Where the Ayy's are Lmao'd
Smut: https://titanpad.com/UbgrnuFY1x
Quest: http://tgchan.org/wiki/Enemy_Quest
Post some Ayy
Talk about the Ayy
Write and draw some lewd Ayy
Meet and be swept away by a wealthy Ayy princess to become her personal boy-toy
where are the wealthy ayy princesses, i need to become a toy to one ;-;
>starting a thread without posting any images
Heretic.
>>498785
I've actually got an idea for a short fic about this. I might put a pause on the Tash and John story to pump it out.
>>498823
you should totally do it. but instead of a boy toy, make it a trans girl, if you feel like it. would make my day. but i dont have any content to post, so i really dont deserve it
>>498861
I'm not sure if I'm gay enough to make a trans girl work, but I'll keep it in mind.
>>498774
>Meet and be swept away by a wealthy Ayy princess to become her personal boy-toy
>Get introduced to her other ayy princess friend
>>498935
>She came to earth to sample the cuisine
>Turns out she loves it
>REALLY loves it
>This is a pretty regular thing for her
>>498958
Looks more like she's mad thirsty.
>>498958
>chubby aliens
I'll see that and raise you GIANT chubby aliens.
>>498815
What the FUCK is a chilurian?
>>499288
A horny pile of caffeine.
>>500065
come mierda
Why are all you guys into xeno?
Can someone post this picture set?
>>500315
Best way I've ever been able to articulate is as a combination of three factors.
1) Exoticism. Seeing the same thing for so long can be boring, right? Xeno has more variety.
2) Exploration. It's a major turn-on for me to think about mutually discovering a foreign lover's body, and the internet has ruined me on that front for humans.
3) Ego! "This seven-foot killing machine not only doesn't want to kill me, but would rather have sex with me than with members of it's own species! Damn, I'm good."
>>498785
Here you are.
>>500338
That game is coming out never
I think I.have a fetish for anything I can't have, and it sucks so fucking bad.
I want any kind fo ayy pussy, I want all varieties of furry pussy. Literally any kind of fantasy or monster girl, I would plow without hesitation.
And I will never have any of it
This is true suffering
>>500549
at least we have the porn
It's the year 6015. Humanity has achieved FTL capability, and integrated with the dozens of other sentient species.
You've stopped for repairs on a nearby colonized desert planet. While browsing the market district for extra supplies, a cloaked figure puts a prehensile pulvillus on your shoulder and asks if you would like to see her wares. Her tone suggests she's offering some weapons or drugs not so legal in civilized space. You agree, and she motions you to follow her into an alley. Once there, she turns around, unveils her body and lists her rates. You now realize the robed alien is not a spice dealer, but a prostitute.
So, would you fuck an ayy lmao, /aco/? I mean any sentient extraterrestrial, not just a 6-armed hooker.
>consensual or rape?
>your qt ayylmao gf or rando slut from the spacebar?
>recreational, or if science allows, procreational?
>on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being blue human, and 10 being an eldrich Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, how xeno would you go?
>>500582
hardmode: there is only one sentient nonhuman species, they cannot communicate words through speech and look like pic related
godmode: hardmode, plus she will lay unfertilized eggs in your urethra and attempt to decapitate you during coitus
I she worth 60$?
Does anyone have some protoss ? My folder got deleted in the midst of a panic fuelled rush to avoid inquisition.
>>500597
worth it
>>500582
Consenual
Qt
Recreational at first, procreational if our careers mesh.
1- 10?
7 at the max.
>>500769
>>500582
Call me vanilla but QT, procreational, and where would biped with tits land?
Not much else matters just need some legs to get between and some tits to grab and I'm good.
>>500604
not gonna lie... that's one intriguing puss...
>>500582
Consensual always
Rando slut
Recreational
5-6. Pic related is as far as I'd go.
>>500804
I don't know what scale he is using, but I'd imagine anything past 6 has no tits and isn't bipedal.
>>500862
Nah I'd guess a 7.
Maybe no longer bipedal at 6 though.
>>500582
>consensual or rape?
Have to go with consensual
>qt gf or rando slut
qt gf, I don't want space hooker AIDS
>recreational or procreational (science permitting)
Recreational at first but if the relationship evolved into something permanent I can see procreational
>1 to 10 scale how xeno
Think I'm going to have to go with the common 7 here. As long as they are familiar enough to get my attraction but alien enough to keep me exploring.
>>501086
>I don't want space hooker AIDS
I don't understand why so many people have this concern.
Cross-species disease transmission is incredibly rare with earth pathogens.
Why do you think completely alien pathogens would at all be a threat?
>>501138
People talk about STD from aliens but forget that ANY alien disease is potentiatly deadly.
Stuff like tuberculosis is dangerous for us, and we got it from cows. Cows with tuberculosis don't even feel it. That's what we should worry about in xenosex: Not STD's, but regular diseases and bacteria trying to do the same stuff they do on an alien body on our own.
>>501176
If you have multiple species interacting in scifi settings you can just assume everyone has gotten used/gotten vaccines that allow them to not be fucked over by each species little bacteria/pollen/dust particles/etc. It's hand wavey, but unless you want one or more species to be in scifi hazmat suits it's sort of needed/implied.
>>501176
You misunderstand what I'm saying.
Let's take your example tuberculosis.
Crosses over from cows but the problem is cows are relatively closely related to us.
Have you ever heard of a pathogen jumping over from say fish to humans?
What about amoebas to humans?
They also suffer from bacteriophages.
And aliens are going to have even less common with us then either of them!
Xeno plagues unless specifically made to infect humans aren't going to be a problem.
>>501283
With viral infections or the like yeah I'd say you were right because our DNA would differ so much (probably). But when it comes to bacterial infections all you need is an environment conducive to their survival i.e. warm, wet and dark for Earth born bacteria, then those little fuckers could give two shits if you human, xeno, bird, cow, or what have you. Those are the infections that'd scare me when it comes to xeno fucking.
>>501291
>bacteria
I like how you assume microscopic alien life is anything like earth bacteria.
>>501297
>xeno life won't take the simplest for we know of
I like how you assume that it won't. Sure it might not be "bacteria" but simple single celled organisms are what most scientists expect to find first, and like I said if they have an environment conducive to their survival then they'll multiply into an infection. Be they bacteria or not.
>>500582
>consensual or rape?
Rape. But only if I'm the one getting raped.
>your qt ayylmao gf or rando slut from the spacebar?
Does a random alien girl who pulled me into an alley count as a "rando slut"?
>recreational, or if science allows, procreational?
Recreational.
>on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being blue human, and 10 being an eldrich Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, how xeno would you go?
4 is my absolute maximum.
...I'm allowed to have fantasies.
It's a fucked up fantasy sure, but I'm allowed to have it.
>>501300
>I like how you assume that it won't
It's very unlikely.
>environment conducive to their survival
But the proof you have of this is earth bacteria who evolved alongside multicellular life.
There is no guarantee that xeno life would find humans at all an "environment conducive to their survival".
I'll throw you a bone though.
I could see something akin to botulism being dangerous to humans.
Y'know microorganisms that produce toxic chemicals as a by-product.
>you and a lovely alien are in love
>after being in such a loving relationship for so long you both finally decide to get married
>both families of the sides are happy and approve
>wedding takes place in a fancy-schmancy hotel
>you and the lovely alien are about to say your "Yes I love you and I do accept your hand in marriage."
[spoiler] >suddenly explosions, gunfire and various screaming is heard [/spoiler]
[spoiler] >its the XCOM Terrorist forces [/spoiler]
[spoiler] >suddenly they come in bursting at the hall where your wedding is taking place [/spoiler]
[spoiler] >they start mercilessly gunning down everyone; the guests, the hotel staff, your friends, your family and your alien lover's family [/spoiler]
[spoiler] you and your lover are in tears fearfully holding each other for the inevitable [/spoiler]
[spoiler] >and then one of the XCOM terrorists notice the both of you and guns you and your lover down [/spoiler]
[spoiler] >you and your alien lover are bleeding to death as you both still cling to each other [/spoiler]
[spoiler] >and just before you're about to die you hear one of the terrorists say: "HQ operation complete. We killed the alien commanders and politicians who're attending this wedding. We've also eliminated other pro-alien human supporters who likely have sensitive information they're going to hand ver to ADVENT. [/spoiler]
[spoiler] >then you and your lover die [/spoiler]
[spoiler] >trying to be in a romantic relationship with an alien is hard [/spoiler]
>>500582
>consensual or rape?
Both, because my fantasy species has no concept of consent and fucking someone is just a thing like eating a snack. Can't let those balls get too engorged or you'll get sick.
>your qt ayylmao gf or rando slut from the spacebar?
Randooooo
>recreational, or if science allows, procreational?
Recreational.
>on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being blue human, and 10 being an eldrich Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, how xeno would you go?
Six. Pic not related.
>>501334
>people still don't know spoiler tags don't work in red boards
>>501334
>not going nuclear on XCOM
>>501334
Come on now that's just fucking childish.
The XCOM are not terrorists, you're just listening way too much to guys who want to fuck snakes. Do you REALLY know what it feels like to live under such an oppressive alien-fascist government?
And when you realize your alien waifu-garbage is not as dreamy or wonderful, you'll be crawling back to XCOM to have your freedom; actual freedom back.
YES go ahead and call me a normie fag who has not fully experienced the xeno pussy yet. (God I hate that term) Sorry if I dont find aliens, especially FUCKING SNAKES attractive.
>>501370
Then piss off. If you hadn't noticed, this general is about wanting to fuck alien pussy. Go back to screaming memes at /v/.
>>501370
Go to sleep, Bradford
>>501334
>>501363
>average day for the XCOM
"Alright boys lets see what we can do for today's resistance against the evil alien overlords who have done surprisingly beneficial things for Earth's longevity but I'am sure they're the real bad guys... Lets see... Should we bomb a nursery housing alien and pro-alien human children to prevent them from growing up into enemy soldiers?
Or shall we attack an activity center scheduled to host alien and pro-advent human families to prevent information spread?"
"Actually sir, there's this wedding taking place in the Blazer Hotel between a male human and female alien. And some of the attendants are Advent Commanders; nothing too important, but if we crash that wedding to kill those commanders who're invited to the wedding we can deliver another blow to their chain of command."
"Raid a wedding and end up harming civilians? ... OKAY! We've got ourselves a mission boys and girls, better safe than sorry!"
>and then the vary same thing at >>501334 happens
>>501329
>Multicellular xeno QT3.14 has micro organism that somehow didn't evolve alongside said multicellular QT
I'll agree that there is no guarantee that a microxeno may not find us as suitable environment but the opposite is just as likely to be true. The healthy gut microbes of a xeno (if they have any of course) maybe harmless/helpful to them but could end up dissolving your dick if you try anal.
All I'm saying is that if we meet xenos my worry isn't viruses it's the micro-xenos they carry.
>>501384
>and then the rookies panic and kill the highest ranking solider among them
>x-com terrorists standing 2 feet from someone they're trying to shoot miss due to only having a 45% chance to hit them
>>501385
Imagine if a sort of superman scenario happens where alien micro-organisms somehow make humans better/stronger/faster/etc.
>>501390
That sounds like the premise to a vidya or movie or something else I've seen before...
>>501387
So assuming the player is playing this as a mission. Would you then proceed to kill (execute) the human groom and the xeno bride just to be "safe than sorry".
And some other bullshit like the xeno-bride is a politician.
>>501396
If the xenos live on a planet with a weaker gravity than Earth's that would make humans tougher than the whole species.
>>501357
>>493965
>>493970
>>493979
>>494016
Hey this pro-xeno loving text again
>"PRIVATE!"
>"Y-yes sir?"
>"I've got 20/20 vision every day of the week and twice in sundays and I can see what's right under my nose."
>"What are you saying sir?"
>"What I'm saying is that alien ambassador we just met has eyes for my privates! It was clear as day! Approximately 5 eyes for my privates i believe. 4 of the usual variety and one of the whispering variety. Hopefully, her other eyes betrayed no pattern."
>"Are you saying she's. ..sexually attracted toyou sir?… saying that could get you in trouble."
>"What!? No not me!, you! She's attracted to you private! Didn't you think it was unusual when she slimed your boot?"
>"Well uh a bit but."
>"No butts soldier except for yours and hers together. Private. Humanity needs this to go well. Can I count on you private? Court her, date her, make love with her and marry her to forge bonds."
>"Wuh what??"
>>501399
Now we're getting into John Carter of Mars shit
http://pastebin.com/jKYKb8Qf
Threadly whoring of this. Any thoughts?
>>501396
The 44th chromosome of the Martians in that Doom movie does a little bit of that. If it doesn't turn you into a monster.
>>501403
>"that alien ambassador likes you soldier"
>"No butts soldier except for yours and hers together. Private. Humanity needs this to go well. Can I count on you private? Court her, date her, make love with her and marry her to forge bonds."
Just curious what that xeno ambassador and her species looks like.
>>501449
<----Probably like these
>>500549
I get you, fellow anon
>>499093
Is that a fallen?
>>501394
Man, I love the idea of a mouth that could do that.
>>501434
You know, you have me checking every day to see if you have something new. Good stuff, looking forward to more.
>>500315
It's similar to the reason I like monster girls. It's all about the exoticism. There are other elements to it, but that's the basic visual response. A definitely female form and yet somehow outside the range of everything I've directly experienced. If I can bullshit for a moment, I can conjecture an evolutionary psychology reason about sowing wild oats in the widest possible genetic field.
The other elements are about love (or lust!) overcoming barriers and the opportunity to explore something no part of the humanity I know has.
>>500549
Cheer up friend, maybe we'll live into the era of transhumanism?
>>500582
Any? No, but most, yeah.
>consensual or rape?
Consensual. Maybe some consent play.
>your qt ayylmao gf or rando slut from the spacebar?
Either or both. Threesome with gf and a rando we picked up.
>recreational, or if science allows, procreational?
100% recreational.
>on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being blue human, and 10 being an eldrich Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, how xeno would you go?
My scale has a gap in it. Kind of an uncanny valley in reverse I guess; women more exotic than real women can be are hotter than possible IRL; but once a xeno is humanoid enough, but no longer identifiably feminine, it starts to feel like some kind of weird mix of gay and bestiality. Then once we're totally past something that looks like a chordate, I can connect with the pulsating orb of warped space or thousand tentacled thing it on an intellectual but sexual level.
>>501503
This guy knows what's up. I totally agree about the gap in the scale (and pretty much everything else).
>>500549
^^^^ This
>>501800
Is this from something?
OC, what do you think?
Critics welcome
>consensual or rape?
rape, ever since that incase comic i began thinking about a big tall strong qt ayylien that went into heat and raped me
>your qt ayylmao gf or rando slut from the spacebar?
rando
>recreational, or if science allows, procreational?
procreation, also humanized.com
>on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being blue human, and 10 being an eldrich Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, how xeno would you go?
8, as long it has a pussy and a pair of gits.
>you will never engage in galactic conquest, politics and kinky sex with Tyr'ahnee
Live just gets greyer and greyer, famalam.
>>501893
>no eyes
>jewelry
I kinda like it. The dick might bother some but I dont really care. However, I think the elbow on her left arm could be a bit lower. And her right arm seems to be thinner than her left.
>>501922
couldn't get the eyes right so I said fuck it
thanks, i'll keep the proportions in mind next time
>>501914
>consensual or rape?
I like both but I lean towards rape. Both ayy on human and human on ayy are just fine, though when I fap its mostly (f)ayy on (m)human.
>your qt ayylmao gf or rando slut from the spacebar?
Neither, really. Neither appeals to me very much. Xeno-queen-that-wants-heirs/to-start-her-very-own hive-and-conquer-a-sector-or-two FTW.
>recreational, or if science allows, procreational?
See above. Procreational all the way, every day. Our swarm will be beatiful!
>on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being blue human, and 10 being an eldrich Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, how xeno would you go?
I'm not sure exactly where on that scale I am, so I'll just give what I consider to be my "maximum" xeno: Xeno Queen (you know which), the Wraith from Evolve and pic related, Zerg Broodmother. Thats about how far I'll go.
Twileks/Asari is about what I consider to be "minimum" xeno.
>>501841
Turians from Mass Effect. Apparently, Garrus fucked his sister...?
>>501959
>humanized.com
kek. glad I'm not the only one thinking along these lines. Though I'd prefer a fxeno on male human.
>XENONIZED-Human boy milked by big xeno tailpussy
>XENOED-Human broodmale wants it bad
>AYYYD-Human fucks a specicmen of every alien in the sector
[spoiler]Okay, I'll stop now.[/spoiler]
>>499148
It's what makes a Subaru a Subaru
>>501976
Nah I know that, I wondered if there was a comic this was a panel from.
>>501986
I'd fuck every single one of those Kaiju... Repeatedly.
>>500582
Consensual or maybe she rapes me
Alien I knew
Either
Fuck it, I'll go to 10
>>500582
>So, would you fuck an ayy lmao, /aco/? I mean any sentient extraterrestrial, not just a 6-armed hooker.
I would an Ayy.
I would an Ayy by the bay.
I would an Ayy on the cay.
I would an Ayy most everyday.
>consensual or rape?
Consensual. Rape disgusts me, it doesn't turn me on.
>your qt ayylmao gf or rando slut from the spacebar?
Q T 3 . 1 4
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>recreational, or if science allows, procreational?
Why not both
>on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being blue human, and 10 being an eldrich Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, how xeno would you go?
6. I'm going to assume that's the last point at which the Ayy is still bipedal and somewhat Humanoid.
>>502199
Expanding on this, I care a lot more about whether or not she loves me than what she looks like.
Look at those thighs
She could crush a car with those thighs
She THICC
>>502327
>>502327
Make snek great again.
>>502402
XCOM is taking our waifus away
>>502402
snek was never bad
>>502222
Could we possibly have more male humans getting lucky with female eldritch/lovecraftian ayy lmaos?
So post pics of it please?
>>502443
some more kryptish. also i saw someone posted my kryptish succubus on e621, i would really appreciate it if someone could cite me as the artist.
>>502070
It's hard to believe there isn't more porn of that curvy cutie.
Okay guys, I'm going to see if I can come up with a scale and some examples.
The scale us from 1-10 with 10 being the highest and zero being the opposite of 10.
1. "Alien" only by word, this alien has no anatomical differences from a human and is virtually identical. Often wears an odd costume to distinguish from humans.
Examples: Flight to Mars (1951), V (2009 TV Series), pretty much every 1950's alien.
2. Star trek style aliens. Still very close to humans but with small changes in appearance such as ridges on the forehead or pointed ears.
Examples: The endless amount of races in Star Trek. Eldar (WH40K)
3. The "Blue alien" type. Still almost entirely human in appearance but have significant anatomical changes. Such as being very large, having 1 or multiple eyes, 2 toes, 3 fingers and exotic looking skin.
Examples: Asari (Mass Effect), Tau (WH40K), Greys, Na'Vi (Avatar)
4. Star wars style aliens. These aliens are significantly different from a human. With animal-like faces, strange limbs and exotic features.
Examples: Gungan (Star Wars), Xenomorph (Alien Movie Series), Krogun and Turian (Mass Effect)
5. The first "True" aliens. They have almost no resemblance to a human being other than being bipedal. They often have a variety of tentacles, inhuman body shapes and an animal like appearance.
Examples: Kang and Kudos (Simpsons), Tyranids (WH40K), Stitch (Lilo and Stitch )
I'm out of ideas for the rest right now. I'll come up with the rest and could change this all together.
>>502704
6. Bestial aliens that more closely resemble any other Earth Fauna than a human, Non-human animals that are similar in the first place.
7.The insectoid: like the Bestial but taken to the next level. Vaguely resembling Earth Fauna that we already consider to be some what alien in appearance.
8. The Bizarre: Resembling nothing even remotely close to what you might find anywhere on Earth. Little to no lines of symmetry with appendages placed haphazardly placed on a grotesque body.
9. The non-biological: You're fucking a rock at this point. Even if it's a fully sapient rock that's totally into you, it a fucking rock. Dude.
10. The concept: Lacking even a physical body, simply an alien mind, with alien thought that exists on a metaphysical level beyond our comprehension.
>>502704
I would go:
1 >Pulp Aliens. Visually identical to Humans, though they may have different internal anatomy or special powers. The main example would be Superman.
2 >Space Elves. Almost visually identical, except for one or two minor features, such as pointed ears or strange eyes/noses/etc. Key examples are Vulcans, Bajorans, Eldar.
3 >Rubber forehead aliens. A more extreme version of Lvl2 but still extremely humaniod, the Lvl3 Ayy has more obvious differences, although entirely cosmetic and capable of being done with makeup alone. The obvious example would be Klingons (Next Generation Era).
4 >Blue Space Babes. Essentially a Lvl2 or 3, but with radically different skin tone, usually in bright colors like blue, green or red. Think Twei'leks, Asari, or the ur example: Orions from Trek.
5 >Convergent Evolution Aliens. These Ayys are still very Humaniod and most of their biology is roughly analogous to Humanity, but they are alien enough that they couldn't be played by a Human actor without CGI. This is the last level likely to have breasts and directly compatible sex organs with Humans. Examples include Quarians, Na'vi.
6 >Bipeds. Still roughly Human-shaped, but very different biologically, this type of alien can function well in society with Humans and use the same technology with ease but looks quite different. Think Krogan, Turians, and many Star Wars aliens (including Wookies).
7 >Animalistic. Ayys of this level are not bipedal any more, and visually resemble animals more than Humans. Think Varren, Hanar, or many of the Evolve creatures.
8 >Monster Ayys. Exactly what you'd expect. Think tentacle monsters, sentient sea cucumbers, giant space worms, etc.
9 >Eldritch Abominations. Horrifying, Lovecraftian Nightmares with borderline incomprehensible forms.
10 >Transcendants. Beyond biological bodies at all, these are spirits, beings of pure energy, AIs and such things.
>>502812
>Eldritch Abominations
Ah, my niche
>>502834
And this, can't forget this
>>500585
I prefer some what humanoid.
>>502842
Looks like the boss/business aliens from Abe's Oddyssee.
They didn't have arms, though.
>>502842
Glukkons from Oddworld
This isn't how they really look
>>502448
>jizzing into infinity
Kek
>>502909
and beyond
>>502903
They did, they use them as legs
>>502919
Oh.
Well, how about that...
How many of you would?
That's a human spacecraft that it's touching
>>502928
ewww no.
>tfw no good turian on turian art or smut
fucking asari get everything. Just boring blue ladies but everyone loves them
>>502052
Here's the scourge if you want.
>>502985
wat
>>502977
Asari are basically the sluts of the Mass Effect universe.
It's not such a big surprise.
>>502989
Sorry. Source*. Also I forgot to paste
http://fvb-h.tumblr.com/
Typing a hard
>>502977
Basicaly: Normies.
>>502995
Be warned.
i'm looking thru and theres lots of pregnant/ birthing shit
Who wants more Enemy Lines?
>>503001
I didn't know Tom Clancy had a tumblr.
The lack of Turian, Krogan and Salarian female porn is disappointing
>>502215
If it doest kill me, all the way up to 10
>>503005
What?
>>498811
Sauce ?
>>503046
sunibee
>>502812
With this scale I'd fuck anything between 2 and 6 and then jump straight to 10. I ain't into bestiality and eldritch horrors kinda scary me and not in a good way.
>>502977
... I like boning with Asari. They're open, openly like sex with humans and sex with 'em feel absolutely heavenly.
What's not to like?
>>503116
>What's not to like?
Sexually transmitted mental illness.
Also you never know if she's an Ardat Yakshi, in which case sexually transmitted death.
>>502834
>tfw will never turn into a sexy demonic abomination
>>503125
>Sexually transmitted mental illness
What evidence do you have of such a thing?
>>503172
Bullshit you're the one who claimed it.
Prove it.
>>503009
Salarian pussy is best pussy
>>503206
I heard you wuz talkin' shit like I wouldn't find out.
>>503005
I know I want more, you got me hooked.
Also if anyone cares I'm going to try to get out some more of the Tash and John story soon and also hopefully that ayy princess short I had in mind. Probably won't be until late tomrrow, I really should be sleeping because I need to be a responsible adult and work in the morning. Goodnight /xeno/.
>>503208
Man, that's a fuckin good piece of content.
>>502812
That sounds pretty decent. I'll mix all of our ideas into an easy to read image some time soon. And fix our 1-10 problem for good.
>>502327
Sexy snek waitress at Advent burger~
>>500549
>ywn live in a cyberpunk future with alien prostitutes and alien porn
Smfh
>>498825
I guess Rek'Sai IS an alien...
>>500549
Give it 10 years, there will be more fully immersive VR porn than you could possibly handle, some of it alien/furry/etc themed for sure. There is still reason to hope my good anon
>>503208
swear on me fuckin mum m8
>>503417
Why does that Turian have tits? They're not mammals.
>>503005
yea
>>503561
I don't know, why can a quarian have sex without environmental protection? Because it's a fantasy
>>503737
Antihistamines, antibiotics, and most of their suit still on
Besides, flatchest Turians are the best. Hips man. HIPS.
>>503737
That's canon though. Turian tiddies are decidedly not canon.
>>503741
This, it's a proven fact that delicious flatchest Turians and Salarians are superiour in every way to the other mass effect races. Quarians have dem hips too but the immunity issues make them a hassle.
Gimme a Turian or Salarian any day. I'm not being contrary, something about tits that I hate. >inb4 closet homosexual urges
No. The fact that a female has no breasts just draws more attention to the pussy for me.
>>503758
I mean you're right about the Turians, but otherwise you have shit taste. Tig ole biddies are the best.
>>502812
I'd fuck an unimaginable abomination
If your mind cannot conceive of them image how they must feel around your cock
>>503828
I meant on aliens m8, tits on an alien are a shit. A shit!
>>503901
But alien breasts are the best breasts.
[spoiler] especially when they're full of alien milk[/spoiler]
all that time wasted on arguing could of been spent posting aliens
>>500549
I feel ya man, human women do nothing for me.
>>501407
Would you bang that xeno female?
>>504613
I would tear that pussy to pieces just to reassemble the wrecked cooter and do it again.
Sexually.
>>503533
We said "give it 10 years for VR" in 2000.
We said it in the 90s.
Hell we said it in the 80s.
Full immersive VR is never going to happen. The brain is too complex and unique.
>>504777
but we've made absolutely unprecedented leaps and bounds just within the past few years, do you really believe that it just wont happen?
What's the tags for this on gelbooru or danbooru?
>>505029
just alien
>>505029
also a lot on there is bullshit
>>505046
Then what do you recommend anon?
>>498818
>otachu
Normally I don't approve of kaiju lewds, but this is too good
>>504613
Anon the better question is would I bang that xeno day and night until dem child bearing hips were carrying twins?
And the answer is yes, yes I would.
>>504777
It's not that complex. People are tricked by drugs all the time into believing a false reality.
>>503561
Most mammals don't have tits. Humans are weird in that one, and it probably has to do with the fact that we're bipedal and have our reproductive tract opposite our heads. Being bipedal made hips and ass shape matter more, so tits probably evolved to have something to shake from the front.
I mean, there are alternative explanations. The breasts began protruding more to compensate for humans' shrinking jaws and lack of a muzzle relative to previous primates, and the fat helps keep it the right temperature. But I personally don't buy it. It doesn't explain the sheer size and roundness that have developed as options.
>>505112
Sexual selection. Humans have bigger breasts and penises for our size than any other primate. Early humans must have found those traits attractive, and the individuals who displayed them got more opportunity to breed.
>>504777
Yeah the difference between then and now is that high quality consumer VR actually exists. Just think how much the computer industry as a whole has advanced in the last 15 years from PCs to game consoles to cell phones. VR is now one of those products that will drastically improve because it's here and people want it.
Good evening boys and girls, hope all you xeno-lovers out there had a good day, thought I'd start off tonight with this little ditty from 1979.
https://youtu.be/kii8Zsuo3_c
"I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper." Ah, we've all been there, haven't we?
>>505053
Honestly these threads are pretty much the best place for sexy ayys outside of looking up specific artists who are known to draw them. And that obviously has it's own difficulties like with nuerodyne.
>>505887
am i the only one that thinks the head is a fedora in the thumbnail?
>>506124
No, I thought it too. Even knowing it isn't when I glance at the thumbnail I think that.
>>506124
Oh shit I see it too
>>506128
>dat cute bum
100/10 would destroy
Continuing http://pastebin.com/jKYKb8Qf
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Ketri was very sore the next morning, and managed to coerce Nate into bringing her breakfast in bed. The sun had begun to rise, but it was still mostly dark outside as they cuddled next to the truck's space heater and scarfed their morning rations.
"Last night was fuuuunnn..." The little alien purred, stealing a spoonful of instant oatmeal off his mess tin and nuzzling her face into his chest as he cradled her along his right side. "You really stirred up my insides! And there was still cum leaking out of me this morning..."
"You're a little semen demon, you know that?" Nate chuckled warmly, scratching her behind a pointed ear and stroking her inner thigh. She give him a little nip on his neck and chirped slyly.
"How did you ever guess?" The Sha'dee smirked, flashing her fangs as she wiggled her soft red tail and flicked her ears. Her people's resemblance to ancient depictions of demons was not lost on Humanity, and had unfortunately led to much persecution from the First Galactic Church. But between the two of them, it was just another thing to tease about.
"God I love you..." Nate mused, kissing her forehead and squeezing her shoulder. The xeno girl flushed, and beamed at him.
"I love you tooooo..." Ketri purred.
"We should probably get moving. I think the others are packing up already."
"Awwwwwww... I wanna cuddle more..." She complained, rubbing her body against him plaintively. He laughed, and started tickling her belly and sides. She chittered and thrashed about, playfully trying to fight him off until she fell off the bed and landed on the floor of the truck. Nate slid out of bed after her, and helped her to her feet. A few minutes (and a bit of kissing and fondling) later, they were dressed. Once the nets had been rolled up and stowed, they mounted up and set off.
>>506128
>those underoos
Oh me, oh my
>>506334
pantless girls are my fetish too.
>>506128
I had a pair of underwear just like that when I was young. Which reminds me:
Is there any shota-xeno out there? Preferably gay but wouldn't mind straight either.
>>506454
As I am neither a faggot nor a pedophile, I'm afraid I can't help you.
>>506454
Im sure someone will come along to help me. Thanks for trying tough.
Here is something your non-faggot ass may enjoy.
>>500582
Only consensual, not into rape.
Both.
Both.
Full blown fucking 10. I'll stick my dick in anything that'll allow it.
>>506487
Y'know, that picture makes me wonder if digitigrade legs would actually work on an upright biped like that. Imagine the strain that must be on that joint, having to hold up the weight like that.
The only things that I can think of like that in nature are kangaroos, and they have most of their weight slung down low, unlike us with our big, heavy brains held up like this.
>>506635
>If their planet has a lower gravity it could work wonders. Like, 0.85g and they are set.
>They would probably also be giants, given lower gravity allows for taller bodies.
Good point, didn't think of that. Higher gravity (maybe even Earth-norm) would really fuck them over though.
>>506665
Yes, it would. On the other hand we would be like dwarves to them: Tiny but ridiculously strong.
Our bones are dense and our muscles thick to keep us upright and walking ok, and even then they only last about 50-65 years before starting to break down. Such aliens would almost certanly need either an exoskeleton or canes to talk long period of time in our gravity.
We, on the other hand, would have to be very careful not to accidentaly shatter their hands with fist-bumps and walk slowly to avoing hopping everywhere due to our legs trying to lift a weight way lower them normal.
>>506721
The llower gravity would also causes humans to get a growth spurt due to less gravity pushing us down. Like how astronauts end gaining a couple inches while in space/zero-g
>>506732
Perhaps they're smaller, more gracile creatures that stand about our size if not smaller. Is a size ever given? Because if they are small, that could explain their rather slim body, like an antelope.
>>506487
So can I boink that ayy lmao woman? Is that ayy lmao woman worth porking with?
>>506300
They made good time, skimming quickly across the desert plains. This world was surprisingly barren, with nothing but desert and crumbling terraforming towers as far as the eye could see.
"Was this world terraformed?" Nate asked idly, glancing out the window at a sand-blasted tower.
"Sort of." Ketri explained. "The local legend is that there used to be a sapient race on this planet. Conglomerate made first contact with them, decided they weren't compatible with Humanity, and carpet-nuked the planet from orbit. There's still radioactive hotspots around that the atmo scrubbers couldn't take care of. That's what the geiger counter on the truck is for."
"Damn..." Nate muttered, somberly. Ketri shrugged.
"It happens. Probably would have happened to my people if we hadn't been the first race you made contact with. I've heard you can still find skeletons from the natives, and someone showed me what they said was a skull once. Looked like a dainty Human skull with horns. But it could have been a fake, I'm no xenobiologist." The alien girl explained.
"Who knows. This galaxy's a fucked up place. Thinking about it too hard isn't good for you."
"That's the spirit." Ketri chirped, smiling. "Can't change the past. All we can do is make the present the best we can."
"Cute, amazing in bed AND wise? You just get better and better." Nate teased, leaning across the center console to kiss his mate on the cheek. Ketri blushed, and kissed him back, somehow managing to keep the truck on course as she devoured his face. Nate reached over and tapped the play button on the sound system, and Ketri revved up the engine, sending them flying towards the horizon to the refrain of "Here I go again" by a band his alien girl identified as "white snake".
>>506808
Shit, name fell off.
See kids, this is why you don't drink and be a faggot on 4chan. Be smart, don't start.
>>506721
I'm fairly certain Earth has a high gravity.
I'am trying to make a short sci-fi story with aliens in it and I decided to add this one alien race I thought up of. It's a humanoid alien race in which they have brightly-pastel colored skin, have extremely similar biology to humans, have sharp teeth; the males are less sharper and alot duller than the females, but the females are much sharper. They have horns, the horns of the males are very short and stubby but the horns of females are longer, "profound" and even elegant.
And this race arebeautifully elegant - males are good looking/handsome, even when they age they still look good. And females are easily sexy and are significantly taller in height than the males.
>>507011
Sounds neat bro
>>507011
>ayy lmao race where they look exactly like humans and have bright colored skin
>have sharp teeth
>they have horns; males horns are short and stubby and female horns are long and regal
>are beautifully elegant
Aren't those bascially Tieflings? Except as aliens and in space?
>>506813
update the pastebin, family. Threads near bump limit
>>507352
Oh I did, I just realized that I needed to have the protagonists on the road for longer before the interlude, so I changed the order up a bit.
A million blowjobs/pussylicks to whomever can write a threesome story involving the Elites from Halo.
>>500582
>consensual or rape?
Both
>your qt ayylmao gf or rando slut from the spacebar?
Anything goes
>recreational, or if science allows, procreational?
Both
>on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being blue human, and 10 being an eldrich Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, how xeno would you go?
8
