.
>>8977830
>leopard print with chess chocolate
lolita or not, this is still pretty disgusting.
>>8978638
>turd with mental issues
Every lolita looks like a turd with mental issues to outsiders. Poor bun, you aren't aware...
>>8978649
Agreed, as a normal outfit it looks pretty shit imo
Don't even start me on that pink mop on her head
>>8977914
both its a fat, ugly, heffalump in a bad floppy dress/circus tent.
>>8978269
"Herp Derp Is I lolita now?"
>>8978288
Fast food, never moving, maybe a little genetics and tumblr-confidence.
>>8978621
True. But on this particular dress in question, it did.
>>8978269
She was trying to be "otome" not lolita, and she actually took critic very well when she was told she didnt have it right at all.
>>8978536
>>8978638
besides replying to the obvious bait, just stop pretending that you and every other seagull cares about fat people's health or that you know anything about ~neurons~. you don't like fat people because you think they look ugly, like just be real.
>inb4 anon says they're in some sort of medical profession or studying for it
sure jan
>>8979263
Doesn't matter. It's still shit.
>>8979278
>inb4 they accuse you of being a fatty
Honestly I'm just tired of that picture, that's like three years old, being reposted here constantly because it's the lowest hanging fruit for these faggots to compare themselves too.
Like gee, who knew the 300 pound ita with no makeup, a shitty wig, and a Milanoo dress is going to look worst than most. Shocker.
>>8979300
well, this IS an ita thread, so...
>>8977735
Who wants to hear me play Wonderwalll?
>>8979331
Do you know how to spelll?
>>8979340
Do you know how to shut the fuck up?
>>8977735
I wonder how many coords she can play?
>>8978855
The picture of envy
>>8979351
I laughed
>>8979263
Still sucks ass.
>>8979278
Anon WAS saying that they think fat people are ugly, they just expanded on it by explaining the neurological basis behind it. The only reason anyone wouldn't think obesity is ugly is because they grew up surrounded by it and see it as "normal". It's not.
>>8979300
Are you going to complain about all the other reposted itas too, or does this one hurt your feelings because you identify with her?
>>8979510
>Are you going to complain about all the other reposted itas too
See, the thing about the other reposted itas is that nobody replies with insipid off topic commentary about bodies, subjective standards, and MUH NEURONS.
You're just salty because cgl isn't your personal ~*~fatpeoplehate le reddit~*~ forum.
Stop defending it and go back under your rock.
>>8979524
>subjective standards
Fat people being disgusting and ugly is not subjective.
>>8979529
>weh fatties disgust me r ooglay
Again, subjective. Sorry bun, better get some restie poo as you sound grumpy <3
>>8979532
not that anon but a few random people with fetishes don't count. the norm is that they are objectively groce.
>>8979532
I mean if you want to get technical about this mammals aren't attracted to others who are unfit, lack stamina, and likely to die. It's an objective, biological phenomenon.
>>8979524
Trolled softly.
>>8979524
>boohoohooo muh bodyshaming
>>8979524
The REALLY disgusting thing here is that these people grew up in societies/families that encouraged/provoked them growing up with unhealthy food and never learning how to live an at least marginally healthy life. Parents intoxicate their children with calories and fat. Physically and mentally. If you grew up among fat people and only ever learned how to be fat, it's super difficult to get rid of that as an adult. But what I honestly DON'T understand is why fat parents don't care about ruining their children's health and making the next generation of America Great Again. If you can't leave the daily big mac out, at least feed your children with something better.
Like, I don't care if you give yourself up but stop pretending that's perfectly normal when the lives of little children depend on you.
>>8979711
uuugh fuck poor people
stop bitching post itas
>>8979743
You took the words right out of my mouth. Here's my favorite ita cluster ever. It's just so bad.
>>8977798
Her forearms are the size of my thighs and all my butt fat is in her face. How do you even live like that?
>>8979749
It's so colorful from far away it made me happy.
Then i clicked on it.
>>8979738
There's poor and overweight and then there's "I give up" and morbidly obese. Being poor is not an excuse for everything. And poor people are by far not always that fat.
>>8979759
That's why I love it.
>"OOH, pretty colours! Oh...oh no.“
>>8977798
Holy hell, how can she walk at that point? I literally had my mouth drop open when I first laid eyes on this picture.
>>8979851
It takes a lot more than one picture of a morbidly obese person for most people to become desenthesized to this freakshow.
>>8978649
speaking of leopard print
>>8979880
>sheltered: the post
>>8979372
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
>>8979968
pls go away housewife-chan/mixed race titties-chan and take your tumblr boogeyman with you
>>8979981
What are you even saying?
I'm surprised this one hasn't been posted yet?
handmade w/ fabric from etsy
>>8978855
what the fuck is her hand?
>>8979990
definitely calling nitpick here
>>8979991
That fabric reminds me of a pair of converse bought from hot topic back in the day..
>>8980008
How the hell is that a nitpick?
>>8980011
if she would just have never worn that godawful underskirt at all than this would be an acceptable coord. the color balance needs work but its quirkiness matches the print. hence, me calling nitpick
>>8980016
>that blouse
>them shoes
>unfortunate hair accessory placement
even in the photo without the underskirt it's still not an acceptable coord.
>>8979990
White tights with ivory blouse and underskirt?? why would you do that
>>8980025
hmm, I thought they were light pink?
>>8979851
You're correct! I haven't seen that picture before! I even said so in my post!
Unfortunately, the place I live seems to have an average weight of 250+ lbs, so I have seen someone who weighs 300. In fact, I'd go so far as to guess she's closer to 500 (upper 400's maybe?).
I'm sorry you're having a bad day? You seem very standoffish for some reason.
>>8980037
>You seem very standoffish for some reason
What gave it away, my annoyance of newfags or once again having a thread hijacked into fat people stories just because that dumpy girl got posted again?
>>8979966
eh, I call nitpick.
>>8979968
>sheltered for not being used to that disgusting amount of lard
no, more like didnt grow up in america
>>8980051
When will this meme die?
>>8980072
Depending on where you live it isn't a meme.
>>8980075
No, it's a meme.
>UK and Mexico as fat as USA
>Amerilard meme continues
>>8980079
I meant the full of 350 pound adults and 200 pound 12yos. And yeah where I live Mexicans make up a lot of those statistics.
>>8980079
It's true though. You've never been to the Midwest.
MODS!!
please save this thread. Too much offtopic to even begin reporting
>>8980079
I was one of the fat complainers, neither from the US, nor UK, nor Mexico. Where I come from, obesity doesn't look like the picture above. In my whole life, I have maybe one time seen a person like that in my country.
>>8980042
Oh, I didn't mean that I couldn't figure out what in your post made me think you were annoyed; I meant that I knew you were annoyed and didn't know the cause. I personally haven't been on here in quite a while, so if it's reposting, it's still new to me.
>>8979918
Looks like cheese pizza made into a blouse
>>8979966
This isn't that bad to me? She needs a better bad and wig, but otherwise this seems okay unless I'm missing something.
Can we get back on track, please?
>>8979966
Nitpick
>>8980106
Is that a replica or is she just quite short?
>>8977735
She looks like someone I know but it's not her, the resemblance is striking.
>>8980106
It's a replica.
>>8980236
I was just about to post this myself.
Summer does not = teeshirt & no socks so rori.
>>8980206
so much wasted potential
>>8980236
These are half assed coordinates and the fact that cof is lapping it up just goes to show how far we've strayed from lolita.
It's fine to wear casual lolita. But I hate toned down = casual nowadays. She doesn't even have any fucking accessories, her hair is lacking, and the silhouette is borderline.
>>8980236
Isn't this the same girl who said something like "I don't like wearing Lolita anymore so I'm just going to wear stuff I like but not in a Lolita way"? And that's cool and all but if that's what she's aiming for, why post to CoF only to get asspats?
I wish people would call this shit out. It's for Lolita coordinates. Casual Lolita is fine, but casual Lolita this is not.
>>8980206
What the fuck I hope her neck is shopped
>>8979990
that underskirt looks like such shit
it looks like a layered cake
>>8979749
This is amazing. They're so colorful. It's a rainbow of mediocrity.
>>8979990
Ah yes, the uncoordable Nightmare Carnival. Frankly this could have been a nitpick without the underskirt, but it's really hard to make this print look amazing, especially in this bizarro apricot colorway.
>>8980267
I'm not sure she had potential in the first place. Looks like an ageplayer to me.
>>8980336
but she's cute af
>>8980355
she's a lost cause, and you my friend are thirsty
>>8980236
People need to learn the difference between a la carte and lolita. I wear a la carte but would never, ever post it
>>8977882
Kek
>>8977985
I can usually find something to compliment them on. Even if it's something like 'That wig really suits you' or 'I really like that print' it tends to make them happy, especially if they're clearly new/young lolitas. I've had a few elitist itas (the brand-is-overpriced-I-wear-besdheets-and-Milanoo-only kind) get pissy because I didn't rave about how amaaazing their hotglued creations were after they deigned to compliment my handmade stuff, but they're pretty hard to come by and most of the time the itas I come across are enthusiastic newbies. I'd rather comment on the single non-shit aspect of their outfit so they remember that it's good (or at least passable) and work on the rest than run off, but that might just be because I'm pathetically optimistic.
>>8980297
I don't think that the dress is a problem, just that Haenuli attracts all the lazy Tumblr itas.
>>8980206
At least she is cute, much better than all the old manfaced hags wearing lolita.
>>8980366
> a la carte
>>8980366
>a la carte
do you mean a la mode?
>>8977798
I didn't know they made dresses larger than 3XL
>>8980418
that's a pretty easy mistake to make, considering "a la carte" actually means what anon is trying to convey
>>8980366
>a la carte
wew lass
>>8979990
I like the necklace. Everything else is shit. Seriously, why do people think that cream/white/black blouses go with everything? A better, less sheer blouse and decent hair would have made this salvageable.
>>8980206
She doesn't look real, like someone took a corpse and made it look like a doll
>>8980236
....are those waist ties? Is she wearing waist ties as a headbow?
>>8980418
>a la mode
That's food dumbass
>>8978013
Go back to elementary school. "Your filthy scum."
>>8977830
I know it's not lolita, but I think she looks cute. Don't think she was trying to be lolita either.
>>8980476
How new are you?
>>8979278
I agree. Just embrace your hatred and be honest. Don't try to justify it with acting like you give two shits about their health, to make yourself feel even more superior.
>>8980427
Recently on yahoo auctions I've been seeing size 10L dresses, meant to fit a size 150 cm waist. I guess this is that.
>>8979524
Bro go back to tumblr with your HAES bullshittery. BTW you must be new if you think CGL doesn't also hate lardos.
>>8980008
You're shitting us rght?
This is how threads are deleted
>>8980753
nitpick
the filter is annoying beyond measure but the skirt and blouse are just boring not necessarily ita.
>>8980203
This person looks disturbingly like someone I know... URL?
>>8980752
Wearing lolita clothing in a non lolita way gets called a la mode sometimes, because of a now dead coord sharing group.
Does it make sense? No.. but it isn't incorrect
>>8980752
I thought "a la mode" just meant/translated to "fashionable"?
>>8980774
>>8979991
Girls with old-looking faces should not wear grey or white wigs.
>>8980542
Lena Dunham is not Lolita.
>>8980273
This. I'm getting so pissed seeing non Lolita stuff on cof getting tons of asspats.
>>8979757
>all my butt fat is in her face.
haha what am I reading?
>>8977985
I only went to a con in lolita once, but when I did a girl in a really nice Saber cosplay with a hoop skirt came up to me and asked for a picture with me because she thought I was a good example of lolita and I think she wanted to try it or something. It probably helped that I was in classic lolita so I didn't get any weeb girls or anything talking to me.
>>8979749
I think if they weren't wearing such awful shiny wigs it might be decent. The girl in the green dress is decent.
>>8980106
It looks like the carousel on her head is exerting force, causing her to bend that way, while she refuses out of demureness to make eye contact with it!
>>8980336
That....doesn't make any sense. Sure, you may not like how she looks, but the statement that she looks like an ageplayer has no logic behind it. That's like picking out someone at the grocery store, and because they're wearing a black shirt with some lace on it, saying they look like they're into bondage.
Anyways, it looks like she has no idea what lolita is, but threw on a lolita-type dress? She has a very long neck if that isn't photoshop! I would say she has potential as well, just because she has a good figure and a nice face. It's a good starting point.
>>8980236
I didn't think this was any good either, but I didn't say anything because I'm not confident in my ability to judge casual lolita. I wasn't really sure where the line was drawn.
I think the two on the right look okay, the one on the far right looking the best, but I also think at that point you can't really call it lolita anymore.
>>8977830
oh, honey...
>>8978855
official dashcon press images
>>8977830
Isn't this the girl who used to dress super ott sweet and was friends with the 6%dokidoki girls together with some other chick who also had dreads?
>>8979749
If clown-lolita was a thing this would be so perfect
>>8980236
left and right are ~passable~
middle is fucking casualfag
>>8981309
Disagree, right is unacceptable as well. Is she wearing denim? I also hate the flower crown, the hallmark of the mall ita
Wa lolita Harley Quinn
>>8981405
>>8981311
You are allowed to wear denim in lolita.
There are so many things wrong with this.
>>8981505
I wish I knew where this idea of skater dresses being acceptable in lolita came from. Just awful.
>>8981410
Yeah but that summer top fuckin front tie style looks awful with Lolita.
It looks awful with most things
>>8981410
You can do anything you want. That doesn't mean it looks good.
>>8981505
lolita or not, that poor dress
>>8981505
>America flag in background
Typical.
>>8981505
She looks awful, but I have to admit that print would be cute on an actual lolita dress.
>>8980753
Thread deleted? Why? Bc of people arguing about fatty-chans? God, wtf
happened to /cgl/. I can't believe it's become a hugbox for fatasses, of all places.
>>8981505
Hahaha! Hideous.
>>8981670
It's more because the thread gets completely derailed because it ends up being in-depth discussion for or against being a fatty instead of just laughing (or crying) at itas.
I'd say you're more prone to being ita if you're fat though. It takes a lot more effort to make it look good if you have a 38 inch waist. I don't know why they don't just lose the damn weight and make it easier on themselves to fit into things without stretching out shirring or having to get stuff altered.
>>8978659
Pretty sure even an outsider can tell the difference between a well put together coord with nice colors and details, and a mountain of lard squeezed into a tent
>>8981674
>It takes a lot more effort to make it look good if you have a 38 inch waist.
Not really?
A fat person should know how to dress themselves regardless.
An ita is going to look ita because they already don't know what flatters them, claim to be too poor, and buy really shitty pieces or replicas. They also don't know what looks good in general.
A well dressed fatty is, for the most part, going to keep up looking well dressed. Two different mentalities.
Do you think their normal clothes styles >>8979990 and >>8981505 look good outside of lolita? My guess is fuck no.
>>8977798
I wish this had longer sleeves.
That, a different wig, legwear, and a bow would make this worlds better.
The dress itself isn't too bad.
>>8981674
I agree. Mediocre thin girl and people will call nitpick, but being fat always pushes it into ita zone.
>>8980236
I think these look cute as casual.
>>8981734
>Mediocre thin girl and people will call nitpick, but being fat always pushes it into ita zone
And that's stupid unless the fit is the actual issue.
>>8981740
Stupid but true. To a lesser extent the same is true of girls with ugly faces. Clothes automatically look better on attractive people. It's a fact of life yo.
>>8981744
>Stupid but true.
It's false. Just because you're judgmental about someone's face or body doesn't make them ita.
You're the cancer that killed ita threads.
Dumping some from surrounding area comms that I dug up.
>>8981837
when you know your basics but own 0 lolita
>>8981854
Does she... not have legs?
>>8981870
Hoverloli!
>>8981870
I think she's kneeling on the floor and her petti is hiding her knees, anon. But she look like a hoverloli.
>>8981863
Was this the person that was turned into a reaction image about being moist or something?
>>8981859
You can always spot the cosplaying itas
>>8981849
shes got potential, just gotta get better socks, match her pinks and a different hairstyle.
>>8981505
Her boobs are making me sad.
>>8981867
Things I would NEVER do
>wear lolita to a renaissance fair
>>8979749
>so ita
>yet so pretty
>>8981854
Skrillex hair isn't lolita...
>>8980404
>such shoop
Being cute can't save you from being ita. Beauty fades, good taste stays.
>>8979749
they all look really high
>>8977882
You da real MVP of this thread
>>8982013
except the miku-wig one using her waist bow as a hairbow, she looks like she should be in one of those motivational posters for college grads.
>>8981863
Holy shit this was taken near me
>>8982051
...midwest comm?
>>8979749
>that E.T.-like creature at the bottom middle
>>8982016
Gotta do something when an entire thread is derailed with people's personal feels about irrelevant shit. Oh god, I'm doing it too now..
>>8981933
I think it can be done and is still enjoyable. Plus, it's great for people who feel awkward about wearing Lolita out or who are getting used to it still due to all the weirdos wearing faerie costumes and shit.
The downside is it's usually hot as balls and dirty.
>>8980008
Are you fucking blind? That shit is a train wreck with mangled bodies flying all over the place. I'd hate to see how your ass dresses yourself..
>>8982188
I love going to ren fairs every year but I just cant imagine being willing to risk wearing lolita to one. Its dusty, dirty, sometimes even muddy. To watch shows youre sitting on things that may snag your dress or just be bad in general.
I mean maybe if youre going to wear cheap bodyline to it, but theres just way too much risk involved.
I love wearing dresses to them but I always wear ones I buy at the fair that are made to be able to get a little muddy and shit without being ruined and fit the theme.
>>8982194
Who's grandma is this?
>>8982197
Yeah, I agree 100%! I used to like wearing Lolita to ten faires but I'd usually wear something that I could easily replace if, God forbid, something happened.
I do feel like there are some dresses out there that work really well with the ren faire them, so it's sometimes hard to pass up the opportunity.
>>8982206
I'm weak laughing at this
>>8977739
This is that Celestine girl from so cal isn't it? No wonder it looks so bad.
>>8979918
There are plenty of bad things to say about this, but that's not leopard print anon.
>>8979966
>>8980236
Nitpick
>>8979984
>Trying to banish the resident troll with poor english won't work.
>>8980206
So much shoop she shits clone stamp tools
>>8982194
Vendetta? You can't even see what she's wearing.
>>8977847
Never has RIP had such dual meaning before
>>8981505
Is it bad that I like that dress and want it?
Where can you buy this dress?
>>8982356
http://www.chibibunny.com/products/11354487-snow-white-cute-kawaii-skater-dress-and-skirt-sd4
I've heard the quality isn't great, but the print is cute.
>>8982356
probably hot topic.
>>8982359
Thank you.
I'll do a bit of research before buying.
I don't understand why everyone gets so pissy whenever the subject changes to something controversial. Especially when it's something relating directly to lolita (e.g. fatties wearing lolita/jfash). If this was an in-person discussion, that would just be the flow of conversation. IMO, listening to and discussing the opinions of others on something other than the same-old same-old is more interesting. Better than "yep, that's ita," "hey, that's nitpick," and repeated image posts with no commentary whatsoever.
Here, have an "eat"-a.
>>8982188
>>8982197
I guess this depends on the area/Faire because I usually wear lolita to my local Faire (since it's pretty much my daily clothes and people there seem to really like it) and it's no more dirty or hot or muddy than going to the park. Benches are generally clean, and if I have to sit somewhere that might be dirty I always have a little blanket with me to protect my clothes.
Depending on the Faire though lolita might be frowned upon, since some of them try to be more historically accurate.
>>8982403
commentary is fine, 10+ comments that only discuss whether someone with tattoos/piercings/fat/glasses/whatever is not.
>>8982619
derp, whether someone with tattoos etc etc CAN LOOK GOOD* is not
>>8982403
Tropigalia <3 This must be a super old picture of her cause she went on to be quite the cute dresser.
