>In DS1 there's a giant tree called "Great Hollow"
>In DS3 hollows are turning into trees
What does it mean???
>>/v/
>>142811998
>LLewewnewywen set
>>142811998
KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK SJW KEK
>>142811998
>posting on the wrong board
>>142811998
WEED
>>142812102
I usually just get high for anime. Video games call for more serious attention.
>>142811998
Ehh because its giant and the tree trunk is dead and hollow
>the Great Hollow
>>142812090
I told someone on /wsr/ to fuck off with his rec thread because I thought it was /a/ once.
Fun times.
>As you once did for the vacuous Rom, grant us eyes, grant us eyes. Plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy.
What did he mean by this?
>>142812237
It means that Maria is my waifu.
>>142812237
It means fuck off to /v/
>>142812237
eyes are both symbolic and literal and they want more of them so that they can see beyond the physical reality of life. Rom was the only student of byrgenwerth to successfully surpass her own humanity.
>>142811998
what does "DS1" and "DS3" mean?
>>142812237
It means that Kos gave Rom enlightenment so she turned into a braindead spider in a lake and Micolash is an ABSOLUTE MADMAN who wants to be a spider as well, and he very much dislikes beasts.
braindead octopus or spider > edgy furry anyday
>>142812374
Micolash couldn't into eyes and used a cage, what a bitch.
So, Souls anime when?
Firekeeper is the best waifu.
>>142812361
Dark Souls 1 and Dark Souls 3. They are action role playing games developed by the Japanese studio From Software. They are heavily inspired by Berserk in their art and tone (they have a lot less rape and sex stuff but the very little sex related stuff they cover is usually quite disturbing even without rape). Their director Hidetaka Miyazaki is a self confessed Berserk and JoJo fanboy, though the latter has very little bearing on the series.
Nasu go away and play das3 alone
>>142812402
Bloodborne is pretty anime already, especially the DLC with Maria. Imagine the Ludwig fight animated in an OVA with Hellsing Ultimate level quality. I'd cum everywhere.
That said a Dark Souls anime is a very real possibility since Namco are trying to squeeze as much cash out of the IP before From's contract expires and they can move fully to Kadokawa. Once that happens their new IPs could probably get animes as well since Kadokawa's only big hit in the games department is Kancolle.
>>142812413
so basically just game of thones then in video game format. yep another sex filled shit story game to add to the list of shit sex filled stories not to engage in.
>>142812459
I'd prefer a SoL, with plenty fan service.
Including Maria molesting the Doll
>>142812410
Yuria is the best waifu
>>142812469
>sex
>DS/BB
Haha, what the fuck.
Only kind of fucking you have is mindfuck.
>>142812402
The cage was literally a tinfoil hat
Him and his classmates were crazy stoner dudes drank period blood all day and tried to have trippy dreams
They had a nightmare where a giant brain in a tower fired insanity beams at everybody and they all got stuck in it and became skeleton
>>142812529
Half-breed Priscilla means that someone had sex with a dragon. Probably Nameless King.
>>142812410
She's pretty boring.
Maiden in Black and Doll are way better.
>>142812459
Don't get my hopes up.
>>142812469
The story is anything but boring.
>>142812508
Good taste.
>>142812410
the trap is best waifu
>>142812469
It's literally the opposite. It does away with all the sex and political bullshit and focuses almost purely on the myth and fantasy elements. They're also set in times hen the world has gone to shit and there are no cities or countries left and everyone is just a drifting vagrant.
>>142812571
Dude what
Seath jerked off to Gwyn's daughter and Priscilla rose from the crystal cum
>>142812497
I mean that's a given. We can have a beach episode just before fighting Gehrman where the Good Hunter invites all the survivors to a party at the fishing hamlet and they make friends with the shark men and have barbecued Kos.
I want to "use" the doll for pleasure.
>>142812643
>Amygdala, eat your veggies!
>>142812594
senpai i dont believe you
>>142812647
Gehrman says it's fine, but he and the Moon Presence have already had their way with her. The only reason she lives after MP dies is because she was full of his non-euclidean mathematically perfect theoretical god cum. There's a reason she bleeds white.
>>142812643
>eating Mother Kosm
No
Mother is for learning from and protecting
The Spirit King is just a giant Hollow. The ultimate Hollow, the Menos Doble Gigante. The ocean of powerlevel he unconsciously puts off gets scavanged by lesser souls.
awoooo~
>>142812683
It's pretty refreshing after GoT brought on this wave of 'lmao sex and politics' in fantasy settings that overtook the actual fantasy part. You get faint descriptions of what life is or was like in different kingdoms from item descriptions but you never see them unless they're in ruins or everyone is dead. You're right on the precipice of where all the nastiest shit in the world has conglomerated at the time and there's no civilisation for miles. Except in Bloodborne which is in a city but everyone is insane and racist and worship aliens who cum in their heads so the effect is similar.
>>142812237
grant us eyes to dodge this shit
If the Skull Knight caused Anor Londo to appear how did Seathe know that crystals kept faggots away?
>>142812643
>the whore and nun fight for the hunters attention
>>142812686
Is this canon?
>>142811998
>dark souls, /a/
So, this is a Berserk thread?
>>142812469
It has practically zero in common with game of thrones
>>142812759
Acquire Old Hunter Bone.
>>142812686
I wish there were rape, mindbreak, nakadashi doujin of Doll.
>>142812763
>Is this canon?
Yes.
>>142811998
The sad part is that this thread has and will get 100+ unironic replies.
>EH?! What are you doing peeking at me you pervert?!
What did Ebrietas mean by this? What was she doing in the altar?
>>142812845
>The sad part is that this thread has and will get 100+ unironic replies.
What did you mean by this?
>berserk game announced by koei tecmo
>koei tecmo
>demon's souls and dark souls i will still be more "berserk" than this actual berserk game
i like musou games, though, so i'm not worried
>Onii-chan no baka! Knock before entering my room!
Why did Rom slap the hunter? He only saw her changing.
>>142811998
Isn't that the Holy Grail from FSN though?
I've had and played the game since release and I can't beat the first boss.
Wtf am I doing wrong? And don't say keyboard controls, I have a controller.
What would a Dark Souls anime be about?
>>142812763
Nah it's not canon. Her having white blood is meant to be important for some reason though, the Paleblood we were meant to find is grey and harvested from aliens yet our qt waifu we meet near the beginning has the purest alien blood around unmatched by any other enemy. And she's a construct made by the MP to comfort or seduce Hunters into killing Great One babies for him so he can rule humanity through their blood without having to share with other Great Ones. We do just that and either get to leave the dream as a reward or become his slave if we don't leave when ordered, or if you collect at least three Great One umbilical cords and eat them at some point your character ascends into a Great One and repel the Moon Presence's advances and you take over ownership of the dream. Then you become a squid kid and your new power keeps the doll around to be your new mother until you become a Great One who can lead humanity rather than rule them.
Point is there was an important reason for having white blood but I forgot what it was.
>>142812921
Guts.
Remember when Hollows were dangerous?
Remember Menos Grandes?
Good times eh.
>Ara Ara are you sure you want to have an old great one like me as your partner?
Gehrman is a man of god tier tastes.
>>142812890
>>142812759
>>142812374
>>142812237
rom doesn't attack you during your very first encounter. she probably liked you. i sat my player character down and took screens with her before killing her. i would post, but i don't have any right now
>>142812918git gud
The souls series is just a dodge simulator desu.
>>142812918
Which one? The game takes a while to learn. Even once you memorise the controls it still takes several hours to click and actually make sense and flow right.
>>142812410
Pickle pee pump a rum best girl
Fuck thee
Reminder that DS1 is the best game in the series.
Would a souls anime work?
SHHHHHHH LADY MARIA IS SLEEPING
>>142812921
Helmet MC rescuing NPCs and shit.Only to kill them later for the darkest soul end.
>>142812967
I do dodge, but that fucking halberd reaches too far and his second form is unpredictable.
>>142812974
DS3.
I was able to get about a quarter through DS1 but here I'm at a fucking roadblock and am contemplating on uninstalling and killing myself.
>>142812921
An SoL about the Four Knights of Gwyn going on missions while managing their relationships and killing those dumb dragons FUCK DRAGONS OMG.
>>142812756
I prefer the world of Demon's Souls. Probably spoilers in this paragraph so.
In Dark, everything is just too nebulous and bullshitty, oh there's an age of fire and that's going to go away into an age of dark but there was an age of gray before which won't happen again for some reason where nothing was alive but there were actually alive things because the lords found souls in the flame but they were humans before but no because humanity is the dark soul which was also found in the first flame by other people who already existed when the flame became a thing. "Time is convoluted in Lordran" means fuck continuity except where we arbitrarily decide to pander. Oh Andre is back but the giant isn't lol "transitory lands of the lords of cinder" my ass, the world just does what it wants because from says I dunno lol.
Why have we been getting so many /v/ shitposters lately?
what a comfy thread
>>142813074
Nobody tells them to fuck off anymore, they just feel at home now.
>>142813046
>halberd reaches too far
Dodge sideways or towards him, not backwards.
Also your dodge has iframes so that shouldn't matter anyway.
>>142813046
Dodge to the side, nerd. Also, remember those firebombs you looted on your way there? Yes. Use those to fuck him while he's changing to his second form.
After that, you could just cheese the game by being a ranged shitter. Dark Souls is NOT a hard game!
>>142813046
Try dodging sideways on most hits, either into or against the weapon depending on the attack. And try Knight as your starting class, it's pretty OP for the early game since you can actually tank a few hits before dying whereas the others don't have enough HP or armour to do so at first.
>>142813019
The secrets beckon so sweetly.
WAKE UP
>>142813070
DeS had a pretty good mythos and I like that it was simple and never really expanded on. Bloodborne has a pretty awesome world too, probably my favourite.
>>142811998
Remember Ash Lake?
>>142813046
Remember to dodge against his swing.
You want there to be only one point where his weapon crosses you, and you want that to be in the invincibility frames of your roll. Don't roll following his weapon, or straight backwards, you're rolling into more hitbox. That's true of most every boss.
>>142813074
>>142813105
They honestly don't feel like actual shitposters anymore. They have assimilated into the summer fauna among the newfags.
>>142811998
>Can't wait til summer ends
>>142813046
What class? Some of the classes are hard on that one.
Roll a knight since it has 100% physical block shield. You can make it in to another class later.
>>142813114
>>142813197
Ofc I dodge sideways, but you have to dodge backwards otherwise you can't drink your estus flask
>>142813126firebombs?
>>142813138
I have tried every class at least a dozen times. Oddly, the closest I've ever gotten was with the mercenary.
I beat DkS 1-3 by shield hugging, and I'm about to try Bloodborne for the first time. How fucked am I?
>/v/ newfag posts off-topic
What a fucking surprise.
>>142813074
We've gotten all varieties of newfag filth 'lately'.
>>142813217
Maybe you should just uninstall.
>tfw From's next original game will get an anime since they're owned by Kadokawa now and whatever they make will sell based on reputation alone
>>142811998
Effectively it means guts's boat is hollow
>>142813200
Yeah, that's what I meant, they are actually so comfortable here that they just post as they would on /v/.
They don't do it to shit up this board, it does not happen out of spite.
I really hope that things get a bit better when summer is over.
>>142813236
Y-yeah. Me too.
Would you Kos?
Why is every single thing cute in Bloodborne? You literally cannot find a single thing that isn't cute
>>142813217
Explore the right side from the bonfire you just rested at. You'll get 3 of them on a cliff, guarded by 2 hollows.
>>142813260
>I really hope that things get a bit better when summer is over.
We've been in a permanent summer for years now, friend. It won't get better. It was like this before summer and it will be like this after summer.Remember to sage and report off-topic threads!
>>142813217
Look around the area before the boss.
Also, your position affects boss movesets, if you're going to back away to heal, don't go too far or you'll trigger his lunge.
You can heal right in front of his face if you time things right. Just use one of the openings where you would attack and heal instead.
Just go into it with an open mindset, it might take a bit too get used to the game not holding your hand but you'll appreciate it before long.
>>142813224
It's not as hard without shields as hyped but it's definitely faster and I'd say a lot more fun. I like it more than DaS3. Takes a bit of getting used to though, at first I thought that the parry windows and some attacks were impossible to get since they were so quick but once you get into it those windows that last fractions of a second feel like ages on their own.
>>142812126
>Get high as fuck
>Watch series
>Enjoy the shit out of it
>Next day watch it again since I forgot the entire plot
Its a good feel
>>142813288Your character.
>>142813329
Nope
Does everyone in this thread own a PS4 or something?
>>142813296
It was not this bad at the start of the year, but for about 3 or 4 months we have been in a new low, I mean this is the most obvious off topic thread and the mods do nothing.
>>142813353
Seriously, it started out as a Dark Souls thread.I have one
>>142813288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlm-FBB1PtM
Just look at that little fella. What a qt.
>>142813312
DaS3 felt way faster than the previous games. How fast is Bloodborne compared to it?
>>142811998
>english UI
>>142813217
Also, fast roll is your friend, try to keep your load <60% at all times, it'll make it easier.
>>142813387
Like 50% faster. Even the heavy weapons are about as fast as normal weapons in DaS3 but after a while they start to feel slow as well. DaS3 was actually really easy after BB since you NEED to dodge and all the attack windups in 3 were really long compared to what I was used to by that point and combos are like less than half the length so I was able to dodge almost everything on my first try.
>>142813217
When dodging, timing is everything, due to invincibility frames. You can literally roll into enemies´ weapons as long as you do it at the right moment.
But the whole rolling animation does not make you untouchable. It is only, if I remember correctly, the first second of roll or so.
>>142813369
At least Dark Souls is good. I don't even like video games.
>>142813369
I want to believe that the mods are actually creating these shit threads to catch /v/ermin and IP ban them.
>>142813217
You should just finish DS1 first.
If you can get through Ornstein & Smough there, you'll have no problem here.
>>142812469
>namefag
>spouts mindless retardation
nothing to see here, everything and poise are working as intended.
>>142813387
A tad faster, DS3 is easy as fuck though.
cripple yaoi twin reminded me somewhat of the moveset of a BB boss, just make him somewhat faster and he's essentially one of the DLC bosses.
>>142813070
>"Time is convoluted in Lordran" means fuck continuity except where we arbitrarily decide to pander
No it doesn't, it means "here's the justification for online multiplayer elements in this primarily singleplayer game". Stop taking shit out of context.
I bet OP also made yesterdays /v/ tier thread, mods are truly dead.
>>142813471
True, but the amount of unironic samefagging here is still cancerous.
>>142813478
The only thing mods do is the monthly MODS=GODS Yotsuba thread.
>>142813470
It's not the first second, it's about half a second in the middle of the roll. 11 frames is a number that comes to mind but might just be misremembering something.
>>142813409
Not that guy, but how great does that affect your rolls? Ive been playing nearly below 70% and it's the same as the normal roll back in the previous games.
Is this like that agility meme back at DkS2?
>>142813508
Didn't they just remove Overload generals for some stupid, arbitrary reason?
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