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>So my Auntie drove me to my first day of High School
>a lot if not most kids would be like the peppy Boy Scout with braces
>my Mother never did get me Braces
>I was more like a Tom Cat slinking around the neighbourhood, not having a peticular destination at all
>I just wanted to get through my classes without any confrontation
>that semester I had: Math, Science, ELA, Christian Ethics, French
>the day was going off smoothly until I got to my 3rd class, ELA
>I knew I would do well in this class because I had been writing for so long and had years of practice on my belt
>that was until I walked into the classroom itself
>I stopped dead in my tracks with my jaw slightly agape
>there was Lily, sitting by herself in the middle row of the class room
>she had stayed the same in some features. But she had really filled out in all the right places
>I hoped to talk to her and catch up and we'd be friends like when we were young
>I tried to play it cool and sit in the same row of seats. I remembered I had a notebook with a story I was starting
>I pretended to scribble in it
>when everyone was seated the teacher came up and started talking
>he wanted us to break the ice so he suggested we all shake hands and introduce ourselves.
>I got up and shook hands with the people beside me
>I went up to Lily and shook her hands and introduced myself
>I said: "Hey Lily. Long time no see, huh?"
>then she responded: "Oh? We've met before?"
>I sort of hoped she would remember me after these years. I was crushed
>I was just a tragic boy who was lovesick for a girl that didn't even remember him
>I sat back down at my spot quietly
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>>693458515
Holy fucking shit is this b8?
This is some of the most poorly written drivel i have ever read, even on /b.
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>>693458681
Read
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>>693458681
Fuck off.
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>>693458681
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>>693458920
No edge, i was genuinely curious as i didn't see at as a common pasta and thus assumed it was b8 m8. No need to get offended, it was just where he said he had so much writing experience.....that didn't jive with what i was reading.
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And now more of the waiting.
OP, know that not all of the world is shit bags.
I'm sorry you've been through what you have. If I could I'd help you in any way possible...
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You think he'll get the hint to move onto here?
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>>693459055
It's probably due to it being the form of the greentext. Or, at least, that's what I think.
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>>693459055
Unfortunately not bait...and why bother proofreading? Like you said, it's /b/, there's no reason to make it perfect.
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Bump. Keep this thread up.
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Bump. I didn't go to bed last night, and I'm ready to. but not without reading the rest of what OP has to say...
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Oi. How long does it take for a thread to get pruned?
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Bumparooniz and cheese
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Is this a you rage you lose thread? I feel my body deteriorating.
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>>693459849
SAME HERE, just got off the graveyard shift and I'm ready for some good z's
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Gonna post the TL; DR once more for the new people.

Basically:
> Little kid, has highly abusive parents
> ends up living with evil mother
> later, around 12 or so, finds a girl he likes
> instantly love of his life
> Girl needs to move away for a while
> OP is sad.
> Starts writing novels/storys
> Visits girl by going to his nice aunt
> gets beaten up by mom once she finds out
> tells his teacher about abusive mom sometime
> ends up in therapy with her
> Despite her efforts for him not telling everything, he DOES tell everything
> later that day, mom beats him up
> runs away, trys to kill himself using razorblades from gas station
> too dumb to manage it, wakes up in hospital
> mom got charged in court, he lives with aunt now
> goes to high school there, finds the Girl in his class
> trys to talk to her, but she doesn't remember him

And here we are at the cliffhanger.
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>>693458515
OP is someone beating you?
I really dont understand why you go so slow...
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>>693460038
/thre- ...ad?
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>>693460038
There's this magical land that isn't attached to the keyboard. Maybe he is doing something there.
....Well I guess everything is attached to the keyboard in a cosmic way...but you get what I mean.
Or you don't.
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>>693459267
I wasn't proofreading. I read this
>I knew I would do well in this class because I had been writing for so long and had years of practice on my belt
And i thought...nah this isn't years worth of writing experience i am reading
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>>693460210
What?
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Keep it coming OP!
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>>693460449
Wah. I don't really see anything wrong with it, like I said, why should he put effort into writing on here, it is /b/
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>>693460210
you mean real life?

don't know about that sorry
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im scared to ask you to cut it short but I'm getting like super sleepy like man I need sleep like now.

>losing my high
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Keep it going damn it
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OP is dead?
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>>693458515
What is image from?
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>>693460502
Trying to say there might be other shit he is doing that isn't computer related. And that everything in the universe is connected by one kind of energy or another, so it's all connected. Pretty much just letting it be known that I have been awake longer than needed so my mind is going all over.
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>>693461113
Need to know what anime that is.
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OP has posted
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>>693461076
damn, add a few roman busts into there and a windows 95 computer and that's make a good vaporwave desktop background
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>>693461199
No idea, I saved those off a diff thread.
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>>693461020
I typed in "Storm trooper blood" in Google and that was the one I liked for the header, OP had been using pics of Storm troopers so I went with it.
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>>693461211
>>693461098
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>>693460210
>schrodinger's cat?
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>>693461098

OP is kind of a faggot for posting in the old thread...
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>>693461290
Here's a storm trooper for you
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>>693461230
Yeah, I like the vaporwave that doesn't have those things actually. they make it look way too cheesy.
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Fuck you OP, at least walk the dinasour so we can move on
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>>693461428
O NO
U GOTZ ME LULZ
XD

This is the first one of those stupid fucking things I've replied to.
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>>693458515
>it fucking sucks
>that feeling you have when you've been waiting for something but in the end it just flops
>like waiting for Christmas but finding out you actually can get coal
>that fucking feeling
>she forgot me
>I didn't get to reintroduce myself like I imagined.
>I didn't get that Pirate Ship ready for when she came back
>I try go through all my classes trying not to think about her. It's hard.
>In the same class that I saw her again may I find my redemption in
>In ELA we got put in a big assignment
>more specificly one where you had to write a narrative
>the teacher shows off my Assignments as kind of "this is what your work should look like!"
>I'm not complaining about it. It makes me look better
>when we get to work on it some people come to me for help because they know they would get a good grade
>I agree to help my classmate Dom
>it's going good. Until one day I see Lily sitting in the class alone
>I go in and knock on the door
>she looks up from concentrating on the assignment
>I ask: "Is that the ELA assignment you're working on?"
>She answers: "Yes. Can you help me please? I'm stuck on this one part." Were along the lines of what she said
>I walked over and sit down beside her. I start to read what she has written down
>none of it is bad but it could still use work
>I pull out mine to show her what to include on her narrative
>start to feel happy talking to Lily again. I'm not a shambling mess that I usually am
>I pull out my Narrative
to show her
>I read it out loud to her
>It's about me and her, not exactly by name and details but based off of us
>it's about a Boy who is waiting for a Girl to meet with him on their Pirate Ship. I forget exactly what the name of the ship is
>This seems to jog her memory and she looks like she's taking it all in
>"Anon?"
"Yes it's Me, we used to hang out a lot, do you remember now?" I say smiling
>"Yes of course I do!"
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>>693461686
Can't tell if this was actually OP posting or someone else. Oh well lol
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Keep this thing updated. Gonna go watch some anime be back for the next entry. Is anyone saving this shit?
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>>693461923
I think someone said they were going to.
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>>693461923
sure hope so
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>>693462029
Fuck off
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>>693462029
Please dont
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>>693462029
Nah
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Put me in the screencap. Also, bump.
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>>693462176
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>>693462181
spiderman thread confirmed
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>>693461199

Angel beats
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Bumping for maximum feels
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>>693461686
>yes, of course i do!
holy shit, that was lukewarm
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Buuuump
FUCK
I am ready for bed
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OP, what do you do for a living?
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>>693461923
I am
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>>693462384
no fucking way...DAMN IT! GOD DAMNIT FUCK! I set that anime show in my queue to watch right after I got done with Golden Time and when I was ready to watch this morning IT WAS GONE FROM THE CRUNCHYROLL DATABASE. FUCK. The one show I told myself I would binge watch due to the amazing reviews. I was so ready. I was so happy I had finished the one before but NO...it had to disappear. Now I have to watch it illegally and go through the effort of going on spam infested websites with ads and shit ._.
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>>693462703
post when completed Anon, you're doing us all a huge favor
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>>693462836
>ADBLOCK AND KISSANIME, ALWAYS CHOOSE TO "USE YOUR DEVICES PLAYER"
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Keep bumping guys
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What the fuck are you doing OP, also bump
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>>693462937
Thank you good sir. You are a lifesaver.
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>>693463088
Any dipshit with paint can stick them together, just saying
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>What's op doing?
Maybe he is living his life?
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>>693463261
If he is, please let him have the decency to fucking post the last part of the story ffs
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why don't you guys just torrent the anime? imo it's better than streaming, and you'll be able to view it offline
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>>693463381
sign in with kissanime and download the mp4, links, and ta-daa
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>>693463242
True that, was just trying to be generous
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Yup....sooooooo I am gonna try to sleep. Keeping the thread up and autorefreshing. I hope things get better for you OP...You can find someone other than Lily though. If she didn't remember you right away then you should definitely find someone who won't forget you. Trust me, there will be someone...
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>>693463379
so angry kek
settle down summerfag
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>>693463455
you can download the mp4 off of kissanime? didn't know that, thanks
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>>693463615
It's winter where I live, calm down amerifat
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>>693463701
yeah, you need an account though, but it's free, thankfully
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>>693463379
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>>693463706
Not american, but canadian. niggerbag.
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>>693463706
It's summer in pretty much most of the northern hemisphere idiot.
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>>693463817
>>693463860
I'm on fucking edge alright, OP is killing me with the suspense
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The only thing I'm thinking about right now is:
>Is the story going to get ruined
or
>Will this end badly
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>>693463888
Kek
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>>693461686
>like waiting for Christmas but finding out you actually can get coal
Exactly what I feel waiting for the story,
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mofokin OP got a good beating
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>>693462029
If someone starts posting Spider-Man I'm not posting the next part
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>>693461686
>Before we head off to Lunch we plan to meet up after school so we can catch up some more
>after school comes and I'm excited to talk to Lily again
>At first I can't find her so I start getting anxious
>then she walks out
>"Hey Anon!" She's ecstatically waves
>I'm able to calm down as I see her and return the greeting
>we walk along the sidewalk, talking about what happened after she left
>turns out her Dad had lost the job and gotten heavily into drinking
>she blames herself for it because she always liked going out with her friends and didn't spend a lot of time at home
>I know about blaming yourself for things and I'm not going to let get into that mindset
>I tell her it was his own choice to get into drinking, if he wants to he will quit.
>Lily also told me that she moved down with her Mother and Grandparents
>We laughed and joked about all the fun we had growing up
>the time came where we had to part ways to go home. We both said we would meet together at school again the next day
>we did day after day
>we started to get close again.
>I was able to get out of my shell and be a normal person for once
>when she asked me if I wanted to come to Thanksgiving Dinner with her family I was reluctant at first. Just because a lot of my holidays reminded me of a beating so I didn't like to celebrate
>When she finally convinced me I asked if I could brink my Auntie and Cousin, she asked at home and it was all fine.
>the day came, I dressed nicely for the occasion
>when we were all sitting around the table her Grandpa, Bruce told me I could carve the turkey and that I deserve it
>I thanked him and placed the fork and carving knife awkwardly. I ended up cutting my finger, luckily I didn't get any blood on the food
>When it happened pulled my finger away. Bruce stood up and I flinched preemptively
>I became red with embarrassment and I rushed into the kitchen
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It's been 3 hours since the start. OP has definitely trolled us big time.
I'm out.
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bumper
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>who needs spidy when you have the 13 colonies
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>>693464333
>>693464353
i feel like there's something missing between these two posts
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>>693464353
Wtf is this?
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>Bruce comes into the kitchen and I am weeping over the sink softly
>"What did you do you little shit?"
>realise this is Home Alone and I've soiled my underwear
>an hero
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>>693464602
>>693464610
this is not OP, It's someone else making fun of him.
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Screencap so far

>inb4 I can't into columns
I'm waiting for OP to finish so I can have a nicely distributed pic
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>>693464353
>At school the next day bring my dads old hunting rifle
>Lily I have the new essay answers you want to see?
>KRAKAKAKAKAKAAKA
>Collect a jar of her blood and use it as lube when i fuck my fleshlight because I'm a beta fat weebo with no hope in life.
>Endcredits.jpg
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>>693464353
man... dont be rude
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>>693464353
No stormtrooper pic + a bit late there pal
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>>693464602
I don't think the 2nd one is OP
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>>693464833
i don't know if this is asking too much, but could you re-shoot the greentext with the "tomorrow" style?
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>>693464833
so... this is how the internetz are made
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>>693464833
can someone tell a relatively newfag how these screencaps are made, anyway?
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>>693464353
This dick weed forgot the Storm Trooper pic
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>>693464833
nice name
but quality and speed don't come together :/
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>>693464833
Good job anon
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>>693464833
All the Internet points to you sir
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>>693465087
with a computer
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>>693465087
screen capture and ms paint, u dipshit

not sure if bait
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>>693465087
mspaint
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>>693465297
thanks, i had absolutely no idea
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>>693464981
How do I into tomorrow style?

>>693465087
>snipping tool
>screencap each post
>put together in paint
>add things if explanation needed or if you're a fag
>save as .png because you're not a tard
Sorry to break the magic
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>>693461199
Pretty sure it's Angel Beat
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>>693465356

>the live incarnation of summer
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>be that one guy who tries to derail threads
>I hope onto 4chan with my premium account
>I was known as "Spidey-chan lover 666"
>Ylyl thread pops up
>ohboy.gif
>gets into thread
>starts spamming the best forced meme
>Spidey-chan
>no one gives a shit and continues the thread
>my Spideys get slower and slower
>get banned
>I break my computer in infinite rage
>I cry myself to sleep that night thinking of Spidey-chan
>I wake up and get my most important object in my closet
>A bundle of rope and a dragon dildo
>I make a noose and hang it up
>I put the noose around my neck and deepthroat the dildo
>"I can finally be with spidey-chan..."
>an hero

I spent waay too much time with this shit.
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>>693465481
Change the page theme to tomorrow, should be at the bottom of the page (it's a dark theme, makes it less of an eye sore)
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>>693465481
at the bottom right of the screen where you see the "style" tab, turn it into tomorrow
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>>693465574
Good shit
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>>693465574
well meme'd friend
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>>693465574
tomorrow on /r/4chan
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>>693458515
>I was crushed
>>I was just a tragic boy who was lovesick for a girl that didn't even remember him
>>I sat back down at my spot quietly
Dear god, the cringe is real. Instead of reacting to it like a normal human being, be friendly and talk regularly you simply went into full "everything is bad, everyone is evil, I am the worse" sub-omega loser mode. Come one man, even a wet towel can do better and so can you, OP.
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>>693464333
Checked the trips of based OP
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>>693465594
>>693465649
Holy shit!
It looks much better now
How did I never saw this shit?
You always lurk like this?

Perhaps I can use the fill tool on Paint to save some time
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Some1 post the archive link to this thread so we can get some fuckin sleep and check 2morrow
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>>693466268
Welcome to the dark side
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>>693466268
Of course TOMORROW is the best style, I sort of assumed everyone used it. It just makes everything more bearable and comfy.
Also, just reshoot everything. The letters are going to look weird because they blend in a bit with the yellow of the board.
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>>693464833
Dipshit I'm typing on a phone here>>693464333

>She comes into the Kitchen carrying the Carving knife and the Fork
>"What happened?" She asks worried
>"I'm sorry Okay?!" I say
>she puts her hand on my back and I tense up
>"Tell me. You can tell me anything"
>"I don't wanna tell her. It's embarrassing to say you were abused most of your life
>"It's... Just... I have a hard time dealing with stuff like this."
>"It's alright Anon. Some people just have anxiety"
>"I don't know how to tell you this. But you're the first person that live been able to connect with in my life. I really liked you with we were kids and I missed you when you left. I really did. I went through a lot of hard times and I wished everyday that you would come back, I missed you. I just have a hard time dealing with people because of my Childhood."
>"Is it because of me? Because I left?" She asks confused
>I want to say no so badly I want to assure Lily that it was never her fault
>I do the thing that I feel I should and lean in for a kiss
>it takes her by suprise, I'm expecting her to push me away and call me a creep, but she doesn't. She returns it
>After that kiss we seem to be more comfortable.
>After that we got a new knife and a fork so we could cut into the Turkey
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OP it's been 25 fucking minutes
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>>693466569
Called antialiasing the thing you're describing there
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>>693466967
jesus, i thought you were about to stab her or something, jesus
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>>693466967
OP wynaut get to a computer or something?
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>>693466967
I mean I woulda told her
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>>693466537
>>693466569
I guess no matter how long you've been here, you're always a newfag

Switched the old thread to tomorrow style, I'll redo everything soon but I also have to work on the fucking cleaning of my flat (landlord coming soon)

>>693466967
It's just banter dude
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>>693466967
This is getting really cliché.
Just another greentext we've read a thousand times.
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>>693466967
alpha
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>>693467431
Hah no worries basement dweller
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Spoiler: she dies after he sells his fire novel and learns to live life to the fullest
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>>693467961
How does she die though?
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>>693468139
I smell a car crash
Or anything road related
Statistically speaking that's the more likely
Unless disease
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>>693467961
>>693468139
House burns down because OP left the first draft of the fire novel on the couch.
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>>693468139
She had cancer but didn't want to tell him to make him happier
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>>693468410
Oh well that makes no fucking sense.
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>>693468139
she's forced to move away to her uncle's house after her parnents and grandma dying, but is raped by a classmate, so she commits suicide
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Oh, the humanity.
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It's a cool story so far, OP, but it does seem like some anime shite. Also find yourself a computer and finish, and maybe write this into some movie on Lifetime or some shit like that including random parts where you bring a gun to school and then put a "nah, jk I didn't actually do that" and return to the story. It is interesting though
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>>693468598
FUCK
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>>693467780
sure bro
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>>693466967
>we start officially dating
>of course I'm awkward but not stupid
>I still flinch whenever someone raises their hand
>it sucks because it makes me look weak in front of Lily
>but I'm getting better
>a lot of the times I will take her out somewhere on the weekends.
>Things are going good between the two of us
>if we don't go anywhere on the weekend we'll usually just stay in do something indoors
>one day. It's raining and my Auntie and Cousin are gone
>We end up making out on the couch
>luckily I bought condoms a few days before
>we fuck on the couch. It feels weird putting it in because it was our first time
>later ask her is she actually likes me because I was told I was worthless and nobody would love me yadda yadda yadda
>She answers me: "Of course. Why wouldn't i?"
> I answer her "Thanks I needed to hear that. I just needed to"
>we go on some more dates before the Christmas break
>then School lets out
Cont
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Can't believe all you dumb niggers stuck around for 4 hours of filler bullshit. Prankd ya
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>>693469030
You must read a lot of GRRM because you've written so much and NOTHING IS FUCKING HAPPENING.
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>>693469030
Good story but holy shit OP are you typing on an old Nokia, hurry up fucker.
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>>693469030
Was she tight though
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>>693469030
Shits about to hit that ceiling fan my /b/oys
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>>693469030
>implying this was your first time
>implying your mother didn't force your dick into herself
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>>693469030
We have 3 options;

1. She dies.

2. OP fucks up.

3. "Lily" goes out with someone else.
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>>693469236
asking the important questions
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hurry up OP, you fag
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>>693469358
my money is on she died
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>>693469295
probably, actually
this is usually the part of the story where life is good, but something goes horribly wrong
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>>693469519
count me in
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>>693469608
yep
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>>693469608
yep.
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>>693469358
betting for cuck'ed
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>>693469030
and then things go bad
>she goes in for a checkup
>blood_analysis.jpg
>holyshitshegavemeaids.jpg
>she cuts herself in the bathtub
>she is bleeding out as I write this
>I grab the knife
>take 4 aspirins
>get in opposite side of tub
>water is warm
>splice femoral arteries on both legs
>justfuckingwithyou.jpg
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>>693469519
They ALWAYS die.. I think it's going to be an accident.
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>>693469236
Yes she was. It felt really fucking word for me. She cried when I was putting it in. First time for a girl is weird
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>>693469804
car crash probably
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>>693469771
Implying he didn't have AIDS before
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this was posted in the other thread, but in case any of you are new, and haven't read this yet, here's something to read while OP is typing his story
guaranteed feels
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>School starts
>Not excited
>Things start off pretty well, same old stuff as last semester
>Lily starts talking with the new kids coming
>Becomes good friends with guy named Robert
>I hang out with him a couple times, cool chill guy
>Eventually she starts hanging out with him more than me
>"We're just friends"
>Ine day go visit her at her house
>catch him fucking her senseless on her couch
>She's enjoying it
>Too powerless to do anything
>Jerk off from outside the window
>Eventually I come inside the house
>Doesn't stop fucking
>"OP watch me fuck her, I can please get better than you ever could"
>From then on I got cucked by a nigger named Robert
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>bring a jar of marbles to lily's house
>sneak into it in the middle of the wicked night
>lube up her anus while she slumbers
>deposit the entirety of the marbles into her rectum
>she wakes up after the process has been finished
>attempts to fight me
>she stands up swiftly, but the action of which causes the marbles to gush from her luscious asshole
>she's confused and terrified
>her stomach begins contorting
>horrified, she screams
>a xenomorph explodes out of her stomach
>no matter, using my stand, "money for nothing" i scammed it out of it's dick
>i slam the severed xenomorph cock into his head bulb
>he dies immediately
>recall having sex with her the night before
>shit
>a xenomorph bursts from my rectum
>it's embedded firmly inside my colon
>it feels fantastic, the thick squirming action it makes and the feeling of my anus being pulled open sharply, widening and stretching
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>>693470291
>seems legit
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>>693470291
>>693470387
nice try, guys
OP doesn't type that fast
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>>693470456
Unfortunately true.
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>>693470456
Kek
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>>693462836
>>693462937
>Streams anime
>Uses Crunchyshit
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i've been here for 3 hours
or was it 4 hours?
i've lost all concept of time
what am i doing with my life
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>>693470537
I fucking love that movie.
Great fucking soundtrack too.
British cinema has their shit together.
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>whallop the entirety of the jar within my anus
>the anal instrusion causes the xenomorph to become flustered and retreats into the night
>leaves my anus
>leave the jar in there anyway
>go into her parent's room
>floggle on top of her father, squatting over him, jar still implanted firmly within my anal walls
>he wakes up
sees the innards of my rectum through the transparentness of the jar
>I promptly shit into the device
>he's scared
>he turns into a xenomorph as well
>i scam it out of it's colon
>it dies
lolololololololololololol i am funny haha kill me
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its actually been 3 hours, ye

OP can't say no one cares for him after all the time we lurkers have waited (and still to go)
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>>693470041

In the second to last column, fourth entry, he mentioned that the gloves he bought her were somewhat relevant to the story. Maybe I missed it, but did he ever mention what their relevance was?
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>>693470949
Same here, anon.
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>>693471008
i don't think he ever does, actually
maybe its relevance it to show us how much she actually cared for him?
idk
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>>693470291
>3 weeks later
>Robert gets his friends to give lily a test run
>invites more and more people
>by the end of the week every guy in the school has given lily a test run
>even the teachers
>finally as a reward for watching upwards of 2000 people fuck my only friend Robert lets me fuck her
>Nigga loose like a magnum on my beta micro
>bitch gives birth to brown baby
>gotta pay child support for someone else's kid
>life is great as a beta cuck bitch
The End
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>>693471402
'Murica, I bet.
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"It feels weird putting it in because it was our first time"

You really are a top quality writer
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>>693471402
fucking kek
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>After getting cucked by literally the entire male population of the planet, finally get lily to myself
>she gets face cancer
>dies
Pic related
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Well, here we are still waiting.
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OP please deliver i'm so hungry but i can't just leave the thread
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i feel like OP is just going to leave us hanging until the thread 404's
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>>693472645
Don't worry
We should be halfway there at the 4th thread
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>>693472645
same here dawg.
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>>693472131
>Pull out my beta dick
>fuck Lily's freshly deceased corpse
>still warm
>rigor mortis
>doctors walk in and backstep out slowly
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tbh i hope this thread 404's so i can eat
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>>693469358
/thread
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Oppie pls finish your story
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OP, show you're alife plz

plz respond
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honestly right now i'd be fine with someone mimicking OP and giving a convincing resolution to this story
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>>693473100
maybe i should do it to end this madness
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>>693473180
Just fucking do it
Don't forget the storm troopers
Make sure he gets cucked
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lily son los padres
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>REEEEEEE–
>Croak
>The end
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What if
>>693469182
was actually the real OP?
:-D
:-))))))))
:-P
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Anyone here plays NationStates?
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How long is this story going already?
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Has anyone heard of this movie called Green Room?
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>>693473853
That's the one with nazi Professor X rite
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>>693473979
yes
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>>693473853
Something about some scientists congregating somewhere to meet some super scientist right? And then some shit went down? Heard of it from a friend
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In this thread, I had time to get high and be sober again.

Captcha asking for weed pictures lel
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FUCKING HURRY UP OP YOU DYSLEXIC FUCK
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>>693472813
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>>693458787
Red*
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241 posts
5 posts from OP including one repost
Why can't these fuckers pretype?
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FUCKING HURRY THE FUCK UP
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>>693469030
>it's Christmas break
>a couple of weeks into the break i go to her house
>coldasfuck.jpg
>knock on the door, shivering
>surprised to see her dad answer the door
>usually Lily does
>he looks sad
>well, not much sad, but more grim
>i ask "is Lily here?"
>he waits a few moments
>"she's dead, Anon"
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>>693473853
Yup, you seen it?
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>>693474072
Nah, wrong movie anon
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I hope so hard that this story is all just a big troll and we wasted our time even more than we normally do.
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>>693458515
Now THIS is shitposting

I feel like I'm reading angsty teenage garbage.
>oh wait I am
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>>693474774

>>693472813
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>>693474774
I knew this was gonna end with her dying! It was soo obvious
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>>693474922
A guy even screencapped it, imagine the worthless work
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>>693474774
Not the same style as OP
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>>693475197
well excuse me for not being an OP scholar
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>>693474922
well... our time is not worth anything so it does not even matter
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Pls OP
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can we just spam this so it will eventually 404 and we can all get back to our lives?
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>winter break is here
>for the first few days we just read the novel I wrote. We read about half
>one day she's making plans to got to a party
>I'm ok with it even though it's my first
>we go. All is going well
>I'm surprisingly still sober
>I'm talking with some guys there
>then I notice Lily has been gone for a while, she said she was going to go talk with some people
>text her. No response
>Call her. Still no answer
>suspect she's upstairs fucking another dude
>walk up the stairs and open the door to the right. She's not there
>call again
>answer
>"ANON WHERE ARE YOU?!"
I go into panic mode "WHERE ARE YOU?!"
>"WE WENT FOR A BEER RUN, A COYOTE RAN OUT ONTO THE ROAD. DANIEL SWERVED AND CRASHED INTO A TREE... PLEASE ANON IT HURTS!"
I tell one of the more sober looking ones to call an ambulance as I grab my coat and go running while keeping lily in the line. She picks up again "Anon I'm really tired." "DONT GO TO SLEEP!"" I say. I told her to try talk to the other guys in the truck but she said they were all passed out. The she asked me: "Anon how does the story end?" I answered her sharply: "NO YOU'RE GOING TO BE HERE TO READ IT WITH ME!" I can hear her voice shaking: "Please just tell me Anon... Please" Ok, I start. It finishes with Tom and Mara making it to the fabled city just to find out its all a facade set by the green man. They learn that the real paradise was the one they made..." I answer panting. "Anon I really love that ending... I really loved reading it with you." "Lily you're gonna be there to read it. You're gonna be ok." I answer with tears in my eyes. "Anon..." "Yes lily?" I answer shakily. "It's my turn to set up our pirate ship. We're gonna sail the world looking for treasure. When you get there it'll be just the two of us." "No lily we're both gonna be there. You aren't going any where. "Anon, I love you..." I could hear her small laboured breaths as they got lighter and lighter until the final one was unheard. I could see the truck
Cont
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>>693458515
> last post from op
> cont
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