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fuck marry kill


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fuck marry kill
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>>136229045
I'm gonna marry all of them and Sylphy and you can't stop me.
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>>136229084
This.
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Marry Kirie
Fuck Ebina
Kill Umaru
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>>136229150
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Marry Slyphie
Befriend Kirie
Kill Umaru
Fuck Ebin tits
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>>136229045
You got it right.
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>>136229150
Thiso
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>>136229150
Fuck Kirie
Marry Ebina
Kill Umaru
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>>136229150
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>>136229258
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>>136229045
Fuck Ebina and Kirie
Marry Umaru
Kill 橘・シルフィンフォード
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Adopt and spoil Umaru
Invite Kirie to come over and play with Umaru
Ignore Ebina
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Marry Kirie
Fuck Umaru
Kill ebin
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>>136229045
Kill them all.
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>Killing a 14 year old girl

Dude. No.
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>>136229150
This is true patrician taste
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>>136229367
This. Ebina a shit.
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Kill Umaru three times
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Fuck Umaru
Marry Kirie
Kill Bumpkin
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>be millionaire
>enjoy run down old timey candy stores
>help out your friend by buying raffle tickets
>win the worst prize but are still happy that you got some stickers
Why is TSF so perfect?
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>>136229553
Is she actually a millionaire? I don't remember that being specified, although Umaru's parents own a mega corporation
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Marry Kirie, fuck Umaru, kill Umaru.
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Marry TSF
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Fuck Ebina.
Marry Kirie.
Fuck Umaru.
Kill Umaru.
Fuck Umaru.
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Fuck Hamster
Marry tits
Kill Watamote
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>>136229045
Yes.
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Fuck Ebina
Marry Taihei
Kill the rest
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>>136229659
She lives in a big house and her brother owns a yacht. Her family has to have at least 1 million.
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>>136229888
It's been awhile so I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure she lives in a traditional Japanese house and the yatch thing was anime only. I think her family is slightly well off but millionaire Is a stretch
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>>136229045
In that order.
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>>136229045
In that Order
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>>136229045
fuck umaru
marry ebina
kill kirie
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Absolutely marry Ebina.

Fug Umaru up the bum

Adopt Kirie as my daughteru and give her lots of hugs, but she gets cancer and becomes braindead and eventually I have to pull the plug and kill her. It's okay though because she's grown up a bit and isn't as cute anymore.
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>>136230371
>>136230779
>>136230836
My patrician brothers
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>>136229258
This
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does choosing "marry" for one girl disqualify you from fucking her during marriage?
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>>136231466
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>>136231620
Of course not. You can fuck them all day every day for life.
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Fuck ebina and maybe slyphie
Ignore kirie
Marry no one
Kill umaru
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>>136231620
No. That would be just silly.
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>>136231674
>>136231687
doesn't that negate the purpose of the exercise then? whats stopping you from marrying, fucking, killing and necrofucking every girl?
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>>136231831
Stop thinking so hard, nigger.
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>>136231831

No, because fucking is a normal part of marriage.

Marriage is not a natural part of fucking or killing, and killing is not part of anything.
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>>136231831
>whats stopping you from marrying, fucking, killing and necrofucking every girl?
well first of all they aren't real.
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Fuck the girls, just marry Taihei onii-sama and kill Umaru
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>>136229222
Only correct answer.
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>>136231883
i dont see what "normal" or "natural" has to do with anything. marriage, sex and murder are three completely separate things.

>>136231958
>>136231859
not an argument
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>>136232079
It's actually a perfect argument. It's a stupid meme game and you're trying too hard you doublenigger.
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>>136232079

Well its sort of implied that the marriage is going to be a normal marriage ei occasion sex
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>>136232346
>occasion sex
I can assure you if I could marry any of these three it would be anything but occasional.
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>>136229045

Impregnate Ebina
Marry Kirie
Kill Umaru
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>>136229150
You read my mind
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>>136229150
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Fuck umaru in her hamtaro mode and kill it.
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>>136229045
Marry them all. Fuck them all. Kill none in that order.

Because screw your rules.
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Ebina is for fucking
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>>136229045
Fuck Ebina.
Mind Break Umaru.
Make Umaru kill poor man's tomoko.
Kill a happy Umaru in the middle of a fuck.
Marry Ebina.
Fuck Ebina in front of Onii-chan.
Onii-chan suicide.
Keep down syndrome blue girl on basement as pet.
Impregnate Ebina.
Form a happy family
Happy End.
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>>136229150
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>>136233031
simply ebin.
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>>136229045
>fuck marry kill
This an OJ thread?
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>>136233031
Only in the missionary position while hand holding for the only purpose of procreation.
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>>136229045
exactly that order
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>>136229150
Any other answer is objectively wrong.
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>>136229045
kill, fuck, marry.
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>>136229045
start abusive relationship with kirie
by blackmailing her to kill umaru
fuck ebina on the side

play arcade games with slyphin every saturday
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>>136233308
Get lost mutt
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Fuck HickTits Mcgee
Marry Slyphy
ImoutoZone Umaru
Ignore Runt

~ZUPPAN
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>>136229150
The only true answer.
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>>136233431
It's one person.
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>>136234271
Why are they wearing nighties at the beach?
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>>136229045
Exactly in that order
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>>136234294
I forget how ashamed I feel whenever I open images like that.
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>>136234304
Stop being gay.
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Does the manga ever go into detail about their past and why Umaru moved in with her brother?
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>>136234500
No.
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>>136234517
her parents stopped funding her ridiculous vidya habit so she moved in with her brother, who turned out to be a sucker for her tantrums
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marry anyone who isnt ebina. too many people will stop her in the street and not care if she has a ring every fucking day
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>>136234517
Not yet
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>>136229045
Fuck umaru
Marry ebina
Kill kirie
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>>136229045
fuck kanau
marry ebina
kill hamsterfuck.
this is the only choice.
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>>136229084
The only real answer.
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>>136229410
Fuck you.
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>>136229659
She's rich. Marry her for the money.
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>>136235654
I would marry her anyway. She's literally perfect
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>>136234994
Kanau is made for ignoring.
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>>136234517

I want to take care of that cutie
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>>136229258

This desu
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>>136229045
In that order.
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>>136229150
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Vote for UMR and your other favorite players to represent /a/ in the Winter Cup:
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>>136229045
fuck all of them + sylph, marry all of them + sylph, kill OP
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>>136229045
k/m/f
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>>136229045
marry ebina, kirie and umaru
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Ebina is for breeding many healthy kids.
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>>136229045
fuck ponytail, marry twintail, kill the rodent
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Fuck Kirie because dicking a dyke is a noble achievement.

Marry Ebina because she's a good girl.

Kill Umaru because it's the only option left, sorry.
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>>136229084
Why don't you tell me where you live?
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