fuck marry kill
>>136229045
I'm gonna marry all of them and Sylphy and you can't stop me.
>>136229084
This.
Marry Kirie
Fuck Ebina
Kill Umaru
Marry Slyphie
Befriend Kirie
Kill Umaru
Fuck Ebin tits
>>136229045
You got it right.
>>136229150
Thiso
>>136229150
Fuck Kirie
Marry Ebina
Kill Umaru
>>136229150
>>136229258
>>136229045
Fuck Ebina and Kirie
Marry Umaru
Kill 橘・シルフィンフォード
Adopt and spoil Umaru
Invite Kirie to come over and play with Umaru
Ignore Ebina
Marry Kirie
Fuck Umaru
Kill ebin
>>136229045
Kill them all.
>Killing a 14 year old girl
Dude. No.
>>136229150
This is true patrician taste
>>136229367
This. Ebina a shit.
Kill Umaru three times
Fuck Umaru
Marry Kirie
Kill Bumpkin
>be millionaire
>enjoy run down old timey candy stores
>help out your friend by buying raffle tickets
>win the worst prize but are still happy that you got some stickers
Why is TSF so perfect?
>>136229553
Is she actually a millionaire? I don't remember that being specified, although Umaru's parents own a mega corporation
Marry Kirie, fuck Umaru, kill Umaru.
Marry TSF
Fuck Ebina.
Marry Kirie.
Fuck Umaru.
Kill Umaru.
Fuck Umaru.
Fuck Hamster
Marry tits
Kill Watamote
>>136229045
Yes.
![[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.13_[2015.08.12_14.51.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rbJzZxN.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.13_[2015.08.12_14.51.32].jpg")
>>136229150
This
Fuck Ebina
Marry Taihei
Kill the rest
>>136229659
She lives in a big house and her brother owns a yacht. Her family has to have at least 1 million.
>>136229888
It's been awhile so I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure she lives in a traditional Japanese house and the yatch thing was anime only. I think her family is slightly well off but millionaire Is a stretch
>>136229045
In that order.
>>136229045
In that Order
>>136229045
fuck umaru
marry ebina
kill kirie
Absolutely marry Ebina.
Fug Umaru up the bum
Adopt Kirie as my daughteru and give her lots of hugs, but she gets cancer and becomes braindead and eventually I have to pull the plug and kill her. It's okay though because she's grown up a bit and isn't as cute anymore.
>>136230371
>>136230779
>>136230836
My patrician brothers
>>136229258
This
does choosing "marry" for one girl disqualify you from fucking her during marriage?
>>136231466
>>136231620
Of course not. You can fuck them all day every day for life.
Fuck ebina and maybe slyphie
Ignore kirie
Marry no one
Kill umaru
>>136231620
No. That would be just silly.
>>136231674
>>136231687
doesn't that negate the purpose of the exercise then? whats stopping you from marrying, fucking, killing and necrofucking every girl?
>>136231831
Stop thinking so hard, nigger.
>>136231831
No, because fucking is a normal part of marriage.
Marriage is not a natural part of fucking or killing, and killing is not part of anything.
>>136231831
>whats stopping you from marrying, fucking, killing and necrofucking every girl?
well first of all they aren't real.
Fuck the girls, just marry Taihei onii-sama and kill Umaru
>>136229222
Only correct answer.
>>136231883
i dont see what "normal" or "natural" has to do with anything. marriage, sex and murder are three completely separate things.
>>136231958
>>136231859
not an argument
>>136232079
It's actually a perfect argument. It's a stupid meme game and you're trying too hard you doublenigger.
>>136232079
Well its sort of implied that the marriage is going to be a normal marriage ei occasion sex
>>136232346
>occasion sex
I can assure you if I could marry any of these three it would be anything but occasional.
>>136229045
Impregnate Ebina
Marry Kirie
Kill Umaru
>>136229150
You read my mind
Fuck umaru in her hamtaro mode and kill it.
>>136229045
Marry them all. Fuck them all. Kill none in that order.
Because screw your rules.
Ebina is for fucking
>>136229045
Fuck Ebina.
Mind Break Umaru.
Make Umaru kill poor man's tomoko.
Kill a happy Umaru in the middle of a fuck.
Marry Ebina.
Fuck Ebina in front of Onii-chan.
Onii-chan suicide.
Keep down syndrome blue girl on basement as pet.
Impregnate Ebina.
Form a happy family
Happy End.
>>136233031
simply ebin.
>>136229045
>fuck marry kill
This an OJ thread?
>>136233031
Only in the missionary position while hand holding for the only purpose of procreation.
>>136229045
exactly that order
>>136229150
Any other answer is objectively wrong.
>>136229045
kill, fuck, marry.
>>136229045
start abusive relationship with kirie
by blackmailing her to kill umaru
fuck ebina on the sideplay arcade games with slyphin every saturday
>>136233308
Get lost mutt
Fuck HickTits Mcgee
Marry Slyphy
ImoutoZone Umaru
Ignore Runt
~ZUPPAN
>>136229150
The only true answer.
>>136233431
It's one person.
>>136234271
Why are they wearing nighties at the beach?
>>136229045
Exactly in that order
>>136234294
I forget how ashamed I feel whenever I open images like that.
>>136234304
Stop being gay.
Does the manga ever go into detail about their past and why Umaru moved in with her brother?
>>136234500
No.
>>136234517
her parents stopped funding her ridiculous vidya habit so she moved in with her brother, who turned out to be a sucker for her tantrums
marry anyone who isnt ebina. too many people will stop her in the street and not care if she has a ring every fucking day
>>136234517
Not yet
>>136229045
Fuck umaru
Marry ebina
Kill kirie
>>136229045
fuck kanau
marry ebina
kill hamsterfuck.
this is the only choice.
>>136229084
The only real answer.
>>136229410
Fuck you.
>>136229659
She's rich. Marry her for the money.
>>136235654
I would marry her anyway. She's literally perfect
>>136234994
Kanau is made for ignoring.
>>136234517
I want to take care of that cutie
>>136229258
This desu
>>136229045
In that order.
>>136229150
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>>136229045
fuck all of them + sylph, marry all of them + sylph, kill OP
>>136229045
k/m/f
>>136229045
marry ebina, kirie and umaru
Ebina is for breeding many healthy kids.
>>136229045
fuck ponytail, marry twintail, kill the rodent
Fuck Kirie because dicking a dyke is a noble achievement.
Marry Ebina because she's a good girl.
Kill Umaru because it's the only option left, sorry.
>>136229084
Why don't you tell me where you live?
