Favorite head canon ?
>>139616170
The whole Jotaro is obsessed with dolphins thing.
>>139616170
that people truly think part 5 isnt trash
>>139612848
>>139612620zoot suit when?
>>139616358
There is literally nothing wrong with part 5.
>>139616170
You forgot something
http://pastebin.com/CJPJP2HiThis will happen constantly because of the new anime
>>139616444
>pt5
>444
And this is just more proof that pt5 is actually cursed.
Ending theme predictions?
>>139616170
>Favorite head canon?
Stroheim threw Joseph's severed hand.
>>139616170
King Crimson was the real mastermind.
>>139616170
Jonathan's soul was still inside his body during part 3
>>139616561
reminder that diavolo and doppio are actually two separate people, and Epitaph and KC are two separate stands
>>139616556
I never thought of that. Makes sense since he's a super up cyborg
Kakyoin is alive
This show looks gay as fuckkkkk.
Should I watch it? Or are all the drawings gay as fuck?
>>139616608
>diavolo and doppio are actually two separate people
Yes
>Epitaph and KC are two separate stands
No
>>139616647
And gave birth to Jotaro's son.
>>139616444
Bad plot
so /a/ should i read part 5 i hear its got pretty mixed views about it.
>>139616652
Already taken down.
Me and my brother did art collab
He drew the head, and I everything else
>>139616770
Just read it. In all honesty it's not bad and has some pretty cool stands.
7>4>8(for now)>6>5>2>3>1
Johnny>Joseph>Jolyne>Josuke>Gappy>Jotaro>Giorno>Jonathan
Valentine>Kira>Pucci>Dio>Kars>Diavolo
>>139616813
What, really? I haven't gotten any notifications yet. Weird.
>>139616663
Doppio is the subordinate personality and can use Epitaph. Diavolo has to surface for him to use KC. Diavolo can use Epitaph freely as he is the dominant personality.
Being two separate people is supported by the fortune-teller Diavolo straight-up murders. KC and Epitaph being two separate stands makes sense but there's nothing to support it.The OP is about headcanon, anyway.
Stardust Crusaders is not the worst part.
A friend of mine brought up a question. Could josuke defeat dio by "fixing" jospehs body, thus detaching him from dios head? I know he cant bring back the dead, but i believe he is able to restore dead bodies to their normal form.
>>139616906
I guess I'll just upload it somewhere else then. Dailymotion wouldn't take it down right?
>>139616924
>joseph
Jonathan*
And probably not, Dio's head is probably considered part of the body more than Jonathan's is, by CD's rules.
>>139616770
It's mostly because there are no good complete translations for it. Just read through it then come back when the good translation is done. Plus, you can't explain to people with bad taste why it isn't good without reading it can you? :^)
>>139616770
well I just started reading it after having skipped over it for a few years.
i can honestly say that the beginning is at least interesting so far.
Also Narancia is the cutest mafioso so far. I never thought Id jerk off to any other female in JJBA besides Jolyne but stupid tomboys like her are literally my weakness
>>139616662
No
>>139617004
I dont know, its just bullshit enough to work for Araki
Overheaven is canon
>>139616912
It has some sense but not at all. It's like thinking Sheer Heart Attack and Killer Queen aren't the same stand.
>>139617047
>Narancia
>her
>>139617047
hahaahahh
>>139616170
If Kars wasn't blasted into space he still wouldn't have wrecked everyone and succeeded in universal domination.
Even though he's the ultimate lifeform he has no defense against stands. He probably would eventually lose to DIO or his assassins if he ran into them.
>>139617102
What was that about?
>>139617047
Anon you're such a homo
>>139617047
>skipping parts
> I never thought Id jerk off to any other female in JJBA besides Jolyne but stupid tomboys like her are literally my weakness
I like this bait
>>139617047
>Narancia
>female
Anon
>>139617047
Here we go again
Jorge Joestar is canon.
And so is the CLAMP doujin.
>>139617047
I never got why people think Narancia is a girl since he basically looks like RPS kid without the cheek hole.
>>139617156
>he thinks Kars didn't have a stand
>>139617117
SHA is literally KQ's hand, though, and there's no alternate personality. Kira literally chopped his hand off to separate himself from SHAif I recall right, it's been a while
>>139617102
>not written by Araki
>canon
>>139617237
Which one? They've made several jojo doujins.
>>139616924
There have been bigger asspulls why not.
>>139617237
god bless CLAMP
>>139617262
And Epitaph is literally Diavolo's forehead.A forehead with a head heh that's funny.
>>139617260
What was it then? And Jorge Joestar doesn't count because it's not canon.
>>139617169
A light novel by the guy who wrote Monogatari. It's DIO's diary from part 6.
>>139617169
a monologue on dio's thoughts throughout the events of stardust crusaders
>>139616170
bruno is a zeppeli
mista is hol horse's bastard son
>>139617293
>Several
This is what I get for not checking up on Jojo news for a while.
All I remember is the egg one.
Which one was the first identity, Diavolo or Doppio?
>>139617246
he looked like a short haired girl at times too.
>>139616170
Whenever dio masturbated he felt pretty fucking gay because he gave jonathan a handjob
>>139616924
My head canon says not. Josuke can only revert things a few months or years ago but not more than 10 years. That's why he couldn't heal Okuyasu's father or Tonio's girlfriend.
>>139617391
Who knows, nobody could see it.
>>139617416
There was a shot comic involving Kakyoin cooking with Holly. I really don't like how them and a lot of other people make Kakyoin the "girl" of the relationship.
>>139617503
>not wanting to jack off the best jojo husbando
I think you're the gay one
>>139617503
All those women, Girono's mom and Vanilla Ice did all of that. Dio didn't have to lift a finger.
Probably watched that time stop porn too
>>139616444
You mean besides nobody really knowing how King Crimson works, the lack of suspension by having a JoJo with a stand that can instantly heal anyone that isn't already dead and one of the most boring main characters of the entire series, barring Josuke in SDC?
Yeah, nothing wrong with it.
It did have some very great stands, though.
[Spoiler]Shelia E X Fugo is canon[/spoiler]
>>139617394
>>139617397
But what it's written in it? One hundred pages of "jotaro kisama" or what?
>>139617509
>Tonio's girlfriend
Who?
>>139616444
THERE'S A MOUNTAIN
AND IT'S MIGHTY HIGH
>>139617246
For me was her femenine voice in ASB.
>>139617587
>implying jonathan isn't too pure for that
He only makes love to erina
>>139617608
Life and shit
>>139617625
Read Poaching Seashore.
>>139616170
Kakyoin is a Zeppeli adopted by the Noriakis.
>>139616170
Pucci and DIO definitely fucked
Can I have sex with a female stand?
>>139617714
You no
>>139617703
Also, DIO probably fucked Smugbird too
Pucci already looped once but without obtaining MiH, hence why he knew he couldn't fail until after the universe looped over
>>139617692
I do wonder what ever happened to Caesar's siblings. Did they just end up living normal lives or ever become hamon users?
(YOU)
ALRIGHT YOU FUCKERS
THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK PART 5 IS BAD, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART? I WILL FUCKING RIP IT TO SHREDS IN COMPARISON TO PART 5.
>>139617593
>You mean besides nobody really knowing how King Crimson works
>>139617783
>if I shit on your part it makes my part better
>>139617783
What if part 5 is my third favorite part?
>>139617608
http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/JoJo's_Bizarre_Adventure_Over_Heaven
>DIO theorizes that the worth of a human soul can be calculated as 10.
>Despite seemingly different in the manga, Dio thought his mother was a fool due to her kindly nature and placed his father above her in terms of respect due to his father's more ruthless and hard nature. He also admitted to regret killing his father.
>DIO discovered he needed a "friend" with a noble personality and no ambition. He first considers Daniel J. D'Arby but abandons that plan out of disdain for D'Arby's greed. After meeting Pucci, he chooses him as a suitable candidate.
>>139617714
Who says it has to be a girl
>>139617293
>that image
This shit needs to be contained and gassed right now
Ok i can't take this shit anymore can anyone in /a/ tell me how king crimson fucking works it doesn't make sense.
>>139617845
Skipping ahead in a youtube video by pressing a number key.
>>139616538
Smashmouth
>>139617714
Your stand could.
>>139617783
As much as I love Part 5... 7 is the superior Part
>>139617845
>>139616170
Loli Jolyne in morioh is canon
>>139617881
What a useless power then.
>>139617845
Watch the Futurama episode "Time keeps on slippin"
>>139617845
>>139617920
Okay, besides part 7 because I haven't read that yet. What is your second favorite part.
>>139617481
Perhaps neither were first. Perhaps both happened at the same time. All we can say is Diavolo is the strongest. There's a thing where, in the womb, one twin can 'consume' another and have cells of both twins, maybe Doppio is Diavolo's undeveloped twin?
>>139617593
>Josuke in SDC
I have been typing out a legitimate response only to see that and realize halfway through I got baited HARD. Good job, anon.
>>139617937
does invisible baby ever come back at all?
what was the point to her character even
>>139617760
They breeded Kakyoin and Bruno.
>hamon
No point of that without vampires.
>>139617807
Okay, granted, maybe I'm just retarded.
But you didn't adress my other points
>>139617845
Lurk more. KC get's explained in every thread.
You'll learn one day faggot.
>>139617975
Shizuka Joestar is in part 6.
You just didn't see her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9mbQNJiDRA
While Part 5 is being talked about
>>139617971
Probably Part 2
>>139617783
Part 2.
Yes, I know, no stands, but Joseph is best JoJo, Caesar is best BroJo, LisaLisa is hottest HoJo and the pillar men are my favourite antagonists in the entire series.
>>139617814
If you think it's good, that's fine
But if you think it's bad, or even if you think its bad relative to other parts, you're autistic.
>>139617975
To make Josuke grow closer to his daddy
>>139618043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpWH7p9XFs4
>>139618065
>Caesar best Brojo
He's literally just a dick for the most part then he dies in a dramatic way.
>>139617973
>I have been typing out a legitimate response only to see that and realize halfway through I got baited HARD. Good job, anon.
Y-yeah, totally got you, haha!Sorry, I'm just not good with Japanese names. Plus I'm drunk. I meant Jotaro of course.
>>139618082
I don't really like the asspull at the end and I wish Doppio woulda lived, but the fights were hype as shit.
>>139616375
No fucking zoot suit. Bad anon.
>>139618042
Ayy
>>139617811
That is essentially the logic of people who shit on part 5. They know if they admit that what their favorite part is, all of their criticisms will have no basis and they will look like a hypocrite.
The true reality of why people don't like part 5 is because they can't handle the extremely based characters because said people are registered homosexuals
Did you do your good deed to celebrate Jonathan's birthday?
>>139617845
Is it wrong if I started jojo from part 8 finished the lasted chapter at the time, played the 7th stand user for part 3, then watched the anime of part 1 and 2, the read part 4 and 5 ?
can someone list me all the stupid shit Josuke did? some of them that i could remember are:
>bullied someone who used to get bullied
>met an actual alien and used the guy to gamble 5 minutes after meeting
>got someone's house on fire while trying to gamble
>>139618205
>>139618205
I found a strange looking mask, I'm going to give to a friend
>>139618065
Caesar as best BroJo is heavily debatable, considering he barely did anything except when he died.
But LisaLisa is hottest Hojo I agree with.
>>139618149
KC is not hard to understand, "It just werks" is literally just a meme, Part 4 has a "can heal anyone who isn't dead" stand too, and Jotaro is just as boring in 3.
>>139618273
>>bullied someone who used to get bullied
I forgot. Who did he bully again?
>>139618065
>joseph best jojo
Giorno is way cooler than him, he doesn't act like a literal faggot, he has cool friends, and he has ambition
>Caesar is best BroJo
Caesar is a really funny way of saying Buccellati, Narancia, Fugo, Abbachio, Mista etc.
>LisaLisa is hottest HoJo
Trish is 10 times better especially because she actually has an interesting character in of itself and a personality and is actually to do shit whereas LisaLisa just shows up, gives MCs powerups, then gets fucking rekt.
>pillarmen are my fav antags
Favoritism is debatable and Kars is based but Diavolo is way cooler and more badass because of his ability and the suspense leading up to him and him being a mafia boss and having an interesting personality.
>>139617845
the most simple way to understand KC is not knowing that it can erase time, but erases "fact" instead.
>sees 10 seconds into the future
>you'll punching somone's dick
>that person will punch your dick too
>activate king crimson
>erases the fact that you punched his dick
>deactivate king crimson
now the guy is on the ground holding his wrecked up crotch and you still have yours all big and shiny without a scratch
>>139618242
No, this is the true order:
JoJolion
Eyes of Heaven
Last 20 chapters of Stone Ocean
Jolyne x Gucci spinoff
Diamond is Unbreakable anime
The 7th Stand User
Vento Aureo (You can just look up the summary of this on Wikipedia)
JoJo x Clamp
If you don't like that order, start from chapter 1 and read up to chapter 899
>>139617845
Epitaph can see a future timeline where Diavolo can see another future timeline where he can't see the future, in neither he can erase time. In the first timeline he can change his fate only by seeing what is going to happen but our timeline's Diavolo needs to erase time to change it, because otherwise he'll blindly follow the prediction.
>>139618056
refer to my post here >>139618401
>>139617816
>Despite seemingly different in the manga, Dio thought his mother was a fool due to her kindly nature and placed his father above her in terms of respect due to his father's more ruthless and hard nature. He also admitted to regret killing his father.
That sounds ridiculous. It was pretty clear that he loved his mother and hated his father. Araki may have illustrated it but I doubt he sees it as canon or representative of DIO.
>>139618438
SHIT NOW I UNDERSTAND
>>139616444
>polnareff being betrayed by silver chariot
>special snowflake diavolo
fuck off
>>139617560
If he really did have a stand he'd just use its powers to mow through anyone in the story.
>>139618438
fucking shit i meant
>erases the fact that he'll punch your dick
i need to get some sleep
>>139618438
If you were both going to punch each other in the dick, you would both be on the ground. Diavolo's advantage is that he can move around in his little world. If Diavolo is the other person, he can punch you in the dick and dodge your dickpunch.
You will be on the floor and Diavolo will be laughing at you.
>>139618303
>>139617845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33kAMeHVzBA
>>139618552
Joseph launched him into space before he could.
what would happen if C-Moon gives you a handjob?
>>139618514
He wasn't betrayed, Silver Chariot lost control due to its particular nature when affected by the [arrow]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-npMTxw5u7o
>>139618710
Your dick will turn into a pussy
>>139618710
What would a stand named after GG Allin do?
>>139618758
Eh, his voice doesn't fit Josuke in that style.
holy shit just realized that if Johnny didn't push that little dude from the opera Valentine would literally reign over America forever
>>139618552
If Kars had a stand, we would know. Stand users naturally draw toward each other.
Once Kars became a known global threat, though, stand users would have kicked his shit in.
>>139618710
It would put a spin on the phrase "go fuck yourself"
>>139618835
Yoshikage Kira alone couldn't permanently destroyed the Pillarmen with Killer Queen.
>>139618749
SC lost control because Polnareff died. In fact SCR protected the arrow because SCR was obeying Polnareff last orders.
>>139618710
Your penis would turn inside out
>>139618792
I want to say that it would either involve bodily fluids or drugs but it would probably just be based on whatever bullshit power Araki pulls out of his ass at the time.
>>139618884
*Could've. I meant to say could've.
>>139618884
Yes he could, to kill a vampire or pillarmen you only need to destroy the brain. Hamon only make it easier.
Where is my Yasuho and Paisley Park SAS figures?
>>139618884
Kira wasn't alive then, or if he was he was a toddler. Too lazy to look up canon dates/ages
But considering how KQ-
>>139618939
Oh. He most likely could, and the Pillarmen would have no idea how or why.
>>139618401
>Giorno is way cooler than him, he doesn't act like a literal faggot, he has cool friends, and he has ambition
Joseph has funny and entertaining antics, and his way of fighting is, quite frankly, far more entertaining than "I have a punchghost that can give life".
>Caesar is a really funny way of saying Buccellati, Narancia, Fugo, Abbachio, Mista etc.
This is just a matter of taste I suppose
Actually, so this the rest of the post. This entire debate is. I enjoy part 2 more than part 5, if it's the other way around for you, fair enough man. That's the great thing about JoJo, there's so much different stuff going on that everyone has their favourites.
>>139618710
There would be C-men everywhere.
What stand would give the best handjob?
>>139619142
Spice Girl.
Cream Starter.
Love Deluxe.
>>139618401
>Trish is 10 times better especially because she [...] is actually to do shit
She had only 1 fight, which is about the same as Lisa Lisa
>>139619142
Yo Yo Ma
>>139619142
Killer Queen's handjobs can blow your mind. Anytime.
>>139619142
Spice Girl could you keep you erect and soft at the same time or Killer Queen could blow your mind.
>>139619208
The difference is that Trish actually won hers to a degree.
Lisa Lisa got wreckt.
Wired Beck doesn't count.
Alright I hope it doesn't get taken down again; finished the ED edits I was doing last thread based on people's suggestions: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x420atg_jojo-p4-ed-tests_tv
>>139619142
Star Platinum or Sticky Fingers
>>139616556
This. He's the true hero of BT.
pfft
gays
>>139619310
That sounds like it'd get real messy, real quick.
>>139619142The Hand
>>139619142
The Hand.
>>139619604
>erase dick
>>139616170
Jonathan was a sex machine.
Joseph is a good at parenting (but an asshole husband)
Jotaro cries in his sleep and only dolphins cheer him up
This was stand, the user wasthe ghost alley.
>>139619142
Gold Experience
No, really, think about it.
>>139619310
>Sticky Fingers
>Bruno steals your penis to play with when you're out in public
>>139619310
>Sticky Fingers
*unzips dick*
Protect Jonathan
I just realized that Tusk Act 4 is skinnier than it looks.
And its head is on its chest
>>139619984
This legitimately blown my mind.
But I wouldn't call him skinny. More like really squat and round.
>>139618970
>>139618970
This has to be bait right?
No one can be this retarded
Dio survived from getting his head cut into two.
Destroying the brain doesnt to jack shit
Especially to the ultimate lifeform
Just found out that Hotline Miami OST with Jojo is a fucking joy.
What do you listen to while reading the mango?
>>139619984
I like to think you can use it's head as a weird drive stick.
>>139619259
Nice job anon
>>139620109
Makes you wonder though.
How did Kars kill his race by just using blades?
Have you played the 7th stand user?
>>139619259
>No Shine on you Crazy Diamond
>No Echoes
>No Atom Heart Mother
>>139620109
Cutting in half =/= destroyed
And I mean vanilla pillarmen, not ultimate lifeform Kars since we don't know his weakness (if he had any).
>>139620219
Pre-maks pillamen weren't as strong.
>>139620219
He could have cut them to mince meat and threw them into sunlight.
We also never learned if he had stronger forms like Whamu
>>139620309
I guess. But I always had the impression they were stronger than regular vampires.
And we've seen regular vampires heal from fires and grenade explosions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxQs34UMx4
Part 4 ED
>>139620329
>mince meat
Maybe the anime botched this, because there were clear corpses showing.
>>139620309
>>139620309
If a brain is cut in half it is destroyed
>>139620348
You need to destroy the brain. Not just harm it, but literally turning it into small pieces.
SOMEBODY DUMP THE JOLYNE DIARY THING
YOU ALL KNOW THE ONE.
>>139619259
These are all pretty good, cheers
>>139620416
It was clearly not enough, you need to harm it more to kill a vampire.
Pucci is a great villain.
>>139620444
>>139620416
Tell that to Dio when Jonathan cut his head in half.
DiU ending is going to be the original song from Morio-cho radio and everyone's gonna get rekt.
>>139619259
Jesus christ
Genuinely surprised at how well Can't Stop worked as an ED
That build-up, damn that should be the ED theme
>>139620416
If a vampire/pillar brain is just flat cut in half, no it isn't. It needs to be hit with the ripple or it will heal. See fucking Dio.
Now, if you outright blow it the fuck up, that's probably another story.
>>139619727
>>139617845
>>139620530
Could Dio clone himslef if he wasn't put his halfs together?
>>139619259
I'm more excited to know what the ED is than the show itself.
The ED fitting the part means so much to me. It has to be licensed, western and a classic.
That said, Psycho Killer would be fucking amazing. I would cream my pants.
>>139620511
don't use the words Pucci and great in the same sentence ever again.
>>139620587
yes just like wolverine
>>139620574
>>139620530
HERE WE GO
>>139619259
holy fuck Psycho Killer fits so well
>>139620562
Dio literally explodes at the end of part 3.
They still have to dump him in the middle of the desert because they know he'd eventually regenerate.
>>139620621
Pucci is not a great villain?
With threads like these, my JoJo folder grows larger by the day
>>139620587
Better question if Dio can be cut in half by Jonathan and be fine why does his shit get fucked when his brain gets smashed by Jotaro
>>139620574
Streaming part 4: http://weebcrew.moe
>>139619259
Can't Stop fits too well holy fuuuuck
>>139620674
>>139620671
Because Star Platinum hits like a fucking truck. Also pre-Joseph blood's Dio regenerative abilities weren't as good as part 1's Dio.
>>139619259
Psycho Killer, Killer Queen and Buttercup stood out to me most there, great job. I doubt this will happen but that OC song from the first episode better not be the ED.
>>139620726
My friend just sent me this picture of his phone gallery with no context.
>>139620784
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>139620726
>>139620784
>>139620792
He is just reminding you who is best priest.
>>139620792
>my friends will never like jojo that much
feels bad
>>139620839soft and KAK
>>139619259
>YMCA
HOLY SHIT I WANT THIS
THE FUCKING BUILDUP
AHAHAHAHA THAT WAS FUCKING GREAT.
>>139619677
All this fucking time and im only now realizing he went back to being David Bowey when he dies. Fuck im slow.
>>139618214
But it just says he skips.
That doesn't explain how he is somehow immune to the effects.
If a bullet gets shot at him with his back to a wall, presumably when he skips it will be embedded in the wall, right?
So why the hell was it not embedded in his abdomen instead? Is he alone able to change his fate during the skipped time, and if so, that wouldn't save him from splatting on the ground because even if he could change his fate during the skipped time he wouldn't be able to do anything.
DIO is Donald Trump prove me wrong guys
just finished SBR it was amazing but did anyone else feel that the last fight was shoe horned in? the high voltage/the world. i felt as if it shouldve ended after funny valentine was defeated
>>139621247
fug i need more trump jojo edits
>will never learn more about jojo's ghosts or how a fucking house can also be a ghost
>>139619259
I think this one fits too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg
Alright niggers it's that time again
post, r8, and h8
>>139621337
*we'll
>>139621255
It was a nice fanservice fight, but unnecessary. Although I wouldn't want to see Johnny race to the finish line for the last couple chapters.
>it's a hol horse episode
>>139621406
>it's an amine grill reaction image
>>139621406
>it's a hol horse episode
>>139616709
>>139617071
See, this shit right here looks gays as fuck. Are the characters atleast strong? Like one piece strong? Naruto strong? Dbz strong? Or are they weak?
>>139621522
They're realistic strong.
>>139621102
>Bullet is fired as he is against the wall
>Hits him
>Embeds in wall
King Crimson can remove the second step, meaning it still embedded and was fired, but it "skipped" hitting him.
Another example.
>Jumps out window
>Hits ground
>Splat
King Crimson can "skip" the event of him splatting, meaning that he never splatted and is now on the ground and fine.
>>139621442
You're not on /v/, faggot.
It's still low-class shitposting, but it's also something that doesn't warrant special attention.
Nigger.
>>139621522
The men aren't the ones who fight, not after part 2.
>>139621522
Many characters in the series can fuck up Goku
>>139621371
Time for the shitty paint job again.
>>139621582
Bullshit. Stands are a projection of the user's mind.
>>139621345
>>139620296
I'll add these to the next one.
Thanks guys, glad you all liked it!
>>139621620
But not a prejection of the user's muscles/physical strenght
>>139621562
But if the bullet DIDN'T pass through him, the time skip would be utterly pointless!
And if it saves the location data of shit (Like the bullet.) why doesn't it save the location data of his body being in 12 different places?
It makes no sense unless you add the addendum that Diavolo alone can move and change his fate during the erased time, but you faggots never account for that in your explanations, only going so far as to say a non-sequitur that has holes in it as if it's a valid explanation.
